What's Your Favourite Joke? Compilation!

This is the shortlist we have put together for our top jokes! If you are able to spare a second to vote for your favourites from this list then click the form below. We are trying to narrow it down to a top 10 and whilst we have already voted individually... it is definitely your votes that count the most.
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[@Totto87]

Masturbating joke will forever be the funniest joke and reaction of everyone! Also Michaels inability to not laugh is hilarious as always. That Ken joke is classic!

[@BrakZak]

Gotta love Mickus for his inability to keep his cool, he seems like a genuinely nice guy!

[@mdmcaus]

Michael is my spirit animal. His laugh is the best. I always laugh when I read a joke, too. His telling of the IT Teacher joke is the best.

[@wajullashariff9162]

I've watched the Rock joke couple of times in the past, but the way Michael cracks up, it always gets me😂😂😂😂

[@darrellmann7468]

I think Mitchell's joke about going to doctors is priceless 😂

[@JoeKaye959]

I'm a Brazilian listening to a bunch of Australians with funny accents telling stupid jokes and crying of laughter. You guys are good 🤣🤣

[@davidcleary9510]

Hey, we don't have accents. Everyone else on the other hand...

[@JoeKaye959]

@@davidcleary9510 true that, my mistake 😂

[@kylemiller2920]

Febe's making sandcastles with her grandpa is one of my favorite jokes, such excellent dark humor.

[@DanicaNíDonnchadha]

That's the first video I saw from this channel. I subbed right away. THAT is still one of my top 5 favorites I've seen. ❤️🤍💙

[@TheBlackSeraph]

@@DanicaNíDonnchadha shame that wasnt on the lit

[@Galezinowski]

She should be Phoebe

[@benholt06]

Does Febe have an IG?

[@xzenor]

Same. Missed that one in this compilation

[@dylanrw13]

The pregnant Barbie doll joke gets me everytime. 😂

[@David-rs6gm]

It came up on my phone late at night after I had a few drinks. I usually don't laugh as easily when I'm by myself, but I literally collapsed to the ground gasping for air. No 1 for sure. I still cackle everytime I see it 🤣

[@myapple2933]

5:26

[@petrosbnd2481]

Guinness Book Pdf Barbie I can't stop laughing

[@dipakvasava3988]

Same😂

[@EdwinTStanley]

Mate, you've got to hand it to blind prostitutes.

[@absolutjackal]

I absolutely love Jana’s reaction to the last joke. Actually, just all of hers. Bring back more of Jana and her Dad!

[@VilleHalonen]

That's gif reaction material, truly.

[@Bedecampbell]

Jana is always so composed, love it when she loses it.

[@mattbanks7560]

I would have voted for the elephant sequence for sure.

[@fozyk1099]

Yeah.. hopefully still got the baby...

[@Hoecatz]

Whenever she laugh's to a morally corrupt joke it gets me.

[@Abhijitkashyep1990]

You need to make one compilation of Michael laughing. I literally crack everytime he laughs 😅

[@dipitickner1927]

Absolutely,I just cannot handle my laughter,60 year old woman here!

[@flozenen6468]

His laugh is contagious 😂

[@dvavtar78]

Michael's jokes are the best. PDF file wins! 😂😂😂

[@BigGordon112]

There has to be at least one joke featuring Michael. He absolutely cracks me up

[@spolce]

I only watch your Dad Jokes to see Michael fall apart at his own jokes. It's honestly the funniest thing on KZbin.

[@mr.bouncealot9047]

Mick is 90% delivery... freaking love you man 🤣

[@CamInAHat]

If Jana's "Most people are quite shocked to find out I'm not a trained electrician" was a choice, I'd have put it right at #1.

[@promitra9356]

The ironic moustaches just slay me and Eloise's reactions are priceless. :D

[@DavidDeelLoco]

Eloise's reactions, I mean all of her reactions, to the watch for kids joke is priceless.

