Whatever It Takes to Put You to Sleep ASMR

[@solidskullz5736]

That thumbnail makes it look like he’s going to put me to sleep forever. Good I need the rest

[@321findus]

Same.

[@sgtshuler]

I got some Roskolnikov wibes

[@SparklySnuggly]

@@sgtshuler yep, that axe just screams Raskolnikov

[@matisd3069]

Yes

[@ervate]

i think that’s the point

[@onlyychino]

This man is so unique. Like bro he’s literally my favourite person to watch when I’m trying to sleep.

[@nomemuitocriativo9792]

dude I like to watch him even when I'm trying to _not_ fall asleep

[@Sputnick_00]

bro is my favorite person

[@hopex1473]

Literally such a refresher from the mainstream asmr content I used to be recommended. Not like that stuff is bad, quite the contrary, it’s just I prefer more personality and uniqueness. Makes it better :)

[@Theover4000]

Same

[@lukashenninger6150]

Video idea : sitting by the campfire telling story’s

[@spiralout1839]

I have PTSD and haven't slept very much in the past couple of weeks. Thank you, Uncle ER. I've been here for the better part of a decade, and no one has ever made me sleep so well. You rock, dude.

[@thehightide2559]

I like to pretend that Rift is a god but when I do that, I see only the ordinary person that he is (ordinary like the rest of us). But when I focus on the ordinary part, I feel like he is a god or a saint. Boy, what great things you see and what creativity relaxing, and seeing things as they are, produces

[@TreeFrogOnATree]

Get that cardio in!

[@danidargelio]

idk if ptsd is something you overcome, but I hope things get better for you, m8

[@spiralout1839]

@@danidargelio It is actually possible to reach a point with treatment that you no longer meet the diagnostic criteria for it! I'm working on it. I appreciate you, m8.

[@STEELZ2000]

Glad to hear you're working on it, Spiral. Random person on the internet wishes you the best of luck.

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

I love the intensely violent politeness of this video it's oddly charming in a way

[@michaeleinstein6181]

feel like it’s my turn to say thank you uncle rift for the hours and hours of effort you’ve put in to make us all feel relaxed and get some rest! thank you and we love u always rift

[@doomslayer2098]

he honestly makes me think of a doom styled character in a way, just all relaxing and killing demons as well

[@thelordaboveknowall]

Exactly

[@Sputnick_00]

yeah

[@easterneroupe]

Hello, this is ephimeral rift, here, with the joy of killing demons.

[@xxhardforcorexx1231]

He's giving me more Alan Wake / Silent Hill vibes.

[@doomslayer2098]

@@xxhardforcorexx1231 agreed

[@TrixxAreForME]

The thumbnail is so threatening, this is just what i needed to get some sleep tonight :)

[@robbbs1950]

Clobbering anxiety and depression was extremely effective knowing that you risk hitting your equipment with a bat just to make me relaxed.

[@kebabremover1849]

my favorite asmr channel, best asmrtist whos also a based nature lover, can’t get better

[@chriskarsten1898]

Can i just say how amazing the internet is? We take it for granted these days and it can also be a scary place, but it allows us to meet amazing induviduals around the world such as Uncle E.. Paul, thank you for doing this and making a positive change in everyone's lives.

[@buttertoasties]

Sometimes I light myself on fire because it gives me full body tingles

[@moonlightcalamity]

same

[@-Kailinn-]

I think a lot of people start fires for fun, as a kid it's such a powerful thing and it's fun to mess with something dangerous... until it isn't. I used to light pretty controlled fires just to watch them burning, and I know my friends used to light fires sometimes too. Some kind of basic human fascination we never lost for fire.

[@SkullKingOG]

i still do it sometimes

[@conker33350]

I love that he uses really dark background. Essy on the eyes when watching this on your bed at night. He really thinks about it all.

[@pieguy6992]

Always a good -day- night's sleep when Uncle Rift uploads.

[@DeadSpacedOut]

I love that ever since I started watching your channel like 4 Year Ago, you still, to this damn day, say "I trust that you are doing Spentastically Well" or something similar. I always hope to hear it at the start of your videos Rift.

[@bradshawsisneros8417]

Anyone else a long time viewer super excited to see the return of “monster hands”! One of my favs from back in the day!

[@taznixx1126]

me :)

[@surfnsunshinekat]

yep!

[@ElPebels]

Thank you very much for killing all those inner deamons and beating the shit out of my anxiety and depression. I deeply apreciate it.

[@ImTotallyTown]

The only level above splentastic is listening to Mr. Rift. You give me the rest that I so dearly need. Thank you for the effort you put into these videos!

[@Bthakilla4rilla]

This is the type of friendly wholesome ASMR content I need to relax after a long day

[@Sorin96]

Paul giving the people what they need..... E t e r n a l R e s t

[@lorettabes4553]

Ah, the good stuff

[@9895_]

Is his name really Paul?

