Proof that the pyramids were built by Reddddd Necks

[@nobodyimportant290]

We don’t tell you how we did it cause 99.999999% of the time we didn’t even know.

[@TheAttacker732]

"How'd you do that?" "... I'm not sure, and I don't remember hooking the faucet to a keg."

[@284Winchester]

lol that’s true 😂

[@stephenwheeler8021]

@@284Winchester yes

[@williamstellmon7565]

Fact!

[@BoWeava]

Shhhhh spoilers dude!

[@StarboyXL9]

The Ancient Egyptians didn't even know where the pyramids came from. They just woke up one day and found them there, surrounded by empty beer bottles and chewed tabbaco.

[@jocelynnowen3078]

And some engineer they paid a shit load of money to had moved to Alexandria

[@325aliceI]

Yeah...sounds legit..

[@austinarmstrong8378]

Damn dude, that's funnier'n'hell! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@deannagonzales2784]

😛🤣😛

[@jonwatson9765]

You got it! I worked as nail driver one time with house building crew in Georgia, Lawrenceville way, and every where you looked as the framing went up and the plywood sheets were nailed down there were daubs of chawing tobacco spit.

[@rogerhaynes2661]

Well, historians determined that the Egyptian laborers were paid in beer. All adds up

[@honesttitles2466]

Roger haynes n food

[@Helmholtzwatson1984]

Hold my beer...

[@etho7351]

@@honesttitles2466 bread more Specifically. Back then bread was solid beer.

[@adarkwind4712]

Roger haynes lol paid.

[@GunsAndChill]

@@etho7351 let's get this bread

[@lindacaldwell6251]

My husband, who was born in KY....took down a 60 ft barn with a small John Deere tractor. By himself. No problem. He can build anything. Fix anything. Grow anything......you are right man, you are right. He built a 12 sided gazebo, that USED to be a corn crib. Go look up one of those. On the same spot. Just dropped the metal roof one panel at a time with bolt cutters. What an animal. Anyway, I asked him how did you know how to build this thing?? He said well, I had already built it a dozen times in my head, so it wasn't hard!

[@noharmnoshit6745]

Nikola Tesla always claimed that he could think through the entire invention in his head and then go build it and it would work first try, every time. Great minds....

[@BlaspheBeast]

Wow. Very impressive.

[@spidergoose891]

That's how I do all our home improvements. My wife says it's because I'm autistic.

[@sgtsplice9643]

All those small clay cups they find in the sand around the pyramids are old spit cups...

[@smitcher2000]

Sgt Splice I actually laughed out loud to this

[@michaelray5595]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BigInjun05]

Literal mud jugs.

[@nicolasvallejo7323]

Pay dip spit baby 😂

[@CM-ve1bz]

Sgt Splice Now that's funny right there

[@maurinarobinson3627]

Honestly love this guy. If everyone complimented each other like this it’d be a better world. I know it’s just comedy, but Josh, you made me cry. What’s going on in this world today~

[@brentduganiero1631]

PLEEEEZE do a video explaining the finer points of “Negro-ometry”!!!!

[@carole.strain8306]

What in heck is it?

[@brookshadlin117]

My grandpa could do that.

[@klvAcosta]

😂

[@sandracox4341]

Yes!!!!

[@apositivechannel5221]

Lawwwd yes please... I gotta hear that explanation!!

[@RSPDiver]

Josh, you gotta go out to Texas and collab with Demolition Ranch! That video would be epic!

[@stingray4540]

RSPDiver oh pleaze oh pleeeeezzzzeeee make this happen!

[@romdj22]

Make it so.

[@jhonsauceda6024]

Agreed.

[@johnthaxton9235]

Oh hell yeah! Josh has gotta join the Demolitia. It would be Epic. Can you imagine Josh holdin a 50 BMG and he'd have way too much fun with a can cannon. And the video he'll make about the 5 things he learns about firearms and the Demolitia would be great.

[@roberthill3207]

Yes yes yes... thumbs up stay awesome.

