Dan Vs: If Dan jumped off a cliff, would you?

Clip from Dan Vs. episode 1 "New Mexico"
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[@inc0mingr0flc0pter]

Dan has the survival instincts of a 45-year-old post-apocalyptic moleman. If he’s jumping off a cliff, I’M jumping off a cliff.

[@laboon344]

Would follow his lead yeah

[@Soulbone3]

Obviously that's why Chris was in thought there, he was imagining the scenario that would necessitate Dan jumping off a cliff

[@hambor12]

@@Soulbone3imagining or equally as likely, *remembering*

[@samvanroon5041]

Honestly its about a 50/50 if doing so is a good choice survival wise.

[@KoolKittKat4679]

This is true

[@Linkonpark100]

I like how Chris’ contemplating looks more like a PTSD flashback.

[@CrimsonPizza21]

But that’s a good question would he? Personally I think he would

[@CollinMcLean]

@@CrimsonPizza21 I think it's more likely that Dan would shove him off the cliff first...

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

With Dan around, he has a lot of PTSD.

[@minnion2871]

Would be kind of funny if his answer was "Sorry, no I wouldn't Jump off a cliff again..."

[@eleboyele1302]

@@CrimsonPizza21 the question is if he already did

[@SPACECOWBOY705]

How he contemplates dying with his friend is both wholesome and alarming

[@scoots291]

He cares that much for his friend he would heavily consider it

[@johnsoapmactavish9921]

Pretty sure it’s PTSD, he’s already jumped before

[@TheMultiGamerOfficial]

I mean, who's to say they won't have parachutes?

[@captaindraco2286]

Not once but twice

[@NaeemW]

Real recognize real.

[@ronik809]

to be fair Dan would probably push him off the cliff first

[@da2001]

That is so true

[@judithmorgendorffer6106]

..........Yeah, to be fair Dan isn't beyond a little casual murder from time to time. You wanna join the Dan Vs Discord server discord.gg/9sXEkmZ they did an interview with Chris Pearson, the shows CO-CREATOR.

[@BronyFan27]

ACCIDENTALLY of course

[@twoDie4]

@Dan Vs Fanbase PURPOSEFULLY COPIED THE OTHER GUY'S COMMENT

[@turdferguson8928]

🤣🤣🤣

[@sammysus8973]

Chris is a good friend

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

Especially when it comes to Dan

[@crazitaco]

He is also a good doormat.

[@zoidlloyd7736]

Yes if he can't answer these questions accurately 0:44 0:56 😒

[@JustSomeRandomGuy1063]

I Wish I Had A Friend Like That

[@b0xraider594]

He ain’t a simp

[@ZigealFaust]

To be fair, if Dan jumped off a cliff I would assume there is a very good reason to do so and would probably follow suit. Dude's only been wrong like 4 times max in the entire series.

[@apollyonnoctis1291]

Dan may be a bit of a jerk, but you have to admit there is a lot of intelligence behind that facade. Like for example, in one episode, some dude starts impersonating Dan and steals his life from him. Dan, being the 1 billion IQ Chad that he is, retaliated by pretending to turn his life around so that he’d look like someone else, and then calling the IRS to arrest “Dan” for over a decade of tax evasion. He put the imposter in a lose-lose situation, in that even if the impersonator told the police that they weren’t actually Dan, they’d still get in big trouble anyway for committing fraud and identity theft.

[@ZigealFaust]

@@apollyonnoctis1291 Yeah. I think the only time he's been 100% wrong was when Chris himself (legit the only person he could never expect since he's the only person he trusts) tricked him into thinking a monster was under his bed.

[@Aflay1]

I mean, he's wrong about a lot of things, but usually not the aspects that get him out of danger.

[@theassortedhobbyist]

@@apollyonnoctis1291 Actually, the imposter was arrested on the grounds that Dan never showed up to a court hearing for driving into a church. All Dan did was miss the date and let the cops arrest the imposter in Dan’s place.

[@CollinMcLean]

Factually wrong? Yeah only about 4 times… morally wrong it’s a much higher number…

[@jestersraven408]

Im Pretty sure Chris has already jumped off a Cliff with Dan since he got that PTSD Flashback look

[@edgarbanuelos6472]

And something probably happened that made him realize that jumping was the right decision.

[@castle9165]

1000 yard stare is the common term

[@valartman2671]

I made it have 2k likes. I've accomplished everything I could now.

