Try Not to Laugh - Impossible!!

[@DosGamerMan]

Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist asked me if I'd rather be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle. Yes, it was an ether/oar situation.

[@shanthanreddy3617]

That's good..

[@JacobBrooks3768]

That's awesome. 😁

[@Flashblackyc4]

@@a069r.shashanksubramani2 Ether = Gas Oar = Paddle

[@asher4219]

haha good one mate 😂

[@a069r.shashanksubramani2]

@@Flashblackyc4 ohhhhh ok 😂😂😂 i get it now😂😂

[@noirjacques3274]

I loved seeing Mitch’s attempt at trying to hold back laughter at the ‘watch for children’ gag. 😂

[@sharathramachandran]

I didn’t get it

[@noirjacques3274]

Instead if it meaning ‘look out for, or beware’ of children that are around, it means a swap; I’ll give my watch if the other person gives me the (or their) child.

[@Xoned1]

One of my favorite: A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thinks, “Some asshole has my pen.”

[@richa.s9912]

LOL 😂🕳️

[@MDomi]

@@richa.s9912 j

[@akramm.8543]

Jimmy Carr

[@ramchandrajoshi9512]

Top!!!

[@sasprov]

Love seeing you all laugh. Your faces lit me up. All of you, your chemistry, bonding, silliness, everything is so beautiful about you bunch. Love you all. Thanks for doing this.

[@MarkGerics]

These folks are just too fun. I'd love a chance to hang with them for a beer or five. Keep us laughing!

[@Gazman011969]

Eloise's delayed reaction to the watch swap joke was sublime.

[@grishemall]

"Watch for children" has to be the best one I've ever heard, that's genius! 👍 And the execution, with pointing at your own watch, a cherry on cake 😁

[@mikaelungstruppetersen2539]

Please help me ... I simply cannot hear what he says for the punchline (perhaps it also has something to do with the fact that english is not my first language)? :)

[@grishemall]

@@mikaelungstruppetersen2539 He says "So I made a trade", suggesting he traded watch for children 😁

[@DennisMeetsWorld]

That’s a Demitri Martin joke from like 10 yrs ago....

[@Tarudizer]

@@mikaelungstruppetersen2539 Its not just you, he doesnt talk very clearly

[@theblackdouglas4772]

Old Demetri Martin joke, "I was driving down the street the other day, saw a sign that said Watch for children, I thought, that sounds like a fair trade."

[@MrPaw45]

Weeze's delayed reaction to the watch for children joke brilliant.

[@wierdalien1]

Leigh's reaction to it was even funnier.

[@AP-PHOTOS]

I’m so glad I found you guys! These videos are amazing! Haven’t laughed that much in quite some time 😂 keep it up! Can’t wait for future content! Wish you all the best!

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

That’s the best news! Thank you so much!

[@johnnyv.5142]

First the Dad Jokes and now your hilarious channel......I'm set for laughter whenever I need it. Keep 'em coming!

[@ryanklotz309]

"The cucumber". There is no way that it takes 25 years for a joke to travel from the U.S. to Australia. 😲 😂

[@nimz8521]

It takes me 10 minutes to walk to the bar but 2 hours to walk home. The difference is staggering.

[@PapaG_]

Brilliant!!

[@67icebowl]

Lots of funny jokes, as an added bonus, Febe is lovely.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

That is true!

[@JasonInMelbourne]

"is it in?" It just hurts my self esteem🤣

[@ahsankhan-rb1jf]

Eloise reaction was everything😂😂😂

[@Ticklestein]

5:25 - To see Michael do a joke that Weeze told Jana word for word, and her not calling it out, is hilarious to me.

[@paulsashaw7877]

I can listen to you guys allllll day! Hilarious! Such a great bunch you are!

[@JefferyBarnes]

I told my daughter that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning. She asked me: “How did you know it was on its way to work?”

