Sexual Partner List & How To Ruin Your Anniversary In 3 Text Msgs-DIYS

[@VChilds1]

"If n*ggas have anything, it's nerve" 😂😂😂 Pat got all the wisdom out here.

[@ashleyhope821]

No Channel that needs to be on a shirt

[@VChilds1]

@@ashleyhope821 Agreed!

[@itssawida]

That was a whole word!! Oof!

[@QT200ppm]

@@ashleyhope821 asap

[@Nate-nx7pg]

Pat doesn’t get enough appreciation for how funny he really is.

[@helam_]

Karetakers YESSSSS he’s so witty and makes it look so easy!!!!! He’s actually amazing, he cracks me up without even trying.

[@alwaysm.i.a10]

People never give women props for their jokes... Just kidding lol but he makes clever jokes. If they go over your head, they go over your head.

[@RebelRaynebowww]

AT ALL

[@notbrokebrokechannel7187]

Pat dreads really getting long.

[@omarortega1291]

Actually he does get all the credit same reason why he is in almost All episodes. He created the roast me shows

[@Drm386]

Pat: I'm not smashing raw Tahir: you mean anymore?? Pat: huh? LMAO

[@jazmyntanai5971]

That's what we all say. 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@otgcheedo]

9:18 No one: Pat: "There's names on here like Liberty." Tahir: "Mmm don't say her name cause people know her." Pat: " Oh, excuse me"😭😭

[@donneat5354]

when y'all did y'all lil bro hug i couldn't help but go "awwww" , the wholesome content we needed

[@keniahatkinson662]

I never noticed that Tahir doesn't have an N after DAM on his shirt and Patrick does

[@cochance]

I knew someone would mention this. I just noticed it lol

[@XFCTR22]

clean version, regular version

[@CalixLuv]

New merch and old merch. The original with the N was already taken, and they found out after making the shirts lol

[@McNasty165]

It probably popped off when he put it on

[@JustHereForCats]

They probably got it copyrighted properly.... this podcast happened so fast after ADD was shut down, they probably just threw out the first thing they thought wouldn't make waves so they could stay relevant.... still weird af though 😂😂

[@dominickatwaters5555]

I love these guys seeing them dap each other for the gifts u can tell they’re really friends

[@QueMusiQ]

Funniest part: Tahir’s face when Patrick said “period blood” 😳🤣🤣🤣

[@gardenofart62]

29:06

[@Sasu123456789x1]

😂😂😭🤣🤣

[@QUEENFACEOFFICIAL]

QueMusiQ 😂😂😂

[@ashleyzviitei]

Declaration of Independence parchment paper....Pat is hysterical 😂😂

[@MrIsles192]

Recommend a vascectomy guys, i had my two kids, one boy one girl and married, wouldnt do it unless you had kids imo, it only takes 20 min procedure, in and out, week recovery, saves my wife putting all these drugs in her 👍

[@ney6982]

The Man Rock Why call him a dumbass? Kudos to you Deku Tree

[@cupcakejonez7923]

I can tell Tahir was a teacher. He's VERY knowledgeable.🤔

[@bellenbells462]

I really admire your persistence, y’all will get really far bet

[@QueMusiQ]

Frenk Frenk 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bellenbells462]

Frenk Frenk lmaoo

[@meyomammawefriends.7106]

@Frenk Frenk 😂stupid

[@meyomammawefriends.7106]

Damn girl you fine than a mafucca that's fine

[@bwynt3618]

No doubt !

[@notpenda]

I’ve been binge watching DIYS all night. Man I didn’t know what I was missing out on. This is it 👏🏾

[@yaysenjeter9428]

Who else wakes up every Thursday absolutely ready for diys?!

[@TheMZsadeBABY]

yaysen jeter why did I read that as DIYs like do it yourself... 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@crybabykermit8651]

Britany Phillips I thought it was just me who does that 😂

[@chaunceymorris7599]

Pat you are literally everywhere how do you find time to do ALL of the podcasts that you're part of 🤷‍♂️

[@DLeeGriff]

Quantrell...

[@QueMusiQ]

DLeeGriff 🤣🤣🤣🤣⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

[@mortalbaelien7707]

No days off.

[@eoa363]

@@DLeeGriff Everyone assumed Pat and Quantrell were an item but Quantrell is actually Pat's clone; that's why you never see them together.

