[SFM] Nerevar is an Argonian...

[@symbiotesoda1148]

This is why Argonian Nerevarine is the single funniest way to play this game. The savior of Morrowind is the single most despised race in the province and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.

[@imjustlookingformywatch]

@@austinslaughter319 I'm suprised you didn't pawn the thing off, you little evolutionary cul de sac.

[@KitsuneShapeShifter]

@Bloo Berri Yeah it's like ''DragonCat is the Shezarrine!'' while the Nords are all fighting a civil war. Altmer dragonborn is kind of hilarious too because it makes one question the whole nature of reality.

[@ChrisLeeW00]

I like to play magic user Argonian, aka The Lizard Wizard.

[@Elizabean1984]

Orcs...,

[@TheLizardWizard_the2nd]

@@ChrisLeeW00 what about the King Gizzard?

[@richardplinkett4956]

"Some of my best slaves were argonians. No, wait." is actually a great line here.

[@xxXXRAPXXxx]

Well to be fair Argonians are at least useful not like those lousy Khajits.

[@NoBop2000]

​@@xxXXRAPXXxxat least khajiit have sexy accents. Unlike the filthy nords

[@Shadowswolf9666]

​@@xxXXRAPXXxxwoah buddy my AUNT is a Kaijit. Adopted of course us Imperials are rather humble

[@Ristaak]

@@xxXXRAPXXxx Exactly. Well except for the fact that they can breathe underwater, apparently that makes them very good at escaping Telvanni islands.

[@xxXXRAPXXxx]

@@Ristaak Escape.... where? Everywhere they go they will be the same slave.

[@klyxes]

I love how either the pc can communicate entirely through body gestures or dagoth is just digging himself deeper into a hole based on what he thinks the pc is thinking

[@johnherbert1431]

Assuming??

[@beywheelzhater8930]

To be fair the Argonian language, jel, does feature a lot of body movements along with actual speaking. Dagoth must have learned how to ready Argonian body language from his slaves

[@generalalduin9548]

I liked the theory that the pc doesnt say anything through the entire encounter and Dagoth is just digging himself deeper

[@hazeltree7738]

​@@beywheelzhater8930Less "Learned" and more "Has a very vague and misunderstanding knowledge of it" like someone trying to decipher a new language without help

[@BiomechanicalBrick]

the PC just doesn't have a voice actor

[@cryptosporidium01]

The skyrim argonian design in Morrowind goes hard

[@kobold7466]

dunno what you mean i thought the argonians in morrowind looked just otherwordly and cool. skyrim argonians arnt bad just they look too "tame" and "normal". tbh id rather have the big fucking scary argonians from the morrowind concept art and they look do weird voodoo with peoples heads its crazy

[@shaynehughes6645]

I prefer my lizards to be scary and gross just like real life ones

[@jacobfreeman8198]

@@shaynehughes6645 (sad tortoise noise) 🐢

[@cryptosporidium01]

@@kobold7466 really ? The morrowind version was cute and frail looking on the contrary. Skyrim one is more badass. Oh I see you mean those in the concept art. Yeah they're cool too.

[@Brother_O4TS]

​​@@kobold7466 I prefer the lizards from Divinity Original Sin. The Lizardmen from Fantasy aren't bad either

[@3005desu]

Lorkham failed on purpose just for this moment to happen and have a laugh.

[@DrBusiness9]

Who’s lorkham? Like a pig version? Is he related to lorkeroni?! No but also it’s conjecture whether it was lorkahn’s intention or not

[@shaynehughes6645]

"Lol" -Lorkhan

[@carlospacheco7544]

Get Bent LMAO - Azura

[@KitsuneShapeShifter]

''Now we shall both surely drown.'' said Auriel ''Lol'' said Lorkhan, ''Lmao''

[@ruvkyu]

ITS EITHER DRIP OR DROWN DAGOTH!!

[@totallynotcass7732]

Because the neravarine doesn't have their own voice lines they communicate telepathically and therefore the animator didn't need to animate their facial animations, genius

[@sanjuelmas]

Actually, nerevarine didnt say a thing, it was just dagoth having a breakdown

[@michealforguson5317]

Aside from grunts of pain, this is true.