[@odinkarrtheviking8274]

"So Cleatus...whats the job today?" "See them there big and heavy blocks over yonder? We gonna stack them up in a shape" "What kind of shape?" "A three dimensional triangle"

[@randybicker907]

Odinkarr the Viking 🤣🤣🤣

[@grantjones4862]

Dimensional Pronounced: Dee-menchnal

[@MinistryOfMagic_DoM]

Tetrahedron is the word you're looking for.

[@TheExplosiveGuy]

They got the idea from a beer can pyramid...

[@BassPlayer9000]

You forgot to say "y'all see them"

[@paulervin1610]

My father with his 7th grade education could look at a field Tell you how many acres it was and how much seed you'd need to plant it when he got married he could barely read a newspaper but he knew farming! College educations are over rated ! Look@ what's coming out of colleges today!

[@bethshadid2087]

AMEN BROTHER

[@islandfantasy5931]

Students are walking out of university looking for safe spaces. They are soft and weak minded individuals. They are brainwashed.

[@codeofthewolf224]

My father had a seventh grade education. He worked in construction. He could calculate in his head and show you on paper how many cubic feet of concrete you needed for a foundation. He could tell you how many square feet of reinforcing Mesh that you needed to put in it.

[@micahap1559]

This is not a phenomenon. It issue is with the younger generation and schools. A 7th grade education from years past would far surpass you average college education today. K-12 is approximately the equivalent of K-3 or 4. Doing the same thing 3-4 times long. Just not teaching anything and ruining a will to learn or do anything.

[@elgringofeo9348]

U just need skills. U know how to replace pc parts get a job in that field, u know how to use a chainsaw? Dedicate yourself to cutting trees or carpentry

[@stevebutler8387]

Cant understand why Josh doesn't have a tv show, he is talented and enjoyable, well done

[@jameswells554]

My wife wonders why I don't ever come in the house except other than to eat, and sleep. She doesn't understand that we weren't allowed in the house between breakfast, and dinner when I was a kid. It probably doesn't help that I spent 20+ years sleeping on the ground, and toting a rifle once I left home; which is basically how I grew up. I don't know how to be indoors. Don't like it.

[@ETAisNOW-wn8wx]

I don't even wanna come in to eat or sleep. I just have a family so I come inside to maintain normality. Outdoors is home.

[@ericwest1197]

This is the way I was raised. It was a punishment to be in the house. I'm a 51 year old grandpa. Still can't stand to be in. Got to be outside doing something all the time. Thanks

[@hellavadeal]

In doors is where I put stuff I do not want weathered.

[@DairangerSentai7]

Dude I don't know if you're serious or not but you need to write a novel or memrior. You got the skills.

[@ryancking87]

11 Bravo 1-502 2BCT 101st ....... Thank you for your service brother.

[@OkieDokie680]

Oh dear Lord, I just found this and had to subscribe. This is so funny and true. Im watching just to see who I know who’s exactly like you describe. Loving it!

[@johnwesch5926]

When I was a kid I had one toy. It was called outside. In case you can't tell, I'm white.

[@FrankD71864]

I guess that also comes with age. That was my toy also. I am 55 and by my photo you can tell...

[@dlv444]

@Squeek Tate I used to get my ass beat when I didn't put my toy away by the time the streetlights came on.

[@markcockerham646]

Thumbs up number 69!!!

[@samuelb6960]

Why was digging holes so fun

[@stompinmcallister1312]

I wish I would have thought of this one , that was mine too

[@VSO_Gun_Channel]

He’s not wrong you know

[@rileyen4608]

Bro, love your stuff too

[@beverlybalius9303]

I’m a 63 yr old Mississippi woman, on my way home from work the other night it’s raining, I have a flat tire, I get out and Change it!!!! Course I drove a Taxi 18 years and was a merchant Mariner 18 yrs,,,, i am slowing down a little now, I feel it!!!! Thanks for the laughs!!!

[@Helmholtzwatson1984]

Keep moving girl you got it ma'am!

