Scale of Hate - Daliso Chaponda Top 5 Jokes of 2018, #1

[@sharifgardo7100]

no impressions, no dirty jokes.. Just a pure intelligent jokes here man.. he did his research thoroughly.. Great speaker and presenter.

[@davidunderwood9037]

Intelligent but also racist, see my other comment on fact check (which he does NOT do thoroughly)

[@covexyrelpepito1990]

juggernaut haha dota2

[@enuabanosadavido3022]

David Underwood you’re the bloody racist

[@sharifgardo7100]

@@covexyrelpepito1990 yeah, Yurnero the juggernaut..haha

[@covexyrelpepito1990]

you play dota2?

[@tomadams3528]

" We came a long way...we've WIFI now . 200 years ago this would've been an Auction." -- Daliso Chaponda.

[@susancedeno3882]

Boom n just that... 😂😂😂♥️

[@mohammed_wari]

He is really too much.

[@rwothomio]

i fell off my chair when he said that

[@seatedliberty]

Not everyone saw it, and it is only proper to list an attribution when you quote someone."Credit where credit is due".- Steven Preston

[@cabletelcontar5440]

@@seatedliberty exactly. And this is "the internet where anyone can say anything" ...Mahatma Gandhi

[@melaniemckernan2944]

I am in South Africa and disabled and I am laughing so hard I cant breathe and tears are pouring down my face🤣🤣🤣 You are brilliant ❤

[@CorusM]

I love you; you remind me about Trevor Noah's joke about deaf people.

[@basslife9078]

I love this guy. His jokes are perfectly timed and delivered. Clean and extremely funny. One of the best comedians to come out since Gabriel Iglesias. Much love and thank you for the laughs especially during these difficult times across the globe.

[@doctorlolchicken7478]

Why is he clean? There were a few dirty jokes even in this segment. I don’t care if he’s clean or dirty, I just find it surprising several people describe him as clean.

[@silasarpagaus3520]

​@Doctor Lolchicken they think clean = no sex jokes

[@GUULLIVER]

@@silasarpagaus3520 There was at least one sex joke in it!

[@eugenegohdikern6006]

Boy, that last bit where he said, "You get to the point where getting outrage starts losing its power." Hits real hard.

[@sayan7939]

Daliso is such a gem. Firstly his words have the clarity which makes it easier for non english speakers to understand them. Secondly his political and jokes on racism are so borderline but never crossing the line that it actually makes you laugh your ass off yet pondering over the issues. He deserves much more attention than this.

[@realadriendmf]

Thats some great conscious comedy right here. Sad that more people dont watch your videos!!! This deserves millions of views

[@QueenMuser]

I mean he should have got the invitation to AGT champions...

[@realadriendmf]

@@QueenMuser Wow just realised that! 🤯

[@QueenMuser]

@@realadriendmf eventually he went to BGT Champions, that was enough 😅 but Preacher Lawson came over and stole the competition

[@andamlakandfitret6561]

He got my pass not because I am black because the effort it took to calm the majority and took them on a journey of what right or wrong, and succeeded in pursuing the ordinance to the essence of the topic.

[@MihzvolWuriar]

That paratrooper joke was insane, easily a 5 minute long laugh for me, you made my day

[@sfab5039]

Daliso Chaponda I love you! Keep it up 💕

[@AlwaysBolttheBird]

Reminds me of the disabled comedian who was talking about how everything is called special and he got concerned when he saw “special forces”

[@dove7778]

@@AlwaysBolttheBird ...going to war... jz finishing yr sentence😉

[@AlwaysBolttheBird]

Sharon Sharn haha thanks. Yeah I never finished that huh

[@clumsiii]

yaya! Got a rich bellyroll out of that one and then the follow up (laughing again now just typing this) "Right, right, right right right" omg

[@christianraphael3521]

"He just forgot he was white" I actually screamed

[@osaroejii]

Daliso is the most hilarious comedian I've seen my whole life. Gosh... This guy should have a TV that airs daily, I'll be glued to my television watching him! ❤️❤️❤️

[@jeezluis1779]

“Hop jump and skip fund” I have never laughed so hard in my life, probably one of the best jokes I’ve ever heard

[@geminem85]

As someone who relies on things like PIP, I can safely say that he is absolutely correct! XD I have just howled with laughter at that!

[@praveenmc1672]

The only comedian whom one won't get tired after listening again and again..

