Curb Your Enthusiasm: Lunch with Phil

[@ryand4533]

“Older white men should not be out this late..” lolololol Leon is the best character ever!!!

[@lord_insany]

Jews are not white though.

[@krixxset2214]

he isn't white though hes a jew..

[@billyshead1339]

Hahahahaha yea I was dying when he said that. I’m white and I kinda see that. Unless ya banging your home ,or your home banging.

[@ryand4533]

John Clearwater That’s why it’s funny. Get a sense of humor.

[@ryand4533]

Krixx Set He’s white and Jewish. You can be both. I know it’s 🤯 to a simpleton like yourself.

[@daverage4729]

Love how Larry almost seems offended by Susie asking did he sleep with Cheryl. Two seconds later with Jeff...."Did yah?" "Yup!" Lol! Gotta love Jeff and Leon: Larrys bros.

[@namekman01]

im not even this far in the show yet, but i can tell susie is both nosy, and a gossiper

[@Sharky165]

@@namekman01 Ohhhh, It's FAR worse than her just being a yente. Susie is the ultimate aggressive, ill-tempered, foul-mouthed shrew. She's one cray cray Biatch !! 🤣

[@JColombo1225]

It's a guy thing.

[@jameslutian1977]

Larry David is a millionaire who's comedy consists of visiting haughty LA establishments in his seemingly never ending leisure time and bickering with hourly wage workers over their tips. I just summed up every Curb episode that has ever existed. It was funny the first time it I saw it. Now a decade later he looks so out of touch to me it's painful to watch.

[@jameslutian1977]

@@JColombo1225 omg larry david is so much like me he says what everyone is thinking zomg lol

[@sublime90]

these are tappin hours lol

[@garad123456]

I cant believe he just slammed the door on Leon. Leon would have told if he was tappin

[@cmlaio8119]

I keep coming back to this clip just to hear Leon say that expression. This character is fucking hilarious

[@jacquir8331]

🤣🤣🤣

[@saurabhmishra2363]

Core tappin hours

[@am4793]

Core tapping hours to annoy neighbours with tap dancing practise.

[@templar23]

"My son's flight got in early" must be the best and worst excuse ever :D

[@genxx2724]

I expected Larry to say, “I’ll go with you!” Jump up from the table and try to head out with the guy. 🤣

[@yarddawg6151]

Leon said there are no yard sales or yacht club at this time of night😂😂😂

[@Brennan_Dale3169]

Comedy gold

[@user-oz5xb9ed3w]

garage sales

[@addamtate1230]

That he knows of...

[@SUdatsthecalloftheWU]

Star Dawg

[@marks.3303]

"older white men should not be out this fucking late"

[@DarkWater4Eva]

Oh man this scene had me crying with laughter. The look on Phil's face is hilarious.

[@HighSpeedNoDrag]

Crying with Laughter?

[@DarkWater4Eva]

@@HighSpeedNoDrag yeah 57 likes on my comment understands the meaning. I think you do also you're just trying to be silly.

[@ozzie-sk9dh]

"Hey you sleep with Cheryl?" "Yeah!" .......... 20 seconds later...... "We on for golf on Saturday?" That’s the kind of buddy I like.

[@JustinAEvans]

Honestly I have never laughed at a show more times than this one

[@sparkynutters690]

Omg the “shithole countries” comment had me in stitches 😂

[@glshe067]

This was the one!🤣🤣

[@SonnyGTA]

There are a lot of them!

[@mr.palmer6778]

@Love and Tennessee And what do they all have in common?

[@Mike__james]

US is on its way with the Democrats in power.

[@bradenharris8718]

@@mr.palmer6778 poverty?

[@meanmachine08]

Jeff whispering “I’ll eat whatever the fuck I want” 🤣

[@hannahpapernick-yudin2846]

Preach!

[@johnrcornell]

“I said… biiiiiii”

[@PeterOhlmus]

lovely observation hahahah...

[@jajupa78]

Luv the look on Larry's face when he realized what he could do with a MAGA hat. I friggin luv LD.

[@kaleloz2868]

Great that a hat can get you away from idiots .

[@salamisumo2]

Paul Osborne Righttt more like one that tells the world you are one. 1 term president 😂

[@DrRiddlez2015]

@@salamisumo2 You're right...Biden's Masters stole the election for him fair & square

[@Trevokable]

@@salamisumo2 you know Biden's a 1 term president, Trump may still have a 2nd term.

[@redlady935]

I'm suprised he doesn't wear it all the time considering how anti social he is

[@JordanTheMann]

“You never see anyone wearing a MAGA hat backwards. If someone’s gonna try to kick your ass you want to see it coming!” -Leon

[@kingfishcl8083]

problem is most anti-Trump people are such betas they wouldn't dare try to attack a MAGA hat wearing alpha

[@JordanTheMann]

Yeah except extremists like antifa. Then they wait till they have superior numbers to randomly assault strangers.

