Dachshund Vs. Penguin

Our Dachshund Rocky, confused by a mechanical penguin, funny :p original video

[@Olhado256]

Dachshund decision-making process: WHAT IS THIS? ---> I DON'T KNOW ---> RUN AROUND LIKE A MANIAC.

[@andypaterson8885]

JUst what my five year old long-haired does! When in doubt, run all around the place.

[@jamesfountain6183]

I have 3 & that sounds about right🤣🤣🤣

[@xx06]

The dog is so cute tho

[@dskim2459]

At the beginning, he was like, are you guys looking at this?

[@ibrahimmoncada7214]

Hes running around out of joy 😊 this video makes me happy

[@CFLGenesisClub]

Gotta love how he goes into each of the four directions trying to get away in time :)

[@inonil309]

Hi. I met you after 11 years. Are you still living?

[@DelinahLovesHouseBunnies]

If the dog was afraid and trying to get away, he would have stayed away. At 0:11, he does a play bow, followed by the zoomies. This is a happy doggo, pleased by the new toy experience. He was curious, approached the penguin, and boldly nudged it. Now, he _was_ a bit nervous at first--I'll give you that--evidenced by his looking around for his hooman at 0:03, in case he needed to retreat for succor; plus, he's startled and jumps back at 0:07. After that, he decides it's definitely safe and fun, and he expresses pure joy by racing around, continually returning to the toy because he likes it. ////Bunny kisses for all!

[@dixonpinfold2582]

Two seconds and there was a great gash in the fabric of the universe.😄

[@creativestudio101]

Funny! 😂

[@savannahm.laurentian1286]

I love that he does that but comes back every time,😂wondering why the penguin isn't accepting his invitation to chase & play.

[@joelarmstrongmusic]

I love the authentic penguin sounds it makes.

[@K.Spade7902]

Lol

[@dRevnik]

reminds me of THE GOOSE

[@just-trust-in-your-own-way]

Minus the music, the sounds are real

[@midgetmutilator8029]

The dog?

[@jessica1lopez]

After 9 years, you finally get 1k likes. You're welcome.

[@drrnfl]

"Oh my GD! It's singing! Everyone! There's a singing penguin!" (Runs into different rooms to alert people)

[@meganmartians8372]

Is that really why they do that? I thought they were just scared.

[@Burnt_Gerbil]

Penguin: Holy sh*t. A talking dog! 😩

[@user-en4eo1cc4t]

@@meganmartians8372 is an instinctive reaction, they seek the pack's help.

[@mettallic]

Geometry dash???

[@zethraelofteldrassil3149]

Typical dachshund - had to go tell everyone what she found before she starts to tear it apart. Got to love 'em!

[@Rogue.29]

The dog's like, "This penguin device is singing to me. I must do the rational thing and partake in a panic-filled rampage throughout the house" - so cute!

[@travischung2800]

Legend has it that the dog is still panicking and running around

[@NuisanceMan]

Legend has it that Peter Davies is a pathetic bully.

[@braileanul]

hes not panicking at all, hes so excited he wants to tell everybody about it, but seems that nobody minds it ;)

[@thebeesknees8420]

Travis Chung lol

[@schwaggybammer968]

Legend has it, you’re a dummy..

[@hv9611]

The algorithm unites us after 12 years. Also RIP doggo. Hope you had a good life.

[@Terry-zp2sm]

Baby could still be alive. I have had 3 weiner babies two lived to 16 one to 18

[@Luke_MoonWalker]

Dauschunds live to like 20 years old.

[@ClassicDisneyFan94]

I love how it just ran all over the place while the penguin just sat there spinning. I love when puppies do that.

[@burnout02urza]

Dog: "OH SHIT, IT'S SATAN."

[@Anttal7]

🤣

[@garagavia]

lmao

[@Papajolka]

0:18 "Where is the rifle, where is the rifle"

[@mdragarg]

Lmao

[@jessicalivsey]

So funny, he doesn't know what to do do with himself, he's so excited!

[@mikewilson8221]

I wish that KZbin recommended this video to me sooner, and not nine years after it was released.

