Stop Trying To Give Birth At Disneyland

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[@heba8179]

It's honestly terrifying how disney has managed to get people to want their entire lives from birth to death in their parks

[@revilno]

Yeah, it’s weird. I spend more than 4 hours there and I get nauseous.

[@Korvinian4601]

Disney was a mistake fr

[@GSP96]

It's a modern day cult imo. I could never be friends with a Disney obsessed person

[@Korvinian4601]

@@GSP96 lemme go back in a time machine and give me a gun and I’ll go to Walt Disney’s house to fix the problem

[@toonman4445]

It's a borderline religion for some people lol

[@snarkycynic]

My brother-in-law once said “when I die I want to be scattered over Disneyland - but I don’t want to be cremated” and I STILL think about it all the time

[@mortimerjames218]

🤣🤣 nooooo

[@lizanoelle2643]

straight up chunks of brother-in-law

[@blood-soup]

just gotta mince him up real small !

[@locabynature]

holy shit!!! I have no idea what your brother in-law looks like but I just got a pretty vivid mental picture of that. 🤣 the kids were traumatized.

[@StillStupidStillDumb2834]

Fly over in a helicopter and toss an arm at Mickey Mouse

[@adrianyates4434]

Imagine giving birth on a sidewalk where somone just dumped human remians

[@Hanna-sf6jp]

Fr

[@erinys2]

the cycle of life 💕💕🤩

[@yusufkadar]

Respawn

[@jimihendrix23456]

And her name is Phoenix!

[@6jpsalmsB-tu5kz]

ah yes, the crossover of life and death

[@Kasey_Taylor]

I tried giving birth at Disneyland once. But I wasn’t pregnant so it didn’t work out

[@luminous.iolite]

💀💀

[@MariaTex3]

Classic mistake

[@SirPunzalot]

I can change that for you. Hmu baby

[@O5-1_]

Skill issue

[@djentlover]

Did you poop?

[@CGZ26]

Imagine if Disney was like: If you give birth in our parks, your child legally belong to us. He will be a lifetime cast member

[@alyssa01825]

fair

[@FerretyZebra]

There would probably be even more disney births

[@mancave10369]

They only said “he” 😏

[@declanmurphy103]

Forced to sing it’s a small world

[@olliesaurusrex4103]

That's how they get cast members

[@MicroBeastsChannel]

I just want Danny to personally know that as soon as he yelled "BALLS IN IT" a thunderclap boomed outside my window.

[@doritodorito492]

The whole world lined up at that very moment.

[@Pennysparling]

OMG THATS AMAZING

[@oranjjetofu4054]

I think you mean FAT balls

[@AshleyxVlogs]

That was the balls

[@mau6068]

It was Zeus in the mortal world cheating on Hera😞

[@verierii]

My best friend used to work at Disneyland as a Princess, and this woman came in who was obviously in pain walking around. She looked like she was late in pregnancy and so she decided to ask the woman what was up. She just said she was fine. Few minutes later she was on the ground releasing her gremlin. She didn’t get a pass.

[@fuecocogaming2657]

Gremlin

[@Thisguy2736]

@@fuecocogaming2657 abomination

[@belgianwaffle8723]

Monké

[@eshadeshpande2055]

Gremlin

[@walter9426]

Gremlin

[@ThE_gLiTcH_GaRdEN]

I was birthed at Disney Land on Big Thunder Mountain Railroad (the rollercoaster) at 7PM. I currently live in Disney Land because of the lifetime pass. The first face I saw was Goofy. Goofy handed me to my mother before accidentally falling off the side of the cart. Luckily Goofy parachuted to safety.

[@FrogFriend3379]

Goofy is your father. Max is your brother.

[@user-mm8vw1ow1x]

Ahyuhyuyahoooooieeeeeee!

[@benya14-bo5rx]

​@@user-mm8vw1ow1x Daddy?

[@Nyx-lo9sj]

Lmao

[@forceghostyoda5730]

Bro was born on the wildest ride in the wilderness after the second wildest ride.

[@robro_1030]

I wonder if the mascots would still have to stay in character if someone gives birth there. Imagine one of the bad guy characters trying to kidnap your newborn child for the sake of an authentic Disney experience

[@beekid5167]

I hope so, it would be hilarious lol /lh

[@rosecoloredbby]

😭😭

[@MissLilyputt]

Imagine if Mickey Mouse or one of the many other characters took their head off? That would break the magic. Disney can’t have that happen. What’s more likely to happen is that one of the staff will guide the character to the closest area where they can get into the tunnel system under the park. They would send out employees who were just wearing uniforms, security, or they might even have paramedics on site to quickly whisk the person to wherever they can get an ambulance to take the woman

[@nicksinofsky7084]

one of the best comments I’ve seen on any KZbin video

[@HowDoIKMS]

“Aughihuh! Goorsh! Mickey I think this lady’s Giving birth!” “Ahoh! On dear Goofy your right! We need to get the contract so we can have a new employee!”

[@itsgrace717]

Aside from the obvious health risk of giving birth in public without access to medical assistance, imagine the biohazard risk of all the blood and fluids that some poor cast member would probably be tasked with cleaning up 🤢

[@hope-cat4894]

Might as well just make a Disney themed hospital with doctors and nurses dressed in Disney themed scrubs. Have a guy in a Mickey Mouse costume dressed like doctor greeting patients.

[@Gossamaggs]

@@hope-cat4894 Please no 😭 childbirth is already so expensive without the Disney Theme Park logo slapped onto it 💀

[@bunnytsukiko]

@@hope-cat4894 coming soon to a Storyliving™ town near you

[@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver]

​@@hope-cat4894 Imagine going to school to be a Dr, and then having to wear a sweaty costume as you're trying to deliver a baby haha. Probably not how you imagined it, but it's funny for me to imagine it that way.

[@hope-cat4894]

@@Gossamaggs That's why you make sure to get Goofy Insurance to cover the bills. 😂

[@Fr3nchToastieCosplay]

Imagine growing up without a mother to care for you because she died trying to give birth a theme park without any medical professionals just to get you a free pass that doesn't even exist.

