Dad Jokes- Friday Favorites

[@jf-sn3yy]

I have a dad joke about DiGiorno pizza. But I'm not gonna deliver it.

[@DockTok]

😂😂

[@twistedmister1]

Pizza jokes always fall flat

[@jmarkkil]

No worries, it will always be around.

[@WhodatIzz]

That's a quality joke any way you slice it.

[@darkeyeze]

Just don’t deliver it frozen.

[@sjadarkest]

I had this friend who told the best dad jokes about Chemistry. Not often though, just periodically.

[@tibotibo6]

I also make chemistry jokes but when I tell them there is no reaction.

[@sjadarkest]

@@tibotibo6 And you told them anyway? That's very Noble of you 😁

[@smilinacha]

@@tibotibo6 - ahhhh..😄🫵….ah-haaah!🤣

[@claysonwebster1622]

😅😅😅😅

[@claysonwebster1622]

​@@tibotibo6 😅😅😅😅😅

[@temwananinkana3419]

This is pure gold. The delivery, awkward silence and demeanor is perfect in subtle gentle soothing way.

[@andewfusthe3rd]

The fact that none of them laughed or even chuckled or smiled is amazing deadpan delivery

[@vr6one]

It's edited and has multiple takes. It's designed that way. They have bloopers

[@JustAnotherConspiracyTheorist]

The jokes sucked is why they didn't laugh.

[@someoneyoudontknow7705]

Yeah these ones weren’t funny, u didn’t even slightly smile slightly

[@josephdanielsmith6179]

My dog is very intelligent. He sat on a piece of sandpaper, and said "rough".

[@markiskool]

I asked mine what's on top of a house. He said "roof"

[@robfriedrich2822]

My dog is amazed and says "wow!"

[@richcee18]

You guys are hilarious! Pure genius, clean and really funny. Thanks Logan.

[@maxinemcelroy8902]

Ohhhh my fluff, you can't help but crack up out loud. Laughter is the best medicine! I love these guys because they don't use foul language.

[@JPSimen]

Drug addicts would not agree with you.

[@mikebarnes3327]

Why did the scarecrow win multiple awards? Because he was outstanding in his field…….

[@tenpercentfordabigguy8550]

I think Ive become addicted to these now

[@roberthofmann8403]

I tried one of these dad jokes once. I tried the dog one but all he said was "Woof, woof!" I asked him to translate that into English and he said, "I can't. I'm a dog."

[@FlyCampCaravanNorthWales]

Thanks guys…. Made me laugh on a dull day here in the UK😂

[@marinevetoneroman7232]

Hi ! From Arizona, USA. Now F' yourself... Kidding.... 🙂

[@silentstigma]

This is very relaxing and meditatively good humor

[@whyknot8406]

Watching them die inside at times, just kills me!! 🤣

[@BmanTheChamp]

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

[@averagecodegame]

I saw two chickpeas kill each other last night. I then realized I had just witnessed hummuside.

[@Sanderford]

There's the joke about paper, but... It's tearable.

[@pauljordan4452]

A buddy's wife said cleaning mirrors is a task she sees herself doing.

[@robfriedrich2822]

There is a saying about Doctors, who discriminate iPhone users. It says, these smartphone would keep the doctor away. Someone claimed, everyone would have a computer with the Microsoft operating system. He said, there would be windows in every house.

[@robfriedrich2822]

1:11 I am convinced, the dog feels offended by this.

[@greenhulk7573]

What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.

[@jamesdewane1642]

Be careful when you go through the screen door. You could strain yourself.

[@johnnyv.5142]

I'm a high school math teacher. So, of course I have problems!

[@winkfinkerstien1957]

Tacos alone will not fill the emptiness in your soul. You'll also need beer.

[@sir-richard4172]

They say you can attract more flies with honey than vinegar. But what do I want to do with a bunch of flies?

[@glennsche]

I could never stand the boredom of being a dairy farmer. You'd just feel like your whole life was going pasteurize

[@MrTruckerf]

And occasionally, you're left holding the bag.

[@robfriedrich2822]

Especially when you watch all cows...

