The most common phrases you hear on any given race day: "Start your engines", "the caution is out for debris", and "trouble for Danica Patrick."
@jaxng978 жыл бұрын
Best comment ever xD
@WernerBros8 жыл бұрын
You hear danica at least in at least half the track
@Thearmorcav7 жыл бұрын
hay I been watching NASCAR for 40 years, now the first lady shows up, ya its a Boys Game Who Can Wreck the Split Tail Danica
@fourdeadinohio83037 жыл бұрын
i like you have seen the best in the 80~90s my favorite is rusty wallace. the girl sold some tickets but she can't race worse a shit. her only win was in indy cars a exhibition race like the twin 125s . she doesn't have the right to run with the best in nascar
@SpectralUmbreon1977 жыл бұрын
Now it's Corey Lajoie.
@BuschWhackerReviews9 жыл бұрын
i love how hamlin is talking to her like a mother talks to their child on a temper tantrum
@digging60687 жыл бұрын
BuschWhacker Reviews I swear, this almost seemed scripted, kinda like a bad soap opera. lol
@etherlords886 жыл бұрын
Digging 606 more like that disaster artist. 😂
@theoneandonlyrustyshaklefo62566 жыл бұрын
Digging 606 Yeah, the way she was acting.
@WhatiFRacing9 жыл бұрын
the martinsville one is hilarious. she tries to wreck him and spins herself out LMAO
@hierjel_nr9 жыл бұрын
+WhatiFRacing Like 2012 when she tried to crash Cassill.
@pcpopscergi12389 жыл бұрын
The rule number one of stock car racing........
@ethanroebuck72038 жыл бұрын
+KB18theBEST lol i was gonna bring that up... But so true.
@pcpopscergi12388 жыл бұрын
Yah But rememberJimmie Johnson in 2011 Richmond And Matt Kenseth last year They all wrecked their rival and still wrecked themselves Sometimes you don't care that how are your race going, you just want to wreck your rivals
@CPWindsorsub8 жыл бұрын
+KB18theBEST Matt Kenseth last year wasn't in contention to win that race though.
@dianepantermoller22299 жыл бұрын
She is improving on her ability to crash. They are pretty spectacular. :)
@DEIFAN2 жыл бұрын
I mean she is testing the safety of the Gen 6
@bearmare97108 жыл бұрын
Swimsuit models shouldn't drive race cars.
@chrisignatz17282 жыл бұрын
She ain't no swimsuit model either ! 🤣
@DEIFAN2 жыл бұрын
Good thing these gen 6 cars are safe
@timothyyoung83452 жыл бұрын
Are you blind?
@user-gu1hl2kx2k9 жыл бұрын
Denny calling her loose
@MGTOWRising8 жыл бұрын
Feminism ruins everything, even NASCAR.
@razaalam13506 жыл бұрын
MGTOW in MOTION >MGTOW >thinking you have a say on anything
@alexzanderterwilliger80616 жыл бұрын
This is why this is a boy sport girls are too soft.
@JoelWelter6 жыл бұрын
You go, teen boy.
@brendashouseofshine49546 жыл бұрын
MGTOW in MOTION You are 100% right.
@PowerClan11018 жыл бұрын
Danica (Does Anyone Notice I Crash Alot?)
@jwalker38358 жыл бұрын
quick story. at the time me 27 gf 25 and our little girl 6, we went to the Kentucky race last year. halfway through we looked down and our little girls crying, gf asks her wants wrong and she said i just so mad dale crashed kyle. gf smiles and tells me what she said. i said no sweetheart dale crashed danica.. she looks up with the biggest smile and screams yay dale your the best. funny shit ive heard, shes not a danica fan bc she said thats shes mean and not nice. fyi my gf or i have never told her who to cheer on or dislike. she makes her own decisions and we couldnt be happier lol
@MrAeroHD8 жыл бұрын
Hamlin DEEP in the friendzone.
