Cute Robot Game

[@chadgarrett6947]

Turns out when you play as the robot getting the oil, it was really the first "strand type game".

[@blumstein3468]

Makes you hype for the inevitable Taro x Kojima collab, yeah?

[@bobbysnoopynoopersonthethi5771]

Obselete 6in metal gear rising, son!

[@NickZaGamer]

Death stranding was actually not that hard

[@nobodyinportant9298]

@@NickZaGamer Not hard, boring.

[@harolrvez7124]

Still far better than fallout 76

[@vsGoliath96]

>activates self destruct >All her clothes explode Yeah, seems about right.

[@Ole_Rasmussen]

Yoko Taro: "I like girls"

[@agentc7020]

Ole Rasmussen honest with himself

[@baburik]

it never fails to not to distract myself... iycwim

[@voodoo2006]

The clothes are robotic! KILL HER!

[@cking4869]

I mean, it is technically...

[@tehdmanvids3]

"WHY DID YOU KILL MY BROTHER?!" "I thought it would be funny!"

[@bernardoheusi6146]

Irony is, the idiot actually asked for it.

[@CherrySteinz]

Bernardo Heusi That's what I was thinking

[@henrysouza7267]

"Don't take it out on me!"

[@bronjovi8096]

That part gets me every time XD

[@savage7882]

JUST A PRANK BRO

[@jefferyjohnson3925]

Dunkey: they eat people, kill them all! *Robots actually eat people* Dunkey: That wasn't part of my plan

[@_b1itzkri3g21]

"I fuckin knew it!!"

[@Kingbenford]

Stealthys - “you weren’t supposed to do that”

[@glendarjj3991]

Dunkey is always right But at what cost?

[@J122J95]

In xenoblade, they do

[@alexandersmidt5289]

That the most emotional Star Wars moment ever. Thanks, Reggie.

[@seanrogers3389]

Robot :"I am not hostile" Dunkey: "Kill this guy!" Robot: "I am your son" Dunkey: "Kill this guy!"

[@raunaqsingh1457]

sean rogers "white flag means we surrender" "Kill this guy"

[@Halvos12]

I love how he was justified in this too, thanks to the ending.

[@SeraphimxSins]

+Halvos Not really? Those robots were infected, and those weren't humans anyways, humans are extinct in this world. Also, there's multiple routes/endings btw. (and not that usual lazy multi ending writing that has you go through all the same shit over & over but barely introduces anything new per playthrough)

[@quaza2001]

@@SeraphimxSins Stop defending robots, they are evil and they eat people

[@yeetyfreety6938]

@@SeraphimxSins Those are white flags of hostility!

[@Azarieth]

I swear Raiden gets girlier every game

[@I_like_Batman]

I am 2B, the ass transformed.

[@franxx941]

lol

[@Ukayeah]

Not Eugene Even the president Trump made that mistake once, he was a girl all along.

[@autruff18]

he's a eunuch cyborg... of coz he can transgend anytime he wants

[@simrangarcia1721]

Not Eugene my thoughts exactly.

[@BooBear]

A lot of people have been asking so, the game is NieR: Automata It's the spiritual successor to the highly beloved, critical darling, PlayStation exclusive, "Knack".

[@kilomaster]

FiftyShadesOfCaucasian No it isn't

[@michaeltalley170]

Uh oh, did somebody say KNAAAAAACK?!

[@graphicdefault603]

except not repetitive

[@AlainReyes]

FiftyShadesOfCaucasian is this PS4 exclusive?

[@adj789]

how many caucasians are you

[@Punkbustrd]

Played the game for 2b's butt... finished the game rethinking my purpose of life...

[@chrisjogos]

Me too

[@MinKingpin]

Well this took a turn

[@koboltcatalyzer]

@Negative Space Philosophy hits like a truck. And so does about 300 pounds of robot booty.

[@afrocrumble8721]

...and my new purpose in life...is 2b's butt

[@lollmao3247]

@@afrocrumble8721 imagen 2b even thiccer..

[@Gstrangeman96]

That one scene with the robot and the cradle saying "Child" might just be the most haunting scene I've ever seen.

[@Linkinbird617]

Oh... it gets worse.

[@God-mb8wi]

I completely disagree.

[@michaelmcmahon5623]

Somebody's never played Spec Ops: The Line.

[@krombopulos_michael]

Anonnymouse Hacker low quality bait, 3/10

[@i.147]

+Anonnymouse Hacker If you wanna troll, at least try buddy

[@wynteryfox]

"Are they...Eating them?" "I FUCKIN KNEW IT"

[@breadstickboss4358]

Wow nice like bait

[@zeroideas3722]

But.. he didn't say something like "Like this to get a million dollars" or something like that. How's that a like bait?

[@gavart4509]

OmNic The bitch just stood there watching "Are they eating them" Well go fucking help already

[@Dasaltwarrior]

I played through this game to completion recently and seeing dunkey hard murder pascal made my heart drop like a fukkin boulder.

[@ayalallama]

anything is better then erasing his memory

[@PlanterSanSama]

just walk out of the room

[@FF18Cloud]

I killed him... I couldn't bare to see his devoid shell...

[@mohammedshoaib9008]

420

[@claytontrevino7614]

they eat people?

