Changing your oil and not your filter is like taking a shower and not changing your underwear
@ryans41310 ай бұрын
Like taking a shower and not washing your hair
@stevie-ray202010 ай бұрын
@@ryans413 More like taking showers and never washing your arse!
@thinkformyself6910 ай бұрын
Like taxi fleet maintenance.
@mike9135710 ай бұрын
The one with the valve stems, "You vs. the guys she tells you not to worry about." had me rolling.
@Key-z2x9 ай бұрын
I'm definitely not the guy she tells you not to worry about.
@nuclearmedicineman627010 ай бұрын
That's not a swimming pool, that's obviously a car pool; he can now legally drive on the carpool lane.
@placeholder9910 ай бұрын
You have won the Internet for the day with that brilliant comment!
@thermosoup962410 ай бұрын
A rust pool in 2 months
@dave16114110 ай бұрын
As long it's submerged, it's good. The problem starts when it dries up.
@slikrhodez333610 ай бұрын
2:46 Front Wheel: Boy, am I glad to see you!!
@HolmWrecker10 ай бұрын
A customer once was bragging to me about how well he took care of his car. He had to drop 2 grand in repairs from a lack of maintenance. I told him if his car was a dog it'd have chewed off is leg to get away from him. He was a good sport about it. He thought I was joking. Good times. My pet peeve being a mechanic was customers would look me right in the face and lie. The truth is always best. We're trained forensic investigators. We're gonna know what you did, just admit it so we can get to the real issues.
@kaiserhhaie84110 ай бұрын
3:14 That timing chain is trying to tell us a story. It's the story of how the engineers made sure to make it as hard to service as humanly possible and how it is about to destroy the whole motor with one rev xD
@libertyforoneandall10 ай бұрын
vw 2.0 TSI.....🤦♂
@tim699110 ай бұрын
The scariest part of most of these is these POS vehicles are on the road beside you!
@dave16114110 ай бұрын
*laughs in European* (sorry, didn't want to be rude)
@GrainGrown5 ай бұрын
Laughs in European. (Yankees can go to hell)
@mikeydude75010 ай бұрын
We need to start giving jailtime to truck drivers who let stuff fall off their vehicle
@TheAarowsmith10 ай бұрын
Just came in for oil change 😅 while the rest of my car is falling apart.😮
@exhibitedmeat69410 ай бұрын
Man, those two piece floating rotors are getting more and more popular...
@jamesplotkin467410 ай бұрын
When I see these videos, I go out to the garage and hug my car, so it knows I'll never be stupid to it, ever.
@rustler0810 ай бұрын
LMAO, bleeders not being at the high point. "But it's easier to get to!"
@jackwood830710 ай бұрын
Scary to think these wrecks waiting to happen, are out amongst us. 😳
@mkv271810 ай бұрын
2:23 a similar thing actually happened to me too about 20 years ago. except it was some metal box shaped piece that fell off the bottom of a semi and right in front of me on the highway… where i was in the left lane and the were road construction walls up so there was no where for me to go to get out of the way, nor enough time to slow down without causing an accident with the person behind me, despite everyone being stuck going 45mph… completely destroyed my driver’s side wheels. not the just the tires. the entire wheels. still have no idea what the hell that metal cube shaped piece even was 🤷♂️
@johnwilliams122310 ай бұрын
I guess some people just don’t believe in preventative maintenance
@alancrisp158210 ай бұрын
@@aaakkk112👍 Never were truer words spoken !!....
@vinculaomega528310 ай бұрын
2:04 Obviously it's the first one! All the other ones look the same! It's the odd one out, thus the one's that's wrong!
@drewpeacock276210 ай бұрын
That nissan sentra at 2:55 hit way too close to home. All have them have that problem for no reason, you need shims for the battery posts and you have to change them every so often. All because they couldnt make the right size terminal on the cable. If its loose and you hit a bump the car shuts off
@garymiller326410 ай бұрын
Again, I feel much better about myself. I'm not the sharpest shovel in the shed, but I know which hole to dig.
@alancrisp158210 ай бұрын
😂 Wow, sounds like you are much smarter than any government politician then !!..
@derrickmoses150710 ай бұрын
Customer brings in a vehicle that leaks everywhere, one front tire has no rubber left, and the engine is smoking. Customer: I feel a slight rattle at highway speeds and Im getting bad gas mileage. Can you check the fuel filter? Tech: ( looks flabbergasted at how the vehicle is still running, sees the chassis rusting apart, being held together by duct tape and jb weld) sir, you have these problems that need to be addressed. Customer: I just want the fuel filter replaced. Tech: that vehicle is going to kill you and everyone else around it. Customer, standing there with eyes crossed and drool coming out of his mouth, states" my parents were brother and sister and the vehicle looks good to me. Tech: looks at camera"customer declined repairs, we called the cops".
