Police Didn't Find the Joke Funny

[@CausingChaos.]

“Why are you walking so slow?” “Because I want sympathy” Absolute chad.

[@dwaynejulien450]

E

[@TheGumbyGuy]

Most people nowadays lol. The difference is other people aren't that honest.

[@delskif1425]

Seems more like a rat tactic

[@Freemelon07]

My nana 100%

[@Oldmanbraun]

Interesting you should say that since I was just thinking “that’s totally me when I’m 93 years old”

[@SpiralShape]

"Are you proud of yourself now?" Bro was so done 💀

[@ImJustJAG]

He's not having it. He's not having anything.

[@exp-io853]

They didnt get paid enough for that crap 😭

[@abstrusepaladin]

😈

[@NeonGutters]

😂

[@fleurcode]

​@@ImJustJAG Not even the step

[@Boop__Doop]

That grandpa is a legend Using his valuable time to exploit people for their sympathy

[@margaretthatcher6828]

He's earned it.

[@cats-a-lot3609]

Hehe

[@GreedyOrange]

@YeaMan as the dude the last time said; nahman

[@marcedmonson]

He can literally start his own business with that mindset

[@carmichaelmoritz8662]

it does not always work 🤣😂🤣

[@Oversite252]

The “professional” tree removal service one got me with both the guys in the background hopping a fence to run 💀

[@oliverer3]

They probably just wanted something between them and any flying debris.

[@Oversite252]

@@oliverer3 well yeah I know I think it was just funny

[@matejblaha4659]

I've not even noticed. It almost seemed like that third person following them was the angry home owner😅

[@collectorbynature152]

“Nobody was hurt.” Happy to hear that. The home owner will get a lot of cardio chasing the person responsible.

[@Johntaco430]

That home owner definitely got the payday of a lifetime if he made that a lawsuit

[@lilwyvern4]

Bet insurance still gave 'em the runaround on the payout.

[@keroro407]

Depends on who asked for the tree to be moved in the first place.

[@kimberle4753]

Did you see the ones that jumped over the fence?

[@insidemyhead22]

​@@kimberle4753 no, now i did

[@Cwtr]

"Are you proud of yourself now of your behaviour?" Every teacher loves this line

[@alexsautismacceptancechann1459]

As a teacher, I Can confirm…😂

[@mackthisarrowhearth295]

Maybe they try to "teach" you something...

[@aquilyxus]

@Santiago 🅥 i'm better than your dad, your dad doesn't exist!

[@Superior1995Rex]

Sometimes people have hard time reflecting their behaviour. This sentence always gets then

[@Woogoo336]

Classic line from those who think themselves better than you. It's never good hearing it as an adult.

[@tjhogue371]

"cuz I want sympathy" had me dying what a funny old man. Enjoy them while you have them

[@joemency2242]

@Watchmoro no

[@5DNRG]

....enjoy and LEARN from them!

[@Claire-kg7kp]

I will enjoy old men 😩

[@M1ssKiera]

@@Claire-kg7kp What 😃

[@MickeyMouse-lm6zj]

grandpa video was staged

[@AlextheENTP]

The white blood cells message is heartbreakingly wholesome and undeniable. Thank you.

[@fluff5]

My white cells should stop fighting It's not worth it anymore

[@elmondo-s1e]

@@aak8297 ya think that’ll convince my white blood cells to stop attacking my thyroid? If so, sign me up

[@C.Church]

Wholesome, another word ruined by cliche addicts.

[@kartik7375]

@@C.Church wdym?

[@C.Church]

@@kartik7375 Wholesome has joined the ranks of ... First Hold my beer Legend has it I can confirm that... Is anyone watching this in...? I'm dead, or 💀 Protect this man at all costs. Precious babies or situations said to cause "balling" of someone eyes out And on and on all the way back to fedora accusations and desktop days of pressing specific number keys flipping directly to a funny second.

[@smokeyc21]

We've all had that moment as kids with a loose tooth. Never trust your parents when they say "let me see"

[@k.ferguson2982]

Ain't that the tooth! 🤪

[@maksymadamenko]

agh. that feeling of taking it out, this some kind of a crust sound

[@ilect1690]

My mom would tie dental floss around the tooth, hold the floss taught and slap my forehead to get it out

[@Andrewbaysura1]

​@@ilect1690 my uncle got pliers and tried to rip it out.

[@fortniteisgay629]

my mom flicked my tooth out when i was 6

[@Miss_Matched]

As a person who gets anxious in crowds and tight closed spaces, the way those people were crammed into that train looks like literal hell on earth to me.

[@DrummerJacob]

It's hell on earth because you've lived a sheltered life where you get to pick and choose what realities you desire. And don't ever forget that when you go about bitching about USA because you leave this place and you don't get to bitch anymore cause people wherever you are are dying to get here so enjoy your 1st world problems.

[@riseisrising]

Ikr what the fawkes from Harry Potter was that???