[@StormyGeddon]

Dunkey’s totally sincere “ew” at 2:27 is what sold me on this game

[@leemurphy1793]

9S: "Looks like they really dont want to fight" Dunkey:"KILL THEM ALL!! WHOOOO!! *My favorite part*

[@FruitCapoeira]

Lee Murphy his "WHOOOO!!" was perfectly timed with 2B's swing i died laughing

[@cheesenipspartymix]

What about the “you don’t even have any weiners!” I was fucking dying

[@TooFresh902]

Watching him annihilate Pascal in a split second made me lose my shit I loved that

[@Vengeful_Attacker]

Pretty sure he got the [N]o man's village before anyone else.

[@aqswdeaqswde3655]

2:35 _What a thrill..._

[@o.49]

A speedrun of this game will be so simple. Step 1. Remove OS Chip. World Record Set.

[@not_proton]

Any % speedrun Just complete the 1st spaceship mission, upon reaching land, remove chip, 2 min max

[@gameguru7495]

Sliiight spoilers: There’s a quicker ending. Just die in the first flight section. That’s the quickest attainable ending.

[@not_proton]

@@gameguru7495 no, that restarts immediately, doesn't count as ending

[@gameguru7495]

R E X is that not Ending W?

[@electroshock1021]

@@not_proton you're wrong. That unlocks ending w

[@Jarekx2007]

Holy shit they actually do eat people.

[@gendgree2269]

Jarekx2007 they're eating Androids. not people

[@0qabnas]

But Androids are the only people left on Earth.

[@wprstx2]

Androids aint people dammit. THEY MAY THINK THEY ARE, BUT THEY AINT.

[@hgdge]

Holy fuck that was a plot twist for me.

[@LieutenantAmerica]

And then they're gonna eat me!

[@AngryKatie18]

“Them robots just make a naked Sephiroth.” That should be the entire description printed on the box. Perfect 10/10 game summary.

[@nicat6153]

Wow, this game has some weird storyline... I'm impressed. I knew Hideo Kojima wouldn't let us down with Death Stranding.

[@totarachi3041]

Nicat Memmedov pls no misinform me mind

[@marloges]

+Susano' o It's actually not that hard to understand... just like Metal Gear. Those franchises just have a very complex and therefore confusing lore. Kingdom Hearts is the confusing shit.

[@-xxx__butt_muncherxxx-lit695]

Nicat Memmedov oooh, I thought this was the unofficial mgs six: the weird ass finale, even more weird than the last one, which had a half naked sniper lady that wouldn't talk until the end of the game to save venom snake from diying and I probably spoiled it for people that haven't played it but, hey, that's OK. -Hideo (can do anything cuz I'm awesome) Kojima

[@ethankulig6296]

Nier is actually simple to understand. (Warning, definite spoilers to the twist of the original Nier, if you're still interested in playing) It plays off the ending of a Drakengard game, in which one of the characters had transported to "modern day" Earth. A bacteria on this character infected the humans who had no resistance to it, causing them to crystallize and pretty much turn into salt. It turned into an epidemic that swept across the globe, pretty much decimating the human population. In an attempt to save humanity, there was an experiment done known as the Gestalt Program. Basically it separated the soul from the human body. From there, scientists and developers created newer synthetic bodies, basically androids, that were immune to the effects of the bacteria. Well, shit went wrong, and the bodies started becoming sentient, developing their own "soul". This stranded the original souls outside of their bodies, preventing them from re-entering their hosts. That is the basic enemy type known as a "Shade" in the original Nier. This, obviously, takes place in either an alternate version of that universe, or a different part of the planet where instead of ripping out people's souls, they instead funded projects to build a space station and have humanity live there. And the little head that you see crash into a robot, that the characters in Nier: Automata talk about killing, was one of the original characters of the Nier cast. I haven't fully played through Nier: Automata yet, so I can't give a basic story break down. But yeah. Not too hard to understand.

[@EmperorEmblem]

To be precise, a novel based off of ending A of Drakengard 3 leads to Drakengard 1, who's ending D leads to NieR, followed by ending D of NieR: Replicant (the japanese PS3 version of the game, where you play as a teenage pretty boy trying to save his sister, the japanese 360 version, along with all international releases are in fact NieR: Gestalt, where you play as as a middle-aged guy trying to save uis daughter) leading to another novel that has been dubbed by the community as NieR ending E, which then leads to NieR:Automata... and then there are the stage plays... man Yoko Taro is one hell of a weird genius when it comes to writing

[@lecheesbueno9336]

*They actually eat people* Top 10 Anime Twists of All Time

[@JackgarPrime]

Bruh that's just the beginning of the twists. That one doesn't even make top 15 for this game.

[@shonthacreator6146]

Fr

[@mad_max21]

"People" Flesh robots are still robots.

[@Chickenworm9394]

FACT: There was no "people" around to be eaten

[@akiraakiraakiraakira]

actually the replicants are perfect copies without souls, so yeah, they eat people (without souls)

[@edmundbarker2311]

"What the fuck is this, robots? Is this some kinda Satanic ritual?" Everyone's reaction when they first learn about Nier and Yoko Taro.

[@muss2055]

yoko taro is a sick bastard. but he is still a genius. i just love him hahaha

[@textexadecimal9340]

mustafa chey Was the game really just all around that fucked up... I might play it now

[@muss2055]

Tex Texadecimal play it, its the best game i have ever played.

