danganronpa text posts V

[@movietheatersnacks]

I have a headcannon where Celeste only wants male servants because she doesn't want to get attached to any of them.

[@d3ddll138]

Guys the only thing she'd get attached to is cats, cough cough udg

[@sanariyadilman1114]

She only gets attached to cats then Like grand bois cheri

[@hatsunemageroyal350]

tenko would hate her so so much

[@fireinthehole_727]

*Tenko Chabashira has left the chat*

[@veelvly]

@@hatsunemageroyal350 _No- She would be like : GOOD JOB ! YOU KILLED TWO MALES !_

[@brae7781]

As a woman I can confirm we turn into werewolves every month and have cult sacrifices

[@Mothblossom]

I can confirm

[@hermitcrab2602]

I have no idea where the "women faint at blood" thing came from

[@fukanomiyakaito4062]

It sucks, yet it is true. 😔

[@bucketsareunderrated7258]

They wheren't supposed to know

[@zeno-cc4434]

Can I join on the blood sacrifice thing like I know im a guy but I will even be the blood sacrifice I just want to see some blood

[@lukeskywalker8223]

“Your honor, I did it for the vine”

[@ghostlydude6478]

“Your honor, he committed war crimes in 48 of the 50 states, does ‘I did it for the vine’ allow that to happen? It’s not even safe for work!”

[@MrBasicfan]

DONT FORGET HE STOLE 9875.6312.100- WAIT NO 2000.99 BUCKS FROM THE BANK!!!

[@siilvxrly_]

“ _hmmmm, yes,_ that is an reasonable testimony... i declare that-you are not guilty. *court is adjourned!*

[@shadow-kull_lynx2819]

the likes are more than 200 times than the replies

[@nicholeholbrook4258]

He is pronounced not guilty

[@ariajhon8003]

When Junko Said she was familiar with the 7 deadly sins I thought that the next line was going to be "I committed all of them"

[@spitfireblaziken3663]

Same

[@joeyshadeslayer9792]

I thought she was going to talk about the anime.

[@six-winged-juni]

I dont know shit about danganronpa but me too.

[@lpsidedsmilegirl687]

I tjought it was gonna be "I am them"

[@theothechaoticrat659]

@@lpsidedsmilegirl687 lol same

[@SymbiontUVPlays]

8:08 teruteru having a mental breakdown over rice is the best thing I've ever seen

[@jessicaxi4000]

yes

[@marz6772]

LMFAO YEAH

[@teruteru_simp4364]

Best boi . Change my mind

[@ace_azxure7217]

@@teruteru_simp4364 AGREED

[@Kj-mb8cf]

@@teruteru_simp4364 YES 🤝

[@elsiestuff2834]

Tenko: I LIKE MY COFFEE LIKE I LIKE MY MEN! Tenko: *I don’t*

[@meatkirbo]

Relatable.

[@tacodude2687]

Lol same I hate coffee

[@Gjoob]

I like my tea how I like my men, I’ dont

[@gunsandroses896]

I like my coffee how I like my men. I prefer tea.

[@joshuaguzman6211]

*Chugs Gallon of Raw Tea leaves*

[@brxmstone]

I swear I could *hear* the smile on Aeris' face chanting "PISS WIZARD"

[@Spook4209]

I could hear them laughing on the inside

[@Bruno-tq4hg]

PISS WIZARD

[@milesprower-q9z]

YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT THAT WAS MY LOVE OF MY LIFE

[@ynchan5120]

*PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD*

[@s-p_i-d_e-r]

PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD

[@justyuan0907]

gentle reminder that if this video gets 500 likes, Aeris will do a cover of Everytime we touch in Ibuki's voice

[@noahpaluchniak7237]

Almost there... Edit: WE DID IT WOOHOO!!

[@ohanameansfamily3434]

WE DID IT

[@MangoGacha]

YES YES YES I NEED IT XD

[@KingKeaton777]

Thank you guys, I am so gay for the idea of Aeris singing my Lesbian Song as a character I am so gay for

[@bIuepepper]

It's at 1000, now they have to release it as a single on Spotify as well. /j

[@neonspectrum4692]

Teruteru being Gordon Ramsey for more than 30 seconds.