[@pallzoltan]

What's the punchline? I don't understand it. LE: "So i made the trade" .))

[@graywarden8340]

@@pallzoltan He exchanged his watch for children 💀

[@ImOzoneJ]

Doing the "try not to laugh" while watching these clips in a quiet work office setting was probably not my best idea of the day.

[@FunkyMiller]

The only rule is Mikkus has to at least be the background at all times - better than any canned laughter around 🤣

[@Vintage_geek]

Mick's awareness of how bad he is at this game is so endearing... :D

[@e-money5851]

Michael’s deliveries of AI teacher and Ken doll has me on the floor every time! 😂😂😂

[@rubentullenaar2934]

Greetings from the Netherlands, love your show. You guys are hilarious, Mikkus is the bomb 😂when he starts a joke I'm already laughing.

[@user-xg4td3gg7e]

I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.

[@amaccama3267]

Jana is a goddess at these competitions

[@surajbalajr.4016]

That flustered "Why are you laughing?!" At 6:31, and Sam's smug face at 7:40. Absolute masterclass 😂

[@marktubeie07]

Gotta vote for 'Barbie Doll' - then again it may be Michael's delivery that gets me every time, he is HILARIOUS !

[@Infra303]

Brilliant collection of my favorite jokes so far! Just Love it! Voted "Ken came in a diffrent box." Just cracks me up every time! Lovely 🤣❤ Keep it up guys! ❤

[@TheFubarius]

Honestly anything with Michael his laugh is hilarious and he gets himself so much

[@simonkirk3067]

The Rock joke had me rolling around laughing for about 10 mins, and then again an hour later whilst telling my father. Absolute class

[@cranehook4715]

The joke itself wasn't a bigger laugher but Leigh being surprised when the stationery store moved and Daisy (maybe Charlie) asked "Why?" made the whole bit a classic.

[@alexfischer4890]

Do you guys realise that you are making people from literally all over the world lough? Thank you so much! ❤ My favourites are #38 and every joke told by Jarrod!

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Alex that is wonderful to read thank you!

[@Wineblood]

Leigh going "this can't be good" to joke 17 is my favourite bit.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

😂😂😂 and it wasn’t

[@aidanhatton7163]

I like his reaction to the punch line 😂

[@tommurray8869]

Michael deserves his own show

[@kyledabearsfan]

"half of our audience is American" "they'll laugh" damn straight lol

[@geraldfrost4710]

I live in Florida. I can find no argument that would sway a jury.

[@darrenhutton4323]

The elephants in a mini is easily the best best joke ever told on this channel!... easily!!....

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha we need to post that one more then

[@joep.6759]

Michael's inability not to laugh even though he knew the punchline is classic !

[@Alacrity199]

Love the "watch for children" joke for the blatant yet subtle use of the prop.

[@embazle]

Pretty nutz, and Ken ... in a different box < just kills me. Aside from that, just gold that you made this compilation, easy tears of joy for the win.

[@elarno11]

We need a Michael laughing at his own jokes compilation next 😂

[@ascentek]

The elephant hiding in a tree series that Jana does is now and always will be the greatest joke on the KZbin.

[@xzenor]

I know how it goes but I've not seen it from these guys yet. It must be epic. Do you have bookmarked somewhere?

[@smallbluechicken6818]

"I threw a ball for my dog last week; I know it was a bit over the top but he looked great in his tux" Ahahahahahahahaha...brilliant!! My favourite

[@thejfkexperience7064]

Sometimes you can literally see Weeze's brain working in realtime 😂😂😂

[@erykburgermyer2794]

#41 I couldn't stand being in a wheelchair... 🤣😂

[@Andymancan604]

Hey! Thanks for putting that up! I just wanted to say I really thought it was really awesome! Love the content! Keep em coming 😁 All the best! Here is a little smile for your efforts! I distinctly remember my mother telling me, "I do not have a favourite child." I found this extremely hard to take as a kid, mainly because I was an only child

[@flozenen6468]

Jana and Michael's team up is the one thing I didn't know I need

[@MrDraehl]

#16 - That Barbie one is ridiculously good.

