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WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on KZbin, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
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[@edef1244]

"It's called Wish, because you wish it was just a little better" -Safiya Nygaard, don't remember what year 2018 prolly

[@zanderbraincinemas6126]

Yozuru Probably not prolly

[@edef1244]

@@zanderbraincinemas6126 Perhaps

[@80o8i35]

@@edef1244 mayhaps

[@edef1244]

@@80o8i35 of unknown certainty

[@yestheyaremyclipshi643]

@@80o8i35 probhaps

[@fff5671]

wish is like Troom Troom, but instead of a useless DIY project you just skip all the DIY steps and buy the sad end result

[@lindseythespy8208]

thank you

[@s.d..]

😁😆

[@partyplatterz1470]

Lmao that’s so true.

[@vincessvi]

Facts. Straight facts

[@coffinman1217]

XD

[@CodIsGod420]

My friend Greg watched this and was like “How the fuck does he know my name”

[@calowenby1654]

Haha nice.

[@mozorellastick2583]

Haha nice.

[@undisturbedbeans]

Haha nice.

[@princessconsuelabanana-ham3463]

Haha nice.

[@supatater5830]

Haha nice.

[@shr00mski]

“Fear of not being used” is like fomo for inanimate objects

[@milodoesntknow2090]

fear of missing use

[@-psilo-9071]

toy story

[@gonk9344]

@@-psilo-9071 succinct and to the point

[@Indigo-ns3hd]

Sounds kinky but ok

[@h.sm222]

“if you can read this you’re too close” I’m on the other side of the world, what else do you want me to do?

[@syrup4835]

Launch yourself into the solar system. You’re too close

[@hannah3970]

Go far, far away. The next galaxy should be adequate

[@kdop]

idk

[@EulaliaDaisy]

what if i just have good eyesight?

[@lizziex7117]

get in a black hole - now

[@ghoulstreet]

One dollar, for thirty feral cats. Seems like a steal to me

[@atheenajade6863]

for real!!!

[@sharrelsoldaccount1325]

Honestly, I prefer chicken helmets.

[@minusmimik8622]

Litteraly because the cats are probably stolen

[@kaimerradraws5250]

My f###ing wish came true.. Noway!! A katana with which to .. Ahemm.. Thank the creators of these prroducts Im crying so hard right now ლಥmಥლ

[@olivia5094]

This was funny

[@Moonii-Cat]

Fun fact: chicken helmets are actually used to help hens because the roosters are really agressive when mating and pull feathers out of their heads. So yeah! They tend to not work unless the hens have really small combs (peacombs).

[@hray2797]

Thanks

[@fungustheclown666]

There is also chicken saddles for that same reason. I have some

[@Moonii-Cat]

@@fungustheclown666 yes!

[@scottyboy76567]

The alley of feral cats actually made me breakdown laughing for a solid 5 minutes, thank you

[@ScrewgeMcF_ck]

Some may ask, “How long do products from Wish take to arrive?” Well, put it this way. My girlfriend and I wanted matching rings because she found some on the site she thought were cute, so I bought them for us. They took so long to arrive, we’d already broken up...... I WISH I was joking.

[@taj5135]

Haha what’d you do with the rings?

[@rehnaanliker6972]

Im very sorry and i hope you are doing great, but also thats fucking funny

[@humnaali5759]

Haha at the pun, sorry about everything else. But hey, you have 2 rings - a spare in case you lose one :D

[@brittanyleighisme5705]

Aw man. I'm sorry ://

[@CT-se8vn]

Oh my

[@Toyaffection]

wish: the reverse tooth fairy. takes a dollar and gives you teeth

[@ChefSporty]

LMFAOO

[@ashesspookybae]

PLEASE ☠☠✋✋✋

[@luennii]

LMAKDISIAIAHAHSYA

[@thegenderman8582]

Underrated. I mean, it came out a week ago but a lot people have watched this in the past week, right?

[@thornsonarose7313]

That also applies to dentist's

[@calowenby1654]

“He got snacks, and they were $36,” got me.

