I Made Them Rage Quit

[@peeter2624]

lmao I remember when general eisenhower landed in Normandy, saw he couldn’t pierce German tigers and panthers, and immediately surrendered. Good times

[@thepieguypdx7780]

he could pierce them though

[@oasis1282]

@@thepieguypdx7780 your mom

[@survivalist2607]

imagine allied commanders threatening they would resign if The Fuhrer didn't make his super heavy tanks into mediums, and Adolf actually agreeing to it.

[@thepieguypdx7780]

@@survivalist2607 they had the ability to develop technology that could pierce them (and already had such technology). if such an ability definitively didnt exist surrender wouldnt be that unreasonable

[@oasis1282]

@@thepieguypdx7780 Which technology? M1 Bazooka?

[@mgy1438]

It's insanely good watching Dankus being on Germany, when he's on minor, he sounds depressed, but on Germany? He sounds like he just ate a box of fent(happy)

[@marshmelo15]

yeah becasue he can exploit on germany

[@artos9406]

@@marshmelo15 playing good*

[@survivalist2607]

that's cuz he can play good on Germany, and can clap some people's asses.

[@freskom]

@I Just Wanna Die Dankus is known for hacking, Most times when his titles are “i got banned for being too good” is complete bullshit

[@personalitybeats6030]

@@freskom exploiting is not hacking

[@davidyunghans3569]

pulled up to Egypt, saw a super heavy tank, went back home - UK

[@reidsneid2046]

"I said their UK build was weak... I WAS RIGHT"

[@mota478]

The summary of this video Allies: "They are tryharding" Axis: "We do a lil bit of trolling" Comminter: "????"

[@georgekordalis5465]

Good to see you finally play germany!

[@br0h213]

auf der heidel

[@pasy626xx5]

@@br0h213auf der Heide*

[@ronny568]

THEY SAID MY RAGE QUIT WAS WEAK!!!!

[@existentiallydead5998]

i see when you ask for things you seem to get ur head bit off but you give spain the 100 trains it needs and help allies to succeed

[@tylerlambert8400]

People don't like that Dankus is usually right about things

[@primal_guy1526]

This is beyond space marines, we’re in Adeptus Custodes territory now

[@timerevive1511]

My man just rolled up with a full squad of Allarus Custodes

[@lilmontrz6117]

They said the MAUS was over-rated

[@glenmcgillivray4707]

It was tho. You drive around them and attack the trucks in the rear. However Hearts of Iron don't allow a sweeping flank maneuver nor over-running and enveloping divisions.

[@lilmontrz6117]

@@glenmcgillivray4707 It's near impossible to code something like that.

[@glenmcgillivray4707]

@@lilmontrz6117 I was just pondering how to fix it. If my armour or mobile units outnumber yours, and I am on the offensive, I get a number of my units bogged down by your smaller armour force, but the rest are allowed to attack openly. So if I throw 4 tank armies of 10 tanks each at your two infantry squads of one superheavy tank destroyer each you can pin down the tank Destroyers 'mobile firepower' value which may be a number between 1 and 5 based on a tank to tank destroyer comparison. To represent their ability to support and survive the encounter with infantry support and defensive deployment. The Maus would be slow but difficult to defeat or force to withdraw doing an excellent Assault gun holding key points. So maybe a single unit of Maus could pin 4 armour and mobile brigades in difficult fighting. Then we compare the rest of our armies, and my tanks are allowed to inflict terrible casualties on you. My my 40 tanks fight 2 Maus pinning 8 of my elements (which if fantastic by the way) but my remaining 32 can erode the infantry support. When things are more balanced like 1 Maus for every 3 infantry, then my entire army is getting bogged down in Maus Combat. Because a Maus can support 3 additional infantry on defense. While a firefly with better mobility and firepower and maintenance and less espensive to produce might get a 4.5 width but suffer more losses because they can be penned.

[@ski3010]

How are the allies not able to build a tank that pierces 90 armor, just build some proper TDs

[@cragga9582]

Really only thing that can pierce 90+ is HAT 2, or buffed HAT 1. Hard to get by 41 unless rushed with research buffs. Edit: also AT IV 76mm turret.

[@toastpotato7507]

Mod

[@kandymanis]

its a submod, and there doesnt exist anything in the mod that can pierce a 90 armor tank div

[@scotsman242]

@@kandymanis Does this mod work in Single player? If so, could you please tell me the name of the Mod?

[@namastedikka2985]

Would like to have the modname too

[@nosutrex]

16:07 most normal european laugh

[@Emel_unlegit]

0:42 is that fucking ISP?

