Dallas Texas is it’s own planet

[@askani79705]

We don't have a climate in Texas. Just Weather

[@sanityisrelative]

Oh good lord yes. I'm a Pacific Northwesterner but lived in Houston for a year. It was the worst. Then we moved to Seattle. It's amusing as all hell to hear people complain about the rain. Like, honey, you don't know rain.

[@c.m.2818]

Accurate

[@deryckmatallah5976]

@Orange Blossom This is how I've always done it in California and people say it's weird that I don't wear layers and adjust to the weather throughout the day. I have two modes - jacket or no jacket. Is it different out there?

[@c.m.2818]

Sam Wunders we experience all four seasons in one day most days

[@moxiedeuce]

We had thundersleet (?), sunshine, tornadoes and rain in the same day once. Dallas weather is a mood(s).

[@doylesinclair4499]

As a life long Dallas resident, YES, Dez caught that ball. The NFL has now admitted it. It WAS a good catch!

[@TheBUGZNTA]

Not a catch.

[@doylesinclair4499]

@@TheBUGZNTA NFL disagrees with you. They have reversed their initial stand on it, and they publicly admitted that it WAS a catch. so there! lol

[@pnwriotgirl2166]

Dez CAUGHT that ball

[@myview5840]

So did my 3 yr old nephew, granted he can't throw for shit though

[@MrEOM41]

He didn't maintain possession.. 😒

[@darthjarjar3152]

Bro take the DART train if you want to go downtown. Hahaha I can't believe you tried to drive there

[@Frost517]

I Uber circles around Dallas 24/7... if you’ve never driven in Dallas and don’t plan on learning it... call my Uber... lol

[@g_o_d_esigns]

Yup!

[@TheChroniclesOfDavid]

The DART smells like urine and has a bunch of homeless people. I almost stepped on a used diaper once on the DART

[@austinblackburn8095]

@@TheChroniclesOfDavid Yeah but thats nothing compared to what you will see in New Yorks Public Transportation im pretty sure ive seen a cockroach and mouse give birth to a cockamouse down there. Real talk basically all public transport is ruined by homeless people in america.

[@foragingfleur]

Only stupid Dallas people drive downtown. DART HELLO

[@beauxjones8793]

The one thing I REALLY like about the metroplex is EVERYONE drives like an insane asylum escapee.

[@ShayNicoleWithLove]

Sorry...i be trying to get out the way....LOL

[@blacksnakegray2552]

Naw, Houston and San Antonio is worse. Im a truck driver, and live in Arlington. Either one of those cities will make your car insurance go up.

[@beauxjones8793]

Blacksnake Gray I live an hour north of SA my wife’s from there. We go back a lot. SA can get a bit nerve racking. HOUSTON I’ve been there a hand full of times, if I can go around I do. I HATE driving in Houston.

[@blacksnakegray2552]

And dont let it rain in Houston. If youre in it. Be prepared to add at least an hour or two before youre out of the city.

[@SL-ez5rv]

That's because of too many no native Texans. Before all of the migration that started in the late 90's it was nice to drive but babyy now......

[@mindy6293]

You want real Dallas weather??? Come back in August!!!

[@stompkins1000]

Mindy it's so hot. I'm not ready

[@BirdsofParis]

I know!! It needs to stay cold longer 😭😭 It rained last night and it’s already hot and sticky humid

[@skidmark9863]

Shiiid mid July…

[@moxiedeuce]

Ooh, August is from the past of hell x 2

[@XxJD1RTYxX]

Hahaha I’m from dfw working in the gulf you think Dallas weather is hot it 105+ daily right now 100% humidity

[@pookiepeach9634]

Born and raised in Dallas. Gotta love this place. The weather here is bipolar though. Really enjoy your post.

[@michaeldeal1442]

Pookie Peach right

[@jayramirez669]

Love me some Dallas! The weather is like that one crazy ex girlfriend that hates/loves you at the same time

[@pookiepeach9634]

Jay Ramirez LOL yea

[@c.m.2818]

Born and raised in Dallas as well, and this is completely true.

