Danny Bhoy - Haircuts Used To Be Easy

#DannyBhoy on how simple getting a haircut used to be and useless questionnaires.
#DannyBhoyStandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2015.
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[@mochiart6567]

“CHESTER! PREPARE MY HORSE!” Best line of the century 😂

[@irenedavo3768]

ChocoMochi please watch videos of Jim Nduruchi

[@JrsGr8te]

I think he said, Jester.

[@S_Chamblee]

Here is a gentleman who needs a Netflix special

[@ctx4241]

he does not, he is telling same stories for 6+ years. Do not get me wrong, he is hilarious speaker and those jokes are working but netflix special should be something new, original and bang on special. This was special...yeah, those six years ago.

[@candice_ecidnac]

@@ctx4241 Jeff Dunham's been telling the same jokes for 20 years (he's a MASTER recycler!) but he has multiple Netflix specials... Not that they're any good, but that doesn't stop them from existing or my sister from watching them religiously.

[@michelleflood8220]

Otaku Prepper couldn’t agree more one of my fave comedians him and Daniel schloss two of the most funny Scots there are !

[@philgabka]

He has plenty of new material. I have seen him 3 years ago and beginning of this month when he toured Canada but he stopped recording and making dvds few years ago. So only time you can hear and see his new material is by attending his live shows

[@valentinastanojcic5631]

he stated in an interview that he doesnt ever want to be on netflix

[@fudgeweasel]

Danny Bhoy doing stand up is just your average Scottish conversation.

[@karolinasmolarczyk949]

That is so true! 😂😂😂

[@shiestysean]

Fudge Weasel lmao

[@RijuChatterjee]

Lol I've never been to Scotland but I feel like this is true xD

[@shonnyNOR]

Definitely the most charming comedian around. That smile of his is just magic.

[@hawihawi9260]

Can u imagine Danny going to India and speaking in his Scottish accent??? Tht would be an epic

[@paisleycarol]

I’m Scottish and worked with a lot of Indian people. They had no trouble understanding me, or I them .You just have to listen!

[@marhcNecro]

@F0rcE.1 He's Indian you dilt.

[@shreyassarangi6106]

Yeah he would not be received well lol

[@shiestysean]

hawi hawi seriously

[@johnchestnutt6892]

@XI PinGPonG maybe the point was t ghb at his accent would more than likely be a comical suprise to many living there. You, mr. Jet setter., may be too sophisticated to recognize this bottom drawer humor but try, ok?

[@teresadalessio1]

Lolol the industrial revolution lolololol

[@BUCKETHEADache]

Lolololololol

[@D4RKBRU73]

Lolololololol

[@markmuller8829]

Are the 51 dislikes from offended hairdressers or the people who produce the marketing questionnaire?? Seriously, how can anyone dislike Danny Bhoy....

[@ficamica1]

dont forget about the train people

[@TheAngryPacifist05]

It turns out there are a lot of racist assholes on the Internet...*sigh*

[@gregoryking4796]

Amtrak employees

[@skyscraper5910]

humor is subjective, why would you expect everyone to like the same things you like?

[@cyndianderson7056]

Perhaps one was from Chester, who was tired of preparing his %^&* horse. Lol.

[@shiestysean]

Danny needs love fr. He’s an amazing Scottish comedian.

[@darklimeking372]

Snippy snippy cut cut

[@noelsturrup3817]

A pair of scissors and a dream....or nightmare - Lol!

[@humixmusic4lyf]

He’s such a good comedian I wish he did another full standup

[@Swagdicate]

I saw him live and he is even better in person.

[@juliaa.briges1341]

Snippy snippy cut cut 🤣 All he says is hilarious, even lil' details

[@shiestysean]

Has there been a history of hair in my family 😂😂😂😂

[@MiracleWinchester]

Man, he's so pretty. And such clear skin I'm jelly

[@-_-Ginger-Ninja-_-]

Yeah, I kinda have a crush....😋

[@zohebsuleman1678]

Wish I could see his show live, one of my fav comedians

[@sarahmohler3925]

So happy to see new Danny Bhoy videos!

[@Your.Uncle.AngMoh]

For the YMCA: How did you hear about the YMCA? Add your own box: The Village People.

[@ferzinhaN]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I needed this!!!

[@avonysup3976]

we are going to his show in May (SYD). Can't wait!!

[@chelseayoung9797]

Best thing to come out of Dumfries and Galloway, absolutely love him 😂

[@kamj19]

this guy is good

[@MaccaBax]

3:45-4:20 best part! CHESTER, PREPARE MY HORSE😂😂😂😂

[@alexhelton5886]

He looks like David Tennet

[@susans654]

Funny guy. Love the accent!

