Former Investment Banker Reveals 31 Unspoken Rules On Wall Street | Unspoken Rules | Daily Mail

[@luunars]

Buddy worked a summer at Credit Suisse then did consulting for 2 years. Bro was NOT an investment banker 😭😭

[@fentonajoseph]

LinkedIn 👀😂 Calling himself a recovering investment banker is a stretch but kudos to him for finessing that into a career lol. Don’t hate the player hate the game!! 😂

[@jerzsubbie]

The coffee chats, excellent point, they're more valuable than interviews in many cases!

[@infinitytoinfinitysquaredb7836]

Loooooong hours, HIGH pressure, tons of politics and posing. Gettin' rich ain't all it's cracked up to be.

[@haikew]

Looooooooong hours, LOW pay, An injured back, bad knees and callused hands. Workin the 9-5 ain't all its cracked up to be. (Work is work - cept these guys take 400k bonuses while we slave away for min wage. Just saying.)

[@infinitytoinfinitysquaredb7836]

@@haikew _Sure, but we already knew that._

[@exposedthat]

the talmud tells all

[@wonjaehwang7670]

What do you mean by posing

[@Boc3phu5]

Agreed. Make sure you know what your are getting into what you want

[@Contentisdata]

At 9:37, I like that description of Accounting & Finance. 👊

[@liathas]

I came for the "invest in a vest" part only, but couldn't find it. Any timestamps from anybody?

[@cyber_person]

15:30

[@wpenny321]

*twice as slowly, or half the speed. Not half as slowly

[@DanH-u3f]

It's just sounds like he's a corporate stooge of any big company.

[@lallarolle]

I love this guy.

[@rjackstheartofwealth6152]

this should be very scary looking at AI "unless you're a quant and you're actually using calculus in your job, you know everything you need to know from middle school math" - a harvard career advisor that got paid 7 figures a year scaaaaryyyy

[@rjackstheartofwealth6152]

this comment from him proves that most money in today's economy is created from obfuscation and networking tricks, not making the world a better place what happens when companies don't need to IPO and can SPAC or just make a crypto token who pays for the aps and expensive vests then

[@mdw9487]

Analyst here. AI has a long way to go still in the projection space. It will take a quant job before it takes a manager or an analyst role. AI does math way better than analysis.

[@emmanueltrejo3531]

You mostly only use basic math and sometimes a little bit of advanved statistics, but it is important to understand advanced math since it makes you understand things better, it is not for the usefulness that is valuable in finance, its for the way of thinking it gives you that is important

[@squirtle9926]

bro worked just 3 months in investment banking…..

[@briarshard2871]

Hahaha you're right, just had a look at his LinkedIn, with 39 listed work experience. Sounds like someone has commitment issues

[@rjackstheartofwealth6152]

watching this video feels like watching the scene in the big short where he's like "i don't get it, why is he confessing" "he's bragging"

[@BarbaraMarks7s]

Investments are the roots of financial security; the deeper they grow, the stronger your future will be."

[@ChristopherJeffreynx8]

The deeper your investment roots, the stronger your financial security will be in the future.

[@WilliamsBensong1x]

Exactly! With my adviser, I’ve cultivated deep investment roots, strengthening my financial security for the future.

[@MargaretOlivia2u]

I would love an introduction to an adviser who can help me strengthen my financial roots.

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[@MargaretOlivia2u]

Thank you for this amazing tip. I just looked the name up and wrote her.

[@itzbaldo7819]

Great insights! Thank you very much :)

[@RespectfullyBiasedReader]

Reminds me of some advice I was given- instead of stuttering, or going like, or uh, or erm, just pause.

[@kevinxiang1911]

wow spot on

[@devesh85]

So how do you know if someone is a buy side or sell side, buy side will be cursing on the call, sell side curses after the call.

[@noahliebers]

Perfect description of American Psycho

[@HamzahAssaduddin]

great content! thanks

[@Moneytwodae]

Great content!

[@jdrancho1864]

09:55 there are twelve different ways of saying this, but don't ever use the thirteenth word: assumption. As soon as you say the ass-u-n-me word, everybody knows the jig is up.

[@sriram181]

2:20 - Doesnt that just mean 1+ half whatever rate of excess speed of talking he was conducting so hpw would that be 0.5x of normal speech time

[@samdollar6294]

19:12 why would you hang around until 9pm? If there are no fire drills, couldn't you just go home?

[@jononioo2857]

Well it depends. If you're new and others are still in the office, you dare not leave. However, usually if your the last one there or nobody in your group is still around then you can bounce. It's just the culture at some banks.

[@manhhunghoang53]

Cảm ơn bạn!

[@osvaldoelias1943]

Cool 😊

[@dukesilver765]

What’s a miserable way to live

[@noahliebers]

Soulless and depressing

[@RandomDeforge]

2:49 " .. nOnE ToLd mE tHeSe ThInGs! .. " you literally just told us merely 20 seconds ago at 2:18 that you your "manager pulled you aside and told " *you* explicitly "This." wtf kind of word salads is this video?

[@GTV8593]

what is "high OS as well" at 5:30?

[@Jesse615]

I used to work in Advertising. And the bad days were very much the same. Especially the description of being at the office late -- lights dim; I know the cleaning lady by name! Etc.

[@fentonajoseph]

I was in advertising and I def knew the cleaning lady by name 😂 she was the only person to talk to sometimes.

[@Jesse615]

@@fentonajoseph Yup!

[@timothydamoulis2574]

As someone who is a retail investor who does plenty of research and is into investing even after 3 months I know enough to realise that financial analyst forecasts are often full of 🐕💩 and they move their price targets up and down in response to price changes rather than in anticipation of them. Their opinions shouldnt be trusted much more than some of the more high quality opinions you can find online sometimes less as they are often too comservative and very slow to react to trends.

[@imperialofficer6185]

I'm not gonna wear a quarter zip I don't care who they send

[@jaimevalverde8950]

why does he have pennywise eyes?

[@hanieltala7373]

Hey, I am in supply chain and want to convert to investment banking, what schools, courses will you advise me to take ?? Also, which bank do you recommend me to apply to ?? and what are the requirements to make sure I make it ??

[@SeanT-JiuJitsu]

You seriously asking this on youtube?

[@louisrobert8161]

😭

[@georgemerizalde9165]

Sounds like anyone reasonably educated can do this

[@Crusader-9]

If you focus on 31 unwritten rules then your probably not focusing on what your company pay you to do ...at the end of the day your manager will judge you on your performance and how much k net you make for the bank....if you're A star performer you can go to work in just your undies and a bear hat....

[@lindadonald348]

Go to NYC or London Finance for 5 years, save half salary and retire early on passive income.

[@forenamesurname1183]

sounds like this guy makes a few too many errors in his spreadsheets

[@markojokanovic349]

How many have you pulled of?

[@rodgerpiercearchitect]

..so you're gonna tell us!?? Hahaha

[@NUCLEAR154]

You are a beautiful person WOW🎉

[@latte5570]

test?

[@JasperElvenSky]

Sounds tedious AF

[@GoldAMG]

You need to chill a little buddy

[@JoeOh100]

Are you destined to deal is a better video ….

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