Dad Has a Cookie - SNL

[@a-cygnus]

"B!tch, I always got crumbs on me! That ain't suspicious at all!" That killed me. 😂

[@SubzeroCage]

Lmao agreed that's the best line.

[@AnotherSWnerd]

I was laughing so loud that I missed the rest of the skit and had to rewind😂

[@memsieafrica9522]

Me too😂😂😂

[@space_pirate_calamity]

For those who don't know, DO NOT use an epi-pen on the neck. Use it on the *outside* part of the thigh, about halfway down it.** Avoiding major arteries/veins is VERY important. Most auto-injectors will work through jeans, so you don't have to worry about removing clothing first. Use a swinging motion and push hard for the click, hold 3 seconds, remove and massage area hard ("noogie") for 10 seconds. Bring the used epi-pen with you to the hospital or give to the EMT if you called an ambulance. Most epi-pens's effects only last for about 20 minutes. It's NOT a cure; it's meant to buy you time to get to a hospital. Be informed, be more prepared to save a life! (**Edit: I had written that the butt was an acceptable place to administer an epi-pen, and I was wrong. DON'T do that. Always go for muscle, not fat.)

[@bea4156]

Thank you for this!! 💯💯

[@misscoccinell9659]

Thank you for sharing this 👏

[@Canyonradio]

Thank you!!! I’ve always wanted to know several of those finite details! Screenshotting!

[@laf0106]

🙏🏽

[@Suzanne-goes-Carnivore]

Its basicly an adrenaline shot so your pores open and you can breath for a little bit but need an ambulance asap

[@CalebJacobs1981]

Don't bitch out on me on this cookie thing.😂

[@kokayinewsome9308]

I would get a cookie too, just to prove my solidarity.

[@highlander666]

😅

[@aaronbelsh]

Lol.

[@Bellalovelola]

"Bitch im always covered in crumbs" lmfao

[@RaniaBhatti]

😂

[@billyeveryteen7328]

I learned something today: Jake Gylllenhaal with a mouth full of cookies sounds like Adam Sandler.

[@DaMorg3]

🤔 😲 😂

[@Brawndo2008]

He also sounded like Gilbert Gottfried at the very end

[@keithpennington8259]

Anyone with a mouthful of cookies sounds like Adam Sandler

[@martind3899]

​@@Brawndo2008 came to say exactly this

[@JachAnen]

What cookies?? I didn't see him eat any cookies

[@ashleyvaughn7848]

Jake is always great on SNL because he COMMITS. There's a big difference between the actors who totally phone it in and don't try and the ones who actually treat it like the job it is. Bravo, Jake!

[@palsyddad]

Totally! Commitment to the role is what's always set the best SNL guests and cast apart. Phil Hartman was the ultimate example of this. Jake did great, but that's no shock because he is an incredible performer.

[@evanzeis8632]

fr! him and emma stone are my faves for that reason

[@ashleyvaughn7848]

@@evanzeis8632 Emma Stone in the Mama Cass but was SO good!!

[@user-pp1on4fk7d]

Oh shut up please!

[@skiburnski7543]

Exactly! There are so many sketches that fail because their acting is below amateur. (See Pete Davidson) Or they just giggle the whole time.

[@KingLo]

SNL is at its best when the concept is just something unhinged.

[@lookingforlove839]

Except this wasnt unhinged. I mean, it could have been way more unhinged

[@SRose-vp6ew]

It wasn’t their normal manipulative dribble, it was actually just a joke, that’s a refreshing change.

[@junghunt8645]

@SRose-vp6ew I think you meant “drivel”. Try and not and get manipulated by an SNL skit.

[@supporturlocalguillotine3002]

Mad t.v. has entered the chat

[@AutumnLuvsJesus]

And Andrew is the best at pool long them off! 😂😂😂

[@Lanybananey]

This is going to be a SEVERLY underrated sketch. It’s so simple but so well writes and performed so well!!!

[@figuenew]

This reminds me of _The Engagement - SNL_ skit, done just about a month ago.

