DA 2 Funniest Moments #14: Bedding Hawke Orlesian Style

[@Crystalwolf78]

Fenris: this is an act this mage makes himself out to be harmless Anders: no i think he really is that pathetic XD o the banter between these two

[@darthportus]

Only thing that they have in common is their hatred for Blood magic :D

[@Crystalwolf78]

darthportus lol no kidding

[@asbothlidia6280]

darthportus And they are both in love with Hawke~. :D

[@mariacillan9668]

"Are you a mage 'cause you magicked my breath away" Are you from Africa? because Kenya not?

[@mirsyad9828]

France Magadia bruh XD

[@animeotaku307]

Favorite part was when Fenris was all "he's lying! He's trying to make himself look harmless!" and then Anders was all "no, he's really that pathetic." Agreed, Anders; very few people would make up a lie as pathetic as telling people you're a malificar so that you can bed a girl.

[@princesstikal12]

"The fereldan circle was more fun everyone was kissing everyone" Anders should start up a mage magazine, call it the "Daily Circle" with all the gossip about all the scandals and hook ups in the circle of magi

[@TheShockClock]

If I was Hawke, I would have accepted his deal but with ONE condition: I have to shave that hair off.

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

Lol you thought saying you were a blood mage would make you seem suave....dunno how to break this to you but that hairstyle is pretty much a woman repellant.

[@007RAJKOify]

you really don't know anything about virgin bloodmagic

[@sollilloweee]

I miss the Awakening Anders....where he could take a joke about mages and not blow up a chantry.

[@123pa1n]

i miss the first origin you know the one that was actually good

[@MrItsaplane]

+123pa1n Inquisition was awesome.

[@TheBayzent]

I dunno, his jokes about the Chantry always fell flat for me. Too soon?

[@Bimtorbacisi]

Everyone was kissing everyone...Ooh the mental image.

[@lizzymarlow5208]

gregoir x irving! I KNEW IT

[@mim9000]

ALL THE LIKES.

[@kiamaria331]

greatlegedema09 Except Cullen. No one could ever catch him long enough to kiss him.

[@Bimtorbacisi]

Kia Maria Lol true true

[@grelly_chan8401]

@@kiamaria331 My Amell certainly tried she ran after him after he took off from her flirting XD

[@ransherman1611]

varric: "can i kill him yet? he's hurting me."

[@SeraphinaAizen1]

That creepy bearded guy in the background is way too interested in the conversation.

[@catherinecain4290]

Merideth comments that he turned himself in and looked rather happy about it, then Hawke can reply by telling her that he only told people he was a blood mage to pick up girls. To which Merideth responds with a cheap laugh.

[@Thatdeadguy7]

1:55 What do ya know, it's good to see that Isabela has standards

[@TheMintfulMinttymint]

I couldn't stop laughing when i was doing this part of the quest. The only problem, me thinks, is that the romance option says nothing about his revolting advances... A simple "sod off" would've been nice, like Hawke to Bethany or the romance option to Zevran..

[@animalruless]

I would feel very uncomfortable drinking in a bar with big puddles of blood on the floor and walls.

[@MrUnsteddy]

I like to think that he literally walked up the stairs, did the deed then came back down the stairs without off-screen time passing. It would fit with his character :P

[@PimsriYotube]

"never stood in the rain, or kissed a girl" gosh this is depressing

[@vermilion6966]

You dont say.

[@apeface730]

"No I think he's really that pathetic." You hit the nail on the head, Anders!

[@Sunflower_Heathen]

I couldn't help but notice blood on the floor when he says hes a blood mage

[@nicholasemjohnson47]

"The mage"? Gosh, Fenris, if you're gonna be paranoid, at least have the decency to refer to Emile by his name!

[@Malon2006]

+Nicholas “Nick” Johnson That would be out of character for Fenris.

[@jakisz]

every time i see this quest it just makes me very sad

[@feniu10]

Honestly, he knows what's up. ran away from captivity to have a taste of freedom.

[@Jimmyboy679]

Anders made me lol, "i think hes just that pathetic."

[@lucasmackey2808]

0:12 I need a bath after hearing that

[@TheEternalProduction]

Varric: Can I kill him? He's hurting me!

[@TheBayzent]

tfw even Isabella rejects you

[@dreman999]

You can still bed someone who's not in you're party in DA2.

[@Michelle67d]

@LunaWolf64 Depending on your response she does say something to the affect that he seemed very happy to turn himself in.

[@XelestialAurora]

@LunaWolf64 She mentions that he was oddly enough "quite happy to turn himself in".

[@psychomantis108]

@LunaWolf64 I think Merideth says something like "He was willing to cooperate" which is quite funny.

[@TheGoldenKing20]

And the Darwin Award goes to...

[@TicTacMI]

His bath comment..... makes me cringe I am so disgusted. Good job creators.

[@aaron75fy]

you asked isabela to...? hope you wern't trying for a romance that'll kill the mood

[@hawkins347]

@Lyiad not at all, they're both happy to kick the puppy (Merrill) during her final companion quest :D

[@Zeelxx]

@GameRock123 Guardian of Enasalin. Looted from Patron in The Hanged Man during Offered and Lost. Happy hunting.

[@VenomQuill]

It's so sad it's almost funny... and slightly disturbing... and very gross. *shivers* IseewhatyoudidthereinthedescriptionLOL

[@Cybergirlgamer]

LOL Anders and Fenris.... xD

[@zupergozer]

thank god I almost thought you were going with this weirdo

[@Joethemohican]

how hard could it have been to find a brothel?

[@vermilion6966]

In a town you dont (really) know without any money? Idk fam sounds pretty hard.

[@mesquitemoss]

what does merideth say after that? just that he turns himself in?

[@darkshot619]

My god, they must not teach etiquete in the Circle.

[@jcksparrowfan]

it sucks this can't happen if you go the mage-supporter way

[@jtmon2049]

He didn't bed Hawke. Why the clickbait?

[@mesquitemoss]

@Zeelxx so this doesnt really affect anything. mk.

[@CalobAdamsInfamous913]

How come I didn't get this? I let him have one night and he got rejected or I think his girl found someone else.

[@TalesofGirl4ever]

BUT DE 'ANGED MAN IZ SO FEELTHY!

[@Zeelxx]

@LunaWolf64 yeah. thank you for your service.blah blah blah.

[@saoirsegilmore4876]

good lord...o.0 dafuq?

[@Zeelxx]

@LunaWolf64 The whole game is pretty useless. It's completely linear.