[@howarddenaven5165]

“I did it once, I could do it again”

[@justinportes8939]

I wouldn't be surprised😂😂

[@soranora4597]

He's right it depends on what situation they're in. If they're being chased and had to jump off a cliff to escape then yeah he probably would. Especially when being with Dan.

[@GuiSmith]

They’re gonna Thelma and Louise that cliff. The likely difference is they’d survive because of cartoon logic.

[@slimboarder.o7]

Also maybe it's 2meter sized cliff

[@snewp_e2139]

@@GuiSmith they’d survive with fatal injuries, and in the next scene they wouldn’t have any visible injuries

[@ProtoManiac2283]

Aim for the bushes

[@thekeeperofpromise]

@@ProtoManiac2283 there goes my hero

[@TJQ126]

0:45 what we're here for

[@SephirothRyu]

To be fair, if Dan jumps off a cliff, then you know what? In spite of all his rage and anger and odd actions and often questionable mental state, he likely has a very good reason for jumping off that cliff.

[@rachelgoldenburg2241]

@@SephirothRyu exactly! that’s probably what Chris means by depends, he’s been in enough insane situations that it’s a distinct possibility..

[@kurootetsuro6820]

Best bromance ever

[@redgle862]

More like most toxic friendship ever lmao

[@blueflamingo4526]

@@redgle862 It's a toxic bromance

[@ItsaMe444]

They should be more. Like a gay couple.

[@TheRomeVEVO]

@@ItsaMe444 That wouldn't work because Chris is married

[@ItsaMe444]

@@TheRomeVEVO So? Marriage is not a problem for a secret step to the side 😏

[@Senor21]

Dan Vs is such an underrated gem of a show. It's a shame that its potential hasn't been fully realized.

[@CaptainCretaceous91]

I blame My Little Pony

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

@@CaptainCretaceous91 Nobody would have even known this show existed if it weren't for My Little Pony.

[@scoutart1508]

Speaking of underrated gems, her character design reminds heavily to the mother Samantha from the award winning Spanish made animated film Capture the Flag

[@Thintech1]

@@imveryangryitsnotbutter I still blame My Little Pony. Down with that trash.

[@42seven]

@@Thintech1 i think the problem was it was only on a kids channel, so only bronies saw it

[@mylittledashie7419]

I'm rewatching after a long time, and goddamn this show had so many legitimately laugh out loud moments. Totally underappreciated show.

[@mx.unfunny]

I’m a year late but uhh I’ve been binging it and it’s made me laugh harder than any other show

[@lonelyrooster]

Your pfp made me cry thanks

[@Kirokill1]

What’s the name of the show

[@mx.unfunny]

@@Kirokill1 Dan Vs.

[@siravyaverageyoutuber5802]

unfortunately i only started watching like 10 years after it was aired, and i absolutely loved everyone second of the show. if only more people knew about it

[@RelentlessSketchStudios]

In the series finale (even though it's actually the last episode before the show stopped), Dan and Chris ended up forming an alliance when they were kids to get revenge on the counselor and the older kids when they were trapped in an abusive summer camp where bullying of the younger kids was ENCOURAGED. Even though Dan's plans kept failing, Chris still had faith in him that they would emerge victorious, and sure enough, they did AND they were able to escape. Their bond goes thicker than water and it even stayed this way until now as adults.

[@edra2005]

It takes a real sadist like the camp counselor to create a monster like Dan

[@miniaturejayhawk8702]

Based camp

[@boltthunder2061]

@@miniaturejayhawk8702 do you think if Dan never showed up the parents of the bullied kids included Chris's would have sued the camp if they found the counselor encouraged it and didnt punish his son for the bulling

[@blckorb6322]

This just proves that Chris really does care about Dan and is just a good friend

[@ianfinrir8724]

When asked why he still hangs around him, Chris says it's because he sees that there is something good in Dan.

[@user-pi3hd2bt3f]

@@ianfinrir8724 there is. I think Dan actually cares about Chris but hes too angry, hateful and proud to admit it

[@ZigealFaust]

@@ianfinrir8724 I mean, Dan's gripes HAVE saved the world multiple times over. The Apple/Computer episode comes to mind.

[@RelentlessSketchStudios]

@@ZigealFaust The gym episode too with him stopping an army of cyborgs from world domination.

