DO NOT CLICK

The last three words you will ever see before you die of boredom or possibly get arrested for trying to murder me.
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Those popups must have taken HOURS for me to write. I mean, I don't remember ever having a life when I was younger but I don't remember it being that bad.
what a troll
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[@danielhowell]

oh my god i was literally the most annoying person in the world

[@lonelybodegacat2788]

are*

[@RileyPoll]

would you send an army of chavs to kill your younger self? btw, YOUR still one of the most annoying people but I'm obligated to love you anyways

[@str4wberrybunnie612]

You know what's annoying? NOT CAPITALIZING THE "I" LIKE YOU DO I'm kidding I love you

[@ouchthatinsulttotallyhurts9575]

Dan? WHY IS THE " I " NOT CAPITALIZED?!?!?!?!?!? AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *suffers* *dies*

[@ava.artsss]

Yes you were

[@laylaalder9113]

"jowke with a k" yes dan 'k' is the wrong letter in that word.

[@kam2028]

I've watched this video too many times and I still can't stop laughing at that. Only you, Dan. Only you.

[@applelover27]

Samantha Shields it totally flew over my head thank you so much for pointing this out

[@Zoe-ez1go]

I was like "did anyone else notice that?"

[@hugohugohugohugo4800]

+Samantha Shields ur a jowe.

[@unforgettablelyrics7186]

XD

[@julianhappyfish2119]

Dan Howell trolled by Dan Howell

[@Ilikebunnies-metoo]

FREESHA VOCADOO! (remember that vine? )

[@rxlxy6668]

ilikebunnies XD yes.

[@iexploreinmydreams2574]

" And a paradox."

[@maggie1255]

its like karkat vantas i'm such a dork

[@itakels69p.p70]

Ya mean Daniel Howell?

[@michellele324]

Dan raging over grammar sums up my existence

[@jaimewilliams5609]

oddbooknerd same

[@libbynicholls399]

oddbooknerd your so right wait

[@artzyjazzy1750]

hai dere REALLY!

[@libbynicholls399]

Random girl Online :3

[@reginalatannalise1819]

oddanathema same

[@sophia6809]

this video gives me the weirdest feeling. Its Dan Howell talking to the Past Dan Howell. Little dan had no idea this was gonna be his future. Big Dan didn't know how annoying he was in the past. IN A WAY THEY ARE BOTH REALIZING THIS TOGETHER

[@shatteredreality_513]

+Sophia Chrysanthakopoulos IT'S MESSING WITH TIME ITSELF!

[@katieo.9629]

This made me depressed

[@sanha5191]

+Katie Ogden same :(

[@joecooper3294]

+Sophia Chrysanthakopoulos im just focusing on twenty one pilots

[@blurryface3982]

ITS INCEPTION

[@YasmineEPangxx]

I'm curious... like if you had already clicked on "DO NOT CLICK" and suffered

[@YasmineEPangxx]

I wanna see how many of us did

[@phoebertisfun]

i did it twice accidentally

[@CarolCamp]

phoebertisfun Oh god.

[@sweetkatstudios7055]

I did. I did the whole thing.

[@janedoe5836]

SweetKatStudios Well pretty sure we all did the whole thing because it doesn't let you exit until you do (at least when I did it, not sure if Dan added the "click to prevent further dialogue" later)

[@Sophie-op6ks]

Comment section : 10% dan is so hot 20% just press prevent it from creating any more dialogues 70% "jowk" spelt with a k

[@marianaanastasiei3519]

Sophie I peed myself xD

[@kenz9113]

"joke with a k" -Dan howell

[@user-qv7hl6jg7m]

I guess it's supposed to be jowe

[@ConSolo29]

Congratulations, you played yourself

[@sarahperry3067]

dead

[@nadiab25]

😂😂😂dkmmm

[@shealeighgary9170]

the best comment lol

[@reharm_reality]

XD

[@ichigoairi2243]

LOOOL

[@Lu-jf6bk]

make Phil do it

[@ashtonhades8055]

lu W. yes Phil should do it

[@lucijaleban6614]

yasssssssss

[@aoibheodonovan8114]

He probably already saw the video already 😂

[@artzyjazzy1750]

lu W. YASSS

[@danib603]

lu W. the website got deactivated

[@wintersoldier1963]

it's like 12 y/o dan knew that future dan is making a vid about this and made it extra annoying.

