Danny Bhoy - All Church Hymns Have The Same Lyrics

#DannyBhoy on what's unique about people from LA, his opinion on Bollywood movies, and the difference between a church and a basilica.
#DannyBhoyStandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2012.
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[@Kiroselg]

I love seeing Danny Bhoy's comedy, he was a couple years older than me in my school in Lockerbie and it's super cool seeing him do so well and all the love he gets from his audiences. I was so damn excited when I saw him pop up for the first time on youtube!

[@joshfromjuniorstudios]

He looks like Ted Mosby if “How I Met Your Mother” was filmed in Scotland

[@XiAnais-bt9ke]

He's the sort of genuinely funny guy you can't help but laugh at. Not giggle, hollar an all natural, somewhat "what the fuck was that noise" laugh

[@maggiee639]

I relate to the Basilica lady so hard lol

[@jannetteberends8730]

Me too, I actually looked on Wikipedia what a basilica is. And I totally understand why she corrected him.

[@anne-mariezack]

@@jannetteberends8730 Me too!

[@TheHutchy01]

He looks enough like David Tennant that I suspect the Scottish have just the five faces and they swap them around according to whose leaving Scotland that week

[@alvallac2171]

*who's (contraction o "who is/has") "Whose" is for possession.

[@cherahsBroll]

😭😭😭💀

[@originalstel]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@laurenanderson61]

He doesn't look like David Tennant!

[@TheHutchy01]

@@laurenanderson61 Is it your turn on Scottish Face #5?

[@TheCanadianEuro]

I've seen him live twice and he is absolutely hysterical, really smart and engaging with the crowd!

[@borgholable]

most . underrated . comedian . ever .

[@Anthi52]

he is not underrated he is famous, where have you been?

[@borgholable]

hes really not though

[@Anthi52]

oh he is, he is just one of the old ones, old not in age, but generation

[@Anthi52]

as much as I am a bitch, that much he is unfamous

[@colourmycosplay]

Anthi Iliopoulou if you came to Scotland and asked us if we know Danny, most of us will say "who?" The famous comedians is people like Jack Whitehall, Michael McIntyre, Kevin Bridges and Billy Connolly. Danny Bhoy doesn't even make it into the top 10 Scottish comedians

[@e.b.4379]

A basilica is a form of church so... There's no difference other than a basilica is simply an important church building designated by the pope because it carries special spiritual, historical, and/or architectural significance.

[@shawnsg]

So there's no difference other than the difference you mentioned? Isn't that a difference?

[@e.b.4379]

@@shawnsg Haha, I get your point but I simply meant that there's no fundamental difference. An apple is still an apple whether it's a Granny Smith or Braeburn. The lady insisting that it's a basilica, not a church is like saying it's a Granny Smith, not an apple. It's still an apple or in this case a church at the end of the day, just a different type of church. So technically, the "difference" lies in the type of place/object, not the place/object itself. Or take us humans for example... A member of the human species remains human, regardless of the race of said human! I'd better stop here, I'm sure you by now get my point... :)

[@haza123b4]

*You lost me at "basilica".*

[@e.b.4379]

@@haza123b4 Can't win them all... :)

[@stickywickedy]

Exactly, being pedantic often comes across as obnoxious but to be pedantic and wrong at the same time during a performance takes it to a whole new level.

[@childofearthandstarryheave6660]

Last minute about the singing thing.. I was laughing with tears, don't know why I found that so funny 😂😂😂

[@silverbrandimations6091]

lol same here

[@AnnabelleJARankin]

Really made me laugh. So quick with 'basilica'! Don't care about slightly recycled jokes, simple is best anyway.

[@LoessieProject]

foennnie

[@sheeesh404]

He handled that heckle so well

[@JadisAmalthea]

"God is great, and we are shit". Omgomgomg I am so singing this at my church. I'll get kicked out but it will be worth it! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@dominika576]

Did you do it? 😁

[@carrots7216]

Has anyone ever gone up to him and just started singing Danny Boy?

[@a.z.983]

Basilica is just a type of the building, but by the purpose it's still a church, so he wasn't wrong, just not precise.

[@grannypeacock]

Because I had to look it up it is both a style of Roman building and also a church granted special honors by the pope depending on context

[@gillianmegan]

I think it was a non issue, with no bearing on the story. If he responded to a smart alec to accentuate the humour, that's great. But his cutting her off with "bored", "you lost me", etc, did come across as slightly insecure at that point. I still enjoyed his comedy.

