DEFENDER'S TROLLS NEVER DISAPPOINT!!

[@DGR_Dave]

If you want to check out Defender's level, use this new code: MT7-FFY-8HF I've really been enjoying doing these TROLL levels live, so feel free to stop by over on Twitch! I'd love for you to be there and see me make an idiot of myself live lol!

[@bryntslzar]

DGR FIRST REPLY

[@PatrickBall7]

Love you Dave

[@dylanimates3350]

Dave could you try some of my levels? My Maker is called weirdgamer.

[@woahitsinky]

gosh, i could never beat this level! i should see a little bit of the vid bit by bit to get past the level!Love the vid BTW

[@bossbrickle1531]

What time will you be streaming?

[@matthiasplatz5919]

*even after noting that Defender is the archetype of "he who waits, dies"* *DGR every time* "Let me pause and see what's going on he......"

[@type1740]

Ah shit I'm look at the spoiled part

[@drahmin4412]

Chat: "Hello from Norway" DGR: "Hello from my Driveway" I found this so much funnier than it actually was

[@mithkabob]

12:18 lol at Defender in chat: "Wow, getting trolled SOOOO out order, but it works."

[@Defender1031]

He was, though... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@browniex5120]

Defender1031 Make a Behind the scenes video on this.

[@Defender1031]

@@browniex5120 Oh don't worry. I plan to very soon.

[@benjaminvargas2419]

Hello and welcome to the Trollbold Inn! Unfortunately, in order to pay, we only accept- *_Pain and suffering_*

[@thunderring3932]

Unfortunately?

[@piotrk8456]

Hello and welcome to suffer and pain Inn! Gravely, in order to pay we only accept- Pain and suffering or being TROLLD with fun!

[@piotrk8456]

Pain and suffering or having a nice boo dance and ather TROLLS

[@purplpasta]

Unfortionatly we only accept *H U M A N S O U L*

[@aidenpichardo8043]

Sure ill give you all my lives!

[@CajunCrustacean]

"Troll levels are like onions." "They stink? Oh, they make you cry? You leave 'em out in the sun, they start sproutin’ little white hairs?"

[@mistertagomago7974]

No he hes getting Troll levels confused with ogre levels.

[@zivb-m1398]

I can’t tell if you understand or not, but he means that they have oodles of layers

[@acario100]

@@zivb-m1398 He's... Saying Donkey's line

[@brenkrasmer]

NO! TROLL LEVELS HAV LAYE-well, you're not wrong, but that wasn't what I was getting at...

[@theonlymann1485]

@@acario100 oh

[@lucasleocadiodasneves9662]

As a mathematician, Dave manages to mess with my Math abilities all the time, because whenever he has a 50/50% choice, he always has a total of 100% chance of being wrong.

[@Klffsj]

Sometimes I think he'd be better off flipping a coin.

[@lucasleocadiodasneves9662]

Klffsj flipping a coin would solve most of his dilemmas

[@lucasleocadiodasneves9662]

Botober first you need to study Math in college.

[@Shalakor]

@@lucasleocadiodasneves9662 Coin wouldn't help too much, given how many trolls punish stopping and waiting.

[@lucasleocadiodasneves9662]

@@Shalakor true 🤣 But then, after he died trying to flip a coin, he would have another shot. Poor Dave 🤣

[@DistrarSubvoyikar]

Every time Dave dies right after a checkpoint, I imagine Team Rocket saying "It's a beautiful city that checkpoint city." to the tune of their motto.

[@ChristopherMoom]

DGR tried to recover from the previous Defender troll level by going to an inn *_The problem is that Defender was the inn's owner_*

[@Zero_de_Nova]

Yo! Nice to see you Moon!

[@twig-e6431]

Plot twist.

