Wish Dot Com

[@toasterman40]

My lights flickered when danny said "H U M A N T E E T H"

[@dawnwalker388]

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[@jacksongraffigna]

OoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@katrealz]

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[@Ella_G_127]

Dude Danny is in your house

[@drippyphil6201]

Conclusion Danny is a witch

[@h.sm222]

“if you can read this you’re too close” I’m on the other side of the world, what else do you want me to do?

[@syrup4835]

Launch yourself into the solar system. You’re too close

[@hannah3970]

Go far, far away. The next galaxy should be adequate

[@kdop]

idk

[@EulaliaDaisy]

what if i just have good eyesight?

[@lizziex7117]

get in a black hole - now

[@fff5671]

wish is like Troom Troom, but instead of a useless DIY project you just skip all the DIY steps and buy the sad end result

[@lindseythespy8208]

thank you

[@s.d..]

😁😆

[@partyplatterz1470]

Lmao that’s so true.

[@vincessvi]

Facts. Straight facts

[@coffinman1217]

XD

[@shr00mski]

“Fear of not being used” is like fomo for inanimate objects

[@milodoesntknow2090]

fear of missing use

[@darkdemon1972]

toy story

[@hand13932]

@@darkdemon1972 succinct and to the point

[@Indigo-ns3hd]

Sounds kinky but ok

[@dollyii]

inanimate insanity

[@mxkammb]

Ordering on wish is the online version of making wishes to a genie that twists your words

[@Jwilhoftstg]

Well, yeah. That's why it's called Wish.

[@moobloommachinehdmi2506]

This should be pinned

[@yeah88942]

AHAHA TRUE

[@yestheyaremyclipshi643]

Hwta od oyu mnea

[@mytherapistsaidno6643]

this is the exact comment that you see under every single video about wish

[@edef1244]

"It's called Wish, because you wish it was just a little better" -Safiya Nygaard, don't remember what year 2018 prolly

[@zanderbraincinemas6126]

Yozuru Probably not prolly

[@edef1244]

@@zanderbraincinemas6126 Perhaps

[@80o8i35]

@@edef1244 mayhaps

[@edef1244]

@@80o8i35 of unknown certainty

[@yestheyaremyclipshi643]

@@80o8i35 probhaps

[@Moonii-Cat]

Fun fact: chicken helmets are actually used to help hens because the roosters are really agressive when mating and pull feathers out of their heads. So yeah! They tend to not work unless the hens have really small combs (peacombs).

[@hray2797]

Thanks

[@fungustheclown666]

There is also chicken saddles for that same reason. I have some

[@Moonii-Cat]

@@fungustheclown666 yes!

[@captainobvious.29yearsago70]

I thought it had something to do with pedestrian road safety

[@eyliena]

I appreciate this weird chicken information, thank you.

[@kira_calamari2431]

Wish is like if Amazon and Craigslist had a child together,but instead of a hospital,they had it in an old abandoned wearhouse

[@PM-rp4bl]

you know what they say... jesus was born in a manger...

[@Darkskull54701]

Not just in an abandoned warehouse, they were crackheads

[@ang.mp331]

on crack

[@meliycon-roma4112]

lmaooo

[@pearidotty]

wearhouse

[@chuul1417]

Danny’s shirt - IF YOU CAN READ THIS SHIRT YOU’RE TOO CLOSE Me, on the other side of the globe - look man I’m trying my best

[@iprobablydontlikeyou7416]

😂 lmao

[@peachberrypie]

Same, smh

[@aloeveralover8085]

Copied comment

[@partIycIoudy]

Blue boxy Xoxo who cares lol

[@trollsdontgetblocked9941]

Grow a wee wee with M E N S T E A

[@SneakySalaXander]

Some may ask, “How long do products from Wish take to arrive?” Well, put it this way. My girlfriend and I wanted matching rings because she found some on the site she thought were cute, so I bought them for us. They took so long to arrive, we’d already broken up...... I WISH I was joking.

[@taj5135]

Haha what’d you do with the rings?

[@rehnaanliker6972]

Im very sorry and i hope you are doing great, but also thats fucking funny

[@humnaali5759]

Haha at the pun, sorry about everything else. But hey, you have 2 rings - a spare in case you lose one :D

[@CT-se8vn]

Oh my

[@StarsOnTheR00f]

Detective Woosher I was fooled :(

[@Salaar-Ali]

danny is the best person to watch while eating food

[@goatmom1346]

Agreed 👌

[@truffles3859]

yeah

[@annagornas3572]

My coffee went completely cold because I was scared to drink it while watching this video.

[@kialo2085]

Constant spit-takes 😂

[@pandasel]

I’m eating some fruit rn and I can confirm

[@alexandralee303]

Laura's reflection in the oven of her reaching so high to get the perfect angle of Danny cooking is the cutest thing I've seen all day omg

[@mehruhameed4595]

timestamp?

[@Kaaaaaaafire17]

Spongebob Squarepants 19:32

[@HunsWithGuns]

*microwave

[@loqwean]

@@HunsWithGuns a microwave is a basically a mini oven

[@marinagigli5356]

That IS adorable.

[@BorsalinoOPreal]

Wish's motto should be "be careful what you Wish for!"

[@red-pet-dead]

@{ Gacha_Spade } yeah we're calling the police

[@emilytalerman3567]

Excellent

[@unknownmoonchild9970]

Lol

[@xAFallFarewellx]

Looks like someone needs to get into marketing

[@NiteFights]

@@red-pet-dead ???

