Still my favourite comedian even after 10 years, these old jokes still make me laugh out loud
@TadpoleBoba5 жыл бұрын
"How typically Swiss is that even the milk doesn't want get involved" I think I need an ambulance 😂😂
@misochips5 жыл бұрын
🚑🚑🚑
@simonrice57487 жыл бұрын
"You know a black pudding is essentially a giant scab." I laughed hard at this, and never ate a black pudding since.
@SiLatics566 жыл бұрын
He's got that way off. It's more a sausage than just 'dried blood' as it's got different ingredients in it depending on where it's made/where you buy it. It always contains some sort of oats or oatmeal, normally contains spices and some contain suet and fat. It's pretty close to a sausage really.
@rachaelstansfield35945 жыл бұрын
I never will again either!
@bakedutah84115 жыл бұрын
Simondo81, scabs are more than just dried blood too. They have skin, dried mucus, and probably some bits of the teeth of whomever you just kneed in the face.
@diananeuman62225 жыл бұрын
a scab is dried lymph, not dried blood. But this joke was sure funny!
@TadpoleBoba5 жыл бұрын
@@bakedutah8411 ○ ~ ○ Um..... Police I need to arrest someone for possible assault....
@catwitch24794 жыл бұрын
1:59 “It doesn’t matter what you plan to do to us today, it’s not nearly as bad as what we’ve *just* done to ourselves” If that’s not a fcking mood idk what is
@jonwalton1910 жыл бұрын
there are times i have almost choked on my drink he made me laugh so hard. such a scottish treasure
@nk71553 жыл бұрын
A superb comedian of international standards. Underrated.
@soccergrl96110 жыл бұрын
"We are flaky and a little bit gay" :D
@annainspain51765 жыл бұрын
Says the man wearing flared jeans...
@davidthaler70184 жыл бұрын
Yes...but they're torn, which butches them up a bit.
@mzamethodman7134 Жыл бұрын
@@davidthaler7018 hahahahahahaha
@sarahhwalter80005 жыл бұрын
Always funny. I can listen to Danny Bhoy over & over!
@highcontent17664 жыл бұрын
OK I'm not full Scottish but I do have Scottish ancestors and hearing him say that for breakfast we eat everything in the fridge at that time is so relatable that it literally hurts.
@RiskyFriskyHandle6 жыл бұрын
The german breakfast made me cry from laughter
@Gorf19295 жыл бұрын
I will cry every morning from now on, staring at my Breakfast, shoulders slightly shaking. My mom will turn to me and ask if I am alright. I, however, will just laugh, remembering a very funny Scottish comedian and what he said about Breakfast in our Country...
@Spelter4 жыл бұрын
@@Gorf1929 just because of some Leberwurst lol
@jasongodofmeh.25855 жыл бұрын
"Bring out ya dead, well have it!" ffs that made me laugh
@hgbanthem60255 жыл бұрын
"In fact make it a liver croissant. Just a little one after I lay down." Oh my freaking God,I am wheezing XD
@fipsfoxy11 жыл бұрын
that W.H.O. joke alone... so good.
@carolinethompson3763 жыл бұрын
Love it
@1875HIBEESFC10 жыл бұрын
LOL "We are flaky and a little bit gay!"
@wataharysi12 жыл бұрын
you wouldn't believe how the head of my department at work greeted me today! - "Hi, I noticed you are late today. Are you tired?" - and I replied - "yes, I am very tired." ;)
@wataharysi12 жыл бұрын
the best impression of milk I have ever seen! ROTFL!
@Madme19198 жыл бұрын
Hey Danny, I just spent hours watching your awesome shows. You rock man!
@Springview20116 жыл бұрын
I've just woken up! My eyes are barely open! Bring me a vital organ! Lol
@barefootgirl94325 жыл бұрын
"Bring me a vital organ" 😂
@ALFIE1910 жыл бұрын
BRING ME A VITAL ORGAN. :D
@SandTeddyBear5 жыл бұрын
Lol love this line
@Spelter4 жыл бұрын
Yes, we love the leberwurst
@Black_Sunshine5 жыл бұрын
Danny is the only stand up comedian that has made me laugh
@SternLX10 жыл бұрын
Wait a second!! Scottish breakfasts sound like most American breakfasts. Especially the ones in Texas. hmmmmm
@michelleflood82207 жыл бұрын
SternLX well there a lot of Scottish descendants in America , Canada and even where I am in Australia so that probably explains that !
