Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Larry David Sandwich

[@soulremedies]

LOL the way Jeff keeps pointing out the worst parts of the sandwich and how larry looks at him. I almost choked watching this.

[@ChrisPBacon-xn9up]

@matte319 i actually heard its pretty good

[@manicstreetpreacher1723]

Ta for pointing that out. ☺

[@AnthonyBZ1997]

Capers

[@SemperAugustusBubble]

It's just a little whitefish and sable. They blend very well, they're like Siamese twins.

[@siyakunene9213]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he is such an instigator!

[@nialljamesbuckley]

Jeff killed me in this scene - and he said about 10 words the entire time. the look on his face was hilarious

[@RIUUI007]

He's so close of cracking up the entire time xD

[@richig761]

jockejocke1 When Larry tells him to "shut the fuck up" I was dying. I rewatched Jeff's reaction three times. You can tell that was totally ad-libbed, and genuinely shocked the shit of out of him when Larry said that. Lol… Priceless.

[@DragonBellyTravels]

Lol...each time Jeff states one of the ingredients of the sandwich, Larry's facial expression gets more and more angry and nasty. Whew...hilarious.

[@alllllll1]

capers

[@corradocervino6079]

That sounds awful

[@ericg2449]

I love how Larry says "you can brush off the capers if you don't like them" that made me laugh so hard.

[@ahboiahh]

Jeff innocently standing there listing down everything 😂😂😂

[@dsk5584]

Capers

[@vibes3360]

Sable

[@tylerp3327]

Onions

[@donesy125]

"What's the difference?" "One taste good and one sucks!"

[@zedking5569]

Larry's STFU is classic lmao

[@larrywexner4163]

scrolled down instantly after that part to find this comment

[@GG-ud8id]

Ahahahah that was the point where i lost it ahahaha

[@lordcrumb07]

Jeff always looks like he's about to laugh

[@AlexAtuh]

That's the best part !

[@albeltra8]

That or he’s always got something inside his cheek.

[@MrJustbrowsing12345]

Or sneeze

[@spencer_jackson542]

Jeff looks like he's thinking "this sandwich sucks, but if I say that out loud, I'll be a bad Jew."

[@debunkinghistory214]

Jeff's acting made the scene most here

[@basehead617]

I love how Larry throws in "you like fish" at first, as if it's going to start buttering Ted up to switch sandwiches

[@comprehensiveboy]

In the interests of science I just made and ate a Larry David. You have no idea how hard it is to get sable. Anyway, I'm basically OK but there is some kind of lingering sense of unease.

[@michaeldukes4108]

comprehensiveboy ... 5 years is too long for such an effort to go unnoticed. Way to go, man.

[@mckinleymorganfield8494]

Comprehensiveboy...6 years is too long to wait for someone to second the by now noticed effort. Big ups bro ;)

[@AleisterMeowley]

That just sounds terrible

[@jlupus8804]

I like fish, cream cheese, and onions a little more than the average guy. Would I like it? Also, 6 years is long, but 6 1/2 is longer for such a feat to go unnoticed. Way big ups to go, broman.

[@ZorbaTheDutch]

In the interest of science I'd like to know if the sense of unease is still lingering after more than 6 years?

[@lave4321]

I love him trying to subliminally make Ted want the sandwich by throwing in the "You like fish..."

[@horstborscht7401]

Larry desperately trying to sell his sandwich (starting with the unconvincing "you got white fish... you know white fish?"), Jeff constantly throwing stuff in to make it sound even worse, and then Ted Danson's reaction at 1:38 ... GENIUS!!!

[@rubygreta1]

Jeff makes this scene. His facial expressions are priceless.

[@whyyoutrippindeebo3514]

........capers onions....

[@YesImJoeKing]

Why You Trippin' Deebo Oh, hey. Shut the fuck up! It's not herring. Okay?

[@3bertface01]

This is honestly one of the most hilarious moments in television history

[@smokeylee1986]

It was good...history of television though?

[@KOSMICKEN09]

In the scheme of curb there's a ton of funny moments. My fave is probably the pickle jar scene with Marty Funkhouser 😁

[@michaelluczak3019]

Please. This show was never very funny.

[@paudelamarianaoancea3761]

yeah

[@debunkinghistory214]

@@michaelluczak3019 Sure, Curb fell off by season 8 or so, but this is a great scene, give me a break

[@CJamesHurley]

"You like fish - but anyway......"

[@Strimbles]

So great!

[@louvegas1048]

All 3 of these guys are hilarious. What a great scene!

[@garykunsman448]

'Capers' was the death blow to the deal. I am convinced of it.

[@kingv911]

Anytime someone around me refuses to try a food I find myself responding "you won't taste it?! You won't taste it?!".

[@leviathan85]

Eat the fucking piece of pie!

[@paolagutierrez7044]

Do NOT put that pie down!

[@leviathan85]

Take this fucking piece of pie and get it out of my face!