[@KiingMaine]

Word I be thinking the same

[@JBwellOrig]

That Anniversary Story Was Gold. 🤣

[@nellythamvp]

When Pat said period blood and Tahir made that face....soda literally came out of my nose😂😂

[@dominiquehines21]

“or a light skin sister with curly hair..or hair don’t even matter!” Tahir had to clean that up quick! 😂😂

[@curlycurl8326]

I was looking for this comment 😂 backtracked real quick !

[@ICanSayKatarina]

I freaking love Tahir 22:00 and his knowledge on women's health

[@sojothetruth]

I love Pat!!! It made me happy to see them dap it up after Tahir opened his gift. I love these guys together!!!

[@donaldrussell285]

"Who you raising Anne Frank?" 💀💀💀💀

[@sirhugefitness4280]

“I be doing some weird stuff.” -Pat 😂😂😂

[@tarrinawatson7933]

Sir Huge Fitness I felt that lmao.

[@mayabrown3741park]

When Pats starts playing a game in the middle of a whole conversation 😂😂

[@koolit6]

I'll go raw when I'm married. Period. Until them condoms are not negotiable.

[@cordairotucker6005]

koolit6 what if your partner is cheating

[@JustHereForCats]

Valid... it's naive to expect people to respect your wishes "just because"

[@LivinMyJeffLife]

Dam P & T! Yall finally forgot the intro song! Is that how were starting 2020😂

[@shatonda1]

Right 😫 UNUN WE NOT HAVING THAT 🤣

[@Cristina02ish]

They also forgot how the intro is supposed to go! 😂😂😂

[@CherieButler]

Awww I love Pat's thoughtful gift. I adore you all's chemistry.

[@TierraM]

The transition to the Best Fiends ad was great 😂😂

[@mahoganycoleman1010]

watching men give each other gifts is my new fave thing, that part was so pure.

[@tiny.t00t]

Starting it off rough😭 But that ad was smooth as hell lol

[@sHeggz422]

Ad was smooth but it was long as f

[@lamarco18]

Nah that shit was nasty

[@NVme08]

Having kids it LIT 🔥, however I’m married, financially stable, and only have one.

[@leezag5324]

I have never in my entire life heard or read a comment starting with "having kids is LIT 🔥 " not even in mom groups or furkid moms😂😂😂 I'm happy mother hood is great for you! ❤❤❤

[@angelique757]

Having kids was not lit for me. The pregnancy was but I almost died during childbirth.

[@meyomammawefriends.7106]

@@angelique757 Damn, sorry to hear that, Queen. Besides the process of actually having kids, I hope that their being around you is or will become lit. Ima, Dad rising my son, shit lit.

[@DoughHoe45]

Having *kid. No plural. I have 4 it’s not lit 😭

[@NVme08]

Angelique Skyë glad you’re still here sis

[@fedorah8315]

I love how Tahir is genuinely enjoying his gift ✨

[@buckaroobill3077]

Not gonna lie that was a smooth sponsor

[@jalilateachey6289]

That conversation about curing racism made no sense but other than that, great podcast. Y’all always deliver

[@RAEalityTV]

JTea 3 LOL! NO sense whatsoever! I love the podcast but sometimes I have to take a break if I lose a couple brain cells ... like white massas BEEN “f-ing” black women. (And by that I mean rape) That part of American history doesn’t just vanish because it’s disgraceful. And I know they’re talking about consensual sex and perhaps being in love... But how easy it is to say that sex would cure the mindsets, perspectives, beliefs - the overall ideology of racists... just the idea that non racists would be the ones to detox racists (with sex of all things) is annoying me...

[@francisnjogu9263]

Tahir's face when Pat said 'period blood'.. Needs to be a reactional GIF😅

[@josephyoung2752]

High key thought Patrick got Tahir a fedora lmao

[@Yesitsmedaphne]

😂 I've seen everyone and their momma do an ad for Best Fiends and still never wanted to download. I was so close to downloading it after your ad.

[@BobYourHeadMusic]

I'm convinced that this show is just a Vehicle for Tahir and Pat to advertise stuff. To be more specific, after watching a few episodes, I realized Tahir is an advertising beast and it looks like he's teaching pat how to do it.

