Trying your dumbest Mario Speedruns...

[@mariambarnes4023]

Honestly snap% genuinely seems like it'd be a fun mod to use for a race, if you could give both players the same 'seed' and ensure there's no soft locks

[@ja-melvinson7994]

That’s literally what I’m thinking. This is a genuinely good idea

[@whee2390]

would you let the players practice the seed beforehand?

[@mariambarnes4023]

@@whee2390 no, I think it'd be much more fun blind

[@whee2390]

@@mariambarnes4023 yeah, true

[@west3Dgaming]

Could he have picked up an extra moon before lost and made it out or would that not count towards the total needed?

[@CyaninAnimator]

Next up we have KillGoomba%. You kill specifically 74 goombas in the quickest time possible.

[@aeolus3145]

Sounds fun do small Goombas count

[@WreckRats]

Can’t kill anymore or else you fail

[@CyaninAnimator]

@@aeolus3145 no

[@Gilboard09]

Is that cause there are exactly 74 goombas in mario odyssey?

[@cardboardgaming101]

Are there just 73 goombas -_-

[@Erlewyn]

Honestly, the Thanos% is actually a good idea, it just needs some checks at deletion to make sure you can finish the run.

[@MaoMaster69]

No way, do you think Thanos checked who he deleted? WE MUST BE BIBLICALLY ACCURATE

[@Eagle-Fly]

​@@MaoMaster69wait a moment, THANOS WAS IN THE BIBLE

[@Erlewyn]

@@MaoMaster69 Thanos deleted people, not stars…

[@midnightbloomofeorzea7182]

​@@MaoMaster69He did seemingly delete all species in half equally instead of going for a totally random 50% which could have led to the complete deletion of certain living things.

[@ravenlittletoe5093]

@@MaoMaster69 he did leave tony alive after he told him he would unless you want to say that's just luck

[@JohnWorkplace]

"Angela is done preparing the pizza! 😨" is the funniest shit I've heard all day lmao

[@thesandwich9576]

Hahoohagagaga% Get as far as possible while mario is constantly on fire

[@Hazelbazelwastaken]

Fir is gonna have a stroke reading this challenge

[@COIN_LuigiPres1]

@@Hazelbazelwastakenhe’s gonna have a seizure reading this

[@constellationmaker145]

Just play the sound for the name.

[@Eleven_and_Dobbi10]

I'm scared for fir

[@Koop_Soup]

Fir in his villain arc, scamming the chat was hilarious

[@theAstarrr]

11:46 for those who want to jump there yeah that was great, loved it

[@metal_pipe9764]

Tree villian arc

[@jaiboyle7428]

@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist2shut up no one was talking to you

[@SimplyANugget]

Some guy beat the system by saying "No, we do not end the run". *genius*

[@mingfunglau149]

Fir: Do you want to NOT end the run? (no) The entire chat: "he tricked us!" "choose 1! choose 1!" "SCAM!!!!!!" "He's tricking us!" "That's cheating!"

[@SpHyperspeed]

Honestly the first idea is an actual good idea for a speed run since it has rng like talkatoo%

[@lucariopikmin]

Just need to make sure the lost scenario can't happen and you have something fun for races between people too.

[@greentiger332]

That's what I was thinking. Change the mod to ensure each area always has min number of moons to leave and it would be a good mod

[@mathcookie8224]

Thanos’s snap was intended to curb overpopulation on planets across the universe, so I think it’s safe to assume that the snap killed 50% of each planet’s population individually, rather than 50% across the entire universe at random, so saying “50% of the Moons in each kingdom were killed” makes sense

[@Jelly_shy_guy_man]

Your profile picture is so cute

[@LooneyLei]

@@mathcookie8224I think that’s how it worked in the video tho? Because he said that in all Sub-areas there would only be 1 moon

[@monstergaming4467]

I thought calendar% was actually pretty cool, it'd be amazing to see the different pictures everyone would come up with

[@JeffDeff-hp3el]

It’s not much of a Speedrun category and more of a design prompt

[@solisruben296]

@@JeffDeff-hp3el anything is a Speedrun if its a race to do it as fast as possible

[@stopmotion6822]

Hide and seek % Normal speedrun but you can't leave a kingdom until you've found the hider in that kingdom

[@szszabolcs9582]

OH THAT'S ACTUALLY COOL

[@szszabolcs9582]

Underrated comment

[@I_Are_Burd]

That is actually genius

[@amystarr7654]

That sounds amazing. Speedrunning while looking for the hider, too.

