Daliso Chaponda - 3rd Place - Full Auditions - Britain's Got Talent 2017 [ Plus results ]

[@EBox-mn2og]

Skip to acts here: Audition : 1:14 Semi-final : 6:10 Final : 13:52 Result : 20:35 E!njoy

[@Wakkosgirl]

Let me get this straight. He got THIRD PLACE?? Who the hell got first and second?? They better have been supremely awesome cause this guy was the BEST!

[@felixonken9334]

Wakkosgirl First was the guy with the funny hair (he played piano or sth like that) Second was the little girl (she's ~8 years old or sth like that and did awesome magic acts) But i agree, he should have been first place

[@jasondamrau9943]

Felix Onken tokyo Meyers won, and I love this guy but tokyo was other worldly I still think he should have taken 2nd

[@viditjain3272]

E!. Box insulting india

[@theviper5505]

E!. Box i

[@chuurey]

Am I the only one who loves his voice and the way he acts?

[@victory4333]

Løranx AJ me too 😁😁🤗🤗

[@jasonbasant5624]

It's the best thing about him

[@deniszackarini8915]

Shrek voice

[@constanceowusu5910]

Me too

[@lonelylegoman5778]

420 likes im not ruining that.

[@Me20707]

I'm black 200 years ago this would have been an auction. Im dying xD

[@jamesblunt006]

it's funny because it's true and actually not funny. that's why it's so funny ;)

[@predetor911]

That got a standing ovation from half the judges.

[@seanfenech2669]

Moe Elyass same I was dead

[@earthlife3431]

I do not get point of the joke. Can somebody explain it? please.

[@curlymaster6943]

Moe Elyass 😂😂

[@gplays_yt7804]

"i'm from africa when you see someone overweight we don't think go in a diet we're more like where did you get the food" that line had me dying😂

[@ksfarese4272]

XD me too!!

[@andrewgelok8383]

xd same!

[@maimun5254]

G plays_YT me too but in real life that line is totally true

[@curlymaster6943]

G plays_YT 😂😂

[@florneceezoula7955]

same

[@helenivanic1628]

Amazing time to be alive. * We've got WIFI * We've got rights * Women can vote * I'm black, 200 years ago, this would have been an auction. From there, the judges were pissing themselves laughing. Literally.

[@sungii]

Helen Ivanic that was last video

[@AlexBeast25]

Fat Penguins 2nd

[@moth6873]

If they wernt i sure was!

[@thespookysir4485]

Look at david 😭🤣

[@s.v.1677]

This joke's so original.

[@christyhanna2501]

His voice makes it even better 😂

[@yusufal-kathiri3693]

i liek my eyes C: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@howdyfolks8443]

RM: I like my height

[@jayeshkodnani1969]

ARMY HIIIII

[@HeyPadukaWali]

Jhahahaha

[@kennykaz4445]

he is a genius, gotta admit really had a good laugh

[@laurenmason7968]

2w2

[@ariannapardina3845]

Kenny Kaz when we sea an overweight woman we don't think you should be on a diet we say WHERE DID U GET THE FOOD 😂😂

[@jamessamson163]

Kenny Kaz اكو ساد

[@ramishaogkhadijah4522]

SAME

[@mutelongonda6477]

DANNY champion

[@Mad9977]

"the financial crisis, the recession.... I'm from Africa, what are you maniacs talking about?" - kills me every time 😂

[@tinakeshner585]

I haven't laughed at a comedian as hard as I laughed at him! His joke were relevant, timely and best of all (for me anyway) he didn't cuss or load his jokes with sexual innuendo!!! As soon as he starts touring the US, I'm buying tickets!

[@musicalifornia49]

Tina Keshner yes

[@nickjones9291]

Clean comedians are hard to find. That being said, I hope is non-televised stuff is as good as this

[@apoorva5425]

watch preacher lawson!!!!!!