[@ashsanjeev2243]

I love your pfp and username

[@froggehface.]

Past Dan: **spells joke as jowke** Dan in this video: joke with a k! Me: ... But Dan, joke does have the letter k. The w was the problem

[@raychu4829]

It'sMeKiki EXACTLY

[@espresshoe9253]

It'sMeKiki my like was the 666th one... What is the universe trying to tell me?!?

[@olympis9131]

It'sMeKiki exactly what I thought!😂

[@alexashley9140]

It'sMeKiki 😂😂😂 IKR!!!

[@artsysundae]

bring me the milk mother My like was the one thousandth, woop

[@symbrock]

Jowke with a 'K' because its obviously spelled jowe

[@tiniememe6247]

obviously

[@huckfinny9719]

+MePlayGames not your average "Jowe" now is it?

[@amberdelarey5504]

+Etch A Sketch XDDDD

[@huckfinny9719]

the pun was too good to miss

[@amberdelarey5504]

+Etch A Sketch Hahaha xD

[@MrsHarryStyles2356]

"Jowke with a k" Only you Daniel, only you

[@emmajones3057]

Gabby lol

[@sanyala789]

My thought exactly

[@skywardlink1]

Gabby I noticed that too!

[@lewisstewart470]

Gabby i was going to comment this! ahahah

[@alexismaddie__]

+UhItsGabby Thats what I said. lol

[@akshitajeraled6424]

3:32 No, Dan. Don't cry, CRAFT!!

[@tessmarshall2898]

Akshita Jeraled lol

[@eMe_peridot_hare]

It's like watching the final episodes of The Impossible Quiz all over again... I love it xD

[@Wwodger]

9

[@solidmoonbeams8939]

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAID OH CAN A MATCH BOX NO BUT A TIN CAN FUCKING METEORS!!!!

[@gabbydun4586]

maybe ok will be our always

[@jaymes7]

OH MY GOD. I NEED TO WRITE A NEW FANFIC. PAST DAN AND CURRENT DAN BUT LIKE that

[@maisierodgers9735]

DID YOU JUST

[@jaz1752]

YOU JUST MADE ME LOL-ED SO HARD +LOUD

[@emileebolin6341]

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

[@jersienicole2676]

This comment tho

[@fujisandra]

text: "jowke" dan: "JOKE WITH A K 🙄🙄"

[@alana9205]

That's literally what I was thinking

[@xo-kawaii_unicorn-xocross2515]

That's what I was going to write 😬😥😜

[@camrynnicole4682]

that was my comment

[@aslanlionfan28]

ikr

[@themadderhatter5045]

you're supposed to spell it "jowe"! didn't you know that? lol n00b

[@arianasworld7725]

I feel like sans from undertale would do all of this.

[@everythinggaming5486]

RIGHT OMG

[@lolarose5857]

How is younger dan funnier than me?

[@DevonLJW]

This is where John Green got his inspiration for TFIOS

[@IfTheApocalypseComes]

Hahaha 😂😂😂

[@katmcdavid4899]

I thought the same..John Green have you been stalking Dan since childhood?

[@cutemissbubbly]

I'm probably being a real blonde rn but I don't get it?

[@XDAverylilith]

Okay.

[@cutemissbubbly]

XDAverylilith OH *facepalm* I'm such an idiot oh my god. How..how could I not.

[@jasminelopez288]

Raise your hands if you miss his earrings.

[@Strangely_Sexy]

* Raises hand * |-/

[@hanna-zk9pv]

slowly raises hand

[@michellep.735]

*raises all my hands*

[@user-gf6xb1xl8g]

*raises hand higher than mt everest*

[@jasminelopez288]

OMG I FORGOT I POSTED THIS COMMENT AND I JUST KEPT GETTING NOTIFICATIONS ALL DAY OF PEOPLE RAISING THEIR HANDS AND I WAS SO LOST.

[@SaffronGrey]

I bet normal people would expect something bad if they heard their roommate screamed like 5:09. But Phil's probably like, "Oh, Dan's opening up to the internet."