[@nickydiamond9716]

4:34 Dave: We have an option Yeah. Killed by a fish always been an option for u Dave

[@crichards8092]

It's been that way in every single troll level, hasn't it

[@UltraGameCoder]

1:30 "Is defender in here? Okey Cool Cool Cool. Hey defender what's going on here." My Google Nest Mini started listening to a request when dave said "Okey Cool Cool Cool" xD LOL

[@dannysg3229]

"man" instead of 'here'

[@kleinermaulwurf8530]

Greetings from KZbin Commentary City, Dave! It's not as beautiful as Checkpoint City, Progress City and it's certainly not Donation Town..sorry about that! Just saw your channel a couple of days ago. Really entertaining! Here's to you and your old college days!

[@sebbyplayz0049]

Dave: do you guys think I can beat the level in 19 minutes Me: sees the length of the cut KZbin video No

[@maria1100]

"Hello from my driveway" I actually screamed in laughter and I feel like that's a little excessive lol

[@smiley0287]

I played this level two weeks ago and I loved it. On the next day it was already deleted, so I can't play it again. I'm happy that it was uploaded again. Greetings from germany.

[@graysonking16]

DGR: I haven't snuck in the back door since my old college days.

[@Jay-oy1ld]

Oh god

[@kommentarschreiber1611]

Who also loves the "It´s a troll level" song? :D

[@ComradeVenus]

iiiiiiiits a troll level

[@crichards8092]

Troll level, troll level,

[@Lady8D]

I really _want_ to love it but I'm kinda on the opposite end of the spectrum. Keep hoping either it'll grow on me or someone will come up with a better one

[@mistertagomago7974]

It's perfectly simple and gets stuck in my head.

[@TAMusic]

@@Lady8D haha i made the song for dave! Hopefully you will like some other jingles I made of Dave on my channel, I made 'checkpoint city' and 'kumquat pipe'

[@Marco-hl8lm]

Troll level: *exists* DGR: *plays it and gets trolled so many times His brain: *do it again*

[@TheMite7]

I like how evenly distributed the time is in this video. 9 Minutes from start to first checkpoint, 9 minutes to second checkpoint and then 9 minutes to the end.

[@Jeloetta]

Dave: *thinks outside the box* Level: *doesn't immediately kill him* Dave: :O Level: *threatens to CP1 him* Dave: :| Level: actually jk here's a death Dave: :,D

[@Andres-x4n]

7:12 When ur girlfriend cheats or lies to you

[@mattilatikka6896]

who hurt you

[@revnl17]

Matti Latikka His girlfriend, didn’t you read the comment?

[@Andres-x4n]

@@mattilatikka6896 nobody

[@Andres-x4n]

@@revnl17 😐

[@diggydiggyhole-fan]

Me and my brain: "What girlfriend"

[@dominiquesherwood9845]

"Hello from Norway? ....hello from my driveway" 😂😂😂

[@AliKandirr]

8:40 I thought to myself you could get that shelmet, then I realized he put kaizo blocks to prevent cheese. Defender is always one step ahead

[@dansintheband]

We need an autobiography from Dave entitled "Old College Days".

[@jamesbrickner]

Got the Day off of school from a snow day, this is the perfect way to relax. Thanks DGR!

[@peptithain]

Nothing tops seeing that DGR uploaded a new troll level

[@arindambag2866]

When the fish hit Dave at 4:41, I got an ad for Zomato featuring Sushi. That couldn't have been timed better.

[@SuperTux20]

"Well-endowed fire bar" I almost lost it 😂

[@dox5634]

Defenders true identity is Kevin from home alone

[@jobkrabbendam7968]

4:32 i think it you didnt expect the option called a fish to the face🐠>😂

[@TakeWalker]

Auto boo dance is my new favorite thing. Also, coincidentally the name of my vaporwave cover band.

[@crichards8092]

12:57 You know you want that mega mushroom 😂

[@vriskaserketontheps5]

I know I do...

[@rustyshack2349]

Defender is on of the best, the best I know of. I miss his KZbin breakdowns on the set ups.