[@robertriva1313]

Love this guy,he's is so refreshing.He goes where angels fear to tread. IMHO he is the best stand up comedian the UK has seen in decades.Just knew he would be a star when I first saw him on BGT. He should have his own TV series.May God bless him.

[@yominutes9902]

Any film producers out here, please use this guy for a cartoon character (voice-over) he would be great I tell you.

[@Ir0nMa1d3n]

Omg....yes!!!

[@jarad4621]

God yes, Daniso would make an excellent voice actor. His voice is unique

[@tomadams3528]

@@Ir0nMa1d3n lol...you sound like Gabriel Iglesias drive thru.." omg yes ".

[@Ir0nMa1d3n]

@@tomadams3528 jijijihhaahajiji. Lol

[@patricktrujillo8421]

Could be the next Apu

[@jeffking4176]

This man is extremely witty and hilarious, he’s fantastic.

[@shamsj7193]

Beautifully crafted, intelligent comedy!! George Carlin would be a fan!

[@jermainelong1843]

"Outsourcing the offended-ness." Sums it up perfectly.

[@sicily7710]

This guy is so real and hillarious! I hope he gets his own show he so deserves it.

[@datorahimkamilsulaiman7644]

When a genius decides to warm up our lives! Superb

[@GLyy22]

Why has Netflix not given this guy a special yet!!

[@chaponda]

This special is on Amazon Prime

[@GLyy22]

@@chaponda thank you I’m watching it right now.. I’m a big fan Keep up the good work I hope there will be plenty more of ur specials

[@jeffreybannerman5234]

Lot's of respect

[@alvshill]

He is one of the cleverest comedians I think I’ve ever seen.

[@michaelwright2899]

I love Dalisa. So edgy, intelligent and funny. This routine is just genius. His “auction” joke on BGT just killed it.

[@ellieesposito9683]

He is a very smart comedian. When I first heard him. He became one of my favorite comedian. Thank you for making me laugh all the time I see you.

[@virgil_tb2]

A breathe of fresh air. Telling it like it is. Thank you so much.

[@yesumactuallyno1026]

Brilliant how he weaves relevant social commentary into his routine.

[@jordans8527]

Glad to see he's doing well after BGT :)

[@abbyyaa3052]

Watching You from Ghana! I Love all your videos from Britain got talent and you are a star of Africa ...... You really made my day with pure talent jokes

[@CoffeeCupVT]

Parent of a severely disabled child here - and your disabled joke is HYSTERICAL! And you're absolutely right about the focus on the cosmetic matters rather than the actual need: "Hop, Skip, & Jump Act" is fine with me!! God bless you, and keep 'em comin'.

[@chaponda]

Thanks a lot. I'm very glad. That joke went through many drafts and was very much one which I felt, people who are disabled and/or have disabled loved ones should be laughing hardest or i need to change the joke. And, the disability benefit cut was infuriating.

[@collinskipchumba728]

@@chaponda I like that you replied to this, shows the serious man behind the jokes. God bless you

[@MohamedHassan-ui1cq]

Beautiful performance and clean jokes. Daliso Chiponda is my kind of comedian.

[@peterzolintakis7227]

I love this guy, very cutting edge. I think he's getting better and better each time I see him

[@lillithdv8]

Give this man a comedy special!!!

[@lillithdv8]

Daliso Chaponda OMG you answered, I’m honoured 😍! I will check your special for sure, you’re super funny. Love ya!!

[@jenpeacock426]

Brilliant! Absolutely awesome! Very thought-provoking, extremely amusing and oh so entertaining.

[@freeandfair124]

hi jen, can i get ur IG or whatsapp?thanks merry xmas. thank.u deliso for always keeping it real.

[@CIOZimbabwe]

@@freeandfair124 reduce the thirst

[@reenieager4243]

So clever and delightful insight. Funny and thoughtful with brilliant punchlines. He makes you laugh, cry, think and enjoy. Great delivery. Please show more of him.

[@kings_chronicle592]

His style is unique and glad to see hes doing well

[@baydaissi2702]

My favourite comedian, so hilarious Wish he had more shows. Always a great laugh

[@heshanwickramaratne5308]

Man this was absoultly brilliant. Spitting deep facts but still keeping the edge off with comedy. Pure brilliance.

[@tingneihatkuki8337]

I really love how well you observed your surroundings and are putting out these concerns out, acceptable by public and with the right amount of humor. Not preachy but enjoyable and make you think atleast once..✌️✌️

[@ericdee1310]

I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard in my life! Brilliantly done! 😁

[@Mau_Rence]

Daliso you are the most intelligent comedian that know man!!! Kudos to you!

