Proof that the pyramids were built by Reddddd Necks

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Josh Pray

Josh Pray

Күн бұрын

Comedian Josh Pray has a theory about his southern Bright Friends

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@rogerhaynes2661
@rogerhaynes2661 5 жыл бұрын
Well, historians determined that the Egyptian laborers were paid in beer. All adds up
@honesttitles2466
@honesttitles2466 5 жыл бұрын
Roger haynes n food
@Helmholtzwatson1984
@Helmholtzwatson1984 5 жыл бұрын
Hold my beer...
@etho7351
@etho7351 5 жыл бұрын
@@honesttitles2466 bread more Specifically. Back then bread was solid beer.
@adarkwind4712
@adarkwind4712 5 жыл бұрын
Roger haynes lol paid.
@GunsAndChill
@GunsAndChill 5 жыл бұрын
@@etho7351 let's get this bread
@StarboyXL9
@StarboyXL9 5 жыл бұрын
The Ancient Egyptians didn't even know where the pyramids came from. They just woke up one day and found them there, surrounded by empty beer bottles and chewed tabbaco.
@jocelynnowen3078
@jocelynnowen3078 4 жыл бұрын
And some engineer they paid a shit load of money to had moved to Alexandria
@325aliceI
@325aliceI 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah...sounds legit..
@austinarmstrong8378
@austinarmstrong8378 3 жыл бұрын
Damn dude, that's funnier'n'hell! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@deannagonzales2784
@deannagonzales2784 3 жыл бұрын
😛🤣😛
@jonwatson9765
@jonwatson9765 3 жыл бұрын
You got it! I worked as nail driver one time with house building crew in Georgia, Lawrenceville way, and every where you looked as the framing went up and the plywood sheets were nailed down there were daubs of chawing tobacco spit.
@nobodyimportant290
@nobodyimportant290 5 жыл бұрын
We don’t tell you how we did it cause 99.999999% of the time we didn’t even know.
@TheAttacker732
@TheAttacker732 5 жыл бұрын
"How'd you do that?" "... I'm not sure, and I don't remember hooking the faucet to a keg."
@284Winchester
@284Winchester 5 жыл бұрын
lol that’s true 😂
@stephenwheeler8021
@stephenwheeler8021 5 жыл бұрын
@@284Winchester yes
@williamstellmon7565
@williamstellmon7565 5 жыл бұрын
Fact!
@BoWeava
@BoWeava 5 жыл бұрын
Shhhhh spoilers dude!
@lindacaldwell6251
@lindacaldwell6251 5 жыл бұрын
My husband, who was born in KY....took down a 60 ft barn with a small John Deere tractor. By himself. No problem. He can build anything. Fix anything. Grow anything......you are right man, you are right. He built a 12 sided gazebo, that USED to be a corn crib. Go look up one of those. On the same spot. Just dropped the metal roof one panel at a time with bolt cutters. What an animal. Anyway, I asked him how did you know how to build this thing?? He said well, I had already built it a dozen times in my head, so it wasn't hard!
@noharmnoshit6745
@noharmnoshit6745 Жыл бұрын
Nikola Tesla always claimed that he could think through the entire invention in his head and then go build it and it would work first try, every time. Great minds....
@BlaspheBeast
@BlaspheBeast Жыл бұрын
Wow. Very impressive.
@brentduganiero1631
@brentduganiero1631 5 жыл бұрын
PLEEEEZE do a video explaining the finer points of “Negro-ometry”!!!!
@carole.strain8306
@carole.strain8306 5 жыл бұрын
What in heck is it?
@brookshadlin117
@brookshadlin117 5 жыл бұрын
My grandpa could do that.
@klvAcosta
@klvAcosta 5 жыл бұрын
😂
@sandracox4341
@sandracox4341 5 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!!
@apositivechannel5221
@apositivechannel5221 5 жыл бұрын
Lawwwd yes please... I gotta hear that explanation!!
@maurinarobinson3627
@maurinarobinson3627 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly love this guy. If everyone complimented each other like this it’d be a better world. I know it’s just comedy, but Josh, you made me cry. What’s going on in this world today~
@sgtsplice9643
@sgtsplice9643 5 жыл бұрын
All those small clay cups they find in the sand around the pyramids are old spit cups...