[@fizzy_buzz]

wow that's dark :(

[@annieoddo1475]

As a cast member at Walt Disney world, I’d like to point out two things: 1, I am not trained to help deliver your child so I would really rather not, and 2, I’ve never heard of a lifetime pass being a thing that has ever existed at Disney parks. We have annual passes which you have to pay for… well, annually. That’s about it.

[@user-in1gv1uh2v]

Wasn't the first guest at Walt Disney World given a lifetime pass?

[@genevievew2695]

😮😊😊😊

[@NF-pk5mo]

Do your employee passes work as season passes? When I worked at six flags and vale resort that's how it was. I guess it's lifetime if you work there forever 🤣

[@annieoddo1475]

@@NF-pk5mo they work very similarly to annual passes, yes. You link them to your account on my Disney experience and then you just use them in the place of regular admission tickets. Sometimes park availability is a little more limited, but they’re now starting to move away from the reservation system (which was implemented during the pandemic) anyway. Today for example, I’m off work and there are no reservations required, and I might go over to EPCOT to ride a few rides and have a drink or two😊

[@thegamingofcoco8468]

​@@user-in1gv1uh2vmaybe but that still has nothing to do with giving birth

[@8bitcrook273]

Kinda surprised Disney hasn't jumped at the opportunity to offer special themed funeral services inside the parks. I want to lay my grandfather to rest in a Mickey Mouse shaped coffin with a eulogy given by Goofy. "Ashes to ashes, hyuks to hyuks"...

[@madelynmorgan2999]

this made me crack tf up

[@majchu1075]

hyuks to hyuks LMAO

[@mortimerjames218]

😂🤣🤣

[@strawberryphrog312]

"hyuks to hyuks" 😭😭💀

[@ThisGirlReviews]

They do offer Disney funerals but not at the park.

[@keilank]

"Women flock to Disneyland to give birth" makes it sound like women can just spontaneously conceive a child at will.

[@justafurrywithinternet317]

Yeah women can just reproduce asexually.

[@wadewilson3309]

you can calculate the date of birth

[@LDAR]

They can

[@kennycubensis8152]

It makes it sound like women are fish swimming upriver to spawn their eggs

[@yubelwish]

It's called booking a stay around your due date

[@dasfowler]

I worked at Disneyland (in Downtown Disney) back in 2003-06 and there were definitely specific procedures for handling certain common things people would do, and all of them were definitely made to make you feel like you upset Disneyland and feel bad. Like if they caught teenagers trying to get handsy on a dark ride (they all have IR cameras), they would slow the ride, then have someone pop out of the dark and quietly say "Hey, don't do that, okay?" then the ride would start again. They want you to stop the behavior but not feel like you have to leave unless you're someone who is NOT going to stop at a reasonable point, then they will make you leave.

[@melodyabcdefghijklmnopqrst1663]

That sounds like fair game. Unless it was only one of them not stopping.

[@OliviaMcCaslin]

by handsy i'm assuming u mean stuff that's not just regular PDA

[@effbar2400]

​@@OliviaMcCaslinhands going places

[@Scrofar]

sounds like a great jumpscare

[@rosylagoon3600]

*”hey don’t do that, ok?”* 💀

[@jessiestorm]

Can you imagine somehow accidentally going into labor while you're at Disneyland and you look around and everyone is mad at you and hates you because they think you planned it lol

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

If you're showing up at the end of your last trimester, you _did_ plan it.

[@akazienoel2009]

@@UnprofessionalProfessor well, doesn t have to be, some lack education, logical sense, ‚forgot‘ it, or their baby s early, or they just didn t expect it

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

@@akazienoel2009 Bullshit that they "forgot" it.

[@alittlefrog2395]

@@akazienoel2009 lmao unprofessional professor forgot that premies exist

[@amayakhler1551]

​@@akazienoel2009 like what if you're 7 months in and on a ride but the baby decides "nah I'm outta here fr" and now you're at disney, in labor giving birth to a premature little man

[@applejuice3219]

danny sneaking in “so no head then?” into a scenario where a guys trying to convince a disney worker that he’s NOT trying to dip his balls into a root beer is one of the best things i’ve seen all week

[@Bun-505]

Same

[@ghostinthesnow4060]

vine will never die

[@sleepyqueer]

it was perfect

[@likeapro4242]

As someone who has yet to watch this video, I am CACKLING rn

[@zahraab5165]

*his FAT balls

[@krystenabigayle430]

Okay but fr the Disneyland first aid clinic is one of the few places in America that free healthcare exists. I went in there with a super inflamed eye because I was having an allergic reaction to ~California~ and they let me use just all of their supplies gave me free meds and a room it was very welcoming. When they gave me allergy meds I asked “does it cost anything” they said “on the mouse”. I would have a baby there.

[@hempcats]

i will think of "on the mouse" until the day i die

[@SiRenfield]

10/10 for the cast member who made that pun 🥁

[@Lucifersfursona]

Considering they treat their employees like human shit, and the American medical system is so destroyed and predatory we have golden age of television shows about people’s entire lives falling apart horrifically because of medical bills, the bare minimum somewhere sometimes from a mega corporation isn’t like, a feel good for me. This makes me feel like I’m living in hell.

[@deuceydee3506]

​@@LucifersfursonaYou must be fun at parties

[@TheFallingFlamingo]

My mother had to be taken to the hospital during one of our days at Disney. (It was a previous medical issue, not something that happened at Disney.) They gave us a big basket with tickets to replace the day we spent in the hospital, a bunch of the line-skipping passes, various Disney character themed candies, and a DVD of the recently released movie 'Cars.' (If you want to feel old, 'Cars' came out almost 20 years ago.) So the "give birth at Disney Land for lifetime passes" rumor never really seemed that off-base to me. After all, they upgraded our Disney excursion simply because my mother's kidney decided to expel some calcified stones.

[@zoranagavrilovic9403]

Bro don't tell this to people, they're gonna cause themselves to need emergency help Disneyland 😂 Jk ❤

[@loserlane]

you made the same “i don’t know much about weddings, i’ve only been married once” joke drew did... glad to see you really are the same person after all

[@blending_in]

Wait I remember that too omg which video was it

[@niikariina]

@@blending_in if I'm not mistaken, it's the video where he made the movie review(s) of a woman who can't sleep without having to "sleep" with another guy & mannequins coming to live. The premise is that the main character of the 1st movie is supposed get married and Drew made that joke

[@yoncho9108]

Omg I was thinking the same thing 😂

[@blending_in]

@@niikariina thank you!!