[@lukemckenzie0121]

To be fair Dan would’ve tied Chris’ foot to him before he jumped off so either way Chris would go with

[@dwaugh2215]

that's certainly something he would do, but maybe believe Chris would be his anchor if he falls by accident

[@SonicMegamanFan]

The fact that he seriously is actually having to think hard about that question is priceless. It's like, I mean it's Dan...but also jump off a cliff...BUT DAN!!!

[@orctrihar]

A cliff say nothing about what it's really is

[@Harper_Onions]

It depends... ... For instance, how high up is the cliff? He's got a point.

[@iforgor6673]

Is there water at the bottom?

[@osciisnow]

If it was the only option then sure

[@aaydinturk]

@@iforgor6673 is it in Minecraft?

[@orctrihar]

@@iforgor6673 Water are the worst to land

[@orctrihar]

Always

[@codyyeackel1847]

I loved when my moon would use the “jump off a cliff” thing. My answer was always “Depends, how high is the cliff? There water at the bottom? What’s my chance of living?”

[@ZigealFaust]

"Do I have a parachute and how much am I getting paid." Is how I usually responded to that in school. Legit had teachers laugh half the time before sending me to detention.

[@coolcatcastle8]

when your *moon* _did what?_

[@MrArk1265]

@@coolcatcastle8 Della on the moon before it was cool

[@coolcatcastle8]

@@MrArk1265 heh i get the reference

[@Splashbackl]

nerd emoji

[@pkmntrainerdee6153]

I miss Dan Vs.

[@o_ver2.094]

@@judithmorgendorffer6106 fuck off no one cares about your shitty server

[@awes5893]

Is your profile picture from a manga?

[@kermitgotthesickkicks4265]

Same

[@8Rincewind]

I like the inverted version of this. "If all of your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?" "Yeah probably. My friends are alll reasonably sensible people and not prone to mass suicidal behaviour. Therefore if they're all jumping off a bridge there's a good chance that there's a good reason for them to do so. Maybe there's a fire and we're trapped."

[@en2336]

Jfc the people who watch this show are insufferable

[@8Rincewind]

​@@en2336 I've never watched this show. I can't remember where the joke I'm referencing is from, though a very similar joke appears in Brooklyn Nine Nine.

[@meat.]

@@en2336 ???

[@princenobody5595]

@@en2336yeah shut up

[@roowco1]

@@en2336 why are you even here then?

[@cydneywilliams3368]

That short moment of thinking though.

[@cydneywilliams3368]

@Dan Vs Fanbase I guess why not I have a discord.

[@rachelgoldenburg2241]

@@cydneywilliams3368 is it actually good?

[@IrrelevantToCommentLmfao]

It’s dumb that this show was aired on The Hub, it should’ve aired on Netflix where it would go on more longer and have more to explore but since it aired on the hub kids didn’t get the jokes, which is a bad demographic which is The young demographic so i feel this show should’ve been targeted to a much more older audience because teens and older audiences would understand the show much more then kids under the age of 10

[@gamerorp1684]

The show is free on Tubi and it’s my thing right now

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Well, Netflix wasn't a big thing back then. They tried selling this to Adult Swim too, and they did not want it. The Hub was the only one who took them.

[@bluesphere7]

If this was on Netflix, it'd run the risk of being cancelled after season 2.

[@pyrolee17]

i do hope it comes back for NF or even HBO max

[@Shakiahjprod]

The Hub had a ton of different shows. I wasn't allowed to watch Dan vs just cuz the marketing made it out worse than it actually seems.

[@EpicKing7375]

For some reason, this show fit oddly with the rest of the lineup on the Hub. Seeing Dan rage at that pink horse for "bedazzling" his car was weirdly wholesome to me.

[@nightigal]

And the source of one of the least weird crossover fan art I've come across.

[@killermemestar4317]

Courier six: "Yes man if I told you to jump off a cliff, would you?" *lifeless stare*

[@THESLASHFIVE1]

Chris is the definition of wholesome.

[@mario167100]

Chris always a day one homie.

[@NiNja10Doh]

I absolutely love this show. Dan is just pure insane and Chris will follow him to the grave. I've never seen a better friendship than theirs.