[@pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325]

Saffron Grey I REPLAYED IT AND IMAGINED PHIL I CANT BREATHE

[@daisyjefferson184]

Yep

[@elliequack5340]

Dan was a meme since he was 12 awww

[@GeorgianLlamas]

THIS WAS 10 MONTHS AGO WHAT WE ARE ALL DYING

[@eunicechan385]

Ifkr!!!!!

[@oranjekitty5794]

*has existential crisis* see what you have done

[@noa1122]

oh mY GOD

[@FRANCO-cm7ol]

+Luna TØP twenty one pilots. fuck yeah

[@GeorgianLlamas]

John Frank yesss

[@angie_exe]

Proof that sans and Dan are the same.

[@heatherisallama3421]

True

[@kikihoyo2091]

Ikr

[@renate4997]

Those are some hot curves

[@Tyler-qs4zg]

Dans

[@shannonhealy7446]

Illuminati confirmed

[@aoibheodonovan8114]

With the "click if dan is the best" I would click it in half a heartbeat

[@grayson8929]

"joke with a k" yes Dan there is a k in most spellings of joke

[@stankytanky69]

No there isn’t.. is this a jowke?

[@spottytongue]

This whole video was like turning Animal Crossing off without saving.

[@alicelittler1105]

OMG yes!! I've been through that nightmare so many times..... Xxxxxxx

[@megthewanted123]

I've had many encounters with that pissy mole

[@jess6155]

I played pokemon for two hours forgetting to save and it lost power and boom i was back three towns again

[@reapnotsow]

I refuse to get the reset center and have yet to encounter Resetti, which I'm very happy about.

[@ashalvarezz214]

OMG YES I HATED THAT STUPID MOLE !!

[@megthewanted123]

"Jowke with a K!" Because joke doesn't normally have a K in it..

[@megthewanted123]

4 months on and I'm still not over the fact that Dan replied

[@stephaniemills8150]

HE WAS 12 GOD U STUPID IDIOT

[@niamhconnell8361]

Lmao

[@bellacamarena5371]

megthewanted123 when you read ur comment right when he says it XD

[@jocelyngonzalez3575]

Lol

[@frogpogz]

...wait I thought if you click "prevent this page from creating further dialog" it keeps the website from adding more pop-ups??? also I rly want Phil to go thru them 😂😂😂

[@Deniz-im6rf]

The website was made a long time ago. The internet probably didn't provide that service

[@rosalinecapulet]

tbh I spent the whole video staring at the "prevent this page" option thinking about how there was an easy out the whole time but instead Dan chose to suffer

[@bananna._.1415]

I would love to know what Phil was thinking while Dan was screaming

[@pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325]

“ah, dan’s opening up to the internet again i hear” **sips tea**

[@irresistiblycharasmatic6523]

This is basically a horrific parody for The Fault in our Stars

[@SygeNizzleOrnligNajs]

it is exactly no where near a parody for the fault in our stars

[@ilolicarly252]

OMG

[@SygeNizzleOrnligNajs]

WAIT I GET IT NOW I GET IT

[@SygeNizzleOrnligNajs]

Katinka Hurvig Møller jesus christ me

[@JoshH96]

Wait what I don't get it someone explain D:

[@ibabbs2001]

I love how angry Dan got at himself when the pop up said "Stop saying okay. Its pissing me off." He looked like he was ready to go into the past and beat the shit out of himself.

[@ouchthatinsulttotallyhurts9575]

Yezzz Jesus Christ, what did I just type? My brain...

[@esharamchurn6513]

YASSSS

[@Chainsawctopus_]

"jowke with a k" dan... did you... why? is this a jowe? (XD srry i couldnt help it)

[@b3vee]

Trash Pit ikr

[@AlwaysaFangirl]

Legit what I was thinking.

[@Chainsawctopus_]

lol (also nice prof pic of yoongi)

[@philtrash2303]

Your name sums up my existence, Trash Pit.

[@katetenhove495]

joke with a k.... DAN REALLY?!

[@ew7523]

Kitty ten Hove i was gonna comment that damnit

[@gayandbroken4024]

"Click Ok if Dan Howell is the best" Me: *clicks 500 times*

[@beaniepollard8290]

me

[@pugicorngamer7547]

Me:Clicks for rest of life

[@alexashley9140]

The Antisocial Trash Can Me: *clicks infinitely*

[@_anime.sausages_]

Omg me

[@LizLuvsCupcakes]

Let's all play a drinking game! Take a shot every time Dan says "are you joking?" Or "are you kidding me?!" Half shots for when he gets halfway through his complaint, like, "are you joke-?!"

