I Earned Millions KOing Idiots

[@GFCOLCQuote]

Every time he gets the key I physically feel pain. As I wrote this, I passed by 3:22 and the amount of relief that washed over my body literally felt like a spiritual clensing.

[@channonnicole8229]

It hurt until i saw this and i felt so much bettetr.

[@loki362]

Same

[@KainYusanagi]

Now he just needs to understand how much money he's getting and that the bottom number is his total funds...

[@fellowmicrowave2448]

Agreed

[@TheSpaceKnights]

I completed this game..... that’s right, all the receipes, all the upgrades, I 100% this game. This is painful at times to watch

[@l_spagal7649]

IIRC: If you use your ground-pound when your character is approaching the ground (and there's no gummy bears) you can maintain your momentum in order to lose less speed

[@greeneyes-_-]

Yess, I got slightly sad everything time he didn't.

[@KainYusanagi]

@@greeneyes-_- TBF he usually didn't have extra juice to slam with, and taking some ground hits is better than taking a cop hit.

[@enterusernamehere35]

Dude... Are you blind? Most of the time he has plenty of rocket power

[@huang111]

@@KainYusanagi they are about just as bad and also he often only uses rockets for special gummy bears mean at the end when there are no special gummy bears he usually has some left but he doesn’t use them

[@blurr336]

What's the name of this game? I wanna play it

[@cinnamonjam9173]

Hey DF, your money does retain through runs. The money you made is shown at the top, the money that you made after the multiplier is in the middle, and the total money you have is shown at the bottom. For example, 16:29 is not a total of 2.4 mil from your run, it is 1 mil x 1.5 bonus for a total of 1.6 mil. The 1.6 mil is then added to the total from the earlier round where you didn't spend all your money, which was 800k, so you only earned 1.6 mil, not 2.4 mil.

[@kpp28]

Yes, that is how currency works.

[@Menma_Furikake]

@@kpp28 nobody asked for you

[@zacfoskey592]

That bugged me the whole time lol

[@lakenspradlin7764]

Bugged me to but I wasn’t saying nothing

[@milkmandan9937]

I hope he sees this

[@mentallydead672]

Literally DF is the only KZbin to stay consistent, I watched a video of his that be posted like 2 year ago, yesterday and I couldn’t even tell the difference it was insane

[@luisnates2668]

I love how calm his voice is vs how crazy fast his gameplays go

[@zachariasrutherford61]

Everyone have a nice day😊

[@peretrex4881]

moistcritikal but family friendly

[@zachariasrutherford61]

Yay

[@rahsan8139]

Besides that I’ve been watching DF forever and watching him play is getting more rage inducing everyday 😂 he chooses the worst options every time

[@HybridGG]

Agreed

[@justsomeguy8107]

It physically hurts me how much he was missing, until I saw that he finally started to pick things up later on

[@freddysimon7617]

@DangerouslyFunny Please start using your slams more, you can use them to hit the ground without loosing speed, you should be using them off cooldown, you hardly use them at all

[@musateksoy1156]

@@freddysimon7617 I fucking hate it when he isn't using them at all. And thats why i disliked the video.Just FUCKING USE IT FUCKING USE ITT

[@goatstrid]

@@musateksoy1156 chill, it’s a game

[@musateksoy1156]

@@goatstrid I know but it is so damn frustrating

[@musateksoy1156]

@@goatstrid I love df but it doesnt change the fact that i didnt like the way he played this.

[@maxthompson3739]

The game is called “burrito bison” for those of you wondering

[@secret1404]

what can you get it on?

[@thatmaddendude824]

@@secret1404 any mobile device or steam

[@tylerramsey4176]

@@thatmaddendude824 I can't find it on Steam. Am I missing something?

[@secret1404]

@@thatmaddendude824 I cant find it on steam is it a different name on steam or something?

[@chrism7067]

@@secret1404 if you google it you will find that its on mobile or hosted on websites. it is not a steam game

[@darkagefalcon]

The fact he constantly screws up the key in the chest kept making me mad. I’m glad he finally figured it out

[@deanrisk2828]

*Buys Cake Eater* "I think this will help break down those doors," If there is a cake eater, there is a cookie eater, and it is right next to it.

[@baconmadecanadian8285]

This has stressed me out since the first video of this BRUH

[@KainYusanagi]

TBF the cake is part of the walls too. Cookie is just the outer hard layer.