[@SRV4evr]

Soooo cute. Doxies all act alike in these situations - they get excited and run around in circles! Thanks for sharing!

[@AeroRain]

The music fits perfectly, even makes the dog start running as soon as it played lol

[@LittleLulubee]

Haha, sooo precious and adorable!! This totally made my day! :)

[@tristanbulluss9386]

I have a picture of a ghost on a tv.

[@inceldetector6148]

@@tristanbulluss9386 hahahahhaahha

[@faby_baby]

Jesus loves you :D

[@hater2764]

​@@faby_baby Hahahahahahahahahaha

[@hater2764]

​@@faby_baby I am straith! So.... No thanks!

[@catoblackwood6382]

Penguin: "Let me play the song of my people!" Dog: "Noooooo!! Run away! Run! Run! Hide yo kids, hide yo baker!!"

[@Jan96106]

I have come back and watched this at least a dozen times. He's so cute. It brightens my day just to watch him.

[@jimhsfbay]

10 years later…when is the last time you watched this?

[@VeraxMusic]

I hope you still watch this every so often

[@VeraxMusic]

​@@jimhsfbayI hope at least once a year

[@winterdesert1]

Penguin is playing "Sorcerer's Apprentice by Paul Dukas." Any reasonable Dachshund would get scared! :)

[@markfryer9880]

For a bit of extra fun, watch Rocky's tail as it does its thing. Straight out, rudder, propeller, and finally retracted under so that naughty penguin doesnt get to eat it.

[@marm2570]

The automatic "I'm going crazyyyy" zoomies. Hahaha. The best. I need to get that penguin for my doxie girl.

[@sistagoldenhair1204]

This little dog is so cute!! Thanks for bringing JOY!! 💕

[@JaimeZapatalibertario]

0:07 Da fuck? 0:11 It's alive! It's alive! That damn thing! 0:15 Run! Run for your life masters! 0:21 Where the hell is the door???!!!

[@alejo.sepulveda]

jajajajajaja

[@OceanbornAngel]

My mother's long haired chocolate Dachshund would have that penguin torn apart and dismembered. >_

[@doughesson]

My two Dachshunds have a Chorkie puppy apprentice who could have ripped the penguin into little bitty headwaiter pieces by the end of the video.

[@INSOMSNIA]

Lmfao he's running around like 'ITS THE END OF THE UNIVERSE. "

[@kroven009]

Not quite sure about his battle tactics.

[@HappyHauptwerk]

Your dog is absolutely gorgeous. I love how he ran about not knowing what to do xx

[@mr.wildcat405]

Why I am just seeing this on my recommended videos? Rocky will always be my favorite Dachshund.

[@kangadillo]

Now that's what I call "Happy Feet!"

[@DoxieDin]

hahahaha )))) I fear it too )))

[@boringidiot2093]

My mom has a doxie btw Hii im such a fan

[@diegofavaratozfilms962]

He’s not scared he’s excited

[@savannahm.laurentian1286]

This is so short, genuine, captures essence of "owner" & dog and sooo funny. I wish all dog videos said this much about dogs & their human partners. Thank you.😂🐕❤

[@ronaldolamont]

It's like he was running around trying to figure out what to do!! 😂😂

[@marliesyanke4580]

No matter how old. This is the most darling Dachshund.

[@Scarletraven87]

Dachshund + puppy + fluffy + play moment = pure joy in funny cuteness.

[@markfryer9880]

Love watching this. The look on Rocky;s face at the start is priceless.

[@matiasd.c9949]

this is like the 8th time I watch this video in 4 years whenever am having a crappy day I watch it

[@Jesus_is_Lord_316]

So you have 1 crappy day every 6 months. Those are pretty good odds!!

[@sleepykitty6939]

I wish the video was longer!

[@PalestinianBaby]

One of the cutest vids I've ever seen!!!!! Ahhhhh!

[@zangalus2005]

Haha.. My Dachshund used to run from one end of the house to the other JUST like that when she got excited! It was so funny to watch.