So your *daughter* made a *dad* joke… weird world we live in. ;-)

[@richa.s9912]

LOL 😂😂 🦌

[@gneric85]

When my little brother was about 5 years old, he told me his feet kind of hurt. I told him it was because his shoes were on the wrong feet. He looked at his shoes for about 6 seconds and said "but these are the only feet I have..."

[@torspedia]

The delayed reaction when she finally got the watch for children joke. 😆

[@lukedavis6105]

Had to replay 3 times for the Tumbledore joke. Only for it to be explained seconds later

[@garrettsalter91]

Lol same

[@abelincoln196]

I'm blind, and have been reading a horror novel written in braille. Something scary is about to happen, I can feel it....

[@thomaselers7416]

"watch for children" was the best by far. 😂

[@sbspassion]

what was the punchline? I can't understand it for the life of me

[@thomaselers7416]

@@sbspassion "I was driving blabla .... and saw the sign "watch for children" ..... I made the trade". (In other words, he exchanged his watch for some children, lol)

[@sbspassion]

@@thomaselers7416 Oooh haha that's a pretty good one indeed. Thanks mate, that aussie slang can be difficult sometimes

[@thomaselers7416]

@@sbspassion I agree. I'm from Denmark, and I don't always get it either.

[@chiragmahajan6534]

@@thomaselers7416 thanks man

[@dizachster3]

These are your best videos lads. Keep em coming!!

[@davidbond3694]

Did u guys hear about the deaf gynaecologist, he is an excellent lip reader

[@Aman-sw9lw]

😂

[@Dr.Frankensteen]

My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl the other day. I told her "I didn't know he could"

[@bounceboy842]

Great content. It's fun seeing everyone have a good time. I have one: What do you call an outnumbered Mexican? Two against Juan. 😁

[@JacobBrooks3768]

🤣🤣🤣

[@paulmichaelfreedman8334]

What does a mexican fire fighter call his twin sons? Hose A and Hose B.

[@noirjacques3274]

😂… I hope, for those who don’t like that gag, you don’t get burrito’d, er, I mean BERATED! 🙊

[@johnbibby7836]

absolutely love these guys I have never laughed so hard. thanks for brighting my day

[@iGF3R]

The giggle & smirk the girl gives the guy sitting next to her after the Cucumber joke 👀👀

[@santisvander]

Skin walking on thin ice with that comment on the chapstick joke hahaha

[@binarytech8457]

"Watch for children" was brilliant :D

[@mitchelnorton2692]

There are 27 bones in your hand, 28 when you're lonely.

[@luciustitius]

This one is for all my Germans friends in this comment section: Ein kleiner Junge steht im Spielwarenladen vor den Stoffpuppen. Er ist völlig begeistert von mehreren großen Pumucklpuppen, die ganz oben im Regal stehen: - „Ohhhh, Pumuckls! Sind die aber toll…!“ Eine Verkäuferin bemerkt das, stellt sich leise hinter ihn und flüstert ihm ins Ohr: - „Na, Kleiner, die sind super oder - soll ich Dir einen runterholen?“ -„Auja!!! …aber nur wenn Du mir dann einen der Pumuckls schenkst…“

[@Vaisakhp234]

Congrats Mitch & Weeze 👏👏

[@RealTalk1987]

Best channel for humour!

[@excavate08]

Crossed eyes girl seeing people in the side was the best one.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Pleased you rated that!

[@nate1410]

Eloise getting the "watch for children" joke reminds me of the DMV scene in zootopia 😂

[@adityakhalatkar4200]

I was wondering if I can watch Mitch goofing around all day 😂

[@thomaspine162]

6:40 watch for children......brilliant

[@brianbarlow3495]

what was better than the " Watch for Trade" joke was Eloise delayed reaction . Brilliant

[@chandramoulims8518]

Please explain the joke

[@ploteus007]

@@chandramoulims8518 in English watch can mean "look out for" or "device that tells time". In this case whilst the beginning of the joke hints to the first the punchline uses the latter. So in "reality", he traded his watch for a kid. Cheers

[@eldonhoward7925]

I saw a sign at a gas station that said, "Clean bathrooms". It took me awhile but I finally got them clean.