[@fourthpanda]

As someone who lives in Tokyo, that is most certainly not what the trains are like most of the time. Only very rarely when it's rush hour and there's been a cancelation or something.

[@alexb7092]

Crowd crush looks so scary! 😵😱

[@arnavranka4510]

​@@fourthpanda As an Indian: First time?

[@SemiHypercube]

"The good news is that nobody was hurt" the eight most reassuring words to come from this man

[@liquidphilosopher1816]

@RedStar 123 Don't stop

[@carsonapplebaum2266]

More like "least convincing"

[@kenjianimates]

Legit

[@kenjianimates]

Litterly🥹🥹🤣🤣

[@i.d.9754]

Imagine how distressed we'll all be when he doesn't say that one day

[@doggodude7]

I don't know why but the porpoise sliding on to the scale was actually satisfying.

[@PinkPineappleGaming]

The amount of strength the conductors have to push all those people in is amazing

[@33482]

Professional trainsquishers

[@Nermeen.]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo I'm your first victim💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@tymon1928]

Techniques rather than strength

[@thegorn]

It's easy until someone farts

[@MeteorWave]

ikr

[@badcreations9527]

I love the people in the background of the tree removing service just jumping the fence. One did it so casually while the other was running for his life

[@calebdegruise3942]

Good news we got the tree. Bad news u will have to pay roof damages

[@shameernazar4466]

I only noticed the people in Background after seeing this comments

[@justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639]

@@calebdegruise3942 They better have insurance! And I don't mean the homeowners!

[@etiennedreyer4682]

Exactly, LoL

[@qua7771]

All because they didn't want the tree falling on their house.

[@FlyTour69]

3:04 so satisfying watching/hearing the porpoise just glide onto the platform.

[@TomJohnson67]

3:01 I didn't expect that porpoise to glide so gracefully onto the scale like that.

[@aliquida7132]

And it did that on porpoise

[@spywalkz1]

The way the cops stared at him before he said "Are you proud of yourself right now" got me. 💀

[@buckiesmalls]

Did IT jump a little:?

[@michajanicki6860]

@@ that cop = 100% snowflake with huge mental problems

[@silvsilvsilv]

Imagine threatening someone with arrest for taking a step, and then have the nerve if THEY feel proud of themselves :D

[@jimothyjimbo8900]

@RedStar 123 I just unsubbed from you after seeing all of your weird comments.

[@randomrazr]

@@jimothyjimbo8900 LOL

[@darkheartrjdyosn6345]

3:03 the way she pushes it so it just slowly slides backwards is hillarious

[@k.ferguson2982]

She did that on porpoise.

[@szlendak1368]

while saying the weight bahaha

[@All.Natural.Dirt.]

Imagine you get handled like that at the doctor's office 😂

[@AssassinIronMan]

@@All.Natural.Dirt. Yeah they gotta do that for your mom

[@Starfloofle]

bloopbloop...

[@Somekinder1]

The way they just shove the people in the trains so casually is so funny to me

[@snowmonster42]

I know! It sounds totally abusive, but they were being very helpful and conscientious. Did you see how that one conductor went running Ning for the next door so he could help get some more sardines shoved in?

[@koowilliam]

We all know how white blood cells works, but the way you said it was so heart-warming. Thank you

[@BlissBatch]

Not nearly as heartwarming as the platelets in Cells At Work!

[@Punkledunk]

Hell yeah I saw a bit of that show, it’s pretty awesome

[@peezieforestem5078]

What about lonely people with leukemia?

[@MickeyMouse-lm6zj]

the ones that care about me do not have a brain

[@Earthneedsado-over177]

White blood cells also tell us a lot just by measuring how many there are.

[@zkproductions4351]

Gotta love how the passengers on the train don’t mind the guys shoving them, showing that it happens all the time

[@zkproductions4351]

Thought that I got actual comments, turns out they’re stupid bots

[@wingading5127]

Ive never felt so lucky to work from home 😂

[@sneezlebottom137]

Pushing them in is actually part of their job, too.

[@tommyebay]

Imagine cutting the biggest fart of all time, in the middle of the riders, after a long night of beer drinking and eating egg salad sandwiches! Ugh.... those poor passengers

[@T0NI_]

I'd say that one guy seemed a little bothered, but yea I mean not much you can do about it. You either deal with it or step out and hope the next one is less full

[@yakshitaahir6934]

That old man really took " never let them know your next move" to the next level ^⁠_⁠^

[@tomlongworth5387]

Call an ambulance, but not for me

[@malibustacys80085]

He made it Never let them know when your next move is, because He is slow.

[@h0m3st4r]

@@crusaderknight6928 That spam bot belongs to a Discord predator named Savetion. Report him and all of his alts.

[@h0m3st4r]

@@crusaderknight6928 Good.

[@ANPC-pi9vu]

He reminded me of elderly Joseph Joestar. I could see Joseph pulling that.