[@mikelombard21]

Larry's death stares at jeff is the best

[@AggroQM2]

Shout out to Jeff Garland for seizing the opportunity to troll Larry David at the right time. It made this exchange even more funny.

[@klondike69none85]

i was watching this., giggling at work, then when LD turns to Jeff and says " Stfu" I lost it and made a scene lol

[@guyinfl99]

I love how Ted Danson switches the white fish and sable to herring and lox without even noticing the difference. It's all the same disgusting stuff to him.

[@mateomagnelli2352]

OUTSTANDING!!!! LMFAO!!!!!

[@catherinefisher6188]

I think herring & lox would taste better than whitefish & sable 😂😂😂

[@22metzfan]

“What’s the difference? One tastes good and the other sucks!”

[@Apethantos]

Love how Jeff keeps casually naming the ingredients, leading to Larry's look at 1:34 and the ultimate "Shut the fuck up!"

[@KitsonLA92]

love how jeff keeps saying capers and onions

[@stellarcubicbeam7760]

"shut the fuck up" Jeff's reaction rofl

[@whatsuphotdog]

pretty awesome that nobody broke when Jeff blurted out "CAPERS... onions...". exquisite comedic timing.

[@NFStamper]

It was this episode and this very scene that finally got me hooked on this show. Hilarious.

[@aroundandround]

1:56 Actually Ted’s concern is legitimate that customers used to a Ted Danson will be surprised.

[@sheawhitetoney]

this show is so amazing

[@Bouchon211]

"Oh hey... shut the fuck up."

[@1badjesus]

"..what's the difference?? ONE TASTES GOOD AND ONE SUCKS!!" LOL😂

[@nounboy3184]

In 100 years from now. Quiz question. "Name the ingredients in a Larry David sandwich."

[@edwinombac]

"Shut the fuck up", LOL

[@buffylover83]

I've actually had white fish and scallion cream cheese on a bagel and it's quite tasty. Though I'm not brave enough to see how it'd taste if you added sable, capers and onions also.

[@simonpeter5032]

“They order a red damson and all of a sudden it’s got herring and lox..” Lmao

[@kevinheintz4046]

That double-fish sandwich sounds pretty damn tasty to be honest.

[@Pauly421]

Capers.... Onions.... wtf are you talking about?? THAT SOUNDS AWFUL lol

[@newyorkslim2001]

sucks

[@hiphopefx]

one of my favorite scenes

[@SLAPnPOP726]

Masterpiece scene. You couldn't possibly add or remove ANYTHING to improve it

[@davedsenches]

Guess you could say it's like a good sandwich.

[@antonewilson4310]

These are skilled craftsmen at work. BRW, a Ted Danson Sandwich sounds yummy.

[@Strimbles]

JEFF TOTALLY THROWING LARRY UNDER THE BUS!! 😂😂

[@spermario645]

The way Larry David says “shut the fuck up” and Jeff wants to laugh

[@spikespiegel5434]

2:32 Spiros Vondas from The Wire scalping tickets...

[@wyattdawg]

That’s the hardest I’ve laughed at someone saying “shut the fuck up”

[@kylecrews3694]

Cream cheese.

[@Pauly421]

Capers....

[@mumsinthegarden]

....Onions....

[@rvic11]

"They're like Siamese twins White Fish and Sable"

[@Masseffectawesome]

"Capers, onions-" "Shut the fuck up" 😂

[@Mrsnikkialexander]

LMAO at how Larry keeps looking at Jeff!!! That sandwich sounds horrible

[@theforeverpuddle8754]

Actually that sandwich is classic jewish american. Smoked fish with cream cheese, onions, capers and some lettuce on a bagel? Sign me up.

[@yatesy117]

"...capers...onions"

[@jmuduke99]

“Two fishes, yeah.”

[@Beautiful-Sickening-Rolex]

capers

[@jackedkerouac4414]

I lost it when Jeff said capers. That right there tied everthing together to make one revolting sandwich

[@thomasspengler9044]

Larry always looks simultaneously like the coolest and nerdiest guy when asking for a high five

[@SteaksauceandRob]

The sandwich is a classic. You see the hurt in Jeff's face when larry tells him stfu.

[@CherokeeMusic]

Such a great show. This scene is fabulous.

[@darius595]

i like how jeff keeps mentioning the most unappealing things about the sandwich

[@JM-fc9gm]

One of the best scenes.

[@fitzviddy]

Def one of my favourite scenes! "two types of fish" lol

[@jayjayjigsbys]

Idk, guys. The Larry David sandwich sounds really good.

[@zazuzazz5419]

This scene is like “The Little Rascals” for grownups! Its comedic timing is belly-tickling. 🥪 😂

[@BlueLeopard200]

I like how the fat just randomly adds onions

[@randomquentin]

Lie Detector "the fat"

[@Oetti]

"capers, onions..." LOL

[@Six1Nine8Six]

I love how he gets mad at Jeff simply for saying what’s in it because he knows it’s a terrible sandwich.

