They Paid Me To Commit Felonies in Bad Guys At School

[@jelleluyten5017]

This game seemed like a fun attempt at recreating bully, then the physics hit, and then the shark sent my sides to the nurse's offics

[@dudeblizt6350]

when a kid gets his nose broken, throw into a fountain, have your friends beat the hell out of you, and get stab *the nurse: I C E*

[@daylen577]

I love how a big chunk of the map and visual elements are a straight copy out of Bully. Could actually end up being cool though, given that Rockstar doesn't want to remaster it :(

[@xirnis1465]

Here have some ice and those bone fractures will mend themselves right away

[@npiper]

"This game seemed like a f̶u̶n̶ half assed attempt at recreating bully" Fixed

[@navisakura7374]

@@npiper Half assed or not, still looks pretty enjoyable. Everyone’s gotta start somewhere.

[@EazySpeezy]

This might be the greatest physics engine of all time

[@nellguy4828]

Can you speed run cybershell

[@Bob2854]

3rd comment nubs

[@CapnCross]

You mean greatest game of all time

[@CapnCross]

Wittyfish you must not know what sarcasm is

[@Muncher_of_oil]

SPEEDRUN THIS

[@derpskittlez8264]

“I mean, money would’ve been better, but thank you”

[@liamwalton4183]

The countless times I've said this in real life when people want to give me certain favours...

[@robertlust6234]

@@liamwalton4183 5:42 my friend

[@dorianrecord8200]

I cannot imagine a more perfect game for DF. Also, hearing him say “wheels” again warmed my heart

[@samaracastanho621]

Who is wheels

[@dorianrecord8200]

@@samaracastanho621 george

[@BennyLlama39]

You can't spray paint students, you can't set 'em on fire... what the hell kind of school *is* this, anyway? 😒

[@bryansmart360]

How ba-a-a-ad can he be? He just committed a felony

[@shaggystoner5235]

*clap* *clap* *clap* bravo

[@TheGodlyPineapple]

This needs more likes you genius.

[@nathanielm9150]

He’s just doing what comes naturally.

[@ineedhelp1016]

@@nathanielm9150 How ba-a-a-ad can he be?

[@maninhu9837]

@@ineedhelp1016 he just murdered several inocents

[@sugarloaf4979]

I love how the game thing says "Grand Theft Auto V" because yes this is GTA 5.

[@tylerjohn1647]

I can’t even tell the difference

[@celacah]

Bully

[@jimmcdowell5131]

Use a fire extinguisher on 5 students...rookie. As a sub, I accidentally knocked a fire extinguisher off the wall, rupturing it. I effectively used an extinguisher on an entire locker room of students.

[@ambermoon1341]

*multi kill*

[@greenscreengamer8008]

@@ambermoon1341 cursed comments

[@ambermoon1341]

@@greenscreengamer8008 *y e s*

[@AmaryllisRomanova]

So what you are saying is those are ROOKIE NUMBERS!!!!

[@ohlookaflower.5961]

Ah yes school felonies. I watch this channel so much it seems normal.

[@axisignition]

Wow.. this is the first time im early as hell..i amazed seeing Dark Lord DF make the world into chaos. Praise you.

[@jameshennessey3219]

Ha lol agree

[@finnrosen7331]

Off topic but your pfp is cool

[@lucid_god]

When DF reaches 3mil subs he should do a face reveal

[@elythas128]

You could make a religion out of that

[@elainewalls1965]

"Awwww....he's still squirming." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@seanseen_]

I'm ready for DF to teach me how to be a good student. That's what this is about to right?

[@dietrichdehmer7401]

By far the most realistic school simulator you have played.

[@mr.advocateseal]

He chuckled in this video more times then he has his entire KZbin career

[@themarlboromandalorian]

Two minutes and fifty comments. You're famous, old son.