[@vogelvrouw]

Hahaha, well its a pretty good jook

[@BuggyChan]

Used to work at WDW in Orlando and took a tour of the Haunted Mansion. Not only do the ashes get vacuumed, they have to call in a biohazard crew to do that. Shuts down the ride for hours and earns you a park ban. And if you’re curious, the radio code for this is a “Code Grandma.”

[@masterpig5s]

Neat

[@alinadavis496]

Why have I only heard about people spreading ashes at the Haunted Mansion specifically and not other places in the park? I’ve never been to disneyworld, so maybe I am missing something obvious.

[@memethyst]

@@alinadavis496 i think the ghost and death themeing of the haunted mansion makes people want to put their relatives ashes in there to "be with the other ghosts" or something, its so gross

[@ositaiza888]

@@alinadavis496 that's the only ride i can think of that is like completely covered and has mostly low light if im remembering right. i feel like if you're trying to be sneaky, that's the best ride to do it at

[@jaymevosburgh3660]

It is silly because they get vacuumed up, possibly thrown away or put somewhere else the deceased did not want. But that is their own fault for having a stupid & disrespectful way to spread their ashes.

[@melissa7233]

I adopted a dog from a family that could no longer keep him, that they found dumped in the parking lot at Disney World during their vacation. They kept him for several years and even named him Disney. When I adopted him from them, he (the dog) refused let us change his name. He literally refused to respond to anything else. He ended up being the coolest dog I've ever had.

[@maverickREAL]

This is literally one of my favorite Danny videos, with him just vaguely rattling off a bunch of topics that are sorta related to the title. I wish he'd do stuff like this more often because stuff like the "fat balls" sketch and everything about the Star Wars experience make me crack up every single time

[@phud420]

Kung Fu Rabbit's another similar variety video

[@lps-emily]

im upset about how much the "so no head" caught me off guard LMAO

[@ishmerra]

I was trying to figure out whether he thought to add in that line _after_ writing the sketch or before

[@andrewrobinson1634]

I was there, Gandalf. I was there 3000 years ago...

[@lisakitzinger6394]

can anyone tell me where that came from bc I heard it in a meme and I am unsure if it's just.. A saying or sth?

[@natehemze8523]

@@lisakitzinger6394 it’s a vine

[@sadly_serendipity6111]

@@lisakitzinger6394 it was a vine of a guy on the phone saying “so no head?”, throwing the phone on the ground, and snapping his skate board in half by jumping on it

[@VoxVocisCruora]

If I ever get pregnant, I'm gonna give birth in Danny's house so my child will be the Ultimate Greg.

[@Lanetgm]

Good luck edit why so many likes and about to go to Disney world

[@the.elliewilliams]

🫡

[@moodymoosh]

Gregnant

[@Jesus_myGod123]

@@moodymoosh 😂

[@ffffff6104]

@@moodymoosh "They gather"

[@chrisd322]

I’m surprised you didn’t talk about my favourite Disney myth. The Aladdin exception. This was a myth that goes around every once and while that says the Disney employee handbook had a paragraph that said if absolutely necessary Aladdin can kill a guest. We now know that was made up but I find it hilarious.

[@goblin2635]

i remember seeing the tumblr screenshot - “khsst. send in the street rat” got me EVERY time

[@kickrocksmaybe]

Maybe he didn’t bring it up because it has nothing to do with the guests, which is what the videos about.

[@yourbestchickenmeep9125]

The fact that it says “myth busted” is terrifyingly telling me that somebody had to painstakingly give birth at disney for the babys first sight to be mickey mouse

[@BadgerkitStudio]

That root beer skit was the most elaborate “so no head” joke I’ve ever seen

[@casey7376]

I loved the Danny dad covering his kids eyes, then uncovering them when he heard "fast pass to space mountain"

[@elliecaitlin1122]

Rightttt hahaha

[@Thisguy2736]

@@casey7376 bouta get that fast pass for sure

[@theheadlesshat5887]

it made me actually cackle akxjsbd

[@olivercharles2930]

@@theheadlesshat5887 eww dont do that stupid keymash shit

[@GoodyBadApple]

We all know that rumour about how you're not allowed to die at Disney, thrilling to know that it applies to giving birth too. They have a '1 in, 1 out' policy, it seems.

[@vainpiers]

So I guess if you die while giving birth it's fair game?

[@PoppyOxymoron]

I didn’t know about the death thing?

[@stardusst]

basically if someone is dying or is already dead they will try to revive them even when it's already too late until they exit the park where they're officially declared dead.

[@adjjal]

Woow that's so disrespectful to dying people I can't belive they do that wth, imagine if ur last dying moments , instead of being able to rest/ say bye to loved ones, ur just hurried away as quick as possible

[@audreylivingston9086]

They move them to a hospital to receive real medical attention, what else would they do, stand around and watch? 😅

[@inkandfable1744]

The execution of the “so no head?” joke was FLAWLESS.

[@feli9050]

risking your baby's life to give birth in a very non-sterile environment for the hopes of a lifetime ticket to an amusement park is fucking wild

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Crazy to think how people are willing to risk their own baby’s safety for a free Disneyland pass

[@l.p3861]

Disney's expensive

[@mackattack9650]

yeah lmao

[@chipskylark5500]

Gotta take advantage. You can have as many kids as u want

[@deepfriedspleen8611]

worth the loss of a child or two.

[@big_sea]

yea

[@ksis86]

Sorry, but anyone who actually tries to do this on purpose probably has no business having children in the first place lmao. Imagine putting you and your baby at risk because you want a free pass to a theme park, instead of going to a hospital or birthing center to make sure everything is okay 💀

[@gamerguy425]

reminds me of that cartoon network film re-animated where the kid gets hit by a trolly and the Golly Gopher mascots are revealed to be brain surgeons just for the occasion. IRL the people playing the mascots are stage actors and the other cast members are like minimum wage.