[@MrZachman88807]

This is a graet idea

[@freakfoxvevo7915]

An optimal strat for Pizza% would be to order from the farthest pizza place within a reasonable distance from your house

[@Dejvixxx]

Didnt redfalcon do this in mario party?

[@syphilispakistan]

Yes I was going to say that

[@catmaster8658]

@@Dejvixxx I watched it so ya😅

[@beefromanowski5788]

Fir, make a Fir% where you have to capture the tree in deep woods, then making your favorite outfit to complete the run.

[@beefromanowski5788]

To clarify why he has to capture the tree because a fir tree is a type of tree that we kinda use as Christmas trees, and that tree looks like one so yeah

[@noahdean4877]

DO IT FIR!

[@leyla-clairecollins5490]

So treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee%

[@ohimdabiggestbird]

I love how we act like we know what we're doing, however all we're doing is add "%" next to a word and call it a speedrun

[@Gilboard09]

Noidea% complete the run without a route

[@pkmntrainermark8881]

Percent% Come up with a speedrun as fast as possible.

[@xian2themax]

Yeah, I think people forget that % means the percent of the game completed, not just “speedrun”

[@Fiberoeatingfiber]

Nut%

[@amwitty_]

pizza% was the best one yet, so intense and so stressful the whole run

[@Nintenblox]

Someone else tried it with Mario party mini games, but they ordered there pizza to try to get it to take as long as possible

[@gavinifiy6559]

@@Nintenbloxred falcon

[@benlundberg3811]

Costume%. Kind of speaks for itself. You have to collect *EVERY. SINGLE. COSTUME.* Including purple coin costumes and the 8 bit Mario costume.

[@kittenkutie]

4:24 he actually started to tear up lol

[@AWanderingSwordsman]

I feel like theres a genius video idea in a calendar competition. Get two-three people to make a mario calendar in idk, 45 minutes, and then have someone else judge how well it represents that month. Preferably have the judge not know who submitted which picture.

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

Calendar% and Pizza% need to be a run for more games

[@realMaggyMage]

RedFalcon did something like Pizza% for Mario party where he had to beat every minigame before the pizza arrived

[@RealCryptoTest]

Elden Ring Calendar%

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

Minecraft%. Beat as much as possible before a Minecraft day passes (20 min.)

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

Torture Percent: Your health constantly ticks away, but taking damage heals you up! Reverse No Damage Run! Alternately: Reverse No Damage could be "Take every form of damage fast as possible"

[@thoopsy]

There actually is a speed run for getting every damage type as fast as possible!

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

@@thoopsy Oh, ye?

[@frankychan7848]

Hey Fir, I know you mentioned you didn't want anymore soeedrun ideas, but I figured I'd pitch this to you as I think it's interesting. Big fan btw. Toad% Basically starting from a 100% file, travel to every kingdom and talk to captain toad as fast as possible without warping. Please try running this, it would mean a lot. Thx

[@Eleven_and_Dobbi10]

Yes please. Can I copy-paste this so there's a bigger chance he will see it? I'll credit you

[@EpicCrafter292]

I’ll do it! The problem is you can’t actually talk with captain toad after getting the moon.

[@pair_of_dice]

Speedrun idea: Homeless% Mario is now homeless and has go up to random NPCs and beg for moons. The NPCs will give him a task or errand to do, like go ground pound this spot, or bring me this seed, or kill this enemy, exc. It could also be transformed into Felon% Mario has been sent to jail and has to perform community service to complete his sentence and save peach :)

[@MiketheAuraWizard]

Impostor%: Get the Luigi outfit as fast as you can and then talk to him in any kingdom.

[@svansiian2050]

Everytime Fir goes "YOU FOOLS" with his chat, you know things are getting excting

[@homosapiencrimer2347]

Homeless%. No cappy,no camera,no captures,no costumes and no checkpoints. Beat the game in 5 minutes or less.

[@essenkillerthezombiektz5026]

7:14 oh u didn’t realize that’s how cj had been playing this whole time!

[@Cigitrip]

apology% where you make a 3 minute apology video like essay for every enemy you kill

[@TCOFFICIAL01]

Bosses not included, right?

[@Cigitrip]

@@TCOFFICIAL01 bosses included.