[@teruteruhanamura34]

Æ

[@Justcatc]

@@teruteruhanamura34 oh no

[@teruteruhanamura34]

@@Justcatc w h a t

[@Justcatc]

@@teruteruhanamura34 don't judge my cooking

[@teruteruhanamura34]

@@Justcatc Okay-

[@ghostene282]

Therapist: Vibrating sayaka doesn't exist, she can't hurt you Vibrating sayaka: 1:25

[@kokichioma1014]

she go S H A K E

[@ghostene282]

@@kokichioma1014 Sayaka go brrrr I guess

[@kokichioma1014]

@@ghostene282 yes

[@ZartiUnderscore_]

@• MissPØker • **insults maki INFRONT of her and kokichi, blaming kokichi for it, and dying by both** My ghost: *worth it*

[@lpsidedsmilegirl687]

B R R R

[@ultimatenoob2494]

8:10 Love how teruteru just goes off like Gordon Ramsay

[@asheditzz]

Ikr XDD

[@Floralaie]

Teruteru Ramsay or Teru Ramsay

[@bbloveseevees8984]

Uncle Roger mixed with Gordon Ramsay *Yep, that's Teruteru*

[@Mr.happy689]

The only reason I want to become a cook is so I can be like him :3

[@abbyg3404]

Gordon Ramsay Hanamura

[@xyz1Official]

Your voice of Teruteru aggressively screaming how to properly cook rice made my day

[@eadanwaters6255]

IBUKI CAN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN EGG AND A BRICK OKAY-

[@somethinginthemirror]

New headcanon-

[@niftyskyblue]

@@somethinginthemirror “Ibuki, what the _hell_ is in this CAKE!?” “Oh, Ibuki thinks you don’t like eggs!! They taste better fried though…”

[@12hoursTheReal]

Aeris casually just dropped SDRA2 into this video and premiere chat freaked out.

[@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779]

"A NEW PLAYER HAS ENTERED THE GAME, AND THEIR NAME IS LINUJ" -me

[@mmmerchant]

@@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 “LINUJ has entered the chat”

[@wylece3521]

@@mmmerchant LINUJ has entered the simulator

[@_justahomosexual_5176]

Yep-

[@yorukokabuya8023]

*LINUJ has entered the game*

[@astrab.5265]

fun fact: there's no fun fact it's only pain and depression

[@revriee]

are you ok

[@lacielily]

*Reality is often depressing*

[@3_ormorecharacters]

💵 here some money for chicken nuggies

[@nuttynutsnutstache]

Fun fact: if you are depressed, just cheer up... is what I would say if I was a fucking idiot, get therapy and some antidepressants. Why? Because you shouldn't die yourself. Fate will kill you instead, and you can look forward to that. No I am kidding get therapy about that too-

[@bucketsareunderrated7258]

Have some choco milk

[@octo7582]

-throws self through window violently-

[@luigivercotti6410]

-Intensely autodefenestrates-

[@abbyg3404]

-piss wizards-

[@jewlshardz]

The fact there was so much Kirumi in here makes me happy

[@kokichioma1014]

mom

[@lacielily]

mom

[@jewlshardz]

tf

[@andrewpappas9311]

Yeah, Kirumi is the best

[@rue.aultimatehope4310]

Same

[@milkshake2331]

6:57 are we still going to ignore the fact that she dropped an egg and still thought it didn't crack at all

[@vichidna]

this premieres at half past midnight for me im going to literally eat timezones brb

[@macha_mocha385]

Was the time zones divine? Delicious? Amazing? Just asking so I can try...

[@vichidna]

@@macha_mocha385 ir tasted like mcdonalds sprite but sour

[@mizukittyakinyama]

SAME ;-;

[@hi-qp5ux]

same

[@kokichioma1014]

nooo i wanted to eat the timezones whyyyyy

[@notaboomertree4141]

"Who's your favorite Danganronpa character?" *"Depressed Goblin Nightmare Man."*

[@abbyg3404]

“Gordon Ramsey Hanamura”

[@oofyalDAMMIT]

Teruteru being *triggered* over food is so accurate. WHEN HE TALKS FAST

[@aoriiyes]

Okay but the way they slowly changed their voice from kaede to Angie at 7:29 was so smooth why is no one talking about that

[@KaitoSGJS]

I screamed when I saw kanade with that post lmaoo the vibes here are immaculate

[@hurricane_kattrina]

canada kanade kaede

[@mmmerchant]

At least there wasn’t any of her demon sprites so i screamed as well, but I’d died if there was

[@Anon.279]

@@hurricane_kattrina let’s play hanging man. Who should we name our hanging man?

