Dads: Beach Vacation

[@Joel-Haver]

The Mikey and Frankie Cinematic Universe now has more entries than ZZ Top has official live albums! Thanks for takin' a looksee - kzbin.info/aero/PLKtIcOP0WvJBVINmGRpq13rYJZ5N3IUYD

[@Phoenix_Films]

Artists of our time

[@4saken404]

@Joel Haver Watching this I just had a brilliant (though unrelated) idea! I don't know if you have messed with this idea before but I just thought of a way to step up your cheezy fake mustache game! USE GREEN TAPE. Then you can just green-screen on whatever kind of mustache you like! 😁

[@jasperjames11]

here is a cinematic universe kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3vMomufpb2Bi9E

[@Lomhow]

I love you Joel, I grant you this enchanting power so that you may one day reach even more glorious heights

[@Epinardscaramel]

I thought there were only two! 😅

[@slightlyjim5590]

The dad paradox of being both over and under prepared.

[@richardmortimore9245]

Lol

[@tg5127]

Oh man, this is 100% true

[@randomplaceinruralamerica9618]

Dude my dad once forgot *swim trunks* on a vacation to the beach But he remembered his hair styling stuff

[@MrRiddle0]

@@randomplaceinruralamerica9618 But he still insited on going in?

[@randomplaceinruralamerica9618]

@@MrRiddle0 didn’t realize until we got there

[@stephenrich97]

“I tan, I don’t burn” the famous last words of every single person who ever went to the beach unprepared

[@BiologicalClock]

Me, roughly 30 minutes before roasting to a 2nd degree sunburn.

[@ooferrell]

I'm African American and that myth Is very false. If I'm on the beach I can get sunburned just as quick as well ...... Not Ginger's.... You get what I'm saying lol

[@diobrando1901]

Went to the ocean, lived on a sailboat for a week. No sunscreen and no burn. I get home-next day go to the lake for a couple hours and bam worst sunburn I’ve ever had

[@SquareNoggin]

@@ooferrell Wait... for real? I really did believe that myth until I read your comment. Surely it doesn't happen as quickly and severely as it does for a pale white guy though right? I thought the whole evolutionary reason for the extra melanin was to protect from longer and more intense exposure in the unrelenting equator sun.

[@asdabir]

@@SquareNoggin you’re right it’s not as bad as for lighter skins but sunburn is possible for dark skins too. And because we go unprepared thinking we will be just fine, it catches you out of nowhere and oh man it hurts.

[@salamander6062]

*wakes you up at 3am* "we'll miss the plane that leaves at 10PM"

[@Nanamowa]

Wait.. I do that.

[@Phoenix_Films]

@@Nanamowa you've gone full boomer

[@bodyofhope]

Full boomer

[@mluu781]

full boomer

[@Cotcan]

Full bloomer

[@willehster]

god the commitment to the roles. i can’t believe they put on all that weight just for a 5 min sketch.

[@torstenw5723]

Like the guy from always sunny that got actually fat for a joke and then got buff for another joke that lasted about 1 minute

[@buzinaocara]

I don't know about you, but I gain muscle, not fat.

[@Flapjack_710]

@@buzinaocara I’m so glad I now know this about you

[@wesleysnipes7492]

@@buzinaocara oof get a look at Billy big bollocks over here

[@Stokurev_]

Aqua? Is that you?

[@justincowgill8875]

Five years from now Joel will be talking like that unironically

[@culture4519]

He already does there Justin

[@thekodex1186]

More like 15, he's only like 25

[@exessen1684]

@@thekodex1186 He's ahead of the curve

[@mediumchungus9662]

@@thekodex1186 he's considered very old for his age

[@86themadhatter27]

''Did i come to the beach with my best friend Frankie, or did i come with Arnold Schwarzenegger huh? haha''. Nothing as wholesome as men hyping each other up

[@MMfish_]

It is pretty fire. Very fire

[@MrGoodinton]

Men, they know how to be friends...