[@baneous18]

Bro come on. Where is Jana's joke of the elephant balls painting as red?? That is one of the best jokes I heard from this channel.

[@mhalaeddine]

The librarian joke gets me every time. Just too funny 😂

[@sabheehali417]

Mick is my favourite 😂. He laughs on every joke.

[@marco_gallone]

I would love the natural reaction to these jokes, it’s infectious. All of the jokes are hilarious but it dies quickly if the challenger does a good job of not laughing. For me, the ones when there’s an eruption of laughter get me, even the bad ones

[@sillyentz]

So hard. I love the pdf file one especially when Michael says "I'm sorry I made myself so sad before I started this"

[@digital0785]

The I'm trying to examine you gets me every.. single.. time

[@reggie7107]

Mickus always makes me laugh, every single time hah

[@leunga]

Having Mick on your team 😂 is like committing team suicide. He laughs before, during and after his own jokes. Love this channel so glad I found it - much needed laughs every time you guys release a clip.

[@beara1139]

idk why but i went hysterical when someone said the fish joke in one episode: what did the fish say when it swam into a wall? DAMn 😂

[@Pletharoe]

Yup, the pregnant Barbie doll is amazing. Even having watched it like, 10 times its so dam good!!

[@lachazaroony]

I told my wife to throw a dart at the map and wherever it lands id take her on a vacation there. We spent two weeks behind the fridge.

[@Hossdelux]

Febe's reaction to the Guiness world record joke is me every time

[@robmacpherson1876]

Definition of a thumbtack. A smartie with a hardon

[@CaptainSpock1701]

9:13 - Eloise took forever on that one! That makes the joke so much funnier!

[@UCZ15]

PDF file stands out from the rest. Michael's delivery is the icing.

[@Sub_D47]

Love your stuff man. Gets me everytime.😂😂😂 The Top 10 sounds amazing but difficult to narrow down I guess..sooooo many to choose from. Great work, keep it up.👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@seanmarkbirkett6]

I have watched this over and over and it never gets boring .These guys and ladies are incredibly funny .Please continue making more videos .Thank you for always putting a smile on my face

[@KharabPlayer95]

Eloise's reaction on Watch for children is the best :D

[@nigelwalker9361]

Michael not being able hold his laughter when telling jokes cracks me up every time😂

[@sine-nomine]

a Jewish girl once asked for my number. I told her that in my country, we use names.

[@goodtim3s394]

That nuts and bolts one is gold :D ALso i shouldn't laugh hard at that vegetable one but I can't help myself xDDD

[@wendygrimm2920]

Mike's laugh never fails to make my day!!!😅

[@dougswamprat5275]

Most of these are gems. Hadn't seen a couple. Eloise's delayed reaction at 9:20 is up there for funniest though.

[@joshchacko7729]

I watched right after smoking up... best decision of the evening. 👌🏼

[@mattdickie4696]

The delayed reaction to Watch For Children was comedy gold

[@christophertownley6734]

5:34 "why isn't there a pregnant barby doll .....cos ken came in a different box...." Awesome 😎

[@Laxmikanthb1]

a PDF file was very clever

[@germankid866]

I"m in so much trouble. My gf and daughter were sleeping and i kept laughing out loud, waking them up. damn you. damn me. should've known i couldn't keep quiet on a compilation video. Cheers!

[@stevenhansen8047]

My favorite joke. What's the difference between a Lentil and a Chickpea ??? I won't pay 200$ to have a Lentil on my face. 😂

[@shelbs716147]

I think you should do top 10 ridiculous dad jokes and then top 10 raunchy dad jokes. Too many of these have me on the floor. 🤣

[@wsherratt5159]

My grandfather died standing on a doormat. The ride attendant should have explained the concept of the helter skelter……….

