Danny Bhoy - Breakfast

Danny Bhoy discusses breakfast across Europe

[@smars1161]

Still my favourite comedian even after 10 years, these old jokes still make me laugh out loud

[@TadpoleBoba]

"How typically Swiss is that even the milk doesn't want get involved" I think I need an ambulance 😂😂

[@misochips]

🚑🚑🚑

[@simonrice5748]

"You know a black pudding is essentially a giant scab." I laughed hard at this, and never ate a black pudding since.

[@SiLatics56]

He's got that way off. It's more a sausage than just 'dried blood' as it's got different ingredients in it depending on where it's made/where you buy it. It always contains some sort of oats or oatmeal, normally contains spices and some contain suet and fat. It's pretty close to a sausage really.

[@rachaelstansfield3594]

I never will again either!

[@bakedutah8411]

Simondo81, scabs are more than just dried blood too. They have skin, dried mucus, and probably some bits of the teeth of whomever you just kneed in the face.

[@diananeuman6222]

a scab is dried lymph, not dried blood. But this joke was sure funny!

[@TadpoleBoba]

@@bakedutah8411 ○ ~ ○ Um..... Police I need to arrest someone for possible assault....

[@catwitch2479]

1:59 “It doesn’t matter what you plan to do to us today, it’s not nearly as bad as what we’ve *just* done to ourselves” If that’s not a fcking mood idk what is

[@jonwalton19]

there are times i have almost choked on my drink he made me laugh so hard. such a scottish treasure

[@nk7155]

A superb comedian of international standards. Underrated.

[@soccergrl961]

"We are flaky and a little bit gay" :D

[@annainspain5176]

Says the man wearing flared jeans...

[@davidthaler7018]

Yes...but they're torn, which butches them up a bit.

[@mzamethodman7134]

@@davidthaler7018 hahahahahahaha

[@sarahhwalter8000]

Always funny. I can listen to Danny Bhoy over & over!

[@highcontent1766]

OK I'm not full Scottish but I do have Scottish ancestors and hearing him say that for breakfast we eat everything in the fridge at that time is so relatable that it literally hurts.

[@RiskyFriskyHandle]

The german breakfast made me cry from laughter

[@Gorf1929]

I will cry every morning from now on, staring at my Breakfast, shoulders slightly shaking. My mom will turn to me and ask if I am alright. I, however, will just laugh, remembering a very funny Scottish comedian and what he said about Breakfast in our Country...

[@Spelter]

@@Gorf1929 just because of some Leberwurst lol

[@jasongodofmeh.2585]

"Bring out ya dead, well have it!" ffs that made me laugh

[@hgbanthem6025]

"In fact make it a liver croissant. Just a little one after I lay down." Oh my freaking God,I am wheezing XD

[@fipsfoxy]

that W.H.O. joke alone... so good.

[@carolinethompson376]

Love it

[@1875HIBEESFC]

LOL "We are flaky and a little bit gay!"

[@wataharysi]

you wouldn't believe how the head of my department at work greeted me today! - "Hi, I noticed you are late today. Are you tired?" - and I replied - "yes, I am very tired." ;)

[@wataharysi]

the best impression of milk I have ever seen! ROTFL!

[@Madme1919]

Hey Danny, I just spent hours watching your awesome shows. You rock man!

[@Springview2011]

I've just woken up! My eyes are barely open! Bring me a vital organ! Lol

[@barefootgirl9432]

"Bring me a vital organ" 😂

[@ALFIE19]

BRING ME A VITAL ORGAN. :D

[@SandTeddyBear]

Lol love this line

[@Spelter]

Yes, we love the leberwurst

[@Black_Sunshine]

Danny is the only stand up comedian that has made me laugh

[@SternLX]

Wait a second!! Scottish breakfasts sound like most American breakfasts. Especially the ones in Texas. hmmmmm

[@michelleflood8220]

SternLX well there a lot of Scottish descendants in America , Canada and even where I am in Australia so that probably explains that !

[@miaschannelforcommenting]

anyone i talk to in canada/states gets super confused at the concept of any type of soup for/with breakfast but like thats totally a thing in most eastern cultures

[@jasonland455]

Was eating a croissant 🥐 while watching this of course it was full of sausage eggs and cheese

[@DylanFieldFilms]

the pants though, jesus christ

[@p4sm4ter]

Dylan Field they seriously look like jesus wore them.....

[@kindechoes]

omg lmao....I was in the UK...I wanted toast and coffee...'nothing FRIED?' I was asked....rather humbled I said...'ummmm no....maybe tomorrow?' ....I was such a wuss........this guy is amazing!!!! nails it totally lmao

[@DerpWithMeMC]

5:21 almost reminds me of Prussia from hetalia.... xD

[@gabbyandsabrina8533]

Miss Derpy yeah me too... by the way you are the first hetalia fan I've found in the comments on this video

[@kaileytaylor6175]

Miss Derpy omg I died when I saw this, I is kinda like him

[@mollymckenzie9298]

Ne ne papa

[@CAjackson5060]

He is the Awesome Prussia!

