OUR SECRET FAN FICTIONS?! - Truth Bombs #2!

[@aivareysala9526]

“Hey wanna see what’s in my pocket?” “ITS ME!” *SATANIC SCREAM* best part 😂

[@ashleysmart3182]

Congrats on getting taged

[@zaaty6619]

THEY LIKED

[@Anna-zz5fq]

Congratulations m8!!

[@aivareysala9526]

OOOF THATS AN 8/8 WAY TO WAKE UP AHAHHA

[@karainaperkins4234]

Wowowowowooww my best friend getting liked why are you more popular than me smh

[@Anna-zz5fq]

The amount of kinks and innuendoes in this is truly astounding *And I’m okay with that*

[@incrediblectopus]

And I am not okay with that.

[@incrediblectopus]

Jk, though, I live for this.

[@carolinearellano9707]

Anna Noel I'm more than ok with it

[@EmmyLynnVids]

......Mr.Howell

[@cat9424]

*yes, I will never do that again, Mr. Howell*

[@luvanime4life]

"I'm gonna celebrate with my tiny little Phil" - Phil Lester Dec 2017

[@veralicity]

The look on Dan's face when he realized Phil wrote his own death scene is absolutely priceless

[@kriaallison]

phil killed himself twice now at least

[@Faith_Soprano]

I want to be in the kind of friendship where your other friends just kinda awkwardly watch you while you have an in-depth discussion about microphilia.

[@ioannad1857]

Faith Soprano ok me though

[@xyzw10]

microPHILia :)

[@jmurray1110]

At least it didn’t go into unbirthing

[@theTastiestNacho]

5 things we found out about D&P this video: 1) They are even more socially awkward than we thought 2) Danny is not the only one with the weird kinks 3) This is the only Dan vs Phil that Phil will *always* win 4) Dan has a wattpad account (the PhBI must be working on it now) 5) They are probably doing a Cards Against Humanity thing where they add themes to the game and if they are I want an Anime Themed one

[@louisenash3396]

PaintMeBlue The PhBI 😂

[@amy4762]

i wanna join the PhBi

[@penpineapplecatthecat8772]

amyisnøtønfire ! Me to!

[@DaMightyDumpling]

im hardcore gonna go lookin for the wattpad account now lolzor

[@insomniack998]

PaintMeBlue what is the PhBl?

[@avabrege470]

I played truth bombs today Phil won

[@prettymuchpaige1381]

Ava he is everywhere.

[@hihowyadoin509]

Only phil wins

[@acompletedisaster9334]

Ava YES THATS AMAZING YOURE A GOD

[@stinalarsson7435]

I played alone, Phil won

[@ioannad1857]

Ava of course it’s rigged duh

[@BarelyCaitlyn]

People to play this with 1. Tyler Oakley 2. Louise Pentland 3. Connor Franta 4. Martyn 5. Cornelia 6. Troye 7. Anthony

[@ajskilling7309]

they should play it with jacksepticeye! that would be hilarious! or he should get the game and play it with friends on a panel!

[@nevexyz]

Yes!

[@mvanpelt9124]

def Louise and Tyler, that would be wonderful. but Connor would also be nice. and Anthony. nvm, they’re all wonderful.

[@xxrobloxgirlxx9945]

@@mvanpelt9124 yeah louise and tyler

[@petrapopovic460]

and cristine as well!!!

[@sophieunsolved]

Phil: "The ice dragon or the fire dragon?" PJ: "Both at once" I died

[@christine0000]

Well it is called The Song of Ice AND Fire after all...

[@LissyLissy-np6hc]

sophie unsolved Phil said the ice dragon or fire dragon

[@Dorothy-ic5hp]

sophie unsolved same tho

[@elle5355]

I so want them to play truth bombs with Tyler Oakley and Louise

[@blossom7195]

YES!!! IDEEEAL!