[@margaretfalde]

When he does the organ-player part he reminds me of Eddie Izzard...lol

[@helencaligiuri8914]

This never gets old! Danny Bhoy has great stage presence! Cheers,H

[@neongarcia4143]

More of D. Bhoy shows please.

[@facobasten1984]

Found him just today and really love his unpretentious materials. Not being a camp but also not being aggresive. I love the camp ones too these two are my favorites Joe lycett and MM but his style is so fresh as if he is finding his material along the way and how down to earth his material is and his scottish accent and how he just have fun on stage 😂 ❤️

[@shreyassarangi6106]

I live in India and I didn't know Bollywood was an offensive term... Lots of people use it. It's not

[@wendydonaldson7222]

I think it was for the joke. Right? ☺️

[@gargigingerly]

It is, for people working in the industry...

[@bird.of.hermes.4]

And the southies.. they call theirs tollywood?? or something.. Wont like being in the bolly of the northies

[@leesteal4458]

This was 2012.

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

Shreyas Sarangi but is it?

[@wayne7467]

smooth and effortless! simply outstanding

[@10zn68]

OMG! So hilarious!😂😂😂 especially going lower part at the end

[@chrissie627]

Basilica lady got all her notes ready 😂 shes like lets fuckin go danny

[@elle1107]

He is majorly charismatic

[@demianschultz3749]

This guy is outstanding!

[@TK-yh4hn]

Oh snap! I've never seen a head AND eye roll together 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Ha😭 Love it 😉

[@zohebsuleman1678]

Where's this guy been? Hope he's a big hit doing whatever else he's upto

[@sheryldacian5646]

The accent that sounds sexy and funny at the same time...😍

[@djstr0b3]

I'd love to see him again, but with new material

[@bakedutah8411]

2:47 It’s worth noting that Danny himself is half Indian (via his Dad). I guess the American equivalent would be to call him _Indian American,_ but in Scotland we’d typically refer to him as...well, as _Scottish._ Or, more accurately, as _Sco’ish._

[@bakedutah8411]

5:41 _”Right, shoosht...”_ 😂🤣

[@morganellis2010]

danny bhoy keeps the spot op busy!

[@Sunflowers159]

I know all about the singing thing. I've sung in enough church choirs to relate to that, but at least old hymns usually follow the same format throughout the entire hymn so by the time you reach verse 3 you've just about got the hang of things even if you've never sung it before. Modern "worship songs" are worse because they go off at all sorts of weird chords and key changes in several places. The "worship group" starts playing something and you think you know where it's going then suddenly it changes key, tune, tempo and just about everything else for no apparent reason and you're floundering around trying to work out how to keep up with it all, especially if it's one where every verse is different each time - if it has verses at all!

[@incanada83]

Sunflowers 159, that's when you start humming lol

[@Sunflowers159]

@@incanada83 I wish this had a LOL button!

[@maryraisch6648]

SO Clever and Funny and Courteous to the audience!

[@ibrarali9369]

Would love to see more of Danny.

[@AntarcticMagpie]

As a Christian, this skit is, more or less, pretty accurate :P

[@scottmcphee2076]

Yes. Although I do wonder when the last time Danny set foot inside a church was? Modern churches have padded seats instead of wooden pews. The lyrics of contemporary worship songs are different in context to the hymns Danny mentioned.

[@mwilkins1644]

@@scottmcphee2076 Modern church songs are just "me me me me me I

[@terrysham4940]

Great heckle there Danny Bhoy 👍

[@harsh_s20]

Calling Indian Cinema as Bollywood is not offensive since we use that term as well although calling it shit probably is..... 🙄

[@fpcooper95]

I Know! 😤

[@tweetiepie551]

Easy fast answer to what's a basilica? It's where basilisks live.

[@kinndah2519]

Just a quick note...not all of us Americans are like LA ppl. The rest of us are out here too🤙

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

Yeah the ones outside LA are arguibly worse.

[@kinndah2519]

@@dcmastermindfirst9418 So you've been around the entire United States? All 3,700 miles east to west and 2900 miles north to south and all around? Including the states and territories off the mainland? Met all half a billion ppl?

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

@kinndah2519 Lol the ones in Florida all support that orange dipshit. That alone is enough to not make me want to visit.

[@lucindabean1646]

Scottish accent SEXY.....don't try Italian AGAIN😂

[@mickyalberta3484]

A Scottish accent is the sexiest...but all Danny's accents are well done for humor.

[@otto4255]

Lucinda Bean can ye even try Scottish. He’s nea speaking Scottish just shit England. Ye ken what haggis is well ye dinnea ken a thing

[@otto4255]

Micky Alberta it’s nea so fuck off

[@victorakandu9419]

This is the Truest song I have ever heard from human beings? It is true... He is great and we are shit!

