Daniel Sloss: Sneezing Is Just Like Having An Orgasm | CONAN on TBS

Daniel apologizes for the fact that his handsome face is exactly what Hitler loved.
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Daniel Sloss Stand-Up 02/24/15 | CONAN on TBS
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[@greatsea]

"how am i ever going to be an artist if you keep supporting me?"

[@blaustein_autor]

Right? I can so very much relate to this...

[@akhilarora6022]

TOUCH ME

[@GiGi-fi9ir]

NEGLECT ME!!! 🤣

[@HaidebugCreates]

**video starts** Dan: This is what Hitler wanted Me: oof this is gonna be good

[@cjakastar]

My exact reaction

[@rarahurley2894]

Exactly, that’s what I was thinking. I had to go back and replay it.

[@royalzak2670]

Best opening line ever.

[@KingLoki95]

can you explain the joke plz, i didnt get it

[@ellisamarieisme]

VichuViVek Hitler viewed white, blonde haired and blue eyed people better than others, and valued the above everyone else.

[@TheWriterWalker]

Royal Zak, I agree. He's self-aware and can laugh at himself.

[@Kristamust]

Royal Zak is that Richard Ramirez on your profile photo?

[@lenjar9424]

Exactly what i thought😂

[@MrElionor]

"This... is what Hitler wanted" well that's one way to start a video

[@agracefulfox6252]

Heheh.

[@somewhereinthedesert5464]

...

[@alexlee8493]

Slossness monster didn’t get the laugh it deserved

[@DexM47]

I think half of the audience had forgotten his name by the time he got to that joke

[@jamesmcinnis208]

What a peculiar thing to care about.

[@cheeseball4421]

@@jamesmcinnis208 oh my god you've owned him. you found this year old comment with three responses and you owned him. he will never recover, absolutely destroyed

[@jamesmcinnis208]

@@cheeseball4421 LOL - smug gratification is all mine!

[@alexandruv.3390]

I prefer the Slossage

[@DuBziDriFT]

Daniel Sloss is easily the greatest stand up act Conan has had on TBS

[@aotulapongen8382]

Teddy Westside Three years later.... Hands down! random reply on youtube agrees!

[@sarcasmxkate]

Grey Mane Hahaha, same. Also probably why he has the record for appearances.

[@Guitaristscreamer]

Have you seen his 2 specials on Netflix? Never heard of him before and now hes one of my favorite comedians

[@Asist0ne]

Netflix brought me here.

[@rommeljefferson6829]

Bo Burnham

[@flameboy13]

This guy is awesome. Every time he's on the show I can't stop laughing.

[@RupluttajaGames]

A third time he is on Conan, Conan must like him.

[@Whispie]

Fourth time actually.

[@AshKetchup123]

He is Conan's child(illegitimate)

[@lewistownsend8868]

Asheek Khan He did say one of them probably cheated.

[@Calib29]

RupluttajaGames Conan is Hitler. Only logical explanation.

[@giavandewesteringh1841]

he was probably an intern at one point

[@siofrarafferty3821]

love how he had to change “you guys have never tried to touch me. TOUCH ME” to ‘neglect’

[@xavierjones4574]

*neglect me!!*

[@GAZOFNAZ]

He censored that joke for Conan's audience.

[@gandangamberify]

TOUCH ME

[@biratghimire97]

Neglect me just doesn’t do justice to the touch me one 😂

[@SingingSuperstar28]

Him screaming touch me is one of the funniest things I've seen

[@RobbieCargilly]

THIS GUY WENT TO MY HIGH SCHOOL!! Proud of him to get this far!

[@papabon1622]

Robbie Cargill how was he in high school?

[@patchworkundead4787]

K

[@thedumbd5693]

K

[@siddharthchoudhary4278]

K

[@xanthe4547]

wait how come he went to high school???

[@jameswills5298]

Glad that Daniel's doing 'proper' stand-up rather than appearing on every British panel show repeating the same old material like a lot of the others have done; to be respected I think. Not quite sure how him and Conan got to know each other though, can't imagine they're in the same circles.

[@GeorgiaOverdrive]

6 years have passed. Conan has a talent scout traveling around the world. Mostly to the Edinburgh Fringe Comedy Festival to look for acts to book, also scouting all the comedy clubs on the east and west coast.

[@cejayidc]

I have seen him do the same material on several shows, but he's good!

[@erinc132]

First 5 seconds and I've already died "This is what Hitler wantedddd"

[@daveez]

omg he's literally male kate mckinnon

[@user-hk7hz9cn7v]

David Zhao She sucks, he doesn’t

[@christinamathew1836]

@@user-hk7hz9cn7v How could you possibly hate her??!?!🙄

[@nitaDings]

If you pause the video, then jump to a random part (video still paused) and repeat until the end of the video. It looks like a photo collection of Daniel Sloss complaining.