[@rollforrupees6479]

Its the moste depressing game ive played in years.

[@muss2055]

Roll For Rupees agreed. i fucking cried.

[@QuindariusGooch-s8o]

"Why did you kill my brother?!" "I thought it would be funny! Why you gotta take it out on me?"

[@DagamerPC]

Fun fact: 99% of Steam Players who have played N:A have the achievement for looking up 2B's skirt (10 times)

[@kreater120]

I was looking at the enviroment on the ps4 to appreciate the beauty. The camera was heavily shaking because of a bug thingy when I held the camera down, I got the achievement by looking at her skirt lmao

[@fattesttitsincairo]

Bepis there's an achievement for THAT ? i'm buying this game

[@CryingButterfly0508]

The OtakuOne that's what they all say

[@kreater120]

Fun fact: I tell the truth and you don't have to believe me either. :)

[@phuuc8075]

that achievement is to show other people that u're a perv...

[@SupahtheTubemon]

Next video title after Dunkey clears Route C "Depressing Robot Game"

[@burninator14]

*Robot Game* trying desperately to be Depressing but is still just *Cute* *

[@fluffels8219]

whats this game called

[@stinkmeaner19]

Nier: GOATamata

[@stevetonyrights852]

black rock shooter dardude :sandstorm

[@fluffels8219]

ok

[@zeromailss]

Getting this game early was the wisest thing I did this year

[@Andrewallday]

What’s this game called? Sorry if it already written somewhere

[@SetsunaNoUta]

+Grant Griffiths NieR: Automata

[@直江いぜきゅ]

I'm glad I finished the game before watching this

[@duffin6068]

i see you everywhere

[@andersonrayregalia8378]

にゃあエイリアンMeowAlien the ending broke my heart aaaaa

[@max-md6pf]

"I want to be a prostitute again" part killed me. i'm dead now.

[@Safar_Galimzyanov]

Rest in peace

[@QuanNguyen-uc2sn]

No you're a prostitute now

[@ProbNotCross]

You will be missed

[@Ebtalon]

THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY WEINERS

[@thepalelibrarian]

They made a naked Sephiroth though

[@nice3333333333]

ThAT'S sEXSisT!1! 231ER3920RJ09283URJ0HJFDHWELIFY0W2QUCDNKLSAOJE3R *Reboot Process In Progress*

[@LoerdNoerd]

Fuyukage Raine ... who lacks Weiner as well. Coincidence?

[@trashrabbit69]

Fisto reporting for duty.

[@thepalelibrarian]

LoerdNoerd Sweet mother Teresa on the hood of a Mercedes-Benz, you're absolutely right.

[@golemcrimson]

I found this a bit spoiler-free, but it still gave me a good impression of the game. It's getting my money.

[@gerardoderivia262]

u got it because of the lady did you

[@alfredotv3313]

+Alpaca favorite game of all time, personally.

[@supernotalex]

Alpaca and it sucked

[@JoJo-wb1eb]

What game is it

[@jeramytoller7334]

Honchbro 000 Nier Automata

[@x-mobius0ne]

I actually bought this game because of this video. Thank you Dunkey.

[@fuckingcatfurry825]

mike quilez Because of this game, I bought Dunkey. Thanks video!

[@whiz8569]

What is this game called?

[@DavisSgt]

whiz 85 Nier : Automata

[@nero4884]

whiz 85 Near a Tomato

[@RADIOACTIVEBUNY]

You still laughing?

[@rchetype7029]

Calling Nier a cute robot game is like callkng Watership Down a cute rabit book.

[@misan2456]

Lmao

[@mysterycupofjoe2670]

Good analogy.

[@thelaughingrouge]

I jokingly comment this a lot, but this time mean it. 100% Lore accurate! Big mood.

[@ammagon4519]

I haven't played the game, but is it really that dark? I mean ngl the robots eating people caught me off guard cause I thought Dunkey was just joking.

[@Betrix5060]

@@ammagon4519 Yeah, it gets pretty dark. Highly recommend it, and if you want a hearty dose of existentialism you could do worse.

[@GarketMardener]

NO DUNKEY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FUCC THE ROBOTS, NOT DESTROY THEM

[@1BenDoverWilson]

GarketMardener BUT THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY WIENERS!

[@khorps4756]

don't lecture me, GarketMardener, I see through the lies of the fuccers

[@freddiefaulig8751]

Ben Wilson stupid fucking robots, pissing me off

[@GarketMardener]

Fraternally and Undeniably Cuddle the Cutes What else did you think it meant?? :^) Just kidding i didnt play it yet therefore i can't say shit. They did intentionally make her butt "perfect" though

[@narej1337]

BRING BALANCE, TO THE ROBOT CARRYING OIL, NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS.

[@berserk2606]

I lost it when she was climbing up a ladder and snake eater briefly played

[@chelseasellars3197]

The moment 'naked Sephiroth' was spoken I just - I died.

[@HotK0ffee]

He makes this game make look so much more happier than t is

[@hollow8194]

Should I take the game seriously? I am currently downloading it and wondering if it is like undertale (Who you kill and your choices ACTUALLY matter)

[@Josef_1186]

Take it seriously. Do your very best to avoid spoilers. Make sure to get all 5 endings (A, B, C, D, and E).