[@iainesivelafeonalanting668]

I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing at Teruteru-

[@MelonHere20]

Same XD I lost it at that part

[@ad_of.moonbreak]

He’s talking about Hersha Patel on BBC Food.

[@teruteruhanamura34]

ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ

[@SymbiontUVPlays]

he's having a meltdown over rice and I love it

[@teruteruhanamura34]

@@SymbiontUVPlays I-

[@Maja-bx9tc]

"Cannot reach Cannot reach Cannot reach" That is what peko is actually used for. Either helping fuyuhiko up or getting something for him

[@isokey9035]

4:06 I thought Kaede was going to say: « But you’re my daddy... » in a seductive tone

[@simiroth9461]

Miu would.

[@mewomow7830]

@@simiroth9461 LMFAO YES

[@MountainMemelord]

About that...

[@SobreDunas]

the SDRA2 one caught me so off guard the mere sight of hellspawn Kanade made me nearly fall off my chair

[@jumpman0198]

The Kanade one is so scary oh my god, she is scarier than any character that i have ever seen

[@iloveidiashroud]

“What did firefighters do to you?” Celeste: *well……*

[@misaoayakarox]

SPOILERS They never arrived at her execution

[@cruzgarcia9412]

1:44 why hiyoko actually died

[@Sweetdreamschocolatemilk5847]

Leaked deleted scene

[@JunOa483]

so you have to be a good 2 for your business to make your business more profitable for you to the best of the eye of 👁the to can the give find a the idea day and a are person the 😉in the rest of with are mask only a they they have not used been in a long distance but am

[@Mel-kh2jn]

THOSE HIMIKO AND TOKO IMPRESSION WERE ON POINT

[@noahpaluchniak7237]

4:06 You have no idea how much I squealed when I saw this, I had this image saved because I thought it was cute and funny when I first encountered it. Aeris you have blessed me by dubbing it....and for that I thank you 🙏

[@RaHeheheheheh]

Therapist: Gordon Ramsay TeruTeru can’t hurt you. Gordon Ramsay TeruTeru: 8:33

[@statikilluminex2169]

This is just *sigh* PERFECT And also Aeris as Himiko yelling piss wizard had me dying LMAO

[@bbloveseevees8984]

You can HEAR the smile on her face XD

[@abbyg3404]

PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD

[@CM-Canary]

help why am i crying over someone screaming about rice edit; i saw sdra2 and i am also crying due to that as well

[@MelonHere20]

S a m e XD

[@unknownperson3929]

Teruteru is hilarious at times. Especially the time he cried 'Avril Lavigneeeeee!!!'

[@nil-rev8479]

What inspired your name *I need to know*

[@deadinsideee9313]

As a girl I can confirm the last one is true.

[@DetectiveNyx]

as a not-girl who had theories: *i knew it*

[@nil-rev8479]

As someone who is no longer a girl: **violent flashbacks**

[@lenardacejo7894]

remember everyone. *COOK THE DAMN RICE WITH PI-*

[@Cotteh2]

we stan sdra2 in this household really though, the voices are amazing!! :0

[@aquastartv1895]

We really do.

[@scarletiruma0374]

4:11 This might happen in my Tomodachi life if they marry and decide to have kids-

[@kokichioma1014]

WHICH ONE THE TIMESTAMP IS AT THE END OF ONE OF THE TEXT POSTS AND THE START OF ANOTHER WHICH ONE

[@scarletiruma0374]

@@kokichioma1014 The one that ended

[@kokichioma1014]

@@scarletiruma0374 aight

[@ri____h3nr628]

@@scarletiruma0374 So are you saying they just slept with each other

[@neonspectrum4692]

"they'll be beautiful, we'll call them... ✨r o o m b a s✨."

[@spitfireblaziken3663]

You can hear Aeris cracking up at 4:01

[@Bingus743]

3:19 Thank you Fuyuhiko

[@Bingus743]

@@Thesilliesttheycome Yes the Pekos are a dying species

[@paisleighyt6153]

@Caiden Leonard for every 1 Fuyuhiko in the world, there is 1 Peko

[@bladesgirlfriend.]

A peko in its natural habitat

[@lunatpr5594]

1:26 This part nearly made me burst out laughing in the middle of study hall.