[@sonyamainprize6407]

@@Cigitrip uhn 0% is gooder

[@uberlord983]

I actually like the idea of a Thanos% race, because it forces you to take the any% route, & adapt it on the fly.

[@leebodenheimer3147]

Gardener%. You have to get every plant-related moon. The seeds, the beanstalks, the cacti, etc.

[@Hoodie0.0]

Thanos didn’t snap Mario, but he did snap his height

[@Darth-Dino]

Pay2win% Throwing cappy costs one coin, goal is to beat Bowser

[@mayrix2757]

i love these videos, you should keep doing them fir. Also here's a speedrun challenge that you can try to get modded. Slaughter%: you start with a 30 sec timer for every kingdom that will count down and kill you if it reaches 0. You can gain 15 seconds of extra time on your life if you kill any enemy such as a goomba for example. Before kindgoms without any enemies to kill like ruined kingdom, you can have a 2 minute timer as it would probably be impossible with 30 seconds to beat the dragon.

[@mathcookie8224]

Aren’t there enemies that spawn on the dragon for you to kill? The little purple spiky guys?

[@mayrix2757]

@@mathcookie8224 yes but 30 seconds to get to the wire, get across to the arena, dodge all the dragon’s attacks isn’t enough time to kill the purple guys on time

[@mayrix2757]

with 2 minutes it probably is

[@mayrix2757]

i did forget about those tho

[@montymole297]

Rickroll% - Listen to Never Gonna Give You Up on loop 10 times, and get to the radio in Metro from a new save file before the song has finished the tenth playthrough. Timing ends when Mario begins to dance in front of the radio.

[@BigBrotherUK]

count% every time you get a moon, count to 100

[@t-archer0820]

Talking Ben%. You must ask Ben for every non story moon before picking it up. You can ask for a normal any% for any 3 kingdoms. If he laughs you need to pick up an extra moon. Restart if you get softlocked. Edit: I tried this run and he laughed so much that I am removing that rule if you try this run.

[@ToppyPotatosAnimations]

Social interaction% get every moon that requires you to talk to an NPC

[@BigBrotherUK]

Introvert% don't talk to NPCs

[@ToppyPotatosAnimations]

@@BigBrotherUK That’s a hilarious idea 😂

[@itzmedb8290]

3:57 Rest in Peace Captain Toad

[@Pintstraw]

We lost a real one, thanos snapped him out of existence

[@christiannorton9400]

Honestly the Pizza% one was kinda hype

[@Samarex_]

These videos are actually so funny. I loved the Ohio %

[@brieoconnor9824]

He really went to Ohio for a 3 second clip huh

[@JHRacer]

I bet he lives in Ohio, or maybe even Western Indiana

[@royalfizzbin2131]

@@brieoconnor9824 He lives in Cincinnati, so technically he briefly left Ohio for Ohio%

[@Samarex_]

@@royalfizzbin2131 how do you know that lol?

[@royalfizzbin2131]

@@Samarex_ I watch his twitch and it's come up a few times. Mostly in context of putting chili on spaghetti or wanting to not live in Ohio.

[@ludairewah5937]

These videos are hilarious, and I hope that the "Stop sending me ideas" was in jest and you do more. Honestly, there could be some interesting potential in "Thanos races" or similar if it was smart enough to guarantee the game can be completed. Remembering moons off the beaten path to get to get through quickly could be interesting. Also, feel free to disregard if you really don't want more ideas, buuuuuut: Orbit%: Every time you pick up a moon, a 2 D sprite of it appears on your HUD and starts to orbit Mario. Each moon starts at a random distance and orbits at a random speed/direction. Get as far into the game as you can before your screen gets totally obscured by moons.

[@rextheboxer1163]

The pressure of Pizza% is just too good for it to be one-off

[@KemoTheKemono]

Wet%. Enter all sets of swimmable water as fast as you can. Each time your YT sub count changes during it, you have to reset the run.

[@can-xe5ub]

Saul% You need to make mario wear the crazy cap suit and read out the chicanery rant while inside the city hall.

[@Dustin_Probably]

Plush% try getting as far as you can in the game before someone buys your plush.

[@Ryguy6749.]

Mystery% you get a friend to write down a specific task for you to complete. It could be like getting a specific moon, jumping of a specific cliff, or bonking in a random spot. It could be literally anything. You do not know what it is and you have to guess by doing the things and when you do the right thing, they tell you and the run is over.

