Daddy Issues: Preferences

What up PEEPS! It's another edition of the Daddy Issues Podcast. This week it's NY Pizza, the source awards, slap contests, armpit hair, ideal height, DCs question, paper plates and hotel etiquette.
Craig
@CraigWayans
DC
@DCErvinComedy
/ dcervin
Keon
@KeonPolee
/ keonpolee
Chaz
@IMChazRodgers
/ laughatchazentertainment
#TonyBaker
#Fatherhood
#DaddyIssues

[@avaholloway32]

Tony: Ceiling fans that gotta clear their throat 😂

[@RKfMaster]

Craig no one noticed your No Scrubs/No Studs joke @ 45:28 but I laughed my ass off

[@djharris8491]

Fact I hollered laughing at that

[@itsrheachelle]

I caught it! Lmaooo

[@lsceo5932]

Bruh I lost my shit when he said I would only save crime in the daytime! 💀💀💀💀 Then Tony said he would be looking through the shade at someone being mugged at night! 😂😂😂

[@newyorkcalm]

Tony is a pluviophile….just like me 🤝🏾 “lover of rain;someone who finds joy and peace of mind during rainy days”

[@KP82457]

Me too. I never knew there was a word for it.

[@TonyBakercomedy]

I never kneww this word existed. Lol

[@newyorkcalm]

@@KP82457 we in the RAIN 🌧️ community “we got a thang going on” 👊🏾

[@avaholloway32]

@@newyorkcalm ☔🌧💖

[@jayrossbeauty]

Legit gift Craig love that! That's legit they need that hanging in the back on every show now! I love the bonds between you all! Daddy Issues gang! Let's get merch on it I wanna come through to a show with a daddy issues tshirt or something!

[@Melissa-ii2ix]

Chaz should definitely pay!! Love you Chaz😂

[@val287]

Without a doubt, this is one of my favorite podcasts. I even watch when guest hosts fill in. I luv y'all!🥰

[@CraigWayans]

thank you for always pulling up

[@EnterStoneyFace]

0:00 NYC Pizza 🍕 6:54 The Source Awards 12:00 Obscure fighting competitions 20:50 Hairy legs or hairy pits? 💈🤔 31:36 Desired height 44:22 Attractive celebrity studs 48:37 Virginity frights 1:00:04 Dishes 🍽 1:14:40 Cleanliness 1:29:58 *Lana's Question:* Which game show wild you be a great host of? 1:38:01 *Naz Sizzle's Question:* Your super powers are phobias: What's your name, power, and suit? How do you keep the people on your side? 1:46:40 Outro Love how Craig slipped on his reading glasses. Didn't know how much I wanted Tahir on Daddy Issues before they mentioned him. Glad Craig did the 100+ episode celly! Congrats y'all 👏🏾🥳💯🎊

[@EnterStoneyFace]

Would you be*

[@jwdathefax377]

You forgot about “Gay or not?”….(Take it Tuesday’s)🤣🤣

[@shesofemme]

Got my tickets DC Apr 1 TONY April 13th.. glad y'all coming to the Real Bay Area!!

[@Glitter.Is.Meta87]

Dc and the accent hahahahaahha 😂 that episode was HILARIOUS 😂 and the segment on SURVIVE LOL

[@Brittal009]

“Cuz she’s an ex-con.” 😫💀🤣 Also, 5’11” 💁🏾‍♀️

[@DanediaJ]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hamady08]

46:46 DC: "They look-ted okay right? Craig: "Naaaahhh" 😂😂😂

[@TORULEZ10]

DC not even praying the kid finds another way through, just completely giving up 🤣

[@DaniaM1178]

I’ve been waiting on Tahir to be a guest! I’m sad low key 😢

[@avaholloway32]

Tahir has a lot of podcast. He's super busy but maybe one day

[@DaniaM1178]

@@avaholloway32 I know. They made it seem like he was unaware he was supposed to be there that day tho.

[@martelc.j.6122]

Maan y’all are funny!! I’m dying!! 😭😭😭🤭🤭🤭

[@f8c3themusic]

0:23 “everything look good when you walking late at night” 😂😂😂😂

[@Passion84GodAlways]

2 hours!!! 🍿🙌🏾🍿 I'm finna save this for Saturday so I can multitask whilst guffawing! 😂🤣

[@justdebs365]

Girl I be doing the same 😂😂

[@LordZevv]

"Guffawing" you just taught me a new word 😅

[@Passion84GodAlways]

@@justdebs365 - May as well have fun 💃🏾 while adulting! 😄

[@Passion84GodAlways]

@@LordZevv - 'Twas my pleasure to be of service! 😊

[@qu33njaii]

36:27 short women get height shamed too i hate being short and my sis and mom tease me about it all the time

[@niceglass3551]

Short women get height shamed? No. Fat women do. Ugly women do. Not short lol.