[@Dinosaurman34]

Dagoth-Ur! You’re on the wrong side of hissstory!

[@ZebraOnYourNose]

Always has been

[@Ezio999Auditore]

“Wow that’s a nice netch leather curiass, did your husband make it for you?”

[@RustedBuddy5192]

@Ezio999Auditore The power of Architecture in the palm of my hand!

[@jeremytitus9519]

*Histstory

[@hannibalburgers477]

**herstory Named after a glorious argonian maid

[@DeusExAngelo]

As an argonian player in every TES game, I want someone to make a mod for this. Specifically for the Neravargonian players like myself.

[@kittydaddy2023]

this is your moment. Enjoy

[@akatosh5689]

​@@Kryptomi Freeing, less encumbrance to be used in more kwarma eggs

[@DeusExAngelo]

@@Kryptomi How's it feel to not breath underwater and on land? Or be immune to disease?

[@maninagasmask]

@@Kryptomi How does it feel to be agricultural equipment?

[@wind2536]

@@maninagasmask you tell me after I put your dark elf ass to work

[@Galimeer5]

_"BOA TARDE AMIGO!"_ -Nerevarine

[@piratavorak]

The cannon Nerevarine

[@Nekolaws]

Boa tarde!!

[@Dimitri9511]

Dagoth Ur: WHAT THE FUCK

[@ManiacX1999]

I still gotta know what that reference is to, is that a meme from a thumbnail or something?

[@Nekolaws]

@@ManiacX1999 the artist is brazillian, so he draw the Nevarine speaking portuguese for the meems

[@unoriginalperson72]

I'm surprised nobody has ported the morrowind races to SFM or Gmod seeing how simple they are being pretty much lego figures with heads and hairs being separated from the body.

[@shaynehughes6645]

No one wants to be responsible for what comes after

[@stonemanofgardnerville1162]

​@@shaynehughes6645 truly a morrowin role-playing server would be dope.................minus the rampant slavery

[@shaynehughes6645]

@@stonemanofgardnerville1162 I do not want to hear the average dunmer or argonian impersonation tbh.

[@stonemanofgardnerville1162]

@@shaynehughes6645 nah fuck that n'wah would be tossed around so much it'd be a meme

[@unoriginalperson72]

@@shaynehughes6645 what would happen would be incredible, we have helmet models and weapon models all that's needed are the characters

[@Primarch_Sanguinius]

"We've been over this, Nerevar... Lizard isn't a slur. N'wah is. Shit, maybe I AM racist, Nerevar..."

[@Scott.E.H]

Honestly I like the more monotone deadpan version, this sounds like he's panicking and freaking out, but the other he's just kind of like "oh oops. Seriously though why are you Argonian?"

[@Santiago.Ag11]

Agreed; this version has a tension in it that makes me uneasy, while Dagoth Ur's rants usually relax me. The visual doesn't help either; less detail leaves more to the imagination

[@discoalice]

yeah while I do appreciate the effort for the animation the monotone tone of the OG felt more natural and relaxing ,this does make me anxious lol

[@JerichoJulius0]

Nah, imo this version is more superior and funnier. Not even The Sharmat can beat political correctness.

[@StarCrusher.]

Exactly. The deadpan makes it more funny and somehow more natural. This is what it would sound like if someone tried to act "funny".

[@jossebrodeur6033]

@@StarCrusher. No, this is the exact same kind of tone that someone panicking about saying racist shit would actually have. It sounds much more human to me, and that's why I prefer it

[@amog8202]

"It's because you were a dunmer the last eight times."

[@predalien049]

"I don't know what Azura is playing at by making you an Argonian, but i assume this was a joke."

[@АлексейПоплев]

*The last 8 fkn times

[@expressodepresso5909]

the movement with "let's just fight" is golden

[@erichunsaker4969]

Playing the Nerevarine as an Argonian is like playing with Dragonborn as an Altmer. Argonians are hated by Dunmer while the Altmer are hated by the Nords. It's such a great middle finger to them when their saviors is literally the species they hate most.

