10 Crazy Wrestling Road Stories That Defy Reality - Part 5

[@TrocarSlushWeasel]

Kevin Nash once told a story long ago on a radio show I was doing where he said that he (and I think) Mick Foley, one of the Nasty Boys and Norman the Lunatic were sharing a ride to the next town when they got pulled over by the cops. The cops got them out of the car and had them line up and said they matched the description of a group that had recently robbed a bank in the area. It took all of a second for somebody to say, "How in the hell does anybody in the world match the description of the four of us?"

[@gorkskoal9315]

lol Him and Scott Hall had some genuine doozy stories to. He's also talked about the early NWO invasion angle, and how shooting video of them lawn darting Rey Mysterio got some fans who caught them throwing him twards a rented movie trailer got all kinds of RL problems.

[@gorkskoal9315]

@@six6thdisciple I thought he did. not that it matters because of how cheesed off people got.

[@jakemitchell1132]

3 takeaways from this video: 1. A pissed off Andre could probably flip that car no problem. 2. I would’ve loved to have seen that cashiers face in the Benjamin/Mysterio story. 3. Haku still remains the most dangerous man in wrestling history.

[@jessehandel8662]

3 is wrong because brock Lesnar and Kurt angle exist

[@lewisblackwiththenicehair]

@@jessehandel8662 nah Kurt Angle wouldn't stab a man

[@SabreExtra]

Kurt and Brock would stretch or straight up ko most people no problem, but you'll still have all your body parts attached at the end

[@Chestwolf]

Ummm, you boys ever heard of New Jack?

[@jakemitchell1132]

@@Chestwolf Let me rephrase….Haku is the most dangerous man in wrestling when it comes to fighting with your bare hands.

[@DarthSmirnoff]

Absolutely believe a pissed off Andre could have flipped a car. Anger is a hell of a drug.

[@craiggerhardstein7305]

there are stories of mom's flipping cars when one of their kids are stuck under them so if the average 5'6" 150 pound women with her survival instincts going full blast can flip a car Andre could do it in his sleep

[@desmondunn4504]

I am a fairly big guy and flipped an empty VW rabbit once so at his size there's no doubt he could have flipped a car.

[@elogic7368]

Strowman and henry have proven that it is possible, so andre doing it isn't surprising

[@venomousnate7263]

What’s that old saying about giants? If you respect them they’ll leave you be, but if you tick one off they’ll grind your bones to make their bread.

[@wanderlustwarrior]

@@elogic7368 Mark Henry sure, but Strowman's just flash and gimmicks in WWE, and hasn't had anywhere near the legitimate strongman success Mark Henry has.

[@dylanogg347]

"Undefeated in life." - Sums up Haku perfectly.

[@ArcherSuh4721]

While I'd never doubt the Wild Samoans dedication to keyfabe, the sight of Hulk Hogan freaking out was probably too hilarious to put an end to. Plus, Hogan already said it was HIS gun. The Wild Samoans had nothing to worry about, all they had to do was sit back and laugh.

[@optimus2008]

I would laugh for hours on end if someone does that to Hogan now.

[@tequilapapii5936]

*The editing in this video is SPECTACULAR.* 🤣 😭 👏🏽

[@tafua_a]

On one hand, I feel guilty for laughing at Fuji, because I would never want to be in his situation. On the other hand, he's done much worse.

[@matthewlane518]

Right? Fuji deserved it thou, I've heard he was pretty brutal with his ribs

[@gorkskoal9315]

Yeah Undertaker has said he once left a lifelike stuffed lion head in owen hearts bag once. As relatalion for owen hearts much milder prank of swaping where his street clothes were lol. Like holy fuck man that just went to 11 instantly.

[@gorkskoal9315]

Mr Fuji also left a "vibrator" in undertakers bags at somepoint before he was to go someplace. In a hot ones interview Undertaker said even he thought the prank went overthe line. Since he was just about at the airport when a randomly vibrating thing kept going off. So even 80s erra airport security would wonder what was going on. That'd quickly go from sort of prank to legit huge problem. since the undertaker genuinely would have no idea why a bag of clothes was constantly vibrating.