[@CraigWayans]

@@niceglass3551 everybody gets shamed.

[@julianiwhite]

So Kente is a villain lol. He doesn’t wash the whole fork, clean between his toes & makes the room messy for the cleaning staff because the hotel owners charged him non laQuinta prices

[@newyorkcalm]

1:30:48 “but why would I do that?” 💀

[@katherinesmith9683]

Im with craig on the paper plates on top of the real plates. I ain't washing no dishes if i don't have to.

[@curtismcgheejrmusic]

Tony Baker is hilarious!! That razor blade in the alley with hard bottles on 😂😂😂😂😂

[@honey_rae_amour]

1:09:11 when DC said "A spork is a hella spoon." I died 😂😂😂😂 He is so funny

[@A.j.Harris]

I'm with Tony. I use the dish washer as a dish holder 😂 never used it only for that reason. Washed the dishes and put them in the dish washer to dry 😅

[@3d1k3]

@1:16:15 Tony this is my exact formula for wash cloth usage. Face cloths eventually become booty cloths but NEVER the other way around. 😂

[@johnhirtle4300]

This was, for me, extremely informative and enlightening - just minutes in, all my questions about folding pizza slices vs calzones were answered with clarity, and in depth. Is there anywhere else in the cyberverse this cutting edge information is available? I doubt it.

[@jasonu3741]

Question What is something that the younger you did (an interest, skill learned, habit established) that your happy your older self benefits from now, but something that you wouldnt have picked up learned as your older self. a reversal on the general question of "what would you tell your younger self" basically what would you thank your younger self for doing/not doing.

[@lsceo5932]

That boy said DOUBLE DARE! 😂😂😂 Man that was the show! I would've did Love Connection or American Gladiators! 😅

[@kerrycooper18]

Aye man. Fold ya damn pizza Tony! 🤣🤣🤣

[@cuteeb1]

Happy Birthday Craig 🧁🎉

[@CraigWayans]

thank you

[@cuteeb1]

​You're welcome.

[@starmonet69]

The spork segment 😂😂😂😂

[@wonderbutterfly3]

I’m with Kente on cleaning the hotel room. I’ll throw my towels in the same pile, but I’m not straightening up beyond that. Also, I need new washcloths and towels everyday. I’ll cal the front desk if I don’t feel like waiting for house cleaning.

[@fendiflavours2402]

As a NYer, I always tell people you sometimes have to venture outside of Manhattan to get the better food, style, fun, etc etc. A lot of people make their opinions on NY life based just on Manhattan... & only a particular part of Manhattan.

[@honey_rae_amour]

I'm 6'2 and the gentleman callers I've had in the past loved it. 😂 My husband is 6'0 and he always has said the first thing when we met that attracted him was my height ❤

[@adajones8676]

4:25 Why Tony biceps looking like he curls TVs on the regular???

[@IAmLikanisi]

The spork being too long "look like a hand in your mouth" is a wild visual 😂😂

[@drewood4747]

I love all the guys and guest on here but man tony just always mange to put me in tears 😂😂😂😂

[@thadjricks]

1:01:20 This entire conversation about paper plates bout had me fall off my bike. Tony: “Why you doing that” 😂😂😂

[@DominiqueLaShay]

This episode was raw and unfiltered 😂🙉🙊 take it Tuesday 😂😂😂😂

[@jamesprice2787]

Haven't watched this in a while this is one of the wildest episodes 😅😂

[@ericwilliams1023]

I love em 5'10" and up!

[@onij2157]

Here right on time!

[@IzzyMakesMusic]

See you in alameda DC!!

[@rochjordan2008]

Craig...Brittney Griner 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DanediaJ]

Tony, fold your pizza man 🍕🤣

[@noblegardner140]

Remember Hide & Go Get it!?! HAHAHA!

[@bejaylagrone4084]

Tahir would've been a good replacement today.

[@bennyblanco5553]

Exactly. Chaz dropped the ball, for Tahir not showing up

[@DirtyDanlo]

ong

[@Owen-Rich]

Damn I feel robbed 🥲

[@Rossy890]

Ayo tony chill my boy proud pigeon toed new jersian🤣😂🤣

[@onij2157]

DC don’t be a hater… folded pizza definitely helps with the dripping oil 🤣.