@miaschannelforcommenting7 жыл бұрын
anyone i talk to in canada/states gets super confused at the concept of any type of soup for/with breakfast but like thats totally a thing in most eastern cultures
@jasonland4555 жыл бұрын
Was eating a croissant 🥐 while watching this of course it was full of sausage eggs and cheese
@DylanFieldFilms6 жыл бұрын
the pants though, jesus christ
@p4sm4ter5 жыл бұрын
Dylan Field they seriously look like jesus wore them.....
@kindechoes10 жыл бұрын
omg lmao....I was in the UK...I wanted toast and coffee...'nothing FRIED?' I was asked....rather humbled I said...'ummmm no....maybe tomorrow?' ....I was such a wuss........this guy is amazing!!!! nails it totally lmao
@DerpWithMeMC10 жыл бұрын
5:21 almost reminds me of Prussia from hetalia.... xD
@gabbyandsabrina85337 жыл бұрын
Miss Derpy yeah me too... by the way you are the first hetalia fan I've found in the comments on this video
@kaileytaylor61756 жыл бұрын
Miss Derpy omg I died when I saw this, I is kinda like him
@mollymckenzie92986 жыл бұрын
Ne ne papa
@CAjackson50606 жыл бұрын
He is the Awesome Prussia!
@01eminasvolhamato5 жыл бұрын
Prussia: “say vhat you vant my heart vill not listen”
@THEroxalicious8 жыл бұрын
Iranians actually do something similar to the Spanish Siesta... they wake up early, go to work / school, come home for lunch, take a nap of a few hours, wake up and go back to work (or if they don't own a business they go out at night, like for dinner, sightseeing, shopping, etc. - the night life is huge and beautiful!) until very late at night - then sleep and wake up early etc. etc. :)
@THEroxalicious8 жыл бұрын
ryvr madduck Proof please??? Also, if you could keep your ignorant racism to a minimum, that would be great.
@samadrid63218 жыл бұрын
***** Ouch, soo serious. Can't sneeze without being politically uncorrect.
@THEroxalicious8 жыл бұрын
ryvr madduck Why wouldn't I be serious? Political regimes, war and nuclear bombs aren't a playful topic like you think they are. Also, if even your sneezes are politically incorrect (not uncorrect, that's not correct grammar) as you claim they are, perhaps you should spend less time spewing racist garbage and find a real hobby. Try reading a book or completing a 10 piece puzzle, I'm sure those things won't be *too* hard for you to manage.
@samadrid63218 жыл бұрын
***** Stop, stop, stop I quit reading after your first question. You're more boring than a high school social studies teacher.
@THEroxalicious8 жыл бұрын
ryvr madduck I'm glad that you proved your inability to read past a toddler's literacy abilities, I'm sure the word "political" must be so hard for you to comprehend. For this reason I ask that you keep yourself out of discussions that revolve around anything politically related, as big mouths and little brains don't tend to mix well with such an important topic. Perhaps next time you should listen to your high school Social Studies teacher, or any of your teachers for that matter - it might do you some good to do so.
@SquidFiction2 жыл бұрын
Years later and despite being English, I’ll still wake up and quote the German breakfast. Also when my bf and I went out for breakfast, I really wanted to quote 1:22 about the black pudding but thought I’d better not in case it put him off!
@CurstSaden8 жыл бұрын
This guy is awesome
@davidthaler7018 Жыл бұрын
When you eat dinner after 10:00 at night, fruit and yogurt is all you’re hungry for the next morning,
@arielbedewi-hayes554311 жыл бұрын
I fucking love Danny Bhoy
@TheVoidMachineSystem3 жыл бұрын
This man is so good at accents
@iilwjcanc Жыл бұрын
He's really not. That's half of what makes this funny 😂 have you seen the UK national symbol one
@kinsley21086 жыл бұрын
Bring me ze filtering gland of a dead beast! And I will eat it, and I'm French now.
@seanspawn78056 жыл бұрын
Damn the scab joke. I've always loved black pudding. That pleasure gone. Tks Danny.