@cyrysvonnachtseite454610 ай бұрын
Total Einstein’s …… like …My tire is only flat on the bottom
@FizzleFX10 ай бұрын
4:18 so? when you drive it works.... no idea why this clip is in there
@sinjull225610 ай бұрын
No, its the anti weapon. You know when people spray to annoy the people behind them? This is to annoy the people infront of you instead!
@realdevbro44710 ай бұрын
I love self adjusting piston rods
@nhbountyhunter10 ай бұрын
OK... 90% of customers would not let their brakes go all to hell if the price to have them replace was not so much. We all know that a full set of pads and rotors for the average vehicle is around $300 and then the book gives you like 6hrs for a complete job. That is $1000 if you don't make a ton on parts. Most brake jobs are simple and take 2-3hrs. You can really help a customer out be charging actual labor time not book. I believe more people would not go some long if that was the norm.
@Omegareed10 ай бұрын
Never seen a pornographic tire ever!
@tinknal644910 ай бұрын
1:49, cheap and easy fix if it's just an idler pulley going bad.
@benjaminfinlay82910 ай бұрын
While true, they'd need to take it to a mechanic to find out if it is that cheap fix. So... It might be worth having it inspected. But I'd be ready to drop that sale _instantly_ if it turns out to be a knock. Or if the seller puts up even the _slightest_ protest to the inspection.
@tinknal644910 ай бұрын
@@benjaminfinlay829 I think if you are not experienced enough to figure out basic mechanical problems it would be a good idea to always get a potential purchase inspected by a pro.
@benjaminfinlay82910 ай бұрын
@@tinknal6449 Agreed.
@northstar200710 ай бұрын
never been this early to one of these. hello all!
@jameshedrick60510 ай бұрын
The ones with the 2 piece rotors never seen them get that bad and it's kinda of scary to know that some drive their cars like that
@alexflosho10 ай бұрын
Is there links to individual videos? I want to send the one at 1:46 to a friend because he threw a rod in the exact same car 😂
@NoSuffix10 ай бұрын
Can someone explain what's wrong with the brakes in the first video?
@michellelehky237410 ай бұрын
Calipers are upside down. Can't bleed upside down calipers, even if that person knew how.
@Ghauster10 ай бұрын
Calipers are made as left and right. So the bleeder screw is at the top. Above everything else. This guy swapped them when installing the new set.
@ryans41310 ай бұрын
Upside down callipers they won’t build pressure upside down resulting in a soft brake pedal.
@SHSPVR10 ай бұрын
Tube seal ain't bad it's the crappy plastic valve cover that's bad I just did a gasket replacement and it still leak afterwards on the same ford 2.0l motor so I ordered a real valve cover for it it's called aluminum
@altonsteel514510 ай бұрын
Would love to see what the owners of these cars look like......
@CamoGuy7623910 ай бұрын
Dear God...
@bdanielcal460810 ай бұрын
This country gets dumber every year. I wonder why !!!!!
@frederickclause269410 ай бұрын
I always enjoy your videos. It's a special bonus when someone actually holds their phone the proper way when recording a video. C'mon people, cell phone videos aren't new technology any more.
@ada-ey3xd10 ай бұрын
Just 20 hours? Cry’s in Audi 3.0 v6 timing chain
@wolfaja75510 ай бұрын
There was one particularly hot summer when I was a teenager where I got Taco Bell and accidentally left it in my car because I was in such a rush. I ate all of it just left some trash and crumbs in the bag. I came back after being away for two days to find my sunroof vent drain got clogged and because it a vw that meant all the water from the rain went into my passenger floorboard. There was so much water it overfilled the front floor board and traveled under the passenger seat and into the back floor board. I used a shop vac to suck all the water out and treated my car multiple times for mold. Killed all mold that grew and stopped more from growing with no electrical damage at all. I got lucky but because the smell was Taco Bell infused with mold and maggots I didn’t eat Taco Bell for years after that point. I tried it out after three or four years for the first time after the maggots and almost threw up and have since just stayed away from it. I’m lucky that the only thing in my car at the time was the bag of Taco Bell and I like to keep my stuff clean or else the car might’ve been just dropped off at a junk yard and never used again.
@Sentieantbeing10 ай бұрын
I win
@9ZERO610 ай бұрын
Technicians are terrible narrators. Like nails on a chalk board.