[@rustythefoxcoon5143]

Bruh need them snacks tho. He’ll do anything.

[@Changing_Subjects]

✍

[@Salaar-Ali]

danny is the best person to watch while eating food

[@goatmom1346]

Agreed 👌

[@truffles3859]

yeah

[@annagornas3572]

My coffee went completely cold because I was scared to drink it while watching this video.

[@kialo2085]

Constant spit-takes 😂

[@pandasel]

I’m eating some fruit rn and I can confirm

[@ananyabhatt6953]

w - we i - don’t s - know h - either

[@dead-strawberrie]

wait...

[@clxudii_ruru5709]

*gasp*

[@chuuyasrealhusband]

W-We I-Iguana s-Snow h-Hike

[@alliexcx5576]

lmao

[@tophermybel0ved]

@@chuuyasrealhusband nice pfp

[@maxp6740]

WARNING: DO NOT HARNESS A HAMSTER Not only is it bad for their back, and will likely break their fragile bones, it will also turn into a chipmunk EDIT: Despite the chipmunk joke, I am being serious. It's a big problem. Harnessing such a little thing puts tremendous stress on its back, and it could die. Even with more robust animals like Guinea Pigs, it's still a bad idea. If you pull too hard, you could easily kill your pet. Just a PSA, DO NOT harness small animals. If you want to take them somewhere, hold them gently and place them in a playpen or other structure. Invest in a travel-sized cage. Don't take your tiny friends outside in these harnesses, they could very well die. Please don't harness your little friends.

[@cnocnaemily]

I do what I want

[@imeepysleepy]

@@cnocnaemily Nooo don't do it

[@kleanovodust-bin69]

@@imeepysleepy harness a hamster go brrrrr

[@heystobit2160]

I'm a hamster bish

[@juice4249]

Ok then. Let me turn cheap to cheap

[@StrayStayKidsYT]

I love when Danny gets silly. Maybe goofy. Sometimes wacky.

[@xtoothpick63]

Wrong channel 😠

[@StrayStayKidsYT]

@@xtoothpick63 damn it this is the worst day of my life I should unsubscribe at this point 💔

[@TheVirakahScale]

Technically the bluetooth tag starts beeping when it's out of bluetooth range, letting you know the tag has traveled far from you. It's sort of a 'Wait you forgot your keys!' alarm

[@kyrat7293]

I feel like wish is Amazon’s basement

[@excuseu2563]

LMAO perfectly said

[@arandomstrangerontheintern9257]

Underrated comment.

[@izzieisdizzy1376]

so true

[@paulamanning5053]

Wish is that one kid who eats paper in school.

[@excuseu2563]

Paula Manning Once I ate paper cause someone told me it tasted like tacos lmao

[@rileypine4524]

the question is why WOULDN’T you want a chicken helmet

[@carliesapienza7016]

exactly

[@valeriecarpenter7459]

We’re asking the real questions

[@glamoire7882]

I don’t even need a chicken to want a chicken helmet.

[@ohyeahyeah533]

The truth has been spoken

[@harsdensus88]

For SAFETY reason duh... Definetly you are not working at poultry...

[@Shekoodoo17]

0:14 this is my favorite intro danny has ever done 😭😭😭

[@Bunnie_Gutz]

5:54 this just gave me flashbacks to when I was 8 years old, and I would play animal crossing city folk on my wii, but I was 8 so I always forgot to save it. I would get SO ANGRY when Resetti would come and yell at me that I would yell back at him. My family was concerned. Good times😊☺️

[@toasterman40]

My lights flickered when danny said "H U M A N T E E T H"

[@dawnwalker388]

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[@jacksongraffigna]

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[@katreal000]

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[@yassjun4309]

Dude Danny is in your house

[@drippyphil6201]

Conclusion Danny is a witch

[@jacobthecreator3033]

It’s like the kid friendly black market

[@margaritaann3673]

L O L

[@00wolfQUEEN]

Im sorry. Kid friendly?