[@YourAdventChild]

God yes

[@wobbleglom]

YESS

[@tianas.6813]

oh my god that would be amazing

[@eleventyelena]

YES! LOUISE! Dan and Louise playing Truth Bombs together would be so scary but amazing 😂😂😂

[@dabhowlter3078]

I love how there are pastel jumpers on the outside and dark jumpers on the inside

[@liam-vg2mk]

oof i just noticed that :,0

[@alasdair3lucifer]

I miss baby dab :(

[@rileythealien6784]

*super American accent* SwEatErS

[@stinnky1135]

Me in a nutshell Sweet on the outside Dark and sinister on the inside

[@jabreecharles8605]

baby dab ITS MY SOUL!!!!!!! ;-;

[@lobovermelho560]

Is that a tiny Phil in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[@trisha5496]

RED_BR both ;)

[@sarahputrus3953]

Gimme that p

[@Iflmv_]

😂😂 love that

[@vikotube338]

Omg this is amazing

[@tuvafalk2791]

Oh my good, i wheezed

[@DragonFang409]

Phil: bye **continues saying bye while every body else says good bye** **everyone finishes saying good bye** Phil: *forever*

[@nerdycassidy]

Phil: “I used to eat fish food that’s why I was a weird kid.” Me: *disappointed but not surprised*

[@talicalles9765]

“I will never do that again Mister Howell” this video is a blessing lmao

[@kelsiekat1253]

Just realized... If they got the "What would they do if they saw Dan and Phil on the street" question it would have been a bit weird

[@wobbleglom]

they’d probably scream

[@sophyoung903]

It's already been established that Dan would panic-strangle his clone

[@caffeinatedx]

The answer is either panic and hyperventilation Or Heart attack and death.

[@ParadoxAbove]

Well Phil would obviously ask the clone-Phil to turn around so he could look at him from behind and Dan would panic-strangle

[@scratchedcds]

Well it’s a fifty-fifty chance on whether Dan would Panic-strangle or just have an existential crisis

[@baileygammon3392]

phil: macrophilia- dan: WHY DO U ALWAYS BRING UP MACROPHILIA also dan: turns every conversation into an in depth discussion about furries

[@yuki97kira]

bailey gammon I thought it was necrophilia

[@Onarose_]

린97 se린dipity necrophilia is an attraction to dead bodies, where macrophila is that attraction to being a drastically different size then the other person

[@yuki97kira]

Annaliese Bush I know... That's why I was kinda confused when I misheard

[@stillnotoverdoomsday4175]

Not to mention Dan with the daddy kink...

[@ColieBear18]

Microphilia. Macro is big, micro is small.

[@emilywalker1860]

Phil calling Dan ‘Mr Howell’ is my aesthetic

[@meilimaria2009]

Phil I think we all know you aren't going to stop eating Dan's cereal

[@michaelaharris3190]

Which one of you nerds wrote "Dan laughs and breaks the sound barrier" in the closed captions at 8:48?

[@aubs2843]

Michaela Harris thank you for bestowing me with that information 😂

[@alyssa2807]

Michaela Harris do you even have to ask? I'll bet you anything it was Phil

[@Doge-lb8dq]

10:55 there goes the sound barrier again

[@alyssa2807]

@@Doge-lb8dq Omg 😂😂

[@mackbrames7312]

yes, 100% phil

[@superjangames]

*"I'm going to go celebrate with my tiny, little Phil!"* Oh... oh my.

[@Login1881]

SuperJanGames when was this?

[@maplecandy.]

I wanna know, too

[@PuffyWuzHere]

poutymornie at the end when they announced the scores

[@giannarighi2168]

A video which includes Dan graphically describing a cheese fetish is trending. This is the power of the phandom--we can make anything trend.

[@hannahriddle3770]

Mazabrei I am worried

[@nicodiangelo6245]

Mazabrei THAT is WAY to true

[@witchnoodles5167]

+Emma Westerman it's too. THE GRAMMAR POLICE WILL ALWAYS FIND YOU.

[@tantavie8852]

*Everyone secretly stalking Wattpad trying to expose Dan*

[@mka5586]

Tantavie ya imma start lookin around rn actually.. I hope someone dose find dan tho..

[@KyraxSKZ]

Please If someone finds it let me know

[@killjoywhodraws5090]

*intensely looks for Dan's wattpad*

[@paypalroyale1995]

😂😂 I didn't go do that...no....

[@thedoubleaabatteries8523]

What who would do that...? Not me..no way I just did that...

[@nikolaihnatiuk286]

Has someone found it? Asking for a friend

[@camilatoledosepulveda8454]

@@nikolaihnatiuk286 daniel howell... hiding in plain sight, jk gchvvhvj

[@qewdascz1839]

same

[@viviana_s]

phil with a tiny phil in his pocket “never talk to me or my son ever again”

[@dabhowlter3078]

"i'M GoNnA CEleBrATe wITh My tInY phIL"

[@ohheygamers4828]

baby dab dead

[@hannahcook5087]

he means the danandphilshop plushie :)

[@ккє-о6ц]

baby dab idk what he's implying SOMEONE PLS EXPLAIN 😂

[@maggiemorris9300]

Dead

[@poofsheen5248]

baby dab Why is your name baby dab but your profile picture is toddler dab.