[@denisewhisler5536]

Susan S I know right 😊

[@michelleflood8220]

Susan S yep he’s from Edinburgh or just outside the little village he mentions here is called moffatt

[@chelseayoung9797]

Moffat isn't near Edinburgh, it's about 2 hours outside of Edinburgh 😂 he's from dumfries and Galloway, he's pretty much the only good thing to come out of our wee county😂😂👌

[@michelleflood8220]

TKD Chelsea well I never said geography was my strong suit ! And only good thing what about Sam heughan hes from there as well ballymclellan specifically

[@chelseayoung9797]

@@michelleflood8220 tbh I know he's in outlander but I've never watched it so I can't really comment lol

[@amalyahelizabeth5470]

i started laughing so hard i tried to go back and like the video a second time

[@decepticonavidgamer882]

Danny boy is still alive great 👍

[@Liusila]

decepticonavid Gamer My thoughts too.

[@BoffinGrusky]

Good Stuff!

[@unspecifiedaccount]

:D Brilliant

[@joda6466]

Snippy snippy cut cut 😂

[@olivyae3057]

was it a "FDDDDDDDrRRRR iend that told you about the train?"

[@ivaylokatov1801]

Clean and sharp - I like him. He is a breath of fresh air. Too many unfunny comedians use only profanity to make up for their inadequacy.

[@EndlessSummer888]

He's got swearing in his other shows. Not a lot, not like Lewis Black or even George Carlin, but the show at Sydney Opera house he said "I will be swearing in this show, I make no apologies for that. I'm from Scotland, where Tourettes is seen as a gift."

[@robertasimpson804]

oh my god! We absolutely love Danny❣️❤️🙏

[@christinelynch6611]

Brilliant performance! He is a natural! Good clean fun!!

[@a.hashem4587]

"Has been a history of hair in my family? " 😂😂

[@9hundred67]

DANNY BHOY IS THE BEST!! snippy snippy cut cut exactly right.....just cut it.....shiiiiit.

[@jasminel9815]

His accent is throwing me off... great comedy

[@TombstoneHeart]

I have a supplementary question for Danny. Where are your shoelaces or is that a bit of technology just a tad too advanced for that little Scottish village?

[@maryraisch6648]

Love Danny! ❤

[@darklimeking372]

Im seeing him next month, Should I get a t-shirt with his face photoshopped onto a man with chest hair with the caption 'Danny Mhan'

[@jaymarsbar]

Definitely!

[@Blanca-PB]

Hell yes

[@sandradeearna3342]

Are you kiwi?

[@WouldntULikeToKnow.]

Did you do it???

[@darklimeking372]

@@WouldntULikeToKnow. no.... I should have though, turns out I was a lot closer to him than I was expecting, and he interacted with me directly multiple times

[@DoctorOctobussy]

*ThE InDUstRIaL ReVOLuTIon*

[@palexstarks5553]

Chester prepare my horse......this dude was hilarious

[@irishandirie]

I would've crumpled the paper up, thrown it on the floor and walked out.

[@Zion-hg3cs]

irish and irie you’d sir are what is called a rude asshole

[@tediousmaximus1067]

This is his best routine, but they cut out the bit about buying underpants! That was the best bit!

[@dragoknight377]

haven't seen him in a while, still fucking funny.

[@simonemisso5231]

#legend

[@momoe9349]

I think of this joke everytime I hear the word email

[@tjmcguire9417]

Danny Thank you. Just saw you in London Ontario Canada. 2 nights ago. You put EVERYTHING out there and I have never ever heard better shaggy dog stories with a one-two punch somewhere along the line.. For anyone out there able to see this lad. DO IT. He puts his heart and soul into it. Average comedians? 1 hour. Danny Easily almost 2. So. Get on wi it. This is one happy kind guy with a gift of the gab.

[@anthonywhelan4660]

Brilliant comedian.

[@jungletheme2094]

omfg ahahahha I always thought you just loved to fake tan hahahhhaha sorrrryyyyyy

[@carolgarabedian01]

He is funny. I like him.

[@ibrarsiddiqi8948]

Scissors and a dream.

[@GayBastich]

_Snippy Snippy Cut Cut_

[@metalNanime4ever]

02:45-03:00 made me cry with laughter!

[@uvelopin24]

Hahahaha!!! Tell em!!!

[@innovation8837]

I heard about it from thomas .. the train

[@visalbotrchan1431]

Doesn't he look like Ted from HIMYM?

[@elainemerrill225]

Haaaaaa!!!!

[@EndlessSummer888]

"An end to the escalating violence in the Middle East." I give smartass answers like that on "rate our product" things from my antivirus or from Microsoft. It asks "how likely are you to recommend our software to someone?" On a scale of 1 to 10, I always answer with a 1. In the comment box "tell us why you gave this rating," I write "because people don't have conversations in which they recommend office software to each other."

[@maddysydney]

Danny is the only Scot I can understand 😀

[@corinnawinkler1872]

I thought this material fell flat (not a chuckle) and I loved him five years ago in his “Diddle-lee-doo! Potatoes!” Stand up routine.

[@tajunoor1311]

He is dam right!