[@laiskapyykki]

Almost teared up a bit there.

[@kingofbrutaltheocracy9201]

This video was one for the boys! I see women and their social groups and stuff, like feminism...but men, we don't need all that. We have a prehistoric institution: brotherhood.

[@kamrunnaharswarna396]

Woman too, if I ever have friends I'm gonna tell them like this too.

[@HuragokSlayer]

Missed Opportunity: Joel's character should have been slowly revealed to be wearing socks as he walked out of the water.

[@mattbrewerton6884]

I was expecting this

[@TheGoblinPrince]

Oh hey a fellow OFF fan :D

[@danabunyan6666]

In my heart, it happened

[@failedfilmmaker]

This hits so hard, the details, the arriving at night so you don't know where you are until morning. Love this.

[@AxxLAfriku]

HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest KZbinr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening fra

[@rohanimations]

Long time no see! You used to comment on my channel a few years ago hahaa.

[@failedfilmmaker]

@@rohanimations Oh Hi! I remember! I will check out your channel again !

[@failedfilmmaker]

@@AxxLAfriku Good for you 😄

[@yourmum69_420]

I did that when I first went to Spain last year and it was amazing. I went from a below 0 English winter to 25C in the Spanish mountains and the difference was amazing

[@realkingofantarctica]

"Son, bring the fishing rods." "But dad, people are trying to swim--" "Don't talk back to me boy, now get the net."

[@Iugeer]

the people will be the fish

[@BigBobbyWetto]

@@Iugeer especially fishing for lil kids

[@nandankulkarni2628]

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[@josephcharles2917]

@@bossgrunn775 that's hilarious. Shrooms are intense. Or was the video just weak?

[@maxwell_edison]

@@josephcharles2917 i dont think that makes sense

[@ArnoldMP]

I'm going to Florida with my dad in a week. Why do you do this to me, Joel?

[@PoisoNico93]

Ask him about the zz top concert!

[@tolinbaber4365]

I hate this coz I'm going to Florida with my dad in 2 days lmaoo

[@ArnoldMP]

@@tolinbaber4365 praying for you lmao

[@paulchabot2318]

Take a shot for every time your dad matches this video.

[@ohrats731]

Lol wait me too! Going with my dad to visit my grandpa no less…. See y’all there?

[@danaolsongaming]

Dad: *Wakes up at 7 for work* "I need a vacation" Also Dad: *Wakes up at 5 on vacation* "Alright we got a lot of stuff to do today, up and at em"

[@ShellShock11C]

Wanna know somethin' weird? My Dad always said "up and at em" when I was growing up. This is the first time I realize he wasn't saying "up and adam" (my name is Adam), which I thought was a strange saying. I'm in my 30s and just realizing this because of a random KZbinr. I am not a smart man.

[@danaolsongaming]

@@ShellShock11C plot twist: he was saying "up and Adam" cause it was a pun.

[@tommymarco]

@@ShellShock11C It was always up and Adam for you

[@nm_giko]

This view is amazing am I right? The View: 🌲🛣️🌲🌳

[@salamander6062]

Lmao while standing on a freeway overpass

[@brycek111]

Wow that's and amazing view, thanks for sharing

[@lochnessy691]

I don’t know why but that one sorta different tree on the side really made this comment for me

[@benjaminisred]

So where is it? Looks amazing.

[@chestertonic]

@@benjaminisred Milford, CT

[@TreshToons]

"I dont know about you but i tan, i don't burn" - everyone i've ever met that proceded to look like a lobster

[@darksunrise957]

That's the joke. They're redder than that just a few seconds after they say it.

[@TreshToons]

@@darksunrise957 yes

[@mattduffyw99]

The mixed nuts and gum line is the most offensive content you've put out

[@Astro_Nave]

I fucking laughed.

[@bloosy1771]

He 100% laughed right after he said that, it's the only reason they could've cut it off so quickly 😂

[@Rock_Lee_The_Handsome_Devil]

I really felt it

[@alexanderrahl7034]

Okay, I get the gum part. But why mixed nuts?