[@CiderVG]

Dan is not a "superslide" type of guy He has an extreme survival instinct If he's jumping off of a cliff, there's a damn good reason and I'm following him

[@bananabird1844]

i remember this show, i miss it😭😭😭

[@keefster69]

My boy had to think real hard on that 😭

[@BRILTHY]

Chris actually has to stop and think of a scenario in which he would follow dan off a cliff

[@ianfinrir8724]

It's not like it'd be the first time Dan and Chris ended up on a cliff

[@Pastel_Melodies]

Just rewatched the first episode, man what a laugh. This show was just ahead of its time

[@ZigealFaust]

Wait till you get to the Apple/Computer episode. Legit pre-cogged the right to repair movement and planned obsolescence.

[@filler2359]

@@ZigealFaust They also have a joke about lobbying. If I'm remembering right, Dan invaded a scientist's home/lab and the scientist offered Dan (who had the virus) a "cure to the common cold" (hint: it was not) to deal with him. Somewhere along the line, the scientist says "Big O's/chicken soup lobbyists wouldn't let me release it."

[@filler2359]

@@ZigealFaust another one was Russians infiltrating American politics on the episode where a Russian agent is revealed to be Dan's governor. It's even funnier because the Russian governor was portrayed as a contridctingly "patriotic," antintellectual Republican that kept cutting education.

[@darthlazurus4382]

I get the impression that Dan is Chris's only friend. Else has her "job" which keeps her busy, but you don't see anyone else with Chris. His In-Laws hate him, but did we ever see living members of his own family?

[@ianfinrir8724]

Chris and Dan have been friends since summer camp

[@SkythontheBrony]

Yeah, Dan is toxic and angry, but Chris is the opposite. He's excessively passive which means most people won't really befriend him because he isn't interesting. And Dan likes him because he's too passive to say no. Traditional toxic relationship.

[@cobaltprime9467]

Wow... that bummed me out

[@medicfdumbo]

@@SkythontheBrony This is true but Chris does show times where hes assertive like earlier in this episode where he made Dan deal with taking Elise

[@SkythontheBrony]

@@medicfdumbo Chris often tries to be assertive, but usually fails.

[@markwalker3552]

I'm pretty sure Chris is just wondering if Dan is holding the burgers when he jumps off that cliff, cause he'd jump off a cliff for burgers.

[@buxedobro4372]

One of those shows that people didn't appreciate till after it aired. Wish it was still running.

[@ianfinrir8724]

There's talks of a revival but if it does get revived, I fear that it'll just be 22 minutes of Dan swearing.

[@doom5895]

​@ianfinrir8724 yeah they should just keep it pg

[@callumprice1710]

To be fair, there are situations where if your friend jumps off a cliff you should too. Like for example you are in a massive forest fire and beneath the cliff is say, water. Or the cliff is small enough that no damage will occur and you would just follow because its no big deal. Its really too vague to give enough a concrete answer.

[@Bithe_Get]

I mean it cant be called a Cliff if it isnt a slighty dangerous jump

[@callumprice1710]

@@Bithe_Get i mean, are you sure about that considering our naming history? I wouldn't put it past someone to name a river "Bob's Desert"

[@Bithe_Get]

@@callumprice1710 dan's cliff the lowest Cliff ever jumped by dan and Chris

[@HaloThaDon]

Wish this show was popular😭 if this was on adult swim or Cartoon Network I swear this one scene would have 1 million views this scene itself should be a meme lmao😂😂Dan Vs. Will always be a underrated gem🤦🏾‍♂️💀It deserves more recognition

[@majorpeepo]

Actually the show maker wants to renew it if the show gets enough talk also he said there trying to find a network to air it on so for are sakes it can happen!

[@HaloThaDon]

@@majorpeepo they need to hit up adult swim or sum😂💯

[@EyonSplicer]

Bruh I've been waiting so long for someone to upload this clip thank you so much

[@judithmorgendorffer6106]

Ah, a fellow Dan Vs Fan. You wanna join the Dan Vs Discord server discord.gg/9sXEkmZ and/or forum dan-vs.freeforums.net/ We even recently did an interview with Chris Pearson, the shows CO-CREATOR.

[@privateerliew5177]

My god thats a patient girl

[@atlaslovesedm]

*_CHRIS!!!_*

[@TJQ126]

*Is that a weed?!*

[@atlaslovesedm]

@@TJQ126 WHAT THE FRICK NO THIS IS A CRAYON-

[@BronyFan27]

RainbowHeart AJ I’M CALLING THE POLICE!!! **Dials 911 on a MICROWAVE.**

[@wowstupidrad]

*Illuminati conformed*

[@TeetotDeRulerOfCodetotverse.]