@smitcher2000
@smitcher2000 5 жыл бұрын
Sgt Splice I actually laughed out loud to this
@michaelray5595
@michaelray5595 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@BigInjun05
@BigInjun05 4 жыл бұрын
Literal mud jugs.
@nicolasvallejo7323
@nicolasvallejo7323 4 жыл бұрын
Pay dip spit baby 😂
@CM-ve1bz
@CM-ve1bz 4 жыл бұрын
Sgt Splice Now that's funny right there
@odinkarrtheviking8274
@odinkarrtheviking8274 5 жыл бұрын
"So Cleatus...whats the job today?" "See them there big and heavy blocks over yonder? We gonna stack them up in a shape" "What kind of shape?" "A three dimensional triangle"
@randybicker907
@randybicker907 5 жыл бұрын
Odinkarr the Viking 🤣🤣🤣
@grantjones4862
@grantjones4862 5 жыл бұрын
Dimensional Pronounced: Dee-menchnal
@MinistryOfMagic_DoM
@MinistryOfMagic_DoM 4 жыл бұрын
Tetrahedron is the word you're looking for.
@TheExplosiveGuy
@TheExplosiveGuy 4 жыл бұрын
They got the idea from a beer can pyramid...
@BassPlayer9000
@BassPlayer9000 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot to say "y'all see them"
@paulervin1610
@paulervin1610 5 жыл бұрын
My father with his 7th grade education could look at a field Tell you how many acres it was and how much seed you'd need to plant it when he got married he could barely read a newspaper but he knew farming! College educations are over rated ! Look@ what's coming out of colleges today!
@bethshadid2087
@bethshadid2087 5 жыл бұрын
AMEN BROTHER
@islandfantasy5931
@islandfantasy5931 5 жыл бұрын
Students are walking out of university looking for safe spaces. They are soft and weak minded individuals. They are brainwashed.
@codeofthewolf224
@codeofthewolf224 5 жыл бұрын
My father had a seventh grade education. He worked in construction. He could calculate in his head and show you on paper how many cubic feet of concrete you needed for a foundation. He could tell you how many square feet of reinforcing Mesh that you needed to put in it.
@micahap1559
@micahap1559 5 жыл бұрын
This is not a phenomenon. It issue is with the younger generation and schools. A 7th grade education from years past would far surpass you average college education today. K-12 is approximately the equivalent of K-3 or 4. Doing the same thing 3-4 times long. Just not teaching anything and ruining a will to learn or do anything.
@elgringofeo9348
@elgringofeo9348 5 жыл бұрын
U just need skills. U know how to replace pc parts get a job in that field, u know how to use a chainsaw? Dedicate yourself to cutting trees or carpentry
@jameswells554
@jameswells554 5 жыл бұрын
My wife wonders why I don't ever come in the house except other than to eat, and sleep. She doesn't understand that we weren't allowed in the house between breakfast, and dinner when I was a kid. It probably doesn't help that I spent 20+ years sleeping on the ground, and toting a rifle once I left home; which is basically how I grew up. I don't know how to be indoors. Don't like it.
@ETAisNOW-wn8wx
@ETAisNOW-wn8wx 5 жыл бұрын
I don't even wanna come in to eat or sleep. I just have a family so I come inside to maintain normality. Outdoors is home.
@ericwest1197
@ericwest1197 5 жыл бұрын
This is the way I was raised. It was a punishment to be in the house. I'm a 51 year old grandpa. Still can't stand to be in. Got to be outside doing something all the time. Thanks
@hellavadeal
@hellavadeal 5 жыл бұрын
In doors is where I put stuff I do not want weathered.
@DairangerSentai7
@DairangerSentai7 5 жыл бұрын
Dude I don't know if you're serious or not but you need to write a novel or memrior. You got the skills.
@ryancking87
@ryancking87 5 жыл бұрын
11 Bravo 1-502 2BCT 101st ....... Thank you for your service brother.
@emanuelnamseth1469
@emanuelnamseth1469 4 жыл бұрын
"The smartest people dont care to tell everyone how smart they are."
@jonskid8929
@jonskid8929 3 жыл бұрын
I can explain it, but I can't understand it for you
@RSPDiver
@RSPDiver 5 жыл бұрын
Josh, you gotta go out to Texas and collab with Demolition Ranch! That video would be epic!
