Forcing Him To Make The Worst Choices in Imagine Lifetimes

[@yurinals]

im so proud of DF he went from only destroying lives in stardew valley to slowly destroying the lives of Every Character In Every Game Ever

[@cosmox1x]

y e s, i n d e e d

[@jotob6209]

you start destroying your neighbors, then you destroy your village and then you go all the way until your destroying virtual lifes

[@eridasdaj]

holy shit I haven't watched DF in around 2 years and before seeing your comment I never realized that this random video KZbin recommended to me was actually one of my favourite Stardew Valley youtubers a few years ago.

[@cowboydog5579]

I miss Stardew Vally

[@vanessaaguilar4025]

Reminds me of Josh

[@armandoatanda2834]

DF: “We can pursue a life in music! That’s plenty miserable.” Me: A music major

[@T3l3visionT0day]

In one of the last vid's he thought artist meant miserable? meanwhile hes sitting in an office editing video's and i'm thinking i would kill myself if i was stuck with that life...

[@retro1071]

No wonder you are watching KZbin... You majored in music

[@amonGustavo07]

@@T3l3visionT0day lmaoo you wish you could do that over having difficulty finding a job with “art”

[@T3l3visionT0day]

@@amonGustavo07 I make $200+/hour doing tattoo's LMFAO - im not even near the top of my career yet either....

[@Nevir202]

@@T3l3visionT0day And DF is making at a minimum $2,500 a day playing games. No telling if he even does his own editing, and it only goes up every day as his subs increase.

[@3headnaga]

DF: "Track is just straight exercise, it's torture" Me, a track athlete: Well, yes, but actually yes.

[@puppyangie2341]

Do you run distance?

[@alexradion4210]

Swim isnt any better. You dont actually play with the water

[@Sinnohy]

@@alexradion4210 Yesn't!

[@quinboi3461]

Track gang 😪✊

[@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA]

@@puppyangie2341 Just run _r u n_

[@billstrozberg3932]

OMFG!!! The "backing the baby up" ending is an easter egg for Stanley Parable!! The yellow line is what you need to follow on it after repitedly doing what the narrator doesn't want you to do hahahaha.

[@plumintwins7818]

Ohhhhhhhhhh that's what it was?! :0 I played the Stanley Parable game but I never got that reference!

[@alletz8151]

DF should play the stanley parable too , i think his trys would be pretty funny.

[@shadespark1321]

From stardew valley to here how far you’ve come

[@goldqnp3tals302]

I want him to play again 😔✋

[@monofficial1]

we all

[@Bob2854]

More subs more suffering

[@Elyzeon.]

He played this already

[@notchs0son]

Well to be fair you can’t effectively ruin bunch of lives in stardew

[@Jornker]

You should try AI dungeon, its a choose your own adventure but you can litterally type out what you wanna do, and the AI lets you do it

[@jcdenthead8097]

"Kill the infant."

[@davidbass6780]

Even commit incest and other nsfw acts. Though the story it generates is usually pretty bland and confusing.

[@jewbearidk]

imma put this here to remember that ai dungeon is a thing lol

[@PitersChannel]

I once saw a guy there, who stabbed everything. He even stabbed death and the ending

[@Randoman1723]

you do not want to give him that kind of power

[@TheGodlyPineapple]

"Ohhh do we get the washing machine pregnant? -DF A quote that absolutely shouldn't exist but still does.

[@mr.lukewarm1113]

Ya know that its gonna be bad when the first words are: "Imagine a game where you can ruin peoples lives."

[@SoggyCoffeeAddict]

I thought that was the sign of great potential? 🙃

[@Volt64bolt]

“Imagine a game where you get to make choices that can ruin people’s lives”

[@drbuilderbro4993]

I think the random yellow paint was a stanly parable reference I believe.

[@thunder98027]

Can you explain it pls?

[@FoxTrot63]

The name of that ending is called the secret parable

[@Zephricfox]

The part in Stanley parable where you follow the line is what it refers to I believe

[@ayakayuro8423]

@@thunder98027 The Stanley Parable is a game all about choices and when you disobey the narrator enough (like in this case) he employs the help of the "Adventure Line" (a yellow line that you have to follow and that at some point just goes bonkers). Pretty sure that's what this ending alludes to.