@Ryeblue8 жыл бұрын
lol
@MrJoe1129uscg5 жыл бұрын
Bwahaha
@kevshearer19979 жыл бұрын
But yet, she gets a new sponsor and a contract extension...welcome to today's NASCAR folks, where everything is made up and the points don't matter.
@TheTornado19999 жыл бұрын
such an original comment...not.
@ethanroebuck72038 жыл бұрын
Its time for props! Where Danica pretends she is a racecar driver...
@Floatsfast8 жыл бұрын
+TheTornado1999 Yet in this case it works also.
@themike97_588 жыл бұрын
+Kevin Shearer she doesn't do a damned thing! ;)
@kevshearer19978 жыл бұрын
Mike Lauderback That's so true.
@cookie17499 жыл бұрын
0:14 Mike Joy: That car's junk. Me: Isn't it always junk? XD
@thatguyonstage9 жыл бұрын
+cookie1749 sad thing is if it had a real driver behind the wheel it'd probably run pretty solid. That 10 car is a good piece, the problem is behind the wheel.
@cookie17499 жыл бұрын
+thatguyonstage Exactly what I was thinking. If only that car had a better driver. I love your videos so much by the way. "You're loose!"~Denny Hamlin, 2015.
@guyfawkes99518 жыл бұрын
1:31 THIS RIGHT HERE is why I don't watch NASCAR anymore. Can you IMAGINE a male driver approaching another male driver, grabbing their suit front and then slapping them in the chest...with no repercussions? There would be fists flying in two seconds. She gets and has gotten every break in the world and still can't drive the damn car. Money and, apparently in someone's opinion, pretty and that's all it takes. Between her and Kyle Busch I spend so much time wanting to punch the fucking screen it's not worth bothering with it anymore.
@tyowens74818 жыл бұрын
Kyle has matured and humbled a lot tho, my respect to him used to be 1/10 but now I like the guy, bur Danica, yea she still sucks
@guyfawkes99518 жыл бұрын
x Base I'll grant that he's a lot more humble than he used to be, but I still see his past every time I look at him. He can certainly drive a stock car, though. There's just so much that pisses me off about NASCAR currently that I rarely even bother to watch it anymore.
@scottwood40558 жыл бұрын
me to quit watch that crap they call NASCAR these days &I was life time NASCAR fan it sucks & is barely watchable!
@scottwood40558 жыл бұрын
+Guy Fawkes same here
@steveevans71707 жыл бұрын
Guy Fawkes agree. Folks who refuse to take responsibility are the worst😬
@gunpro28668 жыл бұрын
Based on the title, I though this was going to be a muuuuch longer video.
@A_Just.OK_Gamer9 жыл бұрын
Thanks for putting yet another one of these together!! That move at Darlington to bring out the caution was a classy move, huh? SMDH
@ianvazquez50208 жыл бұрын
I love how Danica grabbed his suit and she didn't hurt him when if it was someone like Brad or Jeff shit would have went down
@HydraDominus8 жыл бұрын
Denny was like "god can't even save this bitch"
@0123renee9 жыл бұрын
At this point, I'm amazed Tony hasn't fired her. Tony has had terrible finishes too, but he has a reason. He hasn't fully recovered from that drastic Sprint crash in 2013. Danica has had no bad luck at all. And while I WANT her to run well, it's getting clear. FOUR years and you STILL can't salvage good runs!
@thatguyonstage9 жыл бұрын
+24AMPER at this point she is only here because of the money she brings in. IMO Tony knew she would suck, he just saw that GoDaddy money and let it make the decision for him. Now with Nature's Bakery coming on they will see a drop in weekly funding of around 100k, granted 600k+ is still a nice payout. However Nature's Bakery are a small company, have under 500 employees and are sinking over 20% of their net into sponsoring Danica Patrick... I'd be surprised if this company doesn't go bankrupt before her 3 year deal is up.
