Dad Mode Engaged | TMG - Episode 305

[@xmvy]

Cody the type of guy to be a dad

[@Double.D.Tootss]

Noel definitely the typa guy to be a uncle

[@andrewp6738]

he crazy for that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stalepork1309]

So true

[@boing1oings]

he was born to be a dad

[@lj6284]

freaky ah mf

[@emilyh6353]

Patiently waiting for the episode when Cody and Noel are roasting their kids together

[@janefkrbtt]

"your kid can't even count to 30 shut the hell up"

[@gorillaglue3149]

"your kid can't even go 70 and drop down to 20 on my indoor track" "Your kid can't even do a handstand on a surfboard like mine"

[@ash-ir7qe]

I don’t think we’ll be getting that episode anymore

[@andr364692]

So when Cody says he’s having a kid, does that mean he’s pregnant or Noel‘s pregnant?

[@chewnotchw3]

Yes

[@leoanimations4360]

Absolutely

[@igor4305]

They are adopting but it takes 5-10 business days to arrive

[@spicyrice94]

Kelsey is pregnant

[@Mythikal13]

​@igor4305 😂😂 this got an audible laugh from me, thank you lol

[@evs2614]

Noel’s visibly so happy for Cody becoming a dad and it’s so cute

[@jackmiller5453]

Gay

[@ravendarkholme7971]

@@jackmiller5453sugar gay

[@Anna-qh8lo]

nah i don’t see it

[@flan6449]

Ah, parasocial today are we?

[@Ambb44]

Noel is gonna be the best and worst uncle

[@julissa6639]

Kelsey is so kind to be a surrogate for Noel and Cody 🥹🩵 Jk, so happy for Kelsey and Cody they’re gonna be great parents congrats to them 🫶🏽

[@Seallypoops]

Cant wait for this kid to be 6'9"

[@madisonltree]

Cody’s kid watching these when he gets older is gonna be gold

[@Yasmine-jx3jo]

That's cringe: dad edition

[@madisonltree]

@@Yasmine-jx3jo genius

[@lucypalacios1364]

I could cry

[@revengewrld999]

*Cody* gonna be *the father of all time* 💯

[@nalaa9618]

Pewds already is. The Spot is taken haha

[@sheamiles111]

@@nalaa9618no

[@710blazeit]

One of the fathers of all time

[@joanna7865]

Cody gonna be the father all of the time

[@ryandainsberg8997]

Cody the FOAT

[@Ferrant621]

For Kelsey’s sake I hope the birth is frictionless!

[@CuanZ]

Chicago cop slide type birth

[@JasYeets]

@@CuanZBoston

[@jewelwatts2988]

😂😂😂

[@chunkchuck]

Cody should probably kick the crippling coke addiction before taking on raising a child

[@Arma_CC]

real talk mane

[@limbolul]

wait he really has a coke addiction?

[@ayyylmao5978]

@@limbolulyes and it’s crippling. He can’t stay off the booger sugar 😔

[@morgantriplett9918]

​@@ayyylmao5978huh.. poor guy I hope he gets better

[@looonghair-indv]

it's been so long, I hope he lay off that shit and now he's having a child with noel! damn 😔

[@Ambb44]

Can’t believe they made uncle Nole really happen

[@allisonsarahbeth_]

Cody! If there's mold growing in your home, you need to deal with that - immediately! Especially if Kelsey is pregnant. Being anywhere near that mold will be extremely harmful for all 3 of you.

[@coldwetfrog]

@dinkleberg2871 dude why are u so pissed😭 she just left a nice sincere comment and u went off on her for what

[@tonijberry]

@dinkleberg2871DINKLEBERRRRRG 😠

[@Kenny-to8kq]

@dinkleberg2871 they were explaining the severity of it, untuck your wedgie and relax

[@djentlover]

Oh no here begins the parenting judgement

[@Smoko-9]

​@@djentloverthats not what this is lmao

[@EquatorAU]

cody finding lil texas is the funniest shit to me lmfao

[@Gipsy_Eureka]

Take him to Defqon lol

[@chandrasekharlimit4547]

Noel looks like the kinda guy to have Cody’s kid call him uncle null

[@cinna4462]

one of the reasons i love community college so much is all the diff kinds of people there. my best friends in class be a 60 year old w grown children and a 15 year old doing dual enrollment 😭 it’s way chiller than traditional schools

[@22Angelbby]

and the 15yo is somehow way smarter than every grown adult in class 😭

[@reptilian8dragon]

Cody’s the kinda guy to say “it’s messed up” after you make a joke about your kid.