[@Sorin96]

@@9895_ His real name is Paul, Most people call him Uncle E, or Rift.

[@Sorin96]

@Exquisite Pretty Meme When the tingle hits 😤

[@hughmcculley5664]

I really like when you focus on one microphone there is no noise pollution on the opposite one ASMR GOLD!

[@CrownzBeemz]

I know where you live Hugh.

[@henrybusch9334]

As much as I want to go to sleep, I also want to keep myself up just to see what else he has in store for the video

[@thegoldenstick]

this is why i cant ever just sleep

[@diegoescobosa9520]

I love how he entertained the idea of setting himself on fire for relaxation Truly the best ASMR artist.

[@nightcommander6114]

The jerry can is surprisingly nice on the ears, combining the fluid slosh with the metallic echo

[@ReadNames]

You're probably never going to see this, but I love your content and have been following and subbed for perhaps a decade. Keep up the great work!

[@mikehunt4797]

Same here I saw a old video of his the other day said it was 9 years old and I'd been watching him for about a year when he released that video.

[@DifferentKindOfEntertainment]

Always a unique idea for ASMR

[@Daxxxishere]

Every single time I watch your videos I start out Wide Awake. Then Magically I wake up the next day and I have to find the airpods that fell out of my ears. You are the only ASMR channel that can make me sleep.

[@DrBeetus]

I have to say that this video has left me feeling absolutely pleasantiferous!

[@freshzoother7533]

darnit I thought when he pulled out the gas can he was going to light himself on fire... he knows how much I enjoy the relaxing sound of screaming in unbearable pain and burning flesh... I swear he drew the line there just to spite me

[@trashboi9660]

the visuals and windy sounds around 48:00 are the best!

[@bigounce1292]

The sound is so perfect, my man has got it down. Great video you're the best

[@gcgactionfigures922]

I follow a few asmrtists and this man is my go to when sleep fails me. Thanks Paul

[@multicosmos333]

Bro without you we would be nothing…. Thank You. You’re awesome, Paul.

[@collector6457]

Excellent content as always ephemeral rift 👌

[@cuznmase4898]

Amazing work as always rift, A+ work good lad

[@JenyaIsJustChilling]

Finally, the monster hands are back. I wish their segment was longer. P.S. I was thinking about making a compilation of all good monster hands moments by ER, just for myself (or random listener, if uncle ER doesn't mind me uploading this).

[@LauraLanford]

Yes, yes to all of this. It's just what I needed the most, to fall asleep profoundly.

[@WH40ktyranids]

Just give me that forever sleep. I need to forget these last two years

[@Doublespeaking]

Great video. I'm not a fan of the pickle juice sounds, but that is just my preference. Nice to see the monster hands again. Thank you!

[@davinpaz1871]

I gotta say when he pulled out the 80 fluid ounces of pickle juice, I was fearing for my life a little

[@DeadVibe_]

Well I wasn't expecting an almost empty gas can to be one of my favorite sounds. 👌🏻The more you know! 🌈📖

[@soulangela7154]

Yeah, it was a delightful new discovery for me too!

[@thebrightideashow7587]

Ur the best asmr channel on youtube and probably that will ever exist thank you sir

[@ToxicChicken69]

Omg the gasoline bit was so freaking funny I went from resting comfortably to full on laughing 😂

[@seymour2113]

Good To See You're Still Uploading Paul

[@siraxolot4262]

ER bout to put us in the ER

[@gordanfreeman6199]

First

[@indecision3835]

​@@gordanfreeman6199The right man in the wrong place...

[@helloeverynyan-ye9bq]

LMAO😭😭😭

[@SplendidFellow]

It is splentastic how you manage to get this to sound good through a tiny phone speaker as well as headphones, well done

[@JenGentleASMR]

I need that Elder God Pillow in my life 🐙

[@TANYAtheEVIL]

I have insomnia I thank you for this your a blessing my guy I work night shifts get off at ten thirty or so and this helps alot

[@thegreataxolotl1537]

This video gives off the same vibes as ASMR TO HELP YOU SLEEP- Beating you until you're unconscious

[@drakodragnil8686]

Dude the axe head scratching/rubbing sounded amazing

[@mikecampau438]

I frequently returned to your Church of ASMR for the Holy Hand Grenade and the Monster Hands. Monster Hands are always a welcome trigger and a personal favorite trigger!

[@CrackedCryo]

"It's so cute. Well, whatever." Made me chuckle Also the axe section is my favorite, it keeps bringing me back

[@GhostFace1218]

God this is one of my favorite one of his videos

[@lydiadillon6632]

the monster hands are super tingly!! i would love more of them :)

[@faxxpaxx]

I cant believe how much i enjoy your videos keep up the good work boss

[@LunariousBookworm]

I'm always so happy to see your videos come up

[@justanothernguyen2334]

It's 3:37am right now and i decided to just power through to the morning

[@markrainford1219]

Did you?