[@diadantist]

Ah yes, the Stanley Parable® Adventure Line™

[@Sora383]

Just finished the greystillplays video of him trying to destroy lives. Time to see who the more evil one is DF or Grey.

[@chickenbokernot2598]

DF is generally more evil, Gray is just a horrible person

[@nazthelizard122]

Same lol

[@impointless5855]

Gray is just more satanic

[@glex2.088]

I feel like DF is more chaotic evil while grey is more ordered evil

[@gapetheapegod7976]

@@chickenbokernot2598 are you sure? I think he is kinda morally gray

[@artchic528]

KZbin: This is a child friendly site! DF: *Makes a toddler drink laundry detergent, chucks it into a washing mashing, turns on washing mashing and walks away.* I used a child, does that count as child friendly?

[@migle202]

Im sorry but the way u wrote washing machine made laugh myself to tears lmao

[@artchic528]

@@migle202Autocorrect strikes again! I’ll leave it because it’s so hilarious!

[@liahmmessinger3753]

THE HAPPINESS IN HIS VOICE WHEN HE ASKED IF HE IS GOING IN THE WASHING MACHINE IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING

[@helplessnarwhal3722]

He sounded so excited!

[@aidenvandijk4223]

DF: chooses intellectual date Also DF: "She chose an intellectual date, who does she think she is"

[@sleepingsanstheartist9741]

I feel like Graystillplays and DF should be friends. Also this man's voice tho... it soothes the mind. Until he starts to force a human child to suffer

[@morticiamourning9990]

They're already brothers

[@Azafallen]

@@morticiamourning9990 wait,really?

[@Patrick_Cody02]

and with ImCade as well

[@AndGoatz04]

I like how Gray and DF got stuck on clicking the addiction in the Job screen, due to their sheer dedication and will

[@drwood728]

Toddler crawling backwards back in was the best

[@dorianrecord8200]

him not knowing swiping left or right meant on the dating portion was so wholesome

[@levar6618]

KZbin: nooo, i want child content DF: Haha, toddler go brrr

[@notchs0son]

I think that is a accurate description of this human

[@WebContractor7407]

no its haha toddler go sippp

[@MrChazz10]

05:31 " which one of these sports is the most musical? Tennis because you have to grunt" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@silversugar2140]

Bitlife next? Just an endless wealth of content potential there! I second a comment that said AI Dungeon as well! Oooh! And Path of Adventure! Please, haha.

[@etjam9074]

"Imagine a game where you get to make choices that ruin people's lives" So... Parenting?

[@picrigg1913]

Yes

[@cosmox1x]

Pretty much

[@lordarthur2165]

Oof...

[@inclusiveideology7105]

I feel like these titles are going to put you on some sort of government watch list.

[@CarJul666]

"Questionable crawling decisions" sounds completely normal coming from DF.

[@TheCore28]

As a music major in college, that was probably the most accurate simulation of life after being a music major in college I've ever seen.

[@peterspenard8175]

6:05 "Wow, that was easy! The world is at your feet .. thanks to your degree in music and crippling smoking habit! Nothing is going to stop me now" Literally had me spitting my sprite back up into my nose lmfao!!

[@UwUBirby]

XD

[@guidojacobs2002]

5:03 That would be a Stanley Parable reference.

[@lljomll3911]

Every upload is a new game, a new danger, and a new opportunity for df to be df

[@K.D.Meyers]

Subscribing because of your name

[@sargentvanguard7612]

Who else thinks we should put up a meet-up between let's game it out and this guy?they would fit really well together

[@snakewithapen5489]

As a swimmer, I'm offended that you think we get to play in the water xd

[@mrpancakes7369]

Same lmao

[@MechWarrior894]

I hear that.

[@MeowMaddiee]

I remember him playing this game a while ago along with the 60 second game... the struggle of being a DF stan / binge watcher. Feels kinda the same but more content is more content!