[@xxlamaxx1]

@@alexanderrahl7034 because it implies he gets all the chewed up nuts stuck in his gum, which he chews overnight to “stay fresh” so he doesnt have to brush his teeth.

[@josephfuller554]

its missing a dirty over-sized ice chest filled with coke zero. Seriously though, your videos never disappoint!

[@tomcommenter2650]

My grandparents always had a dirty over-sized ice chest filled with coke zero. I haven't seen them in a while.

[@yugare-chan4742]

The "over sized chest filled with Coke Zero" hit hard omfg. The only thing my mom drinks besides coffee. She goes through 15 bottles a week, send help.

[@harmondraws]

@@yugare-chan4742 some people are a loss cause, only thing you could do is make her realize shes drinking straight poison, ive found reverse psychology works well when trying to get people to change.

[@Mathadar]

@@harmondraws Tried this with my mom. She used to eat a lot less before she retired, but now she eats something, then states, according to my wife. "I am usually full after eating that, and am good. I am gonna just eat the rest of this anyway." So, she is going to be having health problems in a bit, due to how she is eating now, great.

[@CryoCrow]

@@harmondraws Yeah the zero doesn't mean zero sugar it means if you drink it you have zero years left.

[@Bridgetree666]

The rapid fire bed taps with the, "Time to hop up." over and over is giving me 'nam flashbacks.

[@NoEntertainment]

Hey, Joel! Me and my brother were visiting my mom and we decided to show her some of your videos. Her response was, verbatim, "What the absolute f**k did I just watch". Keep these videos coming! You're a very talented individual.

[@lasura]

This was my mom's exact reaction too!!! 😂😂😂 Usually it's awkward when people "don't get" the video you're showing them but in this case I was enjoying every second. This and the Spaghetti Again video... They just make me so happy I don't care what anyone thinks. Really need to make more of my life like that...

[@NoEntertainment]

@@lasura Same here, it felt awkward when my mom was itching to watch something else (I think it was some stupid video with a talking dog or whatever), but I expected it. My brother and I are 22 and 20 and we get it, but she doesn't. It's all about that target audience.

[@stationminute]

I hope you showed her this one: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pWqoiJljrL2EadE

[@NoEntertainment]

I didn't, but thank you for the idea because it'll probably mock her

[@anthonyz7000]

I showed my 23-year-old daughter the "Hold" video. She had the exact same reaction. Now she's a subscriber, ha

[@scientificbrony]

Hopefully they all signed the sex contract, or things are going to get weird quick. Love ya Joel, great video!

[@pandabacon11]

What the hell?

[@tpguitars]

@@pandabacon11 clearly you did not see his weekly film two weeks ago

[@gfxb3177]

@@pandabacon11 I am disappointed in you. Go back and watch his earlier video

[@geraldpfeffer]

@@pandabacon11 one of joel's latest videos had a sex contract. the sex contract would be more aptly named a no sex cintract because it js a contract stating no sex will happen

[@TheHornetSquad]

This isn't a sketch. This is a documentary.

[@annabelenko1611]

This should be on discovery

[@stanley2747]

The most anticipated continuation in the cinematic world finally arrived

[@Beavyo]

I love that Joel wears a wig that is less gray than his own hair when he is supposed to be older

[@lostmarimo]

you gotta have more dad noise when they move around.

[@MrRhoadsRules25]

"ZZ Top" "who?" "No, ZZ Top" peak dad communication

[@alexchichkan3077]

So is nobody gonna talk about how deep it got with "do you ever wish that you could just kinda disappear, leave your life behind. Just be someone else for a while"

[@PadreMortalis]

I heard it. Kinda like a call back to their film "Forget about Everything for Awhile"

[@NorroTaku]

ngl they had me in the first half

[@andrewraymond3657]

“I luv ‘em, but them fried clams don’t agree with my stomach no mawr. And forget about them lobstah rolls; $25.00 and they don’t give ya no claw meat? What a rip-off!”

