Joe Rogan & Danica Patrick - What Women Don't Understand About Men

[@howlbigbadwolf]

When a man says "I'm thinking about nothing" Translation. "I'm appreciating this peaceful moment not worrying about anything, please leave me be"

[@storjoel]

Men truly have the ability to not think of anything.

[@howlbigbadwolf]

@@storjoel That is correct.

[@ediesongbird3163]

Zap Wood as a woman I’m baffled by that I don’t think I’m ever not thinking about something

[@robertflowers4014]

Nailed it

[@unluckyy-w8f]

@@ediesongbird3163 When men talking/thinking serious they might be drunk/high.

[@seanjoseph8637]

"Never underestimate the capacity of a Man to be thinking absolutely nothing or just be planning what they would do if Ninja's attacked."

[@superchesman38]

Sean Joseph 😭😂😂😭

[@Johnzen03]

Can’t. Stop. Laughing. Fucking awesome!

[@TooCosmic]

The ACCURACY

[@darrellanderson4022]

Seriously!!! 😭😭😭

[@sherrattpemberton6089]

Ha! Nailed it - both with and without super powers

[@jacobgarz8970]

Her: i bet he’s thinking of other women Him: how long does it take a giraffe to throw up

[@jvamustangs]

Omg this is pure gold!!

[@antonydrossos5719]

Now I have to google that shit!

[@funkydankspliff]

Antony Drossos did you get an answer?

[@benpowerhaus]

funkydankspliff you know you can google it yourself...

[@shawnsmith1865]

SO LEGIT

[@lordfogg9728]

"Never try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other." Al Bundy

[@Adventure_fuel]

😂

[@magius-jo2gl]

but they love shoes...

[@Eray-fy5bz]

No ma'am member here

[@Akanapocalypse]

That's very true. Even so called female friends are enemies lol...

[@Justme-tz1tt]

You don’t know anything about women huh 🤔😅 The best friendship in between two women we are always there for each other and we can say anything.

[@axem.8338]

Girl: what are you thinking? Guy: nothing. Girl: tell me Guy: if our son becomes a priest, should I call him father or son?

[@leonmael2599]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@abdulghaffarkhanmiankhail6747]

Haha

[@JhonbyDimanche]

That's deep. But that's unbiblical to call anyone(apart of your biological) father.

[@hanzobuzen3688]

Holy Spirit

[@samuvisser]

😂😂😂 most accurate post on YT

[@MohiZidano]

Girl: "What are you thinking about?" Guy: "Cells multiply by dividing"

[@AdrianRodriguez-zs1lo]

Wait. That's wack

[@ws-zo3kp]

now I am gonna be thinking this all the time

[@1kstodd]

Fuck

[@michelmilaneh8963]

Shit

[@siddharthmehta6397]

Ok wha

[@IlIlIlllIlIlIllli]

Her “What are you thinking about ? “ Guy “nothing” Her “come on “ Guy “ When you buy a bigger bed you have more bed room, but less bedroom“

[@kian6394Z]

Lil Trunks woah

[@vickykaushik8764]

Mother of god !

[@i-xile8314]

ChocolateGinger??? I’ve seen this comment before

[@AlexAlex-fv2wk]

🤯

[@runningthor1999]

Lil Trunks you’re incredible bro, so proud of you!

[@AtticaSalt]

Danica was actually one of the more memorable guests, in my own opinion. She was very much down to earth and unequivocally herself. It was nice to a see a lack of pageantry when a lot of the guests are so focused on how many people are watching/listening to them. Cool gal.

[@zk3212]

Agreed she is awesome

[@dieseltu1035]

She made a dumb public sex comment about her ex and he left . And she can't race either.She's nothing special.

[@ralphcrisp2896]

I'm a fan of Danica Patrick. She's a bobcat!

[@speedking7224]

Can't drive for sh*t though😂

[@brando7266]

And then she voted for a convicted sex offender, who brags about grabbing women's 🦫, and overthrew roe ,which will lead to more rape and incest babies,

[@johnjohnson201]

Girl: “What are you thinking about?” Guy: “Buzz lightyear denied being a toy, but still froze when humans were around”

[@Ben-dv8xw]

Yeah that shit bothers me

[@mkzharper]

Damn...

[@Devin_Stromgren]

That's been bothering me since the movie came out.

[@TheM16NdPregnant]

Devin Stromgren Jesus that’s bothered you for over 20 years?

[@Devin_Stromgren]

Off and on.

[@samwest3762]

Her: "What are you thinking about?" Him: "What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?"

[@___swiz___999]

Had me thinking lol, what would happen

[@ABHISHEK-gn2ln]

I am deep down into analysing that

[@schabalabadingdong7805]

I NEED AN ANSWER!!!!!!

[@addhoc256]

the first one who finds out what you made them do gets the job

[@kegsmagegs1516]

Some men just want to watch the world burn

[@annn2780]

Girl: "What are you thinking?" Guy: "If I'm waiting for a waiter, aren't I the waiter?"

[@Gynecologist]

Ann N That’s is a good question!!

[@13AK98]

Good one.

[@yodad5259]

You thought nobody would notice you stole the joke?

[@TheWolfgangfritz]

Man that's deep! Something a modern Taoist Monk would come up with!

[@100AngelBoy]

Would you give yourself a tip, though?

[@bplup6419]

My girlfriend: "What's wrong?" Me: "Nothing." Her brain: "He looks so lost in thought. Something has to be wrong, is he depressed? Is he not happy with our relationship? Did I do something?" My brain: *Carton of milk falls over*

[@ghostrecon7497]

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

[@se7ensavage707]

"Always aspire to be the person you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid." - Joseph J. Rogan

[@kedabro1957]

@123fort andbree Simps don' get laid.

[@zenzen4982]

Does anyone catch what she is answering to his question? The auto-generated subtitles are hilarious but not helpful and I am not familiar with the saying.

[@Limpatome]

@@zenzen4982 "For every hot chick there is a dude sick of screwing her"

[@zenzen4982]

@@Limpatome Thank you! :3

[@requestcontainsinvalidargu185]

@@kedabro1957 false. Not only do simps get laid, it's also an overpopulation problem that they have caused.

[@joan3338]

Her: He's thinking of other women. Me: Do crabs think fish are flying?