[@K.Spade7902]

Zoomies

[@underdog4255]

It's amazing how long those wind up Dachshunds will go on a full windup

[@3friendlcut]

i watched this 4 times and still was laughing its so cute and funny how they tuck and run as fast as possible!

[@douge1252]

He wanted the toy to play with him. My pups act the same way, especially the boy.

[@hanobs]

I've been on KZbin since 05, and this is hands down my favorite video.

[@themvsthemvsus]

Pup is thinking “yay a new friend……let’s play! Chase me” 😂

[@MonsieuRoberts]

I love how after the penguin baffles him, he simply runs in random directions, completely ignoring the penguin.

[@DeborahHart-xq6ud]

I love the way Doxies pivot on their front feet and let inertia swing they little butts around😄💗🙏🏻✝️

[@northerncold6303]

That precious little dog loved the toy so much he/she had to go into zoom zoom mode.

[@colonial6452]

Our dachshund freaked out and attacked a mechanical penguin, too. A great reminder of a prized companion.

[@hitikagahalot4549]

I don't exactly know why but the dog is really happy..either it thinks it has gotten a new friend or whatever but it's really happy and that makes all of us happier 😁

[@Phagocytosis]

I love how the dog sits back and looks at the response to his prodding for a few seconds starting at 0:08.

[@diegofavaratozfilms962]

0:08

[@Phagocytosis]

@@diegofavaratozfilms962 Thanks! How odd that it wasn't a link in my comment. Maybe back then KZbin didn't do that yet & old comments never got updated?

[@FortniteItemshop132]

Fun Fact: Every video under a minute is legendary.

[@glaceonfrost2342]

Liberty being assigned for a Snow Mission involving Penguins be like : This video

[@seriousspikesam7770]

I remember showing my Techno dog to my grandparents' dogs once. The younger one was extremely confused by it, but the older one basically took one sniff, decided it didn't smell interesting and walked away. I might still have it stored somewhere.

[@DannieShaw1990]

Awh... It's so adoreable... One of those dogs you just want to cuddle because they're so cute :D Lovely video, thanks for sharing ^^

[@somerset6646]

I just love Dachshunds.

[@MADGUNSMONSTER]

The dog employed the tried and tested "Run Around Like a Scatterbrain" technique, which is proven to discombobulate one's opponent. What bothers me is that if that thing was a threat to the family, all it could counter it with was the zoomies.

[@muuz5131]

FAKE. Judging by the colors, that should be an Emperor Penguin. The height of an Emperor Penguin ranges from approximately 110 to 130 cm. That penguin there is definitely less than 30 cm. Therefore, I conclude that some sort of advanced video editing was done to add a scaled down version of an emperor penguin to the scene.

[@sockfourpoint0]

Ha..!

[@alcoholya]

nevertheless, this is still a prime example of animal cruelty for exploitative you tube purposes.

[@sockfourpoint0]

Machete Moonlight No mechanical penguin should ever have to go through such an ordeal.

[@IdigAponyONtheROOF]

Machete Moonlight it's not animal cruelty you stupid animal rights dumbass. Start valuing humans more than animals so that you can be somewhat good ya nut.

[@alcoholya]

fish, bait, hook, line, sinker.

[@ImmortalWrekcage]

it's good to know my dog isn't the only one who runs around uncontrollably lol

[@ts.elliot5870]

Yep as a mini Dachshund owner I can confirm..when in doubt...act out!

[@ScootyPuffSr7]

I like how he immediately employed the strategy of confusing his opponent by running in all directions. He's playing the long game.

[@chihiroxmiyazaki]

That has to be the cutest penguin toy I have ever seen! And that pup? Ah! To die for!

[@malu7030]

This is why I love youtube

[@KING-ri2vs]

*He's running around informing the whole village about the new intruder.*

[@elichabassol5238]

Dogs have the best reactions to weird things.

[@miwove]

The dog reminds me at Toy Story. =)

[@carultch]

Slink

[@Aimyloo]

So adorable!