[@grimmithkitten1700]

Danny should sell the poster of him with an inhaler as his merch

[@ham_sammy]

I'd buy it

[@hobeypeterson628]

i would cop it doe😳😳

[@CatWizard08]

Yea

[@sopbia]

Jayden McDow ok great. a channel plug. thanks

[@elizahamilton81]

Lmao I'd buy one the second he launched it and my mom would be like, "Honey, why do you have a poster of some guy with an inhaler put up in your room?" And I'd be like "You wouldn't understand."

[@StrayStayKidsYT]

I love when Danny gets silly. Maybe goofy. Sometimes wacky.

[@xtoothpick63]

Wrong channel 😠

[@StrayStayKidsYT]

@@xtoothpick63 damn it this is the worst day of my life I should unsubscribe at this point 💔

[@ShelleCraft]

omg stay😻

[@StrayStayKidsYT]

@@ShelleCraft stay 😍

[@ShelleCraft]

@@StrayStayKidsYT I've never seen a greg stay, this is truly amazing

[@amethyst1989]

*this is just the most elaborate sponsorship ever and you can’t tell me otherwise*

[@theletter5664]

This isn't the most elaborate sponsorship ever and I'm telling you otherwise

[@user-zj6fc4rd4f]

@@theletter5664 impossible! You can't!

[@thearkticgamer6811]

Nina Y It says so right here sir m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@canariez]

MitchAnimates i cant believe i just got rick rolled

[@zacharyscala7453]

@@canariez dont ruin it

[@eeeellie]

I once got advertised a "golden metal spoon use for sniffer snorter snuff powder spoon"

[@eeeellie]

every so often I come across the screenshot I took like oh, this is a thing that shouldn't be

[@danas5846]

beautiful, really. love sniffing snorting and sniffing powder from a golden metal spoon

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

that sounds like something you use to snort cocaine

[@kirstenkeggie8746]

i wake up and boom im a rat it is

[@1967buickriviera]

i wake up and boom im a rat Your username is beautiful XD

[@siriuslyconfused1]

I bought the hamster harness, they don’t have a hamster in the picture because no self respecting hamster will allow themselves to be harnessed, they just go squish and turn into a liquid and escape. Also the leash part is only about two feet long, so if you’re over about... two and a half feet tall your hamster would just be dangling from a string in the air.

[@miaalmeida4787]

a hamster harness pushes their organs u shouldnt do this

[@eleri_theda]

imagine looking out your window and u see someone crawling down the sidewalk walking their hamster

[@hoarsecorpse]

Don’t do this with hammies, they’re too smol. It’s better for guinea pigs but you should invest in a more expensive one so the baby doesn’t get too stressed form having a tight harness

[@lilj3045]

I used to walk my rabbits and ferrets out on the street but the only thing is u can’t let them run around like my dog

[@itswromicaxo]

@@hoarsecorpse no it's not good for guinea pigs bc they can break their back

[@TheVirakahScale]

Technically the bluetooth tag starts beeping when it's out of bluetooth range, letting you know the tag has traveled far from you. It's sort of a 'Wait you forgot your keys!' alarm

[@rahrahrah_]

my grandpa is listening to church on the radio and when danny said “i’ve been trying to get an eight pack all my life”, he said “amen.”

[@gachakingston9240]

I saw 19 likes so had to also it's rare for a like from me so be gratefull

[@croc4869]

Gacha Kingston don’t tell people to be grateful for a useless like. No one cares

[@chrisp.lettuce8900]

@@porygina-s 3 people cared enough to comment on it

[@butterflyexists]

@@gachakingston9240 20 likes isn't even a substantial number..? also, why do you have to reply just to say you liked the comment? and why is it rare? it has no value whatsoever..?

[@daisybell9051]

OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOOOoOOOOOoO

[@KillerKoifish]

Wish is the closest thing to the black market that's not the black market.

[@grim8176]

Kid friendly black market

[@iptg2673]

@@grim8176 "Kid friendly" is over-selling it

[@godofchaosandmadness]

The black market is scared of wish

[@patchedout___3195]

I would rather shop on the black market than wish

[@akeishaalconbueno6266]

asigoneesrheuongtuosrbndozbgf *H E AR T ATT AC K INT EN SIFIE S*

[@wes5310]

"I don't think I've ever seen a product show the negative side effects of that product to advertise itself" Am I the only person who remembers when Windex commercials were birds talking about making clean windows dirty so they won't fly into them? Why doesn't any talk about that? I think about it a lot.

[@kappecat9225]

I loved those as a kid lol

[@frootjuce]

They made a tumblr blog for those commercials, I'm not even joking.

[@pokemonxander2471]

Ikr

[@izabellaperchikov4128]

I used to ask my mom to buy me the blur sticks LMAOOO

[@Nexalian_Gamer]

I actually bought that men's tea from Wish once. And I can confirm that not only did it give me temporary abs for around 4 months, but it also set my underwear on fire. However, the fire was blue, not orange as they advertised it, so I was a bit disappointed

[@mxtchbox]

Fun Fact: Those "cat blindfolds" are actually used to calm down cats. Like for example, some cats may get anxious when going to the vet and getting their shots or something like that, so the vet would put on the blind fold so the cat would be distracted from what the vet is doing and more focused on what is on their face!

[@RealSunPhesto]

I don't wanna ruin 69 likes

[@ssstella.a]

I’m not ruining the 184 likes I’m sorry And I didn’t know that. I wanted to say something about the comment instead of just the likes lol

[@ianseff5627]

I'm not ruining the 218 likes guys! It's a number!

