Dad catches 9 year old son cruising Only Fans | Stavros Halkias

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[@bigolepotato]

that milwaukee jersey hanging on for dear life

[@Patrick-jj5nh]

and that's the maternity cut

[@scrotooftheninefingers218]

It’s form fitted for maximum performance

[@overtonwindowshopper]

Deer life

[@almosthuman4457]

Sounds like somebody's got dad bod envy

[@fitnessandfirearms7503]

Be nice to him

[@nursultantulyakbay7070]

That belly becomes more and more glorious with each upload.

[@n0tthemessiah]

I expect it to start leading the resistance on Mars any day now

[@bigmike-]

​@@n0tthemessiahopen your mind!

[@ramdam974]

Just hope it doesn't end up like Patrice.

[@steveeights6536]

He'll be lucky if he still has a knee

[@gotem370]

yeah pre diabetes is just awesome

[@sethshaffer681]

When I was 9 my neighbor moved away and his dad left a box filled with what I initially though was Sports Illustrated but about halfway down it turned into stacks of Playboys. Greatest day of my life.

[@slurricrasher9923]

I think the show F is for Family literally has this story as an episode. lol

[@jerrynadler2883]

nothing better than used, sticky magazines

[@Blackhoodie85]

Why does EVERY kid whose life was at least a bit pre-internet, if not entirely, have a story like this?? So fucking weird

[@sethshaffer681]

@@Blackhoodie85 The woods porn fairy was also a frequent provider to my pr0n collection.

[@alisterjohnson1003]

@@Blackhoodie85 how is this weird? it's actually a beautiful "coming" of age story

[@Unown_Arceus]

Milwaukee Bucks should Sign you to a 10 day make-a-wish contract like they did for Thanasis Antetakumpo

[@Avery-rb2bd]

Stavros is a real locker room guy!

[@kylermurray3543]

He would put up more buckets than thanasis

[@dinho99]

I think you mean he would get more buckets, of KFC, than their entire team.

[@nathrogers7]

His trash talking would be an unbelievable asset to the team.

[@scrotooftheninefingers218]

@@Avery-rb2bd My kind of guy. Love a good sweaty locker room romp. There’s nothing like having a post-game orgy with the fellas. You put Stavvy in there too and hooooooo-wee! Now that would be some gay sex!!

[@darkxzero13]

That quick OF to cigarettes comparison is why I love Stav's crowd work

[@camhabibi2217]

The fat guy tip toe stance is so funny

[@oldenoughtowatchify]

"I'm drinking the champagne of beers... I might as well have the champagne.." OF BUSTS!

[@scrotooftheninefingers218]

Hellyeah dude. PS: I love busting on the bathroom floor at work. Don’t tell anyone 🤫

[@_megla]

looking large and in charge

[@DePalmski]

Stav looking like a 7 year old at his 93rd birthday party

[@michaelsantoro170]

Stav is gonna be bigger than Ralphie May one day.

[@CeeZee001]

Meet him soon too... forreal tho he and I need to drop weight. 300+

[@e.d.j]

damn, at that age, me and some neighborhood kids buried a plastic container of nudies under a large colony of shrubs that we hollowed out... it was our lair. i wonder if its still out there 🤔

[@killyourego1185]

A colony of shrubs..

[@kingfrenchtoes5769]

hey pal i wanted to let you know me and my friends repurposed your lair into a mining facility run 100% on your old cum.

[@dertythegrower]

​@@killyourego1185 i have seen this many times in many cities growing up... and then heard many other people refer the same thing.. not joking

[@dertythegrower]

ironic, the overgrown corner lot in my neighborhood in fourth grade or fifth, had a musty old collection of them and all the kids went

[@OptimusPrimeribs]

In layman's terms you mean you hid the container underneath some bushes but did not bury it?

[@gotem370]

stav you gotta get on a diet my man, we want to see you around for a while

[@josephalexander4561]

stop commenting for likes

[@zackery5678]

@@josephalexander4561who said hes doing that

[@gotem370]

stop hating cuz u a bish@@josephalexander4561

[@captainjacobkeyes6733]

He’s never gonna diet dude he’s gonna die

[@groovypacosta1212]

Dude its the first time in my life i see someone's jersey doesnt fit loosed ,😮 love you stav

[@overtonwindowshopper]

My man looking like a blueberry up there 😋

[@edgar_leon1790]

Hell yeah stav you funny ASF

[@Snk13_ty]

AF*

[@edgar_leon1790]

@@Snk13_ty no I meant what I said. It's the same shit anyway you weirdo

[@ryanrylee787]

Im gonna treat myself to a bust! 😂

[@scrotooftheninefingers218]

I just did! And I’m at work! They thought I was sweeping the floors, but I was actually busting on them!