[@VVS_VDOE757]

Tahir wrote that shit on hemp paper with a quail pen lmaooo

[@LoniLoni11]

That switch up for the insecure lady was remarkable

[@lenoramosby6269]

The rest of Ms.Asifs email said “ I will not comment further on this but this will be something I will have to report to social services” 🤭🤭

[@jonaldinhoM]

I’m Filipino and from London, wanna adopt me Tahir 😂😂😂

[@jessicaevans2564]

But do you like jazz and can you rap?

[@dalericks33]

Tahir bathing himself in these rebuttals is hilarious

[@marcuslau-young6413]

Love the podcast brothas! Keep up the sweet content 🤙🏽 can’t wait to see the growth in the new year Jah bless

[@tifft876]

Y’all gone have the rest of the islanders hate on us even more. The Caribbean is not just Jamaica folks lol

[@alanaterrel9914]

Ikr like damn just get a globe

[@jojohnson521]

Why does Tahir’s shirt say “Dam” and Pat’s says “Damn”?😂

[@TheCBus]

They were supposed to be "Damn Internet....." but they found out that name was already taken. So they had to remove the "n" making it "Dam". But, they had already made shirts with the "Damn". So it's just old merch. Tahir wears his previous one every now and then.

[@earl0002]

That list almost took me out!!! Not LADY LIBERTY!!! 🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣

[@oilausosene-feagai3715]

Hi guys! I love watching you guys when I’m in traffic ! The Antarctica story you shared on the other episode was crazy!!

[@vwbetlmac]

I enjoyed this episode but I’m sad they didn’t do a song in the intro, that’s one of my fav parts. I love seeing their creativity.

[@germains79]

I love you guys! You're videos really help me mange my anxiety & depression. I so enjoy the guests you all invite to make vids with y'all as well. 🎊Thanks to y'all & Happy New Year!🎊

[@EvolvingMama_]

7:42 I love how Tahir said he had to finish his laugh 😂

[@divineeternally2502]

Patrick' hair cascade is 🔥🔥🔥🔥in this episode!!! Lowkey down tease!! I'm here for it!!!

[@eddihurta7173]

Happy New Year DIYS and everyone who reads this !!

[@tffy2004]

That text message/email segment was so Satisfying.

[@leezag5324]

Pat reread she said "junp" "Period blood" tahirs face made me cackle

[@DLeeGriff]

Don't lie Pat. Quantrell helped you pick out Tahir's present.

[@SpiffyPenguin]

Vasectomies can also be reversed. They’re underrated tbh lol

[@LadyLexxx]

Amazon did that to me a few times. They put my stuff in the basement of my apartment and called it the mailroom! Of course my stuff got stolen and they sent replacements.

[@deejay3853]

Bro your guys videos literally makes my day every time so thank you 🙏🏾

[@sincerelyajg5067]

When I hear “Antonio” I think Italian family. Maybe, maybe not.

[@MartyMcFly__25]

Or white Spaniards 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@LivxLaughxLove]

The last of the teacher's email basically said that since she was on that bullshit, she was gone report it to child services. I saw this entire thread and almost fell outta my bed.

[@Drea1204]

"If niggas have anything, it's nerve." a WORD from Patrick Cloud!

[@k.ahyoka1181]

Y’all podcast is so relatable 💯

[@macedaking]

“Shout out 2020” Patrick did not know that it would take a quick turn for the worse.

[@meekie203]

Shout out to the Afro Caribbean community in the UK!!!!

[@epictnt]

"Keeping it .25" is a great line... Don't sleep on P

[@thegoreetruth1074]

Pat you didn’t have to do none of that with the possible package thieves. All you had to do was send pics of your actual door to Amazon showing that the driver made a mistake and they will send you all of your stuff again free. However I’m really glad that it worked out well for you!

[@ChelseaNeKole93]

I've watched a ton of KZbin videos that are sponsored by Best Fiends and yours BY FAR is the best!! 😂🙌🏾 your explanation made me wanna play like I haven't just closed the app before I clicked on this video

[@puritychalice]

These audio levels are great! Thank you!

[@CoopZillaTron]

Yo. That segue into the advert was pretty Godlike loool.

[@322edith]

Right next to the butter pecan" 🤣🤣😂😂

[@cupcakejonez7923]

I get a kick out of watching Pat readjust the mics.