[@FoxExcess]

Thank god, I thought it was some weird thing made by people who didn't care about cats.

[@roadworkahead1668]

i think the thing for birds is for going to the vet as well

[@Toyaffection]

wish: the reverse tooth fairy. takes a dollar and gives you teeth

[@ChefSporty]

LMFAOO

[@ashesx3]

PLEASE ☠☠✋✋✋

[@luennii]

LMAKDISIAIAHAHSYA

[@thegenderman8582]

Underrated. I mean, it came out a week ago but a lot people have watched this in the past week, right?

[@thornsonarose7313]

That also applies to dentist's

[@ThePianiolist]

Plot twist: The eight pack cream just burns your skin and fat off, literally just falls off, and you just see your raw abdominal muscles

[@flipposlippo1510]

That sounds pretty cool tbh

[@shinyun3080]

I mean... Your probably not wrong...

[@neoagent3]

yeowch

[@tigerkat4419]

Never go hunger again

[@skymonk-mckenzie8993]

Attack on titan theme starts

[@rileypine4524]

the question is why WOULDN’T you want a chicken helmet

[@carliesapienza7016]

exactly

[@valeriecarpenter7459]

We’re asking the real questions

[@glamoire7882]

I don’t even need a chicken to want a chicken helmet.

[@ohyeahyeah533]

The truth has been spoken

[@harsdensus88]

For SAFETY reason duh... Definetly you are not working at poultry...

[@ZackBurnsOG]

12:00 I actually bought one of those mini cameras off wish like that because my kid, who was like 7 at the time, wanted to catch a video of the tooth fairy. We setup the motion activated night mode and hid it in her room when she lost her tooth, and then I spent all night editing in video footage of the a cartoon wisp in her room flying to her pillow and back out of the room and put the video back on the camera. The next day we checked the camera and she saw the footage and was just so excited about it. She went on and on about it for over a year.

[@Funkyfrogfarts]

That’s really sweet! You seem like a good parent 🫶

[@bird.girlll]

is that where they got all the teeth from

[@nikitanoby]

@@bird.girlllthats really funny

[@Jasperlovescheese]

This is so cute

[@ghoulstreet]

One dollar, for thirty feral cats. Seems like a steal to me

[@atheenajade6863]

for real!!!

[@sharrelsoldaccount1325]

Honestly, I prefer chicken helmets.

[@minusmimik8622]

Litteraly because the cats are probably stolen

[@kaimerradraws5250]

My f###ing wish came true.. Noway!! A katana with which to .. Ahemm.. Thank the creators of these prroducts Im crying so hard right now ლಥmಥლ

[@olivia5094]

This was funny

[@stuffyfilms]

“Skin fever” sorta makes sense. If this is translated from Chinese, that is. 发烧 means have a fever. Translated literally it can mean “get a burn” 烧 can also mean burn. Basically it means that the gel will BURN YOUR SKIN. Or at least cause a burning sensation.

[@neoagent3]

OWCH

[@x4nder176]

I- 💀

[@icyboi7039]

Bruh

[@autodefenstrating]

W H A T

[@sophiehayes5201]

oh ok then 😀

[@S4k0ya]

" Hard and slippery, just how the ladies like it!" uH

[@heshamkaram5271]

Quora kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@totagarboua8540]

OMG HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THIS I-

[@PIZAA133]

oh to read without my eyes ➖👄➖

[@purplecatonbroadway]

I mean he's not wrong

[@z.98816]

I know right..

[@skullylad]

"They're not your teeth, but they can be." Oh no.

[@EmilZo]

😂😂👌👌

[@ooooooooo9548]

Like

[@spicemoss]

"They're your teeth, but not for long!"

[@jacobthecreator3033]

It’s like the kid friendly black market

[@margaritaann3673]

L O L

[@00wolfQUEEN]

Im sorry. Kid friendly?

[@wyattxu9765]

whos gonna tell him that it is?

[@Jack-zp3cx]

I just got a wish ad on this video because of course

[@flawedsanity]

I mean... It's more like the.. black market without drugs? I do get a lot of ads for crack pipes from wish but. Not actual crack. So.

[@monstertruck5801]

Danny's fashion aesthetic is basically weird amazon and walmart t-shirts

[@wilma678]

Also the rattatoing shirt someone gave him

[@EnchantedIDK]

One question, is my username good? Don"t worry you could tell me if it's bad! Does it give you a big youtuber vibe? Sorry for the disturbance!

[@honeylemonship]

@@EnchantedIDK it’s ok

[@urtemedonaite5128]

@@EnchantedIDK its fine, doesnt seem like a famous yt name but its honestly not bad

[@EnchantedIDK]

@@urtemedonaite5128 thanks!

[@cherriecore]

this is my comfort video along with the ratatoing + the panda video, i've rewatched those so many times and i never get tired of them

[@garfield8793]

man, It’s been a while since we last heard that greg was the fastest growing army on youtube...

[@gracebordelon7052]

Someone must have searched it up

[@fia7022]

Dua Wauda damn

[@Wertyvid]

Craig is taking over

[@avawallace1554]

werty vid never

[@wewantthefunk]

@@Wertyvid shut up, eat a snickers. You're not you when you're hungry

[@Mjunko6420]

Danny’s shirt: if you can read this your too close Me: several states away in another timeline

[@goosegoose5737]

Still too close for Danny’s looking ig

[@smncoolidfk]

I'm in the place Colombus actually wanted to go to

[@pikuxa1106]

Me in another country

[@copr2917]

me in Australia: o.k

[@alan_decker]

@@copr2917 turn out to be in Australia

[@j.f8242]

I FEEL SO BAD BECAUSE THIS WAS LIKE 5 MONTHS AGO AND YESTERDAY I GOT AN AD OF WISH THAT WAS *LITERALLY* A HORSE JUST STANDING WITH THE $19 IN THE CORNER I WAS LIKE ?????