[@01eminasvolhamato]

Prussia: “say vhat you vant my heart vill not listen”

[@THEroxalicious]

Iranians actually do something similar to the Spanish Siesta... they wake up early, go to work / school, come home for lunch, take a nap of a few hours, wake up and go back to work (or if they don't own a business they go out at night, like for dinner, sightseeing, shopping, etc. - the night life is huge and beautiful!) until very late at night - then sleep and wake up early etc. etc. :)

[@THEroxalicious]

ryvr madduck Proof please??? Also, if you could keep your ignorant racism to a minimum, that would be great.

[@samadrid6321]

***** Ouch, soo serious. Can't sneeze without being politically uncorrect.

[@THEroxalicious]

ryvr madduck Why wouldn't I be serious? Political regimes, war and nuclear bombs aren't a playful topic like you think they are. Also, if even your sneezes are politically incorrect (not uncorrect, that's not correct grammar) as you claim they are, perhaps you should spend less time spewing racist garbage and find a real hobby. Try reading a book or completing a 10 piece puzzle, I'm sure those things won't be *too* hard for you to manage.

[@samadrid6321]

***** Stop, stop, stop I quit reading after your first question. You're more boring than a high school social studies teacher.

[@THEroxalicious]

ryvr madduck I'm glad that you proved your inability to read past a toddler's literacy abilities, I'm sure the word "political" must be so hard for you to comprehend. For this reason I ask that you keep yourself out of discussions that revolve around anything politically related, as big mouths and little brains don't tend to mix well with such an important topic. Perhaps next time you should listen to your high school Social Studies teacher, or any of your teachers for that matter - it might do you some good to do so.

[@SquidFiction]

Years later and despite being English, I’ll still wake up and quote the German breakfast. Also when my bf and I went out for breakfast, I really wanted to quote 1:22 about the black pudding but thought I’d better not in case it put him off!

[@CurstSaden]

This guy is awesome

[@davidthaler7018]

When you eat dinner after 10:00 at night, fruit and yogurt is all you’re hungry for the next morning,

[@arielbedewi-hayes5543]

I fucking love Danny Bhoy

[@TheVoidMachineSystem]

This man is so good at accents

[@iilwjcanc]

He's really not. That's half of what makes this funny 😂 have you seen the UK national symbol one

[@kinsley2108]

Bring me ze filtering gland of a dead beast! And I will eat it, and I'm French now.

[@seanspawn7805]

Damn the scab joke. I've always loved black pudding. That pleasure gone. Tks Danny.

[@shnedergaard]

Bring me a vital organ!!

[@Grazikon]

Scottish traditional breakfast is porridge of course; the fried stuff comes from English influence.

[@MKarhu05]

Would there be full table spoon of butter in the middle, with milk circling the whole thing? The butter was there to guarantee, all through life, great vision, the true precision eye sight; only later did some sourpuss bring up "cholesterol" to the discussion.

[@mrtimtremmel8465]

square sausage and tattie scones very scottish. never seen down south.

[@Grazikon]

@@mrtimtremmel8465 Och aye thay are, but tattie scones dinnae need tae be drounin in ile.

[@lesefreak17]

the swiss part😂😂😂

[@danayp4048]

His French accent sounds so cute xD

[@mcnkar]

used to eat one of the those breakfast every weekend growing up! me dad wanted everything but the kitchen sink fried up in bacon grease! so good though!

[@Hannah2012able]

Thanks for the laugh Danny!

[@stephjovi]

Does he mistake Leberwurst and Leber? liver for breakfast? doubt that . I mean I`m not German I`m Austrian but upper Austria and bavaria are rather similar. More like bread or rolls and butter and jam or nutella or honey for breakfast lol continental breakfast. Liversausage is just something to put on your bread a bit like corned beef just sausage

[@youmustcreateachanne]

He was so concerned about turning French when he was doing German, yet not a word about sounding Italian throughout his Spanish bit.

[@audreywardlow4826]

I died when that happened

[@cyndianderson7056]

He's so bloody cute. ❤

[@kittymimi200]

spent 1 hour on danny bhoy videos? F*** let's make it 2 hours! :D

[@keitazaki2002]

'Bring me a vital organ' 😄😄

[@CharliiDawn]

I'm tempted to download this just to have that line as my text alert, BRING ME A VITAL ORGAN ooh a text :3

[@greatwave1]

Probably the only comedian that will laugh at his own jokes and get away with it!

[@WildNinjaMaster]

I fully expected him to say "That includes America." as an American.

[@kevinbennett7615]

The shirt collar and the flares indicate this clip is from the seventies.

[@petetong9725]

Who on earth disliked this ??

[@andrewhawkins8616]

This man is really gifted

[@alexandermcneill8370]

Brilliant

[@QueenOfTheRandom]

I eat it for breakfast almost every day, as a regular Dane. :p

[@rocknrolllady2556]

I'm from Bavaria and I have never eaten liver for breakfast. I have told Tourists shit about my culture though..... We do have the Weißwurst with a Breze on Special occassions but in general germans eat bread and alikes for breakfast.