[@operationada]

I love your channel. Your videos always make me feel better about things in life, even when I'm having a rough time with things. Thanks for all of the attention to detail. It makes all the difference for your fans! 🤗🤗

[@timsullivan4566]

Feel guilty for how hard I laughed when mom yanked her kids tooth out! 😆

[@iqAlek]

Lol

[@petrescuework-difficultcas6581]

It's a horrible way to ruin the trust your kid has in you

[@gamersniffles]

@@petrescuework-difficultcas6581 give it up

[@Hoch134]

@@petrescuework-difficultcas6581 It was quick and easy. Better than any other method he could have tried.

[@petrescuework-difficultcas6581]

@@Hoch134 Then at least give your kid an info and a countdown. Trust issues is a real thing in kid parent relationships and can cause severe issues in the kid.

[@poppletronva]

The way you personified the white blood cells is giving me an existential crisis. They're a piece of me but they look so autonomous and separate when seen under a microscope.

[@Life_42]

We don't know how the universe really works. Those white blood cells may be very conscious!

[@TimeSurfer206]

Our very bodies are a symbiotic society. Wait until you learn about what our Gut Biome does for us.

[@anonymousperson6462]

They look yellow in that video.

[@raging_crocodile2081]

@@Life_42 Sir, they don’t have brains…

[@mudit1]

​@@Life_42 may be our universe is also conscious

[@Dalynx09]

"This is a Stickup, and yes, I am a Horse" This had me Laughing so hard lmfao

[@playfulpanthress]

Pretty sure that was a camel costume, though.

[@BREKsend8710]

“No Stowage”

[@Lightice1]

Not a typo, funnily enough. You stow your cargo in a stowage. You store your goods in storage. The difference is whether the container is moving somewhere or not.

[@alexsautismacceptancechann1459]

“Are you proud of yourself right now” is a PERFECT question to ask 😂

[@mitingtwotch]

im investing in this comment. current like count is 50

[@alexsautismacceptancechann1459]

@@mitingtwotch fr it’s sorta blowing up I didn’t expect it lol

[@anonomousryan4508]

Its like the more polite way of calling someone stupid

[@willsmith1376]

@@mitingtwotch It's have 1k or more likes, idk. But i'll be here for it

[@ckmoore101]

@@11sonicspeed And we will enjoy watching you get arrested in the future.

[@Kumire_921]

Seeing planets normally without telescopes has always been fascinating, like seeing venus early in the morning.

[@shadowzeraora7459]

It looked like a massive sky beast staring into my soul to me...😶

[@isabellawilliams5474]

I just went outside to see them. Very visible!

[@crazedizzy]

I saw mars in front of our house for a month straight it was bright orange and now its gone lol

[@randalherrera2463]

Ohhh so thats what i saw i took a pic of the planets and that day the moon was super close to them toooo looked amazing

[@theeraphatsunthornwit6266]

Uranus is also easily visible but you need a mirror.

[@chickenbroscosplays]

Someone asks what you did this weekend: "This is a stick up! And yes I am a horse."

[@tristanmoller9498]

As a mechanical engineering student: The robot is the piece of art.

[@thisismychannel4535]

That’s a good way to look at it. Since the sculptor who makes the statue by hand is an artist. A robot that makes sculptures isn’t the artist, the engineer is the artist instead.

[@hdturner1]

programing the robot is art, how long before it programs itself?

[@briciolaa]

i like this way of thinking about it!

[@randomrazr]

do u have to be good at match to be in mengeering?

[@silvsilvsilv]

Art: the expression or application of human creative skill and imagination. An artist programmed the robot with the design. Anyone who claims it isn't art is objectively wrong.

[@Catalogue28]

I feel like that parrot knew the difference between rock and Shrek but was smart enough to joke around with it

[@RuSosan]

I was also wondering whether Apollo didn't just pull a bit of sneaky trolling there, lol.

[@iqAlek]

Fr

[@calebcochran27]

🗿

[@waffler-yz3gw]

its a fun thought but i kinda doubt it

[@LocalUltrakillEnjoyer]

Shrock Shruck

[@owllosaurus]

So nice seeing Apollo here!! What a pleasant surprise!

[@Eli_Hurley]

I know, I didn’t expect to see him either!

[@DonaldTrumpPresident2O24]

Bro change that pfp

[@owllosaurus]

@@DonaldTrumpPresident2O24 you must have a sad life if my pfp bothers you that much, and no I’m not going to. Deal with it :)

[@gamingbutimbad1943]

2:36 it's basically 3D printing so it's as much art as the 3D computer version, which was probably modeled by a human.

[@matthewboire6843]

Yea. A computer physically Made it but a human made the idea

[@peak_jerma.]

Well computer made digital art exists so it's computer made physical art now

[@Sevicify]

This statue is a replica of the Tersicore created by Antonio Canova in 1811, and the 3D model was created through 3D scanning possibly with some final touch ups of errors by a human.

