Kindnapped on Christmas! ASMR

[@EphemeralRift]

Mr. C might appear to be a little out of focus in this video which was not intended. It appears that one of his elves forgot to change the camera from manual focus to auto focus so that his jolly old face would be crisp & clear. Fortunately, most of the objects that appear in the video are in focus, so it all works out in the end. You can just pretend that it's the effects of how you ended up in this situation to begin with!

[@franko33GD]

te amo

[@onlychino]

Tío E >>

[@polarpork340]

e bruv

[@ronnie8767]

Have a splentastic Christmas and rest of your holiday season Mr. Rift

[@Metxblue]

honestly if you hadn't told us i wouldn't have noticed x)

[@shapeturtle]

"Ho ho ho! Merry fucking Christmas" made me die laughing and caught me horribly off guard. Good job, Uncle E. Thanks for another great video.

[@adderon]

Santa knows Pickle Rift

[@andrewhilbert4790]

The way he chuckles makes me feel like this is a dark souls npc

[@boi5375]

Andre the blacksmith has changed

[@solidskullz5736]

Thank you papa rift for the most relaxing Christmas gift of all

[@EmptycatArt]

papa rift lmao

[@Sva010]

well

[@KnightSlasher]

If you are wondering why you didn't get any Christmas presents, this is where Santa has been

[@noahparnell9583]

@@m0-m0597 i think you need a encyclopedia after that sentence bro

[@LastNameBravo23]

It's been six years since my last Kindnapping, this is indeed a treat. Thanks Santa! ❤

[@darkzer0670]

Oddly enough this is not my first time being kidnapped by Santa. It's the Easter Bunny you really gotta watch out for.

[@OracleTeller]

Fr though…

[@goldentem773]

Your mean kind-napped my good man don’t confuse the two

[@Mattosis]

@@goldentem773 The Easter bunny definitely isn't kind

[@beatingmysabers8032]

The turkey from thanksgiving is the one that I need to look out for

[@EphemeralRift]

*kindnapped

[@thedoctor9936]

The first video I ever watched on this channel was the original Kindnapped, so I can't express how amazing it is to see this!

[@galaksina]

A kindnapping of caliber? Just what was needed after 3 days of family chaos. Merry Christmas Uncle E, the tendrils, rift threads and brains on our tree thanks you as well.

[@lee.lee.n]

I can't wait to listen! I haven't been kindnapped in ages!

[@OracleTeller]

Ikr? Kidnappers need to up their game

[@lee.lee.n]

@@OracleTeller Lol!!

[@eldritchkitty2396]

@@OracleTeller Exactly!

[@adderon]

Most kidnappers are tunnel visioned, hence the lack of creativity and empathy

[@BrayBr]

ER, I speak for myself and the community. We thank you for every drop of sweat, tear (and blood if thats the case) that you put into your masterpieces. Your content is probably one of the best, if not the best in the ASMR community, and we cant thank you enough. You always surprise us whenever you upload a video and I personally find them really enjoyable. Please keep up the hard work ❤️

[@foxtalks9595]

The 1st kindnap video is my absolute favorite ASMR video

[@onlychino]

merry Christmas tío ❤️ You’ve helped me through so much these past few months. hope you and your family have had a wonderful day!

[@EphemeralRift]

likewise!

[@onlychino]

@@EphemeralRift you’re a legend

[@RavenDoodles23]

This is what someone has to go through when someone says all I want for Christmas is you.

[@the_man861]

At the time of posting it is Dec 26 meaning she has finally refrosted, we are safe until next year

[@boi5375]

@@the_man861 whats the story on that profile pic i see it everywhere

[@MightyCaedes]

@@boi5375 it’s from a channel called vince, and it’s basically Vince’s equivalent to jellybeans profile picture army

[@boi5375]

@@MightyCaedes i have no idea what your talking about lol

[@adderon]

Wooo oooo-oooo baybaaaaaaaaaay

[@Rita-RT09]

Maybe Santa going down the chimney wasn't to deliver presents but to kidnap us... Merry fucking Christmas, indeed

[@EphemeralRift]

*kindnap ;)

[@Lisa-fp7hn]

Oh my god I’m SOO excited. Kindnapped is my very favourite video by you, was never expecting another !

[@derenjoy3r]

Dude I kove many of your old themes and kindnapped was such a good one I love that you brought it back alongside all the new awesome stuff of yours !

[@nenjinr4906]

Yes Yes Yes Yes~!

[@sheerkid447]

omg the voice is astonishingly relaxing, one of your best videos in that sense

[@elcisitiak172]

I find it to be an interesting effect - I’m obviously used to most ASMR being G-PG, so swearing catches my attention, which in turn helps me come back to it when my mind is wandering. Thanks for all you do! ETA: after a really shitty year that culminated in failing most of my classes I didn’t realize how much I needed to hear that failing the entire year wasn’t necessarily a reflection of my “nice-ness” lol, thank you!