[@Zero-420]

Andre being Andre, I could believe he flipped that car. GO ON BIG LAD!!

[@KingKhanate1997]

Jesus Christ the editing for this was top notch, I was laughing my ass off 🤣

[@wanderlustwarrior]

Rey and Shelton's story is great. I wonder if they ever gave an explanation and closure to any of those store clerks.

[@JackalHavok1992]

The Hulk Hogan and Wild Samoans road story kept making me laugh. The Wild Samoans did a great job to keep kayfabe alive while Hogan got in trouble with the law over a handgun.

[@JM-uw8vz]

Well the most unrealistic part about the WMD finisher wasn’t it’s effectiveness, but the fact that it was a move that he could theoretically hit at multiple points during any match to get the W but due to kayfabe wouldn’t lol

[@matthewschmidt3912]

He also never swung and missed. You see people miss spears, superkicks, clotheslines, but no one ever ducked the WMD.

[@gugie]

Aren't closed fists supposed to be illegal? I thought that's why wrestlers throw open hand punches and do forearms etc. And yeah I never understood why he wouldn't just throw a punch instead of a chop in the corner or any other part of the match. Why wait so long to end the match.

[@HoV326]

​@@gugie open hand punch? So a slap, basically?

[@gugie]

@@HoV326 basically... Or a palm strike I guess... Don't shoot the messenger I don't make up the terminology lol

[@aidenlorenzo5409]

what you're forgetting about the story between Kurt and Vince was that it eventually woke up Undertaker and Taker decided to choke out Angle fearing that he was trying to legit attack Vince

[@arkurianstormblade4109]

too be fair that was already covered in another video!

[@painvillegaming4119]

@@arkurianstormblade4109it was also another flight

[@TheMoonsmith]

Oh we’re getting two bangers today thank y’all so much

[@kristimccabe8288]

Adam Pacitti is my hero. Anytime I see he is narrating a video I've clicked on I immediately know I'm in for a good time

[@Justin_North]

Whoever edited this deserves an award, hilarious.

[@beauhannon9346]

glad to know big show broke someones jaw fr with that right hand

[@aaronhurst4379]

The editing on this is on another level haha, great work guys!

[@Poisonjam7]

That Jericho story was kind of cute. Like a dog guarding its master. 😆

[@jasonjimerson7046]

Thanks guys, I really needed this laugh. 🤣

[@acerimmer8338]

Loved the editing! Was laughing the whole time.

[@claymathewselevator8121]

Harley Race is a legend

[@rileylallier429]

This is my favorite video series of all time forever. Nothing on KZbin can possibly compete with this series. Thank you cultaholic. We love you.

[@StageRight123]

Ah, I see you have yet to be exposed to Wrestling Bio's 'Reliving The War' series.

[@Veladus]

"Can you imagine Hogan's character succeeding if he had a felony conviction?" Jimmy Snuka literally murdered someone and got over as a face, so... yes.

[@gabrielledormuth4634]

Andre wasn't just a big drinker and super strong but he also loved to laugh A friend of mine who was in his early 20s saw him in a bar in Saskatoon in the early 80s with a couple other wrestlers He doesn't know what they were talking about but when Andre laughed he swears the walls shook lol

[@Optuhmist]

That sultry Pacitti voice is music to my ears.

[@chayden153]

The idea of Harley Race zapping Owen Hart for spiking his chilli made me laugh harder than I thought

[@hooraayy]

The editing on this one though 🤣

[@claymathewselevator8121]

Shelton Benjamin is underrated

[@ShowdeQuetzal]

I will like to nominate this video for best editing of 2022

[@murofr]

the editing in this video is top notch

[@daltonpinell6251]

Owen should've counted himself lucky that all Harley did was use a cattle prod, of all the wrestlers I'd try my hand at pranking, Harley would've been near the bottom of my list

[@StrelokBoggard]

Strelok from the future about Andre and the car and the answer is yes, when I was 16 me and 3 more friends in Halloween night flipped over a ford grand Torino so a giant flipping over a Beetle is piece of cake

[@PapaTaurean]

Teenage Andre was a human jack. Adult Andre would have totally flipped a Volkswagen.