[@hazelthetabbycat]

We have to appreciate how he gives himself an overdose of internet each time just to give us our perfect daily dose…

[@cabbeli]

@@poa2.0surface77 he just recently took a partnership where he gets a little help with his videos. Until about january this year he's been looking for videos and permissions and editing all by himself from the day he started. Earlier in his career he put out videos every single day but that was too taxing for just him so he had to upload less.

[@duskpede5146]

@@poa2.0surface77 source: it came to me in a dream

[@Thawhid]

​@@cabbeli i mean I respect him but don't act like it's extremely hard work. He's just grabbing videos from reddit or whatnot. Like the millions of other compilation channels. He just hit the lottery. Like seriously this channel is good but it's no different to other compilation channels

[@scratchpenny]

@@Thawhid Sometimes, all it takes is being first. What's the saying, you can be successful by "either being first, being smarter, or cheating." He was one of the first, which also makes him intuitively smart about human nature. And although it's easy compared to many jobs, it's still a job.

[@Thawhid]

@@scratchpenny he was not one of the first mate. He won the lottery. That's what YT Is all about. You gotta get lucky with an audience because quality ≠ views. Even then he was consistent. Had consistent quality. Most of his clips aren't your usual recycled viral videos. So all seconds were essentially fresh

[@krishbae0708]

The loose baby tooth and perfectly cut scream after was my favorite 🤣

[@gwenchapman5068]

Lemme see *YOINK*

[@Abhil295]

@@gwenchapman5068 AA...

[@SteelG_TR]

man i used to hate people when they tried to pull it off LİKE İT İS EVENTUALLY GONNA FALL DOWN WHY DO YOU MAKE İT HARDER AND İT BLEEDS THAT WAY TOO

[@_Cragon_]

@@SteelG_TR it bleeds either way, but it bleeds way more if you yank it

[@57thorns]

That first guy still documented enough himself to warrant an arrest.

[@Ataraxian]

I think them weighing the porpoise was the best thing I've seen all year. EDIT: He looked so content and just slid right down its amazing

[@MR-nl8xr]

Just got nudged back in after weight completed.

[@creatorofthisaintasceneseries]

Thats A vacuita i think

[@M1ssKiera]

@@creatorofthisaintasceneseries It says in the video that it’s a porpoise 3:01

[@watcherwhowatches6725]

@@M1ssKiera "vaquita" is a type of porpoise

[@alfinpogform4774]

I thought it was an accident at first, then I realized he did it on porpoise.

[@ipodius2646]

3:12 „Right when you think that nobody cares about you, just know that these guys are always fighting for you“, it actually made me feel a little better, thank you.

[@InsaneLaughter01]

Unless you are immunocompromised.

[@hallunolla]

You have an entire army backing you up

[@horsegirl2.012]

@@SusanKay- that means your white blood cells attack healthy cells too, I think. Autoimmune/immunocompromised

[@amithbhagat]

It really uplifted my spirit 👍

[@ryuukail]

@@horsegirl2.012 almost. What you described is autoimmune. When your immune system attacks healthy tissue. Immunocompromised is when your immune system is weak. Could be caused by and autoimmune condition, like AIDS, or from things like not getting enough vitamins or enough sleep (hard to do as long as you’re eating and sleeping)

[@y.a100]

That cop was beyond disappointed at this guy, holy crap, he was probably thinking to himself how tf does a person become like this

[@gabrielewilson4678]

thats because thats not a person no more XD

[@nsmlsof]

The same cop who threatened the guy with arrest a second ago for stepping into the street? Yeah, I don’t give a crap about how that tyrant bully felt.

[@y.a100]

from what it at least seems he did something in one of the stores and the cops were keeping him out of their property (with his behavior probably a prank or smth). either way the cop asked him to not step any farther and he continued acting childish in front of leo that was only there to do his job. @@nsmlsof

[@methatis3013]

​@@nsmlsofthey obviously have a situation going on. Preventing people from endangering themselves and others is hardly tyrannical

[@nsmlsof]

@@methatis3013 dude they were literally standing on the street where they didn’t want him to “take one more step further”. Gtfoh with the tyrant apologetics.

[@toreole5831]

"are you proud of your behaviour right now?" yes, yes i am

[@lotexcreates]

I have been watching these videos consecutively for the last 3 years and I love it every time. Thank you for being such an awesome youtuber

[@SpiralShape]

I'm investing into this comment Like count at purchase: 4

[@Aquaticcaa]

@@SpiralShape me too

[@yangverse]

@@SpiralShape 17

[@ArizonaJoshua]

For me it's been 2 years now and I always make sure to watch all the shorts now.

[@popsmaellard725]

@@SpiralShape 25 for me

[@darcy0702]

I would never blame a grandpa that wants sympathy like him

[@PhantomFilmAustralia]

The old guy's good. It worked on you like a charm. 😂😂

[@Potato1234_x]

@redstar1239 no one cares

[@Dipply]

Okay but that crowded train thing is terrifying actually, that’s how human crushes happen (a tragedy where people fall into each other and suffocate essentially) I’d never let myself into a space that crowded Ever

[@oldmech619]

The fun part is getting off at the correct station. Fortunately I was always able to get stuck in the center where I liked it. The trains open up further out it goes.

