PARTIAL KITCHEN REVEAL SHUFFLEBOARD SHOWDOWN!

[@DanAndPhilGAMES]

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[@Bluebell2214]

You are toot

[@kanieswanson9677]

Toot on me

[@XxRexorcistxX]

Toot

[@frosttjun]

it doesn’t work for me 😭

[@ash6352]

toot toot moose

[@shizu8088]

“I’ve been procrastinating on for a year-“ “so I filled it with tinsel! :D” how does this exchange so perfectly encapsulate their relationship 😂

[@WestVirginia130]

If dan wants to turn his channel into an aquascaping passion channel I am here for that journey

[@ellaelliott4415]

With lofi in the background

[@chloepatrick12]

omg the phitchen

[@biamonster71]

The phouse, the phitchen, the phedroom What else 😂

[@Sonyash26]

​@@biamonster71 the phbondage phbar in the phbedroom

[@cexilady3333]

Kim Kardashian voice: OMG IS THAT A PHITCHEN??

[@kds02]

@@Sonyash26the phops phonly phar

[@daniellafernando7966]

The what 😭😭😭

[@frienderbee]

Love how quickly dan goes from pissy to unbearably smug the moment he gets in the lead

[@welephantsoup]

he’s just like me fr

[@ylissebian]

absolutely loving this slowburn phouse reveal

[@mauratyson9580]

Were this much closer to getting a Roblox phouse recreation with creepy accuracy

[@xXfrankie.steinksXx]

phloorboard

[@Sammit00]

phouse

[@stevetayler9518]

Phoblox

[@gilly_axolotl]

"as we deserve" 😂very true

[@samanthamillie899]

“you’re blue cause you’re wearing that, i’m red cause im not on fire let’s fucking go”😂

[@CandKJewels]

“i’m red cause i’m not on fire” said with the utmost exasperation is killing me

[@nathaliej3768]

So good 🙏🏼

[@Halloqween_13]

He will never escape the old branding

[@abbieyoyo]

such an iconic moment haha

[@camilaperez8385]

when I saw that dan was winning but there was still like 5 more minutes of video I KNEW phil was gonna say all or nothing

[@emdove]

What the f- was he opening his jacket for tho, thought he was trying to coerce Dan into letting him win for a hot sec 😂

[@chloenord280]

@@emdoveI think it was kind of a way of him saying he means business or something lol. Think like when a girl takes her earrings out before a fight 😂

[@wickedburnout6876]

i am *living* for this era of dip and pip

[@sunshinetobes8959]

Delp and Phelp have been serving some absolute looks lately. We tried drag makeup video when.

[@reharm_reality]

Pleaseeee

[@katyhbee]

the way the phouse is set up continues to confuse and amaze me every time we get a lil reveal

[@theletterm8865]

the phouse!! lmao

[@princessblazena]

​@user-kh4ni4ov5vfor sure! 😂

[@alfiethemusician]

considering they designed the floor plan they probs made it confusing by design to bamtowzle the creepy floor plan stalkers™️ as they should

[@alyssadiane7279]

The phrase "all or nothing" being said with extreme intensity in every Dan vs Phil is the ONLY thing in life I can ALWAYS depend on.

[@fooboozoobh]

in-depth mug tour pls

[@Kelly_C]

nah that's too personal. I'd do a bathroom cabinet tour before I'd do a mug tour

[@somethingelse9176]

Also I really want a Christmas ornament tour you know they have so many fun nerdy ones

[@Rita058]

phug tour

[@Bkid123321]

They need fanfiction

[@Kelly_C]

@@Rita058 ☕ this is a phug. ☕ ☕ now there is another one. there are two of them. there are two ____.

[@alaynalinderman]

Dan unironically really suits the headband look 👀

[@kai_winchester_66]

he really does actually

[@ruralmetalhead]

Hello Dop and Phop please tell your editor that I am in love with them and proposing marriage. The editing on this video is god-tier.

[@notsosaucystuff]

I will attend your wedding and bring the cake

[@lurap79]

They edited this one themselves!!!

[@sunfoxz]

last i checked they edit them themselves (i know dan edited the baking video for sure), i don't see an editor credited in the description but if i'm unaware feel free to correct me!

[@riversofgold]

the editor isn't tagged in the caption + from the iconic comic sans captions i would assume that it was edited by dan loll

[@notsosaucystuff]

I'll still bring cake. What flavor do y'all want?