[@CalebDollar]

Nothin like a crisp white cherry gatorade (chilled overnight)

[@butdoesitscrub3457]

Amen

[@Platypi007]

That overnight chill makes them good for the beach.

[@marlon7826]

lmao

[@Black_Jesus3005]

That’s the best part of traveling. When you arrive at a hotel tired af at night and wake to beautiful scenery

[@brb_coffee9077]

But you don't gotta talk to the scenery, am I right??

[@אלוןשיינפלד]

wah oh, dads in the chat

[@Captiiva]

I just went on a week long camping trip with my Dad and his buddy. They are both in their 60's. This was pretty much how they sounded chatting most of the trip. I imagine if we had went to the beach instead, this video would have been about spot on. lol.

[@anthonymonto8966]

That oceans conversation is on point lol. "Where do I start the series?" I wanted to watch them and I asked the same question, I'm a dad btw.

[@rumotu]

I'm no dad but when my childhood friend comes visiting me (I changed location 1,500 km away, but living in the zone with beaches and sea shores now) and we sit at those rocks and talk.

[@NorroTaku]

I thinks it's just individual sketches just some guys doing film projects whatever comes to their mind

[@5hiftyL1v3a]

@@NorroTaku the Oceans Eleven series?

[@hilotakenaka]

If they didn’t miss the continental breakfast, I am certain one of them would have ordered a Bloody Mary and the other a cranberry juice

[@ChrisGuerra31]

"What are you on your period?" -The Departed

[@terrencehawk8201]

How dare you, i seriously cannot believe you'd say something so goddamn inaccurate and rude!! I seriously hope you get educated enough to realize the go to is cranberry/raspberry cocktail 😠

[@Dopelifeofchris]

I love when comedians have a synced sense of humor to make masterpieces like this

[@ArturGlass.C]

The "using the bob hat as a pillow" is the most accurate thing and you don't even address it, it's just a background joke. I love it.

[@thedigitallabrat]

fuck the cut right after the heavy breathing when he got up kills me. so perfectly timed.

[@lukewilsontv]

The most dad thing is asking “who?” After random stuff

[@twinsinthecorner]

I can only imagine the sunburn you’d get at a ZZ Top concert! Talk about showmanship!

[@XanBcoo]

Who?

[@twinsinthecorner]

@@XanBcoo WHAT?!

[@roguesample]

I love all of Joel’s friends but his sketches with Mason are my favorite

[@dylan-kr8gm]

agreed! ever since i watched “forget about everything for awhile”

[@type_4410]

“hey the animation’s gotten really good”

[@gavinogara9360]

“Say Frankie, did I tell ya Levi’s reading at a 3rd grade level now?” “And uh, what grade is he in, Mike?” “Uhh after this summer’s he’s going into 10th grade.”

[@moldyskittle]

I love how strangely calming the dad skits are.

[@GreebusBleeb]

You can tell the dads are relaxing as well

[@MyLittlePonyTheater]

These dad videos cause me such physical pain... because of personal experience. They're just so true to life.

[@ttv_mrjack6749]

I'm watching this after you told me to check out your other content. It's just as good as the animations. Great stuff.

[@camryn570]

Hey me too

[@corvid-1950]

Don't worry they're not sunburnt, they just ate a couple bags of flamin hot Cheetos

[@andresloaiza4707]

And I didnt clean their hands before using their phones. Such a dad move.

[@LessDevoid]

"You know the last time I was staring into a direct light-source like this? ZZ Top." "Uh, who?" "No, ZZ Top! Brilliant.

[@IDSearcher]

Not as brilliant as a ZZ Top concert, though.

[@BackForwardPunch]

@@IDSearcher like staring into the sun

[@F_C...]

The scene where they're in the water is so funny. Just the way they both stand with their hands on their hips, it's so true to real life.