[@eowynsisterdaughter]

This was probably rush hour as well, I've been on Tokyo trains that weren't nearly this bad,

[@metamon2704]

I'm fairly sure the clip was pretty old, I've never seen any staff dressed like that in the last 10 years.

[@perfectworldbeholder]

Crowded trains are not how human crushes happen, because trains have a ton of exits. I can assure you everyone made it out of that train alive

[@markwright3161]

@@perfectworldbeholder And it's only 3 people pushing, not the collective mass of hundreds if not thousands all moving like a glacier into a narrowing like a single stairway or corridor.

[@thelion7929]

That cop got flashbacks of his little brother pulling the same prank on him 😂😂😂

[@meetomair]

I feel so relaxed when every time you say “Good news is that nobody hurts”

[@nr1NPC]

Dont lie. You never get stressed up anyway. Pathetic pretending you had any consideration of people you never met OR EVEN SAW. People do whatever it takes to get "likes" today 😂🤣 LMAO

[@dancingmonkey08]

the twist is nobody was hurt...because everybody died instantly without pain......

[@M2Mil7er]

Everybody hurts... sometimes.

[@brianorozco1074]

@@dancingmonkey08 Nice

[@bentonrp]

DDOI: Luckily nobody was hurt. "But what about muh feeeeelinnnnngs!!!" 😭

[@jack8162]

The mom pulling the tooth out made me laugh way too hard lol

[@abispanner3957]

Same! XD

[@iqAlek]

yes ol

[@Ditto.007]

Ikr! Got a good chuckle out of me and I don't usually laugh out loud.

[@supersword09]

same

[@AstronautTheGamer]

i feel bad for his pain

[@diamondbackwolfgaming4322]

2:56I love Apollo, glad he finally made it into one of your videos

[@lonely_7891]

3:00

[@pearthdatt]

So nice seeing Apollo here!! What a pleasant surprise!. That man had the bravery to do what no one else dared..

[@pegasoos0762]

2:19 I want to be like him when I'm old.Just fooling people for my own entertainment

[@nuggs5509]

"And yes I am a horse" I love this line for some reason 😂

[@CorrectsYou]

It's funny because he wasn't a horse, he was a camel.

[@nuggs5509]

@@CorrectsYou So much happening in the one scene. Fantastic.

[@MrJegerjeg]

And why the long face?

[@djamtz]

Vine energy and the " No stowage " one

[@Dethmeister]

@@djamtz What's the deal with the "no stowage" one?

[@lemonlaunch]

They’d find this video funny though Hi DDoI 🤚🏻

[@BillGates-ud2vi]

As a billionaire I can confirm this

[@lemonlaunch]

@@BillGates-ud2vi did you become a billionaire in the gate industry? Your name sounds familiar

[@ArrowMaster_]

For sure 100000%

[@Furyman325]

​@Darktion bro wtf

[@luvely1062]

*you put your left foot in*

[@PlayStationGuy143]

0:31 The person in the black coat is so frustrated

[@whimsicalname]

“Cuz I want sympathy.” That grandpa has life figured out.

[@pollux901]

Pretty matured question from a sensible police officer. That guy was definitely destroyed.

[@willprichard9029]

Nah fuck the police. Threatening to arrest someone for walking

[@InsaneLaughter01]

Just to clarify: Only cops are allowed the threaten the public, but not the retail workers and cashier who get literaly assaulted? Yup, total maturity.

[@NefariousTomato]

​@@InsaneLaughter01 what?

[@izaksteenkamp6103]

@@InsaneLaughter01 Yes what the other guy said. What?

[@jetpackdog3427]

​​@@InsaneLaughter01 Bro wtf are you talking about What does this even mean

[@tristanrujano]

the porpoise flooping up the second she opens her arms makes me very happy

[@MEOW14-20]

2:35 it is art because a person programed the robot

[@QuestionableExclamationPoint]

1:37 OW

[@Pajanimations]

Tooth gun

[@oashky]

the element of surprise softens the blow

[@JokinIsCool]

*Funny*

[@greenbean678]

i felt that

[@1ho10andre6]

Gurl was aggressive on that tooth💀

[@MarxismOfficial]

Let's just appriciate the fact that he has never clickbaited us

[@xcaedes]

Daily Dose Of Internet OG’s: “aCtUAllY tHerE wAs tHiS OnE tImE iN 201-“ In all seriousness yes I agree

[@invadernett8799]

It's funny he's so anti clickbait that I feel clickbaited by him when the thumbnail isn't the very first clip in the video.

[@tylerarmalavage6797]

My content is worse than dailys or whatever idk what bots say

[@jasperzanovich2504]

@@invadernett8799 Isn't it always the very first?

