Dallas: J.R Ewing Best Quotes (Volume1)

[@jrewing1512]

J.R. was the greatest television villain during his time and was the funniest as well. Larry Hagman brought life and humanity to the villain we all love and hate.

[@Papabear2719]

I love it, “how did he bite you JR” “with his teeth sue ellen how the hell do you think he bit me” 😂

[@argerinejordan4703]

Suellen: "I need something to hold on to." J.R. "Alright, darlin, I'll get you a puppy." J.R. was too cold-bloodedm😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@leoavirtual]

🐕

[@wendyrichmond1755]

His best and most dynamic relationship was with Sue Ellen. He admitted it himself in later years - no other woman came close.

[@maryhlad5277]

I miss JR Ewing. He had the best sayings.

[@macarthurclutch4384]

2:16 “You never met anyone like JR Ewing!” Understatement of the millineum.😆

[@ShowsMorgie]

I LOVE the scene between J.R. and Allan Beam! Definitely one of the best scenes from the show, in my opinion!

[@chocodiledundee1]

JR is legendary....Larry Hagman was Dallas

[@samgonzalez6583]

JR is still the bossman of Dallas!!

[@robert9495]

Larry Hagman MADE Dallas what it was. His iconic character alone carried the show throughout its entire run. Of course other actors and actresses contributed at times, but JR contributed all the time. RIP Mr Hagman ! You will always be remembered as JR Ewing the man everyone loved to hate.

[@jasonbuck8992]

There will never be another Larry Hagman! The guy you loved to hate! Best villain on TV!

[@battlestarmarc]

Jr was so cool and smooth. He made being evil seem cool.

[@leehinchliffe9830]

Jr was the best villian ever love him

[@robertriquier2046]

RIP Larry Hagman you played J.R. to a tee!

[@liamjones5883]

J R Ewing the best tv character of all time

[@carlosdcardona5676]

I gotta admit he was the one bad guy you had to root for! classic lines!

[@jamesbingham1007]

They want 2 bucks an episode for Dallas. Downloading the entire series from a torrent was a sweet moment. No DVD's to mess with, no commercials.

[@frankiefelinesalwayswelcom5825]

Larry Hagman was the very BEST as J.R. Even when he being evil an caniving he was still quite funny. We will NEVER see another actor who holds this great ability. RIP Larry, we really miss you.

[@willisapril]

He also had some good quotes from the New Dallas, the 2 reunion movies in the 1990's, and Knots Landing

[@dextert4394]

Rich and powerful I just want to live like Jr Ewing for a year

[@susansimpson4932]

j.r.ewing..best Character... Dallas great show..

[@Driingo]

The way he says 'humiliation' at 7.26 is brilliant

[@paulhubbard252]

Jr was always one step ahead of the rest of the field

[@VolumedMusicMan]

JR and Alexis the baddest of the bad!

[@jammergirl6897]

Cliff Barnes the rodent bite him. !!! LMAO....

[@DixiePokerAce]

JR was the biggest sleaze on TV but he made the show Dallas worth watching. I used to tune in just to see what bad things JR was trying to do.

[@garyrichards5219]

One of the best shows of all time

[@richarddismore7499]

Some people just never learn. You just don't fuck with J.R. Ewing!

[@quigley1able]

jr is the man

[@pantherman74kd]

Joe Quigley JR for president

[@islandgirl5382]

OIL Barons!!!! The EWINGS!!!!!!! The men are so well -dressed regardless of the occasion!! Business, Formal, Professional, Western Wear; Hats, Belt Buckles , Boots, cuff links, turquoise necklaces...Very tasteful!! I stopped everything on a Friday night to watch this show back in the 80's !! My associates were at Happy Hour, where was I... at home watching Dallas!!! Jock and Miss Ellie- The Producers couldn't have chosen any better than these to ...Patriarch and Matriarch of the EWING family!!!!!!!!

[@chocodiledundee1]

Island Girl in Australia history back in 1984 there was this bike outlaw shootout on the streets they killed by standers and each other ... history tells that they agreed on changing they meeting due to Dallas tv series be on the same date of the war in between them ... now if Dallas ain’t one of the most legendary tv series I don’t know what is .

[@stormhawk3319]

Larry Hagman got the dream job in tv acting. No character got better lines than ol JR

[@CaptainSpalding72]

What is this love, hate crap? JR did what he was taught to do. I love JR, he was the thrust, the best parts of the series. When JR was being a winner that is. As soon as he became a loser and lost things he coveted, he was boring. I love the sequel series as it gave JR his balls, his fangs back for one last go round and allowed him to go out in high fashion.

[@CaptainSpalding72]

@@benisrood JR made him stronger.

[@chrisarseneault6483]

jr....evil at its best. and I Love it

[@bujanginin9971]

JR is Dallas and Dallas is JR

[@martinepeake3709]

Amazing, he really was one of a kind. pity there aren't a few more men like that around. Maybe if there were, a lady like me wouldn't spend so much time looking for something she just can't find. Oh boy Mr Hagman , where are you when I need you? Ha! Ha!

[@douglas-calvingreenough552]

Well "darling I'm down at the single" tree if daddy " needs me , or you :) " now do unto others, before they do to you! I remember one show where they are all standing around the bar drinking just before a commercial , and Jr says something simular to this : " daddy were gonna have a whole lot" more money after I get done puncturing those company pension plan's & his dad says good plan Jr , then the commercials , some of Jr's funniest he said was while drinking or the dinner table he'd always tease Lucy or sue Ellen or pam'

[@kelvinowl-hk2tb]

I loved the scene where John Ross told jr he had done this amazing thing and he just smiled and said something like my son that was nothing

[@johnnyd63]

Tony Nelson after he retired from NASA. Sorry gang..,,He'll ALWAYS be Major Nelson.