[@carolinescott4323]

Is Cody growing a mini MULLET!? Dope father move

[@BazookaTooth707]

It's definitely a serious problem when you go from your shower to stepping into the mushroom kingdom.

[@naimvelasquez6079]

I spent four years trying to figure out what unsettled me about Noel's face and now I finally got it, he got hare eyes

[@alsity1]

so are those hunter or prey eyes

[@naimvelasquez6079]

@@alsity1 neither. It's a third, secret thing

[@heavenwaits]

what the fuck you’re right

[@kronk3r689]

THEY’RE GONNA DO AN ESCAPE ROOM?!! can’t wait

[@pizzadohpaz]

I can't believe I scrolled this far to find someone else excited about this!!!! Ahhh!!!!

[@mindofmitchell7614]

Definitely upset about there not being a "Cody's Favourite Tik-Toker" segment in this weeks episode

[@haz1004]

lesgoooooo first episode after i've entered university... watching this in my dorm rn shit feels surreal AND congrats cody n kelsey!!!!

[@andy2857]

congrats on your first day & new environment :) it ll be an amazing journey 🥳☀️

[@frosty_teacup]

Good luck with your college journey! ✌🏼💖

[@user-xd7dt6gr8l]

Describing the brazilian wandering spider as "a spider that can cause long, painful erections" is insane considering the bite can also literally end your life

[@FXVNDER]

rawstyle gang up, lil texas is amazing

[@justamyday5570]

im so glad noel’s excited about cody being pregnant,, there gonna be the best dads 🫶🫶

[@dylpspevtre]

Came for Lil Texas, never heard of this pod but this pod seems good to listen to

[@nataliemoreno763]

Noel saying “he made me feel like…. We shouldn’t have wrote that” made me die laughing omfggg 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@OtaconAmiibo]

Don’t let your wife stop you from finding your boyfriend ❤ (Real talk though AAH congrats on the baby, Cody and Kelsey 😭😭)

[@gamerwho5898]

Hey just want to say props to the editor/TMG for bleeping the name of the movie and putting "SAG STRIKE!"

[@jaye3830]

Just Tat Em covering Walkman was amazing omg

[@mikabauk3186]

You guys talking NBA was the most out of pocket thing the podcast has done

[@404ever]

did he actually have an OKC thunder themed wedding?

[@JFrohlichMusic]

"I butt fuck you" GUYS WE WANNA THANK THE SPONSOR OF TODAY'S PODCAST, NBA2K

[@Ryan-ck6xm]

@@404ever The wife would only let me go as far as having OKC Thunder cuff links. Nothing else.

[@Ryan-ck6xm]

Thunder 2025 Champs

[@404ever]

@@Ryan-ck6xm cody messing up the pronunciation of shai was the highlight of my week lmao

[@thomaschristensen9469]

u can tell cody grew up rich at 27:35 based on his reaction to this lmao

[@rabbi4skin666]

the guy who went to duke and was on the diving team might be well off. who knew

[@Algediii]

whats ironic is that i watch these podcasts as i do my college homework. it makes me wanna die less

[@paolopena8069]

Man, Cody having a child while having struggles with coccaine. I just hope he pulls himself together for Kelsey and the baby

[@rabbi4skin666]

It's so funny that cody just now finds out about gabber/hardcore a genre that has been going on since 1992/93. Although with lil texas, he's more of a speedcore producer a better example would be someone like Paul Elstak post 1997, Noize suppressor, or even Angerfist.

[@moooavila]

NOOOO FUCKING WAY I CANNOT BELIEVE JUST TAT EM DID WALKMAN SHSJDHSJDHDJK that is so fucking cool. Noel's expression when he realizes what he just said was so fucking funny

[@Flex_420]

Noel is really pulling off the Shaggy fit today

[@GaeFootballClub]

who else codying their kolodziejzyk

[@djentlover]

Is that how his name is spelled? Holy fuck that's hard

[@frosty_teacup]

​@@djentloversounds like "college essay" with a k at the end, I believe (from one time I heard Kelsey saying it).

