WARHAMMER 40K MEMES 3

[@randomdude8202]

Fun fact: Emperor didnt have a standing order for killing xenos on sight. But also didnt object when primarchs go wild on them.

[@Falcone45]

Proof he needed to be a better father figure. Lol

[@Oscar_Lasco]

@@randomdude8202 genociders rarely put explicit criminal orders on paper.

[@randomdude8202]

@@Oscar_Lasco while what he did was definitely wrong, it is not surprising since he was there to witness age of stife humanity being preyed on by xenos, causing a ptsd. He was just a human after all. And he probably even killed more humans than he saved, believing that he is the only one that can save humanity, entirely dismissing diplomacy with fractured human remnants. But to be fair, he has fair claim as a "savior" considering his powers. And that is what I like about the setting, it is as uncertain as reality, you can only tell which is which with hindsight.

[@Man_Aslume]

​@Falcone45 he left to go get the milk and Horus went bad boy mode

[@АнтонВолков-д7л]

Now, now, hear me out: A custom "the lost and the damned" army made *entirely* of genestealers, who worship four 'aspects' of the Star God.

[@serbrawl7981]

Sounds like the faith of the seven on game of thrones

[@MajorCoolD]

@@serbrawl7981 He is referring to them having been subverted by Chaos... and I like that idea. Definetly possible... though... it would have to be somewhere where either their overall connection to the greater Hive Mind or rather their Patriarch's connection has to be impaired of their Patriarch itself being already somewhat corrupted.

[@jeremyvenville1531]

THAT SOUNDS FUCKING EPIC

[@nicolobarbato6471]

1:58 "Yo bro, wake up! I murdered your entire family!" "But I live alone. Wait, am I in danger?!" "Well, not anymore! You can thank me later"

[@user-unos111]

That karen Erda was a big mistake and no one can convince otherwise

[@electricangel4488]

Could ay least have made her likable. All it would need is admitting she was in love that she had a moment and that it was a mistake. She could still hate E,

[@nowhere474]

EVEN THE EMPEROR HIMSELF (beloved by all), HAS SERIOUS BABY MAMMA DRAMA. been there, it sucks

[@60sSam]

Iron Warriors going to fight Yellow Loyalist Space Marines: "YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" *It's actually the Lamenters.* Iron Warriors: "Oh heck no. We gone."

[@Oscar_Lasco]

16:44 A nice loyalist Fulgrim who protects humanity and respects his soldiers? You mean we could have Sanguinius but more fabulous?

[@ConfusCat]

Remember: if brute force hasn’t solved all your problems, you are yet to apply enough

[@keatonburton6064]

Officio Assassinorum be like: Vindicare Temple: "Boom. Headshot." Callidus Temple: *Enter the Ninja* Eversor Temple: "Suicide is badass!" Culexus Temple: *pure evil* Venemum Temple: "Poison."

[@OGTacitus]

Vanus temple: "Hackerman"

[@leandrocastello309]

​@@OGTacitusVanus temple: "you IP is..."

[@legosam2067]

5:58 that’s a fork.

[@ExceedProduction]

"New game comes out, Imperium yet again" As it should be. Everyone else is NPC enemy factions only there as a shooting gallery!

[@Himer0551]

20:06 Violence is not an answer. Its a question. AND THE ANSWER IS YES!

[@Reiner547]

10:42 that is so accurate I died

[@KitBrickproductions]

As a guard player I am utterly confused.

[@CH3353N1NJ45]

4:04 Laughs in Galvanised Savvy with Magnetic, Corrosive, Radiation, Blast. After they have been primed with actual antimatter.

[@JAG274]

OMG MAN KIND!

[@vhaelen326]

8:55 you had me at tomboy, where do i sign up?

[@shinyumbreon1774]

5:26 i wouldn’t be surprised if korne gets annoyed by this when it happens like him going “no not him me”

[@BaronVonMott]

21:28 Ok, that one was pretty good! 😂👏

[@theimperviousfirecracker7934]

11:40 I did not expect to see a Hazbin reference in a Warhammer meme video. But I am pleasantly surprised, and now I have a strange urge to do a crossover between the two.

[@aquilesgarciaperez5918]

7:16 And By that Logic, Vasshtor's number would be 4 if he ascends into a Chaos God

[@cumunist2120]

Do the ork gods count is it over

[@akumaking1]

19:15 woohoo!

[@gnaruto7769]

9:18 Dorn + Perty = no heresy

[@Aureonw]

Had the Emperor either managed to stall Perturabo a bit with his antics before he decided to rebel to break the Heresy, or just totally defused him, that all could be ignored simply by fixing the damn martian rebellion, literally the second most important planet on the imperium while being so near and the Emperor just Forgorr

[@theonewstead23]

I seem to have found something from warframe in this compilation. Warhammer AND warframe? beautiful.