[@hollow8194]

@@Josef_1186 alright thanks man! I'll tell you how it was after i get into it a bit

[@tearyourwings]

@@hollow8194 Totally go in seriously. Do sidequests. Not all of them are full of lore, but you will feel a lot of stuff.

[@epicshibexd5049]

@@hollow8194 As the other commenters said, you have to take it super seriously and avoid all spoilers. Don't even look up OST and stuff. The game is absolutely amazing and I wouldn't want anyone to lose that experience.

[@TheJiminyJim]

2:49 At the moment when they raised their heads and opened thier mouth I though they gonna burst into laughter

[@TheJiminyJim]

I dunno why

[@android19willpwn]

they were about to, but then more pressing matters came up.

[@FoxuF]

name of.the game?

[@b.rogers8452]

"This is the part where we throw back our heads and laugh!"

[@spooon5063]

IANHAPPYFOX 55 Roblox

[@losmentos5078]

-Please go without me “ok”

[@ErikMikkelsen1]

I loved the snippet of the Snake Eater theme song at 2:35

[@rachmatzulfiqar]

what a thrill

[@jcasella78]

It makes you FEEL like existential despair

[@12trillioniq25]

WALL-E 2 is pretty different from the first one. I like how after he brought all the people back to Earth, he turned into a soulless, communist bastard and started eating them all. Didn't really think Disney would take it into that direction, but it's pretty alright.

[@isillor529]

this is nier not walle 2 dumbass

[@ulrich1337]

no its walle 2

[@CloroxBleach-mh5mk]

jim gordon Need a drink?

[@speedos]

Disney- - > Dinsey - -> Dinkey Was dungus behind this all along?

[@early8939]

Its definitely Wall-E 2. Oh btw im guessing your like a 9 year old or just really really fucking dumb.

[@thegoldencaulk2742]

If you want the robots to have wieners, you have to buy the spinoff game "Wie-Nier: Automata" Obviously

[@vandalgod1134]

Actually funny. 10/10

[@BattousaiHBr]

not a spinoff, you mean the XXX version.

[@JamilJslibi]

TheGoldenCaulk wow, that was actually good

[@necrospaci4835]

KILLED IT

[@MinersInfinity]

NecroSpaci

[@hyun1539]

"Robots just made a naked Sephiroth" 😂😂😂

[@syahiran00]

minecraftpro_45 lol

[@TheUltrasora]

*Hears sephiroth ominous music "Sephiroth" aporouches with his ridiculously long "sword". 9999 damage infincted.

[@bubbaducky7961]

I read this right as he said it.

[@returnedtomonkey8886]

a DICKLESS naked sephiroth, I bet og sephiroth had a huge PP

[@spicypotatoes301]

2:35 this game has some great fan service

[@MilleniumRoci]

Shhh. No one tell dunkey that the main characters are also robots.

[@dantethebloodedge2485]

I think he knew that because at the end he killed them by removing everything

[@baconmunchh]

Well they are androids not robots

[@PanArchive]

@@baconmunchh I advise playing through the entire game next time

[@baconmunchh]

@@PanArchive that bait sure is yummy isn’t it

[@hawkemesa]

@@baconmunchh I've got some bad news, friend. One of the late game revelations is that the Yorha brand Androids are specifically made with machine (robot) cores unlike the other androids on the planet. It's why the logic virus works on them and spreads with no prior warning. The only purpose of the Yorha androids is to fight and die with the machines so that they can continue to have a purpose.

[@461Dragonman]

Holy shit, this is the best game I've ever seen. Asses, naked Sephiroth, ladders, AND robots!? 3/10 - It's not Super Mario Bros. 2

[@android19willpwn]

'bout right

[@DullVivid]

2/10 - it's not Super Mario Bros 3, which is also not Super Mario Bros 2.

[@HellsWaffle]

But where's the Grappling hook?

[@WuTanGKiLLaZ]

There's a pod ability that lets you hookshot to enemies

[@lostcompassion90]

dumb idiot But where's the Grappling hook?

[@Razeluxe01]

This is legit my game of the year already though. This fuckin' game will take you for a ride.

[@Nirr0]

Razeluxe01 you mean Persona5, right ? neiR is only good because of 2B's phat ass

[@Razeluxe01]

Still a good game no matter how much I want her to sit on my face.

[@holopawdruid6816]

I'm one of the biggest Persona fanboys you'll find and even I admit I like NieR:A even more than Persona 5. It's my favorite game ever.

[@Nirr0]

to each their own, persona 5 is basically perfect to me. neiR suffers some writing issues, and don't even get me started with the camera in some sequences. it's trying really hard to be bayonetta without being as solid as bayonetta.

[@AmbassadorLuke]

The game doesn't have writing issues. The thing with Yoko Taro games is that his stories are found elsewhere ie the story about A2 is found in a stageplay. The story continues in the Nier Concert that just finished last weekend (Post Ending E story). Sadly people who aren't involved with knowing how Yoko Taro does his story telling won't know these things.

[@sobergus]

Hah, this is game is fucking hilarious! I oughta give it a try. *Plays game* This is the most depressings game I've ever played.

[@dbfzato-1327]

Beautifully melancholic is a better way to describe it :)

[@someoneb4691]

Just wait till you play Nier Replicant...

[@crucible1084]

If you want depressing Play Persona 3 Fes

[@ohboi2119]

Just wait till you play LISA.