@shnedergaard10 жыл бұрын
Bring me a vital organ!!
@Grazikon5 жыл бұрын
Scottish traditional breakfast is porridge of course; the fried stuff comes from English influence.
@MKarhu054 жыл бұрын
Would there be full table spoon of butter in the middle, with milk circling the whole thing? The butter was there to guarantee, all through life, great vision, the true precision eye sight; only later did some sourpuss bring up "cholesterol" to the discussion.
@mrtimtremmel84652 жыл бұрын
square sausage and tattie scones very scottish. never seen down south.
@Grazikon2 жыл бұрын
@@mrtimtremmel8465 Och aye thay are, but tattie scones dinnae need tae be drounin in ile.
@lesefreak176 жыл бұрын
the swiss part😂😂😂
@danayp40485 жыл бұрын
His French accent sounds so cute xD
@mcnkar12 жыл бұрын
used to eat one of the those breakfast every weekend growing up! me dad wanted everything but the kitchen sink fried up in bacon grease! so good though!
@Hannah2012able4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the laugh Danny!
@stephjovi4 жыл бұрын
Does he mistake Leberwurst and Leber? liver for breakfast? doubt that . I mean I`m not German I`m Austrian but upper Austria and bavaria are rather similar. More like bread or rolls and butter and jam or nutella or honey for breakfast lol continental breakfast. Liversausage is just something to put on your bread a bit like corned beef just sausage
@youmustcreateachanne7 жыл бұрын
He was so concerned about turning French when he was doing German, yet not a word about sounding Italian throughout his Spanish bit.
@audreywardlow48265 жыл бұрын
I died when that happened
@cyndianderson70562 жыл бұрын
He's so bloody cute. ❤
@kittymimi20012 жыл бұрын
spent 1 hour on danny bhoy videos? F*** let's make it 2 hours! :D
@keitazaki20027 жыл бұрын
'Bring me a vital organ' 😄😄
@CharliiDawn12 жыл бұрын
I'm tempted to download this just to have that line as my text alert, BRING ME A VITAL ORGAN ooh a text :3
@greatwave18 ай бұрын
Probably the only comedian that will laugh at his own jokes and get away with it!
@WildNinjaMaster11 жыл бұрын
I fully expected him to say "That includes America." as an American.
@kevinbennett76154 жыл бұрын
The shirt collar and the flares indicate this clip is from the seventies.
@petetong97255 жыл бұрын
Who on earth disliked this ??
@andrewhawkins8616 Жыл бұрын
This man is really gifted
@alexandermcneill83702 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@QueenOfTheRandom10 жыл бұрын
I eat it for breakfast almost every day, as a regular Dane. :p
@rocknrolllady25567 жыл бұрын
I'm from Bavaria and I have never eaten liver for breakfast. I have told Tourists shit about my culture though..... We do have the Weißwurst with a Breze on Special occassions but in general germans eat bread and alikes for breakfast.
@stephjovi4 жыл бұрын
wait so if I made the mistake to order a real munich breakfast next time I go to Munich (to watch a concert at the olympic stadium) I`d get weißwurst for breakfast? Thank goodness the cheap hotels I tend to go to only have a buffet with normal German/Austrian breakfast options :)
@colakoi16054 жыл бұрын
Dhanny is APH Scotland's 2!P
@zombygaming88315 жыл бұрын
Has anyone had a German Pancake before? If not then you should, it's really good.
@racketman2u5 жыл бұрын
is that a normal pancake with liver on it?
@hgbanthem60255 жыл бұрын
@@racketman2u Probably..
@stephjovi4 жыл бұрын
in Austria we call it Palatschinken, make it thinner put jam on it roll it , perfect!
@padfootlibs12 жыл бұрын
I had a sweet, buttered waffle with icing sugar dustings. a deep fried chicken and 3 balls of chocolate ice cream on a plate. advertised as light chicken salad... no green...at all
@IrishAmericanconnection5 жыл бұрын
1:52 Most American thing I've heard thus far
@Mia_or_Mika5 жыл бұрын
I HAVE JUST VOKEN UP! BRING ME A VITAL ORGAN!