[@thememelord6510]

cake eater will help him break through the door, just not the outer layer

[@hat.2106]

Killing gummy bears while remembering your childhood -The game

[@peerlessscout9226]

When I was a kid, I play this game on Web Game, pretty addictive

[@Spidershroom]

well yes, but actualy no

[@justgamingid8914]

@@peerlessscout9226 same

[@christers473]

I cant remember the name of the game tho:(

[@Swizzilius]

qq

[@anthonyz6913]

DF tows the fine line between always being in a rush, and burning all his time in free to play games.

[@L8Rprod]

I love how he talks calmly as he controls a muscular beast and destroys gummy bears

[@baconmadecanadian8285]

Anyone notice he is starting to giggle and laugh more lately or is it just me 😂

[@EchoBuildsThings]

Yeah, he seems happy

[@osuuohi8204]

Got sum good ass weed

[@mistcellaneous]

can we just appreciate how he makes content for us everyday

[@Braiden]

no

[@mistcellaneous]

@@Braiden ight mate

[@luisgomez2135]

I can

[@zachariasrutherford61]

Hope everyone day is good 😊

[@zachariasrutherford61]

@@mistcellaneous it’s fine if he doesn’t because I do and you do and that’s more than enough to make me happy so I hope everyone else does

[@dragonkewi]

The amount of progress DF makes in such a short amount of time is truly terrifying

[@austinbutcher8106]

Well he dose have time on his hands

[@irfanhamzah8731]

Maybe he just edit an hour of videos into this video

[@ChristianDancerEJM]

Everyone: Yay! This is a fun relatable game that EVERYONE has played! DF: How can I destroy everyone's expectation?

[@zachariasrutherford61]

Have nice day😊

[@Lowchew]

he cuts the video a lot

[@lobsterwithbutter9730]

Hope everyone had a good day.

[@jacksonunflat5732]

Thank you

[@kitian7270]

I did a homework that took over 6 hours long, thanks for your good wishes man

[@XamposGR]

@6:20 DF : I hit this wall at Mach 10 and didn't even damage it. I like how casual you say it,like it's an everyday occurance or something.🤣🤣🤣

[@SilentRaven77]

The “Total” is not the amount of money you made after applying the multipliers. It’s simply the total amount of money _you have_ . So that’s including the money you saved from previous runs. Yes, you do keep your money in between runs.

[@transcendantviewer]

Back when this was on Newgrounds, I went solely for height, and focused on getting higher, because there was less bad stuff to run into. This was years back, in fact, I think almost 10 years ago, now.

[@carpet3827]

me: tired and grumpy youtube: DF has made a new video! me: happy

[@lowkey_Ioki]

I think that DF, for all his infinite patience and determination, is just allergic to reading.

[@FyiYT773]

Few things, from a person with well over a day of gameplay in this game: 1. Upgrading your bears makes them give more money payouts. It's best to upgrade them alongside your launchador upgrades for maximum money making potential. 2. Getting as high as possible is usually pretty good, getting into the clouds does something neat. 3. There's an buyable upgrade that gives you 4x profits permanantly. For someone like DF, I figured that would be pretty nice. 4. The "total" money isn't how much you've made in a run, it's how much you have overall.

[@mangleovania2873]

Some tips I can't not recommend for each character Burrito Bison - If he gets enough height, he triggers his ability, which is to body slam into the ground in the exact same way as a rocket slam. You'll know when he does this because air starts to curve around his body on the way down. It's useful because then you don't have to worry about what's on the the ground as you hit it because it'll just be like a normal rocket slam. Pineapple Spank - She's really good for staying in the air if you can keep grappling onto the bears that give you a free rocket slam if you hit them. Also good for grappling onto random mounts/items on the ground when you can't see them since her rocket slams target those the most. The Bird Whose Name I Can't Remember - He's really good for staying up in the balloons at the very top of the sky. If you're lucky you might even be able to reach the clouds. I won't spoil what happens if you do.

[@deljackson4006]

So zen. So relaxing. So chaotic. Truly the perfect cocktail for people with adhd

[@_aceofspades]

Was... was that the Markiplier “poof” sound effect at 0:44??? I’m smiling so hard that was unexpected and made me so happy haha

[@robinsong1179]

It was indeed

[@devonrubia3842]

I anticipate these videos like the guy from Spongebob anticipates chocolate

[@ThorsShadow]

"Hello sir, can I interest you in some DF videos?" "Did you just say....DF videos?.... DF VIDEOS! DF VIDEOS!" Like that?