[@AsgardVenture]

Nah that’s Lennard

[@dodobirdhistorian5115]

Fun non-relative fact: The incomplete Langer Gustav was estimated to fire from Calais, France to London, England. However, thanks to intense allies bombing on Essen, the gun would not be completed.

[@blackpaint9093]

My drunk ass just rejected a girl and now i'm crying in my bed watching dankus at 4 am

[@WBCY2024]

You don't need girls. You need Hoi4

[@Iamdark1234]

girls are replaceable, hoi4 is forever E-SPORTS

[@theleader4620]

Based lol

[@PlatyIsHigh]

Man you dont fucking need girls hoi4 is girls GO PLAY HOI4 NOWWWW

[@6th_Army]

An exploit? How could that be an exploit.

[@emperorofwends8875]

UK player just mad becose he it bad

[@goncalobalanca4299]

Because we don't have that decision too op for Germany # alliessuffer -🤓

[@bigbob5597]

@@emperorofwends8875 Oh please tell us mr big brain countryball fan how can you get enough piercing to pierce those tanks by '41?

[@Schnidler]

because hoi4 calcuates the armor value completly wrong. you can put one high armor brigade into a div and the whole div gets a lot of armor. its just dumb and usually banned

[@12gark]

It's like space marines, but in this case is super heavy tanks and light tanks. That division costs probably the same as a full medium one, consumes less supply but has almost twice the armour. It's not an exploit per se, but has to be banned, otherwise everyone needs to make super heavies all the time.

[@turkabdulhamitci]

Super-Heavy tank Belgium build?

[@TheZakanater]

lol "gentlemans agreement" to let them win

[@skulls122]

And thats why the "your tank division heaviest level of armor needs to be a majority of the template" exist, so you cant have cheap heavy/super heavy tanks

[@2Links]

I love having the Battle of Kursk on steroids in France 1940

[@tankdempsey9023]

Just another average day of playing hoi4 with dankus 😂

[@X1ninja12]

Ah so this is why they don’t like you as Germany

[@ТимурИсмагилов-х5з]

ThEy SaId My GeRmAnY wAs WeAk!!!!

[@The_Deztro]

You're getting really close to 100k Mr Memecus, I wonder what you might do for such a milestone

[@ayathados6629]

I hope he smokes weed on stream, it'd be absolutely fucking hilarious to watch Dankus attempt to play hoi while high

[@haus16a]

didn't he say that he will gift viewers either the base game hoi4 or a dlc for it?

[@kirby1225]

@@ayathados6629 this again? it's literally illegal in Sweden.

[@littlejimmy8744]

@@ayathados6629 Dude weed lmao

[@ilikeships9333]

They said my reich wouldn’t last a thousand years…

[@mrworldwide3846]

this hungary seems really good

[@sghflnjdgftrebv4005]

To be fair if only you could make these tanks they have a point

[@kennethmoses4900]

This video proves that Moustache-Man would have won if he’d just used Ferdinands.

[@pitrson666]

he did use em tho

[@kennethmoses4900]

@@pitrson666 I don’t think the Axis ever produced Super-Heavy Tanks, let alone Ferdinands.

[@pitrson666]

@@kennethmoses4900 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elefant Ferdinands were used and they were absolute dog shit. only good thing was the front armor and gun otherwise it was a death trap. and going even bigger wouldnt solve the issue.

[@davidlennyman444]

@@kennethmoses4900 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elefant

[@kennethmoses4900]

@@davidlennyman444 You learn something new every day.

[@ausar3852]

Finally dankus playing Axis

[@azij7142]

I have been wondering who is THEM? They appear in most if not all titles and I still don't know who they are

[@moon_spirit1]

crazy that only 600 more subs are needed until dankus gets 100k

[@joda7129]

I've never seen someone call armor tanks exploits. I guess it kinda is. But good anti tank tech at least in vanilla type mods will piece them or get like 60% piercing

[@sahilhossian8212]

Lore of I Made Them Rage Quit momentum 100

[@GutGekon]

Actually cannot make a funny "They said" title today

[@alekosthecrow]

They said my construction queue was weak

[@yeatnumber1Dmuncher]

They said I couldn't make a funny title...

[@leiaorgana5098]

_They said my Heavy Tank build was weak!_

[@mgrenjoyer4626]

Floppa as leader of Italian east Africa lol

[@apyrthegreat6708]

Dankus discovers space marines.

[@anthonypowell4240]

Danks is a lucky Boi he got to be major for once

[@mane688]

*a little bit of tomfoolery, trolling even*

[@names6494]

They said my tanks were strong...