[@The_Chocolate_One]

The animated faces on these wrestlers are wild man! 😂

[@jordancourtney9142]

That thumbnail is top notch wrestling content

[@jtmarshall]

Oh hell no.. biting my ear off is one thing, but threatening to throw my ribs out.. unforgivable..

[@TheRealFandjango]

Lol at the Wild Samoans saying. Saying we don’t talk to police

[@S1XMedia]

The concrete dog gag on Andre’s entry is *chefs kiss*

[@venomousnate7263]

I’ve always been interested in what happens on the road with wrestlers, because they travel a lot so there has to be some crazy stories. Low and behold there’s plenty and they are either crazy, unbelievable, or absolutely hilarious.

[@gorkskoal9315]

I can't wait cultaholic to cover what on earth happend with Sashbank luck charm. Some kind of helmet getting boosted by some fan.

[@collinpeugh2238]

Meant the Vince and Angle story had me in tears

[@jjp31709]

I belive that Andre flipped that car because it was only a golf from the 70s and they are very small light cars

[@chayden153]

Oh definitely.

[@gorkskoal9315]

The undertaker recently talked about one of many times he had to try to order burgers in character and a few times almost giving up. But once at a mcdonalds while on his way home for shor R&R as he recalls it was after wrestlemania where he infamously rose out a grave. He went to some burger joint he frequented and in a more wholseome side the people their just said: aaah the double mac and extrafries guy..wait didn't you go on to the grave recently?

[@chayden153]

that's freaking awesome

[@85Japan69]

Wrestlers WERE a different breed

[@P0YSiN]

Great video, guys~Happy Boxing Day 📦

[@johnathan3gameking]

5:38 kills me every single time. 😂😂😂

[@MattGOG666]

The editing in these videos is mint

[@collinpeugh2238]

The events angle story at the end had me in tears

[@pedrolantyer]

Yeah, I 100% Believe that Andre flipped a car

[@amyann3383]

Fuji's story is hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

[@7holesheartproductions]

Can we make a t-shirt that says keep calm and for the love of God do not piss off Haku

[@ryankatz7707]

One wrestler you don't try to rob, is Haku

[@matthewanchante1891]

Damn do more of these videos I love these videos

[@krjsln]

Adam pacitti graphics used in this video are so apt..lol

[@MEGR7]

The craziest stories were: 1. Steiners dog story 2. Andre crapping on a plane.

[@HemiSlant6828]

Yeah, Shelton Benjamin and Rey Mysterio could rival Owen Hart with their antics.

[@WRESTLINGWRITESITSELF]

AWESOME!!

[@russelljohnson4788]

Afa and Sika are absolutes legends

[@itsjacobj]

Okay, but why not title that one entry Mysterio Disappear-io?

[@gorkskoal9315]

What I learned: don't get shitfaced as or around a wrastler.

[@jtmarshall]

Totally believe the andre story.. me and two friends did the same thing with honda crx when we were teenagers.. Car was one of the friends and we were bored lmao

[@seangallagher1947]

If mark Henry can lift a car off the ground then Andre can flip one!

[@rickyhurtt5568]

I've known people who could flip over a small car so I'd think it wouldn't be much of a problem for Andre

[@flarefox3797]

oh and with the andre story, apparently the police came after and arrested the kids for messing with andre lol

[@vincentvalen72]

Editor deserves a raise for this 😅

[@ashtonarrows1974]

The WMD wasn't stupid because it's a lame punch. The WMD is stupid because HIS FINISHER IS FUCKING AGAINST THE RULES.

[@Nbflowers1989]

Another good one!

[@Crasky1992]

Fuji would have been blasted away by the cops nowadays...

[@davisthedaviskids2574]

Since when was Culstaholic this entertaining

[@gravitykat714]

There’s more to that hogan story. Apparently some his coworkers where he was wrestling told hogan that New York was dangerous to carry a gun with him. That’s why hogan had that gun. It might be a hogan lie might not be. But knowing a lot of people didn’t like what Vince was doing I don’t think it’s far from truth either

[@gorkskoal9315]

Yeah, and this was probably 80s or early 90s new york where crimes, including murder, were on brand as awful. So it's very plausable that hogan wo was getting more known would have had some reason to feer for his life.