[@apoorva5425]

I know daliso is better but I just wanted TinaKeshner to enjoy another fellow comedian

[@apoorva5425]

nah, chill man

[@ccarnagee7867]

Sometimes the winner and runner up fails and the third place shines the brightest.....good luck sir

[@FatBunny168]

Third? He is 2nd place. The 1st place is a piano guy

[@tellionomy]

he got 3rd Place, 2nd place was a little girl

[@43lenzo]

Daliso got third, Issy got 2nd, Tokio came on top

[@alexisle7053]

200th like! LOL

[@hoydleebonifacio4092]

that could've been the idea.the winner gets the prize money but the runner ups get the contract

[@user-gu8wu1et4t]

If he writes his material, it is only a matter of time before he rises to the very top

[@lil_dj_jyete3764]

Othman Sako , in Jens in neurosis kennel silos

[@vlkt282]

It's easy to find out, with his answers to judges questions.

[@ameliadawn5237]

If he writes his own material then the african news will take credit for that to😅

[@mphonthungeni4571]

+Amelia Dawn come visit Africa you surely have no idea what goes on here

[@leograham8477]

personally I think he should have won first place

[@itsnukegenesis6034]

Leo Graham I mean yeah he's funny but its not really a talent.

[@jorismenge1463]

Its NuKe Genesis IT'S NOT A TALENT? COMEDY IS HARDER THAN SINGING

[@adammaine1313]

footballmemeees goals are you joking?? singing at a good quality takes years of practice and is very difficult over all. comedy is joking around making people laugh which yes. can be hard but nowhere near as hard as singing. but yeah i would say its a talent

[@aura7403]

adam maine Thinking of jokes and than have the audience of having a 50% chance of laughing is harder than singing. Anyone can sing good.

[@amybarwick8465]

me to

[@tedbarszewski7181]

I love how he reacted when Amanda hit the golden buzzer!

[@mathiasgoodness8897]

Me too... I thought dat i was the only one dat saw dat.

[@danielemanziyakazo2320]

Yeah yo laughing am single now

[@lobstepgaming249]

The best comedian ever to go in Britains Got Talent

[@liliacfury]

The Joker Channel no, he's the best comedian ever

[@adammaine1313]

Liliacfury Tail he was good but dont be that over-exaggerative. there are a few people better than him

[@aura7403]

Ty was better.

[@abtinmofidi3955]

The Joker Channel gatis kandis was beder

[@lobstepgaming249]

Not for me, sorry

[@ReyAmv]

He really deserved to win

[@bobjammeh679]

Very funny

[@alonR8]

his semi-final performance was better than the final one, though.

[@tidalcliff2202]

He is very funny he just got unlucky with going against tokio

[@inziswap0125]

Rey Amv ik

[@imanepink]

Rey Amv true but so does Tokio or Izzy in my opinion!

[@rajadawn]

He is not good, he is a genius. Notice his timings and how he controls the audience. And his jokes are smooth and without rancour even when it touches on politically incorrect topics. He will thrive if he can maintain this balance.

[@aleksikalinowski]

Raja Dawn but he is good too

[@saralawrence5079]

Take that back he was funny

[@apexmaintenanceandlawncare7727]

Raja Dawn boo u suck I hate u

[@akaSlasher]

If you look up his non-BGT videos, he does use naughty adult language that BGT would never permit. Not laced with it like some comedians, but it is there. Still hilarious either way.

[@davidhalley937]

I have watched this at least 100 times! So funny!

[@othandiwetekana5684]

David Halley ive watched it 500 times

[@malinjohansson6942]

Me too! And i Am still laughing !

[@rachelchick9550]

Me too

[@user-fg8uo7yu6u]

Amen!

[@everythingaiden7311]

Othandiwe Tekana SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!

[@colemanadamson5943]

Awww....he should have won.

[@Anton-pz2gf]

Coleman Adamson yepp

[@shaarikhp1611]

but Tokyo Myers !!!! He deserved better !