[@anydaynow]

Jordan Even then they’re bad at it. If it weren’t for weapons we’d never see blood.

[@adamg5780]

King FishCL I bet you’re a beta.

[@HokiePitcher22]

Thats the best line ever

[@IDontTalkToCops]

Geoff whispering “I’ll eat whatever the fuck I want” after Suzie leaves the room 😂

[@globetrotter373]

Phil's expressions were amazing in this scene. LOL

[@sunnydaysatl]

Leon acting like when kids come late at night....waiting on Larry to come home

[@alexanderbyrne9684]

Bernie Sanders wearing that hat is so cool

[@drcubix]

Haha right!

[@MasterRazzer76]

STONEFREE and I bet you’re a loser

[@jamessudbury6006]

Trump's Cool.

[@Jaws7852]

Am not a Trump supporter, but the MAGA hat 🧢 on Bernie is on another level, ridiculously insane! I love it

[@jamessudbury6006]

@@Jaws7852 I'm a Trump supporter

[@sandybeach123]

That door slam was perfect.....golden!!

[@annegaudin187]

I can't get enough of this show

[@its_millertime3157]

“No late night garage sales” 😂

[@jonmann4980]

Everything Leon says makes me laugh consistently, such a great addition to the show 😂

[@valevisa8429]

I quit watching the show when he was added.

[@diabl2master]

I was immediately suspicious when Susie started making pleasant chat about the party. Ulterior motive was bound to be revealed

[@danielmacnaughton9580]

Jesus, Jeff Garlin really does look like Weinstein. I wish I could unsee it now!

[@pinkfloyddwc]

Daniel Macnaughton not only that but he’s an agent and in earlier seasons trades roles for sex

[@joeblow1942]

Daniel Macnaughton Meh, it’s a Jew thing that you’re seeing.

[@johnnyquest6115]

Weinstein is innocent! It's not as if he locked the door.

[@joeblow1942]

SamuraiSamara 69 I doubt Weinstein is innocent but he is a distraction from the rampant pedophilia in Hollywood.

[@intercommerce]

@@joeblow1942 show us

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

"I'll eat whatever the fuck I want" said intelligently in a whisper

[@Cashback13]

"We'll. we'll, we'll erm something" LOL!

[@Dylanbolton69]

I bet people have genuinely mistaken Jeff Garlin for Harvey Weinstein

[@victorm152]

I always thought he looks like Pen Jillette without the ponytail and much shorter…even sounds like him

[@ronnied1172]

I just did lol

[@TheDailyGold]

In one episode they have a bit on that where a woman mistakes Jeff for HW.

[@abacab87]

I just started watching the show, and I did think it was him at first.

[@KevinMcAssaler]

That was like a whole string of the greatest Leon quotes at once

[@mastaroshi23]

I lose it the way jeff says ALOT OF IMPLICATION

[@genxx2724]

I liked it when he said A BIG BOWLFUL OF WRONG.

[@tsukkei4343]

Susie and Larry always starta friendly conversation then end up fighting or him being kicked out of her house

[@xczechr]

Always? It sure didn't happen here.

[@lysawoolley2113]

Only Larry would rather be a MEGA hat wearing than tell a guy F off I don't want to hang with you. 🤣🤣 gold

[@rumrnr78]

I can't figure out how loving your country and wanting to put it first is upsetting to people. The liberal mind must be a confusing maze of bong resin and self hatred (if White)

[@genxx2724]

@@rumrnr78 Our country does need a lot of work.

[@rumrnr78]

@@genxx2724 that is true

[@NoNo-st9bb]

​​​@@rumrnr78 there's a difference between truely loving your country, and just dry humping the flag to one up your opponent.

[@rumrnr78]

@@NoNo-st9bb You maybe correct but I will stand by my post...

[@whatwouldhousedo5136]

Larry has no shame. So funny.

[@rong2912]

There's no shame in voting for someone better.

[@beeperlove]

He got what he wanted but still pushed it to watch the guy squirm 🤣

[@frankie2936]

I love how Leon is Larry's new roommate lol

[@guguigugu]

man that massive house would have been boring just for him

[@ss11111ss]

he's been living with him for 13 years now i would hardly call him new

[@frankie2936]

@@ss11111ss True that.

[@TheBehm08]

*after the grilling from Susie* “Did you sleep with Cheryl?” “Ya” 😂

[@michaelw.lemaster9779]

This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode “the letter” Elaine refuses to take off her orioles hat in the yankee box, “ its just a hat, I’m not taking it off.”