@lemkelegion9 жыл бұрын
+24AMPER I don't think tony hired her for the driving.... If you know What I mean
@synthsolutionmusic9 жыл бұрын
+24AMPER I think NASCAR is holding Tony down with this and making him keep her. Once her tits sag, she'll be thrown out.
@thatguyonstage9 жыл бұрын
synthsolutionmusic but will a's ever sag though? haha
@user-gu1hl2kx2k9 жыл бұрын
+lemkelegion tony is using her as a comfort woman, what a sick bastard
@caliarmyguy9 жыл бұрын
She needs to go to the truck series until she figures out what she's supposed to be doing behind the wheel.
@ethanroebuck72038 жыл бұрын
ARCR is more her speed...
@SupermarketSweep7778 жыл бұрын
Or driving Go Karts at a local Arcade and Play center.
@duckman64037 жыл бұрын
prehaps iracing?
@jeffreyrumbold93636 жыл бұрын
SIM racing. That way she won't accidentally kill someone.
@mrnobody71149 жыл бұрын
looks like Danica has improved by 0.01%
@cjf13_9 жыл бұрын
No 0.00%
@ethanroebuck72038 жыл бұрын
Shes the first driver to have actually gotten worse as far as results go since her rookie season
@pidgeot18938 жыл бұрын
+Ethan Roebuck Casey Atwood haha
@autoad6 жыл бұрын
"I Can't Drive It."- You're right Danica. You can't drive.
@A_Just.OK_Gamer9 жыл бұрын
"then apparently you don't have to actually hit me!" WELL DUH!!! She's just now learning this??? Yeah, "great" driver. SMH
@clarson04208 жыл бұрын
7:03 what....just...what? She's a liability. Very few drivers have been bad enough that they're actually a danger to other drivers.
@catherinealexandria11839 жыл бұрын
'Live: we have trouble with Danica Patrick' Truer words never spoken.
@ThePaintballernick9 жыл бұрын
If it were any other driver, they'd be long gone. there's alot better drivers that should be in that ride
@lemkelegion9 жыл бұрын
+ThePaintballernick She has boobs. Thats why
@FDSixtyNine8 жыл бұрын
+lemkelegion very small boobs
@TomO-if7nh7 жыл бұрын
"Athletic boobs"
@fhuber75078 жыл бұрын
GO TOW TRUCK! We love Danica... she gives the tow trucks lots of business.
@Ibelikemj9 жыл бұрын
That Denny incident was painful to watch
@ethanroebuck72038 жыл бұрын
"Apparently, you don't have to actually hit me" that doesn't help her case at all...
@steveevans71707 жыл бұрын
Ethan Roebuck she fails to take responsibility for herself. This indicates low self-esteem. Daddy paying for everything will enable and perpetuate this as time goes on. Taking the air off the back of a car that's ahead of you has been a legitimate race move for years.
@TomO-if7nh7 жыл бұрын
Anyone know where to buy real race used NASCAR sheetmetal?
@Jack4289 жыл бұрын
She's horrible. All this time in top notch equipment and can't finish better than 24th. Amazing
@Ravnican1278 жыл бұрын
I don't know how NASCAR hasn't reamed her ass over all her deliberate attacks on other drivers. Yes, drivers play dirty. But they do it in subtle ways. They DO NOT swerve left over halfway up the track trying to hit and spin another driver. Rubbin' is racin', but that shit like at Martinsville is ridiculous.
@bradpetersen188 жыл бұрын
Fuck I bet Danica would even wreck on a drag strip
@coolguy200000008 жыл бұрын
+Solaris Thats a great one XD
@ethanroebuck72038 жыл бұрын
+Solaris best thing I've heard, ever.
@catherinealexandria11838 жыл бұрын
LOL - just picked up, out of my subwoofer, your sneak random insertions of Denny's "You're loose" at random times. LOL
@Tony14Stewart9 жыл бұрын
that Denny and Danica fight was funny though
@thatguyonstage8 жыл бұрын
+Austin Wille it wasn't. They're both awkward in situations like that.