[@berozgarkumar6882]

this guy is a LEGEND...🔥

[@lopezlopez7132]

among idiots like you...

[@berozgarkumar6882]

@@lopezlopez7132 no one cares,what u have said 🤣 #dumb 🤪

[@brijkishore9128]

I know 👌🏻

[@PowerRainbow]

Wow, it's been a long time since previous kindnapping. Thanks for doing this again, appreciated

[@TheRogueDM]

YES another Kindnapped! I guess Thomas has had to resort to more of a disguise to keep doing this to millions of people.

[@sunniedayz2450]

Merry Christmas, Paul! Your interesting and unconventional take on ASMR is the best in the business. Keep being awesome

[@singapuragame2255]

This is a truly a ephemeral rift christmas moment

[@bombdotcom2168]

Once upon a time, on Christmas day We all awoke to a shock, one that left us in dismay Ephemeral Rift, in a costume so jolly Had us trapped in a basement, in a scene so melancholy I'm all tired from rhyming this holiday season, but I figured I'd drop by for no real reason I'm a few days late, but I'm here anyway I hope everyone has a pretty good day

[@Voxicat]

merry christmas er! cant wait to fully watch this. from what i can tell this will be a lot of nostalgia from your kidnapping video

[@donovanweir4404]

Me: “I’m not sure if this guy is actually Santa” Totally Santa: “Just look at me” Me: “Valid point”

[@adderon]

Serena and June

[@Bedogg25]

The kidnapped video was the one of the first videos I watch and made me keep watching, it was great and I can’t wait to watch!

[@weelolol]

i was just watching the original kindnapped yesterday, what a thing to see christmas day

[@beatingmysabers8032]

SANTA HOW COULD YOU HAVE DONE THIS

[@dropdamic95]

Youre the only ASMR artidt that I rewatch their videos multiple times a week and sometimes back to back. Thank you. ✌️❤️

[@lucienboyce1855]

Thanks Uncle E, I just got out of surgery a few days ago and your videos are always a treat and they always help me sleep. The only bad thing is the pain from laughing like 5 seconds in. Still Thanks for the videos. They help

[@elaw13]

I hope you just had this video on deck and got to spent quality time with your family Uncle E! Merry christman and happy new year. :)

[@AnOnimOuZ1245]

I un-ironically fell asleep last night to the "Kindnapped" video! Its personally one of my favorites of all time 🔥🔥

[@rowanbarnfather7776]

Why would anyone watch old videos unironically?

[@rowanbarnfather7776]

*ironically

[@InfiniteASMR662]

Merry Christmas rift! Stay safe and thank you for making this! :)

[@anti_honey]

Glad to see this series return!!!

[@senoreg]

If the dice and the mention of D&D are hinting towards a resurrection of his D&D videos, I would be more than thrilled, above splentastic if you will.

[@CausticAscarite]

Man, it feels like your roadmap video was uploaded just yesterday. Time fucking flies

[@Amysbiblereads]

You are literally the gift that keeps on giving 😂❤

[@sickna-sty3244]

Another Christmas banger!!! I totally didn't see this one on the 2022 roadmap from last year! Thank you E!

[@kyotie13]

The Kindnapping videos are so good! I wonder if Mr. C got Thomas a present 👀

[@Game_Craig]

All of your videos feel so personalised to the viewer, one of the many reasons i consider you the best asmr creator out there. Great video too.

[@Orbeesforbrains]

That opening line SMACKED me in the face

[@Emeowy]

Merry christmas mr kindnapper Merry christmas ER! Thanks for all the content during this year

[@rainstars24]

I spent a few hours last night tossing and turning, tried soft music and rain sounds and other asmr and nothing was working - till I put this on and I was out in a couple minutes. Don't know why it worked but it did. Thanks Uncle E ♡

[@piki.mp4]

thanks uncle paul. i needed this, the world hasnt been kind.

[@thelemon0001]

The most worrying part about this scenario is the camera and tripod in the background.

[@butterytomatoes747]

the sequel to the kindnapping?!?!? perfect christmas gift

[@lobotomateploutocrate7785]

Like most video, I don't know if I am terrified or relaxed. I love it

[@Gyro_Joe_Star]

Imagine waking up on Christmas and being greeted by Santa Claus holding presents, and the first thing he says is "Ho ho ho, merry fucking Christmas

[@DanDantheMagicMan]

Absolutely amazing, been watching you consistently since I was in middle school, almost 10 years. Always a great relaxing time here on the rift channel.

[@sem5296]

Perhaps you could update the sanctuary you made 8 years ago in minecraft? :D

[@NeroTheDarklord]

That gruel is perfect. I still remember when rift tried making hot water oatmeal off camera and it didn't turn out right. I've been waiting literally years for something like this. Please give use more of that amazing gruel in a future video.