[@Myrzghe]

Imagine hearing that your mom was the one who only went to a hospital after being told it was a myth! "so there I was locked in a bathroom.. Mickey was banging on the door.. Hey get lost lady, I'm trying to tell my son something personal! Just take the next ride!"

[@chloebutler8438]

@Basghetti Wigs Enthusiast Guild i mean home birth is very different from trying to have a baby at disney world lmfao

[@idgf6788]

@Basghetti Wigs Enthusiast Guild actually historically more babies would be born alive in home assisted births, while medical births higher likely-hood of death, obv now we have much better medical assistance but doesn't change the fact that home births aren't inherently dangerous, studies also show women in calmer environments have healthier births, hospital vs home births is basically convenience vs comfort, a hospital birth can be destructive in many ways such as Epidural mishaps, failed c-sections etc, both HAVE risks, neither is inherently better, a gyno can tell you that,

[@jenm1]

@@idgf6788 Historically? This isn't the 1800s lmao

[@okarthegreat]

16:30 Update: Disney closed it because it was way too expensive for normal people to want to visit it, and the areas weren't even that well made.

[@noodlesofoodles]

7:57 it’s like going to a guitar store and not knowing that they have forbidden riffs, so when you try and play your favorite song and the employee just snatches the guitar out of your hands and tells you to gtfo lol

[@Bread-nx9fo]

I feel bad for ALL employees at Disneyworld, the amount of annoying people must be staggering

[@katherinesmallbean3594]

My family went to Disney World quite a few times throughout my childhood. We always kept to ourselves and were polite to the staff. It baffles me that some guests can be such self centered jerks.

[@PBthesquirrel]

​@@katherinesmallbean3594 I feel this way about being in a hospital. I try not to bother them too much because I know they have to deal with A LOT. Occasionally a nurse will remark something like, "you are such an easy patient." Obviously when someone is at the hospital, their attitude can range pretty widely, but even with that in mind, it baffled me that some patients can be such self centered jerks. . . Any nurses around who can confirm?

[@thithi8793]

ok

[@tridocao143]

ok

[@likeapro4242]

@Pixel L A full course meal of no sirree

[@gennythebumblebee]

I couldn't even imagine a woman giving birth and mickey is just standing there like:🙂

[@zaylinstar8883]

“Haha- your baby is now property of Disney Corporate! HA HA!”

[@TisPopRock]

@@zaylinstar8883 you’re watching Disney channel!

[@Ihaveagasmask]

@@zaylinstar8883 Mickey then throws the child in the coal mines

[@waverider6302]

@@Ihaveagasmask Is that what the friking seven dwarfs are?

[@str4wb3rrypup]

This entire reply section will forever be stuck in my head

[@sarahcliffbar]

my ex girlfriend said the most romantic thing she could think of was kissing under the fireworks at disney. she had four pairs of mickey ears. one of the only things she listens to apart from musical soundtracks and taylor swift is disney soundtracks. she went to disney for spring break after i broke up with her and said she was “celebrating breaking up with toxic exes” (i politely told her i didn’t think we clicked). so glad we are over lmao she probably would have tried to get married in disney 👁️👁️

[@anonymous-iy5pd]

We all have our quirks🤷🏻‍♀️

[@LordSandwich27]

Disney obsessed adults are some of the worst people to date. Avoid at all costs

[@SirPunzalot]

Pls tell me you draped her (minus the "d", but plus the D LMAO) after at least bro

[@christalcavanaugh]

Oh no she had a special interest in something that made her happy. So glad she got away from you

[@LordSandwich27]

@@christalcavanaugh Are you insane? He just said to her they didn't click. Her reaction wasn't proportional at all and you're praising it? Looks like the Disney adult is here

[@Lepper36]

Hi, Disneyland cast member here. The main reason we shove those in labor off towards the hospital is because the Disney Parks are *not very sanitary*. Seriously, do you have any idea how many sick people show up? I saw a kid licking handrails one day. Some people are just straight up nasty.

[@Velociraptor.]

Sounds like kids. If it was sometime in the 2020’s, it was likely for a stupid TikTok challenge.

[@abelinasabrina]

Parents would bring their newborns to Disneyland, the germiest place on earth, to meet the characters all the time.

[@BiratesoftheCaribbean]

Ew

[@robro_1030]

Builds a strong immune system 💪

[@connorbeith3232]

Don't forget they partly own Morbius, which is the movie of all time.

[@kaili5050]

and the newborns don’t even know who mickey mouse is

[@suzannew4840]

@@kaili5050 not yet

[@jwcarlson]

People are so weird. Everyone knows the kid has to be CONCIEVED at Disneyland not born there in order to qualify for the lifetime free pass.

[@claram6377]

that’s true, and the beds in the Star Wars Hotel do look comfy 👀

[@christinamacquarrie9846]

@@claram6377 gworl-

[@jellyfish1613]

New pick up line unlocked?

[@GUMMYGAM3R]

No don't tell them they will know to much

[@morganrosenfeld5917]

Now that. That is a real challenge

[@frozenuruguayball6436]

I love how Danny called haunted mansion the scariest Disney ride but in reality it’s more comedic parody of haunted mansions

[@JStack]

0:39 I worked at Disneyland for years and finished as a VIP tour guide. It’s a common misconception Walt’s head is frozen on site, it’s actually his body without the head embalmed and overlooking from the patio with a pitcher of iced tea (he loved iced tea)

[@clairejkay]

Someone I know used to work for Disney, and she worked through several… human remains “deposits”. She said the worst one was when someone released ashes DURING the tower of terror ride. Everyone on the ride got ashes in their face

[@echo_is_probably_sleeping]

Ew that's horrible

[@bradentheman1373]

wow…

[@salzkuuu]

Hope they got thrown out after they did that

[@pretsal4955]

That's pretty funny

[@pretsal4955]

@JayLeeBeanz I mean I've never had corpse residue in my eyes, so I guess that cremains to be seen

[@KM-mw3jp]

I’ve been to Disney land twice. The second time I was there I got stuck on the “it’s a small world” ride for a half an hour because a person in front of us dumped ashes into the water and the staff had to shut the whole ride down and figure out what to do. I didn’t even want to go on that stupid ride, my little niece made us.