[@Rakmandra]

it is just rare that someone can make me laugh like that on an intelligent level ... you sir are in my top 3 of all times I keep scaring my cats by laughing so loud 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@shereenn6915]

Love u sooo from Syria . You help me to laugh while being depressed.

[@brian-daughtry]

I’m so sorry for your depression. We all go through rough times and seasons. This too shall pass and you will see better days

[@shereenn6915]

@@brian-daughtry Thank you so much. Really ur words gave me hope.

[@ralph-stanleymentor6550]

This is the best way to preach about this matter… demystify this subject. Thank you man.

[@sriramaswamy]

Fantastic job. You’re an amazing person with great sense of humor and sensibility

[@Motlatsi]

He just got mentioned on big Radio Station (Radio 702) this morning in South Africa, I came here to check him out and am loving the tangible material he's dishing. I have no doubt he's about to soar in SA.

[@acolley2891]

I learn something new from him every time. And he is so funny.

[@JasmineTsang00099]

The mirror "n__ n___ n__" got me laughing so hard i had to pause the video. I CANNOT believe this man just said this so bluntly LOOOL. Love his clever humour!!

[@moomanni656]

The HOP-SKIP-and-JUMP fund🤣🤣🤣😭

[@skris391]

Love this guy. Good material delivered simply.

[@gun1249]

He is an actual comedian.

[@abasslinelow]

Absolutely. Got Talent stand-up acts tend to either be pity parties for the disabled or completely substanceless and without teeth. He's one of maybe half a dozen I've seen that can stand on his own merit.

[@jovosedlar3395]

Brother people like you mAke this World a better place. We need exposure to laughter and distance with anger and stress. Hello from Serbia to good people laughing their bellys off

[@rodrigofernandez9055]

Outsouced offendness actually happens in real life. Great Daliso!!

[@Isbanda]

"Blind archers take aim" 😂 😂

[@jonathanwalther]

3:30 "Suddenly a white, American police man appers...." Pause. "I'm terrified of those guys, either." That was very deep and neat to switch the subject. Kudos!

[@KVSingh222]

Love you Daliso... You're great... A long way since BGT... Keep amazing everyone 👏👏

[@gibsonsanau549]

2021, & now I think I found that channel !!! ....Daliso, the King of comedy..

[@preciouskapanga6733]

You’re the best Daliso!!

[@georgeguy2963]

WOW! Just WOW! This is the second time I am listening to him. Now here is some intelligent routines. Awsome Daliso!

[@freddymello3227]

A great comedian,welcome to Tanzania

[@gcmoss]

You, and those like you, seem to accurately acknowledge the noise; distill it into a hilarious, outrageous, and audacious, yet tasty niblit. Because you are so brilliantly polar, listeners enjoying the treat will want to pass it on. As they share,they will add their own special spice. Thank you, I am a fan and have been following you since BGT! Loved you then, and now!

[@modabic]

Great work Daliso. Maaaan rooting for your future success... Thanks for sharing this routine.

[@seith2022]

Love his performances, hope he gets more views

[@sabina1794]

Smart and hilarious! Wonderful combination 😂😂😂 And his smile is incredible! Makes me smile throughout the whole program 👍🏻😍

[@tembeiharrison4426]

So intelligently comical...thumps up Sir,you are a rare gem

[@P.Whitestrake]

This guy's pretty brave with his jokes. Nice!

[@hasibnaheen6175]

That auction part is totally hillarious xD Love from Bangladesh

[@jalandastevens204]

Such a funny man Daliso, the crowd is too serious, clapping like he's giving a speech..

[@gkwise9940]

Sometimes he just makes me laugh even if I didn't get anything he said by just seeing the crowd laugh.

[@delirium11]

Daliso Chaponda makes good points! The oversensitive public prioritizes debating non-essential episodes as terrible events while real subjects of debates are easily skipped as non-essential.

[@princenehemiah4535]

Much love from Nigeria. I love all your jokes. Keep it up brother

[@jaycee3404]

If this bloke, Daliso ever comes to Australia i want a front row seat. One of the best comedians of this century. When youre losing faith and feel depressed this guy is a light in the dark.....give him his citizenship lol

[@jesperilauhio3142]

Hop, skip and jump fund killed me...

[@fainitesbarley2245]

Loved him from the first joke on BGT. A very, very funny, clever man.