[@bichiroloXP]

Just wait till you play chess against my grandpa.

[@darknesswolf5325]

I don't even care what game dunky plays, I just want to hear dunky.

[@darknesswolf5325]

Also, i wish he uploaded more.😥

[@giantWario]

Once a week is pretty good. I mean he could upload a video every day like Pewds but the quality would drop like crazy.

[@gabrielgomez1395]

"Pewds" More like "cancer."

[@nothingbutastupidshit4039]

"Mayor Milford Meanswell" More like "lack of originality."

[@youngcracker9517]

Nothing But Sarcasm got em

[@rektanglex]

If that girl's ass is a robot, then the key feature of the game is robots.

[@quentinallano5999]

EH's Page look the hentai version on pornhub ;)

[@rektanglex]

ill make sure i do

[@JackgarPrime]

The Robutts

[@MrRafaelBCK]

Pornhub here we go weeeeeeee

[@LottaSnacks5]

Satanic Ritual? Self Destruct? WIENERS!? You must be that robot...

[@briannairb793]

Metal Gear?!

[@seankillingsworth8618]

BUT SHE WAS KILLED IN ZANZIBAR?!

[@joedaboss7]

nanomachines!?!

[@lxjoe96]

Second floor basement?

[@TinchoX]

Surveillance camera??

[@lanckston]

4:03 Dunkey clearly did it for the vine, making this attack unfounded in a court of law

[@KicksPregnantWomen]

your honor my client beat up those children ironically

[@bluauber409]

2013 mfs

[@philippesvensson767]

So it's like madden?

[@videogamedunkey]

yes

[@Carboncluster]

videogamedunkey Whats the song in the Outro though?

[@naosou921]

oh look guys it is one of those fake dunkey accounts.

[@-aku-1630]

Go Madden

[@videogamedunkey]

pac attack menu theme - snes version

[@manwe1532]

"Name's Jackass" "You're that ninja"

[@wireoneunplugged]

L O R D G I G G A M U N G U S

[@Gundamseeddabest]

Wire One was that sexual harassment you just did?

[@bernardoheusi6146]

Dunkey trolled everyone here, Lord Gigamungus is actually the hardest boss in the game

[@Nupero]

among us Ha ha H xDxd

[@bikrantborsaikia]

oh no amongus was predicted 4 years ago.. the prophecy IS TRUE

[@mrtruman4339]

sussy 😳

[@Rings-]

All jokes asides though, this is easily one of the best game I've played. the story is legendary, this game has changed my life, And im sure as hell it changed thousands of other.

[@dammnpeople3131]

a game changed your life lol. youre easy to influence

[@Rings-]

Pretty sure i'm harder to influence than you.

[@agreedboarart3188]

First game is better lol

[@DragonOfTheMortalKombat]

"This game changed my life" Kinda depressing to know that your life isn't much outside video games.

[@ILikeSoda229]

To this thread: Uhh, what? Plenty of games have changed people’s lives, this isn’t exactly something new or unheard of. Stop trying to downplay OP’s experience just because they liked a game.

[@Aoenias]

The bucket robot song is the game over (versus mode) music from Dr Mario on the NES version and the outro song is the Pac Attack menu theme on the SNES version. You're welcome everybody asking about the songs.

[@provideos98]

what about the song at 3:14?

[@Aoenias]

That's on the Nier Automata Soundtrack. C'mon dude. It's the Automata version of Song of the Ancients from Nier.

[@oilychefofblackpepper]

what about when the heavy metal kicks in at 0:44

[@crankyshaman4531]

Thank you!!!

[@skinlesscat5058]

whats the heavy metal song

[@LiamRomK]

They're eating them! And then they're gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOD!!!

[@benjaminchristensen1646]

Best movie ever

[@cryonicslumber7988]

I will forever think of Spoole instead of the actual movie scene whenever I read/hear that quote

[@asrielnightmeuur9577]

1:07 "Looks like they don't really want to fight." "KILL THEM ALL! WOOH!"

[@wholesomemeatballjohn7536]

DUMBASS ROBOTS

[@etlttc353]

What if an actual sentient robot watches this in the future

[@babyyoda4052]

4:00 still one of the funniest clips of all time

[@brosephnoonan223]

I just want a 2B to make me lunch, and sit on my face. Is that so wrong?

[@TakeOnNE1]

This is a man with priorities.

[@silveraine2520]

+Memento Mori HAHA

[@mrduden8r]

MrPrivatePikmin the human skull can withstand 500 pounds. The human pelvis can handle at least 1900 pounds

[@frostbite2825]

Marston sounds like a great way to go

[@nonenothingnull]

Not wrong, were coming into that future ;)

[@meepthewarlord88]

*eating cereal and listening to dunkey cry madness about the robots eating people* *...the robots actually eat someone* *CHOKES ON CEREAL*

[@Lyubimov89]

Why are they eating people though? =0

[@i.147]

+Lyubimov89 Because Eve (the short haired semi-nude guy) is completly broken after his brother's death. He is in charge of half of the machine network, so when he loses his mind, the other machines go completly berserk too. So they become extremely aggressive and kill every android in sight, because it's what Eve feels like.

[@Lyubimov89]

Jeesh! Thanks for explaining =D

[@blaiddrunnerr]

Meep The Warlord I don’t think I’ll sleep tonight...