[@kandidkan]

The lighting is great, where’s the opening song, y’all look fantastic 💛

[@Upwardcode]

I’ve never been this early before 😭😭😭 love you guys! 🤍🤍

[@LivinMyJeffLife]

Lowkey thought that was a pot plant behind yall😂

[@ReannaPeters12]

The one from scary movie who smoked the guy 😆

[@LivinMyJeffLife]

@@ReannaPeters12 😂😂😂

[@reddsmoke904]

@@ReannaPeters12 i was thinking that same shit 😭😭😭 "take it to the head, take it to the head!"

[@meyomammawefriends.7106]

I would've been hatin the whole show 😂

[@sqosx6015]

I love how these look in the dark. Y’all should record in the dark more.

[@devonmorton6514]

"Racism is dumb"- Tahir 4 President 2020

[@AsSmallAsAGiant]

My wife always wonders why I'm in the bathroom on the toilet forever. I call it my "quiet place"

[@donaldricks9634]

Shout out to you pat for being open and honest about not wanting kids

[@ahmadnajee]

I guess I’ll delete my Apple podcast app since nobody is posting on there anymore lol

[@reshak.3087]

Jerzeys chosen one I am! You can follow me @ ReshaVision

[@skylerb97]

I normally watch a few minutes then wait till it’s on Spotify so I can listen to it in the background while playing games on my phone

[@hitlicksonursupplier4350]

@@reshak.3087 I follow... ReshaVision is the best podcast out there

[@reshak.3087]

david ihitlicks thank you!

[@nadia174]

When Pat started playing that game on his phone I was like if this is an add he’s a genius 😂

[@tunit33k]

Ayyyyeeee!!! He shouted my gif out, well video lol 💯💯💯💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾🤣🤣🤣

[@desireefrancis6226]

I love that pat’s shirt actually says damn

[@rasjudah2106]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 the look on Tahir face at that Period Blood Pound Cake though!!!! 👀😒😫....😭😭😭

[@Tranzformerzgetoff]

There’s Bluetooth everything.. I work in a Sports store and we got Bluetooth bike helmets 😂

[@tierrao5532]

Yal get on my nerves but I still watch every episode off the strength of love for you guys lol happy new year 🎆🎊

[@tr3prom]

Tahir has a sticker of Pat on his laptop 😂

[@netta4069]

During the entire beginning of the "Conspiracy Corner" Tahir:🙄🤔😳😒 Later: Tahir: Naw, I wouldn't have been rocking with that one at all. I ain't even really been paying attention while you been talking about that right there. You said devil way too many times. Me:😭😭😭😭

[@tifft876]

@29:09 my exact face! Period blood Patrick?? Omg 😩😩

[@shauntawilliams2684]

The Bose glasses are FLAMES!

[@vinsonanthony5370]

Mind opening, and I’m not talking about the conspiracy theory. Antonio could be adopted!!! Antonio probably mad that his adopted Mom doesn’t know anything about seasoning!!! Great show!!

[@telilejohnson6952]

That best fienda ad was terrible 😂😂

[@dariousmarshall2838]

I pray God bless y’all podcast mane y’all are real with y’all content huge supporter💯✊🏾.

[@supahmariostyle]

Y'all get an instant like before I even watch the video.

[@DamOneMan]

I see Tahir is becoming a Patrick ☁️ fan with that Patrick sticker on his laptop

[@SianLondon]

There is a 'big' Jamaican population in UK, especially in London and Birmingham. I'm part of it. Also there are decent numbers of people from other Caribbean islands as well.

[@cornell4466]

Frozen little Tahir Popsicles 😂😂

[@MattTheGOD60]

........Pat's my New advertising Teacher

[@germains79]

Bathrooms never feel safe to me after many years ago I had a horrible dream after watching invasion of the body Snatchers. In the dream I was in a bathroom stall I don't know why but I hear noises outside when I look under the stall there are pods all over the floor, so I had to climb up on the toilet & tried to use the section tiled ceiling but after getting halfway to the door I fell directly on a pod, then woke up. Every so often I have the dream again it's so creepy.

[@da6337]

Am I the only one who automatically sees Do It Yourself when I see DIYS?

[@ashleyzviitei]

Human remix😁😁. Pat is making my day.