[@duckmeat4674]

That's literally the basic standard

[@DannSTM]

I just love how the kid went " _AAA-_ " and the clip just ended making it a *perfect* cut scream

[@limeedhot]

@watchmoro no

[@Pugtail]

Lmao the way they just shove people in the train like trying to fit laundry into a bag kills me

[@anotherinternetidiot6300]

I was thinking stuffing a sleeping bag into it's sack 😂

[@KIOTCHIROU]

i feel bad for the girl got shoved inside, it's like getting molested or get accused when you're a guy, worse experience

[@Isosceles-Triangle]

I'd unalive myself if that was my daily commute

[@AxolotlQueen]

@@KIOTCHIROU wtf

[@blayses3116]

@@KIOTCHIROUall of them got shoved inside, not just that girl lol

[@Blerpbloop]

I think that he was pretty proud with his own behaviour.

[@pegasoos0762]

3:09 I would do this job even without getting paid

[@supportpatriarchyordietrying]

Du klaust ihren Joooooooooooooob!!!

[@Yoshi-vq3og]

@@supportpatriarchyordietrying NEIIIIIIIN!!!

[@nataliemartin8973]

Apollo is a smart bird, even if he doesn't get the right answer this video. He can correctly identify a number of colours and materials, but when he started learning rock he got it confused and merged with Shrek. It's fascinating to watch, I love their channel.

[@electric_pheonix2449]

SHROCK ROCK SHREK

[@misterkoneko2389]

Shrek + rock = shrok

[@Leopoldshark]

You wanna sock?

[@minicloud737]

Pistach!

[@Boseeinsteinshake]

No smooching!

[@THETRIVIALTHINGS]

I bet the grandpa was a real prankster in his youth.

[@republicofcasuals]

He looked like an actor.... no idea what his name was or what from.... give me a few hours as i'm sure it will bug me until i know OCD and all.... 😵‍💫

[@dubg7likemike]

Clearly the video was staged kid

[@Socpro2b]

Bro gave the camera a salute broo

[@MrLondonGo]

0:48 there's nothing wrong with use of No Stowage its perfect English, literally meaning stowage of items is not permitted in that compartment

[@genethebean9729]

The porpoise is literally the cutest, most wholesome thing I've ever seen

[@infectedpotato117]

oh you sweet summer child

[@LuciferaseFire]

yea just dont look to deep into the dolphins, if ya know, ya know

[@annaboi4832]

Uhh

[@tommytom5650]

They are delicious too. Just ask the Japanese being crammed on that train.

[@Michorida]

is this the only video you’ve ever watched in your life? Sure it was cute but there are way more “wholesome” things to be seen lmao. Y’all love using that word

[@mariacross8776]

Awh! The white blood cells comment was so sweet and true! I think we forget sometimes on how much our body fights to keep the bad things out. That was so humbling.

[@katie7748]

Agreed. It's astounding how many people don't actually understand how that works.

[@PhantomFilmAustralia]

Our cells fight for us more than we do.

[@mariacross8776]

@@katie7748 I agree. But I might cause an argument with you, because I say it spiritually and not scientifically. When I say spiritually I am saying our bodies are sacred, and we abuse them. It's nice to be reminded that our bodies are fighting for us physically even though we we give our body physical harm. Does that make sense? I tried my best to explain on text how I feel.

[@blacky_Ninja]

@@mariacross8776 On the other hand your body only works so coordinated because of you aswell, sooo your body literally ain‘t getting nowhere without you. It‘s already complaining enough as it is. 😪

[@hiroprotagonitis]

When I want to give up, I’ll remember to do it for the little guys inside of me!!

[@Pycxho]

Thank you for giving us a daily dose of internet

[@hannesRSA]

Now just need an afternoon Friday drink

[@Ivartshiva]

This was a pretty good one, I think. I imagine the kid (narrator) looks like Andy on Ryan Hall Y'all - or Josh Turner

[@its.julieeeeee]

this is the 7th video in a ROW I have watched of daily dose of internet 😭

[@dertreffer]

the "are you proud of yourself" of the cop did sound and look more like the response from a disapointed dad than anything else edit: i expect some attention, but HOLY F, nearly 3k likes already, you guys are insane edit 2: special thanks to SpinBlade for his lovely comments 😂

[@aedt3]

😬

[@Rickolas.]

cop? i think you mean pig.

[@graciegj63]

He might be a dad.

[@xxCBTEnjoyer]

@@Rickolas. Yikes, cringe alert

[@zayler9588]

@@Rickolas. daym bro, u got the whole squad laughing 😐

[@AutTheWizard]

I feel like that cop roasting him like that caused way more emotional damage then if he just arrested him 🤣. Feels like a "I'm not mad, just disappointed" type situation

[@djentlover]

I wish it was like that. But teens value funny situations more than anything, and the cop was just fueling that fire

[@jensenraylight8011]

that police is probably a troublemaker at school, and his teacher probably said "Are you proud of yourself right now?" a lot to him. and now he is using that same line to gain control over his life because literally nobody used "Are you proud of yourself right now?" when talking to someone. the guy didn't pass the vibe check

[@Assia131]

They were wasting their time

[@_Lis25]

@@jensenraylight8011 yeah yeah, I just love how people pull someone's backstory out of their ass on the internet.