[@globdrop]

Everything is not underrated. This is rated just fine

[@faisalhilaby]

@@globdrop 🤣

[@laalaa99stl]

So this is Cookie Monster out of costume.

[@zoeledwards6617]

I was about to comment that lol. Good one

[@monicasmith923]

😂😂😂😂

[@craighanus]

Who said Cookie Monster wears a costume? Dude!

[@ramirezproductions0826]

The second I saw him eat that cookie, I immediately thought of Cookie Monster! 😂😂😂

[@DunmoresMovieMania]

Maybe this is an origin story of Cookie Monster. Just like Gollum was Smeagol until he got the ring and then turned into that gangrel creature - Cookie Monster was a hottie who looked like Mysterio until he ate one too many cookies and turned into that blue monstrosity.

[@nicholasgarrick8855]

Who knew jake would go full tim Robinson in this sketch i sure didn't 😂.

[@rascal_rae]

that's what I was thinking the whole time!!

[@Dayvit78]

This is so true

[@Lolcow43]

Tim Robinson is the greatest comedic actor

[@samcyphers2902]

We're all trying to catch the guy who ate that cookie.

[@Elric54]

Even his shirt situation was complicated!

[@fzzypurpleturtle]

Jake shoving his fingers down Andrew’s throat is so funny 😂 I forgot it wasn’t real

[@sweetmother2406]

You could see Andrew almost crack at that point 😂

[@SoFloCo-ne4rk]

I forgot it wasn't real too. I was like "Dang! A real person is really shoving his fingers down another real person's throat!". I had already begun calling the police when it occurred to me that if I phoned it in, I could be called as a witness at the trial and that could disrupt my social agenda. So I told the police I didn't see anything and I was just calling to make sure everything was ok down at the station. I call that a crisis narrowly averted. The acting was just so believable, you know?

[@zoyadulzura7490]

My favorite part!

[@dielaughing73]

Not a great idea if you've just eaten peanut butter cookies and they're allergic

[@modiabcomedy]

You can tell Tim Robinson has been a big influence on Andrew Dismukes

[@redadamearth]

I was just about to say, this is literally a Tim Robinson sketch, 100%. Tim would have played the father.

[@SuperSmash-uz4de]

Thought the same thing

[@khoward9512]

@@redadamearth I could easily see Tim playing the son in law. Those are usually the craziest sketches where he plays the straight guy

[@GaryMillyz]

Don't insult TR. Nothing against dude from SNL, but T-T-T-Timmy is a national treasure.

[@williamkrause5585]

@@GaryMillyzif you have nothing against him, it’s not an insult.

[@naid5533]

AW MY NECK? IN MY NECK YOU DO IT? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@craigwestbrook8932]

How is this funny??? Seriously? If you WANT funny, then watch ANY SNL skit from season 15 going back. The skits now are just garbage!!!

[@Athanasia-0]

​@craigwestbrook8932 no, the old ones are garbage too, you just remember the dozen or so good ones.

[@craigwestbrook8932]

@@Athanasia-0 probably 🤷‍♂️

[@killinh]

@@craigwestbrook8932 okay boomer

[@tooclosetokyle]

@@craigwestbrook8932You people are exhausting.

[@ncavlleguy]

Well that’s the way the cookie crumbled.

[@Stan_sprinkle]

Stop

[@dietotaku]

...so did you bring cookies?

[@dickweedstarchild]

😂😂😂 Perfect!

[@Tao_Tology]

​@@Stan_sprinkle -Stop- Staahhp

[@PraisingWithFriends]

It needed to be said.

[@aldersmoke1]

The writing has really shined this last season. I'm 48 but the absurdity of Gen Z comedy must be right up my alley.

[@CurrehMoFo]

All the writers are most likely Millennials, just saying.

[@zoyadulzura7490]

I agree with you on this past season having some great writing.

[@internziko]

This sketch feels like it was written by my 8yo nephew and i love it.

[@danismithmn]

Jake's reminding me of Robert DeNiro in Meet the Parents.

