Daedric Prince SMASH or PASS

[@tostytaco]

The 3 guests have all agreed to come back for part 2! Stay tuned for smash or pass on the Aedra 💪🌮

[@tudoraragornofgreyscot8482]

You should read the webcomic Prequel Adventure!

[@contentlocked99]

The thing is, you don't get to pass with Molag Bal 😂

[@charizardfan1017]

You forgot to mention that with Azura, as long as you show devotion, she'll essentially spoil you rotten and make absolutely certainty you get rid of any self-hatred issues, as well as dealing with anyone that makes your life difficult She's literally an all powerful version of a yandere soft dom mommy gf, what's not to love?

[@tostytaco]

That’s what I’m sayinggg 🗿🤝🗿 Fellow man of culture

[@martinjoster3282]

Based

[@tostytaco]

Very based 🗿

[@somewhatreallycoolguy7439]

imagine you get married some day and your future wife reads this comment

[@tostytaco]

Never getting married someday 🥱

[@WoobertAIO]

One thing to add to Hermaeus Mora: In the weeks preceding the release of The Elder Scrolls Online expansion "Necrom", the ESO twitter account was taken over by Hermaeus Mora himself, and revealing forbidden knowledge his guidance. One day, Hermaeus Mora revealed that "there is a lot of erotic literature that reaches the confines of Apocrypha, and most of it contains knowledge that I have already assimilated before, so I instead use them as architectural pillars for my domain's chambers" So yeah. All those stacks of uninteractable books you can see in Apocrypha, both in Skyrim and in Elder Scrolls Online? That's, *canonically,* just a shitload of p0rn.

[@tostytaco]

Further proving the theory that the Ogma Infinium is just Orc Hentai

[@Xbalanque84]

*...Glorious...*

[@Ivory5547]

Now we need both a "What your favorite something says about you" and a "Smash or Pass" on the Aedra.

[@tostytaco]

I’m totally down. But let’s be real, it’s a smash on every Aedra except Akatosh and Kyne

[@theultimatefreak666]

​@@tostytaco Julianos but not mommy of men/hawk stuck in washing mashine?

[@tostytaco]

Hmmm you raise a good point

[@miguelangelus959]

Bro did a smash or pass and didn't mention Mephala is literally the Dadric Prince of Sex

[@tostytaco]

Okay so maybe I forgot 😭

[@csapka]

"A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BOOBIES"

[@tostytaco]

Imagine if this is what she says every time she gets a new partner…

[@csapka]

@@tostytaco tbf I think most ppl who know skyrim wouldn't date her cuz her quest is so annoying

[@tostytaco]

Fair

[@Matt-td8xw]

Sheogorath is the kind of guy to fuck you using a jester hat to make jiggle noises the whole time.

[@tostytaco]

….why is that accurate

[@JimJones-si3ge]

@@tostytaco how would you know?

[@tostytaco]

😶

[@thelittledeadguy5901]

A note about Dagon. He doesn't really try to "conquer" as much as destroy everything, put in place or have some minion put in place soemething new. So he can then go and destroy that, rince repeat. He's whole thing is LITERALLY destruction, change and revolution.

[@tostytaco]

Fair point

[@thelittledeadguy5901]

Also, Sanguine. Slaanesh but drunk frat playboy.

[@martinjoster3282]

Meaning he can destroy your insides ahaaa

[@tostytaco]

Ayo let’s hope you don’t mean that in the way I think you do 💀

[@martinjoster3282]

I mean if I wasn't straight-

[@Fosterlucky7]

I never expected this but... i can say with a certainty... hircine, sanguine and mora are probably my favorites for this category and i would definitely watch one for aedra.