[@ignacioalmiron7187]

Which mod are y'all using?

[@lordpicnic7358]

tfb

[@JackyPizza123]

What mod does Dankus play on?

[@billybob-zk9nm]

Look look, he disconnected

[@Joshua429]

4 people running a hoi4 Japan hmmmmm

[@scubandym1941]

This was poetry bro

[@12gark]

You see Dankus is on Germany and you know it's going to be a banger!

[@bvrdy]

Need that template NOW

[@Matthias-bt2kx]

Nice Description mr dankus

[@username.4019]

can someone send link of mod in the video

[@psychzach1588]

What mod do they use again?

[@goncalobalanca4299]

TFB (their finest bruh) i think

[@Seltxah]

16:00 he said WHAT??

[@gageboyd7157]

What Mp mod do you use

[@sugoisukhoi]

their finest bruh

[@squirrelxx599]

dAnKuS oN gErMaNy!!??

[@mikulassvatek2707]

What is this mod tfb Africa looks different and how do you have this many tanks

[@the_machine_1696]

What mod do you use?

[@friedhelminkursk503]

Vaterland ist proud of you

[@Віктор445]

oman yalta

[@syrinx1885]

What is the mod pack used in this video?

[@lordpicnic7358]

tfb

[@roboticintelligenceunit1a652]

Why Italianist Africa has leader floppy?

[@That_Aussie_Bloke]

what mod is this again?

[@mid7217]

What is the mod called

[@saulgallagher5668]

5:05 wait wtf why does UK own Mexico

[@cockdestroyer2296]

oil embargo event, uk declared war and boosted his eco massively (allowed)

[@acatwithwiskers9273]

Is this a mod? He had 200 factories in 36

[@egontiedeman761]

yes

[@Cronk2446]

Mods?

[@lordpicnic7358]

tfb

[@mina-qi5lf]

What ks this mod

[@exotic2789]

OMAN (thanks for comment on steam)

[@pablobrickasso9185]

What mods are you using

[@lordpicnic7358]

tfb

[@yato329]

what mods do you use?

[@lordpicnic7358]

tfb

[@Dockboy-ie4yu]

Are those giant nostrils

[@tengisbayarshikan6187]

What did I say never let dankus play Germany.

[@klocu8733]

They could just win meditarrienian and none of these super heavys would reach africa, crying kiddos

[@krispi7290]

I would quit too, that’s a bit scuffed but the way it went down was stupid

[@ВиталийСофиевский]

Excuse me, cuties, but, which mod is on the video? Certain packs?

[@sora64444]

pretty sure they could have invested in tds to deal with his tanks

[@lordphonix0994]

I think only superheavy td can do that and superheavy's are only for Germany

[@Spoudey]

What mod

[@lordpicnic7358]

tfb

[@no-nx3ip]

Mashallah

[@ErCommandant]

name of mod?

[@lordpicnic7358]

tfb

[@loader2755]

Earliest ive been to a dankus vid

[@Gittorio.]

mod name?

[@lordpicnic7358]

tfb

[@remi2401]

wtf alta mean every video

[@jacobsimpson6775]

Looks like mod yuk vanilla only

[@mangomango9621]

mod?

[@notoriousfly9260]

tfbاللّٰ

[@uniedits5459]

Super heavies exploit lol

[@atayyy4052]

E-Sports

[@MiMi-xq7gv]

dankus you should play on fuwg server we have games every day

[@billwilson7841]

Imagine complaining about a game feature thats been there for years

[@filip4333]

skill issue allies

[@gdlghdghslghsdghksdghk]

nothing can literally pierce it and it would be too much for allies and fucking annoying it wouldn't be fun for the soviets either

[@Nxtymg]

Sounds like a you problem 😂😂😂😂

[@theguythatshereisme6204]

bro just make tank destroyers to pierce them like what???

[@ploppyjr2373]

Doesn’t work

[@yougoslavia]

The.

[@chickennugget6056]

DANKUS NNN

[@Drazja]

Exploits

[@somestuff7931]

esport

[@ostronost1841]

Tog mig halva videon tills jag fatt att du var svenne

[@terrifier2845]

ZYZZ

[@nonrumor]

was dankus on his period?

[@GreenWizard420]

massive cope from the allies

[@gdlghdghslghsdghksdghk]

it isn't fair because then other people will use dankus tanks which will be annoying for the allies and they don't want to see same strats over and over again it seems just boring

[@Nemanja-g4j]

W

[@4realm8rusirius]

Yo

[@betony6]

omg ofc first