@@TJQ126 *Is that a gay weegee?!*

[@otbaht]

it depends on many variables including height, training, and equipment. but if 100 percent of the people who jumped off the cliff said it was an enjoyable situation and experience and showed no indication of being harmed I would conclude that it was safe.

[@Surrealatorium]

Chris really had to think about it.

[@flaggy185]

Fun fact: The guy that voices Chris also voices "Yes Man" from FNV And he is unable to say no

[@tylermitchell.420]

The nostalgia is just unreal right now :)

[@thomasparsons4871]

Dan knows better than to give Chris a choice. Arguably Chris would have had a terrible accident years ago unless he had someone at least a little more street smart than him calling the shots.

[@Maddiedoggie]

Here from the Yes Man animatic. Every Dave Foley character is now Yes Man to me.

[@Kriskirby1992]

Dan is like the boy who cried wolf except that the wolf is real and is actually a wolf man and Dan was right all along, I trust him with my life

[@albertbecerra]

Oh come on she's not being reasonable, if Dan needs to jump off a cliff there's definitely going to be a legitimate reason why.

[@gentle6400]

These are just one of those things people would actually think about

[@tomjackson6077]

I like seeing Dan and Chris being adorable

[@Abraxas1212]

Well, I mean he literally cannot say no, so that's probably a reason.

[@raphaeldagamer]

I thought I recognized that voice actress, she does the voice of Della in Ducktales 2017.

[@JasonDevil06]

I like how Dan allegedly picked what they were having for dinner already

[@TheCommenterDragon]

For some reason i like the look on Chris's face as he's imagining the cliff jumping scenario in his head...but knowing Dan Chris probably already jumped off cliffs in the past.

[@tatsu280]

For YEARS I've been trying to figure out where that quote was from at the end! As priceless as I'd of hoped!

[@KamikazeDreamer]

I love the disappointment in Elise's voice after Chris says, "I choose milkshakes"

[@FruitNDoggie]

Dan, and consequently Chris, are being chased by an angry mob. Dan: "A cliff? Looks like we have no choice but to jump for it!" Dan proceeds to jump off the cliff. Chris: "A cliff, and Dan already jumped off it. That angry mob is fast approaching, but Elise said I shouldn't jump off cliffs, even if Dan did it. This is quite the conundrum to be in." Dan: "Are you still up there? Just jump off the cliff already!" Chris jumps off the cliff. This doesn't result in their safety though, not because of how they land on the ground, but because the angry mob jumped off the cliff too, and crushed Dan and Chris before they could move out of the way.

[@phillipwalling7470]

OK, that's something that would definitely happen in the series. Not just Chris being reluctant of jumping after Dan, but the entire Mob just jumps in without second thoughts as well.

[@creeps351]

I can't unhear Yes Man in Chris's voice.

[@flappy5291]

Fun Fact: They have the same voice actors. their constant loyalty to the main character sure make it even more fitting.

[@sandwichsultan906]

I’m definitely Chris when it comes to road trips.

[@thechampionofskylands]

Chris would follow Dan into Hell

[@its-just-a-glitch3134]

The way it just zones in on his face! *WHEEZE*

[@cyclops8238]

That weird noise that plays in the background is exactly what I hear in my head sometimes. Stupid tinnitus. 😂

[@its-just-a-glitch3134]

Oh my god YES! 😂😂

[@reese3623]

I honestly appreciate that this show shaped my humor

[@epikmosquito]

This show had NO reason to be cancelled.

[@malcolmmorin]

I always thought Dan Vs. was more child-friendly because it was on The Hub. But scenes like this just feel like it was meant for a more mature audience, at least not kids. And seeing how it was originally rejected by Adult Swim, then I can see why it seems more mature.

[@draconicdemigod9696]

Damn he was actually remembering the time he did. I actually want to see that episode.

[@itsraventm]

this is by far the greatest bit in the entire show, and maybe even the best bit of any side character. its so simple but it kills me every time

[@locodesert2]

I need to binge watch this show. This show would’ve been perfect on Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon. I loved this show as a kid and even watching this as a grown up it’s far more relatable.

[@jonathansubritzky5272]

What is this show?

[@leoanimefan444]

@@jonathansubritzky5272 This show is Dan vs, it's about a guy named Dan who have intense anger issues who spent every episode getting revenge on anything that wrong him no matter how ridiculous it is. The guy in the video is his best friend Chris who he drag to his adventures regardless if he want to join or not.