[@CooZaPech]

First of all, they're not eating people. What u see are either androids or machines - both humans and aliens are wiped out.

[@Ashoingbob]

My Honest review on Knack 2 The game runs through the original three Indy films and while it follows the stories well, there are some segments that have been added or tweaked to better fit the title. For example, after rescuing Marion from her bar towards the start of Raiders of the Lost Ark, you'll run through a section where you work along a snowy cliff side, take on some Germans and eventually head out of the area. Similarly, the temple at the end of the Last Crusade has much more than three tests to pass, with plenty of mostly non-deadly puzzles to complete before you get to the Grail. This all works well in terms of how the game plays as well as its pacing, and most all of the segments are fun, though there's certainly a bigger separation between game and films than what we saw with the LEGO Star Wars titles. Though there's obviously a lack of Force powers this time around, Traveller's Tales has once again done a good job of providing distinct character groups. Indiana Jones' whip always comes in handy, and he's the only one that can open a number of the game's sections thanks to its numerous uses. Thugees, the bad guys from the Temple of Doom, are able to "talk" to statues of Kali and open up secret areas, while people with manuscripts, like Henry Jones Sr. or Elsa, are able to decipher hieroglyphs and open other secrets. Some characters come with shovels or wrenches, which allow them to dig up objects or fix broken items.  Fights with armed enemies can be a nuisance when all you have is your fists. The cool thing here is that aside from Indy's whip (or a tiny character's small stature), you're able to find all of these items in-game to help you solve puzzles. So even if you only have Junior and Willie at your disposal, you'll be able to dig up treasure if you can find a shovel nearby, or you can work with hieroglyphs if you can find a book. There are plenty of areas that won't have these things lying around, requiring that you come back in Free Play to unlock more goodies, but the puzzle variety is able to be mixed much better throughout the game thanks to the ability to pick up and use items. Adding a bit more character to the main cast are phobias that a couple of them have. Indy, for instance, is afraid of snakes, while Willie is scared of spiders. Both will cower in fear when near them, so you'll need to use another character to either clear the way or go ahead and solve a puzzle without them. It's a small touch, but one that works well to bring about some of the characters' traits from the films to the game. Since the characters don't really talk though, Short Round lacks his funny quips and just winds up being short. Oh well. A somewhat big difference between the Star Wars and Indiana Jones LEGO games is the focus of combat. While most characters either had a lightsaber or blaster in the Star Wars titles, the combat in LEGO Indy is largely hand-to-hand. You can pick up guns that enemies drop, but they're only good for a few shots before they expire. While this is mostly fine, it can be a little frustrating when there are a group of armed enemies on-screen and you have no choice but to repeatedly jump while running at them in order to try and dodge their shots. You will inevitably get hit and probably even die a few times in the scuffle. While you have infinite lives of course, it's still frustrating to know that you don't really have a good chance of coming out unscathed in these encounters and simply have to bear down and charge until everyone is dead. 5 out 6

[@zk1960]

Jacket's Piece you wrote an essay

[@MLRTH]

I love to imagine you drafting this in Word days before this video came out

[@pyroishere6078]

Jacket's Piece beautiful

[@revu34]

Random = Funny (always)

[@KuroDHero]

this is why i love dunkeys comment section

[@__dane__]

It is extremely impressive how little of the game he spoiled in this video

[@adamweinberg2532]

ikr? Arranging the segments out of order and without context was a really smart move

[@muss2055]

this game is my goty. i think, that it is one of the greatest games of all time.

[@devinleone6480]

mustafa chey what's the name of this game?

[@cat-tr3qu]

Daddy 76 Nier Automata

[@fn9469]

I agree

[@dankbortionschlonkenstein2011]

if that's what you got from it you didn't pay attention, it deconstructs a lot of philosophical arguments but all in all it's mostly about finding purpose, and how sentient beings deal with being sentient, and finding hope in hopelessness.

[@dougdimmadome293]

@@TS111WASD I don't know most of the people I've talked to and I got a pretty different understanding of the game than you apparently

[@banana9019]

Metal gear?!? Psychomantis? Robots?

[@HDSUGR993]

A Hind-D?

[@landoakechi9406]

A living Goat you're that ninja

[@banana9019]

Revolver ocelot.

[@woah8921]

2nd floor basement?

[@NoWayDude353]

A living Goat PSYCHO MANTIS?!?

[@willm5032]

I FUCKIN KNEW IT One of the best endings ever

[@carbondieinsideo_o2658]

2:18 son, what are u watching in there?

[@sahayeda5220]

"This thing's weird...let's kill it" 😂

[@TheGreatestGinja]

wow i didnt know anything about this game besides seeing fan made art of 2b now im really confused

[@joinsideke]

In the future, aliens attacked Earth with an army of robots, and the last of humanity escaped to the moon. They later sent androids back down to fight the robots and reclaim Earth for them. And then shit gets crazy. (This is the super simplified version. It's technically a sequel, and the back story is actually even more crazy, but so far in my playthrough it hasn't really tied in with the new one, besides some throwbacks.)

[@Zyl0s]

Joinsideke So when and why do they start sending prostitutes? Did they run out of androids?

[@adlindorsal9877]

Well, the story is mind-fuckingly good. Yoko Taro dark story-telling with the amazing gameplay from Platinum.