[@Ryguy6749.]

Why does this have so many likes???

[@darcys842]

Callender% seems like it would be really interesting to see from a bunch of different streamers. Cause depending on where you live the different months mean different things, like up here in Canada, October isnt really Halloween, more so preperations for the winter.

[@SamuelPlaysGames]

Fir% Do your favorite moon, in your favorite kingdom, in your favorite outfit, while wearing your favorite hat, and saying your favorite word at the same time at least once.🗿

[@Thuemian]

World Bonk%: Bonk in every Kingdom as fast as possible

[@Souless_mario]

Hatcapture%. Get atleast 20 different hats from stores and capture 20 different enemies with each of the 20 hats. You also have to spin every moon with your hat(anykind is fine) before you collect that moon.

[@Souless_mario]

Like if this is a good dumb idea.

[@johnmiller6856]

I don't know

[@ArtzyZero]

I love Calendar%, it's a cute idea that could be applied to different games! :D

[@HRBarranger]

Thx

[@SushiBoi-dk5im]

Delicious% For every kingdom you go to, draw an idea for a dish inspired by the kingdom After escape sequence, go to luncheon and eat the stupendous stew Time ends when you finish the stew

[@sarahjackson9564]

Pokemon%- Capture every capturable *animal* in Mario Odyssey. Timer ends when you uncapture the last one. Btw- Forks, Steam Gardeners(The ones that give you nuts) and the dog do not count.

[@rainbowtube970]

Cat% a cat spawns in each kingdom and you have to find them before you move on

[@NineQuestionMarks]

This deserves its own stream/video due to the inevitable long length it will have%: 100% but you have to do the moons in order. Not kingdom order though. You can collect moons 1,2,3 in Sand Kingdom, then go to Cap and collect moons 1,2,3,4, and then go back to Sand to collect moons 4,5,6.

[@Noah73827]

That legitimately made me tear up when I saw that the tostarena shopkeeper had passed away 😢

[@gelatin283]

Sphere% in every kingdom you have to find 3 spheres. If you can’t find 3 in one kingdom the run is over

[@megaflamecomedy2673]

Toad%, in a 100% file, get to every kingdom and talk to captain toad as fast as possible without warping. Run ends when you talk to all of them.

[@ridaskia]

Democracy%: every second moon you have to let chat vote whether you can get it or not (if chat votes no, they have to vote on more moons until they say yes. Then you have one free one (however you cannot pick one up that chat previously said no to) and then chat has to vote again and so on). Anyway, great video again!

[@ClipReplay404]

0:44 Oh I see me in twitch chat :D

[@flame98251]

French fry% you can only see a line of eatch world that goes from where mario is looking to the end. So you got to constantly spin to know what is arrownd. Also. Cappy can only go in the french fry line of sight. Have fun 😂

[@Fionacle]

My sole purpose in life is identifying when the AHIT OST is being used as background music in videos. I see you Conductor’s Train

[@deathgame8786]

Economy%, Get as many moons from stores. Costume moons are included.

[@gechoman44iwantahippo]

Now it’s time for maximum captures. It’s the opposite of minimum captures. You have to capture every single thing you can in the game. This includes duplicates of every capture. Every unique entity must be captured. The only exceptions I will give you are respawning enemies and bullet bills. You just have to capture one bullet bill per cannon.

[@Quagomasjyvs]

Villager% what ever kingdom your in, you have to speak like the characters that live in that kingdom

[@Gloobis-]

I thought of the best speedrun Heat%: After every moon put on 1 blanket

[@mingfunglau149]

Then again, if you managed to leave the Lost Kingdom, you would be stuck in the Ruined Kingdom since it only has 3 base-game moons. My suggestion: Remember the Birdwatching%? Do that but with enemies that you come across throughout the game like Bullet Bills, the Dragon, Gushens etc.

[@CZ_Records479]

Burpee % you play through SMO but every time you bonk or take damage you do 10 burpees , good luck.

[@jonatanmonsalve11]

I suggest "stomp%" The run ends when you have killed every single enemy you can kill by just stomping them, like the Goombas. If any other kind of kill happens because of you, either a direct not-stomp kill or by accident, you have to reset the run, unless it is an obligatory kill to progress on the game, like the bosses.