[@mikeywolfno.7]

yeah i was here when he had 1 k subs he has grown hasnt he

[@mikeywolfno.7]

@@Astronexian yeah it was called my actual name wich was stupid so i made a new account

[@asmillingchihuahua9858]

3:05 he was really close to laughing

[@DIM00252]

this is a very cool game and it fits your humour very well

[@bigyearold9455]

Carrying live sharks is my favourite too

[@TheCaptainSquiggles]

I'm glad the algorithm led me, and I'm betting many others, to your chaos. An oddly cheerful and calming voice casually enjoying genocide and destructions wherever they can is exactly what I needed this year.

[@Calebtubbs471]

E X A C T L Y

[@evanowens5807]

Me: Accidentally skips forward DF: ...just taking my shark for a walk

[@squidwardgameing]

You better make a part 2, this was really fun to watch

[@3dg3tr0ll5]

"Really Nice Physics" *Also Him: crushes child into the ground*

[@D0ctorLeon]

Nobody: DF : You never know when you gonna need fire

[@animesniperwolf1710]

I've been watching your videos for 3 days and I'm obsessed I've seen almost every stardew valley video and I immediately subscribed because I find you hilarious. Watching you cause chaos is so funny I absolutely adore it ❤️

[@AroaceChicken]

Watching this while having first day of school insomnia and anxiety *yay..*

[@aidenwells288]

Thank you for the new video

[@CarJul666]

DF driving any vehicle is always entertaining. The violence is an added bonus.

[@siimkask14]

Budget Bully is actually looking pretty fun

[@Lady_Rebellious]

This reminds me of the game "Bully" by Rockstar

[@elimoffitt1182]

The comment I was looking for

[@Haskellerz]

bully 2.0

[@aidengray3998]

It's meant to *be* bully.

[@cowardice9737]

First minute into the video and DF is getting the, uh, “special treatment. Gonna be a great video.

[@anxietysquared]

Most rare things on earth: Lightning striking twice Having a pet Axyotl Being a billionaire Winning the lottery But most of all... DF chuckling to himself. (3:23, 7:29)

[@propandapower7633]

I’m proud to say DF taught me to call children idiotstick

[@tane4054]

You got to give props for dedication for throwing a living shark into the pool as prank

[@hellsgames5322]

I was already scared when I read the title. Then I clicked and saw GTA, then I remembered who uploaded the video...these are dark times, especially since not even 2 minutes in you started running children over with a steam roller

[@vinnyart92]

DF: did the kid go out the window?? Kid: is literally standing right in front of him

[@boosners]

"When one of them dies i can loot his corpse"

[@harrypineda895]

This channel is great. You never know what to expect

[@NicaMalfoy]

This is the right game for you to collab with gray hahahaha

[@elenawimsey5714]

This game was MADE for DF 😂❤️

[@Eishern]

At this point im convinced these games are made for the sole purpose to entertain DF!

[@kirbykraftgames]

Love how DF discovered the steamroller instantly and was immediately disappointed

[@Jarko1401]

I love the way he fires those fireworks like his hand is bazooka

[@purbleburble8803]

I choked while eating cereal. I guess thats what I get for watching dangerously funny.

[@jaym8299]

I really loved this video. Enough to finally sub, keep up the great work!

[@mel0dicHarp]

More please 😂

[@anoukshukwinds]

idk about you guys but I lost it when the thug became one with the horse

[@pokerusfreak8194]

This game and DF were made for each other

[@lemonlordlenny7453]

" I literally ran over so many children my car blew up"-DF 2020

[@BoredBoi0348]

Such accurate physics, much wow

[@ShadeMan1]

I love the instant insult at the beginning of the video

[@gabe8168]

Picks up shark with inhuman strength like it's nothing

[@Canary070]

Wow I’m early for once. Your videos bring me so much serotonin!

[@reaganyorgason3079]

3:03 The moment DF almost couldn't keep it together while smacking children

[@adreampainter1]

You make me giggle and I am not a giggler. It has been a difficult time so thank you.