@stingray4540
@stingray4540 5 жыл бұрын
RSPDiver oh pleaze oh pleeeeezzzzeeee make this happen!
@romdj22
@romdj22 5 жыл бұрын
Make it so.
@jhonsauceda6024
@jhonsauceda6024 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@johnthaxton9235
@johnthaxton9235 5 жыл бұрын
Oh hell yeah! Josh has gotta join the Demolitia. It would be Epic. Can you imagine Josh holdin a 50 BMG and he'd have way too much fun with a can cannon. And the video he'll make about the 5 things he learns about firearms and the Demolitia would be great.
@roberthill3207
@roberthill3207 5 жыл бұрын
Yes yes yes... thumbs up stay awesome.
@VSO_Gun_Channel
@VSO_Gun_Channel 5 жыл бұрын
He’s not wrong you know
@rileyen4608
@rileyen4608 3 жыл бұрын
Bro, love your stuff too
@beverlybalius9303
@beverlybalius9303 5 жыл бұрын
I’m a 63 yr old Mississippi woman, on my way home from work the other night it’s raining, I have a flat tire, I get out and Change it!!!! Course I drove a Taxi 18 years and was a merchant Mariner 18 yrs,,,, i am slowing down a little now, I feel it!!!! Thanks for the laughs!!!
@Helmholtzwatson1984
@Helmholtzwatson1984 5 жыл бұрын
Keep moving girl you got it ma'am!
@anniekalife2238
@anniekalife2238 5 жыл бұрын
I’m a 40 yo Mississippi woman and can do 90% of my own car work, take care of things with the old hand tools and the newer electric ones! Farming crops, handling cattle, milking, taking care of life
@cgonzalez1445
@cgonzalez1445 4 жыл бұрын
💖God bless you, Ms. Beverly!💖
@cgonzalez1445
@cgonzalez1445 4 жыл бұрын
Annieka Life That is very admirable! As I get older I find that I have more of an appreciation for my grandmothers and the other old ladies in the family and community. They were the glue that held it together and we’re that glue now!
@lonelysith66
@lonelysith66 4 жыл бұрын
Okay, I see you! 🤣🤣🤣
@stevebutler8387
@stevebutler8387 3 жыл бұрын
Cant understand why Josh doesn't have a tv show, he is talented and enjoyable, well done
@christiancapps9896
@christiancapps9896 5 жыл бұрын
Negroahmetry, wish you would've been my math teacher
@heidimarchant5438
@heidimarchant5438 5 жыл бұрын
With 18 quarts of oil? My pickup only takes 6 q max. Our semi's don't even take that much.
@MajesticDemonLord
@MajesticDemonLord 5 жыл бұрын
And for todays problem: If Tyrone does a shady on Shanequa, how many caps is Justin going to have to bust in his ass?
@Chevyboi1488
@Chevyboi1488 5 жыл бұрын
Spit cups and pyramid pong now days called beer pong lmao
@FormerlyDavid
@FormerlyDavid 3 жыл бұрын
I've been watching your videos for a year or so. Your delivery is outstanding, and what you deliver is hilarious. Well done, sir.
@fearthetruth974
@fearthetruth974 5 жыл бұрын
That’s why it takes people of ALL races...some do this,some do that.. and together we can get ANYTHING done..
@TheAttacker732
@TheAttacker732 5 жыл бұрын
​@ Those first two are relatively easy. It's doing the last one without, ahem, *injuries* that's posing the problem.
@AmericanDefender
@AmericanDefender 5 жыл бұрын
Amen
@Bmoreflow
@Bmoreflow 5 жыл бұрын
Yall just needa season yall food everything be fine
@raymondweaver8526
@raymondweaver8526 4 жыл бұрын
America
@cgonzalez1445
@cgonzalez1445 4 жыл бұрын
Lor Bmoreflow 😂...I say this at least once a week...🤫sshhh...just observe...we’re not even supposed to be here...👀
@theone2698
@theone2698 3 жыл бұрын
I love this guy, he is one of the few people that can truly make me laugh
@johnwesch5926
@johnwesch5926 5 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid I had one toy. It was called outside. In case you can't tell, I'm white.
@FrankD71864
@FrankD71864 5 жыл бұрын
I guess that also comes with age. That was my toy also. I am 55 and by my photo you can tell...