[@ZigealFaust]

@@leoanimefan444 I just respect the hell out of the show for being so adult yet at the same time never relying on any form of swearing or low brow adult shit to poison it's heart. The whole show just... fells different from anything else. It's got a vibe that I only felt when I watched Hey Arnold.

[@locodesert2]

@@ZigealFaustI’m two years late but that’s like the most perfect way to describe why this show is so special.

[@tachi1034]

If Courier 6 jumped off a cliff, would you? *stares blankly in yes man*

[@Aflay1]

Feels like the kind of gag that would get called back to. Would be hilariously ironic if, somehow, not only would Chris jump off with Dan, but it would be a good idea. Even more hilarious, and kind of sweet, if he had to think about it.

[@mr.l8723]

Chris reminds me of my sister’s boyfriend.....he probably would jump off a cliff😂

[@mr.l8723]

@@crashingbasher7376 I’m not hostile like Dan😂

[@SOJITZL]

I like how Dan VS, despite everything that happens, they like to highlight on Chris' relationship, too

[@psycholaw4394]

Chris: Whoah there, we just made a big leap from me eating humbergers and jumping to my eventual death

[@glueonroachbro]

here before Dan Vs. inexplicably becomes popular like clone high did

[@TheQuaadFather]

"I don't care who the IRS sends, I am NOT paying taxes!"

[@mrshadow4007]

"I mean... If Dan jumped he'd probably have a good reason? Right?"

[@CartoDarko]

HIS LITTLE NOISE AT 1:00 HE'S ACTUALLY THE BEST I CANNOT

[@straightjacket308]

I don't know why the show just suddenly got recommended to me on KZbin, I never really took the time to watch it when the hub was actually a channel, and now I feel like I missed out on a lot!!!

[@DereC519]

To be fair, man has been wrong only around 5% of the times in this entire series

[@cartrellsplunge4447]

Why does he feel like these two are married and then like the pet that won't stop trying to get in the washer

[@cartrellsplunge4447]

I meant to say Dan is like a pet

[@ianfinrir8724]

That's a pretty good description.

[@KE-yq2eg]

This is the nicest cutout animation I've ever seen.

[@ramell4]

Here's a comeback for that hypothetical question: if it was to try and save the first person who jumped I would.

[@theomnimushroom5290]

Elise: if Dan jumped off a cliff would you? Chris: 'has Vietnam flashbacks'

[@TheyCallMeVincenzo]

As a short, bitter, and intelligent man, we do attract the tall himbos that need good advice. Hilarious they wrote this guy as being for real ride or die.

[@Arvidus89]

There is such a thing as being too good of a friend

[@luiscortazar6291]

I loved this show. I had my parents buy the hub for transformers prime, and grew to love this show.

[@luxuriousfool4593]

I just love the fact that he contemplated it twice 🤣

[@toasterkolin9951]

I still love that Chris's voice actor has played as a yes man on multiple occasions.

[@ScuffedCar]

I can't believe this is YES MAN from New Vegas.

[@thestarwarscosmos5592]

I always take the time to in detail imagine any absurd scenario i am presented with and imagine how i would act, i have also taken my time with answering this "jump of a bridge/cliff" question many times.

[@damaniqphillip2756]

Love this show

[@NoHands46]

What happened?

[@ladycharizard8972]

I love the way Chris says "Cocoa Blasters"! It's so adorable!

[@argythefox]

The most realistic interaction in a cartoon ever

[@mrdvus12]

IT DOES depend, like if he jumped off with a parachute or to escape, idk some deadly agressive animal i would follow

[@systemreb00ted]

Chris has the same voice actor as Yes Man from Fallout New Vegas.

[@austinmorrison6953]

The way he gets that thousand yard stare kills me! You know they’ve jumped off a cliff before!

[@tomedy_official]

I like how some people don't realize the phrase "jump off a cliff" Actually means killing themselves by doing something stupid. I miss mistaking it for some cool stunt

[@mremu4358]

If Yes Man from New Vegas had a GF and Dan was the Courier

[@AnimatedDude420]

Elise: if Dan jumped off a cliff, would you? *Chris stares* Chris: . . . . Elise: CHRIS!

[@ivangood7121]

my brain just randomly hit me with this clip today years after watching it

[@eskewroberts7663]

If Dan jumped off a cliff, there's at least a 75% chance he's being chased by zombies, serial killers, ghouls, or something extremely dangerous ... so yeah, it's well worth considering