[@just_a_butterfly]

This one feels like the most 'we're just the builders watching Dan and Phil play weird games' and I'm so here for it

[@cerebralhan]

phil’s completely authentic segues and dan’s pain has such severe jenna and julien podcast vibes and i am living for it

[@susie8799]

dnp podcast

[@Stoppitaptap]

Ooh this just made me miss that podcast so much :( but it is very similar!

[@phoebe3575]

oh man i used to live for that podcast, you’re so right!!

[@lunarrachel10]

exactly what I was thinking!! I miss that podcast 😭

[@mikuenjoyerXD]

i feel so understood rn

[@slasps]

the rising chunk of the kitchen counter has fascinated me since october… i cant wait to see what other strange electronic beasts slumber in the phouse

[@bluest_of_berries7212]

Phil's accidental innuendos are bow becoming too frequent to be accidental 😂

[@santeri3900]

like how does one possibly say “you’re allowed to beat each other off” by accident

[@Stephh99]

i'm of the firm belief that they have never been accidental

[@WishGender]

@@Stephh99I think it's that his mouth works faster than his brain and he makes the innuendo intentionally but only realizes what he's said once it leaves his mouth

[@bluest_of_berries7212]

@@Stephh99 you're probably right and that's even funnier

[@jasmint3207]

I think they've always been on purpose. With some accidental ones sprinkled in.

[@alexsmith2728]

“dropping it like it’s warm” phil lister continues to be THE king of comedy

[@justyourlocalrat_]

+

[@arolinger4]

phil saying “piss” all the time is so funny to me

[@reharm_reality]

He decides that he can swear and this is what he does with it smh /j

[@evanwiffill3990]

never thought i'd be watching dan and phil edging together on youtube but here we are

[@ellaelliott4415]

The amount of comments on Twitter about Phil’s Ass had me running to this video

[@tatltails3923]

CACKLING

[@justyourlocalrat_]

+

[@thewinterizzy]

This title for the girlies who were trying to map out the floor plan of the old apartment when in actuality it was two apartments.

[@liolatte]

i love that they still put Dan’s channel up, as if he’s still posting. I guess it’s nice to visit a loved one’s grave every once in a while ❤ edit: this was /lhj please don’t kill me 💀💀

[@moonagedaydream1111]

he'll post again one day ♡

[@accioyoongi]

😭😭

[@teebeejeebee]

@@moonagedaydream1111to promote his next tour

[@syedaaaaaaa]

Flamed his ass for what 😭😭

[@delaney8949]

This is so funny😭😭

[@kanieswanson9677]

"We're big into simple games for dumb people" perfect channel tagline 🙌

[@mynamessofus]

I feel represented

[@Eastcook]

"I'm red because I'm not on fire" little did Dan know, he would indeed be on fire tonight

[@anxiousmusician7656]

“I love to breed-” I shouldn’t be surprised by what gets said during a sponsorship yet here I am

[@thebroadwaybabe4428]

Dan's "thank you for joining us ghaivpshnijcdnopajsi yep" made me actually laugh out loud, incredible

[@Haley0822]

16:40

[@GloomyTanooki]

"And if you're edging-" Followed with Dan's "O-oh, we're not edging..."

[@somethingelse9176]

After those first few throws Phil really snatched defeat from the jaws of victory

[@AV-dh3hr]

Daniel I am BEGGING (PLEADING, even) for an aquarium tour/revitalization, as a fellow aquascaping nerd!

[@celesteknoles]

dan putting on a sweat band every time he stands up

[@mynamessofus]

this made me lol

[@selkiefluff]

Lads, I actually really love minimalistic modern designs most of the time, but the more of your phouse I see the more I agree with Phil wanting to dye everything green LMAO

[@happily.helena]

„less yappin, more slappin“ ~ Don

[@83alphas]

Take a shot for every innuendo Phil makes. You’ll be drunk off your ass within minutes.

[@phi-the-crow]

Shout out to Dan’s “Moral of the story, if you think you are an ugly dead stick, keep watering yourself, and eventually you will blossom” at 16:35. Genuinely made me tear up and was taken off guard after having laughed so hard throughout this video. Thanks Dan and Phil, you gave me a little hope today. - Sincerely Ugly Dead Stick

[@galacticality]

right like that was genuinely a really wonderful impactful analogy :')

[@kayzmavc4596]

My dead heart perked up a little bit when he said that. It's so true, and such a hopeful little analogy.

[@sophiecheah2628]

"you're allowed to beat each other off" hUHHHHHHH

[@ellaelliott4415]

And the tradition of having to make sure no one can hear that I’m watching a Dan and Phil Gaming video is going strong lol

[@dr.coconut]

Phil's himbo levels are dangerously high in this one

[@Shadyladybird]

2:19 really enjoyed how the bin tried to join in at the back the moment you mentioned edging...