[@MarkB-uu5we]

Half the time I am laughing at both the delivery and the other guys unable to contain themselves even before the punchline. Great fun these jokes, keep them coming, I can't believe how many I have not heard before (that doctor told me I had to stop masturbating joke still has me in stitches as the punchline was not expected). A couple are getting circulated now amongst my group of .... well a couple of decade older lads who are still lads!

[@galdramann2478]

What do you call a clumsy wizard? - Fumbledore.

[@XiagraBalls]

Stumbledore also works.

[@brownriceprod]

seeing those mustaches took away a small piece of me ill never get back

[@quitchemmy]

Damn, the Mufasa joke hits in waves

[@simranyadav5426]

I have never been more proud of discovering a new channel. Y'all f kill guys. I watch you on repeat, even tho I have the punches memorized at this point. You're the best in the DJ bizz.

[@alecdrummond6847]

I got kicked out of the hospital the other day… for telling a COVID 19 patient to stay positive

[@bradross348]

I was addicted to hockey pokey - Then I turned myself around!

[@ahmadrazavi9035]

I had a Kid's meal at McDonalds today, his mom got really angry

[@AJBAdventures]

Love these! Keep em coming!

[@matthewbrandrick2590]

The point to the watch is genius

[@millsyisms]

Four words that ruin a man's ego "are you in yet?". Four words that ruin a woman's ego "I am not sure".

[@TopMaphis]

"Cinderella is a pain in the ass movie. The prince always gets the girl in the end."

[@GaryHunt-pm6ft]

I think I'm going back to my old job.... What's that? Circumcising elephants... The pay wasn't much, but the tips were big!

[@tonycurling9884]

I am an emergency responder and have avoided C-19 until this week. I am staying in our guest room to protect my Wife, Foster Daughter and my Son. I stumbled across your site 2 days ago and my Wife asked me yesterday if I was taking the piss because all She could hear was me laughing. I have not taken a sickie in 10 years. I told Her about your site and now I can hear Her laughing out loud downstairs. Thank you all for being who you are and bringing laughter to us. We had never considered Aus as a holiday destination because of the distance ( we are in Cork Ireland ) but are considering going out next year for 2 weeks. Does everybody rip the piss out of everyone or is it just in some places? Where would you suggest we should visit for 2 weeks? Thanks for making me laugh Tony🤣🤣🤣

[@earendilthebright5402]

Taking the piss is what we do mate

[@arm7987]

Sounds like my old cross eyed teacher. She couldn't control her pupils.

[@Jim_86]

A man walked past his female colleague at work and said Oh, your hair smells good today, freshly washed. The woman was furious and went straight to the boss at his office and said she had been sexually harassed at work. What has happened? Answered the boss. Charles said that my hair smells nice and freshly washed. What is wrong with that? said the boss. What's wrong with that!! Charles is a dwarf.

[@adamjones-ps]

🤣🤣🤣

[@peace2u947]

That's the kind of effort I'm looking for in a joke.. great punch line and build up, legend!

[@abigailjosephine3366]

What does a puppy and a gynecologist have in common? Wet noses

[@divarachelenvy]

always amusing, cheers.

[@paulmichaelfreedman8334]

Here's an end of the year sausage joke: I wish you an offal christmas, and the wurst new year!

[@valmurray2909]

What's the first thing that comes to an insects mind when it hits the windscreen of your car.............his arse 😁

[@Blocked_users]

Big laughs from the u.s.! How is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a good hand you don’t need a partner 😂

[@ryanflynn4311]

This is a good one!

[@wilsonbartlett56]

Leigh was a teacher at our school for a bit and took our group on grade 10 camp back in 2017 safe to say it was one of the greatest memories I had in highschool 😁

[@jnymt7977]

He was in it for the watches

[@gerbenbezuidenhout5461]

Whats worse than tennis elbow..... tennis balls Love the show guys, great humor. Love from RSA!!!