[@jclemus913]

The music goes so well with the dog running around lol

[@tattyshoesshigure5731]

The little pooch is so sweet… absolutely adorable! ❤

[@sxasher2]

Hi Rocky, it's your friend Harley Dog stopping by to bark MERRY CHRISTMAS to you! I hope Santa brings you lots of fun toys and yummy treats!! Woof :-)

[@stevew.3938]

Great breed!!

[@DenizErenDuman]

The song that the penguin plays make it seem like a boss battle

[@largol33t1]

The dog is like "I can run and you can only waddle around in circles! Mwahahahahaha!"

[@dex5934]

This vid is 12 years old. I hope the doggo lived a beautiful life

[@queenmakenziexoxo8556]

Honestly 😢

[@Adam______________________]

Small dogs live longer

[@superorangeish]

OMG.. The innocence of animals... Adorable

[@thelovelyboner]

the music goes so well with this scenario.

[@kewliobeano8114]

Thank u for posting this and making my day! :)

[@KiKir75]

Oh my gosh!! My Zoey looks exactly like your dog!! She would have reacted the exact same way too!! Way too cute!! :)

[@HeyItsKaylee333]

I love this video so much. He is just the cutest little dog 😂 He makes me want a dachshund 🐾

[@Salty_Balls]

That penguin is living rent free in the dog's head.

[@Valeria....]

That's really cute he's so excited

[@vancegilmore5821]

12 years ago?? RIP

[@h35d85bs0]

OH SHIT. OH SHIT. WHAT IS THIS. WHAT. IS. THIS.

[@ratskirobo4836]

SHIT

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

Ah yes, the descendant of the noble wolf.

[@Lyta-jb7ql]

Recommended for no reason after 12 years. Love the video 🥰

[@TheNishgrl]

Dog: "what the?." "Oooh he's alive! "ok ok ok now chase me".... c'mon chase me this way...No! this way No wait! this way....C'mon c'mon 'cmon Chase meeeeeeeee". lol lol lol lol

[@mjrtude]

I need to get a Penguin like that, do you have any idea who makes them or where I can buy one? Thanks!

[@otisgleaso]

That is one of the cutest things I have ever seen.

[@dannylaw7367]

I love it, and what a great pup.

[@lizabethrobison4566]

And then there’s my doxie who runs around on top of my bed like a total goober as I try to change the sheets. Never get tired of that!

[@managua-san8075]

The dog thought the penguin had a bomb inside, so he was looking for any windows that were open so he could escape. 😂

[@Jomster777]

That is one hairy Dachshund. Is it a cross between a Golden Retriever?

[@Milesco]

That's what I was thinking, too.

[@jcool1945]

I think it is a wired haired. My wife and I have one. Pretty much a mix between long and short hair dachshund

[@OttoWeber71]

Pure long haired Dachshund puppy. 100%

[@IceSorceress]

There are long haired dachshunds, I'm pretty sure this is one.

[@djvexd]

IceSorceress Yeah we have a longhaired puppy and a full grown wire-haired. BIG difference, especially in grooming lol.

[@RichSmithson]

Love how he runs to each Human as if to say "Damn are you guys watching this!"

[@damianmasq5134]

I can hear KLH voice over now, “Omg! Sharon! Are you seeing this?!”

[@Perriax]

I'm melting from the cuteness overload, but I'm a guy. Is that normal?

[@bengal_tiger1984]

+Perriax Who can resist an adorable pupper?

[@ratskirobo4836]

No

[@thedachshundchannel8865]

Love.

[@edwinisawesome]

Dachshund: you won this round😂

[@Fellow_Daoist]

Greatest battle I've ever witnessed.

[@freshtoast831]

2018?

[@coburgkid]

I've been looking for a blond long-haired Doxie for years. Can I ask what breeder you got this dog from? I would greatly appreciate this information.

[@Nexfero]

I have one and I got it from Bontifuldachshunds.net

[@dorondavid4698]

"Y'all saw that right? The penguin tried to kill me!"

[@DrunkBiden]

"Maybe if I jog around he'll play too!!" ...dachshunds are so adorable