[@cowboypuppy]

they should take an EMT course and get certified just for fun

[@aSkymne]

First Pat now Cody? All my favourite Canadians are getting sequels

[@vfig675]

Woah hey another patstaresat fan in the wild? I feel like a long winded traveler seeing someone for the first time in decades

[@joshvalencia4390]

Cody needs to take calf measurements so we can see the dad transformation in full effect

[@petecolombo]

Lil Texas is one of my best pals. I'm glad you're aware now.

[@Tannzyz]

Fun fact. Lil texas produces Uptempo hardcore. A sub genre of hardcore (aka gabber) thats more on the extreme side of the genre. Hardcore (gabber) has been around since 1993 and has birthed a dozen of sub genres, hardstyle being one of them. To this day "hard dance" is huge over in the Netherlands being home to festivals like Defqon.1, Decibel, and the infmaous party called thunderdome. Tons of different styles in hard dance, do some digging around you may just find your bread an butter!

[@mackfsn3264]

I’m so happy for you guys Cody! Can’t wait!

[@myleselston8923]

Actually can't believe Lil Texas got a shoutout on TMG of all podcasts, hell ye

[@MONSTER-iq5ip]

🤩🤩🤩

[@ianpatrick6051]

i thought i was tripping when i heard cody say he's having a kid. im excited for him like if i was having a kid of my own. this man is gonna be an AWESOME pops

[@jennifermommy9373]

Congratulations, Cody!! 🎊 👏 💐 🥳 🎊 If anyone is meant to be great parents it's you and Kelsey. I'm so happy for you. Just remember your there to help and guide a brand new person their journey. Love them for who they are and not who you hope they will become. Teach them honesty and fairness, they can't always win, just like you can't always lose. Their worth is not based on what they have but what they do. Good luck to all 3 of you. Especially in today's world.

[@paisley2270]

Fun fact: I’m a stripper and tonight one of my customers was the guy that created the whispersync for kindle 😂

[@jemlovestolaugh]

the ending with just tat em my jaw dropped lmao

[@sdfsdfsdfsdf1644]

Just finished the pod, nice episode guys keep it up!😊 Edit: omg thank you for 1 like!

[@natsuccubus]

bro… check ur likes again bro…

[@lloydbarger6596]

Give this human much love.

[@hunterhawkins8754]

maybe i'm just trippin but how could you have watched an hour long podcast in 5 minutes?

[@Vaishnavi-sq4tx]

@@hunterhawkins8754LMFAO

[@natsuccubus]

@@hunterhawkins8754 he watched it in 60x speed

[@kwixta]

dude cody's balloon deflating noise at 4:10 is insanely good what

[@delusionalblews]

Great episode guys watched the whole thing

[@oogaboogass]

I relate to noel so much 💀 school gave me trauma fr

[@lcepik21]

the old person being exposed to college campus culture is funny asf

[@meredithj]

noel could not be less interested in the bobbi drake drama😂

[@H.trismeg]

The fact I’m listening to this podcast while welding it made my heart jump a little ❤ love you guys

[@Ram-zc4fi]

always love hearing these guys talk about NBA news, especially Jason Tatum! feels like an every episode thing… surprised people haven’t complained yet!

[@jamesp3538]

Fr I love the nba so much I love when people outside of the sports world talk about it

[@felixmakesart]

51:25 This actually kind of happened when my mum gave birth to my brother; when she was going into labour, the water heater in our house broke, and weird timing meant that she ended up giving birth at home, so afterwards when she was lying on the living room couch with the literally 6-hour-old baby, there were workmen wheeling out the old water heater on a dolly and wheeling in a new one right though the living room. They also had to drill a hole though the exterior brick wall, which made quite a racket. My newborn brother slept through all of it, though.

[@jadin8317]

Noel quote of the day: "Your house got nature bricked"

[@bmilkb98]

Woooow already dropping the kid codes lmao. Your gonna be a great Dad Cody. I've been watching you with my brother (Also named Cody) for years and now your having a kid! Congrats man!!!

[@eddom790]

Jake Paul's son is going to bully cody's son, 10 years from now

[@mayraperez6276]

Lil Texas is the kindest person ever … and his beats make you feel something

[@jadin8317]

Its good to see Cordi move from cocaine to shrooms He's kinda relatable now

[@WingolfBaneman]

As a father of a 1½ year old all I can say to Cody is to GET DAUWN!! GET DAUWN NAO!!!