[@elsiepointe6978]

Omg!! That's so true (and yes I did what you said cause I have no life! Sue me!)

[@miguelcosta9767]

Omfg! It’s fcking trruee

[@mamamiia]

He's Scottish We're always complaining

[@Billie4Mozzarella]

Oh man this guy has the greatest jokes. "Please don't give my dick the clap" Gold.

[@airachica]

"You guys have never neglected me!" He had to censor that one, huh 😂 originally it's "touch me" 😂

[@Beeba10]

Idk why, but the visual of his dad coming home drunk in the middle of the night with a baby, saying "This is yours" and his mum just going "Yeah, I believe that" had me literally crying with laughter 😂🤣

[@gustavfrankecinematography]

He made this more PG for Americans. The part at 3:05 I heard before was much funnier, where he goes, "You've never even touched me!"

[@Colorella13]

"I love sneezing..." This aged well, I guess.

[@ishitagambhir6610]

imagine watching this video in 2020 "i love sneezing" lmao

[@clairehutchison1984]

So weird to think I met daniel sloss drunk in the hive 3 years ago. Hes doing well for himself!

[@foghornleghorns3244]

The Hive takes lives

[@Vip3rC4in0022]

The best start to a stand up routine

[@scotlandr]

A Fife boy done good! Glad Daniel is living the dream, can't believe I used to be in the same school with him as well. Wish him but the very best for his future, he always makes me crease!

[@charlieappel5015]

Are you his parents?

[@scotlandr]

Charlie Appel Yeah i have both male and female reproductive organs and managed to give birth to a guy who is 2 years older than i am. Hilarious.

[@MrKohlenstoff]

scotlandr Well you should be on the show then, that's impressive!

[@samjohnstone1335]

scotlandr whereabouts in fife you from mate?

[@BrightCrystalRB]

Daniel is baaaaack!!!!! I've waited for it for so long!! I've seen all his other videos multiple times already, till the replay button broke! Ahah! Finally a new one

[@StarShopChannel]

I wish his first name was Cole.

[@bgriffininsd]

hehe very punny

[@vilnes.2335]

Why?

[@kileypuckett9396]

Why

[@natalieferguson6879]

@@vilnes.2335 Cole Sloss = coleslaw

[@bananaear]

I love the image of his mom asking for high-fives after that Sloss Ness monster joke

[@cordelia5360]

The way he pronounces "Ich leibe dich" was just 👏👏

[@drnova82]

I'm glad I attended one of his gigs in Edinburgh 2012! He's hilarious. I have never laughed as hard as I had that day. I'm glad as well to see him on CONNAN. At least, they will get the sense of what a true stand up comedian is! Wouldn't be surprised to see him getting his special 1 hr soon!

[@BrightCrystalRB]

Still one of my favorites, I have to come here back once in a while and laugh over and over again!

[@realjclar]

Love this guys stuff! Glad to see him making another appearance on Conan!

[@JeanMarie16]

his accent.. so sexy

[@alejandrobarragan5820]

This guy is the best comedian on Conan! Hope to see him more

[@blinkatreyu]

Finally some new Daniel Sloss! This guy does some clever comedy. His tedtalk was way too good for his age, very insightful. This guy needs a special on Comedy Central or Netflix asap!

[@lexigrimhaive]

I’ve only just recently discovered Daniel and he is HYSTERICAL!!!

[@louvie1066]

Love the description. xD

[@na9640]

Lmfao he is just absolutely freaking hilarious with those witty jokes and brilliant presentations. I especially lost it at that last ".....it's yeers"

[@pinkcloudsnightlightbell]

Love this guy! Clearly a thoughtful guy as well as a great comedian.

[@mobubabe]

Pretty talented kid , his 3rd time on Conan I believe.

[@yaxinishungry]

I love him! Caught his show last Thursday.. it was amazing! :D

[@hiryuimajin]

1:16 Okay I'm binge watching Daniel on Team Coco channel and I was just thinking this on the previous video haha. I usually pause the video and laugh out loud but the live audience really does that lol.

[@lelmdrWHO]

i cannot breath! i am laughing so hard XD he is fabulous!!

[@soulseek2]

i'm usually not really into standup but i've seen this guy on conan before and he is just awsome :D

[@jonnathan927]

He's hilarious. So glad to he has new material

[@Vytautas4Xfiles]

Really funny, a good stand-up!

[@kaetescr]

I can't wait to see him tomorrow in Newcastle

[@ashleighprice2364]

This man is beautiful and HILARIOUS! I laughed so hard I cried. I love this man.