[@superfirmino5785]

Larry actually brought some of Major Nelson into the JR character because Larry was naturally a funny guy. It takes genius to play someone as nasty as JR so convincingly when you're a nice guy like Larry was.

[@tmathis5931]

Just finished the entire season! JR was Dallas, he was the only one who starred in all episodes.

[@mannyhenry1356]

Genie turn Tony Nelson into JR Ewing.

[@nyki7fykxtjxyi]

Damn I forgot how bad he was the devil lol

[@michaeldavis2039]

3:34 Dying!!!! ROTFL 😂😂😂😂

[@דינאתגולן]

He was something

[@CaptainSpalding72]

Damn! Where is the resolution to the sequel series!!!?????

[@dldavid11]

Dan Tee Absolutely agree with that they gave Dynasty an ending and they owe it to the late great Larry Hagman to give the a proper finish and would like to see that myself

[@rnsone8827]

Love this pic of Larry Hagman!

[@jaybrown3569]

With his teeth Sue Ellen how the hell else LMAO

[@tommymullen7300]

J. R. Was the daddy them all.. There never be a J. R. Again

[@soapsguy2265]

Jr to James about Marilee: Dallas' answer to vampira!

[@lynnpizza1653]

J.R. the man you love to hate. Larry Hagman at his best❤❤❤

[@mikemiller8975]

gotta love jr hate and hate him lol best Gillian ever in tv series

[@sobecb7131]

You should let the scenes play out. You cut so quick you miss the conclusion of the comment

[@LaReginaPatrizia]

I agree

[@anthonybarnett6828]

He was the Tony Soprano before Tony.

[@redwingsfan3621]

JR, Tony and Archie Bunker were the best

[@Kayjay98]

I would like to see him and Victor Newman go at it

[@sheiladavis6523]

J.R. & Victor Newman Wow !!! a very good 💡 idea . I would not want to be judge with picking the winner both J.R. & Victor Newman are lowdown dirty scoundrels & with slicky mickey tactic ☺ April 10, 2020

[@sweetdaddy77]

On an even playing field, I think J.R. would take it.

[@steveeisenhowereisenhower7130]

When I grow up I want to be just like J.R Ewing

[@dancastro4732]

There's a bit of J.R. Ewing in all of us

[@anb7408]

“If you’re planning on having a drink with these ladies, you’d better get Dora Mae to fetch the snake bite kit!” 😂😂😂

[@NJTDover]

The late Queen Mother was his biggest fan.

[@thomasfaucette1660]

JR ewing was the perfect vilian

[@gindywilliams1045]

Jr was my absolute favorite villain lol

[@TheEndOfMadness]

I would have left a like, but 90% of his quotes are spoiled by too rushy scene transitions

[@stevemtc1]

Larry Hagman is the best

[@anthonytoner11]

Poor Peter 😃. I'm not sure which is funniest; JR's response or Peter's reaction, he just didn't get JR'S sarcasm at all.

[@imjuslooking7270]

Larry Hagman if he did not, should have won awards for the narcissistic villain in this series. A man after my own heart!! Oh wait, I don't have much of one. I have NPD and PPD.

[@anthonydanielgittins1864]

JR was the best. Hagman played him so well. I am a limey too. Most villains are English or German but JR is in my top 10. Fabulous character. When men were men.

[@tyrone1544]

Way better than the Sopranos

[@MrPrepaidburrito]

3:02 legendary

[@raydow3439]

My hero!

[@c0nstantin86]

Explaigns my mom .... explaigns my dad too .... explaigns all the employees I worked for in my ex soviet country ... Gotta watch this again to get inside their mind!

[@johnashton4776]

Fight of the century J.R Ewing meets Darth Vader or Wilson Fisk aka Kingpin.

[@sneakerfreak2002]

Peter Atkins… so HOT ❤❤❤

[@kimdavison8083]

I would love to see the episode when cliff bit jr I don’t remember that happening

[@WhitneyHouston4eva1]

It was the episode when the fight broke out at the oil barons ball.

[@lemonhead162]

My dad calls people rodents too! Haha!!!

[@elosogonzalez8739]

That J.J. was some kind of asshole! I wish this was in syndication, I LOVED THE SHOW.

[@andrewbrown7027]

Yes

[@johnblack9298]

Wheres Sly 😂

[@The07031996]

4:37 Haven't you noticed? You gotta be a man to play in my league.

[@MRWINDYMETHANE]

Only guy that rivals JR as far as quips & insults go is All Swearingen.

[@EagleArrow]

Trump

[@craigjonesISno.1]

@5:34 - 5:55, so that how it works.

[@sherylstory7809]

With his teeth Sue Ellen😂

[@daviswendye]

Fucking JR complaining about not getting into Olive Garden 7:00.

[@BENKCHAFIK-ef3gt]

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE MONEY LOL.

[@jeffreyrichardson]

lauries water bed this way and that now her way scott will pay and pay

[@jeffreyrichardson]

lauries volkswagen scott loafing his ass dragging dougs balls hes bagging

[@salcappadona791]

4

[@CaptainSpalding72]

Ugh. Dont show the boring April, Michelle shit years.

[@chriisnapolion9881]

Ok

[@levinolan636]

Love JR. I'm a junior and everyone calls me JR after JR because of my attitude and personality. Lmao

[@jeffreyrichardson]

mike at lauries goose abdow abused welchs noose doug ginnie on loose

[@prplhze2000]

Bad editing.

[@PINKKYLIELOUISE]

The worst actress at 1.52

[@MrIrrepressible]

Barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen 😅😅😅😅

[@jeffjohnsonharrison4719]

horrible editing

[@chriisnapolion9881]

He's a mess

[@drumtum]

Bad editing!!