[@tostytaco]

Very based takes, I wanna do an Aedra episode just for Dibella alone lol

[@SHDUStudios]

Azura - hard smash, Dunmer Boethiah - Pass, she scares me Clavicus Vile - pass, his name is literally vile Hermaeus Mora - smash, for obvious reasons Hircine - pass, not into fur Jyggalag - pass, not into perfectionists Malacath - pass, smelly Mehrunes Dagon - pass, I’d prefer to not be conquered today Mephala - smash, bondage Meridia - smash, she can touch my beacon Molag Bal - fuck no Namira - hehe, I’m in danger Nocturnal - smash, goth GF Peryite, pass, I’m a hypochondriac Sanguine - smash, he’s literally the Prince of Debauchery Sheogorath - pass, love him but just no Vaermina - smash, literally dreamy

[@tostytaco]

Herma and mephala 📸🤨

[@SHDUStudios]

@@tostytaco can a man not have good taste?

[@tostytaco]

Depends

[@garchynx]

with molag bal…i’m not sure you have a choice

[@tostytaco]

This is a fair point

[@TheSujammaaddictDunmer]

0:38 Azura 2:29 Boethia 4:00 Vil Clavicus 6:06 Hermaeus Mora (You're disgusting) 7:07 Hircine (You degenerates) 9:21 Jyggalag 12:17 Malacath 14:25 Mehrunes Dagon 15:39 Mephala 17:18 A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON 18:58 Molag Bal 19:43 Namira 21:13 Nocturnal 22:15 Peryite 22:36 Sanguine 23:15 Sheogorath 24:25 Vaermina 26:37 Ranking

[@tostytaco]

Not all heroes wear capes. Some of them are “Sujamma Addicted Dunmer”

[@blainray723]

Peryite is typically depicted as a green slender dragon, often regarded as one of the weakest prince's. Bethesda just does him dirty ash

[@tostytaco]

🦎

[@Theocracy-Enthusiast]

Never would I think there would be a smash or pass for daedric princes

[@tostytaco]

Luckily I have stooped down to the degeneracy needed to right this wrong

[@calebriver]

the martha speaks line brought back memories man 🥲

[@tostytaco]

I hadn’t thought of Martha Speaks in like a decade, but it randomly came to mind and hit me like a truck with nostalgia 🫡

[@Killerwale-hk4wy]

19:34 I think Molag Bal would be the one to make that decision for you.

[@tostytaco]

You know what, fair point

[@z3478]

The daedra are getting so misrepresented in this video 💀💀💀

[@tostytaco]

Counter argument, tentacles

[@calchambers605]

Thank you for the olive branch offered to us Hircine furries -errr...- FANS. Definitely fans. That being said, 3-way with Dibella and Sanguine... I'm never saying no to that.

[@tostytaco]

That’s exactly what I’m thinking bro 💪🌮

[@calchambers605]

@@tostytaco I might need a vial of little Blue pills and copious amounts of electrolytes to keep up, but, I'd give it a solid attempt.

[@tostytaco]

Very accurate

[@LeviathanSpeaks1469]

Azura curses everybody who passes her

[@tostytaco]

Woah :0 Good point

[@Nelson-fg1xz]

best not pass then SMASH

[@spleansorbeans]

22:33 THATS PYRITE, you did drugs or something in his quest, or I might be thinking of Kyne

[@tostytaco]

Heheheh

[@furlosifurfox5794]

think the only quests you can ever do for Peryite is in Daggerfall and that game didnt have drugs really.

[@SHDUStudios]

Another thing going for Mephala is that she’s the Daedric Prince of Sex too.

[@tostytaco]

But not as good as Dibella or sanguine in that form

[@SHDUStudios]

@@tostytaco I suppose.

[@gajspalt]

Yes dude! It has arrived ;)

[@tostytaco]

Dang you got here quick! Glad to see you :D

[@gajspalt]

@@tostytaco Cheers fam, glad everyone smashed for Hermeus Mora, can't go wrong with Cthulhu

[@tostytaco]

Can’t argue with tentacles, what can I say 🤷 😏

[@EdensGateOffical]

Sheogorath is the best in my opinion, mostly because I love that he's based off of Nordic Loki.

[@tostytaco]

Loki but he doesn’t wanna stab anyone, I see this as an absolute win

[@EdensGateOffical]

@@tostytaco plus, Sheogorath is just good ol' fashion insane... I mean, even the Dragonborn can call him a mad man.