[@AmillionRays]

Sounds like South Florida!

[@pamelanielsen5610]

All 4 seasons in ONE day!! That's Tx!!!

[@islandqueen3696]

Woooooow😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣

[@yosquidd242]

Naw, that is just North Texas!

[@terucks]

At least it ain’t Chicago. You wanna trade for our weather?

[@texys5848]

Literally yesterday it was 94 degrees, then it Rained the hardest it has in a while, and then it fucking hailed, AND THEN IT DROPPED BELOW 60

[@rillo806]

You should experience the Texas panhandle weather. True story. Walked in the grocery store 78 degrees. Walked out 40 min later... 34 degrees. Got 21 inches of snow over night.... 78 degrees 2 days later.

[@drew2real]

Ayeee im in the hub

[@rogerwilliams4742]

Truthfully.

[@erinncole6246]

No lies here 🌦❄️

[@VietnamAndKoreanFlashbacks]

Who the fuck would wanna go to the middle of nowhere!?

[@rillo806]

allen lee middle of no where is the best place to be. Im the social distancing champion.

[@mikenichols3080]

Dallas is it’s own kind of place. Just like New York City, Hollywood, Daytona beach. Dallas is very unique. I love it here. People are nice as hell.

[@ninasarkes6187]

They nice to your face... but will talk behind your back. Saw that one too many times.

[@shanickahoward8832]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Hilarious. We moved to Dallas from Florida. It's a different monster!😂😂😂

[@JenFindsGems]

Ooh do share your experience pls! I’m in Fl looking to relocate!

[@pnwriotgirl2166]

I'm a Texas girl from DFW, in the PNW now, but OMG, this is spot on. AND DEZ CAUGHT THE BALL

[@ashtonfrosch657]

Dallas Texas born and raised 🤘

[@skidmark9863]

Duncanville here!

[@c.m.2818]

Same!

[@jaleeldean8407]

Ashton Frosch #214

[@ashtonfrosch657]

@@jaleeldean8407 Sorry?

[@jaleeldean8407]

Ashton Frosch Dallas area code number is 214 that’s why said that

[@knightforlorn6731]

You always make my day brother. Your videos are a lot of fun and quite frankly, informative.

[@Onechance_ngl]

He’s so right about downtown. I was born and raised in Dallas and driving downtown still gives me severe anxiety lmao

[@peteblackburn7850]

Not gonna lie. When he said "They actually THINK Dez caught that ball" I got a bit angry for a second. Let me be clear on this... Dez caught that damn ball. If you believe different... You're wrong. If you don't like being wrong, then you best believe that Dez caught that ball.

[@neiandresamuels5428]

Facts

[@johncherry7693]

Damn right he caught it hell I seen him do it

[@LBright4444]

😂😂😂

[@BoMaBriGgs]

Lmao. Idk whatcha talking bout but I believe you 😂😂😂

[@angelajames7917]

I have lived in Texas all of my life, and we have 3 types of weather...100 degrees, 30 degrees, and tornados!

[@MsQueen-nb9wc]

😂 so true

[@bw9538]

You forgot hurricane and god pissing

[@BibleBikerChurch]

I lived there for 13 years in 80s 90s. Went back 20 years later, could not find my way around anymore. So different now...

[@chat4538]

That's because as soon as something gets built their tearing it back down again.😂

[@HoneyBee4163]

I lived here in the 80's and early 90's...back now and you are so right. Nothing resembles what it was known for....and the prices of real estate...omg!!

[@out2lunch4]

The DART RAIL opened up in 1997. That’s one of the things that morphed Dallas into a mega giant city. No standing at the Bus Stop as much. You walk to a train station.

[@zeezaa8381]

I feel that..lived in mesquite in the 90s..wow was I turned around when I went back..but I love it there still..

[@melsuzhen]

#2 I immediately said, "Why did you say that?! Are you trying to get jumped?!" 😂😂

[@jchow5966]

This is a excellent episode!!!!