[@TheGoopyPanda2278]

D D DF VIDEOS give them to me now or you’ll disappear

[@Darkaos_5]

A little tip for the great DF, the launchador Pineaple-spank (the green one) has a special feature, her body slam gives priority to special gummies, like the robbear or even captain Jel. E. Roger, so to keep your speed as high as possible, just use her body slam whenever you are close enough vertically to them and she will strike them first not the common gummies, they just have to be bellow you.

[@bhargavb4857]

6 minutes in KZbin and it’s already a banger

[@staticwitt9076]

14:36 the Sudden Crunch and then his calm voice it's just so funny

[@Lyrakrosis]

ngl....the sudden crunch made my neck hurt a bit xD

[@hemmydall]

Weird to see all these old flash games turn back up years later with loads of extra content.

[@bigdealproductions1707]

A piece of advice from someone who played the game through: the two best upgrades in the game are Luck and Speedometer. You lose speed a lot faster when going over your speedometer max. Pickpocketing and Door Destroyer are also important, but a little less so. Hope this helps, and that you come back for more gummy bear genocide! 👍

[@gabeguitar3511]

lil tip for anyone just now seeing this and decides to play it, if you manage to get wormagedon right before hitting the wall, you can practically dig underneath the wall the whole time while constantly gaining speed and coming out of the ground on the other side of the wall

[@bookou1081]

hey df, i havent been doing very good lately but your videos have really been helping me

[@killerlpacman_1852]

Get better man. There's always a positive outcome if you put in the effort for it!

[@Oxygen1004]

Finally, the best part of the night!

[@QuoteQuickQuack]

Wtf Why is that the truest thing I’ve ever read in a comment

[@bhargavb4857]

I know right 😁

[@bhargavb4857]

Lol I’m secretly watching

[@solicius_6459]

some tips: if you wanna get crits wait for the animations, like Harry scraming thru his speaker, Bunnys air flex, etc. the cake eater upgrade is low priority don't be afraid to use the body slams Pineapple Spank's hook gives priority to special gummies, use it when you see one always hold El Pollo's chicken flight when you use it if you reach the sky there is a surprise

[@hellothere9167]

DF slowly losing his reluctancy to use their dives is one of the best redemption arcs

[@localcentral2710]

Gotta say, this new routine of watching a df vid before bed is bliss

[@g80gzt]

Two steps, Six words DF: I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing Only now notices a speedometer Only now processes the Key mechanics Still doesn't process money gained and money total being separate

[@gindtsquia1906]

If you go through the ceiling with the bird character (by using the boosts effectively), you get all your boosts back and a huge speed increase to boot. It’s an excellent strategy for the chicken guy

[@bocajical8624]

DF, if you get into the clouds at the top you become a giant cotten candy ball which helps your speed and money a bunch. Also, buy speedometer upgrades!!!

[@oceanic6861]

how every gummy work: piceous pilot: smash when you get close to the ground to bounce yourself up. jell. e. boom: just do it donkey kong style and time the clicks to get to the golden barrel gumdalf: play flappy bird with his key to hit the chest. if you can do that a few times, he'll reward you! dr. wormageddon: hold down to go down, and up to go up. stay on the path, and try to get these guys right before a wall. if you intentionally miss the diamond, you stay in there for longer. he actually goes under walls with the worm. Hunny potter: just take the time to stretch, nothing happens that requires input besides staring in total awe. coordinator's revenge: he throws stuff at you, so you just have to time it so you black right before it hits you. all boss animations (you can crit them with this) bow tie blasts into his siren. bernerds laughs at you. beaster flexes in the air. he's the third hardest I think. villania ice cackles right before teleporting. this is the second hardest because missing the crit pretty much guarantees a total miss. plus all the spots are random, so wait a bit for him to teleport into a good angle. 2: o clock I find is the best. ??? he's back... again he lowers his shield to taunt you, and if I'm correct he can also taze you if you don't handle it right. though he's like bernerds, where it's pretty much impossible to totally miss. ??? good luck hitting him, but he always gets crit if you can hit him. he's like a more difficult villana so, yeah! other stuff: pineapple spanks hook prioritizes special gummies if they're close enought. bison's ability is he makes his own rocket slams if he's high up enough. he forms a white shield, sorta. ell Pollo is garbage. f**k him.