[@moonfandra4117]

this gig is daniels best ones

[@raymonddisler3789]

I cannot recall a time in which I laughed this hard. This man is absolutely hilarious.

[@unclenephew7535]

This guy's funny! I might just have to check out more of his stuff!

[@bhav2671]

That is literally my parents with drinking 😂

[@ClaytonDerby]

Now this was HILARIOUS!

[@Genshari]

Ughh Funny as always!

[@nataliecole9664]

this is amazing!!!

[@PaigeeEmily]

loved Daniel Sloss since he started appearing in the comedy business... Still love him!

[@axelmalone2001]

Funny as usual !

[@clumzyolivia]

The Sloss'ness x))) I'm sorry I laughed way too hard at this joke !!

[@dm8797]

The baby joke had me dying laughing 😂😂😂

[@mentafe8764]

“with who? look at his face“ that made me laugh harder than it should, it hit too close to home too

[@tobi6177]

The last part killed me😂😂

[@volikoto]

The last part cracked me up! XD

[@AdamPersson]

Daniel Sloss and Ricky Gervais are the best Comedians i know of haha :P

[@ordinary.artistry]

Daniel Sloss is great. Love this dude.

[@luckyillusions2960]

he is so good!

[@Footfloatercom]

*You have 2 choices:* *1. Thumbs up for Daniel Sloss.* *2. Thumbs up for Conan.*

[@MrTurrad]

He's back! :D

[@mji245]

This was purely fantastic and intelligent comedy, and that seems very rare

[@annacanova7060]

The intro is epic lmao

[@lhpkazuha]

Best opening line ever 😂😂😂

[@BhumitheSiberian]

Okay his hair is beyond perfect

[@AlexiPeartree]

" *scoff* Okay *scoff* Okay ... you let us how it goes" lol

[@lexigrimhaive]

“You let us know how that goes!” 🤣

[@madisonm.4535]

It is cool to see how his jokes were different and how they have changed.

[@mobubabe]

I still can't decide - he is beautiful or ugly? :)

[@Jzscrstsprstr]

Well, if you can't decide, then what's the problem, go with beautiful!

[@ruispuuro]

Ever heard of average looking?

[@cookiesaywhat]

What would happen if you didn't chain him in either category?

[@EddieRainbowVWFC]

you do realize that there is an expression for a look between beautiful and ugly...it's called "average", but some people also use the word "normal", tho i'm leaning towards the "average"...you're not ment to sort everyone into only "best" and "worst"...i mean, don't be THAT person

[@jasondomstrand112]

If you can't decide, then the tie breaker is whether the kid from Home Alone is ugly or not

[@audreydurham7637]

The drinking part is so my mum 😂😂

[@aftertherain1183]

ohhh i love this man !!

[@thewindspirit]

I took a sip of water after I pressed play, and litterally spat it out 2 seconds later, on my homework

[@ShawdiR]

So funny! I especially cracked up and the American laugh bit :p so true! I want to hear about different laughs too even, for a point of reference.

[@Nablaz3108]

MORE DANIEL SLOSS!!

[@ShubhThakkar]

1:50 that single laugh from the audience.. XD

[@johnnywhite58]

I love intelligent comedians like this

[@grxtc5014]

get him more he's the funniest!

[@WillFast140]

Of the three times Sloss has been on Conan, this is the one I found funniest.

[@diptigoyal1134]

He's Gold.

[@hyunryu956]

I have laughed so hard it looks like I'm choking on air-

[@euphoricunicorn5798]

CRACKING AT THE FIRST JOKE😂😂😂😂

[@paigele2399]

I love you Daniel Sloss!!!!!!

[@sin8800]

If Daniel Sloss tours near San Francisco, he's guaranteed my ticket.

[@godlygamer911]

holy hell he is amazing

[@hoskeivom]

Armie hammer's lil bro

[@stanlimlhy6053]

this guy actually better, thanks conan

[@rosemaryokosun402]

after listening to a recent podcast were he said that he doesn't like it when people yell 'wooow' because it puts off his comedic timing, i can't help but notice it everytime someone does it and it's become almost more entertaining than the jokes themselves.

[@jabolkospora]

Daniel

[@cookiesaywhat]

I love this guy!!!!!! :D

[@xortek333]

Not a bad stuff with that Hitler's bit. Home alone kid, haha :) He should extend that joke in the future as a reccurring thing.

[@xXLuismxX23]

Man he made me laugh out loud for real....whooo..... felt good i dont laugh hard too often👍

[@arjuscarlet55555]

Damn he is too good😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@25mmick]

Wow...his timing is perfect

[@Gal2100]

1:51 that laugh tho dayyymnnn