@dlv444
@dlv444 5 жыл бұрын
@Squeek Tate I used to get my ass beat when I didn't put my toy away by the time the streetlights came on.
@markcockerham646
@markcockerham646 5 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up number 69!!!
@samuelb6960
@samuelb6960 5 жыл бұрын
Why was digging holes so fun
@stompinmcallister1312
@stompinmcallister1312 5 жыл бұрын
I wish I would have thought of this one , that was mine too
@isaiahadams6598
@isaiahadams6598 4 жыл бұрын
See y’all in 5 years when this gets recommended
@sandmtnirishred
@sandmtnirishred 7 ай бұрын
For what? I Love this man and I'm Appalachian Alabama!
@pmarie2003
@pmarie2003 5 жыл бұрын
Well, yeah. 60 y/o white female here. This morning I moved 400 pounds of feed, and two bales of hay. Fed the dogs, horses, cats, and goat. Sawed a few branches off, in the front yard. Planted some cactus, took out the trash, cleaned the inside of the truck, and cooked breakfast. This is why we are ahead. More planned for this afternoon.
@warpedone3711
@warpedone3711 5 жыл бұрын
@CU29ZN she's entitled it was Sunday
@warpedone3711
@warpedone3711 5 жыл бұрын
@CU29ZN no same one I'm on vacation so days don't mean sh*t
@davidlee3138
@davidlee3138 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 all that before lunch.
@brookshadlin117
@brookshadlin117 5 жыл бұрын
🔥🍆
@observerfx212
@observerfx212 5 жыл бұрын
Day off, huh.
@Born2Losenot2win
@Born2Losenot2win 5 жыл бұрын
“Negrometry” *At that moment, many guts on the internet, spilled all over the floor*
@chuckbradley5389
@chuckbradley5389 5 жыл бұрын
We don't mind working outside in the sun because we're raised that way. From the moment we're big enough to go outside our mommas kick us out of the house and don't let us back in till supper is ready. We don't know anything but outside in the sun.
@thefitzoff3386
@thefitzoff3386 5 жыл бұрын
Chuck BRADLEY and you didn’t dare tell anyone you were bored! If I told my grandma I was bored she’d tell me to go out on the highway and play with the trucks! I was 5! The bottom line was they’d find something for you to do , and what they wanted you to do was not fun!
@chuckbradley5389
@chuckbradley5389 5 жыл бұрын
@@thefitzoff3386 I know to well about saying that I was bored. My dad had me dig a 3'×3'×3' hole, when I was finished I asked him what to do next and he pointed at a 6-8 inch stick and said bury it. So I spent around 3 hours digging a grave for a stick. His other option was a 5 gallon bucket of bent nails for me to straighten and sort by size.
@davidmonroe7783
@davidmonroe7783 5 жыл бұрын
And drank out of the hose
@BuzzinVideography
@BuzzinVideography 5 жыл бұрын
YEE YEE. Hell yeah!
@BamaShinesDistillery
@BamaShinesDistillery 5 жыл бұрын
If youre thirsty....theres a water hose.
@OkieDokie680
@OkieDokie680 Жыл бұрын
Oh dear Lord, I just found this and had to subscribe. This is so funny and true. Im watching just to see who I know who’s exactly like you describe. Loving it!
@robertomartinez8434
@robertomartinez8434 5 жыл бұрын
Josh you forgot to mention that they do it build it or move it for a twelve pack.
@Neznisgip
@Neznisgip 5 жыл бұрын
LOL, That is absolutely true. I've had my tractor fixed for a 12 pack of Budweiser, and my car repaired for a pint of Jim Beam.
@JNoMooreNumbers
@JNoMooreNumbers 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah or bbq and beer.and return the favor. My husbands RIP family and mine were from the south and picked up their ways. As a widow, I flipped a house almost by myself to get into the country. 150 percent profit. Had help with electrical, plumbing, sanding floors for food and beer and a new roof. It was a wreck also but did walls, baseboards, doors, ripping up carpet and screws and nails, fixing walls, blinds, counter and a ton of grunt work plus landscaping with a decorative pond and winging masonry but did it. Replacing things here and there. Never again. Lol
@stalstonestacy4316
@stalstonestacy4316 5 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah, that's how I got a new porch floor. Put some food on the grill and crack open a case of beer 🍺
@bethshadid2087
@bethshadid2087 5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the food 😁
@billenglish2804
@billenglish2804 5 жыл бұрын
For me and my friends, the going rate was a case now and a BBQ invite later.