[@anniekalife2238]

I’m a 40 yo Mississippi woman and can do 90% of my own car work, take care of things with the old hand tools and the newer electric ones! Farming crops, handling cattle, milking, taking care of life

[@cgonzalez1445]

💖God bless you, Ms. Beverly!💖

[@cgonzalez1445]

Annieka Life That is very admirable! As I get older I find that I have more of an appreciation for my grandmothers and the other old ladies in the family and community. They were the glue that held it together and we’re that glue now!

[@lonelysith66]

Okay, I see you! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Sigbuddy]

Oh man, he's right about the math teacher! Lol! Redneck just means hard working in the dirt! Love it

[@fearthetruth974]

That’s why it takes people of ALL races...some do this,some do that.. and together we can get ANYTHING done..

[@TheAttacker732]

​@ Those first two are relatively easy. It's doing the last one without, ahem, *injuries* that's posing the problem.

[@AmericanDefender]

Amen

[@Bmoreflow]

Yall just needa season yall food everything be fine

[@raymondweaver8526]

America

[@cgonzalez1445]

Lor Bmoreflow 😂...I say this at least once a week...🤫sshhh...just observe...we’re not even supposed to be here...👀

[@FormerlyDavid]

I've been watching your videos for a year or so. Your delivery is outstanding, and what you deliver is hilarious. Well done, sir.

[@srt4x4]

Take Obama's Nobel prize and give it to this man.

[@stefanwalicord]

Give him the peace and the physics prize

[@sherrellelkins1976]

@SRT 4x4 you are my hero.

[@theone2698]

I love this guy, he is one of the few people that can truly make me laugh

[@pmarie2003]

Well, yeah. 60 y/o white female here. This morning I moved 400 pounds of feed, and two bales of hay. Fed the dogs, horses, cats, and goat. Sawed a few branches off, in the front yard. Planted some cactus, took out the trash, cleaned the inside of the truck, and cooked breakfast. This is why we are ahead. More planned for this afternoon.

[@warpedone3711]

@CU29ZN she's entitled it was Sunday

[@warpedone3711]

@CU29ZN no same one I'm on vacation so days don't mean sh*t

[@davidlee3138]

😂😂😂 all that before lunch.

[@brookshadlin117]

🔥🍆

[@observerfx212]

Day off, huh.

[@steventaylor2551]

Egyptian rednecks said, "Hold my beer." 3 days later, all pyramids were built😂😂😂

[@chuckbradley5389]

We don't mind working outside in the sun because we're raised that way. From the moment we're big enough to go outside our mommas kick us out of the house and don't let us back in till supper is ready. We don't know anything but outside in the sun.

[@thefitzoff3386]

Chuck BRADLEY and you didn’t dare tell anyone you were bored! If I told my grandma I was bored she’d tell me to go out on the highway and play with the trucks! I was 5! The bottom line was they’d find something for you to do , and what they wanted you to do was not fun!

[@chuckbradley5389]

@@thefitzoff3386 I know to well about saying that I was bored. My dad had me dig a 3'×3'×3' hole, when I was finished I asked him what to do next and he pointed at a 6-8 inch stick and said bury it. So I spent around 3 hours digging a grave for a stick. His other option was a 5 gallon bucket of bent nails for me to straighten and sort by size.

[@davidmonroe7783]

And drank out of the hose

[@BuzzinVideography]

YEE YEE. Hell yeah!

[@BamaShinesDistillery]

If youre thirsty....theres a water hose.

[@emanuelnamseth1469]

"The smartest people dont care to tell everyone how smart they are."

[@jonskid8929]

I can explain it, but I can't understand it for you

[@christiancapps9896]

Negroahmetry, wish you would've been my math teacher

[@heidimarchant5438]

With 18 quarts of oil? My pickup only takes 6 q max. Our semi's don't even take that much.

[@MajesticDemonLord]

And for todays problem: If Tyrone does a shady on Shanequa, how many caps is Justin going to have to bust in his ass?

[@Chevyboi1488]

Spit cups and pyramid pong now days called beer pong lmao

[@lkanan3869]

just found your channel. AWESOME!!! Subscribed, liked, laughed (a lot). Thanks for starting my day off with a big smile.