[@oa3114]

Absolutely bonkers

[@oConshien]

Love the long form

[@noirjacques3274]

That rivet gag belongs in the Ship-house! 🙊🙊🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣

[@XiagraBalls]

Stewart Francis joke. Canadian comedian.

[@cptjfk]

It's actually not about the jokes. It's YOUR smirks and loughs and... I can't! Breathe, brother, breathe!

[@ryanflynn4311]

Love it! Just an idea: try not to laugh with jokes from your comment section! Love your content always!

[@nathanielkhoom6043]

I watched a documentary on cochineal last night. It was fantastic, next time I'm going to try LSD!

[@dww34]

An Aussie joke for you. What do you use a wombat for? To play Wom.

[@shyamganesh4915]

******Dad joke***** Actually saw this one,....Man knocked on my door asked for donation for local swimming for the community children park and I gave him a glass of water

[@matthewclark8985]

My grief counsellor died recently. But luckily for me, he was so good I didn’t give a shit.

[@darK_Desi]

Never knew Micheal Vaughan participated in Dad Jokes.

[@shreyasj6437]

😆😆

[@joannesharp9629]

You are just hilarious Love watching you trying not to laugh my hubby is stealing these jokes to ask our daughter in England who just rolls her eyes

[@Shinrazat]

If a sarcastic criminal walks down the stairs, does that make him a condescending con descending?

[@mattiasrehle4479]

Think we may have to add Leigh to a Watch List.

[@markevans2413]

Love from the UK guys and girls amazing stuff so funny

[@hansherbert9359]

What's yellow and can't swim? - a digger What has one arm and can't swim? - a digger

[@jimminycricket3384]

Here's one: Why did the snakes agree to the ceasefire? Because they had no arms.

[@Collie7]

Honey have you seen the dog bowl? Oh I didn’t know he played cricket!!!

[@maconwills4009]

Deep voiced Aaron Rogers is hilarious

[@natbarron]

You gotta get Butterfield and his missus on!

[@kenwilliams1721]

I took my step ladder to meet it's real ladder :)

[@TeeJ_FPS]

BEFORE I DIE, I WANT A WE GOT THE CHOCOLATES AND YEAHMADTV TO TEAM UP FOR A VIDEO. There I said it. 😂😂

[@99cya]

so hard without subtitles 🙂

[@buddha8820]

This should be in Olympics

[@futuristiczombie]

Febe ❤️

[@johnd5931]

They rip on him for repeating a joke, then they use Eloise 's thesaurus joke from when she was with Jana.

[@XiagraBalls]

You mean the one Eloise just Googled.

[@VeryUsMumblings]

no, I have world's worst thesaurus: It tastes like synonym!

[@Krish-jm6ve]

Febe has very infectious laugh

[@829001333]

That's funny!:)

[@srinivasanayyan1987]

I want a wife who looks at me and says, "Oh Mitchell, thats baaad!!!"

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha well your name isn't Mitchell so that could be quite odd 😂

[@srinivasanayyan1987]

Now that's baaaaaaad!!!!!!🤣🤣

[@sarvanthulasi8581]

I like dad joke's 😆

[@adamjutras7024]

Judas takes Jesus to go see a band. The band: Nine Inch Nails

[@pablojones5613]

Q. Why did the vomit get sentimental out the front of the pub? A. Thats where it was brought up

[@Vaisakhp234]

Watch for children, It's a good trade 🤣🤣🤣

[@GusExplores]

The reason my cross eyed girlfriend broke up with me was we could not see eye to eye on anything

[@ralphrex9118]

What do you call a blind stag - no idea. What do you call as blind stag with no legs - sill no idea.

[@RonaldBlevins-cp1ni]

He,s usually watching the kids

[@tusmester]

I would be really good at this, as I would not understand most of the jokes without subtitles. :P