[@reamaeflorgelacio7056]

LMFAOOOOOO

[@caroline9844]

Poor horse

[@isabellathesnowleopard1812]

_I'm an right here_

[@bananasare_revolting]

I got one with a picture of two babies and it said *"$1 newborn"* *T ha nk y o u F L I p a C L I p a D s*

[@NachoTaco112]

LOL Once I got an ad for wish and it was literally a child for $3

[@oli_kate]

This made me laugh so much Also for the last product, I assume it was saying it's to find someone with dementia who gets lost. But that would only work if it did in fact have a GPS, which it doesn't. But I think that's what the picture of the old man is for.

[@catherineb196]

Danny is a lot like Wish: giving us what we never asked for and also what we never knew we needed.

[@xxspodsxx2078]

except minus the old man stalking sadly

[@reaganatchison3864]

right

[@atara500]

one time wish recommended me a shirt that just said “skate and jesus” i am very grateful for that recommendation

[@charkbait2002]

Catherine B trueee

[@ediibleteeth]

plot twist: Danny is the man at a computer running Wish

[@laimalocks]

The "cat blindfolds" are actually cat muzzles. The reason they cover the eyes is so that it decreased the level of panic or stress the cat experiences.

[@chocolaterocks12]

understandable for vet visits

[@ravyntaylor6982]

I wonder if some cats would be more panicked at not being able to see

[@iniratagen9740]

I feel more relaxed with my sleep mask or my fiance's hand covering my eyes. So that makes sense

[@Swordsoulreaver]

@@ravyntaylor6982 Some would, some wouldn't. It depends on the cat.

[@ninifroggies6762]

@@ravyntaylor6982 It just depends on the cat. We use these at my clinic quite frequently! They're better ventilated though haha.

[@GoIdenFred]

As a former Dental technician, I do have to point out that those Teeth racks that you saw actually are teeth made out of ceramic. They're used for the fake teeth in Dentures. They aren't actual people's teeth. However, I do have to say, 5 dollars is sketchy. Who knows, they may literally be ripped from someone's mouth, cleaned, and then put on display for Fanservice, who knows.

[@DocBree13]

I’m concerned that they look so different from package to package, and with china’s history of selling executed prisoner’s body parts… :(

[@GoIdenFred]

@@DocBree13 I totally get that, but no, they just come in all shapes and sizes. They also come with different colors, of course, since elderly people ingeneral have darker teeth than younger people. Seeing the pictures of those Denture-ready teeth...they're about what you'd expect for 5 dollar teeth. They are monotone. They're cheaply made. The real stuff usually comes in different hues all over the tooth, to make them look more natural. Remember, dental technicians make dentures to feel as accurate to the patients' former teeth! So the different shapes happen because of that! Gotta make sure everyone is pleased with new dentures.

[@DocBree13]

@@GoIdenFred thank you! That’s a relief :)

[@novemberblake9505]

I bought some of those for a costume and they are just very cheaply made. Out of plastic, weird color, odd shapes, some were broken upon arrival. You could never ever use those for actual dentures, they would break the second you tried to bite into something.

[@therealtony2009]

@@DocBree13 THEY'RE MADE OF CORPSES

[@sammcfadden487]

The inhaler wall decal looks like Danny’s shotgunning a glass of milk

[@neilyworm]

Sam McFadden an l-shaped glass of milk

[@kazuhaluvr6151]

omg I thought so too like if you glance at it it looks like a glass of milk

[@cheshirecat4287]

Oh, I thought it was a glass of milk, and I always thought that was weird, but it’s Danny so....

[@partIycIoudy]

Oh thats what i thought was happening the whole time 😂

[@mayonnaisequeen1513]

I cant unsee that now

[@emilyogletree8382]

finally, a beard oil that can turn babies into ed sheeran

[@PD-ug5vf]

My mama don’t like you and she likes when I don’t cry

[@cathyg6594]

@@PD-ug5vf please, shut up.

[@alittlebitd3ad]

@@PD-ug5vf that's... Justin

[@PD-ug5vf]

MatchStick Animations who wrote the song.

[@zanonymousruiz9697]

I haven’t watched the video yet, and I am very confused

[@maxp6740]

WARNING: DO NOT HARNESS A HAMSTER Not only is it bad for their back, and will likely break their fragile bones, it will also turn into a chipmunk EDIT: Despite the chipmunk joke, I am being serious. It's a big problem. Harnessing such a little thing puts tremendous stress on its back, and it could die. Even with more robust animals like Guinea Pigs, it's still a bad idea. If you pull too hard, you could easily kill your pet. Just a PSA, DO NOT harness small animals. If you want to take them somewhere, hold them gently and place them in a playpen or other structure. Invest in a travel-sized cage. Don't take your tiny friends outside in these harnesses, they could very well die. Please don't harness your little friends.