[@yellowferrarilikepikachu3865]

holy fuck

[@13AK98]

Good one.

[@ovaismir6618]

Wtf

[@bug5654]

Fish are flying.

[@bug5654]

And planes are swimming.

[@bigajay9834]

Her: What are ya thinkin about hun? Him: If I hit myself and it hurts...Am I weak? Or am I strong? 🤔

[@swiftlessytvlogs5637]

Damn...

[@Nothing-rj7oi]

That really hits hard.

[@therongustafson]

Weak

[@brandslav5989]

@RyanORourkelol but what if you're stronger than a Gorilla?

[@tonytone1183]

@@brandslav5989 fukkk u just blew my fucken mind away

[@Transformyourmind1]

I have been married going on 24 years and have a great marriage. #1 marriage advice: be nice to each other.

[@itz_adziii]

It means you’ve got a good wife or you just put up with her shit for eternity - it’s one way or the other Ps: I’ve been married for 10 years but 100% be nice to each other and if you have nothing good to say keep your mouth shut (when I say good - advising her is good, unfortunately a lot of men think if they correct their woman’s behaviour they’re gonna get argumentative)

[@charlesncharge6298]

"Aspire to be the person you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid" Joe Rogan is dropping pearls of wisdom.

[@Carguy101-b4q]

Underrated quote haha

[@entropy5431]

Surely it should be pretend to be the person you aspire to be... I get the vibe though 🙂

[@AS-mw6pw]

@@entropy5431 no it’s not

[@abecobis52]

As I read this he said it it's a sign

[@mcpartridgeboy]

what manipulative jelous and hoarny ? no thanks.

[@David_F97]

Girl: “What are you thinking about?” Man: “If a picture is worth a thousand words, why can’t we judge a book by its cover?”🤔

[@corneliojerez1791]

David touché

[@yojon4905]

Thank you

[@Ahmedqamislo]

I’m gonna use it

[@milton5417]

🤯

[@ULYSSES-31]

Never mix your metaphors.

[@huverdoose]

Her : “What are you thinking about?” Him : "Why do they call them apartments when they're all stuck together?"

[@Elizabelle79]

Hhhhhm... good question!

[@huverdoose]

@Michael P Actually, I stole it from Gallagher.

[@Dominian1]

Cause the wall keeps you apart from each other. Your apartments have walls, no?

[@huverdoose]

@@Dominian1 Here in the US, the multi-family single dwelling is so rare that when people hear "apart" they think "detached" instead of "separated."

[@TJ-kj9ki]

Michael P imagine thinking that old joke came from tik tok...

[@dirty.dan37]

1:11 I was disappointed that the answer was not cheeseburgers

[@EzDyt]

Same

[@Trunojo]

I could sit in a chair for an hour and think about literally nothing. And let me tell you, it’s great.

[@annasofiaVttle]

So glad I grew up around my four brothers. I grew up learning and looking up to them. Helped me turn out to be what I am and I can happily agree with you, just sitting or whatever and not have neurotic thoughts flying around all the time. It’s great

[@OBITOBI-_-I]

@Rei Ren it’s all relative to their life style but if they retain allot of information why tf can’t they retain the information that men are physically capable of thinking about nothing and just staring into space for 7 minute intervals

[@flowrepins6663]

those are rookie numbers

[@Trunojo]

@@flowrepins6663 lmao

[@ntnce2933]

@@flowrepins6663 ah a fellow cultured man

[@jubaouanouche7776]

When a man says "Nothing" he's just in need to be left alone, not being disturbed. Men find solutions to their problems in those silent moments.

[@st4ne4rmthevill63]

& if we dont then we seek out the answers.

[@callanc3925]

Even if there isnt a problem, men just in general enjoy a bit of quiet from time to time, inside their brain and outside

[@jonathanaleman2338]

Why can’t women understand this

[@francogutierrez1793]

@@jonathanaleman2338 because women can't stop thinking apparently, so they can't comprehend that we can just think nothing at all.

[@jonathanaleman2338]

Franco Gutierrez I blame insecurities

[@cohokid6936]

She: I bet he's thinking about other women. He: I wonder if I've ever caught the same fish twice?

[@Maladjester]

Men are hardwired for stupidity, women are hardwired for jealousy. Side note, I've absolutely caught the same fish three times. It looked pretty darn worn out after the third release.

[@Rvlyra67]

Maladjester better off doing it a favour and making dinner I’d say

[@JoseRodriguez-hp4yx]

@@mistaowickkuh6249 lmao

[@runningthor1999]

Mark Thompson absolutely done the fish thing twice myself with bass which are stupidly aggressive. Was a fly fishing guide and had two fellow guides catch the same 25 inch brown trout 2 weeks apart. Same place on the river, photo comps showed the exact same spot pattern/ hook jaw etc.

[@HaventHerd307]

Fly fishing, nuff said.

[@elite_239uchiha7]

“Just like a person, we take them for granted” that hit hard.

[@TJ-kj9ki]

Girl: I bet he's thinking about other women Man: If I cleaned out the vacuum cleaner, do I become the vacuum cleaner?

[@davidhawley1132]

TJ Mat My wife uses the shopvac to get the dust out of the house vacuum cleaner, which makes her the vacuum cleaner vacuum cleaner cleaner.

[@missd1577]

😅

[@chiar8476]

😂😂😂 Wow u guys r so random

[@Mike-ls3bs]

No, you would become A vacuum cleaner.

[@marfianorefid9375]

no, you would become a vacuum cleaner cleaner

[@FlakeTillman]

Men compete with each other because women like winners and that’s what got ingrained

[@allnutstew]

FlakeTillman Nailed it .Nothing else need be said.

[@axelandersson6314]

One thing on that note is that there are more male idiots than female ones. But there are also mote male geniuses. The intelligence system is more spread out in the case of men.

[@vinniedurrant]

Men only compete in things they're interested in.

[@pmaii7707]

Vinnie Durrant and that’s women I’ve seen friends throw each other under the bus when females come around

[@vinniedurrant]

Yeah alot of guys do that, they child minded with high blood pressure.

[@raihankhan4374]

The difference is that when men are going through shit before they talk about it they try to rationalize or make sense of it. The annoying part comes in when a woman demands you say what's on your mind while you're still processing it. I don't want to talk about something that I am still in the process of understanding...