[@Infindox]

First one would be good for a challenge race, just fix it so its half in every area and pthe checks okay.

[@SpHyperspeed]

Fir likes to torture himself, Keep sending more challenges.

[@avarienadeau7767]

No cap% go through the game while skipping the most amount of happy sayings! This seems like an actual good one

[@teacherstoyanov453]

MaximumCapture% You have to capture every possible capture in the game. The speed run ends when you capture every possible capturable thing in the game

[@hatewillneverwin999]

The Snap% run could be really fun for a race (potentially)

[@ThePrinceOfHistory]

I was not expecting Ohio%

[@royalfizzbin2131]

It’s a little less surprising if you know he’s from Cincinnati

[@still_oggy]

Checkpoint%: You collect every single checkpoint/flag in smo *but* you also have to beat the game!

[@monkeyzachd]

Skip percent: get 10 skips as fast as you can, it doesn’t matter what skips just 10 of them.

[@theworldwideweb9393]

Ultimate Bonk%. Bonk on every wall in the game. Fences count, anything you can bonk on (this counts taking damage from enemies) counts.

[@kadofireee]

Next up Delete%, if you bonk or take damage, a 5 random moons get deleted from the kingdom your in. And if you die, you need to get 3 extra moons to complete the kingdom.

[@Ankmatoon_YT]

Brother%: meet Luigi as fast as possible

[@Mamelao661]

7:05 just buy a moon

[@kittenkutie]

harriet%: every boss except for bowser, the broodal-bot, and madame broodal are replaced with harriet.

[@SamuelPlaysGames]

1% you walk, 5 steps. That’s it.🗿

[@tobiasfamilybinder7292]

Jenga%You do a normal run but every moon you collect you remove a piece from the wood tower

[@Turniplord3716]

Weddingposter% take down as many wedding posters in sub-hour, my bet is 54

[@GrainTheBreadLoaf]

Dumb speed run submission: Peach% take a picture with princess peach in every kingdom!

[@Kakkemans]

Eat%, have a mod be made for you where you can eat EVERYTHING EVEN THE KINGDOMS and beat the game as fast as possible

[@dogtwin7993]

The best speedrun, dinosaursuicide% where you jump off the map as a Dino as quick as you can.

[@Xavi-Monki]

Fir I love ur content so much because it has so much funny parts in videos you make and u are just a really hardworking video creator I really admire you, keep going bro u can get to 500k Subs!!!!

[@kittenkutie]

there is a santa outfit already, and it only costs 1,500 coins altogether

[@SamuelPlaysGames]

He said he didn’t have the Santa outfit on his version of the game

[@Bennybot50]

Apocalypse% Every npc is dead. Bosses are gone and the story moons are just kind of there. No music. Shops are empty, and all creatures have disappeared from the overworld

[@carsondile3805]

Headache% shake your camera every time you get a moon

[@sarahjackson9564]

Max Caps%- Capture everything one time. Also you need to do yolleyball to 100 but you can only use you cap>:)

[@bruhmangray]

We also have Fact%. It’s basically just a normal speed run but every time you reach a new kingdom you tell the viewers a fact about the kingdom.

[@COIN_LuigiPres1]

Next we got Luigi% where you dress up like Luigi and talk to Luigi in any kingdom 👍

[@Kaysea_DoesThings]

RanDOm% use a random number generator of 1-100, and whatever you land on is what present of the game you have to complete

[@IlQwertylI]

Crash%.The goal is to crash your game as fast as possible.

[@SuperGD501]

NintendoAprooved% You to go as fast as possible and following the arrows in guide mode.

[@JosephODonoghue-sh9hc]

0.1% Complete 0.1% of the game

[@HACKEDCHANNEL01]

For lost kingdom in the Thanos% speed run, You could’ve got the one moon behind the odyssey. The one with the key.

[@Kalaphant]

17:40 Imagine Angela is literally watching your stream and trying to stop you XD

[@Boborobo1]

Furiousgamer% Every time fir tries to input jump/ cap throw/ walk 1/8th of the time the input will not go through Run ends when you beat the game

[@SamuelPlaysGames]

Chat% let the chat decide on moons, if chat says yes, you get to get the moon, if chat says no, you don’t, run ends when chat says no and you don’t get the moon 5 times.🗿

[@scooby2691]

Voodoo: Damage you inflict on enemies is dealt back to you as well.