[@tonygavinito4210]

He's right on! I've moved from different cities as well, and think the EXACT SAME WAY. Right on.

[@melsuzhen]

#5 Josh, that's just typical Texas weather. 😂😂

[@theacepanda1606]

Don't like the weather? Wait 5 minutes.

[@suzannejohnson7881]

Thank you Josh. I can always. Count on you to make me smile and laugh put loud when I'm having a bad day.

[@3rdcoastambit220]

Only thing I can't deal with in Dallas is forked freeways. You're going 90mph (the official speed limit of Texas) and BAM there's a concrete forked barrier in the middle lane for absolutely no reason!

[@dahobdahob]

The death merge on southbound 35

[@g_o_d_esigns]

@@dahobdahob Yess!... perfect name for it!😂

[@chat4538]

Oh you'll die in Texarkana no doubt. 😂

[@Smwilll6100]

@@dahobdahob Hi I'm Suzanne and I live in Jacksonville Florida and I'm never gonna complain about crazy ass Jacksonville again! We got 300 (it seems) bridges with no names just colors or just what it's by but from what your comments say about Dallas Tx I will never complain about Jacksonville Florida AGAIN!!! God bless you people who live/travel there!! Funny as hell btw🤣

[@petahpunk]

@@dahobdahob I know exactly where you're talking about! You just close your eyes, floor it, and pray! I get anxiety just thinking about it.

[@Beerissmoke12]

Im from San Antonio and I got mad when he mentioned Dez. Cowboys for Life! Dez DID get that ball!

[@dewknow1315]

Texas woman are the best IMO . I stuck in the PNW and the woman are let's say hard to deal with .

[@TC-to1et]

I from Dallas and if you tell anyone that Dez didn’t catch u better be ready to fight 😂 Ik this from experience because everyone ik is Cowboys fans and that don’t take it as no joke 😂

[@honorscroll8437]

Full Blooded Texan Here, I can attest to the weather bit cause I've been to every of this state. Texan Weather has the most chaotic mood swings EVER! That why we have the saying, "wait 5 to 10mins and it will change again"

[@sandigalloway3871]

38 years in Dallas (now living in Florida)……you nailed it!

[@blorac9869]

NICE! Thank you very much!

[@BlazinTexan]

Downtown Dallas is easy to get around. Just don’t there when big events are going on around Klyde Warren park. And avoid during rush hour Mon-Fri.

[@nothingcatchy7177]

That’s just Texas Weather period 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

[@Kriscuit_Bonkin]

Nothing Catchy Houston weather ain’t got nothing on Dallas weather!! 😂😂😂😂

[@shakarussanders9911]

Old West cafe!! I eat there every Friday morning! Get a Cowboy Breakfast or get a Rancher Breakfast but only get that if you got time for a nap afterwards😄

[@EarthQueen-1111]

My children and I will relocate here 2021!🙏🏾👌🏾

[@cherylcross-tucker1110]

I visited Texas once with a friend going to a high school graduation. I loved it!!!! It was early summer and the weather was beautiful.☀️

[@anonie8770]

Thank you. I love living here its the BIG D its the best.

[@EdwardSanchezProductions]

I am so happy that you had fun in my home city of Dallas,Tx

[@kevincharles1983]

DEZ CAUGHT IT BABY! U DAMN RIGHT. LMAO! DALLAS4LIFE. DEFINITELY OUR OWN WORLD HERE BROTHER. BORN AND RAISED. FOREST LN. AND SKILLMAN BABY

[@gregoryjenkins7707]

He didn't bruh get over it

[@kevincharles1983]

@@gregoryjenkins7707 lol. They've actually officially ruled it a catch but yeah im over it. On to this year and we're stacked! Superbowl bound bitches!

[@larrywhitt9089]

@@gregoryjenkins7707 bruh shut yo goofy ass up fo

[@jessdee9854]

Isn't that Garland?