@TheTexasknight
@TheTexasknight 5 жыл бұрын
"Hold my beer, then go on an' get behind that fence. I'm fixin' to do sump'm. An' you better not spill my beer."
@lonelysith66
@lonelysith66 4 жыл бұрын
Then, why give me the beer?! 🤣🤣🤣
@samanthairish8467
@samanthairish8467 4 жыл бұрын
if i drink it, i can't spill it. lol
@srt4x4
@srt4x4 5 жыл бұрын
Take Obama's Nobel prize and give it to this man.
@stefanwalicord2512
@stefanwalicord2512 4 жыл бұрын
Give him the peace and the physics prize
@sherrellelkins1976
@sherrellelkins1976 Жыл бұрын
@SRT 4x4 you are my hero.
@armyretguy7365
@armyretguy7365 4 жыл бұрын
Someone finally solved the mystery. You Sir, are a great historian!
@rebeccariordan6391
@rebeccariordan6391 5 жыл бұрын
"Texas Calculator" lmao...-&"Yee-yee"
@TreeFreak
@TreeFreak 5 жыл бұрын
It's from Texas Instruments, Inc and they cost several hundred dollars. You could chart graphs and everything on those bitches. They have gone down in price for students between $130-150.
@stefanwalicord2512
@stefanwalicord2512 4 жыл бұрын
The TI-36X Pro is a spectacular engineering calculator. No graphs, but it solves polynomials, matrices, definite integrals, and works in Hexadecimal and Binary too. I love it so much, and under $20 too. I had a fancy TI-83 Silver which graphed stuff, but it broke. In my humble opinion the advent of the smartphone makes it irrelevant, while the speed and versatility of the 36 can't be beat by a phone.
@steventaylor2551
@steventaylor2551 Жыл бұрын
Egyptian rednecks said, "Hold my beer." 3 days later, all pyramids were built😂😂😂
@romdj22
@romdj22 5 жыл бұрын
Last week I used a piece of siding to fix a ladys waterpump on the side of the road so she could get the kids home. Just gotta be smarter than the box you try to think outside of big buddy.
@bethshadid2087
@bethshadid2087 5 жыл бұрын
Lots and lots of duck tape 👍
@Sigbuddy
@Sigbuddy Жыл бұрын
Oh man, he's right about the math teacher! Lol! Redneck just means hard working in the dirt! Love it
@jonathancrocker70
@jonathancrocker70 5 жыл бұрын
Ever heard the phrase "cornbread fed mother......." The secret is right there.
@sandmtnirishred
@sandmtnirishred 7 ай бұрын
I'M MOUNTAIN. IF YOU KNOW, YOU UNDERSTAND, IF NOT, IT CANNOT BE EXPLAINED.
@adamjohnston9315
@adamjohnston9315 Жыл бұрын
This is some funny stuff man. It makes me happy to see someone clowning on a stereotype of my people without it being racist. You know what I’m talking about. I grew up Gen X. This is the kind of thing all my friends talked about and there were never any fights or problems because it was funny and there was always a small kernel of truth in there somewhere. It’s nice to know that the old ways have not been totally forgotten. You’ve earned my subscription. Keep up spreading the love.
@unclesam9591
@unclesam9591 5 жыл бұрын
Yo you lucky not being charged with murder... I'll be laughing so hard dying all the time listen your stuff.. sure other people do as well..
@gusgrau3594
@gusgrau3594 5 жыл бұрын
Uncle Sam You got some lighting? It is real life respawn!
@deniseprettner2020
@deniseprettner2020 4 жыл бұрын
This guy can make you forget all the BS going on in the world and put you in a good mode.
@vf12497439
@vf12497439 5 жыл бұрын
My favorite saying is my old lady dont need help, our last kid came out sideways and she didnt make a sound except exhale like a powerlifter. Dont worry about her, she can lift 300 pounds.
@doubled3983
@doubled3983 Жыл бұрын
Hello from Oklahoma! As a lifelong redneck, I enjoyed this video. I enjoyed the fishing video too. I had to subscribe. Thanks for all U do! God Bless!
@phorewhoresman1897
@phorewhoresman1897 5 жыл бұрын
Liked before I watched, J Pray never lets me down.