[@MrBrownnn696]

The oh my god in California is pretty true lmfao

[@buffybell3409]

He can sing!

[@rafthejaf8789]

A person from Montreal is also an American. America stretches from Canada to Argentina.

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

Canada is NOT part of America.

[@AmyCCloverlanez]

Haha this guy is hilarious

[@mandongasings]

Super funnnyyyyyyyyy🤣🤣🤣

[@yorgunsamuray]

In Turkey we have this "Allah Allah" when surprised, fed up, sometimes when overjoyed...depending on the intonation. Even the atheists use it because, it's such a common expression, almost used in reflex. Bollywood is just used for the Hindi-language cinema based in Mumbai (from the old name Bombay, actually the main language around Mumbai area is Marathi, but still ). Other language groups (Tamil, Telugu, Malayalam, etc) have their different Xwoods.

[@Impaler00100]

" I'm not that kind of brown! I'm just like you! The audience! I truly am!"

[@johnthompson932]

I love you Danny I have been up many a basilica

[@buddy77587]

Fabulous!

[@grannypeacock]

And here I am googling bascilica because now I need to know

[@marcarvalho86]

Is he singing Away in a Manger to the tune of Immaculate Mary?

[@youryella]

Yes! Good ear

[@rugdg13]

Ohhh! I thought I was going nuts. Im like "that's not how I sing that song at all..." Nice!

[@jithel7948]

There are two very common tunes for Away in a Manger. He did one of them.

[@youryella]

@@jithel7948 one of them is not very common. This is the one he performed.

[@ilexdiapason]

that's definitely the tune we learned it to (english, secular school)

[@jeanqnguyen4542]

Come to Australia please! You’re so funny

[@dave0754]

The Scottish/Indian Louis José Houde

[@amandadawn794]

He sounds like Mrs Doubtfire

[@bumponlog]

Feels like this might turn into a late night infomercial right quick with that microphone.

[@successfulpsychology4393]

I love this guy.

[@neoblackcyptron]

Wow he is good.

[@cherryketket]

That last bit got me so bad.

[@jessicakelly377]

Those omg’s started sounding Australian for a bit!

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

As an Australian I can say he sounds NOTHING like an Australian

[@swatir.567]

LmaOOOOOOO the octaves parttt and the organs kmaooo

[@miamigirl7902]

nice voice

[@rachelcurl9969]

Fuck! Get off the...BUS!!!!!! I laughed so hardddd OH MY GAHWD

[@catherinedavis-sparks2669]

I don't see this, it prolly had been done, but: "Oh, Danny Bhoy, don't ya hear the bagpipes singing?"

[@theadventuresofkingpersius5961]

Campest air organ demo.. Ever.

[@keithfolce7901]

Ohhh my god 10 times.. as fast as you can say it... I'm a god... lol! :) ;)

[@branrx]

If that was ad lib; fantastic!

[@VandaWii]

I can definitely relate to the singing in the church problem

[@rickkentner1713]

Just damn funny.

[@norsklion]

i guess we have to wait a bit longer than we thought for the MAJOR UPDATE on danny boy jokes !!! old jokes

[@alanbisson5078]

This video is from 2012. He has newer content.

[@prettyinpinky5937]

This is from 2012, how do you people expect new jokes in here? Please explain

[@EsterHorbach-it9tb]

I'm German but understand him quite well. But sometimes the yt subtitles are really bad, not correct and sometimes make no sense at all.

[@Damagedbyher]

Comedian: OMG 12× Audience: Comedian: OMG 12× Audience: Comedian: OMG 12× Audience:

[@uvelopin24]

Hahahaha!!! You know your work!

[@Anthi52]

Basilika in Greek means of the King or Queen. m. Basilias- f. Basilissa- adjective m Basilikos f. Basiliki

[@maxasaurus3008]

This guy’s pretty funny, and Montreal lol nice spectrum of intelligence 😂

[@Nathan__A]

Yeah its called Notre Dame Cathedral Basilica. Danny said Notre Dame church. A Cathedral is pretty much a church so it was stupid of the woman to have even opened her mouth to try to correct Danny. You’re there to watch comedy, not speak.

[@JewelBlueIbanez]

A cathedral is where the bishop’s cathedra is. It’s not just basically a church.

[@Nathan__A]

@@JewelBlueIbanez Definition of a Cathedral : A cathedral is a church that contains the cathedra (Latin for 'seat') of a bishop, thus serving as the central church of a diocese, conference, or episcopate. It is still technically a church, it says it in the definition of what it is, it has been defined as that for a very long time, stop trying to be contradicting and contentious, I’m right so shut up.