[@snusey3642]

I wish it mattered more in like character dialogue. If you’re Dragonborn as a high elf the people will be less suspicious of elves in general, maybe if you fight for the stormcloaks as a dark elf the grey quarter would start to be fixed up and Rolff would shut the f*ck up

[@PJ183]

​@@snusey3642yeah, a more dynamic world would be fresh to say the least.

[@McNuggins]

Exactly how I play it personally!

[@Olagfigh]

That's why Azura should make Nerevarine an Argonian. It's very lore wise. Azura punished Dunmer with making their skin like ash and here she would humiliate them with Argonian Nerevarine. Damn I wish I could make a high bugdet Morrowind movie :P

[@JTruong3rd]

I like how Dagoth was slowly losong his shit while the Argonian quietly watch in amusement.

[@eggheadsfm]

Less so in amusement, more so in absolute shock what is happening right now xD

[@thelastcrow5660]

I love how despite how old Morrowind is and how dated most of it's mechanics are, new and old fans alike still appreciate the rich world and characters it brought us. Especially Dagoth Ur who seems to be the most well recieved villain of the franchise. Hope Bethesda takes inspiration from him to write the main villain of ES6.

[@thaqiftalip2771]

I actually want ES6. I want to know if it'll be far better than Skyrim, especially by taking inspiration from the many modders, giving a much more HD look instead of everyone looking rather wrinkly and the mechanics being much more simple now. Make no mistake, I like Skyrim and it's unique leveling system but I missed it's traditional aspect. And I sure wish that the story would be more in depth with more options than ever. Because, the last we wanted was another 'hard choice to choose, no third alternative choice to make'.

[@alfalldoot6715]

​@thaqiftalip2771 I feel like most people want ES6 too

[@nickcurrie_]

I don’t know who will be. But, Dagoth Ur was the one for Morrowind, Mehrunes Dagon was the one for Oblivion, and Alduin was the one for Skyrim. Only time will tell as for that’s up to the game developers. Not us fans to decide!!!

[@hurrdurrmurrgurr]

@@thaqiftalip2771 As long as Emil Pagliarulo is in charge of writing at Bethesda there isn't going to be a well written main questline or villain.

[@hedgehog3180]

It's just Dagoth Ur again and he's completely aware of how stupid it is.

[@Tommy_The_Gun]

TES III Morrowind ending takes on a deeper meaning is a player character is an Argonian. I mean think of it. Dunmers despise other races and enslave them, but they especial despise Beast Races. So, if some one is a Dunemr and they are religious and they believe in their prophecies, and it just so happens that Nerevar just happens to be an Argonian... then I don't know how can one don't read this a sign from the Gods. That maybe, we, Dunmers should change our ways. It gets even more interesting if you will look at what happens later. Amalexia kills Sotha Sil. Nerevar kills Amalexia in self defence. Vivec is the only one from the Tribunal left. Oblivion Crisis happens, Red Mountain erupts & explodes. Vivec Dies and Vivec City is turned into smoking crater. Meanwhile, in Black Marsh Argonians miraculously defend their homeland to the point in which forces of Deadric Lord had to retreat & close the portals, as they are the ones that are getting invaded by Argonians. After that, Argonians are united as never before. For the 1st time ever, they create a "Nation" and establish a Statehood / Country., They are no longer a bunch of tribes. They are a Nation. And later, they invade what is left of Dunmer lands and take revenge for the years of slavery. In the end, Dunmers are kinda foked. If only they would have listened to what Gods were trying to said them. Imagine if they actually did change their ways in time and Apologised & befriended with Argonians. Because, you know, that Army that stopped Daedric Lord himself is now your enemy. Imagine if they were friends. They could actually even help you with the Oblivion Crisis. Oh well, I guess it is Karma.

[@saltblood]

And we all know Asuras a bit-, Karma I meant Karmas a bitch

[@atomicskull6405]

If the gods of Tamriel weren't all garbage that might hold water.

[@reduande]

And that OP Argonian army is stopped and pushed out of Morrowind by house Redoran. And they were able to invade only bc the Red Mountain wrecked Morrowind. There is movement to change the slavery and aknowledgment of other races. It's the other way around. Argonian's have just beef with house Drel and Telvanni. They invaded Morrowind bc of ebony. Greed lures them. Same way Dunmer lured by greed went to enslave argonians.