[@maxmurray6008]

Yo are you kidding me right now. That's my screenname.

[@FoeReaper]

Fukin weebs

[@dysenteryking9034]

oh, so THIS is the game all the porn i'm seeing is of

[@davidplayhard]

Dysentery King links my boi.

[@bhq3860]

I, too, would appreciate links.

[@youthinky0uknowme]

Dysentery King where do you people find this shit lmao

[@FunSizedDragon]

Just... just Google it?

[@Grassphobic]

Turn off safe search.

[@arxeha]

*climbs any ladder* "~What a thrill..."

[@I_like_Batman]

For anyone wondering, this video does contain spoilers. Watch at your own risk.

[@charliebobluanski2]

thank you kind stranger❤️

[@aruandum9234]

I like batman thank you, u saved me

[@Zinshin]

Yeah this came a little too late. I figured that Dunkey was showing a lot of the major cutscenes, like the birthing and WHY DID YOU KILL MY BROTHER. Is there still more to the story?

[@paladan4597]

Just finished my first playthrough, agree with Bane. Nothing in this video was all that spoilery, unless you ONLY plan on playing route A

[@Dragonage2ftw]

There's A LOT more to this game.

[@henrythelamp47]

It's like Overwatch's plea for robo-equality. Yet, better.

[@TheEmperorHyperion]

Henry the Lamp 9 millennia later, no one ever moves the payload.

[@soldier_6641]

Omnics have no rights.

[@Veolynn13]

“Aug Lives Matter”

[@jonjohnson102]

little bit of lewd there and a little over there.

[@SirBumRush]

This MGSV DLC looks wild.

[@CaptainBlaze]

SirBumRush the save data ending is so Kojima

[@genitalgeneral9839]

no its taro. koji is a hack

[@xXReogenagaXx]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH

[@N4lax]

XD

[@olimmai]

is this a copy pasta or

[@Big_box_657]

Robots made a naked sephiroth is my new favourite sentence

[@ionescualexandru3733]

that self-destruct doe

[@NidorinoAlliance]

+Sierra You’re no fun. 2B’s butt is sacred.

[@danlorett2184]

I am a grown up. 2B has *E X T R A T H I C C* booty. It's glorious.

[@michaelgillespie8097]

The way 9S went fucking flying though

[@inuken4309]

Sierra Learn to have fun

[@juneru2]

it certainly made something in my pants self destruct

[@LunarAce64]

Horizon NieR : Breath of the Dawnmata Nailed it.

[@fredrik5827]

Don't forget to try to cram in Mass effect there as well.

[@TheDerpOfHolland]

Horizon effect: Breath of the Automata

[@Shomus]

Nailed it.

[@dospaquetes]

Zero outta Zelda

[@soralink411]

+Danny Boy Jango someone gets it.

[@kucy3375]

4:04 9S totally dont give a shit

[@MiyaMam948]

Kucy Yahuou Oh my god he just walks away like "I didn't see nothin'. Oh look, a bird." _I'm really hoping he was set to passive, though. Or else Dunkey just got another broken copy of a game._

[@joshramirez6715]

Kucy Yahuou w

[@spicygwen2615]

Robots: we surrender 2B: Are you mocking us? **Kills them all**

[@Sam-pl9he]

This video made me laugh harder than most dunkey videos have in a while.

[@Nilnothing]

"I watched Discovery channel, I know you eat people, okay?" - Dunkey, 2017

[@Idkwhoiamdawg]

No but like what is this game really about lol I feel bad for the robots.

[@DollSockets]

Its the sequel to NieR Gestalt and is about the reclamation of earth and follows the pov of several androids and their development into emotional beings from cold soldiers.

[@bojackhorseman4176]

.

[@howwwwwwwwwww]

*cough* ending *cough*

[@Au16227]

Why were the robots eating the humans tho

[@voidbg7017]

SPIGOOT cus they were hungry like cmon man think with logic

[@Rob_Thorsman]

Robot: Please don't kill me! It hurts! 2B: It has no idea what it's saying. It's just imitating words it's heard.

[@neci8993]

Dunky is exactly what I miss from Jontron

[@COsArchive]

If only Jontron had a channel where he and his friends could talk and provide interesting comedy on a constant basis... OH WAIT HE HAD THAT AND FUCK IT UP

[@jadenredd]

*THEY DONT EVEN HAVE ANY WEINERS*

[@sgbsflgbsf]

Good to know thats the first thing you find weird about those guys lol.

[@kas8ia]

Literally Lol lesbians manage

[@lunieplays]

I'm currently playing through Route C and I am loving this game so much.

[@TheAsdasy]

I started route C and I am so fucking sad right now...

[@Barakeh]

Route C crushed the algorithm called Soul in my system

[@aqswdeaqswde3655]

1:47 So... no one gonna mention the hilarious way 9S goes flying after the self-destruction?

[@Inevitibility23]

Before watching this: "I have no desire in my heart and/or butthole to play Nier: Automata." After: "FUCKING SOLD."

[@Inevitibility23]

The Milkman So do you, but at least the game's got some charm to it. What's your excuse?

[@Inevitibility23]

The Milkman Haha, just fuckin' with you man.