[@wyattxu9765]

whos gonna tell him that it is?

[@Jack-zp3cx]

I just got a wish ad on this video because of course

[@flawedsanity]

I mean... It's more like the.. black market without drugs? I do get a lot of ads for crack pipes from wish but. Not actual crack. So.

[@cheeseandcrackers.]

IVE BEEN LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT THE “you can buy… *h u m a n t e e t h!* “ FOR SO LONG edit: ITS BEEN 12 DAYS AND IT STILL CRACKS ME UP SO MUCH

[@game_shork5661]

You were laughing for 12 days straight?

[@wolvie1618]

It's been two years for me, and it still makes me cackle

[@fusseld100]

Does it still make you laugh? Please come back and see, for science

[@user-pl4wr6sd5d]

This is the comment I was looking for

[@cherriecore]

this is my comfort video along with the ratatoing + the panda video, i've rewatched those so many times and i never get tired of them

[@heymamasyves1767]

The video isnt over. The song didnt play, danny. I want an apology video.

[@notkai3405]

Yeah

[@mayehoffman4253]

It's Kurtis all over again...

[@amna8875]

#dannygonzalezisoverparty

[@unsuborsatanwillhauntyou6048]

This video is over now.. over now.. you'll find something else to watch... (Or just watching this video again) I know we had a lot a fun... But you can't stay on this end screen forever.. now, this video is over now...

[@heymamasyves1767]

@@unsuborsatanwillhauntyou6048 thank you. I'm satisfied now

[@amethyst1989]

*this is just the most elaborate sponsorship ever and you can’t tell me otherwise*

[@theletter5664]

This isn't the most elaborate sponsorship ever and I'm telling you otherwise

[@user-zj6fc4rd4f]

@@theletter5664 impossible! You can't!

[@thearkticgamer6811]

Nina Y It says so right here sir m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@canariez]

MitchAnimates i cant believe i just got rick rolled

[@zacharyscala7453]

@@canariez dont ruin it

[@remustherat]

16:29 new vocal stim dropped

[@OrangeDrinkOfficial]

Every now and then I’ll come back to this video to remember to buy my human teeth.

[@emilyogletree8382]

finally, a beard oil that can turn babies into ed sheeran

[@PD-ug5vf]

My mama don’t like you and she likes when I don’t cry

[@cathyg6594]

@@PD-ug5vf please, shut up.

[@alittlebitd3ad]

@@PD-ug5vf that's... Justin

[@PD-ug5vf]

MatchStick Animations who wrote the song.

[@zanonymousruiz9697]

I haven’t watched the video yet, and I am very confused

[@KillerKoifish]

Wish is the closest thing to the black market that's not the black market.

[@grim8176]

Kid friendly black market

[@iptg2673]

@@grim8176 "Kid friendly" is over-selling it

[@godofchaosandmadness7998]

The black market is scared of wish

[@patchedout___3195]

I would rather shop on the black market than wish

[@akeishaalconbueno6266]

asigoneesrheuongtuosrbndozbgf *H E AR T ATT AC K INT EN SIFIE S*

[@NosebleeddeGroselha]

I believe the bird holder might be for veterinary use? I remember quite a few times I saw people trying to rescue hurt pidgeons on the street and they struggle a lot while being handled, a device like that would be helpful. But I never had to handle a bird myself and I’m not a bird specialist, so don’t quote me on that

[@stupid4parx_]

The "envy others on the internet" thing is suggesting that you can film videos similar to all the cute/funny pet videos you see in the internet

[@rahrahrah_]

my grandpa is listening to church on the radio and when danny said “i’ve been trying to get an eight pack all my life”, he said “amen.”

[@gachakingston9240]

I saw 19 likes so had to also it's rare for a like from me so be gratefull

[@croc4869]

Gacha Kingston don’t tell people to be grateful for a useless like. No one cares

[@chrisp.lettuce8900]

@@porygone-s 3 people cared enough to comment on it

[@butterflyexists]

@@gachakingston9240 20 likes isn't even a substantial number..? also, why do you have to reply just to say you liked the comment? and why is it rare? it has no value whatsoever..?