[@tostytaco]

Takes a special kind of “special” to do the things that uncle Sheo does…

[@EdensGateOffical]

@@tostytaco Too right.

[@yoga5631]

​@@tostytacoyea except that one time he tore a woman apart to make music instruments out of her just cause she says the bird chirping are nice

[@justgaming4930]

Fun Fact about Barbas! He actually has a Skaafin form and is Creeper in Morrowind. But it’s still a pass since his most common form is a dog

[@tostytaco]

Barbas is creeper?!

[@justgaming4930]

@@tostytaco yes, I think he mentions it in Oblivion. He says something about making deals with orcs as a scamp.

[@tostytaco]

@justgaming4930 that’s sick

[@lightfallonthehead3842]

honestly under all the randomness sheogorath would be a pretty cool partner, sanity is subjective anyways! i can fix him

[@tostytaco]

I can fix him 🤡

[@furlosifurfox5794]

What my mom would say about my dad before he knocked out 3 of her teeth.... i can fix him... no... no you cant

[@m.s6832]

Isn't mephala the daedric prince of deceit and pain or is that just something were looking over

[@tostytaco]

Perhaps However, rope bunny spider femdom

[@m.s6832]

Well I won't judge just question@@tostytaco

[@tostytaco]

🗿🤝🗿

[@thelittledeadguy5901]

UESP Wiki entry "She is associated with murder, lies, deception, SEX and secrets, and is always weaving a web of intrigue and terror."

[@tostytaco]

Well in that case…

[@Burningflame97]

Azura: Smash Meridia: Smash Molag Bal: I wasn't given a choice...

[@tostytaco]

Fair point…

[@grillmadeofrecycledgrenade3197]

Smash or Pass: Pass. On all of them. Almalexia is best mommy 💯 confirmed

[@tostytaco]

Almaflexia 💪🌮

[@grillmadeofrecycledgrenade3197]

@@tostytaco please stop willingly interacting with the Daedra, dunmer society is going to collapse because of you

[@tostytaco]

What about the 3 good daedra 😥

[@SHDUStudios]

Is this how you honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned?

[@roaming-skoomacat]

Azura sounds fun but if you ever try to date someone else, she will get jealous and curse your willie.

[@tostytaco]

Make it black and red 💀

[@insertnamehere9259]

Dagon being the Lord of Change quite literally means he is a switch in the bedroom, but he'll make you work for it.

[@tostytaco]

Interesting point 🤔

[@azhrsaveland-l2v]

pass all except azura, the reach of my pro-dunmer racial prejudice already transcended the mortal plane. Who's with me?

[@tostytaco]

ALL HAIL DUNMER

[@ambersquirrel2514]

Space Deeno needs a new mic ASAP thats all I'm saying 😖 ow

[@tostytaco]

Yeah she’s been mad at herself for ever since lol

[@TheImmortalBloodwolf]

I wouldn't pass so quickly on molag bal because that is how you become a generation 1 vampire in the elder scrolls series... Generation 1 vampires being far more powerful then your average vampire...

[@tostytaco]

True…. However, ✨ consent 💫

[@CleverFrenchName]

I wouldn’t want to be stuck with a beacon

[@tostytaco]

Ayo what you mean by that 🤨

[@purpledevilr7463]

18:58 it doesn’t matter if you pass. He is a smash.

[@tostytaco]

I see, I see 🤔

[@_sillew]

Hircine got to be packing 8 hairy inches

[@tostytaco]

…….

[@Minka-ot9xl]

Bro...

[@angelosusa4258]

We all knew this would happen sooner or later 😂 Liking and subbing

[@tostytaco]

Much appreciated!

[@sivaphoenix6453]

I just want to point out that barbus is a shape-shifting daybra that has half of his power

[@tostytaco]

Fair point fair point…

[@Roiin]

Ginger is the most based one here i see

[@tostytaco]

Which take if his makes you think that? 🤨

[@Roiin]

@@tostytaco Hircine 🔛🔝 🤭

[@tostytaco]

@Roiin 👀👀👀

[@zaltaristhedragongod911]

Hermaeus Mora isn’t omnipotent and all know he just has a collection of knowledge. In order for him to know what you’re into he’d have to kill you the Dragonborn DLC proves.