[@Genericusername18]

You have my sympathies

[@anthonyoliver418]

Grandma: “The two things I want want when I die is for you to spend a week at Disney World, and for you to pour my ashes on your favorite ride!” (At the park) Grandson: “ok here you go into the ride you’ll be able to live in now!” (Alarms goes off) Announcer: “There seems to be something in the water clogging the system, please wait for us to clean it all out and throw it away before we start the ride again for safety!” Grandson: “But those are my grandma’s ashes!” Everyone else: “WHAT!!!”

[@doeeyes2]

Yes, that ride specifically is the number one spot people request for their ashes.

[@gabrielleblayden6426]

this is what hell sounds like if you ask me

[@ES-os7ko]

Did you catch Ross and Carol there too?

[@keithwest1761]

Disney’s story-living seems like a dystopian world, and genuinely terrifying.

[@taylorboyer5207]

my dad used to make me and my sister pretend to be younger to get in free places cuz we look younger than we are. he made me pretend to be 12 this year. i’m 20 and have visible tattoos and face piercings. it worked😭😭😭😭

[@emilyunscripted]

She didn’t give birth, but once when I was at Disneyland, a lady had some sort of giant bloody abscess burst from her stomach on Splash Mountain and they had to evacuate us from the ride. When we were getting out of our little logs, it looked like a literal murder scene on the exit ramp. Truly the happiest place on earth!

[@spacemountainvanity]

⁉️

[@0Flow0]

Did her surgery wound open or something?

[@bobbitworm8184]

I deadass don't know what to say 😰 wtf

[@emilyunscripted]

@@0Flow0 I’m not sure! We had just finished the ride and she was in a couple logs ahead of me. We all had to stay seated as she was helped out of her seat by paramedics. This was quite a while ago, so I don’t remember the exact series of events. She was a bigger lady, and it seemed like it was across a lot of her stomach. I felt so bad for her. 😭 I’m a frequent visitor to the park and I’ve never had a more traumatizing experience. I can’t imagine what it was like for her.

[@TheBluestflamingos]

😱

[@alexxander966]

Okay but, what if Disney profited off this. Got an on site doctor and hospital, so that people COULD safely give birth, and have Disneyland on their child's birth certificate. They could ask for like $20k a birth and PEOPLE WOULD PAY IT

[@johanabi]

People already pay that much in a normal hospital 😵‍💫

[@lila7612]

The average price of giving birth in a Florida hospital is $22k and in California $26k according to Google so they could ask for more

[@-_-0.0-_-]

I feel like it would balloon into way more hassle than it would ever be worth. You couldn't just hire a doctor, you'd need emergency care if something goes wrong, you'd need nurses on staff, space for women to stay long(ish) term depending on recovery time. I'm also imagining the headlines if the worst happens and a baby dies on Disney property. Disneyland is designed to be free of real life problems, I doubt they want to bring in the possibility of death or disease.

[@rathsatyr3553]

​@@johanabi I mean. All the more reason

[@memeyartist5591]

@Kiki its fucking unbelievable that asshole rich dudes still say "healthcare is accessible for everyone" when literally just the ability to give birth and not die has a price tag of over 25k

[@salmahyenasashimicheetah6888]

So, having been a custodian at Disney, (world more specifically) I can tell multiple times in the haunted mansion where ashes were definitely scattered. We were never told what they were. And we cleaned it like everything else. No special protocol. No nothing lol.

[@TheTraderStan]

My favorite urban legend is from the Orlando Disney World. It's about the ghost George from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. If cast members do not say good morning and good night to George, the ride will break down throughout the day.

[@Cujo_Red]

But why would people think Disneyland would WANT to do that? Major health concern, it's a huge mess, it's dangerous and they could be held accountable, and not to mention that there are people and kids everywhere.

[@annierebeccaa]

Literally. Plus idk why a PERSON would want to give birth in a gross public place. If I went into labor I would want to be in a hospital within minutes.

[@camelliatea6319]

Exactly, like there’s a reason why doctors have rooms for birth

[@sonictonic_]

Pure selfishness!

[@ivbeenshot9times1]

No one thinks Disneyland wants to do it? What kind of question is that? People just do it anyway

[@aarondavis8943]

It's one of these articles that basically cites the actions of a few disturbed individuals and inflates that into a cultural phenomenon. With the amount of people who go to Disneyland annually, it's hardly surprising there would be a few specific cases of this type. It doesn't mean shit and tells us nothing about anything except that the media is a myth machine. The media probably created or at least propagated the "lifetime pass for giving birth" myth in the first place, and then busted that myth by replacing it with another myth. I'm dubious of the human remains story, too. Anyone can claim to be a representative as an "unnamed source" and no one will ever know for sure because journalists don't name sources (who are often paid for their information by the journalist). Perhaps it happened once or twice but I wouldn't be surprised if it never did.

[@jessix]

As a Florida resident, I talk about Disney adults often. I feel like people really don't understand how deep the rabbit hole goes. Girls turn 18 and buy their first annual pass and make it their whole personality. Definitely an interesting breed. I love Disney too, but it gets pretty wild.

[@randomhavoc123]

I live in Illinois and knew a girl like that, it was weird as hell lol

[@meekonaleash]

I'm in California near LA & we have them too they brag about their passes too. don't brag about spending stupid amount of money on a corporation I will think less of you 😅

[@jessix]

@@meekonaleash the bumper stickers and chase credit card I can't 😫

[@KingOfGaymes]

Disney is great but making a company/corporation your personality is strange and probably not healthy

[@basilbat273]

A poster or a dress is one thing but giving birth there is gotta be the definition insane disney adult

[@potatopotatopotato-zo1rw]

Can't wait for Laura to give birth in Disneyland

[@Rosalie_Hayes]

Fun fact! The LARP / Adventure camp where Brennan Lee Mulligan went was consulted for the design of the roleplaying experiences at Disney. The Jedi Training they do with kids at the park is modeled after the workshops at Brennan's camp.