[@HomeBodyMous]

I’m on the type time craig 33:22 lmaoo 5’5” and up to date

[@DominiqueLaShay]

First Craig said he don’t like women with stretch marks ( an old episode)… now he’s height shaming?! 😂 dammit Craig who hurt you ?! I’m 5’2 I am offended because I’m not that violent.

[@CraigWayans]

someone 5'2 lol!

[@petalstt45]

​@@CraigWayans 😂😂

[@trishboogie]

I laughed the entire episode! 👍🏾👍🏾

[@3d1k3]

@1:12:45 facts Tony, dishwashers are over rated mine has always been for show and to flex.when I had my first place women for some reason was very impressed that my apartment had a stainless steel dishwasher.

[@DirtyDanlo]

LOL ONGOD I PUT MY PAPER PLATES ON TOP OF MY ACTUAL PLATES IN MY CABINET LOL

[@sheabuttersymba]

Natural deodorant works but you just have to find the right one for you. Toms didn’t work for me. Also if you’re switching from antiperspirant to a natural deodorant you have to do a armpit detox (aztec clay, water and, apple cider vinegar). A lot of the smell is the build up of your armpit’s holding that sweat for years in addition to the food we’re consuming.

[@f8c3themusic]

Only thing that works for me is Certain Dri. If you do it right, it’ll last like 2 days and you will barely sweat. Degree, Sure, all that makes me sweat worse.

[@sheabuttersymba]

@@f8c3themusic Exactly. everyone’s body reacts differently to various products. I’m sure someone swears Tom’s works for them

[@f8c3themusic]

@@sheabuttersymba I’ll check that one out too

[@whatevermayne1]

“Take it” Tuesday??😂😂

[@SkeetersCousin]

I got a fear of bridges, so don't try and call me if you get in an accident on a bridge or it's collapsing. My knees gonna rattle and I'ma start sweating 🤣

[@BlacklistMegaT]

Money in the jar fellas money in the jaaaaaar

[@BlacklistMegaT]

Can't watch I'll be listening later as usual on my shift on spotify

[@NannaP27]

Chaz should be charged $15 since his guest didn't show and that guest is known for being extremely prompt. Kente never struck me as a musty foot man and Craig- PLEASE..these plastic utensils 😭😭😭

[@rhythmax]

Pure chaos this ep 😂🔥

[@Brittal009]

Tony’s girl from sounds like a Coretta (Lady of Rage) from the Steve Harvey Show😂

[@JayPeso11]

Bro I had NO IDEA that Boogie B was killed! That's awful! Man, he had a great episode. Might go back and watch it. Anybody know which one it was?

[@off-air-vibration]

Tony send some of your clothes my way you be having fly musical shirts

[@jaevos2711]

Pizza in NYC is folded cuz we stay on the move. Can’t be losing cheese and pepperoni cuz somebody bumped your elbow while you scramblin through the skreetz.

[@jamaicaqueens22]

Some damn fools🤣🤣

[@metaphangmc]

I be legit doing stuff with this one in the background. And "right in the bootyhole" took me all the way out ahahahahahahah

[@EpisodeCJSII]

In Deadpool 2 Zazie Beetz sported her hairy pits.

[@jayrossbeauty]

Damn I should have been on this live repping for the tall girls! I'm 6'2 so I need someone taller than me! 😂

[@niceglass3551]

Dayumm 6’2 and you need someone taller?! Only 14.5% of men in the US are 6ft+. And Only 1% of men in the US are 6’4+. You got some work to put in. And you have to fight out all the other women on earth who want a 6ft+ man. Sheeeeesh!!

[@mrfoamposite]

Did we conclude that absences gotta go in the money jar?? It better not be empty next episode KEON, CHAZ🧐 Edit: I was 4 minutes in when I wrote this

[@stevieb274]

When they came up with the idea they said no to absence, but since Chaz didn’t have a replacement he owe

[@mrfoamposite]

@@stevieb274 hold up... I just wanna see if Keon gonna put in for the pot... Instead of being loophole McGuire

[@stevieb274]

@@mrfoamposite he doesn’t have to tho because he wasn’t late. That’s a late fee jar

[@205breed]

Craig don't feel bad, my first apartment I used nothing but paper and plastic 😂

[@5ShadesGaming]

As a New Yorker, I love Hot Pockets and Calzones.