[@kaitlando636]

8:49 yeah he will float eventually. When he drowns.. becuase he's glued to the gourney 😂

[@kaitlando636]

9:13 yes..i brought my horse to show and tell today lol

[@pixal1250]

This video is very funny!

[@musicfanboy4477]

As yes, I love to see the average American school kid!

[@xthax9718]

this game’s physics are like physics during a super mario 64 speedrun

[@PhilieBlunt666]

Look at his horse! His horse is amazing!

[@420roachdoggjr]

Game: Has wacky physics engine and crime. KZbin: *its GTA!*

[@jormungandr5563]

I love how the Joke Shop sells volatile explosives to children.

[@aidenb200]

My parents didn't get me from the joke store... They only sell good jokes

[@navytackedbay]

The horse physics hurt me deeply

[@HoneebunnySapphire]

oh my gosh, i'm cry-laughing and struggling to breathe at this one.

[@smallrpguy]

This one was gave me very good laugh. Keep up good work.

[@Failzz8]

This is a prime example of a good game for watching DF play it.

[@ruthgarcia2700]

Yay i love your blood shedding video s and they make me laugh more than vines

[@zekzazaky]

well bully 2 is looking good, some minor refinements and GOTY

[@steven-ck5np]

i love how destructive he is

[@dylansommers43]

10:20 uh oh you owe alot of people 10 bucks

[@cloudtem]

I got a back to school add on this video and I don't know what is more disturbing knowing that it's that time again or the fact this guy get paid to do stuff like this

[@natedogg8]

The O Fortuna sound bit had me dead🤣

[@brockyay4414]

As a person who runs over people with a car daily I can confirm these physics are realistic

[@Calebtubbs471]

Immm..... gonna have to file a report with this one..

[@YesHaiAmOwO]

"oh what if I get a field goal with a kid"

[@michaelcarter8801]

DF and his hilarious human torture.

[@CloverMajula02]

This game was made for you DF! Encouraging violence! I’m dying of laughter

[@GRPNW]

You can flood the world, If you look in basements in random houses you'd find a totem, if you activate that you can flood the world, the only way to seek land is the very top of the school.

[@f1lunarmoom633]

0:10 df ¨Oh look a joke store, that´s where your parents got you from¨ Me thinking to myself, hmm I have never thought about how I got into this family.

[@hedgieman7684]

Wow students have money i wish I did

[@lonesomewendigo]

Ah I see. I wondered if there ever would be a bootleg, no-effort, no-budget version of bully. It turns out I was right.

[@parkersavage6224]

when the gym teacher joins the dodge ball team: 4:45

[@zenitamistry2995]

I have no words, cause I have been laughing for the past 15 minutes

[@leu3368]

0:40 punched so hard he's knees got reverse

[@nicolebriant98]

The steam roller part killed me

[@jacoblaube7969]

This has probably been said plenty of times but this man sounds almost exactly like Caboose

[@deniss.]

This make my day

[@InktheImpassive]

Play this with Blitz or something. It's so much fun and chaotic playing this game with someone.

[@kristibehrens1611]

i really like your voice it just is so calm

[@Ashkihyena]

Ah yes, a student, fully capable of picking up a great white shark.

[@SJ-pt1wy]

DF started getting emotionals. Things are getting interesting.

[@skame4879]

I love how DF used Carmina Barana

[@Dubaderp]

Bully 2 is looking pretty good

[@animelegend723]

10:20 got me wheezing

[@Ryu_D]

More of this, please.

[@Oz_Ragnarok]

Now I want to see DF play Yandare Sim

[@EPIX2000]

Love ur vids :) Keep it up!

[@anonymouscloud939]

Keep up the good content!

[@CliffCardi]

Bully remaster looking great

[@gamenuck4288]

I like how he posted this video like this game isn’t an exact representation of the American school system

[@carsondise9833]

LIke df he's my favorite youtuber EVER I think that he's the funniest KZbinr in the WORLD