[@jensenraylight8011]

@@_Lis25 we need to humanize the police, give them a screwed up backstory so everyone can relate to them. anyway, you can meet ton of random bloke on the street with this exact backstory, so the story is not out of nowhere. you just know it when you meet or see one, because this type of person is abundance in your typical high school

[@lumyvolcan7273]

Look at the guys jumping the fence at 2:03 😂

[@daisyjoy242]

They did not want to deal with that problem

[@jcking932]

😂😂😂😂 reaaaaal

[@jaxsonsaunders9907]

one of the most perfect jumps i’ve seen in my life

[@ToastyFresh1]

My mom always said “let me see” before yanking the tooth out, I fell for it every single time for some reason 😅

[@PhantomFilmAustralia]

It's why I have trust issues.

[@150_asharifadhilaha2]

My mom does that too lol

[@isaiahbarnett9062]

My dad had this wonderful trick where he would pinch the gum above the tooth gen pull it, didn't hurt at all

[@CatSynthwave]

Well sadly, I always pluck my own teeth out. ;-;

[@Asti.sayAhstee]

@@PhantomFilmAustralia exactly.

[@AkaCeci]

the train one got me cracking up 😂🤣 they were just shoving them in and the look on their faces

[@KeebeThePlush]

That clip with the kid getting his baby tooth removed caught me off guard lmao

[@GrndAdmiralThrawn]

1:43 r/perfectlycutscreams

[@hammadarbab6371]

Perfect cut don’t exi-

[@Nako3]

I saw it coming :D

[@chaitanyatetali3026]

That was ju- 🥴

[@SoniasWay]

Wow, I hope that store owner was ok. He’s so brave

[@HeroesHoshi]

The horse is more tragic. What kind of life is the horse having, for it to have to rob a store?

[@pamr.8025]

​@@HeroesHoshi that comment is funnier than the actual robbery by horse!! Lol

[@calebdegruise3942]

I swear to god I thought it was a camel costume

[@ytechnology]

Store owner: Are you horsing around? Horse: Naay!!

[@jimbobjunior.]

It wasn't a real stick up so of horse he's ok.

[@shy.guy_]

( ooc) THE KID AT 1:41 MADE ME LOSE IT. THE SCREAM☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@frankonoj]

perfectly cut scream too.

[@Koyori_Tanemura]

Nestle Crunch

[@Sinary69]

​@@user-xy4in3rt3imy family pinned me down and my grandma literally just snagged it out with her hands. Still remember the pain to this day.

[@MabeyGhostFace]

When the car went over the roof Is nobody gonna talk about the 2 guys jumping over the fence escaping the incident 😂😂😂😂😂

[@CrowGtVR]

1:51 “Professional”

[@SomeRandodude222]

At 0:18 “Are you proud of yourself right now ?” That hits home 😂. Also the way the cop looked at him killed me as well he’s thinking “you’re not that guy your not that guy” 😂

[@Deltoren1]

i would respond "are you proud of yourself and all the fucked up shit you do?"

[@Thorfin.D.G0at]

@@Deltoren1 What has that guy done? like do you know what he has done I mean you gotta know right?

[@irixperson]

@@Deltoren1 The natural response would be "yes."

[@topazokenni4869]

​@@Deltoren1 "well, at least I'm getting paid for doing this"

[@Liam_The_Great]

@@Deltoren1 damn bro so edgy

[@shreyaroka1551]

"Right when you think nobody cares about you these guys are always fighting for you" -me with autoimmune disorders 💀

[@tesseract4056]

Well, to be fair, Your body can't tell the difference between your cells and foreign cells. So I think they still love you.🤗

[@VixenSaid]

They be trying their best

[@Persun_McPersonson]

@@VixenSaid Exactly, their best is just...not very good...

[@Starvaze]

​​​@@tesseract4056 my 37 trillion Cells relaxing cus I am jerm aware: oh don't worry. We're always on standby(exept the blood cells. They always in a rush)

[@Tonys_Gabagool]

Even the trunk of that BMW has no patience to stay open

[@wasababi]

Seeing apollo in daily dose if internet made my day. I love that bird 🥲

[@Nelo390]

@RedStar 123 He 'literally' didn't, so go Cry me a river.

[@LumpyLittle]

YESS I KNOW RIGHT!!!

[@sebqstivn]

@RedStar 123 stop the cap kid

[@MickeyMouse-lm6zj]

apollo animal crossing

[@LumpyLittle]

@@MickeyMouse-lm6zj yesssss!!

[@kalaruch1974]

I feel like this part about white blood cells got me smile more than it should :)

[@veramae4098]

We each have 10's of thousands of tiny friends!