[@SoggySponge_]

Are we gonna talk about how well executed Danny’s occasional psychological horrors are?

[@nightstar2297]

No, I don't think so.

[@anicameyerhoff2638]

he's gotta become people's sleep paralysis demons somehow

[@theresacherco3503]

Yes he’s my new sleep demon

[@CatieMaria]

on his second channel (2 danny 2 furious) he's expressed how badly he wants to become people's new sleep paralysis demon so looks like he's making strides toward that goal

[@-irusu-4589]

no, we aren't going to talk about it.

[@shadowwwwwwwwwww]

i can imagine some unhinged smug disney adult acting like she gamed the system by planning and successfully birthing her child at disney world, acting entitled to a lifetime pass that she was never gonna get.

[@felicitytate214]

Danny gave a new meaning to the phrase "no head".

[@micah4847]

For the woman upset about getting rushed out of Disney for going into labor,,, Listen they will get you out of there as fast as possible cause I puked outside of it’s a small world and a cast member materialized and got me to the first aid area in like 30 seconds cause I was killing the vibe

[@Baldjotarokujo]

How dare you puke

[@micah4847]

@@Baldjotarokujo honestly the audacity I had

[@Baldjotarokujo]

@@micah4847 What were you thinking

[@SapkaliAkif]

"I puked outside It's A Small World and a cast member told me I was killing the vibe." is such an amazing concept. I'd be sure to say it on first dates.

[@forest64]

MATERIALIZED💀

[@genevieve3951]

I remember a few years ago, on the news, they had a news story that served as Disney's PSA to not spread ashes in Haunted Mansion. Honestly, I'm surprised they haven't had a bag check at the beginning of the ride, specifically to see if anyone's bringing ashes.

[@deuceydee3506]

But they do have a bag check at the park entrance. So the question is, how the hell are people still sneaking ashes in?

[@bigboyobi-wan]

I biologically cannot give birth, but if I do, I’ll definitely make sure to do it at Disneyland.

[@SurferFN]

Danny is the perfect guy to watch while eating

[@calredwine7001]

ok

[@juhbbby]

Danny is the perfect guy to eat

[@LaterRadiatior]

This is true

[@pepsimann2038]

@@juhbbby fr thought it was just me

[@ccsx2228]

im literally eating breakfast rn

[@Fardr]

what the hell

[@cookiecraftfriend1051]

I agree

[@P.SSketches]

Exactly. Like, what?

[@Layla-qy3re]

I agree too

[@sunflowersandhoneybees3937]

My exact thoughts when I saw the title

[@toastmcoven9539]

I was thinking the same thing

[@magnusgray4136]

i never heard of the lifetime pass rumor but i grew up near florida and we called it “disney babies” for ppl who would come to america for “vacation at disney” and would give birth to get an american visa

[@coffeebubbles22]

15:22 actually they won't let you ride if you're screaming and crying. I know because I was a scaredy cat child and when my parents tried to force me on a ride while I was screaming and crying they wouldn't start the ride until I got off

[@CrazyCousin404]

My mom gave birth 13 times, I think she is one of the few people who can call herself a pregnancy veteran

[@hotcheetosgirl08]

💯

[@Nekoszowa]

I feel bad for your mom's body

[@Hazoodles]

Pregnancy GOAT 😤😤 Mfs WISH they could know pregnancy like her

[@GregLemons]

Imagine getting a 13th of your mothers total love, care and attention 😂😂😂

[@nuraz5202]

Hey it’s sis

[@jolidesir]

From people trying to give birth at Disneyland to people throwing their loved ones ashes there. It’s really the Circle of Life.

[@big_sea]

yep

[@MK_ULTRA420]

k scar

[@NorthernGreenEyes]

🦁

[@emolady666]

@@MK_ULTRA420 u mean mufasa

[@MK_ULTRA420]

@@emolady666 lol no

[@John-Doe-Yo]

People scatter ashes of loved ones monthly? Like they show up once a month with a different persons ashes each time?

[@thedutchbrothers1866]

You dont

[@John-Doe-Yo]

@@thedutchbrothers1866 I don’t what ? lol

[@urtiyayeah1946]

I LOST IT AT THE ROOT BEER PART OMG IT WAS HILARIOUS 😂

[@VillainKinnie]

love how you say “half-goofy, half-human child” as if goofy is the name of his species

[@Lantern_Light]

I mean he is supposed to be a dog. But you know he doesn’t look like it...

[@demo2823]

You clearly haven't seen the Goofy Movies.

[@decimace]

it is actually heavily implied that goofy is just his own species

[@earth6877]

@@decimace i thought he was a dog? there was also discussion that hes a cow but that got debunked i think

[@heidifedor]

I think he’s supposed to be a cow, but because he looks more like a dog; the latter became universally accepted.

[@whaddupification]

Both drew and Danny saying “I don’t know much about weddings, I’ve only had one,” just proving the point that they’re both the same person

[@bribe2344]

WAIT WHEN DDI DREW SAY IT LMAO

[@dumbledoresaidcalmly1499]

Yes link it pls

[@pinkyboi]

@@bribe2344 i think he said it in the video "I have more christmas movies to complain about"

[@no.one.a113]

But they are not the same person. They may have similar lives, they may have similar wives, but they are different nonetheless

[@marcogamerbr1807]

@@no.one.a113 you didn't get the joke

[@EuroDC1990]

The only guy on the plane, I've had similar before. I was on a flight with more cabin crew than groups of passengers and it was amazing. A friend and I were also once the only passengers in first class on a train so they came and just put a load of bottles of drinks in front of us and told us to help ourselves to whatever we wanted. I'm a larger guy, I was fine. My skinny 5" friend literally fell off the train 😂

[@bisexualblueberry]

The Disney town thing is actually super worrying. There's a whole chapter on corporation-owned everything in Feed for a reason, guys!

[@fabh9674]

I can only think of the environmental impact. :( Especially in the freaking desert

[@bigdaddyjesse8280]

I’m actually a custodian at Disney and this happens too often,. The worst part of it is that we have to ask if they want the ashes back. Most of the time, the people come back and spread the ashes again. What has this world come to?