[@stephjovi]

wait so if I made the mistake to order a real munich breakfast next time I go to Munich (to watch a concert at the olympic stadium) I`d get weißwurst for breakfast? Thank goodness the cheap hotels I tend to go to only have a buffet with normal German/Austrian breakfast options :)

[@colakoi1605]

Dhanny is APH Scotland's 2!P

[@zombygaming8831]

Has anyone had a German Pancake before? If not then you should, it's really good.

[@racketman2u]

is that a normal pancake with liver on it?

[@hgbanthem6025]

@@racketman2u Probably..

[@stephjovi]

in Austria we call it Palatschinken, make it thinner put jam on it roll it , perfect!

[@padfootlibs]

I had a sweet, buttered waffle with icing sugar dustings. a deep fried chicken and 3 balls of chocolate ice cream on a plate. advertised as light chicken salad... no green...at all

[@IrishAmericanconnection]

1:52 Most American thing I've heard thus far

[@Mia_or_Mika]

I HAVE JUST VOKEN UP! BRING ME A VITAL ORGAN!

[@fireofthefox00035]

@patrick murdock Danny is half Scottish, half indian, but raised in Scotland

[@michelleflood8220]

FireOfTheFox0035 correct raised with a Indian father and Scots mother who've divorced now btw and yes most definitely raised in Scotland in Moffat a village just outside the capital Edinburgh definitely proud and very funny Scot !

[@mafia5074]

Why has the world always thought of us as extremely poor, while the world steals from us. 😎 but we can take a joke mate. We understand pain and poverty is everywhere in the world.

[@absar313]

The Spanish adopted the "siesta" from the Moors. It remains part of Arabesque culture.

[@HeroHeartbreaker]

He kind of sounds like that guy from Acropolis Now when he's impersonating the German xD

[@glenpower1677]

That joke on the W H.O. was so funny!

[@MrSudu87]

I live in Bavaria, Germany...they don't eat liver but yeah..! their traditional breakfast is bread, sausages and Weiss Beer..!! Boy, that's some serious shit..!!!

[@loverpawcool-chan2793]

Hetalia fandom where are you ?

[@fandomlovingcreature2088]

Here!!!

[@hgbanthem6025]

Hiiiii~~ The French part is totally Francis.

[@agatainventio9464]

I am crying on the floor 🤣🤣🤣

[@ScottLHowe]

It's an expression in showbiz that being on camera/video makes you look 10 pounds heavier than you really are.

[@knowledgeiskey1319]

Those jeans are an embarrassing aspect of Scottish culture. love u ;}

[@ohalistair]

To be fair, this is from like 2001.

[@carolynbutler601]

Hilarious! LOL FUNNY!!!

[@WildlifeObsessed]

Scab ! Spot on.

[@joysmith5179]

Oh yummy liver and onions and potatoes love them

[@puk7596]

Germans do n o t eat liver to breakfast, we eat Müsli or a Toast with jam

[@stephjovi]

maybe her heard Leberwurst und thought it`s actual liver. But the one is delicious and the other gross and definitely not breakfast

[@breakingthemasks]

"bring out your dead" lol!

[@007dredger]

african countries, and africans, always the butt of jokes!. i still laughed as an african, at the expense of scotland???. I don't know!

[@keitazaki2002]

I love siesta..too. 😄

[@crazynance]

Poland has 2 breakfasts!

[@ShaunsBlogs]

Yes. African countries. Africa is a continent. Split into countries.

[@Thndrbolt54]

lol!! I did JUST that like 5 mins ago. My text tone now whenever a friend of mine texts me is that XD

[@KevinKain7]

Where is this guy now ?

[@michelleflood8220]

Kevin Kain he's from Moffat a village just outside Edinburgh lives in the U.K. Still as he's Scottish as you can tell !

[@rachaelstansfield3594]

Hahaha!! Brilliant.

[@louisewilliams8904]

Funny man!!

[@elizabethgitau4040]

Africa has a lot of food!!!

[@kirstinetermansen7234]

The actor France Profesional he's truly impact is clown mime the world of clowns fantastic The church music, truly same think I thought love this show

[@TheW89]

Müsli's great! =)

[@faith2686]

Found this from reddit

[@GuitarCoast]

Hilarious!

[@iamdavid132]

He rewords his jokes in all his shows so you may have heard the same thing by him just reworded.

[@maikherwagen9636]

nae we don't have liver for breakfast. 😂😂😂😂

[@bidibum]

LoL when he realised he'd lost the accent

[@authorofone]

My dad went to Scotland and came back with food poisoning

[@ithila6712]

Hilarious!!

[@LPSfilms65]

2:37 so true lol

[@mike129995]

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

[@SmeeGuitar]

actually "müesli" is always made with milk. I don't know it otherwise ^^ (I'm Swiss). And actually you only eat it for breakfest in hotels =D

[@Primo_extracts]

Bring me a vital organ, lol!

[@willemvandoesselare7959]

Brringg me some liver !

[@Belgoni]

He is soooo funny :0)

[@nightmareglitch9232]

W H E E Z E!!!!!!! IM DYING!!!!!