[@blackbeardbarkbark]

Definitely top 3 crowd works I've seen from stav. Start of a great year. 🎉

[@Mike_S707]

Some people shouldn't have kids a lot of those people are at Stav's show.

[@ReeceRader]

Both you and that belly are going to do great things this year my friend. Keep up the good work!

[@Lukemasonmedia]

Stavv in a tight jersey is wild 😂

[@POPTeacherMrRuss]

i couldn't believe it at first lol

[@EayuProuxm]

1:05 - 1:10 Stav is really refining his evil laugh

[@HonestDepression101]

It beats the hell out of Butt Krieshers stupid laugh.

[@bobbyhope9654]

The kid was probably looking for his teacher(s)....

[@dav5580]

Stavvy brother im addicted to your crowd work. Please keep uploading 🙏🙏

[@PLOttawa]

So gold, especially @1:04. Maniacal. Lol.

[@verified_name]

Good job Stavros. Looking extra rotund!

[@DUKEHadToDoItToEm]

This is the funniest crowd work I've seen in a while but all anyone here in the comments can think of is how that Milwaukee Jersey is about to bust out the seams. Nick Mullen was wrong you're totally healthy Stav ignore the haters 😂

[@MommyMilkk]

He might as well buy a bucks blanket and wear that shit cause they don’t make jerseys in his size😂

[@covrtdesign5279]

If the, "I'm going to treat myself to a bust" is not in your merch store by this time next week, your team sucks, and I will gladly take over your merch work and design for you!

[@fredericozgur7845]

The way he stopped the champagne joke 👌

[@dirtydish6642]

Trailer Champagne!

[@letsgotomarsman]

First man to beat weight loss!

[@chrisb5278]

Stav has a hilarious and vast sense of awareness

[@el_kraken]

The kid went through the porn addict cycle of becoming so bored of regular free porn that he had to seek out niche, custom stuff on onlyfans. They grow up so fast!

[@fraserwyllie8840]

The king of heckles

[@shanerodgers664]

playin bigger rooms

[@kylermurray3543]

Milwaukee jersey screaming stavo I don’t fit you !

[@Wizardboz]

Lol everyone roasting Stav for the jersey.

[@mattl8457]

Love this guy. That music at the end makes me hate this guy. Haha!

[@caderlocke8869]

Hardest crowd worker I've ever seen

[@CultOfBananas]

He looks like the next evolution of a Mario Goomba

[@SofterSocks]

That's the biggest toddler i've ever seen

[@nouseforaname5378]

Brutal 😂

2:19 literally how my first born and now the new one made came about.

[@shawnbenoit3774]

Glad to see the weight loss journey is working out well

[@096017hss]

lmaoooo love you Stav, come back to Tampa

[@brasstacksboxing409]

This mayne has a direct line to my funny bone. Especially when he does his baltimore accent. I used to go to baltimore every summer as a kid to stay with family friends. Me being from memphis, i loved to listen to the accent. Reminds me of those times.

[@MellowPilsner]

Goddamn it Stravros that MAN had a FAMILY!

[@johnhinkleman9757]

He really does have the best laugh. Every laugh track should be replaced with Stavi Cackles

[@ericnorton5806]

Proceeds to ruin their entire existence. What did they expect

[@mescetacy]

I was at this show. This part was very awkward because this drunk guy wouldn't stop talking crap about his son. Hilarious, but weird.

[@brodaciousmax8025]

I'm going treat myself 2 a bust!

[@purifiedh2027]

Funny man

[@DuderofDudeness]

9 yrs old?! w.taf, solid parent

[@omgitzsirairhorn]

Your daughter's gonna make one at 12 for her school through snap

[@orionfell]

When I was that age I was playing on my older brothers psp and absentmindedly checked if he had any cool movies on it. he did.

[@Dmdm_dm]

The kid didn't beat off. You can't beat off at age 9-10

[@user-bp7gi2lr3r]

Stav, you were doing great at the gym, get back in there buddy!

[@orlandofresh1]

just keeps getting worse lol

[@FETTYNOP]

Stavros should play a lovable rat-villian in a Pixar gerbil mob movie.

[@JRLastActionHero]

9 years old and knows what only fans is ....horrible

[@bobcooper82]

20 years ago most kids knew what dirty magazines were by the age of five

[@aliecarey]

​@bobcooper82 yep and the internet is a whole different world! Playboys look softcore nowadays

[@Snooder]

@@aliecarey Playboy was ALWAYS softcore. You went to Hustler for the good shit.

[@Mike-ou8pd]

@@aliecarey That's what Hustler and Penthouse were for.