[@lucyb3701]

Weird that they didn't learn the first time they couldn't have them there. You would think they would get the message, especially because you were nice enough to let them have one more chance to save them from the vacuum, instead of just straight up getting rid of them. Maybe next time you ask someone if they want their ashes back, say what will happen to them, that you'll have to vacuum them up, if they don't take them away?

[@Theunicorn2012]

l'm actually a custodian at Disney and his happens too often,. The worst part of it is that we have to ask if they want the ashes back. Most of the time, the people come back and spread the ashes again. What has this world come to?

[@bonkcg2485]

@@Theunicorn2012 npc

[@CHEM0_R4BB1T]

People are tupid Ok that's my new favorite word lol

[@hollybranch2293]

IMO, this happens so often and not for nefarious reasons (people are just dumb) Disney needs to have a way to like humanly and safely do this, for like a set amount of money disney will take a loved ones ashes and mix it in soil used to plant a flower or something I’m sure there is a safe way to do it

[@prowlinality]

"You want your kid to get in free to Disneyland? A better conspiracy would be just pretend they're three years old they're entire life. That shit could actually work." now im just imagining a middle-aged mom trying to get her sixteen year old son in for free, saying he's three

[@AnEldritchBeing]

Tall baby, he just hit his growth spurt young-

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

Build an elaborate stroller that hides their body, so only their head is seen "attached" to a fake 3 year old's body. Lol.

[@blackqweenmars]

@@SoManyRandomRamblings y’all know how big 16-year-old boys are many of them are over 6 feet and over 200 pounds you would have to have a ginormous stroller and a lot of make up to cover up the fact that that is a 16 year old, not a Three year old

[@sorren150]

this isn’t exactly the same, but I worked an amusement park, and I had a mother try to get her obviously 16-17 year old daughter onto a kiddie ride, claiming that the girl was 10 years old. This “ten year old” was taller than me, a 20 year old. People will try dumb shit to get their kids on rides, even little kiddie rides.

[@maria-zy2pf]

@@blackqweenmars yeah, that's the joke

[@gloomiiii]

THE ROOT BEER SKETCH HAD ME DYING LAUGHING

[@IConsumeTeeth]

Crazy how he has been holding his uncle Donald Duck at gunpoint for 16 years straight without leaving Donald’s side. Truly a legendary Greg.

[@Mishiin]

Honestly, this storyliving idea sounds like something Walt himself wanted for Disneyworld where basically every employee and their families would live in the park in a perfect city of the future. Super creepy.

[@rileyrobin2]

Good ol’ company towns! What could possibly go wrong with your employee owning all the infrastructure you rely upon?

[@lugoorstar]

Everything about walt that isn't cartoons is really sad.

[@kphoenix5942]

This is 100% true! Folks should look up what the EPCOT Walt originally wanted was going to be (a futuristic city controlled by Walt outside the government's control).

[@dinathefossilfighter]

It is especially weird considering that Pixar's WALL-E's is about the company Buy n Large having complete control over the lives of many people. Ironic that this was released by Disney.

[@shainafullerton2433]

There's a town in florida called celebration which was quite literally developed by disney. They sold it in 2004 but it was supposed to be a utopia of sorts

[@lunariis]

As someone who has given birth… giving birth at Disney sounds like a fucking nightmare 😬

[@ElmaLordSlayer]

Even if I never gave birth, I can imagine how much of a nightmare that is You barely get any privacy. it's way too noisy at the park. Staff can caught you. And doing all of this without medical help is just...

[@sararadley5702]

Ikr it’s life threatening enough already

[@FoxSenpie]

i am not a woman but i can't image how extremely uncomfortable it would be too have thousands of people looking at you or near you while you do that

[@Naomi41904]

disneyland disaster 💅🏻

[@jlgunn922]

Also I'm just not buying that lady's story that she went to Disney while 40 weeks pregnant and went on all these rides all day long with her son ignoring her contractions because she couldn't time them. I went to Disney while pregnant and I was only allowed to ride like....4 things, just the suuuuuper slow animatronic rides that are built for 3-year-olds. Otherwise I was just sitting on a bench eating food waiting for everyone else to get back from riding on the cool rides lol

[@dizzy388]

I remember so clearly dressing up my 5 year old brother, putting him in a stroller and covering him with blankets to pretend he was 2 so he could get into disneyland for free lmao

[@ciwyw]

did it work? i hope it did

[@Camsvfx_]

This hits different after their announcement

[@NCSGaming15]

What was their announcement, didn’t hear anything and I’m just curious

[@FruityKoala]

@@NCSGaming15 Danny’s becoming a dad

[@NCSGaming15]

@@FruityKoala yo that’s crazy

[@yeoldegunporn]

I worked at Disneyland. Sometimes we hid inside scenery and slept instead of going home because the shifts were so long and driving home took 3 hours.

[@niccalee]

I like the image of a hoard of women *actively in labor* aggressively waddling at the gates. Danny gave it an excellent skit.

[@okaykh-o5316]

I totally agree. This sounds hilarious.

[@sophie6413]

Crowning as well

[@youraverageanxiouscommente2756]

@@sophie6413 "Aim and fire!"

[@PoisonFlower765]

Best part was him using the word "spawn"

[@TaylorReilly]

the root beer sketch has me gasping for air rn

[@tacticalpawn1985]

It's really great

[@ElidiaGonzalez7]

Loved the Vine reference in it too

[@megczaban6814]

same omggg

[@laurenl22]

Possibly his best sketch

[@WaitinInAmber]

It killed me 😂

[@beansus_theAlmighty]

I love the subtle, "So no head?" *breaks skateboard* vine refrence.

[@pronounwizard6256]

rewatching this in 2023 is funny knowing that the galactic experience is closing this month. so good

[@dylanbrown3207]

I feel like Danny’s “So no head?!” Vine reference during the root beer sketch is criminal under appreciated 😂

[@Tycjaa]

Yes! I was searching through the comments for way too long to find somebody acknowledging it 😅

[@BrownEyedBeauty2008]

​@@Tycjaa Same!! 😂

[@MuertaRara]

haha true

[@silviofta]

that sketch made me laugh my ass off I felt the need to come and comment

[@alexanderk.6869]

Right?! The whole video was hilarious but that part fucking sent me

[@selenalemiec2549]

I went to Disney World when I was 5 months pregnant, and even that was hard to do. Disney is my favorite, but Florida is hot and there's a LOT of walking. I cannot fathom going that late into pregnancy. Sounds like a punishment.