[@jacobbrunoni2845]

Thats it raihan

[@raihankhan4374]

@A M It's not to say that all men and women are of one separate type, from my experience it just seems to be the majority of women and men differ in this regard, but that is all anecdotal. Although to your point I can see the difference even among the women in my family, some are like you and others not so much.

[@scottdavis4388]

This quote needs to be on a statue

[@zeegeeecs]

Right on! Very well said!

[@L4R0X]

Very well said. I have the same thing. I think the best way to talk about it when a woman demands it is to explain this process. Tell her that you still don't fully understand and are trying to figure it out. If you tell her this and shes a good person she'll already just be happy about the fact that you let her into your thought process instead of shutting her out.

[@johndodson8464]

"What if he's thinking about someone else." 🤣🤣 No lipstick on the collar. No perfume. No late nights at the office. They get suspicious if you just sit there.

[@Xbalanque21]

Danica- "what's going on in your mind right now? You look stressed." Joe- "Its just been a while since I talked about DMT. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED IT?!"

[@KnowYourRole93]

haha thanks man

[@420surfdawg]

Dont know why, but that has me dying laughing !

[@thecam0073]

Comments are purely about the commenter since you know Joe doesn’t read these

[@SlyJonesGT]

Joe: "Oh it's just the fact that I haven't CONSUMED ELK MEAT YET TODAY"

[@j_freed]

'I'm not thinking about a white horse. You?'

[@CanaDaddd]

Her: "what are you thinking about?" Him: "of all the things that fly, why was the fly called a fly?"

[@sirlionson2207]

But why has nothing been called a walk

[@dj.sauerkraut9022]

That is a good question!

[@goncalobaia1574]

@@sirlionson2207 I'm definitely gonna start depromoting the word "person", it's s too discriminatory, we're all walks now

[@goncalobaia1574]

@Dodadeus that's a wheel....no wait I.....hmm.....well I fresh out now

[@horseman9582]

Good point. But if the wings fall off the fly, is it then called a “walk”?

[@sandeepsridhar8390]

Girl : what are you thinking? Guy : nothing. Girl : Tell me. Guy : If your parachute fails, you have the rest of your life to figure it.

[@jordienp840]

I want to like your comment but it's 69 likes already It would be treason to break the rule Sorry Hope you would understand

[@dominoowens5116]

@@jordienp840 😂😂😂

[@iLLuminatedWithDren]

If your parachute fails you have a reserve

[@iforget6940]

@@iLLuminatedWithDren and if both fail mabey the ex cut the chutes.

[@pauldirac808]

Best one yet 👏🏻

[@chasingmypinnacle]

100% Joe, we take for granted our health and don’t appreciate it enough. I’ve been sick for over a month now and can’t train in jits, muay thai, strength training, studying and working my 11 hours a day like I was before I got sick, I’ll get better but the fact I can’t train and work those long hours really reveals how much I appreciate being healthy and injury free.

[@mikemyon3570]

Get well soon!

[@CarlosRamirez-no2js]

I’m 27 with small injuries nothing too major and I’ve been realizing how much taking care of your body and health is important! I’ve also realized how much of a blessing it is to have friends and family who aren’t on their deathbeds . Women, respect your husbands, husbands love your women.

[@reality5199]

No connect at all

[@Hgulix62]

Her : “What are you thinking about?” Him : "If a pen is mightier than a sword, why actions speak louder than words ??"

[@WhyName]

You need to use the pen to draw, because a picture is worth a thousand words. Alternatively, actions speaking louder is actually a bad thing, because you should be speaking softly while carrying a big stick.

[@bderris]

Pizza - why do we make it in the shape of a circle, only to cut it into triangles, then put it into a square box?

[@trey1956]

If it’s not written down in text or on paper, then it’s not a fact.

[@trey1956]

So it goes pen then sword then words

[@tonycrawford9384]

Cuz swords make ppl stfu 😂😂

[@tommydankcinema643]

Her: I bet he's thinking of other women Him: Are leaves called leaves because they eventually leave a tree?

[@salvadorsanchez447]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NderituNduhiu]

Guys are awesome 😂

[@Mr.Rosesright_now]

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔bro u got me thinking

[@kirubelshawel5039]

actually that's a very good question 🤔

[@danielpatrick8563]

lol

[@kevgh3869]

Man: 'What's wrong?' Woman: 'Nothing'. Woman: 'I said nothing.' Man: is already in a different room.

[@localbigfoot8217]

This is true

[@LordEdegaru]

So true

[@crimson8076]

alright good joke

[@youngoutis7193]

SNap this is not a joke

[@crimson8076]

@@youngoutis7193 ok

[@kinmyname]

3:09 Demure, 6 years ago

[@Q.Lawrence]

"We like to be told what you're thinking." Don't do it, it's a trap.

[@Magnificoooooo]

yup, you just gotta make some shit up that you think they'll be ok with.

[@alexispapageorgiou72]

@@Magnificoooooo No. You got to come up with some sort of formula. Truth 50% of the time. When she catches up, change the number quickly and make it 60/40 etc.

[@jeffjoy4954]

Yep. They'll use it against you for sure!

[@darrenkrehoff5200]

The thing is, that isn't true. In most instances they want to be told you're thinking what they want to hear. That's a Pandora's Box waiting to happen.

[@gtmfred]

Q. Lawrence 100% true, girls love a mysterious man, they also don’t know what they want the majority of the time so when this woman says she wants to know what you’re thinking, she actually doesn’t, it’s a test.

[@skiingman97]

Girl: “I wonder what he’s thinking about” Guy: “how come glue doesn’t dry on the inside of the bottle?”

[@beasthaven1571]

Omg wtf....why doesn't it

[@joshuaerkens7686]

@@beasthaven1571 it reacts with the air or atleast some parts of it. Thats why it dries on the opening part too.

[@4cmd]

The water in the glue evaporates when it comes in contact with air. That's also why you should close the lid

[@Alistair]

@@4cmd it's usually a solvent other than water but sure

[@Curiousnessify]

cuz Jesus is Lord

[@scottbarker21]

Wife to husband. ‘It’s like you haven’t heard a single thing I’ve thought ‘

[@greatbyrondo]

If you REALLY knew me.....you'd know what I was thinking....!

