Dam Internet, You Scary! Ep13: Random Online Purchases, Male Massages, and Saturn Time Cube!

[@thechroniclesofkp9186]

Yall killin this spider is a mess 😂😂😂 “I gotta burn the whole house down” 😂

[@jaylacarter1255]

Was pat bare foot running across the floor with a box of sand dollars like tf😂

[@kcothran4787]

My favorite part of the episode lolol

[@Mzviola29]

The Chronicles of KP I was rollin!!! Like imma need y’all to kill that!

[@1989keem]

Pat said murder him 😂

[@danitapia8881]

@@jaylacarter1255 sand dollars lmao

[@jordynaponte8936]

“Oh now that’s funky” 😭😭 Tahir is such an old man lmao

[@183Itsme]

Jordyn Aponte loved that reaction 😂😂

[@bnadira212]

When Pat leaped up to get his sand dollars 😂

[@aaliyahamari100]

I immediately thought of people snorting lines in the club during a wild ass rave on this intro!! 🤣🤣

[@reddsmoke904]

Or popping X

[@demariomasseyfbt3116]

The intro was fire

[@rafaelluis4737]

daft club- indo silver club

[@mizzmarie223]

Pat talking about his hair getting pulled had me acting a whole fool in the library 🤣

[@mani2372]

Landry McClarty this is me rn I kid you not

[@mizzmarie223]

Mani had the entire floor looking at me like I was crazy!

[@shannon2267]

The spider hunt had me weak af!! They really dropped everything for the kill 🤣🤣

[@hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii5]

“i got child bearing hips” LMFAO OFN

[@KodexKat]

Your pfp looks like michiko

[@hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii5]

Kodex it is lol

[@KodexKat]

@@hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii5 aye michiko is waifu my guy

[@KCee984]

Yo the spider just wanted to live lavish like y’all and share stories man. And y’all tried to kill him. You a real piece of work he gonna tell Tony Baker on y’all.

[@sjg408209]

Kasey_Addison lmao I first read this in Tony’s voice 😂

[@ctee4627]

@@sjg408209 me too. I also added 'out here' after 'piece of work' lol

[@omerfarooq6822]

Tony is an animal weirdo

[@qiananoelle1866]

Us: Tahir: IM THICK AF 🗣

[@ljohnson1908]

The chemistry you two have is great.😂

[@curlyrenee3590]

I had to pause and walk away when Tahir said he got child bearing hips. Be back later, I can’t 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cartslimpson3851]

That intro was 🔥🔥🔥🔥 but that voice was 10 packs a day.

[@reddsmoke904]

Sound like Karlous Miller imitating old women 😭😭😭

[@Zilivat]

I'm with Tahir, dogs are so high maintenance, it's like having a baby that never grows up, whereas cats are more like teenagers that have bad attitudes sometimes but are pretty self-sufficient overall lol

[@markdelacruz3]

you guys should put the picture on our screen too so we can relate what u guys looking at.!🤷🏻‍♂️

[@kiingalysha]

My favorite part of every episode is when Patrick reads the wild headline and then Tahir slow turns to look right at us like “what...in the hell...”

[@paisley__k]

Lmao the way y’all was tryna kill that spider tho 😂😂😂

[@FlawesomeFro]

Paisley K I’m in literal tears 😭😂😂😂

[@israelmadethisone316]

Legend says that Patrick is still looking for that spider.

[@israelmadethisone316]

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[@divineeternally2502]

Okay, so #1, PATRICK, YOU HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SMILE!! Everytime you bless us with it, my heart melts. NO CAP WHATSOEVER!!! Secondly, THIS 👏 IS 👏 THEE 👏 FUNNIEST 👏 EPISODE 👏 I'VE 👏 WATCHED 👏THUS FAR!!! You guys were in pretty rare for on this date!! BTW, I'm only 24:00 into it, but had to stop and type this!!!

[@Born2beSPRA]

Pat talking about prison made me laugh without making a noise for bout 15 seconds. These two are stupid togethers

[@derekjoon0]

I watch things when I go to sleep this is my rotation, dam internet you scary, righteous and ratchet, no chaser podcast, great taste, and ask a. Thank you for helping me sleep the podcast is dope fr

[@stevenphean5958]

Fun fact: Urban outfitters actually owns Anthropologie And, in the states, Asians(Southeast Asians mainly) drink a ton of Hennessy as well lol

[@syeharris]

I love y’all!!! This show literally makes my day every time I watch. “Child bearing hips” killed me 😂😂😂

[@shaunandshawn2191]

41:18 Spider Strikes Back 😭😭😭 that spider going to pop out at Pat soon as he close his medicine cabinet in the bathroom.