@chinchy1114 жыл бұрын
Like they are in a soap opera
@RowdyBrian178 жыл бұрын
I love Denny Hamlin. *danica screaming* "honey, danica, honey"
@terrymaloney39737 жыл бұрын
It's time for her to move on. Give someone else a shot.
@seanhart71858 жыл бұрын
Although I'm happy that Danica is doing better this season as far as wrecks go, it confuses me that she thinks someone has to physically run into your car to lose control. I understand that she was mad and all, but surely she knows that a modern stock car can lose grip if airflow is significantly disrupted.
@SHA8UTIE7 жыл бұрын
It has been 50 races since this video was made and we can only add one (1) top-10 finish to the stat sheet.
@Themayseffect8 жыл бұрын
At some point her team has to except some of this blame too. These teams have spotters for a reason, and it seems like it has gotten to the point where they simply do not monitor her blind spots at all. Its a shame. When you have a team that doesn't care about you, its time to start finding some new people. Secondly it is clear these cars simply do not suit her abilities.
@nascarfan4888JJ8 жыл бұрын
No 2016 video? :(
@thatguyonstage8 жыл бұрын
She didn't crash enough for a 2016 video tbh. I mean she ran like absolute dog-shit all year but from The Glen on she didn't wreck, though she ran in the mid-high 20's. I will be combining 2016 and 2017 together, it will be called 'Fig Bars and Failure - the natures bakery years.'
@JacobJett7 жыл бұрын
thatguyonstage "Fig Bars and Failure." I like it. Also, just out of curiosity, who's you're favorite driver? I know Danica's least favorite
@thatguyonstage7 жыл бұрын
Kasey Kahne. Before that I was a Rusty fan.
@JacobJett7 жыл бұрын
Nice! Kasey's my driver too
@snookysnax2 жыл бұрын
ya think this is bad, you should see her driving to the supermarket.
@ThallesNinja8 жыл бұрын
6:32 Now that's just ironic LOL
@nascarcrashesnmore9 жыл бұрын
So loose...
@RacerToni989 жыл бұрын
Great video once again!
@ethanroebuck72038 жыл бұрын
I've watching this video many times and Let's be honest here... She'd be the first iRacing driver to get demoted from Rookie license level
@emigdiomorales44459 жыл бұрын
6:13 pissed me off. come on danica there's a pedal called a BRAKE.
@spencergottschling39418 жыл бұрын
it was never Denny Hamlin's fault
@malcolmdrake61372 жыл бұрын
I thought the title said, Danica Patrick 2,015 crashes and fails. And I thought, that sounds about right...LOL
@silent_bob_7 жыл бұрын
2:09 That fucking smirk lol.
@roggie24998 жыл бұрын
Still find it a joke that NASCAR suspends Kenseth for 2 races but doesn't suspend Danica for the same thing.
@MGTOWRising8 жыл бұрын
+roggie2499 It's called the pussy pass.
@roggie24998 жыл бұрын
MGTOW Rising Pretty much.
@ethanroebuck72038 жыл бұрын
+MGTOW Rising ever wonder if Tony gets some goods from her? Sure seems like it to keep her complaining self around, even if she brings in money I wouldn't want her on a racing team with the drama she causes internally even.
@paulmaxin35737 жыл бұрын
You can fill up most of you tube with her crashes.
@malcolmdrake61372 жыл бұрын
...then I heard the first line, "I can't drive it." ...and I had the same thought. lol
@hierjel_nr9 жыл бұрын
6:13 - That was the crash I watched live in our country. I hated that because both my favorite drivers crashed.. :(
@chrismull87519 жыл бұрын
it's not my fault your loose Danica you gotta tighten up tighten what up? Lmfao
@coolguy200000008 жыл бұрын
+Chris Mull her vagina duh
@AeroB37 жыл бұрын
The Peter Principle applied to Patrick as soon as she left IndyCar. I look forward to hearing the words "Danica Patrick has retired from NASCAR".
@Fabio.19863 жыл бұрын
Ma perchè si ostina a correre?