[@tomfu6210]

... yeahh...

[@BrianGivensYtube]

Underrated comment. Women think men all have telepathy.

[@bensenbakker8233]

Scott Barker bro fucking real talk

[@mannie71807]

This was very insightful and I wish more people had this communication competency in the relationship

[@isgood45]

"Aspire to be the person you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid" -Joe Rogan.

[@adanperez648]

Damnn that hit home with what I do

[@skirk248]

Oof

[@Cujo5]

Soo... aspire to become a superficial charming narcissist?

[@TheNtisyadi]

@@Cujo5 do being a narcissist work?

[@TheNtisyadi]

@NOT YOU whoa big guy settle down. You realize that he has wife and kids right? Or do you know something that might lead you to that conclusion?

[@falconheavy6774]

Her: "I bet he's probably thinking about other women" He: "I bet she's thinking that I am thinking about other women"

[@mnikhk]

You can not be thinking what I am thinking you are thinking ?

[@goncalobaia1574]

😂😂😂 it's funny when that does happen though

[@anilpokhrel482]

Bruh

[@glasshalffull8625]

Ladies, here’s a hint: when a guy says HE DOESN’T WANT TO TALK, it’s time to leave him alone !!! Especially, if he’s upset about something. He knows he’s not in a good place and needs to calm down before he can talk. Might take a day or two. IMHO

[@13AK98]

Read it in English accent.

[@johndonovan5981]

Woman: “I bet he’s thinking about other women” Man: “When you say 'Forward' or 'Back', your lips move in those directions.

[@lethalsoldier8082]

Lmaoo wth thats true. Never thought of that

[@lethalsoldier8082]

@@DeySaidDat2 looool

[@rafaelfajardojr.6423]

i tried to say forward while moving my lips back and back while moving my lips forward...and then my wife walked in like ...this fool

[@lethalsoldier8082]

@@rafaelfajardojr.6423 bro i tried the same thing dont worry

[@ramdharisinghdinkar1069]

Even with the Hindi words for forward and back it's same

[@SB-du9if]

This was one of the best interviews of Joe ever and hit the nail right on the head

[@mattslev]

Her: “What are you thinking about?” Joe: “It’s entirely possible that DMT is alien technology left behind to communicate with humans.”

[@sakhilemakama716]

Yoooo🤔🤔

[@spinnerboyz]

"A buddy of mine told me once"

[@jmichaelramirez2510]

What does DMT stand for?

[@firstname163]

@@jmichaelramirez2510 dimethyltryptamine

[@lorenzogiancristofaro9721]

DMT is already synthesized in the human body, just in very little quantities

[@whitenoise5121]

This is one the best comment sections I've ever viewed, 10/10 would recommend. Will be coming back as well lol

[@ianj4389]

I've been reading it the last few minutes...idk even know what they are talking about anymore. Best comments section I've seen.

[@Resident_Kriegsman]

69th like Fuck yeah

[@renemaier5197]

Yeah hit it

[@alltheworldsastage4785]

It is pretty entertaining, yes, lol.

[@davidpowderly9117]

I stopped the vid to read the comments. XD

[@i-xile8314]

Her: “what are you thinking about hun?” Him: If you replace the W’s in “when where and what” with T’s, you get the answer to every question

[@lukeshoo]

I-Xile• • boomer hoomer

[@gianniszacharopoulos5725]

Genius!

[@Just_logic]

I have to write that down. 😂🤓

[@noland5345]

I-Xile• • I read it as t h not th omfg

[@bentleyboy67]

Tho

[@FINALLYOUTAFTER7]

1:38 with men, respect is love.

[@JingIeFett]

Girl: "What are you thinking about?" Guy: "Pigs are much bigger than you'd expect"

[@tonyvstan4175]

they really are though

[@MrMineHeads.]

Fuck man, I think about that kinda shit all the time.

[@conjoe176]

Out all the ones I have read in this comment thread, this is the most accurate

[@firemaker22]

Well how big is a pig then? Like a beer cooler? A motorcycle? What can you compare the size too?

[@MrMineHeads.]

@@firemaker22 it is a lot bigger than a dog, but smaller than a horse

[@smoochywalus3876]

Her: he’s probably thinking about other women Him: buzz lightyear was in denial of being a toy but still froze when humans were around...

[@thegoat8157]

Yo.....

[@CATDHD]

@Nick Thornberry Valdivia thats clever

[@the_appointed1142]

Stolen comment dude

[@Mikeyprs21]

Oh damn...

[@damat9607]

He still wanted to fit in also he wanted to stay friend of giant creature

[@MySliceofLifeAnimation]

Her: “Why are you walking so weird?” Him: “My knees hurt” Actually him: **I must align my feet with the tiles or else I will die**

[@prathmeshbendre]

Never gets old 😂

[@Ulani15]

I like to step on the tile line with the line on my shoe sole lmao

[@ALJ9000]

Step on a crack and you’ll break your mommas back

[@bonifiedeagle6128]

@@ALJ9000 I swear I thought I only did that, I swear we all live the same lives

[@ALJ9000]

@@bonifiedeagle6128 To some extent we do

[@KrappyPatty-ry6lj]

"Cheeseburgers....OOOOOOOO"

[@surajshaw9703]

Women: What are you thinking about? Men: Why do they call it building, when it is already built...

[@leapbeforeyoulook201]

Internet historian wants to know your location.

[@Puss1man]

@@leapbeforeyoulook201 YES! just watched that vid

[@Dk-ie4te]

It's big brain time.