[@tostytaco]

Nooooo, you’re right😭

[@Sirreginaldthe100th]

Peryte is a dragon, Derrick prince of pestilence

[@tostytaco]

Derrick?

[@ReinaSaurus]

peryite is basically a dragon with magic. protective about his followers sometimes. lord of pestilence and "natural" order, taskmaster of lesser daedra. doesnt like it when someone messes around with the ecology and physics

[@tostytaco]

Who is this guy? I’ve never heard of this prince before

[@ReinaSaurus]

@@tostytaco famous questgiver in elder scrolls? you pull his followers out of hell or murder a renegade champion and he gives you the heavy shield "spellbreaker" with a high resistance to magick as well as a high chance to reflect spell effects? dont you lore people normally consult a wiki? anyway, PERYITE looks like a dragon

[@tostytaco]

Plague iguana isn’t real 🗿 I don’t know who you’re talking about 🗿

[@ReinaSaurus]

@@tostytaco RatoPombo literally drew peryite in a bikini along the gamergirl azura artwork

[@tostytaco]

Wait what 💀💀💀

[@christophermigliaccio3930]

You left out one....in both of your vids..... Hail SITHIS!!!!!!

[@tostytaco]

🖐️ We Know

[@naheleshiriki5496]

Oh no...

[@tostytaco]

I whole heartedly agree and apologize for the degeneracy I have spawned into the world this day 🤘😔

[@naheleshiriki5496]

@@tostytaco It's okay, on behalf of the asexual community I would like to encourage you to live your best degenerate life. I'll be having tea over here in the corner.😂

[@tostytaco]

And a “live your best life” to you as well Cheers 🗿🥂🗿

[@Tom-re6zo]

Once again. None of them are Dunmer, therefore, they are all outlanders. That's gonna be a hard pass for me.

[@tostytaco]

OUTLANDER 🗣️🔥🔥

[@KingOpenReview]

Martha Speaks mentioned.

[@tostytaco]

MARTHA SPEAKS MENTIONED 🗣️🔥 WTF IS A NORMAL KIDS SHOW 🗣️🔥

[@KingOpenReview]

@@tostytaco It has been a long time since I heard anyone bring it up.

[@tostytaco]

Dude fr

[@NUCLEARDODO]

bal also created vampires if i remember correctly

[@tostytaco]

He did indeed 🗿

[@ArgNerevarine]

Pass on Meridia. I'm sorry but the voice is a dawnbreaker (Dealbreaker).

[@tostytaco]

Very good point

[@zaltaristhedragongod911]

Nocturnal reminds me of Morrigan from Dragon Age, so SMASH.

[@tostytaco]

Oddly specific, but we take these wins when we can get them

[@justsomejester3768]

Do you get the opition to pass on molag bal?

[@tostytaco]

Fair point, probably not come to think of it 🤔

[@hunterdipietro2422]

My opinions on the Smash or Pass: Azura: ... Herma Mora: Overrated, but he will know how to please you. Hircine: He gets off on animal murder a bit too much for my taste. Jyggalag: Will likely search for "the one", and won't settle for any less. Malacath: He is a good option for the rejects, maybe not for those who reject them in the first place. Mehrunes Dagon: Would probably change partners regularly, being the Lord of Change. Molag Bal: He won't exactly give you an option. Nocturnal: Might just sleep with you to take your wallet, smash nonetheless. the iron pyrite guy probably has some demonic std Sanguine: Obvious one night stand. Sheogorath: The crazy ex that will slash your tires and key your car.

[@tostytaco]

Based based, based, and based

[@AgentBlu.AbnoWolf.]