[@Kurachi84]

i imagine Dave being so addicted to troll levels, that it'd go like this (just a theory...) Amanda: Dave, come here, i want to hug you! Dave: i wouldn't mind that ^_^ Amanda: don't you like our love more thn those troll levels?.... huh?? **Dave at SMM2, checking if a new troll level has appeared** Amanda: one day i'll become a troll, see if he likes me more, then! i'm sure that every single day, more trolls show up, and Dave will eventually get to them

[@crichards8092]

Streamer dies: Poo: im gonna rip this controller in half Panga: oops Desbug: am i a joke to you Smashy: *silence* Dave: pfffffffdtWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@AmyTheMeower]

As I always say: *right is always right...for dying* *left is always left aside*

[@Craftendo]

I was literally watching the video the old troll level by Defender and now there's a new one :O

[@aaronratner6343]

Dang that creepy ending. I really want to see a Mario Horror Game now. Nice video as always.

[@freddietickle732]

6:55 Every SPIKE is a chance for glory

[@Zilkenian_Davenport]

Defender: Wow, getting trolled SOOOO out of order, but it works. Eh, that's Dave "thinking outside of the box" for ya.

[@joaomsantos76]

at 13:24 Dave was like "so you think..." and the boo is like shut up son, no one wants to hear your story

[@aidenpons9584]

DGR dodgin' trolls left and right, well done! I haven't seen DGR dodge that many since my old college days...

[@thunderud9965]

Defender defends his title as greatest troll creator

[@SephirothRyu]

Defender: I made a level. DGR: *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!* Juzcook: Hey, that's MY shtick.

[@The_LuigiSonic]

6:41 DGR Poggers. Also, I never realized you put the timer at the beginning of the video 'til you bellowed "NO!!" at the end. Guess I got trolled...

[@druid_zephyrus]

Ya Know, I haven't had a raging Clue this hard since my old college days. Man! The amount of Clue Goo on the tutu.

[@anthonyt6657]

Be glad you played the redo. The original CP2 pipe was so much harder!!! Had to go all the way right, jump, run left because he had a falling platform!

[@Defender1031]

Yep. I realized people were having a lot of trouble with it, so I simplified it until it was like this. Only realized later that I could set it up where you can actually see what you're doing with mario and still have the pipe itself hard to find accidentally. I'm so sorry about the early versions.

[@anthonyt6657]

Defender1031 All good, I was one of the first to clear the first couple versions and then didn’t see the 3rd and fell to the back of the line😩

[@yeetusdeletus8565]

"There is a checkpoint flag behind the Muncher" *jumps into Muncher*

[@tonysings9514]

I love how DGR says immediately that we have an option and proceeds to die to a cheep cheep following his statement.

[@danielgoodrich264]

0:02 DGR: What is going on? ME: Is that your motto?

[@Hydro_74]

"Defender, I trust you" 2 seconds later "I trusted him"

[@Rhayvhenn]

A good troll level is like an onion. You peel a layer, theres another one. The more layers you peel, the more the tears. And only Shrek can eat them whole.

[@ElleTGC]

This was uploaded on my birthday. What a great present.

[@AlwaysBolttheBird]

13:33 “hey let’s catch up Player 2 has entered the game

[@luigiongaming3959]

Just realized I havent seen a real honest to god CP1 in a long time. They've all been joke CP1s that actually take you to the end. I miss the olden days of watching carl do a compilation of cp1 reactions

[@MMrz]

Half a month ago, Defender told Carl, he had a full level size of concepts which he "just" needs to turn into trolls

[@andrewhyun1846]

Defender's trolls never disappoint. 4:35 Dave's decisions always disappoint

[@kottonmouthking505]

Happy succulents the Level DGR will never finish

[@sansleskeleton5570]

DGR: sent to cp1 Ad: the fun never ends!!!