[@MRBlack01234]

I should ask this question to my grammar teacher.😂

[@cumykaze2435]

Because the suffix *ing* is added to verbs to make noun forms so building is a noun form of a thing that exists as the result of the act of those who built it

[@Blackwing_Earth-2_]

1. 99.9% of the time, if he says nothing, he's literally thinking about nothing. A study was done at the University of Phoenix and they found that men specifically have the ability to think about absolutely nothing for hours on end. Women don't understand it, and they get frustrated when you give them that answer, but its true. For that 1% of the time when he is thinking about something, it's one of two things. It could be something so stupid (like wondering if he'd be able to beat the dog in a fight) that it doesn't matter. Guys like working through their issues alone, so if it is a problem he's thinking about, he's probably looking for ways to solve said problem, which no one else is needed for. If a guy wants you to know what he's thinking, he'll just tell you. If he doesn't want you to know, bugging him about it won't get him to tell you. 2. Guys relate through similar interests, not similar feelings. That's why most times when we're in a group, we talk about sports, cars, food, movies, music, etc. because that's what we bond over. Not remembering each others birthday and what he's thinking about. We don't talk about emotions because that's not necessary for most of our discussions. Also most guys know talking doesn't fix the problem, so we see it as impractical. 3. Using the info above, the same tactics apply to choosing a mate. He is intrigued by women who share similar interests with him. He is not looking for someone he connects with emotionally, at least not at first. That takes time, effort, and energy that would be wasted if yall don't have anything else in common. I say all that to say this, don't expect men to act like women. Understand male behavior so that you can expect the right things from him.

[@cenobitetoastcrunch8803]

Best comment. Nice work.

[@stephenerdley397]

That's because we are NOT supposed to be thinking so much. People literally think too much. You can make yourself crazy, talking to yourself all day.

[@SubjectAccess]

Damn that comment was lit

[@ChristianJPronk]

I'm in the minority and it kills me sometimes lmao. Only works when i'm listening to music, so that's what i'm doing 24/7

[@gideonjones8088]

I rarely think about nothing, but when I do it’s great. But I’m a writer, so I have regularly scheduled programming(working on developing stories) running in here almost 24/7. Listening to music is the easiest way to get my inner voice to shut up, and to make it focus. Otherwise I end up thinking of some extremely obscure, bizarre thing with no clue how I got there because I managed to tune out my own train of thought, rather than outright silence it. Can’t imagine living without that ability. It’s fun being male.

[@AndyJarman]

Women's hormones are always well adjusted, I'm sure you've all noticed.

[@விஷ்ணு_கார்த்திக்]

XD

[@prepx3430]

Always.

[@pomegranateemporium]

I think she's being sarcastic 😂 like obviously women's hormones be outta wack sometimes lol

[@timetravelingoldman6839]

Lol

[@emilydarrall6693]

My favourite is when I'm feeling fine and then I start crying for no reason and then go back to being fine

[@IronMan-tk8uc]

Am I the only one in love with her laughter? So sweet.

[@purplequeer]

“Hormones aren’t balanced like ours” LOL

[@Sandouras]

Desquarius Jucks - The Patron Saint of Gang Shit Holy shit best joke of the day!

[@freakshowfilmfestival3591]

That had me laughing too. Like hating a chick she doesn't know based on her appearance sounds really balanced to me. Lol

[@lilrod2943]

I about shit a brick when I heard that

[@localbigfoot8217]

Nvr saw a boy or a man cry about a phone

[@fasttwitch1723]

Reminded me of ERB :Adam vs Eve. In one of the verses Adam says "You cry about everything, but don't know what you want ,"I'm hungry " "I'm fat" "I'm cold" "I'm hot". You call it complex, Yo I'd call you a mess. You take 2 hours to cum and 3 more to get dressed. You got a cream for this , a lotion of that , do you have. Aperfume called get the fuck off my back".

[@beefaveli3443]

"Women aren't people like us"-Peter Griffin

[@samidarwish86]

Epic and fucking true

[@jeanpierresnyman652]

This is so hectic you can back it up and say that it was just sarcasm even if it wasn't, epic

[@kirbyhatesincels917]

Jassima Nasima. You’re disgusting.

[@kirbyhatesincels917]

@David Elliott Clearly you're an idiot.

[@KampsKnows]

Why do thinskinned pussies watch JRE? Fuck out of here

[@PeachiiWubs]

A girl is quiet : hell is about to freeze over for a lucky guy A guy is quiet: I wonder what I'd look like if I could go super Saiyan.

[@aleon117]

Bruh if this ain’t the truth lmao. Sometimes I be quiet looking at the sky like “damn would be sick if I could fly”

[@xostler]

“Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?”

[@AfroGaz71]

@empbac I guess you prefer to think like a chick.

[@shiknara]

@empbac you sound lonely...

[@joeydonnelly7082]

empbac FYI the guy who became blue and had a tail in avatar ended fucking the hot as princess and could walk again

[@MNmp11]

Realistic and insightful talk. Some are just new great points to learn.

[@thewaxandgreaseremover6182]

Girl: What are you thinking? Guy: Nothing... Girl: Tell me Guy: If the opposite of pro is con, then is the opposite of progress, Congress?

[@mauricehontz3508]

One of the best in this comment section!

[@andrewtoronto8806]

That’s deep

[@isaacosgood1579]

Sooooooo true!!!!

[@Ferdawoon]

"If the opposite of Pro is Con, then is the opposite of Professor, Confessor?"

[@houseofmatrix6174]

I love it

[@nathanswann1198]

Girl: "what's wrong?" Man: "my entire identity is reduced to my ability to be economically productive and rigid."

[@BoostedPastime]

Women most effected

[@anthonypapiccio2045]

#metoocunt

[@ThunderBuddy]

Ah fuck

[@FirstnameLastname-py3bc]

Wow, pretty powerful words

[@gen-zhippie2203]

@@Hammerdak To be fair though, that's a very common conversation starter regardless of gender. It's the same as asking a college student what their major is, everyone does it.

[@codenamemigrane9731]

Her: "what r u thinking about?" Him: "if someone is cooler than me, would that make me hotter than them?"

[@tiagole3980]

That's deep

[@codenamemigrane9731]

Credit goes to the unknown source..

[@FreedomLovingFox]

Respect for admitting that you are not the source. Profound meme nonetheless!

[@goncalobaia1574]

Damn, my self esteem went up by a thousand right now

[@TheyCalledMeT]

i like how you think!

[@thesandman2356]

When Joe pulled out that impersonation and I started craving lemonade🤣🤣

[@brettfelter9912]

If a woman asks a man what's wrong and he says "nothing" then it's usually nothing, but if a man asks a woman what's wrong and she says "nothing" then you're in deep shit.