@fireofthefox0003510 жыл бұрын
@patrick murdock Danny is half Scottish, half indian, but raised in Scotland
@michelleflood82207 жыл бұрын
FireOfTheFox0035 correct raised with a Indian father and Scots mother who've divorced now btw and yes most definitely raised in Scotland in Moffat a village just outside the capital Edinburgh definitely proud and very funny Scot !
@mafia50744 жыл бұрын
Why has the world always thought of us as extremely poor, while the world steals from us. 😎 but we can take a joke mate. We understand pain and poverty is everywhere in the world.
@absar3133 жыл бұрын
The Spanish adopted the "siesta" from the Moors. It remains part of Arabesque culture.
@HeroHeartbreaker10 жыл бұрын
He kind of sounds like that guy from Acropolis Now when he's impersonating the German xD
@glenpower16773 жыл бұрын
That joke on the W H.O. was so funny!
@MrSudu8712 жыл бұрын
I live in Bavaria, Germany...they don't eat liver but yeah..! their traditional breakfast is bread, sausages and Weiss Beer..!! Boy, that's some serious shit..!!!
@loverpawcool-chan27935 жыл бұрын
Hetalia fandom where are you ?
@fandomlovingcreature20885 жыл бұрын
Here!!!
@hgbanthem60255 жыл бұрын
Hiiiii~~ The French part is totally Francis.
@agatainventio94642 жыл бұрын
I am crying on the floor 🤣🤣🤣
@ScottLHowe11 жыл бұрын
It's an expression in showbiz that being on camera/video makes you look 10 pounds heavier than you really are.
@knowledgeiskey13194 жыл бұрын
Those jeans are an embarrassing aspect of Scottish culture. love u ;}
@ohalistair4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, this is from like 2001.
@carolynbutler6015 жыл бұрын
Hilarious! LOL FUNNY!!!
@WildlifeObsessed5 жыл бұрын
Scab ! Spot on.
@joysmith51793 жыл бұрын
Oh yummy liver and onions and potatoes love them
@puk75964 жыл бұрын
Germans do n o t eat liver to breakfast, we eat Müsli or a Toast with jam
@stephjovi4 жыл бұрын
maybe her heard Leberwurst und thought it`s actual liver. But the one is delicious and the other gross and definitely not breakfast
@breakingthemasks7 жыл бұрын
"bring out your dead" lol!
@007dredger4 жыл бұрын
african countries, and africans, always the butt of jokes!. i still laughed as an african, at the expense of scotland???. I don't know!
@keitazaki20027 жыл бұрын
I love siesta..too. 😄
@crazynance11 жыл бұрын
Poland has 2 breakfasts!
@ShaunsBlogs11 жыл бұрын
Yes. African countries. Africa is a continent. Split into countries.
@Thndrbolt5412 жыл бұрын
lol!! I did JUST that like 5 mins ago. My text tone now whenever a friend of mine texts me is that XD
@KevinKain77 жыл бұрын
Where is this guy now ?
@michelleflood82207 жыл бұрын
Kevin Kain he's from Moffat a village just outside Edinburgh lives in the U.K. Still as he's Scottish as you can tell !
@rachaelstansfield35945 жыл бұрын
Hahaha!! Brilliant.
@louisewilliams89045 жыл бұрын
Funny man!!
@elizabethgitau40405 жыл бұрын
Africa has a lot of food!!!
@kirstinetermansen72345 жыл бұрын
The actor France Profesional he's truly impact is clown mime the world of clowns fantastic The church music, truly same think I thought love this show
@TheW8912 жыл бұрын
Müsli's great! =)
@faith26863 жыл бұрын
Found this from reddit
@GuitarCoast5 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!
@iamdavid13212 жыл бұрын
He rewords his jokes in all his shows so you may have heard the same thing by him just reworded.
@maikherwagen96366 жыл бұрын
nae we don't have liver for breakfast. 😂😂😂😂
@bidibum6 жыл бұрын
LoL when he realised he'd lost the accent
@authorofone5 жыл бұрын
My dad went to Scotland and came back with food poisoning
@ithila67127 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!!
@LPSfilms6511 жыл бұрын
2:37 so true lol
@mike12999512 жыл бұрын
Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?
@SmeeGuitar11 жыл бұрын
actually "müesli" is always made with milk. I don't know it otherwise ^^ (I'm Swiss). And actually you only eat it for breakfest in hotels =D