[@tejaswoman]

No wonder I hated this sketch. That was such a god-awful movie.

[@Liam123-r8o]

​@@tejaswomannoooo.😥 it is great!

[@spiritualchic]

More of Andrew in these crazy situations with strangers please LOL

[@simongrant1015]

PSA: Never administrate an epipen to the neck. Outer thigh please. That needle ain’t no joke

[@sixtynine2856]

A little too late for that. My friend's dead now from internal hemorrhaging.

[@lb5368]

+ for epipen carriers; outer thigh only. NO NECK!!

[@ScottKnitter]

"In my NECK you do it??"

[@MechaMonkeyz]

he sounds like gilbert gottfried at 2:45 when he says "bitch i always got crumbs on me."

[@drphot6050]

He did

[@CaptnNuco]

Now we gotta pitch Jake for the biography "Gottfried"

[@canaisyoung3601]

Fun fact: Gilbert Gottfried actually was a cast member on SNL. It was during the early 1980s, when Jean Doumanian was showrunner and pretty much ruined the show. What's even more shocking is that Gilbert Gottfried back then didn't have the loud, obnoxious voice he was known for. He sounded shy and quiet.

[@drphot6050]

@@CaptnNuco I’ll sign that petition!

[@EpicLebaneseNerd]

that ''B@tch i always got crumbs on me'' killed me dead from laughter.

[@tonyblake7569]

Honestly this scene could have been like 17 minutes longer with the dad keeping bringing up the cookie and it wouldn't get old.

[@QueenKunta]

3:32 - 3:52 had me in literal tears! Fantastic physical comedy!

[@deadbod9306]

This one looks like a sketch that would have been on “I think you should leave “

[@Mayorofpeepsville]

Andrew really is a dark horse in SNL with fun sketches like this and the self confidence skecth

[@EmpyreanLightASMR]

He reminds me of Chris Parnell. He's so good, but never steals the spotlight.

[@cooliostarstache5474]

Dad did stick his hand down the guy's throat, so he actually should be having an allergic reaction

[@bbarnhouse9022]

He isn't really allergic to peanuts. That is just something they are taught to say in school so they can be special too.

[@DesiderataSanctuary]

I thought A.I. bots were supposed to be smart. ​@bbarnhouse9022

[@zoyadulzura7490]

Maybe it's not a bad enough allergy for that to happen. There are many different degrees of severity of food allergies. There are people who are even technically allergic but still get the approval from their doctors to keep eating the allergen in small amounts. There is still always the risk of anaphylactic shock, though, so even people who can still eat the food should still carry an epi pen.

[@swearimnotarobot3746]

@@bbarnhouse9022lmao. Do you really have so few friends to the point that the only way you can get people to talk to you is by using rage bait? Try going outside. Stop doing things like this and maybe people will want to be your friend

[@Buckboy2024]

Jake being threatening kinda makes him even hotter.

[@soundpilatesandyoga8531]

Wait until you watch Roadhouse.

[@naaeol]

@@soundpilatesandyoga8531 or Prisoners maybe

[@farakhhanif]

Go watch Night Crawler and tell me he isn't creepy as fuck in that...

[@Hahahahaaahaahaa]

Wait till you see him in [any movie with Jake Gyllenhaal].

[@joeblow5505]

@@farakhhanif Yeah he got that look by skipping several nights of sleep. But thats just a part, its pretend. But what is not pretend is his predatory behaviour in the damning (for Jake that is) expose and victimsaccount of Domenica Feraud - The Moviestar and Me

[@YNGKING01]

"Bitch I always got crumbs on me, that suspecious at all" and "in my neck?!? In my neck u do it?!?"were definitely standout lol moments

[@Paulieboy313]

I think these couples sketches in the beginning are Andrew’s sweet spot

[@SB335i]

This is a stupid skit but Jake absolutely kills this performance 😂😂😂😂😂

[@seanjenkins5505]

3:33 jake channeling maximum Tim Robinson

[@RobeLifeMusic]

Heidi Gardner is amazing 😍

[@iVenge]

I love her.