[@unorthodoxweldingtrades2336]

They do this when something is wrong , or her needs aren’t being met , or most likely she doesn’t feel important to you. You’re in deep shit because in her mind if you really care and are paying attention then you should already know. This is partially true. No you are not a mind reader, but you don’t have to be , stop and think. You will likely come up with one or two things that might be the problem, call her on the most likely one in a caring way. Even if you’re wrong it will show you care and will usually disarm her, then she’ll likely tell you what’s up. Then you can hopefully have a calm discussion about it when she’s ready. Did you fuck up ? Be honest, own it apologize and amend it. Just don’t self deprecate or appeal to her sympathy, they hate that ! However there are times when you aren’t wrong where she wants you to fight back and assert yourself to show you are still able to lead . That’s a shit test and requires the appropriate response. Most of the time you want to demonstrate strength and assertiveness, however she still wants to feel important to you. So do and say things that show that.

[@MrTimjm009]

@@unorthodoxweldingtrades2336 No , Just keep it simple . If she say nothing say "are you sure '". If she wont talk then leave it . Now it on her and she has to come to you . You have done nothing wrong ! If she wont have the respect to talk and be up front when you ask then that is a red flag . If this happens too often then you should consider breaking up as necessary .

[@unorthodoxweldingtrades2336]

Do you buddy 👍 she’ll check out of that relationship mentally, or dump you altogether long before you do. Their primary language is not overt communication it’s covert. The laws of game are in effect whether you acknowledge it or not.

[@hannahbanana6884]

I actually had the opposite experience with my husband. He would say nothing is wrong and then take out his shit on me passive aggressively to the point where I had to start figuring out what was wrong on my own and pushing him to the point of exploding to tell me what the fuck was actually wrong. Turns out there was something wrong every time. Turns out he also had a gambling problem he was hiding from me and hiding money and lying. So maybe men aren’t as simple as you guys like to portray yourselves.

[@MrTimjm009]

@@hannahbanana6884 There will always be exceptions to the overall rule but it is the overall majority which is discussed here

[@milton123z]

This is the greatest comment section ever

[@mohaknandy643]

Underappreciated comment

[@maxcaulfield5736]

For incels

[@emiliohernandez187]

@@ptrwith2933 wooah dude chill, your clearly not a man nor gentlemen so comment elsewhere

[@jeremyevans-smith7392]

Literally thought this right as I scrolled to it. Bravo

[@arthurbartosiewicz6395]

comment section is better than the clip itself lol

[@gigaflamer]

She: What is he thinking about? He probably thinks about another woman. He: How do bald people know how far to wash their face? o.O

[@paladintactical8250]

I LOL'ed hard at this.

[@danielhughes8593]

That's hilarious Man

[@williansnobre]

Stop washing where the wrinkles stop... maybe...

[@dmullz100]

That is golddddd

[@katapicture]

LOLOL SO MUCH AT THIS

[@ShashankShekhar-]

6:48 Aspire to be the person you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid 😂😂!! Lol that cracked me up!!!

[@_Solaris]

Her: you're mad at me, aren't you? Him: no, I was just wondering why they're called "apartments" when they should be called "togetherments"

[@davidbaird4606]

why? all the apartments are split up

[@_Solaris]

@@davidbaird4606 Sheesh, way to kill the joke, David.

[@dirty_hairy9040]

Compartments?

[@jeremyh.m.9423]

@@_Solaris lmao🤣🤣🤣

[@sparda9060]

Live in same building but apart from each other. Separate living quarters.

[@TeamForehead]

Her: I wonder what he’s thinking about. Him: When you wear socks inside-out, everything in the universe is wearing the sock except for you.

[@youtubebklhai6726]

No matter how many funny comments are there in this video. Yours is always going to be the funniest.

[@deekshadoc5617]

Ohh my god. I love it.... I'm gonna laugh my entire life just thinking about this.

[@Carolina-rd3gh]

I’ve thought about this before omg ahahhaa

[@annabethdiana5857]

That's straight philosophy

[@azukamojume2718]

Deep.

[@rafpach87]

Woman: "what's he thinking?" Dude: so, if all mankind vanished and I'm the only person left, in the beginning I'll be cool eating what's on supermarkets, but everything will eventually rot because in a matter of days or weeks the power supply will be off and there'll be no refrigeration. So I better know how to grow my own food quick and live near a good water source. But before that, I'll take every single gun and ammo possible, because wild animals will take the planet back and I need some defense.

[@frankartanis1290]

@KAUSHIK CHAKRABORTY If you're talking about mankind disappearing suddenly, then you would have to worry about nuclear power plants. Without people to maintain them, they'll quickly meltdown and release a whole bunch of radioactive materials, potentially destroying the global environment.

[@freakshowfilmfestival3591]

@@frankartanis1290 Homeboy is gonna become a Hulk.

[@pimp2570]

Actually thought about this too. But canned food will be good for one to two years in the meantime you can learn to grow your own food.

[@nobonobnob5174]

@@frankartanis1290 no nuclear power plants when left to their own devices will shutdown themselves due to build in fail safes.

[@frankartanis1290]

@@nobonobnob5174 They melt and break into smaller pieces? That'd make sense.

[@kmiss7623]

I can’t agree with what she’s saying more. I’ve been with my man for almost 7 years now and it’s taken me about this long to figure out when he’s going through something. If he’s having a bad day/sad day he just goes completely inward and then I feel neglected. But having this enough times that now I recognize the signs for it, if he would’ve just opened up in the beginning and said he was having a rough day it would’ve been a huge help. It was very very difficult to recognize. And it is important to remember every day not to take them for granted or yourself for granted, but having lost a sibling far too soon I think I realize every day is special and a gift. We don’t have much of this issue in our relationship! It helps just to start saying anything nice that occurs to you about your partner any moment of any day. (Voice to text if there are any grammar issues 🤪)

[@gregoryeaston9396]

"We want to know what you're thinking." ---- No. No you don't.

[@ntactime_w3488]

haha nah

[@RuNZiT1]

Lol

[@OutdatedLeon]

Haha, yea.

[@310rko]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y5O6cqaBrb-tjMk

[@geico6369]

"Aerodynamics of a cow"

[@alexhb12333]

Her: "What are you thinking about?" Him: Nothing... Actually Him: If I clean a vacuum cleaner, do I *become* the vacuum cleaner?