[@BloodDrawer-tz9ux]

When your settlements have spies in their ranks and spies and the spies ranks that’s when you realise how ef-ed that place was

[@haversonferris1825]

8:54 i see this as an absolute win

[@soffren]

2:21 But the note actually just says "Hydra Dominatis!"

[@Paulie4President]

take my like, i love Try again Bragg! always remember to pour a shot of Sacra out Bragg

[@claudiasAquarist]

What the fuck, did you sneak a Warframe meme into my Warhammer meme comp... WHILE I AM PLAYING WARFRAME?

[@sindrimyr5351]

00:06 can someone tell me where the art is from?

[@Donolohe]

Ooh, ooh, Kil Six Billion Demons in the wild? Nice!

[@poik-sc2is]

7:16 You forgot Malice, number 11 and then Gork and Mork, number 10 I guess (which would mean they are only one being). Otherwise we got an unkown chaos god running around somewhere in the warp, which could have huge lore implications.

[@teogn1035]

Malice is not even canon lol

[@poik-sc2is]

@@teogn1035 the Sons of Malice are canon according to the short story "The Labyrinth" (they even managed to invoke Malice outside of the warp even if that might have been retconned). They have also been seen in the book "Cadia stands". If you want more informations there is a video from WesHammer dealing with the subject.

[@DapurplespicyBeaky]

I don't care what craft world they are as long as they die the same.

[@raigarmullerson4838]

Blackrock buys GW starts demaning "diversity" Conservatives:"How utterly predictable" PS No female custodians ever existed. 0, zip, nada, none.

[@themajesticspider-man6116]

Hey, misguidedly smug rightoid redard, 40K has had HOW MANY retcons? Yo Alexa, play Cope-a-Cabana.

[@axcenomega]

Ultramarines Mr Bond? How Utterly predictactable. Shhhhhhhhhhhh.

[@Ragingdragon34251]

When he said HH hail hit-

[@ElevatorFan1428]

#dailydoseofmemes Among us meme: Me: Stack kills in comms Someone else: Reports Everyone else: Where? Me: Stack kills in electrical Me: Reports Everyone else: *S E L F R E P O R T*

[@genericscottishchannel1603]

bruh space marine 2 better pop off, sequels have not had the best track record recently

[@discountplaguedoctor88]

9:09-9:46 And I thought Lorgar sounded like a suckup. Congrats for managing to make him look like the opposite of a buttkisser, Emps. Meanwhile at 17:10-17:19, love the shoutout to Messages for Dad in that meme btw.

[@matthewpletsch7523]

Dude, the AI voice nailed Ulthwe

[@edwardsolaristhetaleteller9702]

Loyal perturabo after itsvan V. I brought all the traitor primarchs. Except for lorgar, i killed him because it was fun

[@magosmallen2973]

8:54 You had my interest, but now you have my attention

[@Drakhammer1301]

18:50 is when my life was ruined and I looked up what it meant

[@HiHowAreYou163]

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[@Cheesepeel]

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[@lordofthememes5457]

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[@jiyuhong5853]

0:32 well there is tacticus

[@Darkfor123]

Virgin blue smurfs: 🤓 chad Blood ravens: 🗿 i think the Ultramarines stole our Relic (Pin) we must take it back! "Knowledge is power Guard it well" -Blood ravens

[@Dicer3330]

YES BLOOD RAVENS ARE THE BEST I AM READ DAWN OF WAR

[@darthwitchking]

If the black library rule was true then we won't have a book like the infinite and the divine

[@-TheMachineGod-]

Also a bunch of Horus Heresy, a few custodians, and probably some inquisitors

[@QuantaviusDingleberry-xf9eu]

Burn o flame

[@One_Ch]

7:00 I think Khorne is the first. Bronze age. Than Nurgle. Black death plague And Tzinch Rennesanse No?

[@teobratuteodor1728]

The dragon ball and doom fans can't shut up for once.

[@IvyTeas]

Love from alpharius

[@nameisbad]

the number order thing is bullshit, because isn't nurgle the oldest of them?

[@oogwaytheotakuclips4370]

7:57 can someone explain this one to me plz

[@entropybear5847]

That's not a fadom civil war, it's just a regular invasion of a fan world by a wokenid splinter fleet from X.

[@themajesticspider-man6116]

🥷 what...