@lkanan3869
@lkanan3869 Жыл бұрын
just found your channel. AWESOME!!! Subscribed, liked, laughed (a lot). Thanks for starting my day off with a big smile.
@allenmckinney9533
@allenmckinney9533 5 жыл бұрын
I had a stepbrother once that his high school football team practiced by pushing round hay bails around and it was a country school.
@adarkwind4712
@adarkwind4712 5 жыл бұрын
Allen McKinney that O and D line musta been monster.
@teej783
@teej783 4 жыл бұрын
I used to run with sprinkler pipes before my freshman year. I guess it got me in shape.
@jessicawalker8564
@jessicawalker8564 4 жыл бұрын
Our boys did the same winning state champ title in class C 8 man football year after year in the 73016... Go Wildcats
@everythingbillionaire7950
@everythingbillionaire7950 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious. I love how he bashes white people and black people at the same time, and I am white. We need more of this to heal racial divides. I swear, if you are white, watch this with a black person and vise versa. We will both laugh together as human brothers.
@elderblackdragon
@elderblackdragon 5 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure my neighbors are wondering what I was laughing at.
@kellyjoevans223
@kellyjoevans223 Жыл бұрын
This is no joke lol. You give my dad an idea of what you want built and he can give me a supply list with maybe 1 nail extra. Amazes me everytime.
@geraldfrost4710
@geraldfrost4710 5 жыл бұрын
first time viewer, long time impressed! There are a few surviving records on how the pyramids were built. One is that teams literally raced to the top hauling blocks! The reward? A high five and a barrel of beer for the winning team. (a few of the blocks have mystic inscriptions in ancient Egyptian which roughly translates to, "This is some bulllll shipppp!" and "The next time the boss says we race, he's gonna be crocodile poop!" )
@siralphathe1
@siralphathe1 5 жыл бұрын
i cant say i am ever let down by josh pray, he makes me laugh with his point of view and wit every time
@am2rookie855
@am2rookie855 5 жыл бұрын
*YEE-YEE* I almost lost my mind laughing
@HeyYoshi
@HeyYoshi 5 жыл бұрын
Every video so far that I’ve looked at has made me laugh so much the last 30 minutes. Then I clicked this one and yet again, laughing XD! You’re funny!
@thisisadam7674
@thisisadam7674 5 жыл бұрын
I watched this with my wife asleep beside me. I totally woke her up while trying not to while I laughed inside. This was just funny. Keepem coming.
@wetspotswimwear1199
@wetspotswimwear1199 Жыл бұрын
I've been an outlaw trucker for 40 years, criss-cross this great nation more times than I can count, met every kind of person imaginable... But you, you are the top dog when it comes to pointing out perception of people. I love your take on everything you bring
@deannagonzales2784
@deannagonzales2784 3 жыл бұрын
You always bright my day and make me laugh. Please never stop these videos. 🥰
@darthbop7128
@darthbop7128 5 жыл бұрын
This had me laughing so hard, my eyes leaked.
@hybridracers
@hybridracers 5 жыл бұрын
I love some good old fashioned light hearted humor. Thanks for making me laugh today. Wish everyone could remember how this worked
@jamesfischer4813
@jamesfischer4813 5 жыл бұрын
Lol. Only 11 likes bro? I love your channel
@daveparrott9530
@daveparrott9530 3 жыл бұрын
Dude as one of your Caucasian subscribers I must say this was so funny I promise you I laughed the whole way through it. Keep it up my good friend.
@coltoncrain5375
@coltoncrain5375 5 жыл бұрын
To answer how all that is accomplished in one go, Farming. Also alot of beans and cornbread.
@johnrichter1956
@johnrichter1956 4 жыл бұрын
You need to do a show with "louder with crowder". You're hilarious
@astroknott5877
@astroknott5877 5 жыл бұрын
Now that was funny right there! Don’t care what anyone says. 😂
@knightlife98
@knightlife98 4 жыл бұрын
LOL! Thanks for the laughs, my friend! Keep doing, what you're doing! Love and Respect! 👊💯
@jasonbolin151
@jasonbolin151 5 жыл бұрын
Coffee nearly shot out my nose listening to this.
@nickv185
@nickv185 5 жыл бұрын
Least it wasn't beer...