[@daisybell9051]

OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOOOoOOOOOoO

[@AnimeAngel32127]

He must've confused his beard oil with his 8-pack gel

[@Purelight-]

This needs more likes

[@somerandomdudelonelyAF]

Yeah I know

[@somerandomdudelonelyAF]

Lmao

[@alyssasbowlofsoup1046]

730th like brosky

[@aajaallen8237]

This is gold

[@justkittensbeingkittens5892]

TO BE FAIR; I do actually use the cat blindfold on my horrible little hellspawn to trim her claws. She was traumatized at the vet when she was a baby so she completely flips out. You can wrap them up so they don’t scratch you but she also bites. She also has to be drugged with gabapentin. And that damn cat won’t eat food with the powder in it so I need to find another way :/ I’ve literally never had any cat anywhere near this bad with trimming claws, I’ve fostered 170.

[@kelmoment]

fostering seems super hard ❤ you're a great person for helping those animals :)

[@dogejr1]

imagine that one guy named greg who knows he is being addressed specifically

[@KetsYok]

I got a wish ad to buy Harry styles for 6 dollars after this

[@atara500]

wow what a deal 😳

[@maddygreenb]

I got a wish ad for edibles

[@cheesecheese6950]

Did you buy him?

[@reamaeflorgelacio7056]

LMAO 😂

[@papayadoodlez9994]

Only 6 dollars

[@grimmithkitten1700]

Danny should sell the poster of him with an inhaler as his merch

[@ham_sammy]

I'd buy it

[@hobeypeterson628]

i would cop it doe😳😳

[@CatWizard08]

Yea

[@sopbia]

Jayden McDow ok great. a channel plug. thanks

[@elizahamilton6265]

Lmao I'd buy one the second he launched it and my mom would be like, "Honey, why do you have a poster of some guy with an inhaler put up in your room?" And I'd be like "You wouldn't understand."

[@sadie.snickerdoodle550]

8:11 ed sheeran

[@LilyHunt-mi8ql]

Leave the gingers alone

[@a.sapphic.Magnus.Chase.]

@@LilyHunt-mi8ql no

[@thecolorfulgenius5873]

Underrated comment

[@murphthegangster]

That Wish jingle is gonna be stuck in my head for the rest of time

[@rory3657]

I like that slogan ‘Wish.com... we don’t know either’

[@meowtherainbowx4163]

You gotta give virtually no shits to run a site like that tbh

[@aaaaahhhhh2703]

@@meowtherainbowx4163 ye, it really should be illegal.

[@ThePianiolist]

Plot twist: The eight pack cream just burns your skin and fat off, literally just falls off, and you just see your raw abdominal muscles

[@flipposlippo1510]

That sounds pretty cool tbh

[@shinyun3080]

I mean... Your probably not wrong...

[@neoagent3]

yeowch

[@tigerkat4419]

Never go hunger again

[@skymonk-mckenzie8993]

Attack on titan theme starts

[@ZackBurnsOG]

12:00 I actually bought one of those mini cameras off wish like that because my kid, who was like 7 at the time, wanted to catch a video of the tooth fairy. We setup the motion activated night mode and hid it in her room when she lost her tooth, and then I spent all night editing in video footage of the a cartoon wisp in her room flying to her pillow and back out of the room and put the video back on the camera. The next day we checked the camera and she saw the footage and was just so excited about it. She went on and on about it for over a year.

[@selma7452]

That’s really sweet! You seem like a good parent 🫶

[@smurfdroppin2971]

6:48 are we just gonna ignore the fact that is says "for people men and women" in the top left lol

[@Gafafsg]

The three genders

[@keyau2363]

Plot twist: Wish is run by dentists who want to get rid of their patients teeth

[@boombam1141]

O.O-

[@goaway9290]

I-.....probably wouldn't be surprised...tehe

[@linecya5347]

that explains why the tongue is there

[@SirrSerpent]

eli p', Does it?!