[@Jannyl13]

Is that the fucking voice activated bin that prefers an American accent that PJ mentioned? Omg! "Trash can" reveal?

[@TinaOe]

is that the infamous bin that only speaks american english i wonder

[@CucumberpatchAddict]

lmao she knows trash when she hears some

[@neon_shapeshifter]

I'M GLAD I was not the only one who laughed at that!!

[@carat_light]

i guess thats what pj was talking about LMAOO

[@rachel705]

2 minutes in and Phil’s choice of vocabulary literally could not get any worse, really good stuff

[@galactictye]

phil making several innuendos within the first 2 minutes? you know it’s gonna be a good video

[@diamondust2054]

Dan you look actually happy here it’s very good to see

[@makaylamurray7172]

You guys should keep an eye on that plant on the wall. Plants are resilient sometimes and if they want they’ll find any spot to keep growing including holes and gaps in your walls/floors/vents.

[@m00nrac00n]

Osmotic Pressure! They can break through concrete.

[@moonchild9841]

i was thinking about this yesterday! a tree that was in-front of my family's house did this before

[@makaylamurray7172]

@@moonchild9841 it was the first thing I thought of when I saw just how much of that plant was on the wall

[@giannabarbee]

omfg more gaming content than just video games I LOVE THIS ERA

[@carmen-fresa]

the way you always post just in time when im looking for something to watch while having dinner 10/10

[@savannahbarr3728]

i literally made my food and thought "this tastes like a danandphilgames meal" and then they posted, it was the best

[@marmottrash]

yesss

[@hufflepunky948]

as someone who always needs a bit of a wind-down when they get home from sozialising, these upload times please me a lot. this channel has become a safe little corner to hang out in, thanks for the escapism. (edit: also dan always looks like he's being held hostage during these ads and i personally think that is a great marketing strategy)

[@katrinasammons1448]

Phil’s outfit proving he is prepared to break wind at any time love to see it

[@a_platypus]

NOOOO

[@thenerdasaurus3717]

My best friend in middle school was very toxic and introduced me to Dan & Phil - for obvious reasons, I stayed away from the channel back then, but re-discovering you guys post-hiatus and having a chance to enjoy you wonderful twunks has been so great for my mental health. Thank you guys!

[@rachel705]

Without fail everytime I think “man I really just want to watch Dan and Phil rn :/“ they instantly arrive like the Gods of the Harvest come to satiate the citizens. love it here

[@annacook4199]

I seriously love how fitting their D&P beats are for their videos. The music is so good.

[@YA-tt5if]

the kitchen we are funding looks so amazing thanks for the look dads xoxo

[@garbomode29]

u could say they should thank us . one could say that

[@lionman6175]

@@garbomode29thank you… note

[@shilo2100]

i love how instead of a house tour they know they can give us half a room at a time and we’ll be perfectly happy

[@mylifeismylaptop8529]

Dads knew I was having a stressful meeting today and was just thinking that it was time for another Dan vs. Phil and really delivered for me

[@garbomode29]

these men are not your father . i am confident in it .

[@ihateusernames6512]

I think this is one of my favourite videos of theirs, there wasn’t as much of a persona for the camera, it felt like this is how they actually interact with eachother and it was so fun. I laughed so hard throughout the whole video

[@exhibitofmymind]

Can't wait to see the cutlery drawer

[@blipblip6023]

“bamtwozled” “talk to your screen now” I love you Kris the editor I LOVE YOU

[@bimpus.dimpus]

dan so proud of you for keeping such a large plant alive it looks awesome

[@JustForKickss]

These ads are getting more and more hilarious istg 😂😂 I normally skip or don’t pay attention to people’s ads but I’m fully engaged and cackling at the dapg ones, well done lads 👌🏽✨

[@firstpinof-mel]

rip norman he would’ve loved the aquascaping

[@StrawHatKaitlin]

Not y'all edging us with a slow kitchen reveal... This video was so fun!