[@kailabolden3166]

🚨QUESTION🚨 would you rather teach pre-K or Seniors ? Love you guys

[@montejonesn]

They're actually bringing Slamball back. Blake Griffin is an investor.

[@Floydlewis22]

This nigga Craig hit the NOOOOOO STUUUUUUDS.TLC remix

[@robdeep2124]

Touche' 😂😂😂

[@donnyouttheway4091]

1. I didn’t admit I was a virgin until some years after I lost my shit 😂 some of my homies knew, half of em were older than me. My big cousin( brother) said he knew already lmao. 2. I didn’t lose my shit until a few months before I graduated highscool. And to a chick a year younger than me. Shawty took my V card 🤦🏾‍♂️😭

[@marlakalewis2486]

My baby boy is extremely pigeon toed lol

[@JCNixon-jt4bg]

It’s funny how men judge us for natural body hair when we have no control over it 32:35

[@marckristian81]

You know someone tried the razor trick with a double sided and dang near cut they tongue off.

[@juniorsdad2308]

When KZbin start putting so many damn commercials in y’all videos ? I hope y’all getting paid for all these damn commercials, they putting on y’all videos

[@mrs_p5689]

1:00:00 this paper plates discussion has to be an American thing because I cannot relate 😂😂. I didn’t know that this is a thing. Any Africans in here? Can you relate? 😄😄 I only ever use paper plates if I have a lot of people over and the real plates run out but paper plates are always a last resort to me.

[@MyLuvJones]

Heyyyy Chaz!!

[@Tray4nothin]

❓❓QUESTION ❓❓ I CHALLENGE YALL AS A GROUP TO ALL COME TO AN AGREEMENT ON WHO THE BEST RAP GROUP EVER IS

[@deewheels9871]

being a virgin sucks. especially bein 40 yrs old that movie was about me. just hope i end up with a woman like steve did

[@lisacraig9325]

Men also judge women on things we cannot control...breast size, hair texture, shoe size (that one is personal because I have a big foot lol).

[@TonyBakercomedy]

Yal can change your breast size and hair styles all day.

[@niceglass3551]

Lol Lisa you cappin.

[@eighttwenty6476]

I know this is old but I’m just getting on this show lol Do you guys have a P.O. Box for those who want to send stuff?

[@ezfrmdatropp143]

He should have to put 20 in 10 for not coming and 10 for tahir

[@megans7675]

I'm 5' 8 1/2". I always wished I was taller

[@lizr1402]

5’5. I wanted to be taller like 5’9 ish to play basketball. (Like that makes you play better) lol

[@K1ngHardaway]

Hot Pockets and Calzones are not the same thing, just similar processes. Them breakfast Hot Pockets do be slapping though mane. As far as a stud goes umma have to pick Chaunte Wayans and Da Brat.

[@thekindredhour]

My ideal height would be 5'3 - 5'5

[@ambermiddleton8508]

I'm 6'2 so I've always preferred taller . Love of my life is 6'9

[@ashantireed8073]

Young m.a. for me lol

[@eg6gsr]

Wait, are they laughing at Craig for having his paper plates unwrapped where the plates go? If so which sounds easier, going to the cabinet and grabbing a paper plate or going to the pantry, opening the wrapper, grabbing a single plate and wrapping it back up. No one who uses paper plates often is going to do all that

[@lil.miss.crispy.avocado]

Wow. I'm so late but my life lately has been in shambles.. anyways. I'm just finding out Boogie B died!!! Yo I'm legit sad. Omg r.i.p to him. Life is crazy.. 🥺😪🙏🏿🙏🏿

[@mzladyjae]

I bring my own towels now to hotels or anywhere. How many buttons have seen this wash cloth? Hotels stuff the machine as much as possible so it doesn't get enough water, detergent, and agitation. I purchase disposable face towels and bring microfiber towel that's thin and dries quick.

[@tiffanyhufflepuff]

Do he realize he not punishing the hotel owner not caring about the mess, just some possibly minimum wage worker 😭

[@niceglass3551]

Men are just the better humans when it comes to preferences. 😜 Women disqualify men based off things they CANNOT control. -Height(Gotta be 6ft+) -Race(Asian/Indian men picked least) -D Size(No explanation needed lol) Men disqualify women on things they CAN control. -Weight(You’re not thick, you’re fat) -Attitude(You’re not a “boss babe,” you’re masculine) -Body Count(You’re not “finding yourself”…you’re just a 304 lol)

[@detrekjones25]

60% is 20% higher than 50%.

[@annak706]

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