[@jeffchambers1383]

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza, little ceasers

[@jessiehughes9432]

🤦🏻‍♂️😆😆

[@JPSimen]

Watch out now... Mexicans got on boots.

[@patriciaecampbell372]

😂😂😂

[@ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST]

00:38 Brother looked down like, "I'll pretend I didn't hear that lame joke!" 😄

[@peterpiper831]

What did the band leader name his twin daughters ? Anna one, Anna two....

[@JustinBieber4evah]

I thought it was A. One Anna Two

[@JustAnotherConspiracyTheorist]

Better than any of the "jokes" on this video.

[@claudiahall5237]

Hahahahahahahaha

[@robfriedrich2822]

Later came Anna three and four

[@rogervondrasek5677]

Did you hear about the dwarf psychic that escaped ? She was a small medium at large.

[@katz0625]

Ok how do you all know one another?? Is it in a video or something somewhere?? I absolutely LOVE you guys!!! The dad jokes are so funny to me and you guys just deliver them so well!! All of you too!! You guys have definitely helped me in some dark days! I appreciate you guys!

[@warriormanmaxx8991]

@KATZ0625 - how the two guys know one another is not your concern, or curiosity. Enjoy the jokes, forget the structural questions !!

[@toddgeer1964]

After watching one of your compilations, I have to visit the optometrist because my eyes have rolled so far back in my head.

[@golhandincmen]

- Which bird is the master of Bullshido ? - Steven Seagull

[@fin_jan]

Rock on, American dads!

[@craftyzisme]

Why didn’t the shrimp share it’s treasure? It was a little shellfish.

[@Noclue21]

I use to surf about once a week, but I got board.

[@johnnyv.5142]

What's the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.

[@marchyman5061]

I love telling dad jokes.. but he never laughs..

[@terrythorne402]

When I drive through a tunnel my eyes kill me. I guess it's because I have tunnel vision.

[@NerfHerderuRN]

😂😂😂

[@robfriedrich2822]

Mary wasn't self confident, but the parents says to her "Remember, a Mary can!!!"

[@brunobuss7005]

The silence is the best part

[@molonlabe2645]

I have the best dad joke…. But I can’t tell you until it becomes apparent

[@shawns2820]

You know why divers fall backwards out of the boat? If they fall forward they’re still in the boat.

[@agerl7016]

🤣🤣🤣

[@thehound9086]

Why was the marble countertop feeling down and out? Everyone kept taking it for granite.

[@marinevetoneroman7232]

😁.. One of those So Stupid, it was funny.... **using it tomorrow..😏

[@hiptobejarrod]

Dad jokes are like miscarriages: the joke may be dead, but it’s all about the delivery.

[@MrTruckerf]

That one went over like a comedian working a funeral.

[@hiptobejarrod]

@@MrTruckerf I envision Ricky Gervais reading the “fart at a baby’s funeral” 💀

[@june.w.1288]

That's not funny.

[@kjracz15]

Okay, the dog bit got me laughing. 😂

[@katya8854]

Not sure which I love more - their deadpan delivery, or that they use Rae Dunn coffee mugs! 😂

[@Baruch-Hashem]

these guys kill me, so awesome!

[@DockTok]

Thank you!!

[@karanbhatt9320]

Their joke was so funny Now they are arrested

[@anneNattermann]

These guys are awesome!!!❤❤❤

[@hawkeye98]

I can’t keep a straight face. I’m crying over here.

[@stephanienonyabeezwax1288]

For some reason, I smiled at them all. But laughed at the 2-2… lol 😂.

[@debbietros1211]

Love these two!!!!

[@Blayze1017]

Did you hear about the fortune teller that got hit by a bus? Yep, never saw it coming.

[@franciscosaez7953]

Two guys asked me to be a Jehovah Witness, and I didn't even see the accident.

[@jasonrodgers880]

I hate the fact that I love these vids.