[@Scxoop123]

Chester Prepare my horse 🐎

[@GirGir183]

6:18 I'm sorry, but he IS making this up.

[@HunGredy]

3:09 I've got some Jim Jefferies vibes there :D

[@HA-oo5gs]

Did you go for a barber for your current hair cut ?!

[@morehn]

Next time go to a barber

[@tukamote6185]

He went to a hair salon to get material

[@zyriuz2]

Yes, it's actually pretty annoying that all it's about is that data 😬

[@iAmEdwinHamilton]

Was it flind??? I need more flinds...

[@klocc5627]

Can’t believe Chumbawamba wrote a song about him

[@JadisAmalthea]

Danny is the perfect example of "voice/accent does not match the face". Its so surreal to watch him. I see a slightly Indian dude with a strooooong Scottish accent. So weird! Loving his comedy tho!

[@animaltvi9515]

What are trains ??

[@kieranduffin4686]

Looks like Ethan from h3h3 😂 without the fupa

[@jerryk704]

I remember when I purchased shampoo at this dingy 💇 salon,this very young lady asked me a stupid question"do you live around here????duh its only shampoo....

[@absolutebollocks2258]

*Noncery*

[@CrazyBrotherTime]

This guy looks a bit like russell

[@clumsydins9771]

True

[@gregormiller4037]

Russell Crowe?

[@leenae5937]

Gregor Miller russell peters

[@countys32]

@@leenae5937 No he doesn't you're just a tad bit racist.

[@leenae5937]

@@countys32 1. It wasnt my comment 2. That was the russell he was talking abt and i was answering ur question.

[@dwightlangdale4132]

I've heard this exact joke before and I don't think it was from him

[@sandradeearna3342]

That'll be the Mandela effect ☺

[@racheltaylor6578]

He’s funny but I’ve heard all this material before.

[@natheniel]

Indian and Scottish accent mix is probably the weirdest thing I've ever heard.

[@i90sknd75]

Natheniel Becken I detect zero Indian in said mix.

[@Goggin68]

I went into a shop In Edinburgh expecting an accent a Dublin accent came out of the Girl behind the till shock of my life

[@Goggin68]

@Ali Al-Mahdi there isn't a train from Dublin to Edinburgh there's sea between the two

[@zkart8038]

He is ethnically mixed but grew up in Scotland. There is no indian accent in there. Pure Scottish

[@TheHobofosho]

I think you are finding the Scottish accent weird.

[@JungleJoeVN]

Yes, I would love to see an end to violence and tension in the middle east. It can be achieved by relocating the state of Israel to what used to be East Germany. This should have been a result of WW2, but wasn't so that there would be continued tension , violence and instability in the middle east.

[@adamvaughan123]

What a dead audience, jesus. I'd be on the floor rolling

[@westaussie965]

What a dead audience, allah. What a dead audience, buddha 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@Adam_Ch739]

horrible crowd

[@Tharindu43]

am i the only person who thinks he looks a bit like russell peters

[@i90sknd75]

Rex Nanayakkara Yes

[@zkart8038]

Yes. Because they're both comics and have some Indian ancestry doesn't mean they look physically alike.

[@Tharindu43]

@@zkart8038 comics? nice, but no I find the faces similar lmao

[@zkart8038]

@@Tharindu43 comic= comedian

[@redwoods7370]

Danny Bhoy where oh where do you find your clothes? A second hand store?

[@jerryk704]

Women would no formal training,hilarious.....

[@RACHELTAYLOR7]

He’s funny but he does the same routine over and over.

[@Fishbowl74]

Isn't this new?

[@RACHELTAYLOR7]

No.Its not new.I really like him but I’ve heard all the routines before.

[@mikefule330]

The clue is in the word "routine". :)

[@philgabka]

You don't hear about his new material because he doesn't record and publish it online anymore. He does live shows only. I saw him twice, three years ago and at the beginning of this month and you won't find that online anywhere

[@peterwelsh1932]

Like Dana Carvey thru Pakistan filter? Except_ gotta do better than 'Haircut Sign-in" material. I bet this guy and and the corporation he works for are desperately trying to find out everything about anyone willing to sit through this stuff and what jokes they'd like to hear

[@TheHobofosho]

He is of Indian Scottish descent... At least get your prejudices right little Pete.

[@goddessoffayries]

Ignorance isn’t funny. I’m bored. Next!

[@wadesharp11]

Not funny this time..

[@trangia12]

TRUMP 2020

[@jameslee9101]

Y’all need to explore better comics. This was so average it hurt

[@gamesmithy]

James Lee I think most of us just laugh due to the accent

[@prunetracy7651]

he is not funny. A scotsman complaining about getting a hair cut. This is the worst attempt at comedy I've seen in years.

[@bluecollarmenproductions]

I think he’s hilarious.

[@-_-Ginger-Ninja-_-]

@@bluecollarmenproductions Likewise....😂