[@janetfigley1026]

One is good and one sucks! Omg. Knee slapper. If fact,, I would try them both just to be able to say I did. ( brushing off the capers of course)

[@3bertface01]

"..switching sandwiches??" hahaha

[@max725power]

Perhaps my favorite scene from the show

[@k4ir0s]

every scene is gold

[@frankfurlacker5219]

The Ted Danson sandwich sounded delicious. Turkey,Coleslaw, Russian dressing, hell Yes please.

[@SandrineAnterrion]

Not a euphemism I hope

[@frankfurlacker5219]

nope, a sandwich. lol

[@georgeasimakos1744]

Yeah. It’s like a New Yorker with turkey instead of pastrami

[@jewswhoswingssnakes923]

George Asimakos Pastrami with Russian dressing? Are you insane?

[@geg6315]

George Asimakos it’s called a Ruben

[@stevefowler1787]

I luved this bit about the sandwich...so awfully funny...I'm splittin a gut right now trying to type.

[@BamM88]

Hering and Lachs :D

[@8002spirgnob]

Stewie .griffin it's lox

[@gregoryillinivich5328]

capers, onions

[@jonmilon2482]

Three fish, cream cheese and onions lol

[@jonmilon2482]

I wouldn't have minded if I was Ted. If Larry is my buddy and he wanted my sandwich I'd be like "I got you covered my friend".

[@drexlspivey5828]

Out of curiosity I made a sandwich with turkey, coleslaw and Russian dressing, my God it was good

[@daniellee1722]

I'm gonna make it tomorrow except I'll buy the coleslaw. Too lazy for all that prep lol

[@TheConciseStatement]

I'm a simple man with simple tastes. Chicken - bacon - salad with tomatoes - decent mayonnaise or Caesar sauce - standard club sandwich.

[@ChristianHegele]

I remember seeing this when it first aired. I almost cried :'-D

[@reachingsumwhere]

w-what is sable? it's, ehh.....that sounds awful. all of sudden they're eating herring and lox. LOL, Ted Danson's best performance in Curb, by far!

[@TheEnthe0s]

One of the greatest scenes in entertainment history.

[@AJ-lu3tr]

"What are you talking about awful" 😂

[@youtubin222]

larry bird isn't the only larry legend. i love this scene

[@comprehensiveboy]

Between you and me anyone who sees a 'Larry David' sandwhich and orders it is asking for trouble.

[@ramizqs]

I love this scene and when he tells jeff to stfu haha

[@smoothALOE]

Haha! "One tastes good and one sucks!" It DOES sound awful, though. I wouldn't switch if I had been in Ted Danson's shoes, either. My stepdad likes to eat fish with those condiments, but it's usually salmon, not white fish and sable, haha!

[@mahlstadt]

"there may be some capers, i'm not sure."

[@mikelombard21]

ted Danson is the best

[@stagna1959]

To be honest, Danson is right : one tastes good and other sucks !

[@TheDealMaster]

CLASSIC!!!

[@WorstThereEverWillBe]

this is my most memorable Curb moment

[@aroundandround]

2:18 This was one of their “taste it” wars, the other being when Ted fights to make Larry taste a restaurant cheesecake when on a date with Wendy Wheelchair.

[@choad45]

"uhh....that sounds awful" LOL!!!!!

[@MTPromices]

Perfect sound level

[@BrianBattles]

Everything turns into WWIII

[@TheBrassLungs]

If I'm perfectly honest, this sandwich doesn't sound too bad. It wouldn't be my first choice, but I would eat it.

[@TheBrassLungs]

Joey SMith ...ok. I get the joke, I'm just saying it doesn't sound too bad.

[@optimisticwhovian1726]

im fine with everything cept cream cheese that doesn't go with fish nothing wrong with capers tho theyre nice

[@RR-mp7hw]

Pretty standard Jewish combo, especially on a bagel

[@aridchimp]

Ted Danson doesn't want that nasty ass sandwich lol

[@meikamo]

haha that really is the funniest part of this clip. larry is wicked funny when he's pissed.

[@RYN988]

The timing of that "Shut the fuck up" is the reason why Larry David is a comedic god.

[@lthome01]

The guy scalping tix at the end is the POWERFUL executive at "Entourage"... pretty funny shit

[@robertk2007]

Two fishes?? They blend well

[@hammer3122]

"Oh, you won't taste it?!"

[@dudetocartman]

LOL 2 millionaires fighting over a goddamn sandwich? LMFGDAO! ROFL

[@Dyl482]

Billionaires

[@rodtabingo3491]

Ok

[@jeistarGames]

***** bazillionaires

[@Lewis9709]

That's part of the humor. Arguing about trivial crap instead of real problems

[@denali88]

+Lewis 970 It is real problems.

[@dogtownwilly123]

lol"taste the sandwich just taste it oh ur not gonna taste it" he gets all mad, larry david is the funniest guy him and leon r the best

[@Sandler41882]

The way he says shut the fuck up is worth the price of admission