[@cnocnaemily]

I do what I want

[@i05af]

@@cnocnaemily Nooo don't do it

[@kleanovodust-bin69]

@@i05af harness a hamster go brrrrr

[@heystobit2160]

I'm a hamster bish

[@juice4249]

Ok then. Let me turn cheap to cheap

[@NosebleeddeGroselha]

I believe the bird holder might be for veterinary use? I remember quite a few times I saw people trying to rescue hurt pidgeons on the street and they struggle a lot while being handled, a device like that would be helpful. But I never had to handle a bird myself and I’m not a bird specialist, so don’t quote me on that

[@xxGreenRoblox]

''that" - nosebleeddeGroselha 2023

[@KANARYog]

"If you can read this, you're too close." bruh we like 2000 miles away how tf

[@calciummother]

Too close, Jordan.

[@contc7875]

waaaay too close ):0

[@taralamlam1122]

ĐıffərəntıătəĐ kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@truelygreg]

Too close >:O

[@nyah3903]

wait yall aren't hiding in Danny's house?

[@heymamasyves1767]

The video isnt over. The song didnt play, danny. I want an apology video.

[@notkai3405]

Yeah

[@mayehoffman4253]

It's Kurtis all over again...

[@amna8875]

#dannygonzalezisoverparty

[@unsuborsatanwillhauntyou6048]

This video is over now.. over now.. you'll find something else to watch... (Or just watching this video again) I know we had a lot a fun... But you can't stay on this end screen forever.. now, this video is over now...

[@heymamasyves1767]

@@unsuborsatanwillhauntyou6048 thank you. I'm satisfied now

[@athena_bilah523]

“i have no tit. capiche?” always gets me in a laughing fit

[@ecksdee9768]

te moo 😔

[@djk9281]

The first time I heard it I was wheezing

[@Poppy..xx11]

@@djk9281 same XD

[@kippyips]

me when i put on my binder

[@Bionicbutter43]

@@kippyips lslskssmss

[@ariebirb]

the “bird cage” item at 2:18 is a device used by vets for like distributing shots and stuff

[@spoopydoge4356]

The video isn’t over, the song didn’t play. WHEN WILL THE VIDEO END DAN

[@rohanimations]

First Kurtis forgets the extra greeting, now Danny forgets the end card song. 😓😪

[@spriteman6929]

e

[@Lee-fk9sh]

NY

[@kirrajordan]

I feel strangely uncomfortable with you calling him Dan..

[@rohanimations]

Alexandra Davies hopefully he doesn’t forget to say “hey guy” at the start of the vid. 😰😰

[@mill-e9771]

If his pants are on fire does that mean hes a liar. Conspiracy theory: they're lying about it being able to set ur pants on fire.

[@drealbean4468]

If you say the tea sets your pants on fire while you're drinking said tea but it doesn't, would your pants still light on fire?

[@isabellaseemann4273]

your username gives me life

[@phobepotatoegirlpretty5774]

Liar liar pants on fire is the tea’s slogan

[@phobepotatoegirlpretty5774]

How to tell if someone’s lying? Make them drink the tea and it’ll light their pants on fire!

[@mill-e9771]

@Hal Moore @Isabella Seemann thx

[@ceceradford945]

“If you can read this you’re too close” *takes off glasses* jokes on you now I can’t read anything

[@heshamkaram5271]

Cece Radford kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@Z5Z5Z5]

Jared,19

[@kennedialeise1936]

I was trying to look around to find where it said it and....at the end of the video I saw it was his shirt

[@TKDWN_YT]

I thought it said “If you can read this you’re legally skilled”

[@mimirulez]

WHy did I do the exact same thing when I ad his shirt

[@justkittensbeingkittens5892]

TO BE FAIR; I do actually use the cat blindfold on my horrible little hellspawn to trim her claws. She was traumatized at the vet when she was a baby so she completely flips out. You can wrap them up so they don’t scratch you but she also bites. She also has to be drugged with gabapentin. And that damn cat won’t eat food with the powder in it so I need to find another way :/ I’ve literally never had any cat anywhere near this bad with trimming claws, I’ve fostered 170.

[@kelmoment]

fostering seems super hard ❤ you're a great person for helping those animals :)

[@mayapapaya02]

is trimming claws actually necessary? i would have thought the natural shedding process would be good enough especially if you have to drug them for it

[@zach-rac]

​@@mayapapaya02 in general, yes, you have to trim their claws. They do shed them, but the way they shed also makes the claws super sharp, and they grow faster than they shed so.... Eventually you have to trim them manually. (I can tell when my cat needs a trim because she'll start getting caught on blankets and things.) Just part of having a pet - you're responsible for its health; sometimes in ways you don't expect. :P

[@zach-rac]

​@@mayapapaya02 It's also rare that you have to drug them for it... As op stated, that was a special case. I literally just pick my cat up and hold her in my arms when I trim her claws. She doesn't /love/ it, but it's also not a huge deal. The /moment/ we're done and I put her back down, she'll be chirping at me for treats lol~

[@staceymulligan6486]

Random homeless guy on the street: could I interest you in an alley of *_stray cats?_*

[@bluebu2002]

The other day my wish ads were showing... Harry Styles. Just Harry Styles for a bargain of $20. And then on the same reel of ads as I was scrolling across, it showed me all of One Direction except for Zayn for $16

[@glue6679]

No Zayn? No deal, man. I need them all.

[@jeeode8289]

If I had 20 bucks I’m buying Harry Styles. I’m not even a fan, I just want to buy him.

[@emmersonrector6885]

I keep getting this ad of a woman wearing a.... Bandana but it's a crop top. I don't know what the hell they're advertising.