[@gwenyth2979]

Oh damn i thought it said 6 months ago. Anyways hows everyone doing

[@lala-4458]

pretty good, thanks, hbu

[@tannerbloomfield7975]

GREAT!!!!

[@gwenyth2979]

@@lala-4458 im p chill, i like ur pfp bro

[@gitg6471]

Great thanks

[@dot_lol]

i wrote my suicide note yesterday, so a regular day for me

[@jim_li]

Gray and DF are both friends of blitz, and they’re getting closer everyday

[@Danamight87]

I hope youtube is paying you well for this one. I got 9 14 second unskippable ads. Anyways love your content keep up the good work 🍻

[@icecreamcat2476]

"There's only one true pet, and it is a dog." Disposition dropped greatly!

[@TheTGOAC]

It's the truth he done did a correct.

[@AaronWGaming]

In a game that he chooses to pick the most miserable choices he sure jumped on that dog real quick

[@mysticmusician5]

“We’ll pursue a life in music, that seems miserable” yes... yes it is

[@Sef_Era]

4:50 That’s a Stanley Parable reference.

[@bonnisaurus]

Thank you, I was starting to wonder...

[@puzzlemaster324]

@@bonnisaurus DangerouslyFunny took the door on his left

[@TonyZaGarbageStreamer]

19:26 of course you enjoyed it, you are DF!

[@nanaten3]

Why u in that minute when the video doesnt even has been uploaded for 10min?

[@CorrectMyGrammarPls]

@@nanaten3 that isn’t even the point here, the comment doesn’t even make sense

[@nanaten3]

@@CorrectMyGrammarPls my english suck and I was sleepy, I mean that why were you in that part of the video when it has been uploaded only for 5min

[@CorrectMyGrammarPls]

@@nanaten3 Yeah i understand, but i mean that the timestamp and the comment dont coorelate

[@ultimategarrett4606]

Love the videos df, also this is the earliest I’ve been

[@nobody191]

I miss the good ol' days in this channel where you'd hack slingshots to shoot a million at once to hit idiotstick and penny and wheels :(

[@wintercoldfront]

"Let's face it the career path is gonna be the most debilitating." That stung...

[@thc8386]

Didnt know you have 1M subscriber already, was here when you only have like 13k I'm so proud of you!!

[@dinoccurry]

I think this is the earliest I've been to your vids

[@Maxkamov07]

10:55 DF sounded so excited to go in a washing machine

[@ToniValaski]

3:06 L’s theme? Amazing!

[@adrianachelu1027]

0:58 THE LANCER FACE AND THE SOUND ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH AAAAAAA

[@DGD-p6d]

YOUR VOICE IS VERY SOOTHING BUT YET YOU ARE SADISTIC I LOVE IT

[@donovanmahan2901]

The paint roller is the Adventure Line(tm) from the Stanley Parable.

[@TheOneTrueNothing]

The best part was when he saw the "mouse" xD

[@SoggyCoffeeAddict]

Accurate representation of a small child's favorite toy. My cousin has a child that carries this absolutely horrid looking baby doll around by some matted and crusty hair strings that didn't get pulled out of the head

[@Up_Town]

Oh look hes playing Himself that explains why hes like this

[@lucyfyrre7593]

Awesome!! love being early to any dangerouslyfunny video

[@mrtrickyfingers5090]

The Home Depot theme always gets me

[@Pyro_Shark___]

THE ADVENTURE LINE!!! It’s a Stanley parable reference if I’m correct but I could be wrong

[@gagereid2434]

Damn, I can’t believe DF is calling out track runners like that

[@popcat8972]

DF:music is pretty miserable ME:(crying in band kid)

[@ATGM_Main]

I saw the thumbnail I was surprised, but when I saw the youtuber, I was schocked

[@nakagamer17]

I jumped in chair when I saw the child crawling towards comfort @ 4:30 .... it was really ...... DangerouslyFunny XD XD XD XD XD

[@jeremydumanski7584]

"We can play hide and seek but I won't seek the kid out" THIS ONE GOT ME

[@elijahharsh.]

DF: doesn’t pick swimming after trying to find the hardest sport Me, a swimmer: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?!?