[@rebeccariordan6391]

"Texas Calculator" lmao...-&"Yee-yee"

[@TreeFreak]

It's from Texas Instruments, Inc and they cost several hundred dollars. You could chart graphs and everything on those bitches. They have gone down in price for students between $130-150.

[@stefanwalicord]

The TI-36X Pro is a spectacular engineering calculator. No graphs, but it solves polynomials, matrices, definite integrals, and works in Hexadecimal and Binary too. I love it so much, and under $20 too. I had a fancy TI-83 Silver which graphed stuff, but it broke. In my humble opinion the advent of the smartphone makes it irrelevant, while the speed and versatility of the 36 can't be beat by a phone.

[@adamjohnston9315]

This is some funny stuff man. It makes me happy to see someone clowning on a stereotype of my people without it being racist. You know what I’m talking about. I grew up Gen X. This is the kind of thing all my friends talked about and there were never any fights or problems because it was funny and there was always a small kernel of truth in there somewhere. It’s nice to know that the old ways have not been totally forgotten. You’ve earned my subscription. Keep up spreading the love.

[@robertomartinez8434]

Josh you forgot to mention that they do it build it or move it for a twelve pack.

[@Neznisgip]

LOL, That is absolutely true. I've had my tractor fixed for a 12 pack of Budweiser, and my car repaired for a pint of Jim Beam.

[@JNoMooreNumbers]

Yeah or bbq and beer.and return the favor. My husbands RIP family and mine were from the south and picked up their ways. As a widow, I flipped a house almost by myself to get into the country. 150 percent profit. Had help with electrical, plumbing, sanding floors for food and beer and a new roof. It was a wreck also but did walls, baseboards, doors, ripping up carpet and screws and nails, fixing walls, blinds, counter and a ton of grunt work plus landscaping with a decorative pond and winging masonry but did it. Replacing things here and there. Never again. Lol

[@stalstonestacy4316]

Hell yeah, that's how I got a new porch floor. Put some food on the grill and crack open a case of beer 🍺

[@bethshadid2087]

Don't forget the food 😁

[@billenglish2804]

For me and my friends, the going rate was a case now and a BBQ invite later.

[@kellyjoevans223]

This is no joke lol. You give my dad an idea of what you want built and he can give me a supply list with maybe 1 nail extra. Amazes me everytime.

[@romdj22]

Last week I used a piece of siding to fix a ladys waterpump on the side of the road so she could get the kids home. Just gotta be smarter than the box you try to think outside of big buddy.

[@bethshadid2087]

Lots and lots of duck tape 👍

[@doubled3983]

Hello from Oklahoma! As a lifelong redneck, I enjoyed this video. I enjoyed the fishing video too. I had to subscribe. Thanks for all U do! God Bless!

[@phorewhoresman1897]

Liked before I watched, J Pray never lets me down.

[@Virtuallyher]

Every video so far that I’ve looked at has made me laugh so much the last 30 minutes. Then I clicked this one and yet again, laughing XD! You’re funny!

[@am2rookie855]

*YEE-YEE* I almost lost my mind laughing

[@deannagonzales2784]

You always bright my day and make me laugh. Please never stop these videos. 🥰

[@thisisadam7674]

I watched this with my wife asleep beside me. I totally woke her up while trying not to while I laughed inside. This was just funny. Keepem coming.

[@blong2898]

Josh, you are awesome!!! Funny and as I am from Tennessee, you pretty much hit it right on the head! Keep up your funny videos!!! Much Love!!!

[@wetspotswimwear1199]

I've been an outlaw trucker for 40 years, criss-cross this great nation more times than I can count, met every kind of person imaginable... But you, you are the top dog when it comes to pointing out perception of people. I love your take on everything you bring

[@darthbop7128]

This had me laughing so hard, my eyes leaked.

[@hmsdemolition8588]

Your funny & true every word !!! 😜🤪😜🤪🤪🥴

[@jonathancrocker70]

Ever heard the phrase "cornbread fed mother......." The secret is right there.

[@sandmtnirishred]

I'M MOUNTAIN. IF YOU KNOW, YOU UNDERSTAND, IF NOT, IT CANNOT BE EXPLAINED.