[@jimlahey3919]

Who is that? I hope you aren’t referring to the chubber. The lady in white pants is kinda cute. The other one, not so much

[@Kayelle315]

@@jimlahey3919 Love 💗Chloe Troast 💓, but, OK, Mr. Lahey!

[@zoyadulzura7490]

@@Kayelle315 Chloe deserves the love!

[@Kayelle315]

@@zoyadulzura7490 And I will supply her, if needed 💜

[@BesekerRage]

Gah Darn, this skit was funny AF!!!! Jake was hilarious and crazy. Underrated actor!

[@Mitchthemysteryman]

The sketch seems like it was written by Tim Robinson. I know it wasn't, but comes off like an ITYSL sketch.

[@kodyryanmakesmusic]

Definitely and jilly deserved it

[@G-mp3vw]

A poor man's version of a Tim Robinson sketch.

[@Mitchthemysteryman]

@@G-mp3vw I'll still take it! I love it.

[@ZL8R]

jakes face when the boyfriend said he ate the cookie😂😂😂😂 masterclass

[@TheChocolateSailor]

Jake with those cookies: “It’s free real estate.”

[@yoyolian]

Funny how hilarious yet relatable this sketch is lol 😆 😂 🤣

[@Mrjits]

Why did she make peanut butter cookies when the bf was allergic? lol

[@anhnhvn]

It was meant for the dad, not the guest.

[@johnfarmakis8518]

I love these premises when they make a big deal out of a common scenario.

[@IronWolf277]

"Don't bitch out on me" LMAO

[@poppybell8217]

“Can I talk to you in the kitchen?” You ARE in the kitchen 😂

[@Andre-kg6fu]

Jake was magnificent - didn't look even once at a cue card.

[@anitralarae_mahjacat]

Right??

[@Andre-kg6fu]

@@anitralarae_mahjacat I don't know. You saying he LOOKED once at the cue card?

[@calvinsaxon5822]

Fun fact: There have been more SNL skits about parents meeting child's boyfriend/girlfriend than actual instances in real life of parents meeting child's boyfriend/girlfriend.

[@magicjack]

Jake Gyllenhaal is a natural comedy actor, his SNL appearances are great!

[@iosoul]

Ok THIS is actually funny AF! Original and HILARIOUS!!!

[@marytermini1381]

The Epi pen at the end! LOL!!!!

[@theronaldophotography4971]

Andrew Dismukes was shining in this sketch!

[@maushardt13]

The dad is actually played by Donnie Darko 😂

[@ScullyDana]

LMFAO 😂

[@cyber_swamp]

Jake wrote this on his final day of strict training for Road House 😂😂😂

[@shalyna2718]

Jake Gyllenhaal and Adam Driver are my favourite actors who come to SNL and act their roles effortlessly❤👏

[@jg2722]

Dad loves his cookies more than his daughter

[@terminallyelleofficial]

So relatable. All husbands are scared of their wives 😂😂😂

[@shalahagoopta694]

The ring box should have had a cookie in it. 😂😂😂😂

[@shivamjaiswal439]

I like that it still had a sweet ending.

[@MockManor]

🥁🥁🥁

[@deveshbhambhani8896]

I love how Andrew is the one getting stuck in these weird and awkward situations with the SNL hosts.

[@tylerhackner9731]

Cookie Monster would love this

[@ScullyDana]

😂😂😂

[@deveshbhambhani8896]

I love how Andrew is the one getting stuck in these awkward situations with the SNL hosts.

[@lw3269]

That took a dark turn and I'm here for it.

[@savannahm.laurentian1286]

Jake G. just slays, he's all-in and hilarious.

[@BigRobsOddPod]

This is by far one of the best sketches SNL has ever produced

[@luiz5802]

2:22 Daddy loves cookies and secrets. I Love it!

[@tr0nd15c]

This sketch f*cking killed. Jake Gyllenhaal went full bore, over the top, took his role serious & never broke. Dude is pro.