[@ameliadawn5237]

He definitely should've won!!!😢

[@birajsingha9879]

He should be placed at least in 2nd place.

[@carsonleasley9316]

“You can tell me it’s a financial crisis when there are planes flying over Birmingham tossing fish and chips out the window” looks out the window “Holy shit is that flying fish and chips?”

[@michaelleong2145]

Frsky Hex

[@jaynelson6767]

😂😂😂

[@mx.sinistxr]

Frsky Hex 😂

[@harphneii1033]

Frsky Hex it that a bird?! Is it a plane?! No it’s fish and chips!!

[@erion2227]

You know its not a financial crisis when you have a real window

[@justsomeguywithoutamustach3978]

he made Simon laugh big time and thats an achievement in itself

[@danielwechsler2296]

He should have won. Like if you agree

[@MccElite]

"I'm black 200 years ago this would've been an auction" omg I was dead

[@ameliadawn5237]

I know right!😂

[@relent-lass7510]

Mcc Elite 😂😂

[@allinone-pn3of]

Ocean not auction

[@TH3-ON3]

peww welcome back to the world of the living..

[@Pev0Gaming]

Who’s watched this video 1MILLION TIMES! HES THE FUNNIEST COMEDIAN EVER! 😂🤣😆👌🔥❤️

[@Dassen287]

"I am black. 200 years back this would have been an auction" That line was hilarious, it made me burst out laughing. Original. God bless

[@noemiagraan1996]

I watched 10 million times alrdy hahaha

[@mattie1066]

His voice alone makes me crack up but his jokes are gold😂

[@dahlaktk1945]

He is the best comedian.

[@zapdite9410]

lmao wut

[@Realrituah]

Zapdite it's a fucking opinion go back to your pepper pig

[@parentaladvisory4176]

Dahlak tk hes one of the best totally people like Brent Morin and jimmy carr are better

[@softprincesss]

Marad shut your fucking mouth it’s a opinion little bitch

[@WithASideOfTibbs]

@@softprincesss Dang Squidward handin' out insults.

[@Geion]

That last joke. Omg that was....i dont know what to say

[@Keleninja]

that was the TRUTH.

[@percues304]

Geion what did he say? Sorry im not english and despite I have watched many times I do not understand

[@KingZeus96]

Elena Pérez its a joke on history he basically said he thought he was acting like a white person by sleeping with his wife and taking his land( slaves and coming to north America to move the indians out of their homes) and they would always promote christianity wherever they went.

[@yuushin1]

@Cody Westphal I think it's "slapped", not "slept", the stereotype here is wife beater

[@KingZeus96]

yuushin no. He says with after. He slapped with my uncles wife? No. Doesnt work.

[@tediboy5384]

its a shame he didnt win the got talent, respect from ALBANIA

[@shivampawar4450]

No he wasn't that much deserving that he would win it

[@stillbreathing7204]

Shivam Pawar Maybe from your side but l think he deserved to won this too btw greetings from Kosovo!

[@relent-lass7510]

Skerdi Shperdheja it’s an insult he got 3rd, he should’ve got 1st or 2nd at the least

[@giftlucky932]

Don't u know that he is from Africa.

[@artechcenter]

an auction :)).. this guy is genius

[@librenow1]

your so right Coleman He deserved to win! I Haven't laugh so much since Rodney Dangerfield

[@siddhigosavi3683]

That joke bout India!... Omg! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@QueenMuser]

Siddhi Gosavi the jokes about the financial crisis... I could translate them into Italian and adapt them to Italian culture... about planes flying over Naples tossing pizzas from window and Albania opening call centers in Italy (because many Italian young people go to Albania to work in call centers)

[@kamalrijal7693]

Do you wanna marry me?

[@monday1278]

I do love this guy..