[@Ellie-bl18]

back in my dan & phil era AND I LOVE IT (i never really left)

[@brooke1257]

Having your own Dan and Phil beats soundtrack to play at different intense gaming moments is honestly iconic

[@clairedobbs2749]

I love the phouse slowburn

[@ghostlyamy]

the voice activated bin behind dan responding to "it's not called edging" at 2:20 💀

[@OliveTh3Emoo]

DAN AND PHIL POST AGAIN 🦅‼️‼️

[@theahoman4423]

The Good Omens vibes when Dan walked away in all black with fire around him were immaculate

[@aimeecroydon]

Broke my wrist falling off the sofa today. Needed this after the hours I spent in urgent care

[@h.c.49]

Aw man that sounds awful. I hope you feel better :)

[@alli8777]

i wanna feel bad for you but how on earth did you manage to do that 😭 sounds like something that would happen to phil

[@aimeecroydon]

@@alli8777 dude I don’t even know 😃

[@nutkja]

The energy in this video is crazy

[@iwishiwasthemoon]

big shoutot to dans aquascaping attempt (i also had a lockdown hyperfixation on embroidery, good ol' times)

[@aspwater]

2:22 why does their voice-activated trash can open when dan says "edging" ????? this house is a nightmare

[@semogecarg]

even after they explained it I'm trying to figure out where in their conversation it heard 🇺🇸 open can 🇺🇸

[@mydigitallog2652]

The energy in this video is wild

[@redlin0110]

phil is always so ready to immediately believe anything Dan says hahaha it’s kinda sweet

[@j.genovese1769]

When Phil unzipped the jacket, I wholeheartedly believed he might have been wearing a t-shirt that said “all or nothing” the entire game just in case 💀❤

[@gentlygolden]

New merch idea?? /jk

[@caitykat33]

Seeing y’all smile and have fun brings me joy 🥹

[@ylissebian]

every day our definition of gaming broadens in new and creative ways. absolutely beautiful keep it up

[@Shadyladybird]

this is genuinely one of my fav new gaming channel videos like... dip and pip doing SPORT? intense plot twists? phil dropping 9000 appalling innuendos?? AND a slow burn interior design reveal????? what more could you ask for honestly

[@cinnamapup6809]

My ex used to have a huge shuffleboard table in his garage I miss playing it with his little sister so this is very healing to me. Thank you boys!!!!

[@mygalpal9630]

This is the all or nothing that I love! The possibility of two points!? Or will it be stollen? Brilliant! I also thought Dan would put the two pucks at the bottom of the bowling pin XD

[@ashdelkins]

heavily needed a video from yall today, thank you so so much

[@CloudAreGlowing]

The biggest joy I got from this video is seeing that Dan and Phil have Moomin mugs. As a Finn with 20+ Moomin mugs, I am filled with glee

[@MoominAlice]

Not a Finn but huge moomin fan! I also noticed this :) I have the green alien one!!

[@vajaalaatuinen]

the first thing i noticed! that one mug is definitely nipsu mug

[@CloudAreGlowing]

@@vajaalaatuinen definitely!! I recognised it too!

[@AlenaLea94]

The effort they put in, the production value, the self awareness, the editing - this is pure gold! Quality content 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@kolonelkhriskrabs534]

there needs to be an innuendo tally to the side for every time Phil says something slightly questionable

[@joop_moonchild]

Can we get an innuendo counter on this video? I lost count after the "whack Dan off" comment because I was laughing 😂 Now I want fruit polos 😮

[@JessicaBiilor]

it's my 30th birthday and i'm watching this while eating breakfast.... life's pretty good y'all

[@soa3986]

love when i'm binging old dnpgames videos and then they post

[@biamonster71]

This video just turned into one of my favorites

[@loganhart1539]

just started, the energy is so good, the multiple camera angles too? slay

[@firepowder]

Honestly I have been a bit of a dead stick, thank you Dan for inspiring me to not give up on myself just bc I haven't made visible progress in a while

[@nataliamaybe]

Ready for the phitchen reveal 😮

[@sketchycat6223]

They really cooked in the phitchen with this one

[@aloomey]

4:55 okay but phil comfortably cussing on the gaming channel? truly the new era

[@eviethehuman9356]

I like all or nothing where the winner can actually benefit haha

[@FanaticalLove]

I will keep watering myself. Thank you Daniel

[@magpiejpeg]

This is it. I'm an adult now. I'm chilling with some pizza by myself and enjoying this video. It gets better.

[@Eastcook]

Never thought we'd see Dan and Phil edging on youtube

[@clcverblooms]

this might be one of my favorite videos ever.. the vibes are immaculate

[@kanieswanson9677]

Alternative name: Dan and Phil Edge Each Other In The Kitchen

[@cloudnine5459]

HEELP 😭😭😭

[@EmThePortoGal]

2:20 - I love that the voice-activated bin pops up to say hi as they talk about edging

[@cerebralhan]

wow these beats in the background are so synthy and wonderful!!

[@jules5933]

they’re just doing whatever at this point and i’m so here for it