[@SirrSerpent]

eli p', Also love your pfp. It’s so cute!

[@reveluviex]

My fav song: wHeN yOu WiSh On WiSh. CoM, yOu CaN bUy *HuMaN tEeTh*

[@andromeda1ce]

I looped the intro about seven times before starting the actual video.

[@lynndoesntexist]

tbh I thought he was gonna end the song with sOmEOnE's mOM

[@romam.3032]

@@andromeda1ce Same I couldn't stop laughing

[@blandymcblanderson7745]

*HUMAN TEETH*

[@meinmiku8306]

omg i love your profile picture dora

[@NoiseJunkieRecords]

@20:18 I think camera laws vary state to state. In MN you need "implied consent". I think this mostly applies to businesses, but basically - you don't have to explicitly tell someone they're being filmed, but you have to post a visible sign somewhere on the property that says that cameras exist on said property. Most businesses just put it on the door. I have no idea what the rules are in a private residence though.

[@centerofyourworld]

You’re 27??? Just started watching 2 years later and you look the same so I genuinely concluded you were like… much younger. Wow. Good job!

[@chrishansen2409]

The craziest part is that the Los Angeles Lakers has wish as their sponsor.

[@redacted3309]

Christian Hansen thank you

[@papayasmith]

My sister made fun of me asking me why I had a Wish jersey 😣

[@khairunissamohiuddin3623]

Don't forget formula drift

[@Jope77]

@@AverageBoiz get views/subs for quality not shit like this

[@Noneofyourbyisness]

@@AverageBoiz keep it up man. All channel started from zero 👌🏾

[@chuul1417]

Danny’s shirt - IF YOU CAN READ THIS SHIRT YOU’RE TOO CLOSE Me, on the other side of the globe - look man I’m trying my best

[@iprobablydontlikeyou7416]

😂 lmao

[@peachberrypie]

Same, smh

[@aloeveralover8085]

Copied comment

[@partIycIoudy]

Blue boxy Xoxo who cares lol

[@trollsdontgetblocked9941]

Grow a wee wee with M E N S T E A

[@bobbiwib]

The thing about Wish that always draws me in is that.. like.. it’s not totally insane. The bird holder thing could be a useful device to hold pigeons still while you clip netting off their toes (I’ve seen homemade/ DIY ones that look similar) and for a lot of animals their stress levels go down when you cover their eyes. There’s a sound idea there based on reality. I consistently get the ad for an alley of stray cats, and I think it’s for catnip seeds? And sure, we’ve all heard the tale about someone’s grandma wanting catnip planted over their memorial instead of cut flowers so. Fine. I’m on board with all that, it’s just the leaps in logic Wish expects you to make. I could be wrong about all of this though, because even once I gave them my details the whole page was in German? Maybe? And when I used google translate to find the settings and clicked on English, it logged me out

[@hollystar311]

I'm pretty sure the "cat blindfolds" are cat muzzles as well so not quite as insane

[@Nia-Jean]

I find myself commenting 2 years after this video came out because I never knew I needed a shirt that says "If you can read this shirt" with mad emojis on it and explosions, but then that's it. Nothing else. Just "if you can read this shirt"

[@lvbboi9]

"1 dollar, for 30 feral cats" *D E A L* Edit: *C O R N B O A T* *_1 0 0 D O L L A R S_* Edit 2: I will now add even more quotes _issababywithabeard_ W H Ā Ť A Đ Í § A Ś T E R _well das prolly not good_

[@lucy_goose]

I have found my people 🐱

[@stonkman9630]

100 divided by 30 equals 3.33 Each cat is worth 3 cents idk can they go a bit lower its a bit overpriced

[@CatBat14]

YES I NOW NEED 30 FERAL CATS

[@ubt__________]

@@lucy_goose your cat is cute

[@yellowsunfish4219]

🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱

[@sammcfadden487]

The inhaler wall decal looks like Danny’s shotgunning a glass of milk

[@neilyworm]

Sam McFadden an l-shaped glass of milk

[@kazuhaluvr6151]

omg I thought so too like if you glance at it it looks like a glass of milk

[@cheshirecat4287]

Oh, I thought it was a glass of milk, and I always thought that was weird, but it’s Danny so....