[@mileysreputation5608]

thats the best deal ever!! and its even better that there was no zayn sjkajsk

[@jdbeier8520]

You can have Harry for $20 or if you could take the the other members too we will give it to you for $16, we have so many Liam's in stock we need to start clearing them out

[@curlyfries2956]

My friend ordered something on wish. It’s been three years and it still hasn’t even shipped yet.....

[@iguanawithinternetaccess930]

WHAT

[@HawkTuahFan418]

excuse me WHATTTT 🤨

[@qwazard4149]

just keep waiting

[@Mitreme]

be patient

[@blushingrxes-quit7774]

Patience is a virtue. Jkjk

[@NoiseJunkieRecords]

@20:18 I think camera laws vary state to state. In MN you need "implied consent". I think this mostly applies to businesses, but basically - you don't have to explicitly tell someone they're being filmed, but you have to post a visible sign somewhere on the property that says that cameras exist on said property. Most businesses just put it on the door. I have no idea what the rules are in a private residence though.

[@legbird]

“You got the goods?” “Yea, i got the goods.” *_brings out bird in bird holder_* “Oh yea, thats the goods..”

[@christinemaurer4279]

Haha that's good

[@mistwithwings]

Christine Maurer do you mean heh thats the good?

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

@@mistwithwings I think he means "h that's good"

[@lucasalsa6132]

we're living in the worst timeline, kurtis forgot his extra greeting and danny didnt even use the outro song

[@mrschleeno]

Which outro song- He has too many to pick from at this point-

[@ee-lw8fq]

Blake Amberson true

[@scarlett5252]

Blake Amberson the one that goes “this video is over now (over now) go find something else to watch (or just watch this video again)”

[@gsiya4023]

@@scarlett5252 yeah true that's the official outro song

[@newta5208]

It's been tough getting by without my extra greeting 😓😥

[@ssepia_]

i always forget danny is married and NOT 19 years old edit: danny will be a father soon!!! congrats, danny and laura!

[@danas5846]

same LMAO whenever i remember he's married it feels weird

[@rottingfleshbreadstick7768]

12*

[@islaballard9594]

Oml sameeeee is when ever he and drew drink beer or whatever I’m like: BUT HE CANT DRINKKKKKK

[@brickyy3106]

Wait what.

[@lonerkid]

How old is he.....

[@paprikaeater]

IVE BEEN LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT THE “you can buy… *h u m a n t e e t h!* “ FOR SO LONG edit: ITS BEEN 12 DAYS AND IT STILL CRACKS ME UP SO MUCH

[@game_shork5661]

You were laughing for 12 days straight?

[@wolvie1618]

It's been two years for me, and it still makes me cackle

[@fusseld100]

Does it still make you laugh? Please come back and see, for science

[@Teachmepleaseeee]

This is the comment I was looking for

[@trappedinthewired]

this was our temu

[@sillygoobersupersilly]

fucking real still have no idea what happened to it

[@AnimeAngel32127]

He must've confused his beard oil with his 8-pack gel

[@Purelight-]

This needs more likes

[@somerandomdudelonelyAF]

Yeah I know

[@somerandomdudelonelyAF]

Lmao

[@alyssaalyssaalyssaa]

730th like brosky

[@aajaallen8237]

This is gold

[@laurasweightlossjourney]

The guy with all the body hair is like “oh shit, I knew I shouldn’t have washed my shirt with that beard oil.”

[@yotengo2807]

r

[@snowgames__]

Wish stole the picture from the person

[@NeptuneRuler]

Laura Smith I’m the 100th like be happy

[@filo4854]

Laura Smith The real question is why your watching Danny Gonzalez at 3:00 A.M....

[@laurasweightlossjourney]

The Yogurt Shop idr what time it was when I commented this, but I am new mom. I don’t get sleep. ETA: there’s never a bad time to be Greg.

[@chrishansen2409]

The craziest part is that the Los Angeles Lakers has wish as their sponsor.

[@redacted3309]

Christian Hansen thank you

[@papayasmith]

My sister made fun of me asking me why I had a Wish jersey 😣

[@khairunissamohiuddin3623]

Don't forget formula drift

[@Jope77]

@@AverageBoiz get views/subs for quality not shit like this

[@Noneofyourbyisness]

@@AverageBoiz keep it up man. All channel started from zero 👌🏾

[@Shekoodoo17]

0:14 this is my favorite intro danny has ever done 😭😭😭

[@isabellathetiger4802]

Fr i laughed so hard 😭

[@cessnacitation-x]

​@@isabellathetiger4802Could you avoid speaking? Forever? Thanks.

[@GabrielPerez-br5mm]

@@cessnacitation-x they said they laughed at the intro What’s so wrong about that 😭😭

[@kyrat7293]

I feel like wish is Amazon’s basement

[@excuseu2563]

LMAO perfectly said

[@Dragonandthesphinx]

Underrated comment.

[@peeler22345]

so true

[@paulamanning5053]

Wish is that one kid who eats paper in school.

[@excuseu2563]

Paula Manning Once I ate paper cause someone told me it tasted like tacos lmao

[@teacherlizzyliu3081]

I’m pretty sure Wish all comes from China. I moved to a small town in China in 2005 & was young & desperate to lose weight. I went to a pharmacy & bought the only thing with English words that seemed relevant. This bottle with a bikini clad blonde had the words “burn fat” on the front. I took the pills for three days and then flushed the bottle down the toilet because I worried my heart might stop. Why? For three days I wasn’t tired or hungry at all. I slept 3 hours a day, ate because it seemed like I should and had nervous energy. So, um, yeah… that 8 pack abs cream might have unintended side effects.

[@lailagroh1659]

That is pretty terrifying

[@Jeanette.P]

I kinda want some.