[@aewhatever]

This guy asks the tough questions

[@AdamBechtol]

:p

[@joemorrow7691]

Yes

[@themindflayer5952]

beecum

[@ulysses-pact]

No, you would be the vacuum cleaner cleaner

[@zingqo4742]

1:12 My disappointment of Joe not saying “cheeseburgers” followed by a comically timed “uhhhhh” has led me to a depression so deep I didn’t know it was possible

[@zakrael292]

Aaaaah, a man of culture I see!

[@Maxus_SpieltHD]

CHEESEBURGERS

[@CrimsonProto]

cheeseburgers... uhhhhh

[@godsvirus9276]

cheeseburgers, UAAAAGHH~ 😩😩

[@jimmyshousevideos]

exactly why I'm here, I had to see what he actually says.

[@RudyJayTravels]

Never tell a woman entirely what your thinking. Give little bits of insight. Nothing will turn her off more than oversharing. Stay mysterious. As long as she keeps asking that means she’s interested. When she stops asking your finished.

[@Janzer_]

they are literally this shallow.

[@rdowg]

A woman unironically saying "their hormones arent in balance like ours" is the funniest shit I've seen today

[@rhadaze2509]

I think she was being ironic though, but she just didnt get it accross very well

[@AntonSuprun]

She was clearly joking

[@jasoncorn4889]

@@AntonSuprun do you know what clearly means?

[@rarebluequalitysparrow7712]

jason corn she definitely gives a mischievous smile after saying that

[@whoknows3229]

@@AntonSuprun a majority of woman can't be funny, on purpose

[@Isthatthegrimreaper170]

Women are just perplexed by mens ability to savor moments of peace and tranquility

[@solooverland3666]

Of course, it signals them that men are self-sufficient. Translation “you’re not needed for me to be entirely happy, relaxed, and fulfilled on my own, by myself”. Triggers women’s insecurity, and they absolutely hate (men for) that!

[@kfreedom470]

bingo

[@pontiacGXPfan]

Because women can't sit still for longer than 5 minutes at a time

[@CatfishBradley]

Women are also perplexed by men's ability to condense content and give meaningful responses. Most women will say we don't communicate, but the truth is women typically give very "context driven" responses, a "how was your day?" requires a full character arc, with supporting characters, good guys, bad guys, existential crisis, etc... and typically if you ask them to get to the point, or to be blunt with you, they genuinely don't know how, because that's just not how their brain works and communicates. For that very reason, our shorter, more "bottom-line" style of communicating is perceived as secretive, frustrated, or uninterested.

[@岩の下駅]

*LeTs gO To bRuNcH sUnDaY mOrNinG*

[@MHTwigg]

Did she just say women are "balanced..."

[@rickr.5836]

nah she said -"imbalanced like ours."

[@LuluTheCorgi]

@@rickr.5836 in balance Imbalance would make no sense with the context given

[@rickr.5836]

@@LuluTheCorgi Damn, she really did say in balance instead of inbalance. my b

[@HeedfulGibbon]

Lmao

[@callanc3925]

you guys are fucking terrible at noticing dry humour god damn

[@drummtracks]

Danica, love you as a race car driver, as a commentator, as a philosopher, as a woman,. You are amazing!!

[@frilink]

Girl: What are you thinking? Guy: Why does all the 'E's in Mercedes are pronounce differently

[@oblivionguard7727]

Because the english language is retarded.

[@thelastmemphian]

Bing bong mercedes is a spanish name and its a German company tho.

[@boahnation9932]

Ffs dude

[@Pedozzi]

Only in your stupid fucking language

[@user-fz3ip3ke8p]

@@thelastmemphian you mean a latin word u lil b*tch?

[@carloscabrera8510]

I used to date this girl that loved to ask me “What are you thinking about?” Like at random moments: eating, driving, sitting around. And my answer was almost always “Nothing” And she would always get so frustrated and just wouldn’t understand and would get mad that I’m not talking about my feelings or something. I’m literally just vibing all the time. Chill out girl.

[@TombstoneHeart]

@Matt Sherman It's just shit-testing. If what you are ( or even aren't ) thinking doesn't fit with her ideal of a sexual partner's thoughts, she's probably about to dump you. Bitches be crazy like that! 🤣

[@kaiguytv5276]

when guys respond with nothing, it's usually either completely nothing or something extremely weird and extraordinary

[@CarlosRamirez-no2js]

I’ve heard that most of our thoughts are thinking about the past. From a clinical psychologist at a veterans hospital. Everyone’s thinking about something at all times otherwise you’re brain dead. It’s just hard to just out of the blue put it into words

[@AF-zx8ln]

Carlos … personally, and I am a woman, I would never date someone who most of the time doesn’t think or talk. For that I can get myself a dog, and that dog is probably also more cuddly than you. You’re basically a dog that .. doesn’t speak and doesn’t cuddle, but likes to hump. Maybe get yourself a blow up doll? 😉

[@eobardthawn6903]

​@@CarlosRamirez-no2jsNot true. My mind is mostly empty. I react in a very instinct like state, unless I'm in a walk, or at night. I can think, I just dont.

[@missiontobeaman3111]

*Women be out here tryin to constantly read your mind like they’re professor X. Sometimes we’re thinkin about nothing.*

[@sentinel2569]

I went for some casual drinks with a girl I worked with one night. I had met her at her place and we had chatted for a while before we headed out. As we were walking down the street there was a silence, and I thought I should talk for the sake of it but really had nothing to say. So I thought I'd just chill and enjoy the moment. 2 seconds later - bam! "what are you thinking?" NOTHING GODAMMIT

[@onepunchbud1472]

@@sentinel2569 the cause for that is actually sad - they are so insecure that they always have to check that they are still in the center of your attention. It's not curiosity, rather the fear their chosen man will leave them and gets another woman. And this is super annoying over time.

[@sparda9060]

Most of time men think about shit that's not important so we dont really want to tell women about it. Now women has nothing important usually and they just yap about it without our consent lmao

[@mathewpryor82]

Yep 👍

[@ThePointlessBox_]

''I have to reach that lamp post before the car or im dying''

[@BlackOwnedDollars]

Her: Look at him, I bet he's thinking of other women Him: Why is it called toothpaste instead of teethpaste?

[@RUSure-jm9rp]

Because it was invented in Arkansas.

[@_Peremalfait]

I'm calling it teethpaste from now on. I for one am brushing all my teeth, not just one.