[@WinkLinkletter]

The body and biology in general is so amazing and interesting. Thinking about all the wondrous processes taking place at each moment, both those I know a little about and the ones I still have no idea are even happening, makes me happy.

[@brando3342]

@@veramae4098 Not me, mine are actually trying to kill me 😂

[@-______-______-]

Actually. I love just how human that comment is.

[@bentonrp]

White pow- ...oh! ...ohh... 😒

[@andrewsampson9065]

I think the marble thing could be considered art if someone uniquely designed the piece that it creates

[@sky01james28]

That sounds reasonable. And even if the robot makes more than one of the same piece, it can still be considered a manufacturing tool like those used to reprint famous paintings

[@J69223]

A piece of marble art is a piece of marble art whether it is made by machine or human. I think, it’s just more bragging rights if it was done by a human

[@heathercreates]

The human designer and the robot are co-artists. A wonderful duo.

[@cooltellow2739]

@@sky01james28 at that point its just an overly fancy 3d printer

[@themanfromupover2020]

If nature is considered art, wich hasn't been touched by humans, then this in my opinion can also be considered art.

[@GlitchedRobot]

Imagine getting pushed into a crowded train by 3 dudes lol.

[@AugmentedGravity]

0:45 the positive is, if you crash, everyone is so compacted that its ok :)

[@moonfiend9259]

YES I love Apollo. So smart and mixes his words to get the pinnacle of quote worthy memedom like "touch purple" and of course "shhhhrock"

[@Youtubecansuckmycock]

So glad he got on ddoi!!

[@fromhereon014]

G L A S S

[@CookieJarOfficial]

the police officer isn’t mad. he’s just disappointed.

[@krisdoestuff]

Probably wasnt the first time he went through this 💀

[@entity5279]

3 of the 4 replies here are bots

[@hugowhitacre3573]

​@@entity5279 report them

[@Deltoren1]

i mean hes a cop he sorta deserves it

[@genericname2747]

Dude could be out stopping criminals, but he's here. Dealing with a man trying to step too close to McDonald's

[@ReliquaryPrime]

If there is one thing that cops are known for, it's their sense of humor.

[@simontigerson6013]

except when you can't breathe. that's when shit gets real.

[@GlutenFreeStudios]

0:20 That freeze frame just reeks of disappointment

[@Flies_the_limit]

The robot itself is art. Extremely sophisticated art.

[@joaocalhandro]

I was looking for this comment. Thanks.

[@MarkMark-yr4xq]

Ya its still art even more so because someone still had to make the robot, put it together, and program it so it can carve the marble.

[@Life_42]

Art making art!

[@jobobminer8843]

Someone has to make the statue in CAD software and understand sculpting well enough make the robot

[@fangwu7576]

At what point does art become a machine? If you print an artwork onto paper is the print still considered an art piece?

[@Exavack]

That kid who got his tooth pulled is gonna have a very funny story to tell his future kids 🤣

[@tasdevil9476]

That made me bust out laughing 🤣

[@katie7748]

My first grade teacher pulled out loose teeth if you asked. I was never that brave lol

[@goobydoobers501]

@@katie7748 i had a lunch lady pull my tooth out at lunch because i couldnt eat my apple. its a core memory lol

[@djamtz]

The cut sceam man

[@k.ferguson2982]

@@goobydoobers501 Did you sign off, on all the Apple Terms and Conditions? 🙄

[@2a2y66]

ain’t nobody talking about the two goofiest jumps at 2:00 in the background lmao 😂

[@NRG56]

0:42 bro, just take the next one..

[@tetraploid5000]

THE NEXT ONE? you don’t understand

[@NRG56]

@@tetraploid5000 human sardine: there is no next one...😶‍🌫️

[@MemerTheMeeper123]

Wow how smart thanks for giving me braincells I stole them

[@colminerojoshuab.8155]

Gonna wait 45 minutes for the next one while you're already late on work? Why yes indeed. I have lost braincells.

[@NRG56]

@@colminerojoshuab.8155 i can tell bud

[@fictional3128]

1:43 had me dying 😂

[@franzmateo2003]

Same

[@heroessquad2019]

AAAH-

[@RichardLeon-qw4bi]

That cop not arresting that guy and saying “are you proud of yourself” was ten times more humiliating than if he arrested him.

[@RosemaryTheFloran]

Yeah if someone told me that I'd probably just sit down and think for a solid 10 minutes about my life choices

[@dawiddk3699]

Imagine stealing a comment 💀

[@pidgeonsofthegods1482]

Bro you just took the top comment word for word and then reposted it, why?

[@EricHockridge]

@@pidgeonsofthegods1482 I wonder if he is proud of himself

[@pidgeonsofthegods1482]

@@EricHockridge LOL

[@nox6948]

I got emotional hearing about my white blood cells. The only friends I can rely on.

[@breddiemercury]

"Cause I want sympathy" Absolute legend

[@DoofusJack]

respect for your channel attire