[@jungkookiswhipped]

it gets more satanic every time

[@jimindyourownbusiness7980]

truuu

[@AsaiahKitten]

;)

[@davillagewebbisodes2116]

ayyy i found an ARMY

[@dracoxian8853]

SOFT AND NEAT

[@kaya5211]

ARMY! ARMY! ARMY!

[@Jazzitiswhatitis]

"Wanna see what's in my pocket? It's ME!" I laughed just a tad too hard at that 😂

[@ErraticConduct]

dan: my fantasy is for tiny phil-- phil: fantasy? (laughs nervously) that was too precious.

[@eibhlinnidhonnachadha5757]

Ikr

[@iidaankelo3576]

Where?

[@liz-6967]

WHEN

[@astridgalindo7885]

WHEN!?!??! I NEEEED!!!

[@lucax8934]

when

[@chickensoup1025]

"I'm gonna go play with my little Phil"

[@horseboy3269]

Charlotte TheUnicorn take Dan away

[@Bunnymoonstone]

i'm actually dying with laughter. help

[@DryadTess]

Then tiny Phil is gonna be given a huge cookie to eat :3

[@imnotsuspiciousshh]

Phil wins every game, even a game he's not included in. When playing Truth Bomb everyone went for youtuber themed team names (I went with Jacksepticeye, sorry) and guess what team won? Team AmazingPhil. *Phil wins every game, even a game he's not included in.*

[@wonderaves4357]

Mia Yuki I’m screaming

[@BeetBonk]

😂😂😂😂 it’s rigged

[@ioannad1857]

The best joke is Dan saying there would be an Internet Support Group 99

[@fatemazamanbegum7534]

Dan : phil will ask me "how do you get more subscribers?" *my heart shatters into a million pieces*

[@rowanmoses6480]

Fatema Begum Zaman SAME

[@emma-om2by]

it was probably dan who wrote that too

[@FarhanaK]

I think by Dan's reaction it wasn't him but probably PJ. He was not comfortable with that one.

[@subtleshenanigans5983]

Fatema Begum Zaman *-honestly though which one wrote that-*

[@-ughitssophie]

SAME I felt terrible aw

[@saturnesque1902]

“i won’t do it again mr.howell”

[@joleonthestreet]

Saturnesque yes.

[@AbiRoseXx]

a kink

[@Anna-zz5fq]

*Oh God* I have been reading too many fan fics....

[@sashiloo]

Dan should just expect his next internet support group video to be filled with "Who am I?"s

[@jela3767]

Aiman Fatima that would be awesome yes please

[@eminooodle9048]

Aiman Fatima and what do I do with the beavers?

[@lihibashari3955]

Guys we have a mission

[@jasmineallegro5479]

Why is PJ actually the funnest person in the world? Why doesn't everyone want to collab with him? Why isn't he insanely popular?

[@thoughtsofadame1952]

Dan that whole cheese bit is 100x more traumatizing than anything Phil has accidentally said ever.

[@suzannahbijl3710]

ThoughtsOfaDame and still enjoying everything they do.. do I have a problem..? Probably

[@cami6252]

Complains about lady door yet literally makes up a weird kink fic about Phil - that's Dan for you

[@lillian_rose_]

*dan: who da fuq are Dan and phil?* WHY DID I ACTUALLY DIE LAUGHING

[@willwright7741]

cattythekitty c

[@pandapotato1617]

Will Wright d

[@hikiangelpyon]

Dysillon 201174919 N👌🏻

[@honeyjar2970]

Because it's 2:30 in the morning

[@Sullizhere]

I was playing Truth Bombs with my family today. Phil won

[@rowanmoses6480]

Giggles 76 I laughed so hard

[@jowannajaneornopia2586]

He always does

[@melo-bri]

I dont get it

[@IamWickedlyAmazing]

THIS GAME IS RIGGED

[@rowanmoses6480]

Brianna G In the last truth bombs vid they joked that the game is rigged so even if Phil isn't playing he still wins

[@jessicafelice6767]

My friends and I played this game and one of the questions was how will they die and my friend wrote “alone” and I instantly imploded from the roasting

[@-ellieille-]

OUCH

[@A-_-A.]