[@barukb1282]

Mon Day why

[@itahari8]

Àa

[@priscah8660]

i am from Africa too n i can relate to what he is saying

[@m.douglas7950]

priscah koskei my dad is from there

[@ProGamer-be5xn]

I live in Malawi

[@GuyChuke]

Yahya Yahya OK

[@subscriberswithoutvideos-fc7fh]

priscah koskei same

[@jeffgaming7160]

Yebo I'm not the only one

[@i_sulfat]

We're not like 'Go on a diet!', we're more like 'Where did you get the food?!'.

[@yvanbuma5199]

This guy is just too good. Luv him

[@papaphang]

yvan buma was

[@finance1943]

''where did she get the food from''

[@fredatiap6505]

Kingsley Bassey😁😁😁

[@cuphead7308]

Dunno

[@muiz3830]

Uncle Ben

[@anya7282]

MUIZ THE SHEEP HAHA yes she ate a lotta white rice

[@sarahf699]

omg mE

[@grandpriest4436]

Funniest shit I've ever heard

[@windagdiumleviosa3845]

agree

[@seventhegoat3075]

Grand Priest because of it you shouldn't destroy the universe

[@grandpriest4436]

Lord Xeon I'll consider it

[@kapitena3872]

Grand Priest take Zeno to watch it so maybe our universe 7 survives

[@BantaSaurus139]

Grand Priest I thought one as divine as yourself doesn't swear xD

[@ShreyaChoudhuryMusic]

He’s literally the funniest comedian I’ve ever watched. I couldn’t stop laughing and it definitely made my day stress-free from final exams. Love you Daliso! Much love from New Jersey!

[@sarahmarcadal7317]

I wish he didn’t get the golden buzzer so we could see another act

[@shivaspillai3947]

wouldn't have any way - he would have missed judge cuts where they don't perform

[@t_3vans642]

He 100% should have won first place

[@abbasmoosajee7502]

My favourite one was the auction one

[@mathildewesendonck7225]

Abbas Moosajee my favourite one was the where did you get the food one 😂

[@octave9029]

The judges think they were ugly laughing... they should have seen me at home in my PJs on the couch...😂

[@cathrinewestergaard9374]

I love that his friend is from Denmark 🇩🇰

[@anodaone6525]

hahahh

[@myprivatestash1724]

hahah the guy who slept with his uncles wife and took his land.. I must say thou Denmark is a beautiful place. Been there twice :p

[@branchdravidian]

Bruh he literally trashed Denmark

[@maxias5]

Helt enig :P

[@noeleisenhauer9658]

je suis Français et jadore

[@alexandriaparker8246]

Janitor: Don't you dare press that Golden Buzzer!! Audience: PRESS THE GOLD, PRESS THE GOLD!!!!!! Amanda: Thinks about it. Amanda: Presses the golden buzzer!! Janitor: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Now I have to clean this up plus the audience's garbage!!!!!!!!

[@AlexBeast25]

Alexandria Parker You do realise how easy it is to clean up the confetti. It can be done with a broom in like 5 min

[@rashmimuddinagiri7085]

Alexandria Parker You do realize that there's a thing called as a VACUUM CLEANER. .?

[@Ishlacorrin]

Leaf blower.....

[@rachmatsetyawan7650]

Alex Guevara relax it was joke

[@AlexBeast25]

Rachmat Setyawan I’m chill bro, where is the aggression in my comment..

[@benjaminetim3350]

Therapy for depression

[@phatphuc893]

Benjamin Etim I know right

[@aeoli4921]

cured my depression.

[@princesslove1588]

Its 11 pm in Philippines i'm supposed to be sleeping but i'm still lauging in the dark corner of my room.. 😂😂

[@nayannbg6314]

Princess Love Hope nobody thought u to be crazy

[@LifeIsWorthyOfYou]

Yes... Yes... Your own show! I'll be waiting.

[@medusa-anime9178]

He delivers so well, his voice is so amazing, he is just the GOAT OF COMEDY

[@nuzy1950]

Daliso and Drew Lynch are my favourite comedians in the show

[@erisluttrell5334]

He needs a Netflix special!