[@danp1471]

Holy crap, I did not see that coming lmao 😂. One of the better clips I have seen coming from current day SNL.

[@ToaPohatuNuva]

Tim Robinson's legacy at SNL lives on

[@krodmiller]

"don't bitch out on me" 😂😂😂

[@GeorgeGiann]

Jake Gyllenhaal on SNL is always something else 😂😂😂😂

[@adambelt4625]

"I couldnt marry anyone with a peanut allergy." Mr. Peanut

[@kendrah8365]

The way Jake says “tha cookie” 🍪😂

[@andreascollet9644]

Mark of a great episode: an Andrew Dismukes sketch with 4 people sitting in a house

[@Sully44JJ]

"Don't bitch out on me!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@calandraco2888]

I rearrange the cookies so it does not look like one is missing 🤫

[@NoContentDude]

I feel like one of the writers is really dealing with the concept of marriage/engagements. The Ryan Gosling sketch a couple weeks ago with all the whispering was awesome, too. I hope they keep dealing with their personal dilemma in this fashion. I dig it.

[@davidconnell1959]

Always happy when Andrew gets a chance to shine

[@just-tess]

so glad he called out the epipen in the neck - bold move proposing without meeting the parents first though!

[@lemurmaniastudios]

The best part is that if Andrew really has a peanut allergy, then the dad jamming his fingers down his throat will probably trigger it, considering he still has residue on his hands.

[@gengarpuss1810]

jake gyllenhaal: im getting kinda hungry SNL: we got the perfect sketch for u

[@Tone2K]

It's so good when a guest doesn't have to read off the cards constantly and can really commit to the acting and the role.

[@bailzzzzzz]

Dismukes is quickly becoming a favourite for me - he took a little while to find it, but it's nice to get cast members with a specific comic voice and style rather than just jack of all trades and impressions - The Jumanji skit and this are great, and im sure he was involved in the writing.

[@steveconn]

He's a damn cookie monster!

[@MultiLeonard1000]

This feels like it belongs in an episode of I think you should leave. I love it!

[@jenwarshawsky189]

Jake sticking his fingers down Andrew's throat was the funniest!

[@Real95neta]

Dude really loves those Cookies! , I died when he said " Bring up the cookie one more time and I'll kill you" 😂😆🤣

[@SoloBallisticGamer]

Had his back on that cookie

[@ajlynch5235]

you have to appreciate Jake's drive to bring this character alive ha ha

[@hannahinman4271]

This was like an “I think you should leave skit”

[@therealCamoron]

This feels like a scene from a mid 2000s Ben Stiller movie.

[@dorathea4470]

Jake's acting feels so natural. he's really good

[@alyssajean2327]

This skit was so good, jake is a phenomenal actor❤

[@Heartofitall9691]

Wife and mom of two great guys who are deathly allergic to peanuts-can TOTALLY relate!! Great little skit!!

[@RaymondHng]

That was intense acting. Reminds me of _Brokeback Mountain_ .

[@Schpoo]

This is an I Think You Should Leave sketch.

[@GoTron88]

Man, Jake went all in for SNL.

[@carolinavalencia6707]

this feels like an i think you should leave sketch omg

[@namuun7629]

Andrew's so good at making me feel single and want for a husband in his relationship sketches haha

[@maxivanovic2798]

I was so happy at first, once I saw that finally there is someone else who eats cookies with such a passion, same as I. Then I realized, oh this is a comedy video.....

[@randypiper7485]

Lmfao so awesome!. You the man Jake!.

[@Oliviamed891]

If he could deal with all that family BS about cookies and still propose that is true love right there lol

[@randyhamm3862]

This is one of the funniest things SNL has done in a long time well outside of that Beavis and Butthead thing:-)

[@JacobStevens-j5h]

He really proved himself to the father respect

[@TheNerdArmory]

"I think you should leave" vibes.

[@maewest4192]

I want a cookie now🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@annieginger918]

Same here, lol 😂