@leecherry6171
@leecherry6171 4 жыл бұрын
Much love brother, I don’t know of many or any comedians who have such a righteous and joyful delivery as yourself. The joy brother, I thank God and my father in Heaven for you this morning. 😂✌🏻 Power, Love, and a Sound Mind.
@mostlycensored7668
@mostlycensored7668 5 жыл бұрын
Basically all of the blocks were just old world used tires... guess who collects used tires?
@geraldfrost4710
@geraldfrost4710 5 жыл бұрын
Why would anyone throw away a perfectly good planter?
@rustedratchetgarage6788
@rustedratchetgarage6788 5 жыл бұрын
Stone wheel get flat spots... boom! building block
@blong2898
@blong2898 3 жыл бұрын
Josh, you are awesome!!! Funny and as I am from Tennessee, you pretty much hit it right on the head! Keep up your funny videos!!! Much Love!!!
@BamaShinesDistillery
@BamaShinesDistillery 5 жыл бұрын
When he was talking about moving the weight.......I was thinking of all the tractor equip you have to move around for various reasons......
@jocelynnowen3078
@jocelynnowen3078 4 жыл бұрын
Strange physics is normal engineer mind set. Tao of Physics suggested reading.
@MK-lk7nc
@MK-lk7nc 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this Josh, you're always funny as heck and I really enjoy your videos. Have a nice day.
@jonesey251
@jonesey251 5 жыл бұрын
i would like to hear more about negro-ometry though, that's a whole video.
@jocelynnowen3078
@jocelynnowen3078 4 жыл бұрын
It's a branch of engineering
@heterodox3487
@heterodox3487 5 жыл бұрын
You have a gift good man, pleasure to see genuine humor 😄
@baggboy1
@baggboy1 5 жыл бұрын
I Love the way you see people! It’s so true 🤣😂
@gregoryplott8783
@gregoryplott8783 Жыл бұрын
From a Redneck, Love you man !!!! With all the racial divisions that’s is trying to pull us apart comedy is the one thing that can keep us together !!!! The real reason this is so funny is that you speak the truth, some people might not understand but a redneck will. Keep up the Great Work !!!!
@leslieshafer6343
@leslieshafer6343 5 жыл бұрын
LOL, you mention 'ometries I'v never heard of.
@jocelynnowen3078
@jocelynnowen3078 4 жыл бұрын
We refer to that now as engineering. First classes held in France
@CoyoteSevenFL
@CoyoteSevenFL 3 жыл бұрын
Retired Army Ranger here, none of us saw the color of our skins, only that this man beside me is my brother and I will always have his back, always fight for him and if need be... give my life to save his. God made only ONE race of people... HUMAN. Keep bringing the love, Josh!
@tylerwalther6049
@tylerwalther6049 5 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he threw out the "yeeyee" 😂🤣😂
@Billssoul
@Billssoul 3 жыл бұрын
Damn straight bro. Lightning struck a tree and half the tree was blocking the road. Traffic couldn't get thru, but I didnt have time to drive around. In the middle of a storm I bare handedly removed enough out of the tree to continue my route. Us country boys see a problem and we take care of business.
@gustavo13k
@gustavo13k 5 жыл бұрын
Negro-nometry 😂😂😂😂 had me in stitches
@BoxerRick
@BoxerRick Жыл бұрын
We have that tendency to build and do alot of stuff we can't remember. 😂😂😂 I love your show.✌️❤️ from Ky
@michaelmanzo4661
@michaelmanzo4661 5 жыл бұрын
My dude Josh pray I'll tell you one thing man you're a funny dude bless you man negro-ometry LOL that's awesome
@WarSkullSkB
@WarSkullSkB 5 жыл бұрын
That's some of the funniest stuff I heard in a long time keep it up brother.
@Munkylaw
@Munkylaw 5 жыл бұрын
The workers were paid in beer. Nuff said.
@nctunes
@nctunes Жыл бұрын
You a mad man. Awesome work. Wishing nothing but good for you.
@elchapo132
@elchapo132 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂I can't argue with this ..they are true mgyvers...
@wraith1117
@wraith1117 5 жыл бұрын
This was awesome man. Thanks for putting me in a good mood.
@nilloc28
@nilloc28 5 жыл бұрын
“Josh, all you gotta do is what I just did”
@OhBeEye
@OhBeEye 5 жыл бұрын
This is the first viddy I've seen. You are hilarious, speaking the truth and your execution is phenomenal. Subbed.