[@christophercarpkey9382]

I watched something it might have been the Andre documentary where they said he move his friends cars to different parking spaces as a prank.

[@gregcrane4953]

LOL. Haku never broke handcuffs.

[@theram8468]

I can’t wait for every 2022 PPV ranked from worst to best

[@pharoah418]

Damn, how drunk was Fuji?

[@gorkskoal9315]

Better q would be: was Fuji ever sober?

[@AlejandroSanchez-z1v]

Nice Dahmer glasses...

[@shawnjackson4458]

The Wild Samoans would've shattered Kayfabe much sooner if they had gotten convicted next to Hogan. Very lucky!

[@zaturnneo]

Physics alone says the Shows, ham hock sized fist, can destroy some shit.

[@mikemiken1963]

Who said the wmd was unrealistic? A guy that big would definitely KO.

[@rileylallier429]

Also can we get infinite parts that would be great for me

[@canned_lemon_bees]

gif 5:39-5:41

[@jeremywhite2575]

You can flip a car with people in it

[@wesleycooper6775]

As DJ Khalid once said Another one

[@gorkskoal9315]

Missing so far are the times relitively sober sabu, who'd toke toke on hookus. (no idea if the hashish was weed infused) insisting on being driver. And another wrestler getting beligerent. In his newjapan and ECW days he'd have a a few tokes of high CBD weed but still buzzing, and yet was more sober than AOD soked co-workers. A inside the wring interview has a incident with rino IIRC being pretty shitfaced and Sabu driving around to find a hotel for him to crash at...al while a increasingly freeked out rino thought he'd get in trouble at work the next day for trying to work a high fire match with the dudleys. I guess that got rino to sober up.

[@jerryjanik480]

Mad Dog Verne gagne's private plane Mad Dogs ring gear and police and one of and the killer bee Brian Blair starting the whole thing with giving him some drugs and mad dog drinking tool hold cases of wine and some barbecue ribs

[@MrManCave]

👍🏿🤣

[@hagridsdisappointingson769]

The Andre flipping the car story is basically the new "JBL and the Blue Meanie fight story" with how many times you guys keep recycling it.

[@Ivantheterrible81280]

Ah, I knew Jericho would be on this list. Definitely a master of bs & exaggerations.

[@yadielenielbellecolon982]

😂🤣💗👍

[@LambyUK]

AGS

[@Ivantheterrible81280]

Kind of looking like Jeffery Dahmer there buddy.

[@melissawilliams4635]

1st

[@marvelsProtege]

#2 lol it was racism why they did him like that

[@DJVexillum]

Whoever was the editor that added all the anime faces to this video, I didn't find it funny, just cringey.

[@XBeatmymeatX1990]

🤣

[@verbal_backflips9493]

It's great, you are wrong

[@Yessica.haircut]

Ok and not everything is about you

[@DJVexillum]

You're right, but I never said it was. I can only give my opinion, I can't speak for anyone else.

[@richardtherichard26]

Good thing they don’t cater their videos to 1 asshole 😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡

[@Cherubim666999]

I would imagine he could overturn a car pretty easy, i have lifted the ass end of an 84 whatever ford piece of shit out of the mud and over to catch some gravel. Im not even that big really my uncle a few years back got pissed that his car wouldnt start and he was late for a interview for a big job oportunity so he turned it over and started spinning it on its top in the street.. (he was already having a really bad night and morning so pissed level was 100) Took me, my brother and my cousin to put that bastard back on its wheels lol

[@pimpofmadison7755]

Feel bad for the cashier for ray and Shelton probably still thinks about the time he was at work and watched a guy get abducted

[@mattalan6618]

you can write books based on Haku and Andre stories alone

[@michaelwebb9972]

Okay, so here is what I have from 30 yrs. in this business Sir. From bikers, to Red neck Hill folk, to college kids..... I'm sooo sorry. What can be proven is, there were 4 guys, 1 picked a fight with and struck Andre. He went after them as they got in the car. Andre, in fact DID grab and turn it on its top. THAT part is true enough. Those mens back ground IS up for question.

[@glasgowrangers5525]

RIP Rick Flare

[@DojoVII]

What was with the visuals in this one?