[@iamron993]

But how do they get the colours to stay apart in the tube?

[@RUSure-jm9rp]

@Graham, King of the Britons! I like it!

[@sokolov.legacy]

@Graham, King of the Britons! lmfao

[@rafaelfajardojr.6423]

Her: probably thinking about another girl Him: if Sting retired...would he be Stung?

[@noahross3642]

Lol

[@psychedelicfright85]

Me looking at her: *every breath you take plays in my head.*

[@suakeli]

I equally love and hate this comment

[@CriticalCorrie]

Mind blowing

[@elephantello1518]

😂😂

[@DanielEarl]

"their hormones aren't balanced like ours" This woman's sarcasm game is on another level 😂

[@buca117]

Its amazing to me how many people didn't pick up on that.

[@baallOu12]

That was more of a taunt

[@ryanphillips5591]

Shit test

[@loyncolette]

Unfortunately she believes that.

[@princeprocrastinate6485]

Sarcasm off the charts

[@jorgeboubion2896]

Great convo. Different image I had if her. 👍👍👍

[@theylied1776]

Women need to understand... as a man, we need to "decompress" after we get home. We don't want any conversation, phone calls, no one asking one million questions... just give us thirty minutes to an hour, and that's enough of a buffer zone to transition from work to home.

[@theylied1776]

@@SumoCumLoudly Well, I don't depend on welfare like yourself, Spanky.

[@SumoCumLoudly]

@@theylied1776 maybe you should, only fools and horses work

[@theylied1776]

@@SumoCumLoudly Right of course, I'd expect no less from a conman. Or woman.

[@SumoCumLoudly]

@@theylied1776 working is facilitating a broken corrupt system, its selfish to work in this day and age

[@theylied1776]

@@SumoCumLoudly I completely understand. Why don't you tell me more about your Communist Manifesto??

[@thomaschristopherwhite9043]

Ladies.. If your man is sitting there staring into space, he's probably, most LIKELY! Thinking about how King Kong vs Godzilla is a fair fight.

[@masondale8489]

Only if KK gets struck by lightning

[@lohancindy5442]

It’s not. Godzilla would win

[@alltheworldsastage4785]

Godzilla would rip Kong to shreds.

[@christopherram8948]

Godzilla would rip Kkong a new hairy asshole

[@alsymphony7868]

fuck no it's not. King Kong is just a giant gorilla. Godzilla is a walking nuclear weapon. Laser beam and shit.

[@nicholas8380]

When man is silent, he is dabbling in philosophy

[@jenko58]

or dead

[@iphoneusdsd]

Or dabbling with his balls

[@route77productions]

We ask the real questions.

[@ottogofast3882]

Except those guys that are only capable of locker room talk or banter

[@comatoast5610]

This goes without saying. 'What's a man anyhow, if not alone collecting facts.' Ben Howard - Murmurations kzbin.info/www/bejne/fZabl3huZ72mesk

[@hccarder]

"Don't ever try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other!!"... Al Bundy

[@MaskHysteria]

"We like to be told what you're thinking..." Yes, up until the moment a man is stupid enough to trust that statement.

[@retheisen]

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

[@KenjaTimu]

Would you walk across a rickety old bridge without at least testing it? They're testing for weakness.

[@2013branth]

My girlfriend asked me that once. I proceeded to talk her ears off about the finer mechanics of keyboards and the tactile sensation of mechanical and capacitive switches, and the impact certain materials can have. She has never asked me that question ever since. I still have a few topics in reserve should the need ever arise.

[@BWater-yq3jx]

@@2013branth Yeah, that's probably better than "I was wondering how many guys you had to shag to develop those skills..."

[@lucasgill7819]

@@2013branth that's actually a clever thing to do

[@steveg2277]

So many words, and not one thing was said.

[@gunfuego]

Steve G most underrated comment on here...

[@iamtechnicallyasandwich566]

just like a relationship

[@JivanNavij]

Uhhh... Sympathy and communication is important?

[@boahnation9932]

@@JivanNavij she was searching for something to say there just to pacify Joe in to believing she doesn't want to control her man there if it wasn't plain to see :p

[@blacksinatra2715]

I love you 😂😂

[@JSchaffer214]

Her: "What's on your mind?" Him: "Why do they call it 'taking a dump' and not 'leaving a dump'. You're not really taking it anywhere."

[@Johnny1672._]

Your taking your dump to the toilet

[@ThisIsMTH]

We don’t say that; that’s an American thing. And it’s incorrect.

[@hamburgerhelper22]

@@ThisIsMTH Why are'nt led, and lead spelled the same?

[@ni007ck4]

Lol !

[@Saral_Lekhi]

😂😂😂😂

[@louiepauda6275]

Great podcast! Lovely guest!

[@Sham-sx1xw]

Joe: Testosterone makes people do really stupid shit Danica: Really like what? Entire human history: *breathes manually*

[@sparda9060]

Like Kings of Nations waging war on each other for a single female 🤣

[@michaelnorman4]

@@sparda9060 hahaha true af 😂

[@JO-iv7tl]

Doesn't understand yet she's a racecar driver. That's crazy shit to defensive drivers.

[@michaelnorman4]

@@JO-iv7tl what ?

[@JO-iv7tl]

@@michaelnorman4 its just ironic. Its funny. I don't mean anything bad by it.

[@chandlersweaney2114]

This comment section is by far the funniest shit i've seen lol

[@tapiwakay]

Hilarious turd

[@basedlog4324]

@@tapiwakay sneed

[@ssmith8758]

Solid gold!

[@Governor_William_J_Lepetomane]

It's fantastic.

[@thefattertheratter45]

I just came for "Cheeseburgers UUUUUUUUUU

[@gtc4692]

They don’t want to hear what we are thinking. They want to hear we are thinking of them.

[@cattysplat]

DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER FOLKS! WOMEN 101!

[@vince7428]

This is fucking brilliant

[@anthonymccall3064]

Spot on brotha.

[@j5892000]

Exactly

[@charinaviljoen6415]

GT C spoken like a man that’s never been around emotionally healthy women.

[@dsolomon]

Her: How was your day? Him: Fine. How was yours? She then proceeds to tell him about every conversation, text message, email, and meeting she had that day.