[@Calilou52]

ZZ Top is definitely where the annual dad conventions go down

[@promiscuouscrab4040]

Phone call a week later: - Hey Franky - Hey how ya doin Mikey? - Hey I just found out I got the melanoma. - The what? - The melanoma, I got it. - The melon what? Is that one of those new sporty foreign cars? Cant wait to see you riding by in it! - No no no, the melanoma! I got it from the beach! - Oh you’re going to another beach, sounds exotic! I’ve never heard of melanoma before, you and the wife must be really looking forward to it. - No, no, Franky, I got skin cancer. - Skin cancer? Well then why are you going to Melanoma? You should get that checked out. - Yeah I went to the dermatologist and... - You went somewhere else too!? Mikey you’ve really got to focus on your skin cancer.

[@bryanthardin8481]

Yup

[@clray123]

forget melanoma, we have covid now

[@aliciabergman1252]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@_Dovar_]

Still will count as Covid death.

[@Kanoshe]

joel he wrote this for you. copy it word for word call it part 2 me, this guy, the whoel crowd will love it

[@Breadbox51]

2:56 This reminds me so much of the weird way my dad tells stories. The only way this nonsense could be more accurate is if the story actually involved someone dying.

[@kaushiklord1]

Joel, your mustache game is just getting better and better every video!

[@trufyo1122]

These shots are so beautiful.

[@joewisher9236]

I like the wholesome friendad energy

[@dibinuya-murray3167]

This feels like it’s their last day on earth before the bombs go off or the pie they ate explodes inside them and they just wanted to spend it with their best friend doing what they love

[@price8346]

The gasping for breath after simply standing back up just killed me. My dad used to be like that before I forced him to get back into shape over lockdown.

[@piperplimmyplymouth]

4:36 What a gorgeous shot

[@BartTheBardOfficial]

Joel, you're such a huge inspiration to help creators follow their own path (music in my case). Thanks for these great films!

[@agnorat]

4:18 looks like Joel is rest his had on his stomach Tripped me out

[@theamazingone5217]

"and he has two left hands"

[@ChewieFlakes]

Hell yeah, I am always down for more dad skits

[@sethbrochu7152]

The thing I love about this video is that it’s poking fun, but it also looks like a good life. Like, I get the appeal, and I’m sure I’ll be that guy one day.

[@Skiloose]

This is JUST like that time my two gay dads took a vacation to the beach

[@incorruptiblemikeadams6947]

I'm sorry to hear that. Hopefully you don't grow up to be a LEZBEEUHN!

[@thatstockimageguy1067]

oh i’m so sorry for you

[@crestfallenwarrior5719]

Lol, i need 2 dads for the Double amount of dad jokes

[@ded4ss]

you can say just "my dads"

[@Skiloose]

@@ded4ss wanted to make the distinction, because I have two gay dads AND two straight dads. When my two straight dads went to the beach it was nothing like this.

[@plague8638]

I kept thinking he had his hand on the other guy's stomach lmao

[@zaphodbeeblebrox8382]

"do you know where to start in the Ocean series?" Perfect.

[@FATHER3k]

best name

[@poly4166]

3:01 I wasn’t even sure if Joel was moving forward or not 🤣

[@smoilingrobit1265]

“You know how I, how I like to eat mixed nuts while I sleep?” Been there.

[@caleb7541]

This isn’t accurate to the lore. No dads miss free continental breakfast.

[@WGSen]

Being out of breath just from standing up is a dad mood

[@misothronosmetal]

Frankie's fake beer belly makes this entire sketch

[@isaacsatzman5610]

Plot Twist: they just wanted to write off their vacation.

[@dixonbuttes]

The coughing and farting at the end lmao

[@PegasuTV]

“ZZ Top Ah, Who? No, ZZ Top” Amazing dad rock joke

[@0someperson0]

Mikey getting exhausted just by standing up was the pinnacle of this film.