Azura-pass Boethia-pass Clavicus-Smash (Barbaros better stay outside. He may be my favourite doggo but no.) Hermaeus-Smash (Cthulu is hot, Hermaeus is Hotter) Hircine-Smash. (Yes, I am a furry. Yes, I would love him) Jyggalag-pass (I require things to be in a mess to find anything so Jyg would piss me off.) Malacath-Smash (He's great.) Mehrunes-Smash (Big, Buff and Dominant. I rest my case.) Mephala-pass (Arachnophobia) Meridia-Pass Molag-Unsure. Namira-Pass Nocturnal-Pass (Not interested) Peryite-Smash (Dragon) Sanguine-Smash (Do I need to clarify?) Sheogorath-DND Vaermina-Pass I refuse to elaborate on why I posted this.

[@tostytaco]

Interesting takes 🗿

[@FEURGALA]

4:40 what an absolute menace

[@tostytaco]

Indeed

[@vamp1024]

Here's Mine Azura: SMASH Boethiah: Smash Clavicus: Smash Hermaeus Mora: SMASH Hircine: SMASH Jyggalag: Pass Malacath: Pass Mehrunes Dagon: SMASH Mephala: HARD PASS (Spiders. No fucking thank you.) Meridia: Smash Molag Bal: HARD PASS Namira: Pass Nocturnal: SMASH Peryite: pass Sanguine: HARD SMASH Sheogorath: Smash Vaermina: Smash

[@tostytaco]

Passed Jygga? Sad :(

[@lostintime519]

where is the girl who's voice is Azura's? Isn't it the one who passed?

[@tostytaco]

I don’t quite understand what you’re asking, you mean the voice actor???

[@lostintime519]

@@tostytaco yeah who's the girl voice-acting Azura?

[@tostytaco]

@lostintime519 I’m not entirely sure I’ll be honest 😅

[@lostintime519]

@@tostytaco cant be ai, perhaps it is your crush.

[@tostytaco]

@lostintime519 interestingggg 🤔

[@richard6196]

Gotta hit Peryite up after a night with Hircine for that panacea and/or patch-up.

[@tostytaco]

….im concerned

[@JimJones-si3ge]

Pass Jygalo definitely

[@tostytaco]

Jygalo 🗣️🔥🔥

[@emilypumpkinseller]

dont mind if i do: azura-pass boethiah-smash clavicus-smash without barbas (best) mora-smash hircine-smash but im not a furry jyggalag-pass malacath-pass dagon-pass mephala-smash meridia-smash molag bal-pass namira-pass (worst) nocturnal-pass peryite-pass sanguine-smash sheogorath-pass vaermina-pass

[@tostytaco]

Passed Azura?! Are you a member of the sixth house 📸🤨

[@Wolf_Dominic]

I feel like you should have emphasized a bit more how evil Dagon is. It’s not that he wanted to take over the world, he wanted to straight up destroy the world.

[@tostytaco]

Valid

[@zaltaristhedragongod911]

Azura is a smash because Female Elf.

[@tostytaco]

Valid

[@Extella_Nights]

As a person familiar with Elder Scrolls lore, I find how little you know highly amusing😂

[@tostytaco]

I’m definitely not an expert, but I was mostly just trying to dumb it down for the other people who had never played an elder scrolls game 😅

[@tostytaco]

Ginger and doggone both had like 3 hours in Skyrim but not enough to actually know anything, Deeno hasn’t even touched one, despite efforts to make her try it 🫠

[@Extella_Nights]

@tostytaco yeah, I get it. Elder Scrolls lore is quite the rabbit hole after all. Anyway, I personally think Azura and Malacath, to an extent, are the safest options when it comes to "smashing" or a relationship so long as you abide by their tenets. Maybe Nocturnal too......maybe...

[@tostytaco]

Fair points, also your comments gave me the idea of a “Daedric princes explained by an idiot” video Where I don’t necessarily lie, but just explain them in the dumbest sounding way possible

[@Extella_Nights]

@tostytaco that sounds hilarious, and i think you should do it😺👍 If you want more info about the princes, check out fudgemuppet's lore videos It's a great channel and entertaining too

[@M.Squared7]

🐶🗣️

[@tostytaco]

Martha speaks