[@aidenglapski7752]

yt: so what kind of content would you like to upload? DF: not mass genocide that would be weird

[@quioder3195]

DF, when you hit the ground you actually lose flying speed, so by click the screen to smash the ground, you avoid that and keep going full speed also, smashing cops doesn't make you insanely lose speed

[@TheSpaceKnights]

The chicken man, if you hold down the click, he launches himself into the air. That’s his gimmick, it’s very easy with him to reach max height and if you reach max height, you will slam down into the ground at Mach 10 and kill everything on screen

[@space8608]

WE DID IT DF GOT ON TRENDING YEAH THO ITS #50 WHO CARES LETS GO FR SUPPORT

[@michaeljacksooon368]

This is the most exotic game ever

[@zachariasrutherford61]

Just saying have a nice day

[@mbanana23456]

Fun fact, D.F. is on many watchlists, and that's because he's entertaining.... And a potential threat to national security.

[@Bentoer]

Here's a pro tip: I just noticed that the Prickly Pear throws a money bag in the air the moment you steal their balloon ride.

[@comatosse]

I feel like every video is just DF making millions by yeeting something or other. An i like it.

[@antagonist9000]

Hold the slam for the flying guy, and try to make it to the clouds. Its a real treat

[@dangelolaw5143]

DF your body slams count as bombs when in the cake wall! Theres a lot more to really unlock too man so i look forward to the content lol

[@areaperfalchion9062]

Heya DF, just as something in the game, if I remember correctly you get a giant boost if you go above the sky. It's hard at first but once you get it a few times it becomes easier

[@fluffyboi2662]

You play games the way I did when I was younger and I love it

[@KaleidoX2]

Hey DF, here's a hint, use your rocket slam if you are about to hit the ground, that way you don't lose any speed when hitting the ground :D

[@drahprub7750]

DF, i recommend you to use your body slam to hit every wannabear you meet, as they also give a boost as you hit them and get the slams you spent right back

[@kerekigabriela-catalina8193]

Tip for DF: If you go high enough you get a Ton of speed and something else :)

[@Ch1l1C0nCarnag3]

DF not using a slam if he's going to touch the floor to save his speed hurts me immensly.

[@KinekaiNHFan]

you can use the wormhole to pass underneath the cake. you have to keep pressing the rocket slam with el pollo so that hw can fly THEN slam. you can make him fly atop the skies for a magnificent speed boost and if timed correctly, can smash the cake and the walls too. if you see the small rocket gummie bears, don't worry about wasting your rockets on them; they are there specificaly to either replenish of lift you up.

[@kikolektrique1737]

its weird how games like this is entertaining content

[@dannielmccorvey3877]

I like how DF makes it further in the game in a few hours than I have in a whole year

[@Marshall_Francies]

Games like Burrito Bison and Learn to Fly take me back to my childhood. Back when I couldnt afford games and just played on Kongregate. Amorphous + and the Epic Battle Fantasy series were probably what I played the most.

[@L8Rprod]

Me: about to go to bed because I have a end of the year test tommorow DF: I launched people into orbit for money Me: the sleep can wait

[@wolfytopia.9317]

Good luck tomorrow dude

[@ollieboymun]

the cactus of the prickly pair actually drops a bag of money when you're chasing him and also honey potter is KING of powerups

[@kirbo3986]

10:58 "Uh idk what im doing" Me: bruh you just read the instructions

[@SimplyAnExistence]

Aright... DF... You can use your rocket boosts (or body slams as you seem to call them) inside the cake area to launch yourself a bit further. Also, money does persists through the rounds. You don’t lose any money just because you didn’t spend it immediately.

[@Twinklethefox9022]

I just finished the first video and was wondering " I wonder when he'll make another one" perfect timing. Now hopefully I'll learn if there's a true end to this game or not

[@kennethshaw2619]

There is a "finish line" technically, but that is only the beginning. Things get very wild and very crazy in this game, but it never truly ends. I've been playing it for years. It is absolutely the best mobile game ever made.

[@Twinklethefox9022]

@@kennethshaw2619 so it's like an endless runner? Is that the term for this kind of game?

[@kennethshaw2619]

@@Twinklethefox9022 I'd say so, yes. But unlike most mobile games, it doesn't grind to a halt and force you to pay. The progression just feels good the whole time.

[@poxy1511]

1:00 nice number DF

[@tristwasdead]

Dear Df,you do keep your money from the previous run,you get two numbers at the end of the run how much you earned from it and your total money.hope this helps for next time!

[@largedonkeygoat]

idk how someone can play a game like this so inefficiently

[@RinSyuveil]

I love how CaptainSauce HATED Chicken boy but from the thumbnail it looks like you love him

[@Mostlyharmless1985]

He’s a very POLLOrizing character.