[@Griblax]

In a century where the Primarchs have mostly gone Missing, died Out or are the Singular pull on to their whole realm, Alpharius and Horus still remain to be all over the place, at least to eyewitnesses XD, I also completely love the Idea of two twin primarch who also can mimic as one normal space Marine from their Army with an army full of Marines loving to think that they are their Primarchs.😂😂 "I cant unveil my Cover yet, but trust me, i am Alpharius 😂😂😂🎉" Plausible that even the Primarchs themselves get mixed up. People who are undercover for a longer time tend to act and think like they where whom they are portraying, now Imagine Alpharius being 25 years undercover in his own legion, pretending to be an Alpha-Legion space Marine pretending to be Alpharius 😂😂🎉. Returning home successfull he know thinks to be Alpharius 😂😂🤣, there it is Boys he isnt inactive hes just out there being a random ass space marine, thinking to be his primarch Alpharius. The only thing better to this would be If they both infiltrated the one others legion to know having Alpharius thinking to be Omegon and Omegon thinking to be Alpharius. "Holy shit Brother im on your Side!" Omegon midbattle with his brother Guilliman, realizing he truly is a primarch and therefore snapping Out of it. Or not snapping Out of it now realising he truly is Alpharius!😂

[@Mendoza-yi6qk]

Since their deaths were vague it is possible, that both are still around in the galaxie

[@jamesgordley5000]

7:35 - Is Eldar creating the Ethereals actually canon, or just a theory?

[@Snow-io5sb]

Its a very popular theory lol; a very possible one as well. But its not been canonized as of yet

[@boi7316]

Lemme ask a question, do we have a Warhammer 40k game in the style of C&C? Also, why is Frieren on Grimdank?

[@aaabbb-zc7sx]

18:34 that ideea would be so sh*t.the aeldari haven't been the "big bad" of 40k for 40 years,but yeah let's make some cheap bs and make them the main characters "no guys it's very original it's admech but it's chaos,no it doesn't matter that we already have space marines but chaos and guard regiments but chaos,dark mechanicum is very original trust me"

[@gangsterguardsman4576]

Hereteks have been a thing in the lore for a while, yet not a playable faction, and eldar are basically good guys at this point

[@aaabbb-zc7sx]

@@gangsterguardsman4576 *generic imperium army but chaos*

[@Admiralkirk95]

I thought Khorne was born first? Cause war is the simplest thing humans did? And that Tzeentch was third. Corrosponding with humans evolution. First we made war, then faced plagued, then as we developed politics and stuff we got more backstabby..... then the eldar made Slaanesh?

[@Darkfor123]

What are you both even talking about?

[@dylanflynn1895]

@11:27 yes but the old ones aren't better because they're sexy they're better *and* sexy, also yes I am a creep, what's your point?

[@dreadkingrathalos8291]

8:57 how do I meet one?

[@romaboo6218]

The Imperium are the Least bad guy though.

[@themajesticspider-man6116]

Beg to differ lol

[@HiHowAreYou163]

IM FIRST YALL SHUT UP I SAID FISH NOT FIRST

[@64powered]

Try again bragg....try again.....

[@kolbywilliams7234]

I see the 40k community cannot meme. Sad.

[@terronnix5286]

8:10 What chapter is mentioned here?

[@teogn1035]

Death Spectres, I believe

[@terronnix5286]

@@teogn1035 thx

[@gusbrowner4089]

who the fuck is grimdank

[@nikolthomas2544]

subreddit for 40k memes

[@gusbrowner4089]

@@nikolthomas2544 oh

[@maxlauter5459]

the Ai voice over is horrible

[@TrickshotFactory677]

Well Trump is actually kinda the Emperor, not the best, but better than the alternatives😂😂

[@Thought_Processing_]

How dare you compare the Emperor to that orange turd.

[@hallowedbeyourdays]

Does that mean that Trump is all that holds back the Establishment from complete global hegemony?

[@themajesticspider-man6116]

Man, and this is why many in the community are berated and clowned on lmao...

[@themajesticspider-man6116]

​@@hallowedbeyourdays No, it means he wants to be the next establishment with complete global hegemony, but objectively worse.

[@PriestessOfSlaanesh]

The "cult like figure" thing should be replaced with rainbow and trans flag. Much more fitting.

[@cumunist2120]

How can you be a priestess of slaanesh and a bigot the lgbtq+ have plenty of sex so why limit your options to just one gender

[@cumunist2120]

Slaanesh is literally gender fluid and species fluid actually

[@themajesticspider-man6116]

TDS - Trans Derangement Syndrome. Y'all are fighting ghosts. Go ahead and say I'm just gaslighting you by saying that because I'm sure that's what you'll be thinking when you read this, schizo. 😂🤡

[@lordvader6678]

First!

[@clandorangaming]

Gotta love how at 14:52 the narrator made the AI skip over the "whether you are man or woman" part and went straight to the racial part. Funny liberal noises go brrr. xD

[@HiHowAreYou163]

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