[@cassiefromooo]

BBBBBB

[@scarletiruma0374]

Angry Mikan sounded like Celeste to me-

[@KyrianeCreates]

Yea their Mabey slibings

[@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779]

text post videos are the best things to come out of the tumblr community

[@capybara8337]

ayo time to check the patreon

[@meatkirbo]

8:46 as someone who loves rice with meals, this is actually good advice.

[@aloevera765]

THE HAJIME AND CELESTE ONE-

[@bIuepepper]

You voiced these ALL by yourself?? That's amazing! You're really talented.

[@reddeath5791]

I don’t think I’ll need my meme support system anymore now that this video exists

[@katherinehertel1360]

Honestly, stand up comedy, texts posts and vines with Danganronpa characters was peak comedy and I am so glad it's making a comeback.

[@glassesonly7940]

Spent 15 minutes cackling my head off and I know for a fact that I'm going to remember some of these at random points for the next few weeks. Thank you for that. And there's MORE?? Everyone sounds so in character too, like, how? I'm so impressed.

[@glassesonly7940]

Update this is like the fifth damn time I’ve watched this video and my love for it hasn’t diminished in the slightest

[@floofycupkim1197]

10:08 gonta i agree, i might be bisexual but i wouldn't do unexplainable things to a clone of myself, it's disturbing as all hell

[@Mr.happy689]

I know he isn't evil because I am the evil one... Wait am *I* the clone

[@presidentpeashooter4617]

4:01 this reminds me of puffin forest d&d where they needed to give civilians water so they peed in the bucked and used a purify spell to make it water

[@presidentpeashooter4617]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bonWYoqCfsqlZ6s

[@nil-rev8479]

I'm sorry *what*

[@presidentpeashooter4617]

@@nil-rev8479 Puffin forest is a KZbinr

[@nil-rev8479]

@@presidentpeashooter4617 I'm not concerned of who it was, I'm concerned of what made this happen.

[@presidentpeashooter4617]

@@nil-rev8479 kzbin.info/www/bejne/bonWYoqCfsqlZ6s here’s the link

[@charlartie]

Did I just saw that? Kanade,Setsuka and Nikei from SDRA2? Oh.... my....GOSH! :O

[@ranyagurung3907]

11:17 “She was poetry, but he couldn’t read” That’s actually so wise and really hits hard ngl…

[@nebulamess6875]

chills while eating spaghetti this video comes up on my home page *spits out spaghetti*

[@abbyg3404]

I’m a witch. I mixed some herbs and crystals together, and now my cat knows the f word

[@bugbugtheone2143]

WHEN TERUTERU STARTED RANTING IS WHEN I FUCKING LOST IT LMFAOOOOO edit: He sounds do fucking country in this thing, it makes it even funnier-

[@TheEepyMagi]

Omg the impressions of Toko, Miu, Aoi, Mikan, and Hiyoko are all spot-on. I'm especially impressed by the transition from calm Mikan to crazy Mikan. Kudos to the amazing voice work!

[@kellgoesferal]

love how you just unexpectedly and casually put an SDRA2 text post in there

[@CeceliaIsAWeeb]

Omg the one about what Celes wants for Christmas that’s literally me Imaooooooooo PS: With you end note, I’m real sorry you’ve been depressed. Please don’t force yourself to overwork when you don’t have the energy to and take things easy.

[@captainemsii5356]

8:26 Teruteru screaming “BITCH SHUT UP” was so funny. Idk why. 😂😂😂

[@sylvan_sprites]

I don't know why this made me laugh so hard. Maybe it's because I've been pretty down lately, but this is absolutely hilarious in the best ways.

[@atlasxoxo]

AERIS YOUR IMPRESSIONS ARE SO GOOD- Especially Hiyoko and Mikan-

[@raimundomisenecalvo1610]

Therapist: tsumiki pukicho doesnt exist, she cant hurt you Tsumiki pukicho: 1:41

[@lycanrocmare2341]

8:00 I laughed the hardest at this one lol

[@ri____h3nr628]

Where tf did you find that trans flag I wanna use it for support!