[@Nativewonderer]

Shoot let me not complain about this $2.09 gas then. Geez. I’m never leaving the south

[@NuancedSkeptic]

Divine Melanin I swear cost of living is the ONLY reason I’m still in the South lol. 😣

[@WillieFordham]

$2.0999999999=. That sounds heavenly

[@cupcakejonez7923]

Pat was so excited to run & get that doggone box of sand dollars. His trot. Worse than a little kid.🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@laminediallo9014]

I bought a bottle opener in the shape of Thor’s hammer. I already owned 2 bottle openers before purchasing it.

[@yungCarter1211]

But you HAD to do it, it's Mjonir. #YouHadTo

[@jazzygamez6]

Sounds like a necessary purchase to me 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@rickym188]

The “mandala effect” now makes more sense with the cube

[@dianar9446]

Patrick talking about bits and Computers made my Electrical and Computer Engineering heart happy 😍

[@dweebtwerpdork1456]

have anyone thought about when you dream that you’re getting a glimpse on that alternate universe that you’re living in

[@jollyyellow]

Patrick gonna wake up in the middle of the night, Tahir long gone, spider looking him dead in his face.

[@Briana5927]

The intro alone is worth a like 😂😂😂 I was really jammin

[@VironicaV]

Briana Smith yesss😂😂

[@TRtheCosmicGoddess]

Man when they went into combat with that damn spider and it dissapeared again...Sheesh! 😱 My anxiety kicked in right along with them... 😩 Hell I started looking around too. 👀 😂

[@Ward1988100]

7:47 Pat run like a white lady late for her flight

[@danitapia8881]

Lmao

[@LaShea69]

The fact that you timed it at 7:47(a plane, obviously) =absolute genius. Lol.

[@TheCNSR]

Hold on, has it always been "Dam"? That Mandela effect is kicking in here 👀

[@paulbrown8908]

Chicken Connoisseur you stick you the chicken pube hair

[@sacha7466]

I kinda wish you guys would put up the pics you guys are looking at, but either way I love you guys

[@sierrashaw6149]

The intro deserved a like automatically 😂😂

[@KameronN67]

"White people trade them like Pokemon cards" Pat, you literally made me LOL at work🤣🤣 Tahir, go ahead and get a hybrid bro. You're pockets will thank you later 🤣🤣 Casey's gas station in the midwest is also known for mixing their gas with water...

[@RavenMoonChild00]

That draft punk beat in the beginning was cool

[@rafaelluis4737]

indo silver club

[@nellom.8771]

Pat keeps Quantrell around just to kill spiders, look what happens when no ones around 😂😂✌💜✊

[@Msjadeva4]

I am at work cracking up at my desk at ya'll killing this spider!

[@1lionyouth]

When y'all gonna start the Conspiracy Corner for the whole show?

[@Twelve800]

That spider was just living his best life! 😭

[@shiasfiance]

I genuinely would love a "Who can I rip off? Shirt! LOL

[@matthewjenkins7488]

Brittany V that would be a great shirt lol

[@shortymacktv5083]

The part where y'all tried to kill the spider was hilarious 😂😂💀

[@sojothetruth]

The best part is always the beginning!!! Loved the theme song as per usual

[@telilejohnson6952]

Pat and tahir trying to jump the spider was the best part of this podcast

[@Robashhh]

Best intro song so far. Catching up on All Def content.

[@ziondhamir6182]

Loving this podcast. One question, could you guys start putting pictures on the screen to refrence what new story you're talking about? It would help me know whats going on a little more. Y'all are killing this, keep it up!

[@noirmative9293]

Tahir lookin good. Getting slim out here. I see you.

[@LoniLoni11]

Tip to kill spiders - boil a pot of water and throw from a unsuspecting distance. I’ve done it at least 4 times

[@angelique707]

It’s an honor to me if a client falls asleep on my table. I don’t cheat them though. I work the entire time allotted.

[@cristineiserman5728]

You 2 are hilarious! I look fwd to this podcast every week.

[@barqueen245]

😂😂😂 yo y’all and this spider drama had me rolling hard

[@dreevans3848]

How TF did Tahir do all that rattling around and not even kill the spider 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

[@honey_rae_amour]

Intro was 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥. I get so excited for Thursdays now! Thanks guys👏👏👏👏

[@naimahbilal6795]

Y’all are KILLING with the intro music lol love it !