[@prettyinpinky5937]

This is from 2012, how do you people expect new jokes in here? Please explain

[@felixcat648]

It's HANK YARBO'S brother!!!!!

[@RACHELTAYLOR7]

I wish he’d come up with some new material.

[@prettyinpinky5937]

This is from 2012, how do you people expect new jokes in here? Please explain

[@Anthi52]

I generally love Danny Bhoy, but I think as he grows older, he becomes a bit repetitive. (by getting 2 likes, I must highlight I didn't mean it as an offense, just as a feedback to make some new ones!)

[@glenaitken4991]

Anthi Iliopoulou i love him but he does repeat an awful lot even on shows 10 years apart. I've heard the lizard on a wall in a motel room gag on 3 different shows, 7 years apart. He is fab though.

[@shakespearefan8475]

Glen Aitken x

[@prettyinpinky5937]

This is from 2012, how do you people expect new jokes in here? Please explain

[@johnthompson932]

Turn Italian any time you like

[@ADerpyReality]

You have to know some people are going to start saying Allah instead of oh my god.

[@malimillions]

‘Allah’ DOES roll off the tongue smoother then ‘omigawd’ now that I think about it...

[@Silverback1969MoonLandingLies]

Allah does not mean oh my God! Allah just means God!

[@helencaligiuri8914]

Like no one! Cheers,H

[@easywriter3000]

The equivalent of "Oh my God" would be "Ya ilahi", but it's rare and too literary. Muslims will prefer "Ya Rabbi", which means "Oh my Lord"... The Basilica lady has opened a wild wave of awkwardly erudite comments. ^^

[@easywriter3000]

@Stephanie Logan Hey thanks for the input! Never heard of that expression! Makes me think of a sort of translation of "hashem". Jews are saying "the name" instead of naming God by His sacred name. Otherwise it doesn't ring a bell. You sure they weren't Arabs of jewish confession (it does exist! ^^)?

[@davidthaler7018]

Sorry Danny….they didn’t edit that bit. :-)

[@joseenoel8093]

Very good! Come back, our bazzziiillllliiiiiccccaaaa's gotten mega Rome and gouv bucks (zillions) for renovations! We're getting a new mountain ⛰!

[@mehulagarwal9455]

I'm Indian and even I didn't know " Bollywood " was an offensive term to use (unless he made that up for the sake of the joke). If that's case then Bollywood has been offending itself for generations is guess...

[@colourmycosplay]

HES BACK!!!

[@shaz3r786]

not for long with those shit jokes

[@alanbisson5078]

This is from 2012.

[@prettyinpinky5937]

@@shaz3r786 this is from 2012

[@lexiephillips4007]

Turn on the subtitles 😂😂

[@madlad5122]

Note Dame lmao

[@rockyeasterline348]

This is the first comedian I didn't think was funny can't finish it

[@LizMcNamara47]

I'd say Scotland

[@1305maggie]

Can't relate to away in a manger I always sang it in the right pitch or whatever I'm just shit at singing

[@shantanusawant1179]

The guy sitting in the front row with red and white strips is probably Chad

[@coke6995]

He looks like mr.bean

[@alunchurcher7060]

a historic building yet only built in 1860 thats a newer building in Europe lmfao the old part of Montreal so not that old on European standards Victorian building in UK

[@lindtm902]

I dunno if they teach you this in your school, but Montreal wasn't a developed city back in Victorian era.

[@alunchurcher7060]

@@lindtm902 yes im sure it wasn't but you miss the point we have Greek and Roman buildings still in Europe thats my point what Canada calls old, is relatively new in European countries.

[@lindtm902]

@@alunchurcher7060 A lot of what European call Old is relatively new compared to buildings and architecture found in Indian subcontinent, China and Africa. EuroCunts seem to have a superiority complex that just won't go away!

[@alunchurcher7060]

@@lindtm902 you're so fucking dumb happy new year all i was being or at least trying to be funny but went completely over your head. the comedy at one stage was about the historic building of 1860 and the old part of Montreal. and as im aware of older building in the world inc Europe that i mentioned.

[@A1Arachnids]

What does eclectic mean though?

[@elisavieira737]

I do like churches ahahah

[@faithfulcollections8910]

This dude is funny as f*ck

[@ABshar07]

Vasilika is a Russian name though

[@ilkhgs]

Nuf said...

[@luckygibbo1]

Not under rated in Australia 😀

[@havik7887]

what if you never grew up around church? I guess I didn't get the church jokes.