[@ratboygirl]

the metal container of flammable liquid was surprisingly musical

[@Absentduck]

Whatever it takes. Oh my

[@seizetempus]

Oh hey absentduck

[@lorettabes4553]

I also was a fire obsessed kid. The sound, the flames. I once almost dropped a lit match in a box full of paper. It didn't happen and I got an earful from my mom so then I stopped. Anything I could get my hands on I would play with, like paperclips. I'd twist them. Once I was behind a leather couch and I poked holes into it. (I was even younger here, like 6). I still have to listen to that story at every family gathering... It wasn't attention seeking, just curiosity. My lil sister once pulled a rug from under me. She also once cut holes in one our blankets. It's just kids being kids.

[@asgershort1108]

Love the optimism, buddy. Honestly need the kind of sleep that I'd recieve from a 9-iron to the side of the head. Give me the Mr. House treatment (or the Mr. Atlas, I supose). Haven't been able to sleep for hours at this point. :)

[@Dan-__]

И снова этот мужчина удивляет по хорошему

[@quarantinezombi396]

The tappy tap of the glasses on my god it’s one of me favorite noises 😊

[@kywelll]

This man dominates the asmr world!

[@100nodog]

43:50 that was so funny my brain was like "Yo wake up, you gotta hear this one!"

[@anthonyjabaroni7721]

Sad to know ive been too busy for three weeks to watch asmr like this The pickle Rick episode was the last thing I saw. I'm gonna sleep now, thank you uncle Rift. Goodnight errbody

[@lil_Lane420]

uncle E we love you man thank you dude for the asmr

[@GhostFace1218]

He is a god in our eyes

[@TheSwinler]

Hey ER would you consider doing a full length god-tier asmr video? That sound assortment in a longer length video would be amazing.

[@ASMR-kj2bs]

That jacket is magic.

[@jossie5623]

Thank you for killing ny inner demons, now I can finally get some rest ☺️

[@Lucerne9]

Digging the Disturbed reference at 28:12

[@imtheoperatorttv637]

Another great video by the Splentastic Uncle E.

[@ASMRWOLF26]

Rift is a asmr goat

[@glakethesnake8107]

tutorial worked for my brother, he liked it so much that he has been sleeping for 4 years in a row

[@mokeeffe500]

So relaxing! 😎

[@corn.c0b7244]

I’ve been here for years. I plan to stay that much and more

[@Motherlesstripod]

Why was the tool(?) swinging such a good trigger?? Didnt expect it to be such a good mental, visual and sound trigger

[@Gam3Theorist]

These sounds were either too good, or I haven’t slept in 60 hours, I turn it on and I fell sleep almost immediately.

[@zodamann7875]

Love when puts the coments on screen when he forgets something or whatever it's hilarious 😂

[@autismreqiuem]

This dude is the gandalf of asmr and im going to be honest I despise asmr and yet I love this channel.

[@atimetraveler4910]

So glad the monster hands are back

[@bongspin]

43:48 this has to be the best bit in any asmr video idc idc

[@lisafanucchi5939]

Great whisper 😴😴😴

[@asaknight321]

Thank you for helping me sleep 🙂

[@katsumi8844]

The monster hands will always be one of my favorites along side the squishy brain

[@goblinslayer310]

thats weird, I have notifications on but I didn't get the notifications on youtube, you sent it directly into my brain as I just remembered you

[@cerealboxgaming4349]

"Good now" my favorite line of all time

[@davidrudpedersen5622]

Uncle E, how you brighten up my day!

[@ciccioo9164]

Like his voice and i love slow asmr xD this dude is rly the Number one

[@aylanicole777]

Thank you for slaying my inner demons uncle Rift! You’re the best!

[@knickerson830]

Monster hands are GOAT

[@zatoichiMiyamoto]

Of course There is a higer level of wellness beyond splentastic...Majestitastic

[@shungiteaddict9766]

This was my first time hearing the word splentastic💀. I kinda like it

[@RueRyuzakiIsBB]

Uncle E: trying to remember the name of a “backyard fire container” Me, to the tune of Rock Me Amadeus by Falco: “Chiminea chiminea. Chiminea, chiminea chiminea. Chiminea, chiminea chiminea. Ch-ch-ch-chiminea.”

[@el_chief_dannyboy]

I like how he says he grew out of starting fires but proceeds to striking matches haha

[@flowersandwater666]

just took my depression meds and trying to get some sleep, struggling a lot these days, happy times are just a distant memory, see you tomorrow uncle rift

[@MyFairKaty]

The only thing better than splendtastic is splendiferous 😌

[@Mapleaple]

They way he said "good to see you" in the first 5 seconds I sense a aura of threat and danger. Let's see if I'm right

[@magnushenry9]

I guess his amazing eyesight that makes it possible for him to see you had something to do with all the pepperoni slices he puts on his eyelids all the time.

[@pachuloco1354]

This man's outfit looks really cool!!!! 😎