[@notanormalhuman7637]

Elizabeth Lingurar also take a shot when ever he says ok

[@LizLuvsCupcakes]

Oh, no, what happened?

[@LizLuvsCupcakes]

Ooh, yeah, good!

[@ResaChiic]

@Not A Normal Human thank would cause alcohol poisoning

[@toter.korper]

Elizabeth Lingurar *throws up then falls on ground*

[@chloe8290]

I love how this video was called do not click but nearly 3 million people clicked on it anyway

[@niamh8920]

I'm Dan deprived

[@thanksguiseppe1055]

I find it hard to wrap my head around the fact that this was you

[@emilywrightmusik]

i like how he said "jowke with a k" as if the k isn't normally in the word joke..

[@chuckbatman5]

*jowe

[@phandomoftheopera9664]

no it's obviously spelt jowe where are you from?

[@CaptainAMAZINGGG]

haha yeah he makes fun of himself but his brain's still dumb now

[@sameraamery9590]

Dude, who says joke anymore? The rage now is jowe

[@celiaschipper9618]

lol jowe

[@HK-jb6hi]

Past dan sounds like a character from Undertale like Sans

[@JennaBanana]

Ikr!

[@annabellebianca4119]

That exactly what I thought

[@reharm_reality]

my thoughts exactly!

[@morganbill5615]

IKR!!!

[@Abb-ul9sg]

Eyyy

[@girlwithwifi1359]

This is AMAZING! PastDan is trolling his future self :)

[@eternitae0_035]

No shit

[@enx2083]

I like how he's annoyed with his past self but still explains and sympathizes with the "ta ta for now", the tigger saying.

[@zerofright]

Am i the only one that likes dan's screams? (don't judge)

[@ironflowers977]

Pterodactyl screeches more like ^_^

[@gingerblue1986]

It's sound like when my sister starts yelling at me

[@HikariCharizard703]

+Rike Wood They're adorable and I play them over and over. #NoShame hahaha

[@jessicabasave]

YOU'RE NOT ALONE I LOVE HIS SCREAM

[@ireallyneedtosneezebutican3199]

phil probably does too

[@caronicole8289]

knives? forget about that. guns? please. beheading someone? naah. obviously the best way to kill someone is by giving them the link to Dan's website and telling them to click the 'DO NOT CLICK'

[@HannahBenckeris_a_Shy_Girl]

That is the best way to kill someone

[@caereaves6698]

But instead of it actually ending make in start over again! Muwhahahahahahahahaha >:D

[@memeinferno9987]

Ot was so annoying

[@mackenziehmusic]

CJ reaves Whoa, ok, calm down Satan

[@caereaves6698]

Why thank you MacKenzie Weaver

[@katelynbyrne4731]

Love how he read jowke and said "with a k" ...

[@gooz1691]

It's amazing that Dan actually replies the way past Dan wanted him to. It's like a real conversation

[@myapiecey3301]

Ahh I love Dan's manly screams.

[@myapiecey3301]

*Danly* screams...?

[@chlo8791]

Manly battle cry

[@fathimew]

Yes, his "manly" screams

[@rachaelgriffiths9170]

Mya Pwint Chit MANLY BATTLE CRY

[@bucket5581]

im having an aneurysm reading this comment

[@melisauce9291]

You know you're a master troll when you troll yourself

[@lol-ko6wf]

Love your profile pic. 😂😂

[@kavya1vignesh]

Exactio

[@thegroomsbrideisabeautiful7323]

XD

[@kavya1vignesh]

Mia Valdez Are u a daughter of Leo Valdez?

[@sterre109]

+melisauce Did Percabeth get children too!?

[@Ahhsathan]

"my life is a [jowke]" -Dan Howell, Twitter (2019)

[@kaylaegan1014]

"Jowke with a k". Joke has a k anyway Dan

[@thesheepthatwentmooo]

Having that 'Do Not Click' was a clever tactic, young Dan. I know that if I ever see a sign near a wall that reads 'Wet Paint'... I'll be damned if I'm not touching that wall to make sure. Clever stuff.