[@davex2444]

I play every level that Dave plays before watching and he always finds two or three trolls I've missed.😁

[@SurrealSnowman]

9:55 dang, that boo’s got some moves

[@MarcTelang]

Beginning: water falling from the sky. Me:IS THAT THE TEARS OF LIFE

[@TS_Mind_Swept]

"People are saying hi KZbin, and there's probably some inappropriate things in there as well.." LUL

[@jsabuilds2404]

The Troll Mount Rushmore: Defender, CarlSagan42, JuzCook, and Chichiri. Dave sits at the foot of the mountain, wondering how to climb it without the trolls getting him.

[@talesfromthemidwest]

Every time Dave brings up his brain I get hungry for cashews.

[@RinrinFran]

Now all we need is a Troll level that needs the whole and tight timer (500 secs) and enjoy how many deaths we shall see... 100% not a sadist

[@billydrink]

Level uploaded: 02/12/2020 Dave: This was uploaded today Me: Doubt

[@CashueTM]

Lol he probably recorded this on the 12th but uploaded it today

[@rabboy2411]

I said it: CHOKE POINT CIT *coughs* CHECK POINT CITY. SRC-VXS-8VG. 08:44

[@Zack207]

Great Video as always keep up the incredible work!

[@kitzu4613]

6:05 his face lol level makes dave go shi- he gonna curse shenanigans

[@DergEnterprises]

This was immensely entertaining DGR.

[@alexsadventuresandcreation3471]

16:30 Dave softly whispers a curse word.

[@CamDraws]

23:21, That part when the hidden block appeared I was like, Poor DGR can’t handle much more. Also, these troll level creators have, In the words of DGR: Big Brains.

[@nibyafternight1983]

Defender is one of the nicest people in the community. I recommend you if you haven't to watch his channel

[@lavaguava2648]

"stirred me up in the loins" O.O

[@RoboSparkle]

Dave: Skips three trolls in a row Also Dave: Deliberately hits them anyway (one of them TWICE) because "lore"... FacePalm

[@joeyharrolle2699]

Me: Dave really is the greatest stream In SMM2 Dave: * literally speechless by that statement* Also Dave: Time to get some Pepsi from my counter top

[@sadbread7261]

21:06 So mutch for thinking outside the Box DAVE

[@luminous6969]

9:40 I haven't had such a raging clue since my old college days.

[@eyeofgoggy9515]

4:32 im not gonna wait around *literally one second later* waits

[@thanewright8432]

00:24 "it stirred me up in the loins" Me: ........ ummmm..... uhhhhh.... are you ok today? Its a game.... Note: I mean no disrespect to DGR (I really like your youtube channel!)

[@jonnyj1]

4:36 We have an option Me: But we have no time

[@feynmanwasagenius3482]

Man that was a good troll level, loved it!

[@MadaraUchihaSecondRikudo]

"19 minutes on the clock" ~Dave, in a 27 minute video.

[@parkxtra5901]

DGR should make a time limit for future troll levels as a challenge

[@memecentral5445]

DGR I played that level when it was first out I can’t believe you played the course I played😆

[@kingboo6128]

shoutouts to that monstrous turtles smw remix at the end

[@pocketlint4182]

This troll levels are the definition of the LUL emote.

[@gopromaster0111]

thanks for more trolled vids DGR, i like them the most. :D

[@rarement]

Ngl the troll level theme hits hard

[@lordkoopus]

I have never related so much to a boo having a seizure

[@good_youtube_handle]

Brilliant. Loved it!

[@tagwanted1840]

6:08 8:03 *when dave sounds like a car tire*

[@oddowl9878]

When you see rain for the first time and don't know what it is: 0:03

[@patlinton37]

You are really good These trolls are amazing

[@GRNKRBY]

Here early. Gonna guess he gets CP1ed twice this episode. Edit: He kinda did (before the full jump to the piranha). xD

[@kennycarter5682]

We need to know who deserves to be crowned... the king of troll levels

[@marsiller]

Wait, it's all troll? *always has been*

[@GnomeMemer1]

how did a 19 minute gameplay become a 27 minute video?

[@drewlincoln2143]

23:45 when you find out your moms real name is not mom