*And thus began my crippling fear of cheese fondue...*

[@penpineapplecatthecat8772]

Me to lol!

[@A-_-A.]

Raygunx 9000 😂😂😂 you're welcome

[@emilywag8234]

pj saying "paper me up, daddy" and then immediately apologizing is what i'm here for

[@DanAndPhilGAMES]

i'm a terrible influence

[@SophiHan02]

I'm pretty sure Pj was the one who did the "How do I get as many subscribers as you" question. All I gotta say was that was some hardcore roasting and tbh I wasn't ready ready for it

[@00holly00]

Sophia Han I know right, it was the only one which actually made me gasp before I started laughing. Absolutely brutal lol

[@wimdywanderer]

I was about to go all Phil Lester Defense Squad mode tbh

[@McEvoyroisin]

Ahahaha same I had to pause the video I wasn’t prepared

[@veronicacatherine7052]

Sophia Han me either

[@mick7646]

I was actually extreme shook when that part happened. I literally had to pause the video for a moment

[@bobrossslonglostdaughter1607]

We're still here. We're still waiting for part 3. Give the people what they _really_ want.

[@ghost_spaggetti416]

Still waiting over here

[@theDeathgirl045]

Still waiting

[@karlynnette]

we just want danandphilgames back

[@johnnyneedscash6753]

it's been two whole years, wtf, i'm running out of content over here

[@camilleboyer2679]

i’m still here

[@perspectivelee]

dan and phil look so happy and cheerful here i love it

[@molly-s1w3p]

Sevina Lee

[@heidiallen5730]

Sevina Lee Sophie kinda looks scared and im worried about PJ he looks so cheeky/evil.

[@fulltimerat-2120]

Dan struggling to open the box is equivalent do Dan trying to escape from his old branding

[@Jordan-ib7zz]

TroyCharles_ CysterKaty the only difference is he opened that box and we will never let him escape his old branding

[@chamollieon]

TroyCharles_ CysterKaty rip Daniel Howell's cameo in KZbin rewind

[@Mskayleewilliams]

DAN AND PHIL PLAYING TRUTH BOMBS WITH THEIR MUMS MAKE IT HAPPEN

[@jillianbutner6237]

YESSSSSSS!!!!!! WE NEED THIS TO HAPPEN

[@somebodytouchamyspaghetti2845]

YES

[@aeglakdi]

I WILL SIGN THE PETITION

[@rancidfairy2]

YES PLEASE

[@cinnamonrolll6863]

Kaylee Williams yaaaass

[@dakodasouthee5916]

We need more truth bombs videos they're honestly some of the funniest videos ever

[@ioannad1857]

i sign this petition

[@mangmangmangobri]

Signed

[@saratroskot]

FINALLY something we can all relate to... FANFICTIONS

[@emilyobrien8031]

dan’s guilty little look when phil said “secret wattpad account” *he’s read the stories* *he knows*

[@flamingjewel2812]

If you want to look at that : 3.35 You're welcome

[@sour.visions]

Phil: I'm so sweaty **Leans on Dan**

[@marshall9003]

13:44 “internet support group 99” how’s that coming along Daniel

[@emmyjemmy4208]

you made me choke on my tap water

[@aaaa7777Hey]

HELP THIS IS SO FUNNY

[@MarialauraVallejo]

He wrote a book with help for those with mental health, does it count as an Internet Support Group? 🤔

[@natashaO-O]

@@MarialauraVallejo internet support group written version

[@Anna-zz5fq]

Dan struggling to open the box at the beginning literally gave me so much anxiety

[@Anna-zz5fq]

BayBayBay yup

[@humbletrashcanrollingthrou7224]

THESE FOUR IN ONE VIDEO I CANNOT. THE NOSTALGIC FRIENDSHIP FEELS

[@CamarilloCraze]

If only we had Chris

[@daynaheald666]

Aagghhh 😣😣😣

[@caleb6339]

Humble trashcan rolling through life I love your profile pic

[@bethhill1212]

Humble trashcan rolling through life I have never seen the girl

[@aussiememeface6158]

Humble trashcan rolling through life

[@alynic31]

“Yes I will never do that again Mr. Howell”

[@sylvesterl.9617]

Alyssa R where

[@thekinokokid1578]

I dont know how to feel about that

[@alliemcg1223]

"nO sHoUtOuTs To PuTiN tOdAy" has to be my favorite part of this video..