[@paulfinch7925]

omg same lol

[@sarahparks5585]

thesheepthatwentmooo i like ur vids

[@fabulousmaggot1124]

Paul Finch your last name is my first name.

[@fabulousmaggot1124]

Tia Cook pfft. my last name is actually 'anderson' so

[@fabulousmaggot1124]

Tia Cook i figured, but still ^^

[@KitKatRolePlays]

5:08 Don't cry Dan Craft!

[@brendonuriesforeheadcantha1445]

PROTIP

[@therubygirl4078]

+Brendon Urie's Forehead can't handle the phandom dont hate,RELATE

[@brendonuriesforeheadcantha1445]

+Leah Grace yassssssssss

[@acesquare30]

PROTIP

[@rylee7223]

+Brendon Urie's Forehead can't handle the phandom OMG UR USERNAME 🤑🤑🤑

[@Faith-qh7js]

"I spelled your wrong! UNACCEPTABLE!" Literally my life 😂

[@horseymad22]

5:14 "Jowke, with a k" The k is what you picked up there? 😂😉

[@FrenchToastLuver]

I fucking love the Black Butler reference oml

[@homoerectus7465]

IKR

[@kikihoyo2091]

IKR

[@yuriphobia704]

y ES

[@no-ln4uc]

ayy nico

[@savannakropp1125]

black butler pop up happens me:....OMG OML *DIES*

[@wowiecarmen]

"joke with a k" dan r u ok

[@tjay7628]

I think he meant to say "joke with a w" xD

[@katrina55]

Also on one of his liveshows: fan: "Do you like cheese?" Dan: "Yeah I am."

[@tjay7628]

xD

[@brendapxh]

omg i'm gonna cRY

[@zoeyjennifer]

he meant joke with a "w" ahaha because he wrote "jowke" xD

[@megancooper1710]

Am I the only one who wants to see Phil do this too, that would be the funniest thing

[@longlivethegays]

this is still so good. never underestimate an annoying child. we are dangerous.

[@solidmoonbeams8939]

And we are eternal, except for the fact that we’re not!

[@skinwalkersal]

I could hang with child Dan. He seems like one of those friends that you just wanna make everyone mad with.

[@romas5648]

|-/

[@Exiscris5746]

+Twenty Øne Piløts |-/

[@skinwalkersal]

Phan_TØP |-/

[@phanislife6672]

Im smol den rn

[@mariahlalonde7967]

|-/

[@gurocandii]

Can u prank phil by making him go through this and film it please ?

[@katrinajohnson7182]

YES. OMG. YESSS

[@puffythecat1236]

YAS

[@seb.is.missing]

Well Phil probably HEARED him talking about lmao

[@nerdytrashcan2058]

"Jowke with a K" -Dan~Senpai 20idk-when

[@amazingjessie9394]

BLACK BUTLER! DAN I LOVE YOU

[@idontwantahandle526]

DAT BLACK BUTLER REFERENCE I CAN'T STOP RANDOMLY TALKING ABOUT MY FAV ANIMES ALL THE TIME I SCREAM EVERY TIME YOU MENTION BLACK BUTLER OR AOT

[@user-rz7hb1eh3x]

OMG

[@awkwardadrianna5504]

lol, everyone is freaking out about the black Butler reference, and I'm just smiling about the Tigger reference😂😂

[@Devilla131]

Adrianna Crosby ikr

[@itsalyssabtw]

Adrianna Crosby I scrolled down here just to find someone else who noticed the Tigger reference

[@KeaLeonna]

XD same

[@miksuko]

Why the fuck were you laughing in TEARS to that? TWICE? Humor these days.

[@ittybittyfishy258]

Adrianna Crosby is it weird that I'm a teen who still says ttfn on a daily bases

[@lampm4n]

honestly the entire alert sequence is just my thoughts while i’m trying to sleep

[@hannahelizabeth6816]

"remember back when people used to use the word chav" lol, I still do ...😂

[@Cat-qp1lf]

Hannah X That awkward moment when you're American and have no idea what a chav is, and furthermore, have never figured out what "Cheeky Nando's" means... 😂

[@hannahelizabeth6816]

Goca Rx aha 😂 I guess it's kinda awkward that I'm British and don't rly understand the meaning of "cheeky Nando's" either... and I guess u can say that a "chav" is someone who is overly aggressive and thinks they're cooler than they actually are??