[@Imru_gamer]

Awesome as always 🤣🤣😂😂🙏🙏👏👏💜💜💜💜

[@ericlarson63]

Is that Lake Tahoe behind you? My dads ashes were spread there years ago. Tahoe is awesome. He fished a lot in Donner Lake. I grew up in Sunnyvale and we had a home in Tahoe. You guys are funny!

[@scottmichael3745]

Love it guys!

[@majormitchell01]

I threw a Chinese bloke down a flight of stairs once. It was Wong on many levels.

[@JamesLynchCO-du3rn]

Love you guys!

[@NerfHerderuRN]

Wife told me, “It’s either me or the dog.” Not sure where she’s at. Dog has never left my side though.

[@edwardezako8537]

7/11 hat. Priceless

[@cameronsmith5048]

Keep me coming. Funny ty

[@CUXOB2]

Two things never get old. These jokes and jedi jounglings.

[@silentstigma]

I miss the good ole days where there was Good Humor, too bad they don’t make ice cream like they used to

[@davidarcus5131]

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be, either.

[@devinspencer1678]

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

[@phylvalen9991]

What do you call a drunk ghost? A methylated spirit

[@jtp5144]

Great to see ya both.. how did my chicken get over there?

[@manvelbeaver520]

I'm getting a pair of those monoshades as soon as this video ends.

[@BCWildman]

Did a window fall on me or was I dreaming? Either way, the broken glass was all in my head.

[@tharothegreat]

😂 love these

[@joannamcpeak7531]

You all are hilarious

[@gaetanodetorrice5555]

You guys crack me up man you got funny jokes man 😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@darrenfalconer3267]

I love you guys

[@johnvickersziarnick5174]

I got a gun for my wife..... Good trade!

[@golhandincmen]

Heard it as dog, not gun but all is well 🥸

[@robfriedrich2822]

I think, the introduction of High Definition TV was a resolutionary step forward.

[@robfriedrich2822]

Don chew no heart circus dances, UK bee great fool. This is funny when written.

[@johnnyv.5142]

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

[@AWJ-zf8cf]

The mugs top it off!

[@jordan-kristina2014]

Did I tell you I got a new vacuum cleaner?....It sucks....

[@feliciavale4279]

I love these guys

[@Chapps1941]

Every 11 minutes, in Australia, a car knocks down a kid. He's getting sick of it

[@derekmanuel7464]

A farmer came up to his horse and asked it, “Why the long face?”

[@bjoernwelter7388]

Amazing 😂😂😂

[@paulbaran4796]

I was on the highway, a sign said “crash ahead,” how rude.

[@philipthiessen6153]

Seems to me there was a rule about making sure there are guards on saw blades... but I can't put a finger on it.

[@theReal_Truth_XL]

We all know that not Coffee in the cup. These jokes are fire

[@Nick_Gir]

That moment when you realize you know these guys and it's your home town lake Tahoe 😁

[@mikeflint5115]

Smart dog. His name is Zero.

[@claudiahall5237]

Love the one guys sunglasses. Also. The one dude needs to put on longer shorts . It reminds me if the episode on " friends" where you could see fibi's boyfriends jewels. If you dont know what im talking about. Watch that episode and come back and look at the guy in the beige shorts. Yep. Them there are his jewels! I dont think he knew.

[@jtp5144]

Rock on baby yeah!

[@RuneVeil]

Two peanuts were walking in a park. One was a salted.

[@consciousobserver629]

The delivery tho.

[@PMed]

I can’t watch with that shield

[@jaimymetts]

Why can’t Jesus wear any jewelry? Because he breaks every chain.

[@markw208]

The 7-11 hat 👍

[@jayduke8554]

I’m sorry but this is just good 😊

[@Central-station]

I asked someone from Seattle why he was crawling on four down the street. He said the sky rained soap on Christmas, and I was washing my sins.

[@jmfishing86]

Got one for you guys to try. Have you ever had pickle soup? It’s the real dill 😏

[@billmago7991]

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea........what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea

[@chancealewine8199]

I need the sunglasses that are one solid giant lens. What are those?!

[@dillonharmer7656]

You can't eat to many vegetables before dinner as you won't have mushroom for any dessert after dinner