[@echo_is_probably_sleeping]

Now I'm imagining the first person to give birth there just being held at gunpoint to go

[@solarmoth4628]

I’ve seen pregnant people in Disney just rent a scooter and try to have as much fun as possible. But going to disney with any physical inconvenience is such a chore. Disney is fun but not that fun.

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

@@echo_is_probably_sleeping now I believe that THAT'S what actually happened and it would be difficult to convince me otherwise

[@JuMiKu]

I would be so pissed to be at Disneyland, a really expensive, awesome experience, while pregnant. Not just all the walking. Just having to look at all the fun to be had and you aren't allowed on anything. No rollercoasters, none of the fun flat rides, having to watch out what to eat. It would be like going to a buffet while starving and you aren't allowed to do anything but watch other people eat.

[@whossoul]

I went 7 months pregnant, it rained a lot and honestly yeah it sucked. A bunch of my friends were going so that's why I went that late. Though I didn't care about missing the coasters cause it meant a chance to sit down hahaha

[@BoyProdigyX]

The sad truth is, it doesn't take an on-site Disney brand birth to rack-up a near million dollar hospital bill. Not here in America. "This is going in the garbage now. We're gonna throw this in the garbage now..." Nearly killed me haha

[@lunaticwitch746]

This was the first video i watched of you and now ive been a greg since january

[@ripple329]

Imagine this becomes trendy enough that the staff has to receive extra birthing training and then people start sneaking into Disney to deliver their baby just to avoid a hospital bill. That alone is probably worth more than lifetime passes.

[@ebbiebean9385]

Imagine if Disney starts banning people for life bc they tried to/gave birth at Disney.

[@RGC_animation]

Thankfully, I am part of the 6 peoples that lives in a country with free healthcare!

[@chickenfoot2423]

that alone would enable you to pay for your whole town to have life time passes tbh

[@Yah.so.no.]

Truly

[@caylee2529]

@@ebbiebean9385 but that wouldn’t be fair to ppl who genuinely did not think they were gonna go into labor while at disney

[@moviestar1296]

If you want a cuter and nicer urban legend that is true at Disneyland, there are Disney cats living there who serve as in house pest control. They are frequently put up for adoption and the ones that stay are taken good care of by the employees

[@frozenweevil4022]

aww

[@off-the-grounder568]

Can’t believe Mickey signed off on that

[@Milanon]

@@off-the-grounder568 bros gonna get chased!

[@jasperjazzie]

i already have a cat who i love very much, but if i were to get another cat it'd be awesome to get a disney cat lol

[@prasetyodwikuncorojati2434]

That's much much better and nice rumor. After all cats are more welcomed than spreading ashes of death person

[@shutupravioli]

and to also think i've been in the haunted mansion with possible HUMAN ASHES scattered somewhere at the ripe age of 6 or 7

[@Dempea]

Off topic but I had no idea you continued content After Vine and honestly it slaps you evolved with time love it good for you and happy to see it!!

[@DistoryDan]

I try to have a baby every time I go to a theme park. It’s never worked. But I try.

[@cheburgena6021]

WHAT

[@shearlix]

HUH

[@mizuj1499]

sarcasm

[@stirfailed]

ew

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

I try to make a baby every time I go to a theme park. I have no idea how successful I am.

[@angryboi595]

Imagine a child going into Disney World or Land to have fun and they see a woman having birth on the floor in order to have a lifetime pass. Fucking traumatising

[@bane6419]

And the child lands in a pile of ashes

[@carriewilson1006]

And the kid was going to see a Secret wedding

[@nidalmohammad189]

@@carriewilson1006 compared to everything else the secret wedding feels normal --- _ ---

[@Tenchi707]

Imagine how insane you have to be as a human to even think intentionally give birth at Disney Land to get free lifetime passes

[@maffigabri]

Now imagine if all the women that are at Disney Worl want to give birth, hundreds of pregnant women walking around, their husbands in the meanwhile are spreading ashes everywhere... Now that's a lifetime memory

[@Skrunglebunkle]

I've been on the starcruiser, it was an amazing experience and the characters were wonderfully done, it's a shame they stopped doing it.

[@clairesteinbeisser6652]

Please tell me Laura isn't going to give birth at Disneyland.

[@SamDracula_]

So. My mom grew up in Garden Grove, California. Which is pretty near Disneyland. Her brother died recently and she was talking about spreading some of his ashes at the park and I had to inform her that it is, in fact, not allowed and that she shouldn't do that. Which was a wild conversation to have.

[@Jenna-in4br]

Did you tell your mom that if she does that than her brother is just gonna basically end up in a vaccum cleaner

[@Just.Eva.643]

Nahhhhhhhh

[@nellako3460]

Did you convince her tho

[@Yah.so.no.]

Yikes, how’d that go

[@jimmyshimmythewitty5646]

I read it as my mom threw up in Garden Grove and was very confused sorry for your lose

[@JesseDanLee]

Try to access your memories of a theme park women's bathroom: - the heat - that smell - the wet tile floors - the sound of flip flops - the sight of the whole bathroom and lineup through the massive gap in the stall door - the sound of a toddler trying to escape the stall while his mother is peeing - the sound of his mother fighting with him while peeing - he is crying now - the sound of automatic hand dryers - someone yelling over the hand dryers, 'I'll wait outside, it smells in here!' Now imagine giving birth on one of those toilets. Immediate sepsis.

[@miss_fllsn]

I'm glad that this EXACT memory is universal

[@avii8793]

What's sepsis

[@JesseDanLee]

@@avii8793 it’s an infection that moves to all the systems/ organs in your body (I was being a bit dramatic but also not really)

[@avii8793]

@@JesseDanLee ohh okayyy related literally to septic Thanks (Haha, I get you, I'm like that too)

[@purplelily7764]

From my experience disney bathrooms are usually pretty clean. Universal on the other hand…