[@ModeratelyAmused]

Might be better comparing it to George's toupee and how Elaine would handle the hat. Larry: I'm not asking her on a second date, she's jewish. Elaine: But you're a jew. *proceeds to rip off Larry's MAGA hat and throw it out the window.

[@Sharky165]

@@ModeratelyAmused Just substitute Susie for Elaine. 😁🤣

[@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883]

Cal Ripkin Jr>Derek Jeter

[@forcingfate]

@@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 hey pal, that's debatable.

[@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883]

@@forcingfate im not your pal, friend

[@CubeBizz]

Tappin hours lol

[@ArrowheadPride4Ever]

Can we just appreciate the fact that one of the greatest friendships was birthed out of a family being rescued from a hurricane and the brother of the matriarch of said family, who lived in LA and had nothing lost in the hurricane, moved into Larry’s home. Here we are 14 years later and Leon Black and Larry David are stronger than Laverne and Shirley, Oscar and Felix, or Lucy and Ethel have ever been.

[@genxx2724]

I was going to ask someone to remind me how we got Leon.

[@guguigugu]

"theres no late night yacht club, late night garage sale"

[@jamms121931]

Larry never disappoints

[@batbawls]

best show on television

[@ninnerj6400]

I love how Curb takes current social issues and harpoons them - especially in Season 10.

[@Burps___]

Lampoons

[@crispy-k]

Well they missed the part where it's white people being offended by the hat and not the black or mexican people ;) But damn close! Hilarious xD

[@SightForMemories]

you mean larry david harpoon them..

[@t16205]

@@crispy-k haha yes!

[@ordinarypete]

@@crispy-k only white LTs were offended. My boy #BrysonGray rocks the hell out of his #MAGAHAT

[@aroundandround]

2:53 I find the bright-eyed bushy-tailed hostess’ pony tail enthusiastically swinging about amusing and strangely satisfying to watch.

[@rickknight3823]

Same 👍

[@clashnytech]

Very lovely.

[@eska6593]

@@Mo.Fa. creep

[@danstheman33]

That's Bridget Phetasy. She's a comedian, and has a pretty good podcast

[@genxx2724]

You want to pull it.

[@aroundandround]

3:19 Got to give it to Larry for smoothly steering the opening conversation at brunch to Ethiopia.

[@hicksa1]

Larry is truly gangster!😂

[@thadanimal9890]

I love how Leon was waiting for Larry to come home just to hear the news of who he was tapping'... That's a true friend right there

[@michaelmanz4618]

Love that hat! ❤

[@bbert-fauxlopher]

This is brilliant messaging! I would never have that hat or be around some people that do! Thank you LD!

[@prawnking79]

2:43 this makes me so sad, he walks up so happy and is so excited and then is disappointed :(

[@greenskeeper9883]

Lol A perfect example of true TDS

[@dailyprojections7197]

Shut up nobody cares

[@rumrnr78]

God forbid we hang out with people with different opinions - Feck Phil Rosen

[@Palidor19]

A scene with the LITERAL creators of the 2 of the most most important modern day sitcom in television history, what an amazing scene they turned out

[@RespawnRestricted]

The amount of hate and exclusion on the left lol

[@Mate397]

@Tessa Rossa Ah you mean other leftists? You know those who either self loathing whites or just plain old racist scum?

[@jg708257]

Replace left with right and it still makes. Just because the left is ignorant doesn't make you any less ignorant, nor does it take away all the ignorance and arrogance on the right.

[@Mate397]

@Tessa Rossa You are just stringing random sentences together at this point. Are your mental abilities degrading because of the quarantine?

[@Mate397]

@Tessa Rossa Yep, mental degradation is kicking in for ya :D

[@RespawnRestricted]

@Tessa Rossa perfect example of what I'm talking about did I say I hate you no I said the left is the one with the majority hate and exclusion

[@therealaustinpowers1967]

Funny how a hat can stir up so much hate.

[@jorgeledesma2418]

Jeff whispering when Susie leaves the room.

[@SheIsBlessed]

The camera panning to all the Black and Latino reactions crack me up

[@NotBrianStelter]

I have never wanted a MAGA hat more in my life than after seeing this.

[@zyrrhos]

The funniest "fill 'er up" ever.

[@daviddreyer5817]

If it was not for Curb bringing levity in these heavy times, I would go more bonkers!

[@Tubalcain422]

Hate to tell you. It gets much worse with no signs of change for the better.

[@bigtimernow]

"Late night garage sales." hahahahaha

[@DOLfirst]

Lol...wear that hat, enjoy lunch ALONE. 😜...magic

[@DavidMyrmidon]

Lmao, a Lib repellant. I love it.

[@Eralen00]

2:27 the Eureka moment in all its glory

[@RickNasty42069YOLO]

Gotta love how a hat with a message about improving the country you live in makes people so angry lmao

[@Bubba1960.]