[@CoralCopperHead]

@@atomicskull6405 Are you trying to imply that there are gods anywhere that aren't garbage? (Yes, I'm including reality.)

[@cursedcroissants1689]

The Hist doesn't forget, and it doesn't forgive. Evrn if the Dunmer made good with the Argonians, it's the trees they'd need to appease, not their lizard servants.

[@typhonplume9374]

Fun lore fact During the Obliving Crisis the Deadra opened portals in the Black Marsh. Argonians beat them so hard they said f this and just started closing there own portals there. There the only race to do that in Tamerial.

[@kharjo8099]

The Hist called all the argonains back.... Real War footing during the Oblivion crisis, even made them stronger

[@danielrogers7378]

I love that the Neraverine doesn’t say anything or even look any more than mildly offended as Dagoth Ur continues to dig himself deeper.

[@ryszakowy]

"it's just that you were a dunmer last 8 times, i don't know what joke azura is playing this time"

[@arnbloodbound3650]

Plot twist: that argonian is just a random thief. Allright hand over your valuables or I'll gut you like a fish!

[@Celestial914]

Proceeds to get killed one or two hits

[@TurtleShroom3]

As a Khajiit main, this one is jealous that Dagoth Ur at least TRIES to accept that the Argonian is the Nerevarine. Orange Beach had no such luck.

[@theduke9292]

“And we drive the mongrel lizards of the emp- I MEAN DOGS! DOGS! Mongrel dogs of the empire…look I’m sorry.”

[@A.Eckhardt2248]

This is amazing man keep it up!

[@TemplarBlonic]

The fact that you made him so animated and used great body language to have him speak since he has no lips is absolutely wonderful and hilarious. Nicely done!

[@ThrashMetallix]

I've never played Morrowind... but I can't stop watching these Dagoth Ur videos.

[@TheVoidIsCold]

Same

[@CommanderKappa]

What a grand and intoxicating innocence. Soon it will greet you in your dreams. Together we shall bring lord Dagoth and the 6th house into this realm.

[@mrx4022]

The Nerevarine isn't actually saying anything, Dagoth's just digging himself into a deeper and deeper hole

[@solidcobalt]

The removal of the 'fucking' from the 'because you were a summer the last 8 fucking times' really takes the gusto out of this one

[@basketbomberslackingson4417]

I like to imagine he doesn’t care and just wants to hear all the dialogue cause he finds his struggling funny.

[@aragos32727]

I always play as Argoninan. They're one of the few races that maintain the same thing across all games. Breathe underwater baby. So much crap at the bottom of lakes

[@mikdan8813]

Imagine watching this in 2002

[@MeatMonsterMan]

Dagoth Ur being relevant in the current memetic zeitgeist makes me happy.

[@donamble]

Im not normally impressed with SFM work as most of the backgrounds I see are tf2 maps but you did a real good job with red mountain. Props man!

[@crimsonblood1173]

"Some of my best slaves were Argonian" 😂 this shit cracks me up

[@imjustlookingformywatch]

Holy shit! Brother made his own version of the dialogue and a sick ass animation. This is awesome.

[@locustofchiron]

this lives in my head rent free

[@TaurusTheCrazyBull]

I really want one of the Nerevarine being a Khajiit Alfiq "Welcome Moon and Star, I have- Nerevar, did Azura rebirth you as a common house cat? How am I meant to communicate with a house cat!?"

[@eggheadsfm]

I love that this is still getting so many views, thank you all so much, especially the legends at r/TrueSTL for giving this video the jumpstart that it needed

[@PrinceSheogorath]

“Because you were a dunmer the last 8 fucking times-“ bro he’s so done with Azuras shit

[@Zorothegallade-rpg]

"The destruction of the Dunmer is gonna look like a fucking firecracker when I'm done with you"

[@Doofz]

Nice! Now that was smoothly animated!

[@ClericDoggo56]

If this was the true Dagoth he would be too disgusted to even touch the Argonian, he would never apologize.