[@Angelcatlatteyt]

What was it called I might look into that?

[@angiemaestre638]

congratulations you were consuming amphetamines

[@Borktholemview]

YIKES!

[@ericaa2863]

I always imagine you saying: What’s up Greg I hope y’all are having a Greg day

[@clairedavies2061]

He does, however only for legendary Greg's ( This is a joke. )

[@saucegod8867]

Can’t unhear

[@justinlewis8897]

HA

[@tirigonometri]

epic comment

[@radaradaaa1]

no

[@JRS06]

Years later, and I still think of the "you can buy human teeth" song whenever I see the Disney logo.

[@nataliea.490]

Danny: *Talks about how you can buy teeth on Wish* Tooth fairy: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

[@isthatshadia]

Omg that's so funny lol

[@isthatshadia]

@@sophiaklimek4572 ??

[@PonManache]

That's just where the tooth fairy sells them

[@jonnysandwich8199]

Natalie A. an actual steal

[@RayeX]

You’re laughing. His underwear is literally on fire and you’re laughing.

[@anooska888]

AGHAHAH LMAOOO

[@RayeX]

@@anooska888 why are you laughing at such a tragedy

[@anooska888]

@@RayeX HELP IM LAUGHING MORE NOW VGFDCFHGDN

[@adoroselatte]

HELP 💀💀💀 HESBHSHSHSHSH

[@hat7475]

GWHAHAHAHAHS

[@reneekoziol8292]

Maybe the eight pack cream is just acid that burns away all the skin and fat so you can see the muscles

[@urdadsleftasshole69]

Yes. This is the best comment

[@bobgob4952]

Elena Koziol I would buy it

[@anuwilson9039]

@@bobgob4952 for 20 bucks

[@bobgob4952]

Anu Wilson I’m down

[@anuwilson9039]

@@bobgob4952 lol :D

[@alyssataylorsversion13]

w- we i- sell s- chicken h- helmets

[@reshpeck]

Heheh, this reminds me of Davie504 B.A.S.S. BASS Around Sthe Sworld

[@ananyabhatt6953]

w - we i - don’t s - know h - either

[@dead-strawberrie]

wait...

[@clxudii_ruru5709]

*gasp*

[@wokewublin]

W-We I-Iguana s-Snow h-Hike

[@alliexcx5576]

lmao

[@_4tr4mp0line]

@@wokewublin nice pfp

[@TindraSan]

"maybe there's a kink in the supply chain" maybe there's simply a kink

[@hat7475]

simply chain

[@ang3l_gutzz]

Simply

[@bluebados2179]

Kink chain

[@Cardinalt]

Kink chain

[@Braycoe]

Kink chain

[@KamilHenri]

Am I too close Danny? I can read your shirt... How much further should I be??

[@jacksonguite5830]

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IT SAYS

[@poojaaaaaaaaaaaa.a]

@@jacksonguite5830 if u can read this ur too close

[@JusKnowIssJay]

I think it says "if you can read this you are to close"

[@Coolerthan_u]

I think 6 feet maybe....

[@MrEyes-xh4bb]

*WHAT AM I, DANNY?!?*

[@qatonfire7476]

0:08 this randomly gets stuck in my head. I have caught myself SINGING THIS UNDER MY BREATH. This random line is now part of who I am and I *hate it*

[@ambermullins64]

I want to see an epic face off between the Wish spy camera and the Troom Troom spy umbrella

[@atanasmagdalinchev9535]

and the wish gps cheater defender and the troom troom gps spy tracker

[@TooMuchSoap]

Lmao yass he should lol

[@LavroseRovender]

Sameee

[@TooMuchSoap]

@rachel.hornung22 omg I almost forgot about it lol

[@KetsYok]

I got a wish ad to buy Harry styles for 6 dollars after this

[@atara500]

wow what a deal 😳

[@maddygreenb]

I got a wish ad for edibles

[@cheesecheese6950]

Did you buy him?

[@reamaeflorgelacio7056]

LMAO 😂

[@papayadoodlez9994]

Only 6 dollars

[@KickinRocks]

Danny: What did I search Alexa: Starts rapping Danny's search history

[@karysparker4158]

Jeff Bezos coded her to not say anything innapropriate tho

[@MsTiffanysfan]

Karys Parker r/whoosh u dum dum

[@JohnFitzgerald-Kennedy]

*beatboxing* Joseph Stalin rule 34

[@Hapepn]

He’s hiding the truth

[@EmDoesNotExist]

k does it hurt to r/whoosh someone when you didn’t get the joke they made?

[@Nia-Jean]

I find myself commenting 2 years after this video came out because I never knew I needed a shirt that says "If you can read this shirt" with mad emojis on it and explosions, but then that's it. Nothing else. Just "if you can read this shirt"

[@marquisdeseins]

Welcome back to another episode of being wildly distracted by Danny’s shirt

[@potatoboy3465]

Hahahahaha

[@gabehedge]

If you can read this you're what?