[@jackietorress3306]

Whaaat? Drives in Downtown are relaxing, you embrace that traffic and enjoy the view! Don’t scare people like that lol

[@ninasarkes6187]

What on earth.... downtown traffic... calming!? With all that construction too!? Girl. No way! Every street is a one way. Make one mistake and you're screwed . GPS can't even keep up. My motto is.. massive green building = youre.close to 75... now get the hell.out lol

[@darksideemt]

If you want all the those good benefits you speak of go hangout in Ft. Worth. Less than an hour away and you would think you were in a different state. All the hotties and great food you can get in Dallas but none of the hassle of Dallas

[@supercollis3616]

And gonorhea

[@bradenbeyer5832]

But Fort Worth is popular because of Dallas

[@d.townzen1337]

I'll be linking this to all my out of town friends as a primer for visiting. You nailed it.

[@nubian32]

You never lied about how dallas folks feel about the cowboys. I recently relocated from philly and was at an event when I mentioned the eagles winning the superbowl. It seemed like everyone stopped. Everybody. And stared at me.

[@darkhumphrey]

Downtown Dallas: place where you can do right turn, left turn and u-turn at the same time while being hit by a trolley

[@Smwilll6100]

@darkhumphrey Holy crap!!

[@thebatmary5954]

I was going to comment about how true every component of this is... but yeah, this is all true. But if you wanna see another completely different planet also, go to Fort Worth. AND HE DID CATCH THAT BALL!!!!!

[@asia2067]

As a Dallas native who is now a Houston resident, Dallas traffic ain't nothin. And as far as the weather is concerned, that's just Texas in general. It's a state thing and not a city thing. You get what you get.

[@klassylove5503]

Thank you honey,,, D-Town Texas Bound baby!!! 😉😉

[@undeBniable]

I don't know how I stumbled on this video, but I'm so glad I did! You're HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂

[@EfrainRiveraJunior]

One day we went into Wal-Mart in shorts, when we came out it was snowing. We were like WTF???!

[@destinylove770]

Tx and FL are known creakhead states just sayin

[@hardworkingdiva]

The weather part is so true. 🤣 I love my city. And Dez did catch that ball. That’s just facts.

[@SimoneTare]

Ayyyyye triple D yessss born and raised. I’m dead on that bow legged weather lmao. You have to carry a whole wardrobe in your car for that sudden change. Eventually you learn that lol

[@jasongodfrey823]

I'm from DALLAS TX and he's speaking facts you best to know where ya going

[@abnormaltexan]

We have two season summer and summer lite! LoL! From September through April you always keep a pull over in the truck! I usually have two a hoodie and my north face. LoL!

[@5thgenerationtexan581]

Lmao! As a Dallas Texan born & raised I gotta love this! Ur definately right about Dallas women being some well built fine bitches, we got curves northern women know nothing about! I'm 5th generation Texan so my whole life I've been referred to as "the one with that ass" 😂😂😂

[@aalcorn409]

Hope Crump Hey I’m from Galveston County, and I can Vouch on this here post Lol.

[@nedrammonet3056]

Thanks for doing a vid on my city, and yes Dez caught the ball.

[@shelljowhatever9968]

😂😂 I'd love to see his reaction to west Texas just desert 😂😂

[@julianrojas4792]

I'm from Lubbock but live n Arlington now and all he'd say is. Dont go, just wind and dirt lol

[@MusicaTexas]

I would love to see what he thinks of Lubbock😂😂😂😂

[@shelljowhatever9968]

@@julianrojas4792 I'm in DFW too now I'm born & raised in Odessa I'd have to agree stay away from West Texas 😂🤣😂🤣

[@shelljowhatever9968]

@@MusicaTexas I'm sure he'd have alot to say. Lubbock is definitely better than Odessa where I was born & raised. It's definitely become a horrible town I'd never move back home

[@Damianoutlaw]

@@shelljowhatever9968 I agree. Midland and Odessa are horrible places located out in the middle of nowhere.