[@azel7641]

Aaron Palumbo wait are you gay? This guy's fucking with another guy, holy shit this remind me of that time Sky beat Smash in dunkey

[@Inevitibility23]

Azel you mean that smash when time dunkey'd in sky

[@Inevitibility23]

The Milkman I'll buy you a scone or something but no dinner

[@michaelflores6249]

this video just made me want this game even more

[@thepeasant269]

Michael Flores same

[@LieseFury]

I hope you both got it, I recently did and it's fantastic.

[@thebigdunk1649]

What is this game called

[@Funkopedia]

I hope you eventually played it!

[@scheiberoot6]

Wow this video of knack 2 is great!

[@TheGreyParse]

1:48 Almost blasted 9S clear off the roof.

[@CrimzonGhostz]

I'm more of an A2 man myself.

[@MrArthys]

I wish 2B would sit in my face.

[@kuroboshiron]

MrArthys Big facts

[@jamesonescobar782]

@@MrArthys good luck with that, she weighs about 300 pounds

[@MrArthys]

@@jamesonescobar782 all about that ass

[@irend1163]

@@jamesonescobar782 i just gonna sleep on her lap man, wish it soft

[@Vher_]

This game looks like it's got some good humor to it. That or it's a dunkey video, where everything's just awesome

[@Mordalon]

Yoko Taro games get dark but also have a weird sense of humor.

[@PureFlakes]

and then there's Drakengard 3 which is 45% dark humor, 45% sex jokes and 10% toilet humor.

[@Rhime]

THERES A DRAKENGARD 2 AND 3?!

[@Hevymin]

We don't talk about Drakengard 2.

[@luvkpop9xx]

just like every Japanese game

[@Bozhidar2000]

But the plot is what truely matters

[@nazeege]

Daud the "plot" always comes before plot

[@Notmierz]

Le Baguette

[@40random]

What plot?

[@axelblack1799]

But, the graphics, i mean thats what its all about.

[@adlindorsal9877]

Some came for the "plot" but stayed for the plot. (Played the game and it's actually really good.)

[@kaboom5651]

4:30 Speedrunners: Wait, that's illegal!

[@miyukiteishi9051]

Man I really did not expect him to obliterate pascal like that

[@jubbs9981]

I liked that MGS3 reference

[@thelegendmaster3935]

but i'm snake eater

[@MrYoyoyigitiyo]

I wouldn't have played this if not for Dunkey. Literally the best game I've ever played!!!

[@sabus1265]

That says more about the games you play than this game itself. This is good, but will never beat Super Mario Galaxy 2 or Super Smash Bros Ultimate. Those are my favorite games of all time. Minecraft is also up there. Next one I can think of: Pokemon Emerald. My favorite.

[@MrYoyoyigitiyo]

@@sabus1265 I gotta say, those are very respectable games.

[@MrThinkTank0]

@@sabus1265 but those are all like.. completely different kinds of games, you can't really directly compare them........ that's like if you said your favorite story of all time was Harry Potter, and I said no the best story is Little Red Riding Hood

[@sabus1265]

@@MrThinkTank0 why not. They're all video games.

[@mlegittutorials5204]

@@sabus1265 But Automata is so much different than the games you listed. I don't know if you've played NieR, and if you haven't you definitely should, but dunkey only showed about the first quarter of the game in this video. There is so much more to it.

[@dauntlessnicholas1672]

I played this when it first came out on the PS4, but stopped at Ending B. And that was one of the worst mistake I’ve ever made. If you haven’t played the Nier automata, play it, enjoy it, treasure it, and love it. Every aspect, personalities and storyline links together and form this perfect ARPG. I didn’t even realize that I clocked in almost 40 hours of game time in less than 5 days. It’s a timeless masterpiece

[@noisydope]

this is exactly what ive found out in the past few days. currently on route C and its just under 40 hrs. excellent game

[@returnedtomonkey8886]

does A inARPG stands for Androidasscheeks?

[@szaka9395]

Bro for 7 years i was thinking that its a dumb hack and slash with sexy chicks. A game that nobody will remember. I forgot about it and never looked it again. Something clicked in me after 7 years and i wanted to play a stupid hack and slash with sexy chicks, because why not? OH HOW WRONG WAS I. This game instantly got nr1 of all games i ever played in my life. I sacrificed my first save, even as i wanted to clear game 100%, but the ending was so EPIC i had to. I would be an egoist bitch if i wouldnt. Replaying it right now.

[@blazekazama1793]

No dunkview for this? Cmon man! It's mastapiece! Did you even do the third playthrough? Like the REAL one? Like the one which reveals all the secrets and continues the story even though you were sure that you already beat tha game?

[@God-mb8wi]

The story is pretty unintuitive, but alright.

[@yellowflash5838]

i saw you in many comments, okay, god we get it you didnt like it, stop talking bad about it in a cool way

[@truevsyou]

God How can you not like Nier? It's one of the best games that came out in 2017 in my opinion.

[@kurimiaisukurimu]

No dunkview means it could mean it ends up in his top 10 of the year

[@God-mb8wi]

Or people who don't enjoy it don't favor a banal and incomprehensive, not to mention totally meaningless plot idk tho

[@alexzucc2018]

thanks for not spoiling anything

[@metalgearluffy9916]

"You don't even have any wieners" Derpixon disagrees

[@cloud99vii27]

You know a game is THAT good when dunkey kills Pascal and makes me freaking scream NOOO WAYY