[@glorpianglorpian843]

How can the elephants in the mini not even be a contender for the top ten?

[@melchor1434]

The vegetable joke and the I.T teacher that touches his students got me but the guy telling the joke is the best cuz he barely makes it thru his own jokes it’s hilarious 😂

[@yomamasohot6411]

Can you explain the vegetable joke to me?

[@melchor1434]

@@yomamasohot6411 meaning the guy is in a wheel chair or paralyzed they sometimes refer to them as a vegtible since they can’t move it’s kinda dark joke.

[@yomamasohot6411]

@@melchor1434 Ok, now it makes sense. Thanks!

[@danwybrow7226]

Eloise’s face when the watch for kids joke clicks 😂

[@UloPe]

If this had Jana and the giraffes eating cherries in the trees I’d have picked that one. Was the first one I saw on TikTok and still my favorite.

[@kopparsulfat]

I love that guy Leigh..... He is the best. I can´t stop laughing when he is on. 🤩

[@Soulofinermis]

ken and wendys jokes make me laugh everytime :D i cryed . . twice

[@wesleyehowell]

I love, "An Irishman walks out of a bar." Especially Nicky's reaction.

[@mandelaeffect1111]

“These are gold, Jerry. Gold!”

[@acgm046]

Peter Pan's joke is actually the cleverest and funniest I've heard in a long time 😂

[@henryreynolds1878]

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, we would call them bagels

[@stevenwoods7817]

A recording of Mickus' laugh should be handed out to anyone suffering from depression. Guaranteed cure right there.

[@jimmccue577]

Because Ken came in another box... Classic!

[@mistressblush4233]

OMG…..this was so hard to choose, so many good ones!! You definitely have to do a Part 2 compilation. One of my favorites that was not included in this one was the Spice Girls/Jerrycan joke. I think it was funnier because the “young guy” did not know who the Spice Girls were. 🤣

[@VortexofPessimism]

If the vegetable joke doesn't get #1, I riot.

[@kg4wwn]

You can say that was the best joke, but honestly I don't think you have a leg to stand on.

[@bjornopitz6561]

Somebody care to explain this to a non-native? :-)

[@VortexofPessimism]

@Björn Opitz When someone has been severely injured, or is incredibly ill, they can enter what is called a "vegetative state", which means that they are awake but show no signs of actually being aware of their surroundings - they may blink, breathe, sleep, etc., but show no other signs of actually being conscious, and are often confined to bed or a wheelchair. These people, given the name of the state, are sometimes (and maybe a bit derogatorily) called "vegetables". So, what part of a vegetable can't you eat?

[@matthewmaning4859]

You should have said rot instead of riot.

[@onothankyou]

You know who won't riot?

[@justingabriel6527]

Probably one of the most consistently funny podcasts going todsy

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Justin you are a guru

[@BIRDIESAUCE]

"Watch for children" joke. Westerner here. Took me several rewinds to figure out what was said for the punchline. Then I noticed the pointing to the wrist watch. "made the trade" for anyone like me who couldn't fully hear what was said lol.

[@tahoemike5828]

C'mon, the all time best are Jana's Elephant Jokes!!!! HOW did those not make the list???!?

[@RichardSmith-ry8hk]

Just found you laughing my ass off in Florida 🌞😎

[@Cody_the_William]

Joke #22 is the first WGtC post I saw on TikTok. I literally arrived by "accident" and stayed for the laughs.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha thank you Cody! I’m glad I settled on that line 😂

[@natvanrooyen]

Sam and Febe had three of my top five well done guys

[@Angelo-ez4mv]

"I told everyone about the benefits of dried grapes. Its all about raisin awareness." Thats comedy gold.

[@TheDaveypadje]

The barbie one get's me everytime.

[@TheRagingRayn]

4:32 killed me

[@darrellmann7468]

Charlie's laugh is priceless 😊