[@knightlife98]

LOL! Thanks for the laughs, my friend! Keep doing, what you're doing! Love and Respect! 👊💯

[@hybridracers]

I love some good old fashioned light hearted humor. Thanks for making me laugh today. Wish everyone could remember how this worked

[@Born2Losenot2win]

“Negrometry” *At that moment, many guts on the internet, spilled all over the floor*

[@armyretguy7365]

Someone finally solved the mystery. You Sir, are a great historian!

[@heterodox3487]

You have a gift good man, pleasure to see genuine humor 😄

[@johnd4408]

The Pyramids started out as a tripod engine puller but they got drunk and pranked their buddy. There is a 4x4 truck with a gun rack somewhere inside those pyramids.

[@DobaDave]

This is so funny! Thank you for the laugh!

[@isaiahadams6598]

See y’all in 5 years when this gets recommended

[@sandmtnirishred]

For what? I Love this man and I'm Appalachian Alabama!

[@leecherry6171]

Much love brother, I don’t know of many or any comedians who have such a righteous and joyful delivery as yourself. The joy brother, I thank God and my father in Heaven for you this morning. 😂✌🏻 Power, Love, and a Sound Mind.

[@vf12497439]

My favorite saying is my old lady dont need help, our last kid came out sideways and she didnt make a sound except exhale like a powerlifter. Dont worry about her, she can lift 300 pounds.

[@FableMythLore]

This is hilarious. Thank you for the laugh.

[@unclesam9591]

Yo you lucky not being charged with murder... I'll be laughing so hard dying all the time listen your stuff.. sure other people do as well..

[@gusgrau3594]

Uncle Sam You got some lighting? It is real life respawn!

[@CountryLife8286]

Stumbled upon your video, dude you are funny as hell 🤣😂

[@geraldfrost4710]

first time viewer, long time impressed! There are a few surviving records on how the pyramids were built. One is that teams literally raced to the top hauling blocks! The reward? A high five and a barrel of beer for the winning team. (a few of the blocks have mystic inscriptions in ancient Egyptian which roughly translates to, "This is some bulllll shipppp!" and "The next time the boss says we race, he's gonna be crocodile poop!" )

[@WarSkullSkB]

That's some of the funniest stuff I heard in a long time keep it up brother.

[@allenmckinney9533]

I had a stepbrother once that his high school football team practiced by pushing round hay bails around and it was a country school.

[@adarkwind4712]

Allen McKinney that O and D line musta been monster.

[@teej783]

I used to run with sprinkler pipes before my freshman year. I guess it got me in shape.

[@jessicawalker8564]

Our boys did the same winning state champ title in class C 8 man football year after year in the 73016... Go Wildcats

[@dansmith8206]

U had me damn near in tears lol 🤣 too funny keep it up buddy

[@TheTexasknight]

"Hold my beer, then go on an' get behind that fence. I'm fixin' to do sump'm. An' you better not spill my beer."

[@lonelysith66]

Then, why give me the beer?! 🤣🤣🤣

[@samanthairish8467]

if i drink it, i can't spill it. lol

[@BoxerRick]

We have that tendency to build and do alot of stuff we can't remember. 😂😂😂 I love your show.✌️❤️ from Ky

[@siralphathe1]

i cant say i am ever let down by josh pray, he makes me laugh with his point of view and wit every time

[@jameshubbard1254]

Your channel is great! Thanks for posting it

[@astroknott5877]

Now that was funny right there! Don’t care what anyone says. 😂

[@nctunes]

You a mad man. Awesome work. Wishing nothing but good for you.

[@jasonbolin151]

Coffee nearly shot out my nose listening to this.

[@nickv185]

Least it wasn't beer...

[@deniseprettner2020]

This guy can make you forget all the BS going on in the world and put you in a good mode.

[@johnhunst8308]

Haha this is hilarious. Thanks for the giggle buddy

[@johnrichter1956]

You need to do a show with "louder with crowder". You're hilarious

[@MK-lk7nc]

Thanks for this Josh, you're always funny as heck and I really enjoy your videos. Have a nice day.