[@cloudy1305]

“I wanted millions launching people into orbit” Elon: He copying my whole flow word for word bar for bar

[@jonsirockman]

gonna love it when he hits that first frying pan

[@dairyqueenflashmob]

it hurts my soul when he doesn't use the rocket slam to hit powerups/not get caught by traps/not get slowed down by the ground, especially with pineapple spank

[@chadlaodicean6407]

Earning millions off of human sacrifice? Classic DF😅

[@roshaidam1515]

Imagine being in that universe with the news headline being "wrestling rampage through downtown Gummitown, millions of civilians killed during the terrorist attacks by the Dangerously Funny"

[@paulog73]

To control woemageddon you "touch" to make him go lower. The more gummies you eat, the more bonus money and speed you get. Hitting the gem gives a big bonus. Additional hint: when a power hits the wall it explodes, so you get a bonus speed to compensate for not getting the full bonus

[@paulog73]

Money stays in-between runs, you're just bad at making money

[@RaynmanPlays]

DF earning almost enough money to pay all the alimony he owes to his many ex-wives and ex-husbands.

[@rayondosky7765]

1:20 jojo fans when they see this: IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE!!!!111!11!1!1!!

[@N00b369]

Hey DF, you might wanna use your rocket slams when you hit the ground, because when you rocket slam you don’t lose any speed on anything (except police, I think they slow you down less though)

[@sirsquidpotato3027]

Hey since you listened to my tip last video about the critical hits, here’s another one. Eventually, your progress will slow down… a lot. And because it’s a mobile game, you can spend money to make it not progress slowly. You don’t have to, but it might save several hours in the future, just something to think about.

[@Kafka-Youtube]

Nothing new in the mobile landscape

[@mr_incognito_burrito403]

1:02 DF got 4269 metres new record, I reapeat 42 69, this is just evidence that DF is the god of breaking games.

[@marcosfogg]

Tip: if you get enough speed and bounce high enough you get to travel through the clouds and get far superior speed when you come down.

[@Tonkatrails24]

Your voice is so calming and soothing. It just sounds sooooo good

[@ZomGKiwi]

I cant believe this game is already 5 yrs old. I use to play it all the time when it first came out

[@toastyiscoo1-55]

Alternative Title: Wrestler Destroys All Earth

[@watchfulwanderer6443]

hey, there's a game called headcrab invasion, which is like this, but with a headcrab committing murder instead of a minotaur. it's very fun.

[@theyellincuban335]

If you get lucky with work bear you can actually ride the worm under the giant wall and skip and entire wall I did it before and it saved me so much speed, luv the vids man keep them up

[@vicarrighi]

DF saying he earns the total gold instead of the run's gold is bugging me

[@cryochus4074]

DF, whenever you get the flying golden key you need to hit the flying wizard with it to get money. Also, using the slam whenever you’re about to hit the ground helps you conserve speed.

[@maskedshadow5365]

Best person to listen to after an annoying day of school,,

[@Jimmeh_16]

“We’re being very bouncy” DF, 2021

[@nickbumblebee7747]

The prickly pair drops his wallet above you, use your slams if you're ful and or about to touch the floor, you retain your money through runs, that's all I remember for you that I remember from this

[@ungratefulbeach1269]

DF makes content every day and that is insane he has done great at his jib

[@jutjut9474]

The Insurance company: so you broke all your bones, you have shrapnel in you, severe internal bleeding, lacerations, spinal damage and inhuman levels of masochism from a candy wrestling match right? DF: YES

[@jutjut9474]

Also DF: Masscres tens of thousands of sentient gummy prople

[@Poinkers]

I wish I was dangerously funny because he just plays video games all day edits the footage then posts it to youtube

[@johnathonmorris8912]

Hey DF with the puncheous pilot if you punch off the big balloons in the air it will propell you off those as well to give you more height instead of waiting for it to go all the way down to the ground again

[@edimandua25869]

If you reach the top of the map with gummy clouds than you get an AMAZING speed boost!

[@dragokittenpaws3827]

Love this stuff, keep it up DF!!!!

[@creeper4481]

YO BURITO BISON, I freaking loved this game back when I was a kid back in the day😍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@lamakingtv8912]

Thanks to you im now addicted to this game. I have 12 hours of playtime in the 4 days I had it installed

[@tqfu7043]

what did you install it on?

[@lamakingtv8912]

@@tqfu7043 my phone