[@elyseedwards7631]

I think it stands for 'council housed and violent'. that's what it stands for in my school at least

[@melancholics_7808]

it's a bit problematic

[@caitsf3474]

"It's a tigger saying" OH MY FUCKING GOHHD DAN HOWEL ..../

[@MangaEmoChan]

THE FUCKING BLACK BUTLER REFERENCE IM CRYING

[@maya2001123]

SAME SAME SAME

[@MariaMacedow]

WOW A BB AND MCR FAN ?! (I guess...?) I'M SO HAPPY!

[@camisthejester]

IKR

[@musicstarbri]

clopingirl YES

[@madelinegraceoneill970]

WATCHES ANIME AND HAS GERARD WAY IN THE PROFILE PIC WE'RE FRIENDS NOW

[@jiminnoodlesoupwithasugaon1915]

his humor is ahead of his time

[@maggielantz1385]

The website is closed! No!

[@geeky9609]

Past Dan is such a troll he's trolling Current Dan so hard XDXDXD

[@jxiuononqshudhuibgubuhwnix3128]

My profile pic kind of looks like yours

[@geeky9609]

Caitlin Grall Yay for Rinmarugames ^u^ I use it to make alot of my OC's and this is one of them

[@ranaalmahbobi1871]

So true xD lol

[@icepops25]

Previous Dan must have had so much free time lol

[@shan-tx7lo]

probably

[@ashleyo8948]

Thanks for saying must have instead of must of

[@blackk_rose_]

Procrastination probably

[@abndxjjsjx3767]

"Jowke with a K"

[@tokey6506]

"but yes my lord would be nice" me: SCREECH SCREECH CIEL CIEL CIEL BLACK BUTLER "dan shows Sabashtain and lil Dan on Ciel's head me: YES MY LORD....

[@afangirl4233]

madison hebert Sebby!!!

[@natashahornung8756]

madison hebert SAME THO!! #DANTOMHIVE MAKE IT TREND!!

[@mila.mp3929]

madison hebert same

[@rebeccaphillips2207]

5:08 dat scream tho

[@usuitakumi1523]

YES! OMFG xD

[@NiallsNaomi129]

Haha yes 😛

[@chia-iho]

Rebecca Phillips dan screams so much in his videos that if he got murdered, phil would probably just assume he was just making another video

[@nikkilewinskie8969]

Same name :))

[@chloeallysongarcia9070]

It sounds like the scream of Ricky Dillon!

[@myyouthisstartingtophanica3403]

all you had to do was click 'prevent this page from creating additional dialogs'

[@lilpickle4606]

but that would have taken the whole purpose away from the video! dan was showing us what he did when he was 12

[@gayandbroken4024]

I know that's literally all I was thinking

[@beaniepollard8290]

That was the point. He said "imagine if [that check box wasn't there]."

[@kelly_xoxo]

Nutella Puppies XOX back in ye olde days when dan was 12 there was no preventing the page from creating additional dialogues. It was torture

[@cheers4life100]

he was doing it for the lols

[@Ly-lb1ip]

3:46 this was five years ago and trust me people still use the word chav. literally everyone in my area at least.. dans just too posh lmao

[@kbxck]

“remember when people used to use the word chav” hah.... 2020.... hah....

[@craftymind406]

Is it bad that child Dan would probably be my friend?

[@charlottes2835]

No I would totally do this just to piss people off.

[@thegroomsbrideisabeautiful7323]

No XD

[@ilovemycat3537]

hell no. the child version of Dan would be the boy version of me.

[@craftymind406]

iF YoUr NoT tAlKiNg MoNeY I dOn't WaNnA tAlK the sad part is, same here.

[@ilovemycat3537]

Josie Harlow lol

[@divineseroy]

It was a bad idea to watch this. I felt physical pain everytime there was a "your" when it should've been "you're".

[@petzi7071]

Even after years this is still one of my favourite videos and 'Joke with a k' gets me everytime XD

[@llysmichelle]

I love how he is talking to his past self like he Is in the room I LOVE IT

[@MidnightCosplays]

Dan, I actually went on your website at school and clicked the Do Not Click, then left class. Apparently it was very entertaining for the class after me, who watched my TECHNOLOGY teacher go through all of it~ ;D

[@chiefblackjack9176]

How do you find the website?