[@izzyh2924]

"Get parachuted in" 😂

[@jesssenieto2378]

Our weather is wild, Dallas is the only place that I know where we wear a sweatshirt with shorts hoping it ain't about to randomly rain lol

[@ninasarkes6187]

I'm doing that right now! After that massive storm this morning I put on sweater and socks yet I have a t-shirt and shorts on. 8pm now , not a cloud on the sky and 20degrees hotter.

[@Gaymer23]

" A Dallas Thesaurus " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead. My uncle lives in Dallas. Everything he said was absolutely true !

[@millwaynebraziel3751]

🤣🤣🤣🤣You be back because Good people are in Dallas. God bless you Trina Braziel

[@bethwilmeth2457]

You have the sweetest smile, and I absolutely LOVE watching your videos Mr. Pray. Whenever I'm feeling down I know all I have to do is watch one of your videos and then I'm in a good mood. So I just wanted to let you know how great your videos are. Please keep being your awesome self!! 😉😎😍🤩😜😝

[@rekatucker7371]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 love my city and my state! DEZ CAUGHT IT!

[@stevenserna910]

Reka is correct! DezBryant Caught that ball full in the end zone. Channels 4, 5, 8, 11 all showed the clip. Photo graphic freaking evidence! The freaking CIA and Russian spy satellites got the pics too! The air force had a U-2 spy plane get the shot! But the officials didn't? This is a Avengers level threat from Hydra (the field officials).

[@TexasAlabamaBoi205]

Dallas is my city and tha FUNK! 817! 💯💯💯💯

[@daggiedoo65]

Dallas strong and proud! God bless thus great republic!

[@TheKingmod]

Bro, there's nothing but truth being said !

[@boulivardd7294]

Dallas in the building. You forgot #6. "You play a stupid game you get a stupid prize".

[@baltocorsair2176]

Be first at the stop light and pray no one gets in front of you when the light changes, otherwise you will never catch the lights green thru downtown! Former resident . . Love this post, It's all true about Dallas, LOL

[@ladilikeki1725]

Haha!!! I’m due to move there in a few months. Thanks for the info 😂😂😂

[@dallasparty316]

Watching this video with great anticipation and my gun in hand. Because Josh knows how we Texans are about our state and our ways. Chuck Norris is a real Texas Ranger y'all

[@cleoadjuah]

Traffic is horrible everywhere in the DFW area. 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@michelleperry7774]

LOL his laugh/cough gets me every time hahahah Big D born ‘n raised REPRESENT 💕💕💕

[@gingerdavis2006]

I was born and raised in Dallas.... sorry we scared you but glad you went back home where you are comfortable... 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@hvr66]

I’ve been a metroplex person for 66 years. ( born in Texas) I remember my Mom making the statement that some of the most beautiful women in the world come from Texas. She should know, because she was one of them. i’ve heard the same comment about Dallas women. When i was growing up my Mom & sister, who is also beautiful, never went out in public unless they were well groomed. In the 60’s they wore dresses, gloves, & hats to go shopping. I remember going to Big Town , & my Mom & sister dressed like they were going to church. The same with restaurants. My Dad worked in downtown Dallas & always wore a suit & tie. No casual Friday’s back then. I miss those times, but i enjoy dressing for comfort.

[@stevegraham4585]

Never been to Dallas but have been to Austin and San Antonio. Excellent commentary.

[@joshualeniger]

It was a good catch! Lol love the channel man. Cheers from dallas

[@gailbrooks4863]

I'm from Dallas So true 😍 yes

[@327DD]

God bless Texas!

[@TheSteveGainesRockBand]

I was born in Dallas and I lived there all my life until I retired, and then I got out of Dallas as fast as I could. Dallas is a great place to work, but I wouldn't want to live there.

[@dallaslibra8514]

🤣🤣 So true on so many levels....especially our traffic. Downtown is super ridiculous.