[@CharitysSquad]

"I see now why my parents didn't let me do this"

[@Pixelat1on]

DANGIT I MISSED THE PREMIERE SINCE I WASNT HOME- THIS IS GOLD THO

[@ochakouraraka1252]

I thought himiko said ,” do you ever seesaw that changed your life?” Than Tenko popped up and my mind instantly went to autopilot

[@egg_2705]

OKAY BUT I COOK MY RICE JUST LIKE TERUTERU, AND WHEN I SEE PEOPLE SHOVING THEIR FINGERS INTO RICE COOKERS, OHOOOOOOOOOOO

[@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754]

5:23 if this is a reference to the kokichi piss fic I’m going to do a backflip onto the ground

[@niiknook]

another video by aeris, another 10 years added to my lifespan

[@aridreams5181]

Shuichi : i'm making myself the patron saint of bysexuality Eret : hold my tea please

[@ri____h3nr628]

Who tf- I don't wanna be rude...

[@JoelTheParrot]

7:46 Welp, looks like I have no choice but to ship Gundham with Mikan.

[@larimari87]

Yas

[@nikhilkapoor428]

Okay, you can’t just bust out Box 15 and not expect me to badly moonwalk in place.

[@stephanpokua7218]

I am so shocked you voiced all the characters because it sounds so good!

[@teamili7957]

It's been a while since we got one of these, but I already know it will be great

[@superautogamingfan]

13:11 WHY SHE IN THE MEN BATHROOM

[@Saipongies]

14:20 it took me way too long to figure out she was talking about periods

[@Waraba_]

1:36 Cut footage right before Hiyoko’s murder

[@wornouthoodie]

nagito:"reblog if you're gay, shy, or a fucking idiot" mikan:"i agree" as a major mikan kinnie, i had the exact same response and can confirm how accurate this is

[@ChartreusePearl140]

2:33 DID YOU KNOW A SPIDER CAN HOLD 8 GUNS AT ONCE WHILE USING IT'S WEB FROM THE CEILING?

[@lacielily]

I really am a headache that keeps on coming back

[@milliefreg]

i love you

[@lacielily]

@@milliefreg I love you too bestie

[@bluelemonadepoppoppop933]

I’m glad I can watch the premiere for one of these videos for the first time!

[@deathsluvr]

The fact that Kirumi was in there so many times made my heart happy

[@theonethatgoesbythenameofmono]

The actor: "She was poetry, but he couldn't read." The class clown: "His name was Jarred, he's 19!" The nerd: "When his parents built a strange machine." The choir kid: "Watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen." Me: *"AYYYYYYY MACARENA!"*

[@abbyg3404]

The teacher: HORRIBLE JOB, EVERYONE!

[@scorch7635]

When I was watching a video about kid nation, youtube accidentally put the comment section from this video under it... it took me several minutes to realize what happened.

[@DetectiveNyx]

ah good to know that's a youtube-wide glitch and not just my fuckload of extensions to make the website usable

[@anthonylikesemos]

14:29 SO THIS IS WHAT KAEDE DID WITH RANTARO?? YOU GUYS GET TO SACRIFICE PEOPLE AND BE WEREWOLVES?!? *THAT'S NOT FAIR I WANNA DO THAT!!!*

[@DetectiveNyx]

_And thus began the story of Kokichi Ouma's Gender Transition_

[@anthonylikesemos]

@@DetectiveNyx I'm gonna fit right in 😍

[@lizbarr724]

The himiko voice is INCREDIBLY accurate wow

[@VenomApollyon]

Can confirm Shiuchi is bisexual and might be the king of the us

[@RandomStuff-xx8ls]

11:33 The person who made this post- their username is splatoon-related and I think that's just perfect

[@lukevolts9005]

I remember someone once told me that I sound like Korekiyo. That was probably 2 years ago. I still haven't recovered.

[@nobodynexus]

I was NOT expecting SDRA2 content in this but I am NOT disappointed

[@scarletiruma0374]

5:41 Imma have to refute you myself. We are a scorpio.

[@crilledgheese4584]

Kirumi crying makes me fall into more despair than the despair the (spoilers) suffered during the (spoilers)

[@radiozap2717]

HELP THE NOISE SAYAKA MADE AT 1:25 HAD ME HOWLING LIKE A SHOT WOLF

[@ReiiBerry]

1:31 I feel like i should be concerned- like- bro just described the demon under my bed-

[@coughedfeathers1292]

I love all the himiko ones yo Also seeing another one of these made me v happy

[@spudbait8125]

i don't know how to explain your korekiyo voice besides that one dude on the wildlife channel explaining what the animals do