[@chocoholic7719]

On the seventh day of Gamingmas, Dan and Phil gave to us: seven Phil's a shrinking, six doors a glowing, five blue shells, four dressed up dogs, three drunk men, two quiz results, and a tense game with baby lynx cubs

[@MegaKhelditia]

Omg this 💯 needs more notes

[@zaiewolf7876]

100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10 best, such wow, very good

[@abbyhall276]

that was beautiful

[@guinevererose]

Best version yet

[@rebeccawiens4224]

Rose MorningMist you are an absolute genius

[@lovelygurlsxo]

*clearly* they need to keep playing truth bombs till phil loses

[@Charmynox]

tbh if i had a pocket sized phil i'd just have him tell me positive things every day so i can feel happy

[@artwithlaur]

That's so pure

[@noodleydoo2862]

Charmynox why didn't I think of that?

[@pinkpacey8677]

same

[@samhumphrey8966]

Same

[@OP-1000]

I’d make him a tiny mansion.

[@jinissuchamom8802]

"Paper me up *daddy* " "Gimme that *P* " Me: *Jesus Christ*

[@cadyisawkward1289]

*why is nobody mentioning Phil seriously saying dan has a secret wattpad why aren’t y’all worried it isn’t the phantom if they aren’t panicking*

[@lord_chaos_gremlin]

Ivyiskindanotonfire I BET ITS SOMETHING SO OBVIOUS IT ISNT OBVIOUS BC EVERYONE HAS IT TOO

[@leela7572]

we already knew tbh everyone freaked out originally

[@lorbaborb]

We already knew and Dan probably loves out disgusting phanfictions

[@annak5614]

We all know we aren’t in the “phantom”

[@userfuvreightnineohtwo]

So dans got secret accounts on youtube... It could be any of us

[@delusionalkid2022]

Fangirl 23 .....

[@jessicabraud3307]

Oh shit

[@jas2616]

BOM BOM BOM

[@momsspaghetti7077]

Fangirl 23 we could link his twitter to his wattpad account somehow...

[@bawy]

Sunny Dun IMO Dan is more of an ao3 kind of guy 😂

[@humbletrashcanrollingthrou7224]

I think dan has to write the cheese smut now

[@bawy]

Humble trashcan rolling through life He kind of already did during filming this; it's just a snippet but still 🧀

[@Geeky.rainbow.vampire]

Humble trashcan rolling through life if it doesnt wind up a one shot on dans Wattpad... I will write it myself

[@patches775]

Humble trashcan rolling through life it's needed

[@deanharootunian4302]

Humble trashcan rolling through life he seemed surprisingly talented at smut... maybe not so surprising

[@themadowl9224]

I ruined 666 thumbs up I'm sorry cheese overlord

[@elliebrooks2002]

Hey wanna see what’s in my pocket IT ME *incoherent screaming and distant yodelling*

[@lostperson5482]

Ellie Brooks distant yodelling

[@sol-yx9xn]

*[GAVIN SCREAMING]*

[@elismith771]

the question is was the yodelling coming from the pickle?

[@DryadTess]

I want my own tiny Phil, and I want to feed him cookies, and give him little pats on the head to his little 5 inch tall form.

[@isabelah3023]

DryadTess aAAAaaahahahaha *screech laughs uncomfortably*

[@qwenck8610]

I would do that too, and I would also give him a little toy lion to play with :)

[@hummingbee_]

DryadTess saaame

[@trft3193]

Two types of people

[@sombralunaart70]

V O R E HIM

[@smollestbeanlol]

They protecc They attacc But most importantly They’re adorable as fracc

[@MaddieParks]

Smol Bean ii

[@priyaadey]

PJ!!! It's been sooooooo long since we've seen them together!

[@MilfLvr420]

Priyatato IK!!

[@Hannah-ez3mq]

Now we need a Fantastic Foursome reunion

[@talia8336]

We just need Chris now

[@billiepollet2179]

IKR! I was so excited when I saw him in the thumbnail :D

[@marymoore63]

PLAY THIS WITH MARTYN AND CORNELIA

[@slamminsalmon147]

Mary Moore who is Cornelia?