[@overthetoppranks]

Dallas Native here Downtown is really nice, you will want to go back, but you definitely won’t be driving🤣 Dez caught that shit. Beautiful people live in DFW! The weather in Texas is completely unpredictable, especially North Texas cause it’s so damn flat! No hills or mountains blocking anything, storms will blow down all the way from Missouri you can’t call that shit lmao, it’ll be hot in the summer though that’s forsure😎

[@B_easy79]

Few relatives moved from Dallas, " we've had it" they said...they now live in Plano.

[@rdonovanc]

Haha, I did the same thing.

[@larrywhitt9089]

Plano is in dallas county

[@Postforming]

Larry Whitt no it’s not

[@neiandresamuels5428]

@@larrywhitt9089 it's in Collin county

[@larrywhitt9089]

@@neiandresamuels5428 duh

[@jayj4560]

Its hot as shit and get the fuck outta my way...that's Dallas.

[@second2none07]

Where are those men? Cause I’m not seeing them . . .

[@ddo920]

I'm from Dallas. I miss my home.

[@BBrownlee]

Hilarious! Love it!!!

[@seanthornton9969]

Josh both my wife and I always get a great laugh out of you stuff keep it up man.

[@LuxeprivaeMedia]

going downtown is not bad, lol. Dez did catch it. Menus not like that.

[@gingergaia]

LMAO! So true. I live right off I-20 a 4hr straight shot to Dallas. I use to go shop there, see concerts there. All fine when my friends or parents drove, till my kids were teens and Drving to Downtown D scared the living daylights out of me. Nope, I was never happier than when the kids chose NOLA for college and North La, switched allegiance from Cowboys to Saints.I'd choose the BIG Easy over the BIG D any day. And yes, the women are intimidating for us mere mortal women.

[@billprator3594]

you are a master comedian.

[@ebonyduncan7022]

Good to know. Thank you for the warning lmao... I'm from California.. living in Las Vegas. I was looking for a new city to move to.. my cousin said Dallas 🤔🤔🤔 you put me on tho 😅😅😅☮️💜🌻

[@peccatumDei]

I lived in Dallas from 1979 until 1993, and I will attest to the truthfulness of this.

[@viennawaits4u36]

I've lived in Dallas for the past 22-yrs and agree with everything Josh said about Dallas. What I do when I go down town is find a cheap parking lot (there are several in the area) and walk to where ever I want to go. If you can park your car some where on the eastern side of the West End down town, then every thing is pretty much within reasemble walking range of where you want to go. Bars, restaurants, stores, AA Arena, Book Depository Building.

[@missshellie5478]

😂😂😂Dallas cowboys is in Arlington....FACTS!! DEZ Caught the ball... 😂😂.. Old West Cafe...Weather is definitely Bipolar😂😂

[@toyaa.8784]

😂😂😂😂...that's my City, and you're right😂😂😂😂

[@aking15twu]

You are funny, but it is as you said. Its a seething underbelly you ain't even touched on. Dallas native, pistol packing, extra clips on deck.

[@benjeminecarpenter2894]

Gotta love some old west.... And Dez caught it

[@Malissa7]

🤣😂 I worked Downtown Dallas and it's terrible to maneuver through! Before you know it you'll be going down a one-way that you thought were not. Better plan wisely when driving Downtown! And our weather is very unpredictable! Glad you enjoyed it here!!! 👍😂🤣

[@vickierichardson4590]

Tell me about it. My GPS had me turn left on a street only to be meeting a DART train headed towards me. 😱 People on the side flagging me to stop and waving at me to go back. You should have seen me backing up in the middle of an intersection with a stop light and traffic on all sides. Thank you Lord I made it out. Downtown Dallas is no joke. Whew🤯 Enter at your own risk.

[@sassebaybe7603]

Dez caught it!! Period.

[@im5810rep]

I love this single.

[@Highvibes777]

Lol....and they think they are all that too...they're NOT. I live here...it's true.

[@mercygrace.]

"Get you a 🐎" ... I'm 🤣🤣🤣

[@penelopemcgee9799]

I'm a Dallas resident he is so right about Dallas hell yeah