[@gabehedge]

@Sarah Bennett nvm it says "if you can read this you're too close"

[@annad3235]

Yesssss😂😂😂

[@MicioB]

FOUND THE ANSWER AT 15:49 😚💕✌️

[@JusticeJ.07]

Google Search History: “Top ten dare devil chickens who need tongue transplants”

[@zoskaa321]

Underrated comment

[@briezeee]

Very underrated

[@hat7475]

Mmmmmveryy

[@need4speed5353]

I tired looking that up and I sadly got nothing

[@Vulnresati]

Underrayray underatatateded underdunderdunderated comment. Under. Rated. Un. Un. Rated underneath. Below. Below rated underrated. Comment is underrated. Underated comentio. Beneath rations. Rations are low. Low rations no food. Underated reply. Underated commented underate. The rate has been under the comment the whole time. I couldn't find the rate but it was below the comment, but how did it get below the comment to begin with? Well we hired a group of scientists to tell us how comments work. Underated Scientists. Underrated comment scientists. Commenters rate under it. Commenters rate the video under the video, so does that mean all commenters are underaters? Underated comment. More likes on comment required to reach normal rated status. Too many likes with reach overated states, and Ill be a little peeved. Under Ray "Ted" Comment. Rey Skywalker. The rise of Skywalker is rated under standard. It's not underated, it's rated under.

[@kodicore]

“If you can read this, you’re too close”. Guess we gotta step back, man.

[@taylordelronio8030]

*backs phone away from face*

[@OrangeDrinkOfficial]

Every now and then I’ll come back to this video to remember to buy my human teeth.

[@shawarmamonkey1238]

"You wanna see my collection?" "Sure, of what, stamps?" "No *T O N G U E S*

[@AirLight1646]

“Is it a stamp collection?” *” H U M A N T E E T H”*

[@moaPro]

“no, *C A T B L I N D F O L D S* “

[@jetscorner]

“No, *A N A L L Y O F S T R A Y C A T S* “

[@michealmyers7165]

No my collection of “corn boats”

[@SomeRando369]

" no my collection of C H I C K E N H E L M E T S"

[@raspberrypop]

Okay so I literally have bought those teeth as part of my daughter's maybe too realistic tooth fairy halloween costume. 10/10 would recommend

[@AliensAreNoobs]

Why did you need extra teeth for that costume? Did she walk around with just a bag of teeth and quarters?

[@lonaameera376]

@@AliensAreNoobs y e p

[@nxzmii9832]

@@lonaameera376 sounds fun

[@jakobyarns4369]

Hmm

[@raspberrypop]

@@AliensAreNoobs Yes, exactly. I sewed her a see through bag and she wrote "TEETH" on it. It was rather amazing.

[@jackieweaver3884]

green screen: * exists * danny: *_it's free real estate_*

[@ButterflyRoses-]

Green screen: * exists * Kurtis: -yee yee-

[@laughpolice9068]

What a poorly unoriginal joke

[@jackieweaver3884]

@@laughpolice9068 made you reply tho 🤷

[@hellochildren3780]

"Hard and slippery, just what the ladies want." Is a great out of context line lol

[@sarahhoward6409]

“Wait- that’s not a hamster! What happened to the hamster?! We had a hamster!!”

[@heshamkaram5271]

Sarah Howard kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@Hi-bf4ed]

IT WAS A FREAKING CHIPMUNK WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLe it would be was easier with a hamster

[@kateemma22]

What did that chipmunk do?!?!

[@PGOuma]

🐿

[@terter7377]

“Let’s together Chicken Helmets” Oof I don’t know what I’m doing

[@terter7377]

Just noticed there was another comment about this. Sorry I wasn’t trying to copy

[@kaylajoconnell]

are the chickens going to together bath too?

[@calebbb_c]

let’s together slide 🧚🏻✨💕🤩😍😌🤪🥰😩🤓🤯😂

[@anonymousaccount1417]

As a member of Greg I demand to see this internet search history that lead to the chicken helmets!

[@mish1311]

And the tongues!

[@gab4751]

I second this call to action. Greg is a democracy and the people should get what they want!

[@player7props791]

I second this!

[@StarsOnTheR00f]

As a family we have the right to know!

[@anonymousaccount1417]

All in favor say I 🤣🤣

[@murphthegangster]

That Wish jingle is gonna be stuck in my head for the rest of time

[@maygel]

"Hey, this might be dangerous! BUY NOW!" _-Cigarette companies with their extremely graphic warnings on the box_

[@yotengo2807]

graphic

[@angiewinchester3384]

@@yotengo2807 its pretty graphic where I live..

[@pissoff152]

I had nightmares about the woman coughing up blood and the man with the black lungs and gums...

[@TheDracoChick]

“WARNING: Your unborn baby may look fucked up If you use our product.”

[@SigmaSigmaBoy-m2b]

@@pissoff152 thats the point of them. To make you never want to look at it and hence never buy

[@unrealcolby]

Let’s together wish

[@thenickster_fr]

Let’s together wish! Let’s together wish! Come come everybody just come!

[@skullspook1077]

ah yes

[@DorianTMChannel]

@@thenickster_fr just COME!

[@_melodyx]

Wish together let's

[@thenickster_fr]

DorianTM just come over here... *LETS* *TOGETHER* *WISH*

[@digitaldrvgs]

I got a wish ad for "fun party straws" They were crack pipes

[@amogoose3002]

They can still be fun party straws tho! :)

[@DrPunish427]

Save the turtles

[@onioncookie.]

Id rather just use both sides of a red vine or a twizzler

[@EE-oo5ex]

@Cloudy DreamsThey changed to *10$ Darn.*

[@ericasboring]

Digital Goth I-

[@centerofyourworld]

You’re 27??? Just started watching 2 years later and you look the same so I genuinely concluded you were like… much younger. Wow. Good job!

[@brittanylaviolette7378]

These products are what 10 year old me thought was sold on the black market.

[@jessicahoward9046]

I used to think that the black market was quite literally a market that was all black so when you went there there were black curtains and things everywhere