[@senoritaguapo7887]

I love @dalisochaponda as I've watched his audition to BGT even if it's too late for me to watch this as I never thought it's been 3 yrs but the moment I saw his audition I followed up until semi final to Grand final and I live him soooooo much

[@richardmichael7523]

Funniest as usual from Chaponda. Thank you comic excellent

[@mahershalalbaz]

The paratrooper joke is hilarious 😂 😂 😂

[@DEEZ_N4T]

I get the being “offended in someone’s behalf” 😂😂😂 makes me laugh how much of a clown people turn themselves into for something they have zero involvement

[@crucibleknightordovis2936]

I did this at my school talent show and I won 1st place and I was inspired by him to do it

[@hadiaelkhalifa3411]

He's talented but it was a tough crowd.

[@clumsiii]

i think you mean he's talented *and it was a tough crowd - he still got them laughing! and thinking too i bet

[@vaitalv9361]

I actually think they were engaged & paying attention. This guy balanced story-telling with jokes, and his delivery is pretty intriguing.

[@elpresidente699]

Looks like the crowd I'd like over educated bunch. When you are too educated it's hard to laugh Lol

[@meilyn22]

@@vaitalv9361 I agree, they were really into what he was saying.

[@lindagarcia6327]

Happily stumbled on this Love this man I hope he really makes it big as a comedian Spreading love from the beautiful islands of the PHILIPPINES

[@EdelweisSusie]

A totally unique talent. I hope he conquers the world!

[@mariacalipari7227]

You are a card! Loved you when I first heard you and love you now. Never change

[@mariakelly5]

You are so funny! I was very upset when you didn't win Britain's Got Talent.

[@Rains215]

"Like it's Voldemort." I died laughing at that!🤣

[@abasslinelow]

That was definitely my favorite line hahaha

[@Beargrin89]

Omg I love this guy, the paratrooper joke nearly killed me

[@sahedthebutler8685]

"he slept with my aunt, he took my uncle land and made him a Christian" Daliso chaponda

[@SantomPh]

All because Uncle asked him to do it lol

[@manuelcristobal8962]

The best comedian with sense and sensibility

[@JaneDoe-ci3gj]

Really great comedy! Clever, insightful and funny👍

[@tracyclements616]

Deliso xxxx you're absolutely brilliant xxxx I love you as an artist xxxx

[@grahamdean9978]

Traditional comedian. Takes a serious topic and makes it ludicrous and funny.

[@michaelhatch1994]

I was a fan from the moment he said, on BGT "two hundred years ago this would have been an auction!". Totally original.

[@lassehahn1794]

love how you are basically explaining the concept of "the importance of the context". Oh and you're funny as hell!!

[@ndatitheressa6348]

Every time I watch this I Iaugh even more. It's the best of the best. It's a classic.

[@zaragill1323]

you are so funny and talented you should come to the Caribbean and do shows

[@bensonmwakyando5776]

Zara Gill hello

[@doreenyk]

Which Caribbean Island, he could come to?

[@PDeRop]

Dearest Daliso Chaponda. Please... pretty please.. get your comedy out on iTunes (just audio) if you can. I need you. Sweet, intelligent comedy. I cannot listen to Louis CK anymore.. George Carlin is dead.. you are heading straight for their spot.

[@firstanlas]

George Carlin though 👌

[@PDeRop]

SMD K one of my adulthood heros.

[@dalisochaponda592]

not audio, but the full 80 mins show this clip is from is on iTunes itunes.apple.com/gb/movie/daliso-what-the-african-said/id1436481021

[@PDeRop]

@@dalisochaponda592 Yes.. I have it on my iTunes. But I usually listen to this kind of stuff without the video to distract me. It helps me think the ideas being provided. And make people in the subway look at me very puzzled, when I almost take a knee at a good joke.

[@PDeRop]

@@firstanlas The policeman joke was so good. How many fingers ? :)

[@lynchelal4266]

Hi Daliso you are so amazing I love you double 👍👍👍👍👍🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪

[@mariaparker7545]

so totally agree with everything he says.. everyone has lost or is losing their sense of humour these days.. great comic!

[@balaribyrsat8788]

Love you Daliso....from India

[@sunnyadeniran6264]

good jokes bro, intelligent and funny.

[@immaculatetola]

Intelligent jokes,love you so much Daliso ,love from Nigeria,extremely hilarious

[@athaliarachidi8540]

Lots of love from South Africa 👌👌👌

[@irwanmhdtaib8615]

Im from Malaysia. and im your fan..