[@imjustlookingformywatch]

Would love to see something like this for the khajiit one from the "Dagoth has Standards" video. To See dagoth ur just unleash his fantasy racism in this fashion would be hilarious.

[@SkulloMad]

"I'm sure you come from a very fine...swamp"

[@KingRidley]

I think what this needs is, like, dialog box options for the argonian so it isn't just the character talking to himself.

[@AroAceGamer]

There's something missing from Dagoth Ur not dropping the F-Bomb when saying that Nerevar was a dunmer for the last eight fucking times.

[@yeetthebeatout6906]

Same energy as an altmer Dragonborn pulling up to Windhelm

[@eggheadsfm]

Knowing Ulfric the freak would love a DB Altmer. Beastfolk still on top! Whether that's a good thing or not I'll leave up to the reader.

[@AVATARComander]

If these don't become a mod when skywind drops imma be mad

[@sifins1579]

if the nerevar spoke in hisses than that would be pretty funny

[@SmilayBros]

or Portuguese

[@Liam-Wales]

Currently playing an argonian spear playthrough so this was a laugh😂

[@Larsgman]

I love this video, great work. Only constructive criticism i can offer is you should have used the sound file used in the version where he goes “what? Why? Because you were a dunmer the last 8 fucking times” Also the same version where he takes this deep breath at one point. The nuances and subtle change makes that version my favorite amongst the “Dagoth Ur realizes the Nerevarine is an Argonian” series Aside from that i really love the 0:45 part

[@eggheadsfm]

yahhhhhhhhh people really wanted the "8 fucking times thing", aw well it is what it is though. Thank you for both the criticism and compliments, they help me grow as a content creator

[@420WILD]

I love all the other Dagoth Ur vids, but this is even better! Props to you for animating it!

[@sciana21]

My favorite part of this rendition is probably all the intonations and how nerevarine doesn't say a single word (or really get offended) just stands there like "wtf is happening?"

[@nehemiahsomers4141]

BOA TARDE, AMIGO!

[@Cravenslayer]

Not gonna lie I was fully expecting him to get shanked in the face immediately at the end while he was powering up his spells

[@raspiankiado]

Nerevar is a Khajiit... (Doesn't even get to react, as the skooma cat is moving beyond speeds even the gods could handle.)

[@skeletonking4119]

I never thought it had SFM model!! God! I love this!

[@BonePapi]

I like to imagine that because the Dragonborn has a dragon's soul he'd be naturally drawn to argonians. Now add the fact that the Dragonborn is no doubt a Stormcloak Nord canonically and you get a very pent up shouty man.

[@pipebombpete.6861]

Different game

[@GunnerRM]

Nord doesn't automatically translate to Stormcloak

[@roggonval]

@@GunnerRM well they are pretty much nazis

[@mariosmatzoros3553]

The nerevar is not the dragonborn...

[@pipebombpete.6861]

@@mariosmatzoros3553 what I said.

[@bearmanjon_bmj]

Bro, the way you animated his gestures and various emotes is so entertaining. This is a really fun take on this meme.

[@Wbfuhn]

This is an upgrade.

[@John777tino]

Sheogorath: hey Azura why don't you make nerevarine reborn as argonian? Funniest shit you'll ever heard

[@BlackJack55_55]

The glowing eyes staring into dagoth get me XD

[@husky3g]

Argonian Nerevarine is the best way to piss off the three great houses, ashlanders and Dagoth Ur all at the same time. Azura bless you Argonian Nerevars.

[@squirrellordsgaming2772]

As an Argonian player, this is now Cannon. ;)

[@destructor3152]

Imagine how he would react an imperial nerevarine

[@theargonianmercenary184]

As a fellow Argonian, I can confirm that this is how you’re supposed to play Morrowind 🤣

[@SirProtagonist]

0:21 I love the slow head turn the PC does as the hole gets dug deeper.

[@DAFORCEFilms]

My first playthrough of Morrowind was as an Argonian solely because as a 13 year old playing as a lizardman was cool. I had absolutely no idea what was going on, I couldn’t use half of the armor I found, everybody hated me, and I loved it. 20 years later, I love that this is considered canon in the meme version of Morrowind.