@axelmilan42927 жыл бұрын
This lolcow could spin out an oil tanker.
@panzerwolf4944 жыл бұрын
5:06 I can just guess what the conversation they were having Crew Chief "stop putting the car in the wall!" Danica "It wasn't my fault! The air pushed me!" Crew Chief "You need to learn to drive!" Danica "Hey, I'm NASCAR's cheesecake!"
@Zoomer308 жыл бұрын
A lot of these wrecks were not her fault. It's just the nature of NASCAR now. Big packs of cars that have no room to maneuver and are on the edge of control. Just a hint of a tap and it's gone.
@rgthenascarfan97168 жыл бұрын
1:35 - 2:20 when you try to argue with your girl
@reinolran57597 жыл бұрын
New videos coming
@gordonremsey80558 жыл бұрын
Danica patrick is basically the NASCAR version of F1's Pastor Mandando xD
@bradlinsley80288 жыл бұрын
This is quiet Plain and Simple. Danica Patrick Really needs to practice. 2 Cars wrecked over 2 days.
This is why she is NASCAR history at the end of the year.
@ZANGOJOE8 жыл бұрын
I guess it must be hard to be the only girl in such a league. She may suck big time, but it's also the pressure to compete with only men. I have respect for her, but if she gets too dangerous on the track for the other drivers, then she must quit.
@AMR_Krissy8 жыл бұрын
Danica isnt too good, but she has talent, and has shown it before. Her temper screws her up, every week shes whining about people bumping her... Thats NASCAR. Honestly Jennifer Jo Cobb or Sarah Cornett-Ching are two female drivers that would outrun her in SHR equipment. If Danica didnt throw fits every 30 laps shed be a lot better off.
@alivewithpassion7 жыл бұрын
She’s a future hall of famer!
@jmba249 жыл бұрын
The talent radar you showed is how much YOU have in uploading videos
@SaintJayV9 жыл бұрын
Danica isn't a rookie or a driver who's lost it. She should be in the prime of her career. A pay driver at its finest.
@dougiedoug35159 жыл бұрын
After that conversation Denny Hamlin deserves a cup championship my opinion of him just turned around faster than Danica.
@gandhithegreat3285 жыл бұрын
1:04 Can we all agree Denny Hamlin didn't hit her?
@chinchy1114 жыл бұрын
Did he not? It looks like he did tap her
@cynthiamorales63069 жыл бұрын
awesome video!
@daviddavid19728 жыл бұрын
Danica's crashes and fails could have their own channel.
@TheSteve11758 жыл бұрын
they do it's called, that guy on stage. seams personal
@thatguyonstage8 жыл бұрын
+chevyy steve you could actually consider this a bit personal, yes. Racing is something I've loved my entire life, people like Danica make a mockery of it. Any chance I get to show her in a negative light I jump at it.
@jmba249 жыл бұрын
And be more specific what does that mean :/
@0123renee8 жыл бұрын
Did you just see how Danica crashed in the 2016 Can-Am duel?
@thatguyonstage8 жыл бұрын
+24AMPER yep. she crashed in the unlimited too. Two races, two wrecks. 2016 is looking like it's going to be a fun year.
@williamb57068 жыл бұрын
+thatguyonstage Three races, three wrecks now.
@DoSum4Me8 жыл бұрын
+thatguyonstage the Danica hating is getting pretty pathetic... None of the wrecks so far this year are her fault! If you losers think NASCAR driving is SO easy, than why don't you unintelligent assholes go race in a sprint race and beat her? Oh wait! You couldn't! Shut the fuck up. Most of her crashes are NOT her fault. Racing involves crashes, so get over it.
@thatguyonstage8 жыл бұрын
albert7139 lol all four of her wrecks so far this season have been more or less her fault. All 3 at Daytona she was at fault and at Auto Club she was the one who came up into Kahne after he tried to side draft (watch the seams on the track, she crosses the seam between them and forces the contact). Danica has zero spatial awareness and shit car control to boot. She fucking sucks and should have been shit canned years ago.