@sstlibertas6440
@sstlibertas6440 4 жыл бұрын
Yuh hear that, Bubba? We wuz kangz!
@ashfield4313
@ashfield4313 4 жыл бұрын
Aw shit, we wuz? Well why aint we kangz no more? Dangum gov'ment I bet.
@sstlibertas6440
@sstlibertas6440 4 жыл бұрын
Nolan Gosh darn it, Burrock Hoossane! Bedder not tuch ma crown... the KANGZ gonna raz aggin!
@tino4769
@tino4769 5 жыл бұрын
Lovin this, I sent this to my whole family. My husband was laughing the whole time.
@stingray4540
@stingray4540 5 жыл бұрын
Please do a collab with demolition ranch!
@User20758
@User20758 Жыл бұрын
I love what and how this guy is preachn😂🎉 Wished we had a whole bunch more just like this man. World would be a lot happier and Folks would be getting along better. You welcome to my crib anytime bro!🪂🥳😎
@heidimarchant5438
@heidimarchant5438 5 жыл бұрын
18 quarts?😨😂 Somebody's never changed oil b4😄
@steveclarkson2693
@steveclarkson2693 5 жыл бұрын
Bugatti Veyron takes 18 quarts.🤷‍♂️
@BuzzinVideography
@BuzzinVideography 5 жыл бұрын
My semi takes 100 quarts exactly. And 150 gallons of antifreeze before topping it off with the hose
@BamaShinesDistillery
@BamaShinesDistillery 5 жыл бұрын
My truck takes 16.....
@Spudderr
@Spudderr 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve changed oil on three cylinder diesels that took 15 gallons anything is possible lol
@randomgeneratedname1264
@randomgeneratedname1264 4 жыл бұрын
Well, either it takes 15 quarts or his head gasket is fucked.
@elliottwright679
@elliottwright679 Жыл бұрын
I'm a red neck. This is the first video of yours I've seen. I subscribed.
@jimbrewer7447
@jimbrewer7447 5 жыл бұрын
Spoken like a true reds! KAG
@terrellstandefer6646
@terrellstandefer6646 4 жыл бұрын
Just started watching your stuff, funny as hell! I know this is a older video but who ever gave you a thumbs down give them a middle finger up! Great stuff can't wait to see more.
@chrispokorney6801
@chrispokorney6801 5 жыл бұрын
Best white jokes ever is told by a black man and vice versa .
@CountryLife8286
@CountryLife8286 3 жыл бұрын
Stumbled upon your video, dude you are funny as hell 🤣😂
@yeeturmcbeetur8197
@yeeturmcbeetur8197 5 жыл бұрын
The higher the _____, the closer to God. YEYE!
@lucasmaloney3283
@lucasmaloney3283 5 жыл бұрын
Yeetur McBeetur hair
@lucasmaloney3283
@lucasmaloney3283 5 жыл бұрын
Ms btw YEE
@jameshubbard1254
@jameshubbard1254 Жыл бұрын
Your channel is great! Thanks for posting it
@cflo1973
@cflo1973 5 жыл бұрын
"18 Quarts", someone skipped oil change day in auto shop.
@ghhjklnhuo
@ghhjklnhuo 5 жыл бұрын
7.3 Ford power stroke takes 15 quarts of oil..
@ghhjklnhuo
@ghhjklnhuo 5 жыл бұрын
Bugatti Veyron takes 18 quarts
@GongshowGarage
@GongshowGarage 5 жыл бұрын
Loved your vid my friend ...ppl like you show how to appreciate each other instead of putting each other down ..well done buddy!
@superfish0012
@superfish0012 5 жыл бұрын
“Trigonometry, geometry, negronometry” But what about the mystical science of nigganomics?
@jocelynnowen3078
@jocelynnowen3078 4 жыл бұрын
It's a branch of engineering.
@mooliepolice1350
@mooliepolice1350 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@purplecubeman01
@purplecubeman01 4 жыл бұрын
To complicated to cover on one video, probably will be in a follow up video lol
@eddieheavy8380
@eddieheavy8380 5 жыл бұрын
Just found you, sir. Subscription earned and proud to say i am laughing at myself because you are absolutely correct.
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