[@fawnhogg8400]

Holly Rhodes Martyns partner if I am thinking correctly she has also modelled a few of Dan and Phils items on the Dan and Phil shop

[@hailee2771]

YES

[@luciacowen3894]

YES DO IT

[@jolynnejohn9771]

YESSS PLEASE

[@Lemonburied]

My teacher asked the class what board games she should buy and I suggested truth bombs and she said she will get it I’m ready to see her reaction to the Polaroid picture.

[@idontknowdude3021]

Updates please. What was the reaction??

[@caligulasaquarium5032]

WE WANT AN UPDATE

[@rachelward6800]

YOU CANT JUST LEAVE US HANGING

[@fantasticcandles3038]

PLEASE

[@alexalolz689]

Gracies Doodles UPDATE PLEASE.

[@TheCharleyparley]

when dan was reciting his cheese fic I saw in his eyes he knew he'd said too much but he couldn't stop

[@laurenoconnor9017]

Dan: Who talks about dragons for twenty minutes? *Tabitha*

[@BelleFlower15]

I understood that reference.

[@ilikepuns3090]

HAHAHA

[@everyones-a-cryptic]

Nah man T-bag talks *to* dragons, not about them. She ain't no gossiper

[@laurenoconnor9017]

Hahahaha good point! 😂

[@Mobsy1905]

I Was Waiting For Someone To Write On Dan Or Phil's Card For The Fanfiction One 'Phanfiction'.

[@zoewhite4404]

Same lol

[@tinykiwihours4246]

Same

[@kenzie9413]

I was expecting Phil to secretly read a Phil x Reader fic

[@alyssa2807]

Alexis Gaming it said SECRETLY read. Dan has told us he reads all the phanfiction. And I'll bet that's why he never goes outside...

[@alliemcg1223]

NGL ME TOOOOO

[@MaeWoodland]

When something slightly suggestive happens and you just wait for the phandom to tear it apart

[@featheredphoen1x]

Phil: we all know Dan has a secret Wattpad account Dan: shit...

[@penpineapplecatthecat8772]

Lol! I'm dead now...!

[@jayo.6170]

I need to find it... somehow

[@jessica-ls3tc]

TRENDING MY DUDES

[@nerdiedreams]

Jessica it still is. The thing is, this is highly not appropriate for young kids. Oh well. If they are on KZbin, their innocence is probably shattered.

[@kb7208]

YAASS

[@christinacatlover4520]

i read trending my nudes

[@fuju5081]

ok i read sending my nudes

[@tomorrowsmoney7630]

Phil: "Dan has a secret Wattpad account." Phandom: *OUR THEORIES ARE CONFIRMED*

[@talicalles9765]

Take a shot every time phil mentions “the sexy thing”

[@janna1285]

Tali ! I will literally die of alcohol poisoning

[@ellyraeken]

um. no. *BUT* i’ll eat a piece of chocolate every time he says it.

[@mayu9025]

That subscribers question hit me hard in the heart

[@pranathivallabhu9151]

same i actually fell off my chair

[@ilymariscal4433]

Mayuki Oshiro ikr dan definitely wouldn't write that and she's to nice to do that so it was pj and I felt so bad nooo

[@mariacg1164]

I literally got out of KZbin and tried to calm myself down

[@nereaniccals5962]

I screamed

[@ilikepuns3090]

ikr

[@bethbergeron5914]

you should make an online version so people who have only internet friends can play too

[@lord_chaos_gremlin]

Beth Bergeron yES

[@ALiteralCrow_]

“What personality trait do they share with Dan and Phil?” Depression

[@rosiegrace7235]

Crow Greypage that’s just dan phaha

[@lowkeyasella]

Mood

[@spitedrowning]

i literally said this out loud when he read the question lmao

[@aidaadib2937]

God damn I almost choked on my water

[@evanoelle5799]

Please play Truth Bombs with Louise !!

[@whyismimotaken9351]

Louise and Tyler Oakly. My. Gosh.

[@gracie4630]

Please

[@ZoeDelToro]

and zoe and alfie!

[@voltronkilledme6652]

YES!! AND JOE AND CASPAR

[@jvleebs8349]

Zoe D ew

[@astronutelliot730]

I love how everyone is wearing bright, happy colors and then there is Dan.

[@the_emo_666]

Astronut Elliot that’s me cus all I own is black shirts XD

[@smittenbean6266]

Phil: Big D Dan: Really? Me: Dan you're the one who named the baby kangaroo Little D

[@shreya7182]

Lmao that’s what I thought

[@linisnotreal1120]

“The d stands for my penis” -Draco Malloy

[@ejw2354]

Lin Win A man of culture, I see.