[@thezeddy]

Your literary 3 clicks away from any youtube video to learning what only fans is. Just look at bots in comments

[@marcinman9693]

This guy is the king of the dunk tank clowns 🤡

[@axioms22]

Kid stands no chance

[@aaronvanzile3824]

Savvy has never been a skinny man but he's looking ROBUST in this clip. Get back in the gym dawg

[@honestabe411]

Thousand island stare

[@SoulshineWavy]

My man rotund as hell

[@f0t0b0y]

🤣🤣🤣

[@aron7439]

Haha 🤣 😊

[@gratuitousinbliss]

damn you stavy for making me turn off my adblocker.

[@shadowyshutterbug]

What happened to the workout plan Staavy? Geez

[@Brad-L]

His keyboard needs cleaning.

[@darylg7484]

I can hear his blood pressure. Those new balance’s logos are now part of the sole. My dudes got months . Fuuuuqqqqq

[@damnIMcold133]

Stavy come to ARKANSAS

[@nicksilver_music]

❤

[@IllicitMediaproductions]

How high was I at this show? I don’t remember this

[@jackhaugh]

It happens, man.

[@Neversoft2489]

Did he do two shows in the same night?

[@IllicitMediaproductions]

@@Neversoft2489 so I vaguely remember this now. I was on the second level and could t really hear . This is hilarious lol

[@tylove1535]

lol

[@206robert206]

Cheers

[@30years2late]

The kid was definitely looking for a classmates mom, sister, or a teacher… there’s more to the story…

[@fearlessleader8623]

Im almost 40 and never searched on onlyfans..idk why anyone would support that degradation of society

[@joleaneshmoleane8358]

9? Wow! That’s gonna F his brain up permanently. Nice parenting.

[@STdoubleDs]

We were stealing playboys from the magazine rack when we were in elementary. Totally normal behavior. The boys problem is he thinks he needs to monetarily support the ladies he pounds off to.

[@freddyfootstomps6557]

Does seeing a naked body F up children’s brains permanently? Thoughts on breastfeeding?

[@nicholaslang6187]

Dam bro feel off the weight lifting trend.

[@Peatopher90]

you gotta work pretty hard to maintain that level of obesity

[@liferiot]

Stav can jsut walk up with no material and leave a room leveled.

[@stuckinaloop6637]

Wow he looks so thin now.

[@gabrielcline5196]

Promo'SM 💐

[@SomeOne-ji8ny]

He's got money in his pockets now, and he's goin to town...on bar food. Gotta lay-off that stuff because you're not healthy and that's not funny. Apparently noone around you to care enough to stop you.

[@SomeOne-ji8ny]

Try hypnosis. If not, go for the surgery.

[@Wizardboz]

Was Stav transgender this whole time and now hes having a baby?

[@rxya187]

This is messed up, your child should not be watching pornography and you should not be encouraging or allowing it. Its child abuse. Children should not be exposed to sexual content, only adults.

[@bluelightrevival4065]

its not abuse, its normal as hell

[@rxya187]

@@bluelightrevival4065 thats because sciety has normalized it, theyve normalized young boys watching women be brutalized on camera. A child exposed to sex will have a very warped view of it in their future. I do not understand why you think its okay nor why you would allow your child to view pornography. Yes children can be curious and curious about their sexualities which is normal. But to expose them to pornography/sex will mess them up because theyre too young and what pornography depicts is abusive and abnormal

[@lolusuck386]

​@@rxya187Jesus Christ my guy, kids look this shit up on their own. Parents aren't intentionally showing kids porn.

[@rxya187]

@@lolusuck386 and as a parent your job is to protect them from ot and prevent them from being able to access it

[@jay3898]

Don’t get me wrong, this was hilarious. However, this had to have been a plant. The story was perfect, the fan was articulate, the jokes came so easily and just rolled like it was a stand up performance, not crowd work.

[@oldenoughtowatchify]

gotta watch some more Stav if you think this way :) dude's way too clever on the spot and he's been this way seemingly the entirety of his time on the internet

[@edgar_leon1790]

Am I the first comment hahahahah

[@blind-sheep-2844]

And gayest

[@3rdEyeGnostic]

Most insecure

[@geodude7116]

Lots of projectors replying to your comment. Says more about them than about you. 😂

[@conrad6226]

A loser who still writes that in 2024. Are you new to the internet?

[@3rdEyeGnostic]

Geoguy is Mormon, doesn't follow the channel.

[@daviddorsey3321]

He already jokes about his own size, so constant comments about it when the material is unrelated are obnoxious. It's like they're watching comedy on mute.

[@p344y]

Stavvy Fat-etokounmpo