[@peresusjacksonfan]

The wooden bowl is back it's a Christmas miracle

[@justthememelordsnextdoor9120]

5:31 The fact santa just sniffs chloroform so close to his nose, and doesn’t feel a thing demonstrates how strong he is

[@skitsyn8989]

When he starts with “ho ho ho, merry fucking Christmas” I know this is gonna be a good one

[@spec5385]

Hope you had a splentastic Christmas ER! Glad to see another amazing video. Anyways, as per usual this will be day 28 of me asking for you to make a video where you tell inanimate objects just how truly you appreciate them! And Merry Fucking Christmas

[@arhceus7649]

thank you for making very creative videos and merry christmas!

[@testingbugs9721]

Wow this is the earliest I’ve been! Looking forward to another great video.

[@simonsezo2328]

Was just watching the kindnapper the other day 👌

[@user-vn6ki6gs8w]

Happy new year rift, it's amazing how you've been part of my life for so long without really knowing you, thank you for sharing your huge creativity with us while also being relaxing, real nice

[@zeyata-cicero-herron4608]

The sheer craft that goes into these videos is astonishing; Uncle E has some serious talent and dedication! Thank you for the good stuff, Paul. Side note; this video also makes me chuckle, as I was actually born on Christmas day!

[@Toetech0]

If you have some sort of idea box. The Santa's special gruel part reminded me of the resident evil biohazard dining scene. Where they feed you all kinds of gunk. That would be a cool asmr. Getting kidnapped by the family.

[@rachelbruno3098]

A new version of one of my favorite ER vids? What a fantastic gift!

[@blastard8980]

That gruel looks like primordial soup

[@SargonTheGrape]

You are a font of creativity, as ever. May the good ideas continue to flow into 2023!

[@ProdAGee]

the dice cup needs to be a recurring piece. it kinda fits in the normal aesthetic of the e verse anyway

[@MutedNyan]

Thank you Santa for my krill my shelf kit

[@grimm_reaps996]

I died laughing at the beginning "ho ho ho, merry fuckin christmas my friend"

[@NNCwatcher2]

dude at first i could not sleep to this because i had to laugh so hard. the humour in this is gold. first class video as always uncle ER, so glad i found you on this platform. you are my first go to asmr when going to sleep at night.

[@rainevelde6017]

Living for the tidbit that in the ER Universe I think Santa is the one who brings people to the Asylum. Just his side gig.

[@TheAkatsuken9000]

Happy new year, Rift! Thank you for all your work!

[@levi8709]

A wise man once said… “hohoho, merry fuckin’ Christmas my friend.”

[@suburbansocialist]

That first bit had me dying

[@Winginlt]

I’ve been watching you for years and all I can say is every time u upload it feels like an early and or Christmas gift

[@thatoneguy202]

After all these years, Kindnapped, Again!

[@gamey__4642]

Not the sequal i expected but the one i will gladly take

[@chara5074]

Well there goes any chance at sleep, no way I’m gunna sleep after laughing so hard in the intro man 😂😂😂

[@0Idskuul]

“You do trust Santa Claus don’t you?” He He, I did before I met him in person 😅

[@TechnologicalDifficulties]

No way! I had that same wrapping paper for Christmas

[@elarasky4848]

i absolutely lOVEEEEE the wrapping paper

[@thetwitchywitchy]

Thank you for your dedication to your craft ❤️

[@raymondstrayer9751]

Kindnapped by Santa for Christmas. 🎅🎄Uncle ER always gives the best gifts. 🎁 ♥

[@HappilyMundane]

How kind of santa to let me nap

[@YngolSonofYsgramor]

This is a true gift

[@havinghehs]

Yay! The Kindnapper is my favorite!

[@Peetwenty]

I could hardly relax, I was laughing the whole time. Great stuff.

[@AuroraeCora]

Merry Christmas uncle E! Hope you got a toaster under the tree for some Rorschach toast testing. Stay safe!

[@Oxijinn_]

A Kris Kringle Crinkly Christmas Kidnapping, so to speak

[@splakbor]

"merry fucking christmas" I can't sleep now

[@gabrielhemingway]

A true gift.

[@Zephyr-wp3be]

This video works insanely well on me cause thats the same wrapping paper my gifts were in. 😂

[@Paranuui]

This is why you're supposed to go to sleep before Santa comes

[@krazeeninja]

Omg thats the same wrapping paper I used for my wife's gifts

[@frenchibristianbok8847]

Awesome while I'm wearing my new nightmare before Christmas pajamas

[@jsdcvud7834]

What did you actually mix to get the "Special Gruel"? That thing looks delicious😋

[@EphemeralRift]

Instant oatmeal with blue food coloring! 😂

[@Z-Zack]

An unexpected sequel, but a welcomed one!

[@HeartlessRon]

Sometimes I just watch his videos not even for sleep it’s just entertaining

[@HeartlessRon]

One of his best videos and love all of them 😂