[@blandygaming115]

i think he was trying to say that it's only a dunmera problem like thier lands all of that but an argonian coming to be their hero is a weird choise by Azura

[@Z0u1Th3Sl0w]

This got awkward very quickly, and I love it.

[@DeadEye3295]

Nerevar: ... Dagoth Ur: ASSUMING?!

[@Reaverisgrovy]

Next time on Nerevar-zard and Dagoth Ur (The God): Lego Set Outing!

[@abbiem3231]

I will always and forever play argonians. Neravargonian is the best way to go forward, especially if you play a female argonian. Makes a lot of the Hortator stuff a LOT easier too.

[@Shyy_Guyy]

im not gonna lie i kinda expected Dagoth to immediately somehow reprimand after all the ai videeos ive seen of him or just make fun of the player for several minutes straight

[@darksythe2226]

I love playing argonians. The ability to just fuck off into water just gives so much crazy advantage its hilarious

[@DoxSteele]

Wow, this is pretty good!

[@lexander76-ze1mg]

Me gusta el detalle de que el Nerevarino no habla y Dagoth Ur si, ya que lo que no vemos es el texto de los temas que queremos hablar sobre.

[@JodanTheHero]

Here's what I believe the Nerevarine would say: "Dagoth!" "Is there a problem?" _"Ohhh..._ I see how it is." "More capable??" ". . ." "So I'm just a _slave,_ huh??" "Now you're just assuming that--" "Yes. ASSUMING." (clears throat) "Why Dunmer?" "...So now I'm a _joke??"_

[@narosedraconis2424]

I love it when the bad guy's dig their own grave's

[@OscarDaOtter1317]

Oh Have me prrayers been answered as I hae yearned for a 3d animtaion of this and behold here it is and its even better then I could have ever imangined, THANK YOU FOR THIS

[@alexbauer502]

"Yes, it is a problem; N'wah! Now get back to work!"

[@CynicalOldDwarf]

Lol, I like how the original he's outwardly condescending, but trying to not to be, but here he's like some awkward Larry David character who's trying not to offend but just keeps putting his foot in it.

[@AndrewConlan]

gotta love the juxtaposition of Morrowind Dagoth-Ur to Skyrim Argonian.

[@Ventruethful]

Boa tarde amigo!!!

[@cornondajakob]

Every time i get around to playing this game i cant get past the first city, these game mechanics are something else

[@KRIMZONMEKANISM]

BOA TARDE AMIGO! :D

[@KielCrassus]

Nah Dagoth Ur would be straight up call him a farm tool.

[@alotosius]

ASSUMING!?! Assuming?.. I'm not assuming anything, that is just what you people do.

[@Felix-sm2th]

Well done!

[@montyswel9633]

If they beat back literal hell and it's invaders and counter invaded to the point they had to close the oblivion gates in Black Marsh I'm sure a puny god won't be much trouble.

[@tiredsadboi8278]

Hey! Holy hell! This is an amazing animation! Are you thinking about animating the Dagoth Ur meme where he just goes ham on insulting the Khajiit Nerevarin?

[@konjurist]

adoring the expressions at 0:37

[@Cragmortis]

There is a video of a chameleon hissing at its owner. Ever time I want the argonion to respond I just hear that hiss.

[@Aegishjalmr96]

Can't wait to see an SFM with "The Nerevarin is a Khajit")

[@cheapgaming7243]

Guys, hear me out. Nerevar reincarnated as argonian actually makes sense. As Messiah he could choose argonian to be his reincarnation to test his people and find out if they can someday stop treating others as slaves or n'vahs

[@steez-]

holy crap adam your getting famous pls dont forgot me when you hit 1 billion subs

[@eggheadsfm]

don't worry sugar plumbs, I shatlt now forgor yous :)

[@TheProphetOfThePan]

And then the gecko proceeded to murder him.

[@SneedFeedAndSeed]

Having non-raptor feet argonians in morrowind should give you a lifetime in Baar Dau

[@mjrtaurus2714]

Argonian Nerevarine just watching with quiet satisfaction as old Voryn digs himself a deeper and deeper grave.