[@somethinggamez5028]

Dan: "Phil you're so weird. This is why no one comes back to see us." Also Dan: * recites fondue smut as everyone begs him to stop *

[@danidanji]

It's been 30 minutes and I still haven't unpaused after that subscriber roast I'm TOO SHOOK AND UNCOMFORTABLE TO KEEP WATCHING AHH

[@mysteriousgirl6946]

Daniela Cervantes sAMEEER HELPPPP

[@nataliawalicht9927]

ME TOO

[@emmmerr]

*i would play this game but I have no friends to play it with .*

[@zane2049]

trashthetic relate

[@mollym.4345]

trashthetic same

[@amberbennett2491]

ILL BE YOUR FRIEND ITS COOL

[@zane2049]

bless

[@muddyallium]

You can play it with me

[@vikytorious]

DAN IS ON WATTPAD CONFIRMED

[@gloriamedina2826]

Viky K.Z. now im scared to use the internet cuz i cant trust a single one of people i follow or follow me

[@sophmd8433]

ABORT ABORT! DELETE ALL THE PHANFICTIONS!!....Who am I kidding? He's probably the person who enjoys them the most tbh

[@lorbaborb]

We all know Dan loves reading the hamster fic in his spare time

[@idaprins1462]

He actually has a account

[@zoebenton5921]

He has a public one but i'm sure he also has a private one

[@tnecb1730]

Phil always talk about macrophilia Dan always talks about furries But what about... *_Macrofurria_*

[@Jamie-qz6mo]

Me: *sees game* "Oh cool that would be so fun to play I want it!" Also me: *oh right I don't have friends to play it with* 😭😭😭

[@svccubuspup]

sAME

[@tammywalker77747]

Literally me!

[@XSideSaladSpikeX]

Jamie I’ll play it with you 😿

[@cocoamint7762]

Jamie I'll be that friend plzzzz?

[@anotherrandompersonhere165]

Jamie Don't we all?😮😐

[@elizabethdekunffy6180]

When Phil said Mr. Howell I scrEAMED OUT LOUD “Teach me a lesson” whaT THE FUCK

[@AydenRose04]

Umm

[@alice-eg3gn]

Phil: Dan has a secret wattpad account Me: *Sweats nervously*

[@aeron4800]

UniBobble same

[@ryleashay]

Is it still [dan] that makes you sweat

[@dARTHvADERGirl7]

FUCK

[@takendruid]

did anyone else yell "WHAAAAAT!?" With Dan when Phil said it was him. Dan sounded so offended... and hurt?

[@nadiapoling2917]

When?

[@gengivitis7448]

Nadia Poling 14:48

[@Isimarie]

Phil deserves so much more credit than people give him!

[@karenrodrigues101]

*Lady door and tiny little Phil* 😂😂

[@dexa6623]

Karen Rodrigues Tiny door and Lady Phil.

[@morganelizabeth28]

I was thinking of that too😂😂

[@SingingSuperstar28]

Hmmmmmmm.... that macrophilia

[@_paleo.figs_5881]

A beaver problem? Well ill be damned I'll leave now

[@whovian5478]

Lol

[@Amelkicio]

Look! There’s a door! LEAVE 😂😂

[@rainbowunicornmilkshake]

*dammed

[@maddykelly6906]

No come back

[@skyheartfrommapleclan5699]

Greengiraffes 128 Go home

[@sombralunaart70]

"dan went to go film an internet support group and he hasnt come back in a week" was that an spn reference or just wishful thinking

[@armymelodyloe1308]

wishful thinking

[@MethuselahWinter]

It is now 😁

[@angelacoronado5759]

This was my first thought lmao

[@JimCarreyFan42]

“how do i get as much subscribers as you” shit man

[@bearbear2705]

Dan 1000000% Reads AND writes fan fiction

[@sarahjmusca3861]

I'm gonna celebrate with my tiny little phil

[@sherryleathers9513]

we need dan's wattpad. fan girls unite to find it.

[@brooke.23]

dan: Hey, wanna see whats im ma pocket? IT MEE

[@samanthafortunato7988]

Hannah Williams 😂😂 favorite part tbh

[@wildonion3479]

*mr. howell* END ME