[@gustavo13k]

Negro-nometry 😂😂😂😂 had me in stitches

[@heathwells3564]

Crazy funny. And fun to watch. Keep up the videos

[@tylerwalther6049]

I lost it when he threw out the "yeeyee" 😂🤣😂

[@daveparrott9530]

Dude as one of your Caucasian subscribers I must say this was so funny I promise you I laughed the whole way through it. Keep it up my good friend.

[@elderblackdragon]

Pretty sure my neighbors are wondering what I was laughing at.

[@meganperry4650]

This is my favorite video of yours! Lolol

[@baggboy1]

I Love the way you see people! It’s so true 🤣😂

[@andrewnelson7239]

🤣🤣 always love your videos man!!

[@everythingbillionaire7950]

This guy is hilarious. I love how he bashes white people and black people at the same time, and I am white. We need more of this to heal racial divides. I swear, if you are white, watch this with a black person and vise versa. We will both laugh together as human brothers.

[@azriel9479]

LMAO stay safe bub and keep up the great work. you crack me the hell up lol

[@jamesfischer4813]

Lol. Only 11 likes bro? I love your channel

[@brianmiller1098]

Josh I laughed so hard I almost spilled my beer!!!

[@mostlycensored7668]

Basically all of the blocks were just old world used tires... guess who collects used tires?

[@geraldfrost4710]

Why would anyone throw away a perfectly good planter?

[@rustedratchetgarage6788]

Stone wheel get flat spots... boom! building block

[@GongshowGarage]

Loved your vid my friend ...ppl like you show how to appreciate each other instead of putting each other down ..well done buddy!

[@BamaShinesDistillery]

When he was talking about moving the weight.......I was thinking of all the tractor equip you have to move around for various reasons......

[@jocelynnowen3078]

Strange physics is normal engineer mind set. Tao of Physics suggested reading.

[@terrellstandefer6646]

Just started watching your stuff, funny as hell! I know this is a older video but who ever gave you a thumbs down give them a middle finger up! Great stuff can't wait to see more.

[@coltoncrain5375]

To answer how all that is accomplished in one go, Farming. Also alot of beans and cornbread.

[@Rooinek]

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bubba I love u, u had me dyin the WHOLE damn video... God bless u

[@sstlibertas6440]

Yuh hear that, Bubba? We wuz kangz!

[@ashfield4313]

Aw shit, we wuz? Well why aint we kangz no more? Dangum gov'ment I bet.

[@sstlibertas6440]

Nolan Gosh darn it, Burrock Hoossane! Bedder not tuch ma crown... the KANGZ gonna raz aggin!

[@MsHashy420]

I'm out in a truck yard watching this lol you just describe everything going on as we speak 🤣

[@leslieshafer6343]

LOL, you mention 'ometries I'v never heard of.

[@jocelynnowen3078]

We refer to that now as engineering. First classes held in France

[@creekerjk]

I really enjoy your content it makes me laugh after a long day of work

[@heidimarchant5438]

18 quarts?😨😂 Somebody's never changed oil b4😄

[@steveclarkson2693]

Bugatti Veyron takes 18 quarts.🤷‍♂️

[@BuzzinVideography]

My semi takes 100 quarts exactly. And 150 gallons of antifreeze before topping it off with the hose

[@BamaShinesDistillery]

My truck takes 16.....

[@Spudderr]

I’ve changed oil on three cylinder diesels that took 15 gallons anything is possible lol

[@randomgeneratedname1264]

Well, either it takes 15 quarts or his head gasket is fucked.

[@billwaid1834]

This was the best video I have seen in a long time!!!

[@elchapo132]

😂😂😂I can't argue with this ..they are true mgyvers...

[@paulslate7222]

Funny and clean! Keep up the good work

[@michaelmanzo4661]

My dude Josh pray I'll tell you one thing man you're a funny dude bless you man negro-ometry LOL that's awesome

[@rmzlife]

This was great....

[@nilloc28]

“Josh, all you gotta do is what I just did”