It's always tappin hour somewhere!

[@britturk123]

Phil not smiling is like a lake without water.

[@imaadmalik7336]

Late night garage sale! Hahahahah

[@xczechr]

Brilliant. Simply brilliant.

[@mizzmy929]

I love that show "somebody feed phil"

[@Mahororin]

I tried but I just can’t get into it. The whole time I watched it all I kept feeling was a bad knockoff of Anthony Bourdain with an annoying accent.

[@redred9882]

The Suzie and Larry dialogues crack me up 🤣🤣

[@jaolin6042]

"Fill her up!" - the hat is taking over.

[@ruthdanielson919]

More than one way to skin a cat. Ha ha. Now I can go deal with my messes... Larry always the nice guy. :0)

[@stuv1996]

1:48 I love how quick he responds

[@redwoods7370]

Brilliant as always!

[@mugentuner]

Anyone else notice they had LD's section cleared out like he had leprosy while wearing the red Maga hat

[@johnarnold6623]

“Wasn’t that one of the shithole countries? I can’t remember.” Gold, Jerry! Gold!

[@christoguichard4311]

Larry is fearless.

[@syourke3]

Absolutely brilliant!

[@jackbrennan592]

Well played Larry. Well played.

[@sidneyvanwyk]

That cap means freedom

[@marksaguindel1903]

Free dumb

[@katomiler843]

LMAO! That is brilliant!!!

[@Kate-el5xg]

This show is too funny. How do they even come up with stuff like this?

[@booklover3959]

LD should be added to Mount Rushmore.....he is that good as this clip proves.

[@garytruthteller2606]

He waits til Suzie leaves, THEN says "I'll eat whatever the fuck I want!". Oh the bravery!....

[@woodgraingrippin4495]

This show is amazing

[@TheGameCapsule]

Phil Rosenthal created Everybody Loves Raymond. Very smart guy.

[@jakemoyles6610]

Did jb smoove win any awards for his role? Honestly the dude moved me how well he fit into the show.

[@CubeBizz]

It's such a hilarious contrast, but somehow a black gangsta just fits into this pretentious jewish upper class community. I remember someone having a theory that Leon is a figment of Larry's imagination like it was in Fight Club.

[@ladycwin07]

​@@CubeBizzLeon is not a gangsta

[@starshipcaptain4753]

Best show in the history of TV/Cable/Streaming

[@ulriklm1]

Nice! use "the people repellent hat" when you're forced to hang out with people you don't like.. Brilliant 😂

[@docducttape9270]

It only repels bigots. So yeah, i love it too.

[@ulriklm1]

@@docducttape9270 yeah you're right they are prejudiced against racists or just incredible dumb people. Kind of paradoxical lol.

[@Rasmos]

Lars Ulrik one thing you said about a huge group of people wasn’t factual, and the other was an opinion. Who’s the real asshole here?

[@nebulousisgod]

Trump represents some of the most reprehensible assholes in the country. He’s an enormous bigot. And his supporters are generally enormous assholes. In my experience, anyway.

[@amut6647]

it only repels retarded ppl, which is still great.

[@bmxdestroy]

Larry should run for President

[@tynoki6648]

“A lot of implications” 😭

[@Rawkstar1960]

2:26 Sounds like all of Hollywood. How’s that working for ya?

[@heritage4x490]

That hat is looking pretty-pretty good right now!

[@schipbreukeling3]

Look all the smudge faces in the restaurant. LD is a genius.😂

[@nacho_ncam]

Tappin' hours😂😂

[@keitrasanders1398]

Damn Jeff do look like Harvey Winestien though

[@kenw2320]

“I’ll EAT WTF I Want!” -😂

[@PhatLvis]

Garland got suddenly way funnier this season.

[@melodiefrances3898]

What an excellent way to get out of lunch with an annoying person lol

[@paulbentley1705]

That's why we wear the hat. To keep weirdos away from us.

[@HughJorgan1]

1:07...I was waiting for Larry to say: "yeah, I drove her home and yada yada yada, I feel good today".

[@ModeratelyAmused]

Nah Cheryl to Susie. "Larry drove me home, yada yada yada, I had eggs for breakfast." Susie: "Did you yada yada yada sex? You can't yada yada sex, you are leaving out the best part of the story." Cheryl: "No, I told you the best part."

[@gnedsu]

Pretty Pretty Pretty good

[@JAaronMattox]

The Yada Yada was after Larry left Seinfeld

[@amandeep4972]

This is genius lmao

[@garrettsfo]

That clip was pretty, pretty, pretty good 👍

[@RYN988]

Phil’s look of horror 😂

[@מטגורג]

The drum roll

[@spontaneousbootay]

Fishing expedition 🤣