[@drcal92]

The crime tape is a lot like when you crawled backwards 😨

[@rosered669]

"I'll take the one that glows in the dark" cracked me up

[@monkeyman8393]

I love the quiet death note music like 3 minutes in

[@mew1118]

“Smoking is probably good for your voice.” *Garcello foreshadow.*

[@cjallen9230]

All you need to do, to not die from crime is to not touch it

[@connorlong2269]

At 3:07 the L them plays, (voice in my head asking me if this is really what my life has come to)

[@cayleece7890]

Yeah! I was like, "Death Note? Death Note. Death Note!"

[@laitz7934]

how does he make every game look fun this one has literally like 60% posiitive reviews on steam

[@sopro2543]

Put babies in washing machine, yea that's how you super clean babies.. 10/10 👍👍

[@2gorgeousvoices]

The secret parable is the Stanley Parable ending where you choose to do the opposite of what the narrator tells you to do. The yellow lines in this ending are similar in the Stanley Parable.

[@Kattemanden]

Hey DF, love your videos. Even if it means sitting through ads... every 2:30 minutes.... EVERY 2:30 MINUTES! Hardly get to settle down. KZbin, WTF?!

[@thedarudecactus3179]

Thanks for picking the Cactus :)

[@milo4707]

When you get a cat, you're the cat's pet

[@sillystringeater]

he lived in a trailer, just like his ex-lover, pam

[@the_epicice_bear9524]

As soon as he said that being a newspaper man is an enjoyable job I got an add where somebody gasped emedietly

[@danielbickford3458]

I was wondering what the KZbin channel of the human incarnation of schadenfreude would look like. Now I know

[@hellothere9167]

Already saw this but had to come back after my 8th time of getting recommended

[@lee-jj1js]

Baby crawls back into mom and then she gets the painters in thats dark man

[@lunasulpixvod]

I like the Game Jolt reference it pulled with the initials G J xD

[@level710stoner]

I feel personally attacked, he just dissed both track and swimming. I've done both of those sports for a collective 10 years.

[@justabakedpotato8904]

1:42 as someone who does track and field I can confirm

[@nojustaveryverytallboi3657]

Flipping Burgers and Drinking. Sounds like a little drunk chicken lover we all love and know.

[@myboyjigglz4118]

1:35 and this is why I love track so much

[@loognabet1753]

I did not expect this was 40 minutes ago love it

[@fricc3824]

by the title alone i can already tell this is gonna be great

[@majdgh5549]

I swear graystillplays and df are two sides of the same coin. They both have masochism running in their blood.

[@Flarexxxx]

Ones more of the charge in dick first untill it works and the other more plans the most complex way todo said tasks, ill let ya decipher which is who

[@johanrojassoderman5590]

2:35 "this isn't going to make me money... Gaming it is then"

[@jaxentheidiot]

The world is at your feet! The world (stand): bonjour.

[@tonikotinurmi9012]

bump yt, darn "somehow I'm more interested on what this gauge does" nice !

[@randomcrap9292]

Hi im someone who checks your channel every 30 minutes for new uploads because this is the SHIT

[@Brandon34098]

the yellow paint thing is a Stanley Parable reference

[@McCube135]

Who doesn’t love leaching off someone else’s success

[@hdvinegar]

I feel like a certain chaotic evil person brought me here. A k a, The middle color.

[@samanthamansfield6693]

The music degree was too real , lmao

[@mack9716]

Dude.. you should have a hot drink war with the spiffing brit

[@apvanlaan]

6:40 I don't appreciate this 4th wall breaking

[@luciemajor7118]

Just drank a cup of coffee. HOLY SHIT MONEYS RAINING

[@Pusher97]

*Smokes nervously while watching video*

[@kevinoconnor6577]

No no, trust me, swimming is the most hellish sport. Done it for like, almost 9 years. It’s hell, it’s an addiction. I’m to far invested to stop

[@rimurutempest7228]

Your gonna be a great dad... Giving your baby Landry daterjant

[@derekdrake8706]

This just made me feel bad for Willow.

[@babesvic]

When you created the one that smokes meanwhile also smokes Once he gets high he’ll start sing opera