[@daganperretti8617]

I really appreciate the spinal tap up to 11 joke...idk how many people will catch it lol

[@danielherrmann4477]

it's so moving how nice they are to each other

[@chewyankles5783]

4:10 it looks like Joel’s hand is on the other guys stomach

[@MulletMonk]

Man, I love these dads. Bless you boys.

[@Sriram-bj3fg]

The cough-sneezing at the end was the best !

[@red_catharsis]

Something about watching you two together feels almost nostalgic. Weather your just two dads goin to the beach, or two awkward and unlikely friends house sitting. It just makes me feel good. A little sad, like when you lose something you forgot you had, but then one day you stumble across it again :) that kind of feeling.

[@josephjones2273]

The "Dads" series is my favorite one

[@bwb4685]

While their opinions on swimming in the ocean may differ, their bond is surely unbreakable. A love that burns even brighter than their rose pink, sun burnt skin.

[@JesusFreak8824]

When I heard him say, "I swear" when talking about ZZ Top, made me want to watch the "Tailing mission from an NPC prospective" again. "I swear I say something!"

[@megatronbee]

I love your content so much.

[@lil_keybo]

Oh you just gonna upload this at 9:31 central time and think no one would notice? Ahhh oookk ok 👌

[@gonohugya]

That was an amazing journey. you are such an incredible thinker. thank you for sharing

[@joshcorwin3742]

ZZ top: The lights are as bright as their rock is rockin, baby

[@thenefariousnerd7910]

"Thanks man, I'm feelin' strong. I'm feelin' strong." has way more middle-aged Dad energy than it has any right to.

[@Gothstana]

I can't believe my dad turned into a salmon with arms and legs.

[@imthehater]

This is the best depiction of what I want in my late dad years, I want my best friends be alive and to be able to spend a weekend with them doing exactly what we did in highschool. Damn Joel, you make me laugh and you help me laugh at myself.

[@tomduckworth6430]

Did he rent a hotel room for the skit or is he actually on vacation?

[@LessDevoid]

Yes.

[@AfferbeckBeats]

He recently bought a van to travel around in and make videos in the places he goes, not sure if he's set off on that journey yet though

[@hazemkhamees]

i think he lives by the ocean given his previous videos

[@JB50cal]

@@hazemkhamees Pretty sure he lives in Michigan and this is lake Michigan or Huron, possibly Superior.

[@SeemsLogical]

He lives in Massachusetts. There's a video he has about all his scenic shots. One spot in particular he uses a whole bunch is a lake side spot in Massachusetts.

[@soullessmeatpuppet7840]

Haven't seen the dads since their Airbnb check-in. Glad to see the old chuckleheads still spending platonic vacations together.

[@mfcamillus211]

I feel like Joel is making wholesome Kids in the Hall sketches

[@SadeN_0]

Whoa whoa whoa there buddy you can't just suddenly get a cinematographer and have all these professional shots!

[@lukegleeson2134]

not sure what they used to achieve the sun burned effect, but I like to imagine that it's ground-up hot cheetos

[@Javrixx]

Hey man, I'm a dad and I'm loving this video so much. I feel the love for that dad vibe. Much love, your videos are incredible. Keep being you and trust your natural creativity instincts. It is what sets you apart and makes you special.

[@SomeeGuyy]

"I don't know about you, but I tan. I don't burn." Next scene: Two sitting fried chickens. 2:13

[@supersourbob]

The second Gatorade dropping in the background audio, perfect.

[@harryjoe860]

Levi is a disabled child but his dad is still proud of him

[@annasommer4048]

The way they pat each other on the shoulders, that is some beautiful dad love right there

[@daedalus2253]

Waking up at 930 now that's wasting half the day!

[@lostmarimo]

I have come to enjoy their enthusiasm over the small things.

[@youareloved4704]

The sounds they make when they're sleeping at the end are too accurate 😭

[@chrisnaish]

the shot at 4:29 is so gorgeous. i love how much detail and love goes into all of this