[@Michael_Brownley]

Intro was 🔥🔥🔥 lowkey 😂

[@183Itsme]

Curren Bianchi your profile pic is 🔥🔥🔥

[@its_mows]

Them looking 4 the spider when the spider probs on his bedroom by now living lavish.

[@mutespittah2051]

I swear to God, I lost it when he said "It's comin for the one on one fade!!!". Lmao The Spider Arc is one of my favorite DIYS Arcs all time lmfao

[@vladimirjoseph8642]

Tahir Moore sounds like a dope musician's name

[@jrcataquis1534]

Imma need y’all to make that intro the official theme song.

[@mzPotHead08]

I died when the spider came back for round 2 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🕷🕷

[@francisnjogu9263]

Alway hilarious.. That one hour feels like 20 min when watching this podcast. Big up @tahirmoore and @patrickcloud

[@ragenaharris2648]

#FUCKTHESEPETS 😂😂😂😂

[@markdaley9770]

BEST INTRO!!!! Wow. Might have to sample that.

[@sywebster1167]

That was one of the most fire intros y’all have had 💯

[@BabyTJ92]

😂😂 Intro was fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@tsitsiking6950]

Another great week, love you guys.

[@FamilyFaithFun]

I cackle at EVERY EPISODE ... I will be joining the patreon ... Let me figure out where I’m cutting an expense to add this !!!

[@lilac749]

Y’all still selling T-shirt merch?? I wanna get one! And I love y’all’s podcast!

[@kyronlewis6975]

Ready for that one good criminal lesson from Tahir😂

[@CreativeChick03]

Are y’all able to show us pictures too? I lowkey wanted to see the horse fillet😭😭. Btw I love y’all💙💙

[@nastywest]

😂 best intro so far no-lie😂😂💯💯

[@christophemadison6749]

DO.IT.YOUR.SELF DAM.INTERNET.YOU.SCARY. this podcast makes my week every time.

[@Mr.J281]

Dude! Which Massage Envy were you were at? I had the same type of situation here in Houston!!!

[@tattedone2055]

"I mean I can restart your game" Lmaoo

[@MsSexydeanna]

So entertaining alot of 😃😄😄😂😂😂

[@bricito]

The run back to the table at 8:00 but Patrick lol

[@beensupa8904]

I feel like deja vu is a save point, something happened and that’s where we gotta repeat

[@17kevsc]

😂

[@IAM1OUTOF60]

He's coming for the one on one fade ,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, Hilarious

[@PJK146]

HILARIOUS I'm glad you guy left the killing spider part in LOL HAHAHAHAH

[@gargantuanfather5648]

Pat, you were doing the one more time beat at the beginning werent you?

[@bnadira212]

That whole segment of killing the spider had me dead 💀

[@tkhannibal2476]

This intro was dope...

[@diormonroe4720]

Lol at the word “demiurge” from the conspiracy segment ending up being on of Tahir’s words on Wording Is Hard.

[@cyberfiz4763]

I was feeling the beat in the beginning though

[@cordairotucker6005]

The massage story had me cracking up

[@zionnobleton2684]

Tahir during the intro is me 😂😂😂

[@SHAKA5474]

Not even 10 seconds in and that intro made me SUBSCRIBE!!!!!

[@TatixSwank]

The intro song got me stuck in the 80s 😂😂😂

[@NicolleLaShane]

That spider got Patrick paranoid

[@noacchristine3187]

Loved the intro

[@earl0002]

That intro was simultaneously dope and hilarious!

[@Vin104r]

See, that why horses be kicking ppl lol

[@QUEENFACEOFFICIAL]

The Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@aprilella5027]

Y'all r a messs, I'd be so paranoid until that spider was dead 😂😂

[@183Itsme]

Hey Patrick, do you sleep with your hair up like that or do you take it down?

[@mouliddhakadow711]

You guys should add the photos of the things y’all talk about for more context!

[@divineeternally2502]

I CONCUR!! Does us no justice to not be able to visualize whatever is being discussed. I realize this is a podcast, so I get why it's never dawned on them to do so, but given that it's being uploaded to YT AND Patrick is a CONTENT CREATOR, you'd think he'd have thought of that already!

[@christian-sp6yz]

When will the Protect Your Light tees restock?

[@ANMLRT]

Best theme so far