[@GHOST_TOWN2100]

By the way, the guy Noel was talking about is probably an employee of the San Fransisco 49ers investment branch who invested in Leeds United recently. Could’ve also been Russel Westbrook I guess since he is a co-investor

[@MONSTER-iq5ip]

i love lil texas going to see him again in october is sets are dope

[@jackobowski4147]

They literally made me effortlessly laugh in the first 2 seconds of the vid lmao love this guys

[@NeXaSLvL]

I took 2 semesters of welding, it was a lot of fun and even though all college pretty much just shows you youtube videos, the lab is a great place to practice on the different machines

[@MissRenee]

1:07:22 noel’s grin is giving jack nicholson lol

[@robinraadhi2541]

Lmao I used to listen to that kinda techno 10 years ago 😭 I do live in Germany though

[@calanrenollet9706]

Driving to work listening to the podcast when Cody’s artist of the week actually blew my drivers side speaker in my car. No joke, asking for compensation because there was no warning haha

[@neonvelvetcoke]

I think Cody should listen to gabber, also Kaytranada's boiler room, both are insanely good.

[@loveshadowdays]

their reactions to the guy doing their song was so genuinely great i loved it

[@ggsmacevedo19]

Favorite podcast featuring my favorite hardstyle artist😭 when worlds collide LMAO

[@Transit_taless]

You and cody should do a skit where you both go to rehab for cocaine and go cart addiction

[@ellepatterson]

LITERALLY BEST JUST TATEM COVER EVER?? HE ATE

[@hazenbrayall9836]

best podcast duo out there

[@jmwk05]

If anyone is wondering who the team owner is, my best guess is Jed York. He’s the CEO of the San Francisco 49ers (his mom owns the team), this is probably how he knows Tom Brady. He is also a board member at Leeds United, who lost 1-0 to Birmingham City recently, and Tom Brady just bought a stake in Birmingham City.

[@dh.9752]

Cody saying going 70 was fast is very funny

[@lillysfashun953]

Roller blading is fun but roller SKATING is impressive lol

[@ohcrepe]

That Lil Texas music has actually been quite popular in Western Europe for decades. The genre is called 'hardstyle'.

[@Tannzyz]

Technically it's Uptempo hardcore. But it's all for the same crowd

[@InsertFailName]

listened to Starships and immediately recognized the laugh intro and realized he worked on the remix of Sine from Above which like . . . yeah I get it lol.

[@christiangludbjerre2183]

Bro what. Casually dropping a top 5 episode aaand on top of that getting an absolute banger of a cover of the musical genius that is walkman - certified slapper of an episode guys!!

[@kornel2525]

48:51 Holoooy shit as a contractor, looking at Miller was like looking in a mirror 🤣

[@Jezelf14]

honeslty lil texas on a field, whilst on ket, would hit so HARD

[@HeyItsBea123]

Congrats to Cody entering Dad mode but my favorite part of this episode was the Walk Man cover

[@beansareoverrated6571]

whats the timestamp?

[@xDADCOREx]

I live in Texas. I drive 80-90mph everyday on my way to and from work. People that drive 70 really peeve me off.

[@JacksGamingWorld]

Chode is finally gonna have someone to practice his dad material

[@ellepatterson]

Oh my friend is so excited to see Lil Texas this weekend

[@abiguglyboi4]

I hope they have fun! He's great live

[@mattg8706]

Lol Noel was eating next to 49ers Owner Jed York, the worlds oldest looking 43 year old

[@thanksjanis-nathan9241]

Already love you guys, I’m going to school for welding, great skill to have. Just the fact you guys spoke about it makes me a bigger fan.

[@sarazucchini]

You guys might like the band Queef Jerky- I think it’s a good middle ground between music with a chorus and lil Texas

[@frogluvr_97]

Cody saying 70mph is fast got me screaming

[@yeattwizzyrichbitcointikok1120]

Tmg talking about lil texas is crazy

[@MenTaLisKing]

NBA 2k Mobile is such a random ass ad lmfaoo

[@sirohikumar]

cody is so real for the kindle love they are the best

[@ivetterodriguez2729]

the best part of this video being the dog in skate shoes 😭😭 wholesome

[@LTUTR]

CONGRATULATIONS FATHER AND UNCLE. HOW ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL 👍🏼👽

[@drangel1345]

Awww they are work husbands 10:58