@thatguyonstage8 жыл бұрын
***** she still crashed, she still put herself into that position. Bottom line, her fault or not she has wrecked 94 times in 198 starts. That is fucking pathetic and at some point a stat like that has to start to matter. She is a joke.
@sebastianochs76039 жыл бұрын
Danica and Denny were like a couple that cannot decide whether they should split up or not.
@richierudd6 жыл бұрын
She had a mediocre career in an Indy car. Sh'es really cute beautiful, intelligent, a good spokes person and has some talent but when she first came up to Nascar, Kyle Petty and Darrell Waltrip were her harshest critics. They both more or less said she's petite and it's not going to be easy for her to wrestle a heavy stock car. It would have been better if she spent a year or two running what I will always call the Bush series no matter how many times the sponsorship has changed and then judged if she was ready for Cup racing.
@jasongoodacre5 жыл бұрын
Its generally a good idea if you DONT crash your race car. Danica seemed to forget this during her career.
@p71collector4 жыл бұрын
If someone made a video of every crash Danica Patrick was involved in, it would last 14 hours!
@jimmyclimer5942 жыл бұрын
What a pioneer, in a race of men turning left Danika turns right lol.
@dtwdleon33477 жыл бұрын
@ 2:15 i almost started crying 😭😂
@Stesso8 жыл бұрын
I like how she and Denny Hamlin talk about it, but Danica grabbed his firesuit. Still like it tho.
@ernestchristensen24406 жыл бұрын
You know, I think that Tampax should sponsor her!!!;)
@crzzymnn9118 жыл бұрын
She does the same thing over and over. Rides too high realizes her mistake tries to turn away to sharp, boom oversteers. Add another one to the highlight reel.
@bonvct8 жыл бұрын
we need a 2016 montage
@scs80jr7 жыл бұрын
It's like watching the ai run perfect laps while you (the player) are just thrashing the car all over the place your first time playing the game.
@_default_84718 жыл бұрын
lol Danica you are now in Sonic And Sega All Stars Racing Transformed
@cjf13_9 жыл бұрын
Used to be a fan and will never again!
@jacobbrede70977 жыл бұрын
The number 1 rule of NASCAR is learn how to wreck someone without wrecking yourself
@DavidStewart-np3cj7 жыл бұрын
Denny Hamlin wants to show Danica what "tight" feels like. He wants to "service" her so bad, it's unreal...i guess Ricky Stenhouse just doesn't measure up so Danica feels like its loose.
@JacobJett8 жыл бұрын
Poor Denny Hamlin, trying to be reasonable
@Timberjagi2 жыл бұрын
I learned one thing, Danica is surrounded with horrible drivers that don't know how to race.
@OliverWitherspoon8 жыл бұрын
min 2:00 Uh.. huh, huh, uh.. huh, huh.... he said "she's too loose" (cue Beavus & Butthead soundtrack).
@fradaw60139 жыл бұрын
Cut her some slack, guys. Not all these crashes were her fault, obviously. Anybody can wreck when they're running mid-pack on one of the super speedways and the guy in front goes sideways. In the meantime, Danica does have to learn the correct way to dish out some payback without totalling her own car.
@richardhatfieldgreg38517 жыл бұрын
Her crew is so tired of hearing, "4 TIRES AND FIX THE DAMAGE!"
@Luisdiaz-rm3jq9 жыл бұрын
Lets hope 2016 she doesn't wreck the freakin God dam fucking stockcar
@skigamer26722 жыл бұрын
Danica`s fighting is lame👎
@tubedude548 жыл бұрын
All the other drivers in a race have to be holding their breath that they won't be near or behind her when the cars are in a pack. They have to sigh a collective sigh of relief when she eventually wrecks and leaves the track! She should be black balled from racing!
@BryonLape7 жыл бұрын
She has no car control. Once it get the littlest squirrelly, she cannot recover.