[@sakina3701]

"I Do Miss My Lil ßrøther" I'm ded 😂😂😂

[@ketrinanyalaya3049]

your so amazing Daliso CONGRATULATIONS. Ndakunyadila kwambiri

[@qwejl8900]

im very proud of it?

[@jun_kage]

Ketrina Nyalaya my grandma has the Surname nyalaya....are you from Malawi coz i think thats where her father was from.I am Zimbabwean btw

[@temenow]

What really shocked me was, how the hell did a computer programmer got some amazingly funny jokes? Don't get me wrong but that is not the norm hahha ..Well done Daliso!

[@adamthomas8158]

This was incredible

[@ezdesign4336]

He should've gotten 1st

[@pumpkinpiemassacre6799]

I wish just curios,who DID get 1st

[@privojay]

Ezekiel Thompson Tokio Myers

[@dragos3953]

He would have, but he made jokes about the government and stuff, so yeah. But still got 3rd.

[@softprincesss]

“ planes flying over Birmingham tossing Fish and chips out the window ”I died 😂😂😂

[@waynehumphries6970]

Funny AF 😂 just want to add racism is when you are being condescending to someone because of there race or religion, comedians are just stereotyping race or religions and making fun of the differences between race or religion #peoplegettoeasilyoffended

[@finance1943]

Wayne Humphries that's what comedy is all about

[@musicalbluff]

Thank you! Somebody finally said it! @Wayne Humphries

[@mariussuciu401]

Magnificent :) .

[@jamessamson163]

Marius Suciu السالام عايك

[@theclaydercobbler]

Simon was so respectful towards Daliso. *awesome*

[@harrysangtam]

The best stand up comedian👌👌 never do I get bored of him👌👌👌 2019 and still watching

[@cookiemonster6900]

Oh man really had a great time 😂👏. Bloody hilarious!!!! That two punch lines tho.. '200 years ago' and 'slept with uncle wife ' were point on😂😂😂👏

[@lalala5886]

He is so knowledgable, updated and hilarious

[@SilvanaSilvasens]

This guy is amazing!! He shouldn't stop here. Hopefully we will heard more about him. I laugh with tears 😂and I start watching while I was in lot of pain😔.This guy makes me laugh and like magic all the pain goes to the lowest point.Glad I find it and thanks for sharing 👍

[@mimiayalew]

I LIKE THIS MAN 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@reskisalam13]

"20 years ago this would have been an auction" I'm dead XD

[@HDVlog68]

Bajiguer you mean 200 years ago

[@reskisalam13]

yap, I mean "200" XD

[@bubashabisengo9863]

I like him so much, because he's so funny I 💘 him$$$€€€€&&

[@mindsetofleaders4765]

best comediean i've ever seen. he is so original i could watch his performances on and on

[@mediocremashedmattato5563]

Haven't heard a comedian this good for a while, that auction line made me fall out of my chair. I hope he tours Australia, I'd love to go see him.

[@officialvinflagg]

Got talent bro

[@abbasmoosajee7502]

I would go to his show

[@gbengaafolabi6007]

The best comedian ever

[@patlab555]

E!. Box Thanks a lot for this compilation with the full act and the comments from the judges (it's quite rare to find this kind of compilation with the judges' comments)

[@jonathanmacenat289]

Thou shall not swap lmaoooooooooo

[@carlosm.7283]

Why the hell did he not win????? I bet you to many damn people got offended. This No one has a sense of comedy????

[@hlove6263]

Carlos M. He's so funny but like always cringe singers win

[@mohamedfakkir4682]

He is a black this would have been a OPTION for the third place lol

[@ekales_]

@@mohamedfakkir4682 Tokio is Black too and he won. What are you talking about?