[@diamondocelot1]

YOU'RE A GENIUS.

[@mikaylabrewer8434]

That's awesome!! 😂😂

[@ellaisnotcool4812]

Evil genius. I'm proud

[@LilacLooms]

Lool I wish I could do that but we have to log out of our computers at school

[@hazel370]

Does anyone know the URL for this website? my sad life needs this!!

[@trtz43_]

www.freewebs.com/dan_h/

[@hazel370]

Trey Trezona THANK YOU!!!

[@trtz43_]

Way Cray NP

[@curiosityscauldron6334]

Way Cray it doesn't exist anymore...we crashed it 😢😢😢😢😢

[@carrierosem1]

Thanks dude

[@spaceeilish1685]

I like how the captions just keep going at the end of the video, it's adorable :3

[@julia-7129]

Tbt Dan was blushing so much and I’m crying he’s so cute

[@xCHOXOLATEx]

LMAO IMAGINE DAN AS CIEL FROM BLACK BUTLER IM DEAD (also black butler was supposed to be a yaoi anime so im going to use this as an excuse to say dan is into yaoi)

[@SnickersFantasy]

+KZbin Addict I wish it was meant to be a yaoi but apparently it was just a rumor made by hardcore fans

[@SnickersFantasy]

I heard from somewhere that it was just a rumor though

[@ResaChiic]

+1D XING RUI MIN well yana toboso (the mangaka) also creates dojinshi, and im pretty sure she made an unofficial kuroshitsuji dojinshi on the side

[@anas.9049]

+Hanna BiBi ugh it's not yaoi but it was supposed to be, however the editors didn't like the idea

[@anas.9049]

***** ikr, I think it would sell even more if it were yaoi, cos let's me honest, most of the fans like yaoi and ship SebaCiel

[@abannati6922]

"DO NOT CLICK" Have I been issued a challenge?

[@Jasmineblake]

Who ever did the subtitles I just watched, thank you. That really was something else

[@gahtheone]

Ok but, this page is absolute genius. I would have loved to do this trolling back in the day. Yeah, I would have probably been hated like a [insert offensive thing here so I don’t have to be cancelled] but it’s not like I care that much lol

[@casperfox2108]

You can convince people that there is magic man in the skies who controlls everything, but you cant get people not to click a sign that says DO NOT CLICK.

[@C00bAyee]

Very we'll said.

[@bobbyman0330]

***** yeah like I would do that. But maybe you should do it, I wonder what would happen

[@charliebewsey2575]

He/she would have a broken computer smartass

[@DecxmberDxrnell.]

"Jowke" with a K... Yes Dan... You spell joke... With a K... Well done ;)

[@taylorluv444]

Lol ikr.... With a k XD

[@pompompurinpurin]

he probably meant with the W lmao

[@tilsmay8763]

Marianne DM No way!!!!!!!! -_-

[@pompompurinpurin]

Tilly With Wings i got the joke please dont come for me im a nice person

[@tilsmay8763]

I was joking Marianne DM Wow XD This is funny

[@kaila3468]

why is this in my recommended 6 years later.. the algorithm knew i was craving dan content

[@pluutopluto]

1:35 ...You could have clicked the box that said "prevent this page from creating additional dialogues" Danpai...

[@maddieglover3626]

plus back then it didn't have that

[@romiford7013]

3:15 Dan phantomhive

[@xerilaun]

:D

[@imarijana]

YES

[@tootkahoot6525]

YASS

[@jessicacoyle8800]

#danphantomhive

[@damisaurus_rex]

Ciel Dantomhive

[@mintyhippo8125]

I love Dan's goofy scream at 5:09 XD

[@taylorgillespie8344]

😂right

[@hayo3o643]

IT'S CYOOT

[@LiterallyAllNamesAreTaken]

same

[@xXSethTheGreatXx]

It reminds me of Ricky Dillons "AH!" Dont know if anyone else knows what im talking about.

[@xoskyxo3168]

xXSethTheGreatXx I do✋🏿 I love Ricky😊

[@nocturnaljayson4761]

Can I be friends with you please,this is pure gold😂😂😂

[@knittedrachael]

i went on his site years ago and had this same turmoil. i feel u dan