[@billybobjoe8465]

Where did you get the food

[@akeem1221]

outstanding deliveries wonderful combination of jokes, the more he talks the more people laugh,

[@battosaihimura8840]

Love Daliso! EYEOPENING n ORIGINAL material.

[@martelwebber7204]

If you dont find this funny Treat your depression asap

[@sarishmohar9386]

MARTEL WEBBER this helps my depression

[@iamx3656]

I rarely find comedians funny but dang it this guy is good

[@davideweka1456]

If you don't find this funny

[@saurabhbhagat2152]

His gestures are amazing..a true comedian..and I'm happy as he mentioned my City Mumbai..😍😘

[@SladjanSindjelic]

You have to be an extrovert, very smart and witty to be good comedian, this guy has it all. Well done man, big thumbs up, cheers. :)

[@lemonboi9131]

Omfg I just realized Amanda said “You have a *Golden* future.” She pressed the gold buzzer... SHE MADE A PUN.... NOONE UNDERSTOOD GOT IT

[@wazihasnain8898]

*_A Random Lemon_* I also thought the same

[@user-po1rg1hc5o]

“I didn’t steal because the bible says though must not steal but nowhere did it say that the not swap

[@purplefry1752]

The way he said "I'm so happy!" Was the cutest thing ever!

[@abbyymarie4073]

Dalsio and Kojo are my favorite comedians😂😂

[@sultanattar1258]

🌷🌷🌷Best Comedian 🌷🌷🌷

[@AI-eo3nr]

4:08-4:09 Is me when the WI-FI is back 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ArsonVA]

He really should’ve won. Not only is his content amazing and funny, it’s also really relatable and I love that😂😂

[@tomkohls2215]

How do you downvote this remarkable man. In fact why do we have downvoting. Just don’t watch! What is the purpose of some browser who knows nothing of comedy,who hasn’t risked what these people do,who hasn’t worked hard enough to be on “Talent” needing to downvote. And for someone so good!!! ???

[@dannymarcus6703]

Daliso Chaponda is toatly awesome and funny he needs to win

[@sizomotsoko4353]

Of all the women in bar, I approached you😂😂

[@shereenn6915]

What kind of people who disliked this great comedy

[@blazinglight8025]

I never get tired of watching this video. HE IS GREAT.

[@markbarbosa475]

He has a very nice charisma

[@JeonJungkook-op5mv]

Tokio was really good and he did deserve it but Daliso also deserved it

[@imanepink]

Isabelle Lyons exactly and Izzy

[@wazihasnain8898]

Yeah and Issy

[@ahmadal_shanqeety802]

Yeah and jess

[@nathanevans1382]

To be honest, Tokio deserved it the least, singing is a talent and it does require hard work, but magic and comedy is far more entertaining and far more original, if I wanted to watch singers I'd go watch X Factor or The Voice.

[@kidflash6694]

Daliso , brother you’re a freaking genius ! I laughed my ass off for all of your performances ! God ! Especially 200 years ago this would have been an auction!!!!!

[@mier5581]

It's not always you find an African comedian. He's a genius and should be an African sensation

[@minniebell9664]

He did his best stuff the first and second time. He should have done it in the final.

[@Wakkosgirl]

You know what would have been great? If he had made the fact that they would NOT let him do certain jokes one of the jokes he did. Like imitate a judge/censor going, "Eep! No, no, no!! You can't say THAT!"

[@abdullahiadamu3654]

Minniebell Exactly what I thought

[@k0k0koo]

I know it's late and I'm just watching this now but I lost it when he said "this chav needs to walk five miles to get a bottle of WKD Blue" 😂😂

[@reclusiveperson9409]

This guy is hysterical. I hope me makes it big and tours America. I would pay to see him perform. Every joke he told is funny. His deliveries are well timed. He has energy. He has charisma. He has it all. The auction joke was his best one and one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. Period.

[@arfandroid6729]

I watched this guy THREE TIMES already!!! And I still laugh! This guy is sooo awesommelyy Fuunnnyyyy!!!!