[@partIycIoudy]

Oh thats what i thought was happening the whole time 😂

[@mayonnaisequeen1513]

I cant unsee that now

[@chelseylin6724]

9:45 how has no one noticed that on the screen where it says “size” …it just says “No WiFi” like they didn’t even get the “color” description right either 😂😂

[@ariebirb]

the “bird cage” item at 2:18 is a device used by vets for like distributing shots and stuff

[@kingrei9014]

Plot twist: Wish is actually an organisation that works for the dark web

[@elenawolter9503]

I bet the company is smuggling drugs or something

[@beige4104]

Wouldnt be much of a surprise if you ask me

[@mataj0to561]

Elena Wolter they sold Glock full auto selector switched but the atf shut it down I was gonna but one but didn’t have money it’s on google I think

[@amyjade9538]

They ‘wish’ to steal all of your limbs and ship you plastic ones 😌✌️

[@kingrei9014]

They sell human teeth, Thats probably traumatizing for a kid to see online, Guns, Drugs, human parts is probably to the extreme level

[@galactic7458]

You’re acting like owning a Chicken Helmet™️ is a bad thing

[@myrrosen3167]

"1 dollar, for 30 feral cats" D E A L

[@wepti8753]

How did you add the “TM” after “Chicken helmet”?

[@wepti8753]

Is there a special button on mobile?

[@galactic7458]

@@wepti8753 it’s an emoji

[@wepti8753]

@@galactic7458 Oh okay, I don’t think I can use it because I’m on PC and the emojis we get are limited, but thanks

[@rantaytay]

Watching this episode felt more like watching a rick and morty inter-dimensional cable commercial 😂😂😂

[@JustBe_Zen]

I showed this channel to my grandpa named Greg and when Danny said “What’s up Greg” he threw the food across the room

[@unrealcolby]

Let’s together wish

[@thenickster_fr]

Let’s together wish! Let’s together wish! Come come everybody just come!

[@skullspook1077]

ah yes

[@DorianTMChannel]

@@thenickster_fr just COME!

[@_melodyx]

Wish together let's

[@thenickster_fr]

DorianTM just come over here... *LETS* *TOGETHER* *WISH*

[@RayeX]

You’re laughing. His underwear is literally on fire and you’re laughing.

[@anooska888]

AGHAHAH LMAOOO

[@RayeX]

@@anooska888 why are you laughing at such a tragedy

[@anooska888]

@@RayeX HELP IM LAUGHING MORE NOW VGFDCFHGDN

[@adoroselatte]

HELP 💀💀💀 HESBHSHSHSHSH

[@hat7475]

GWHAHAHAHAHS

[@holylordfrogbean]

I know this video is 3 years old but it reminds me of how i get recommended the strangest advertisements on youtube. I dont know what i searched or watched for me to weird innapropriate advertisements of action games and scammy gambling games. Its almost like my algorithm for advertisements is broken while my one for videos is just fine. KZbin and many other apps have bugs anyway. Im just worried that me reporting the ads arent doing anything.

[@Posh_Quack]

“Why would you buy human teeth?” “Maybe there’s a kink… …in the supple chain.”

[@Posh_Quack]

Ah damnit it’s 1am I cant type sorry

[@nataliea.490]

Danny: *Talks about how you can buy teeth on Wish* Tooth fairy: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

[@isthatshadia]

Omg that's so funny lol

[@isthatshadia]

@@sophiaklimek4572 ??

[@Joel-qz7hi]

That's just where the tooth fairy sells them

[@jonnysandwich8199]

Natalie A. an actual steal

[@siriuslyconfused1]

I bought the hamster harness, they don’t have a hamster in the picture because no self respecting hamster will allow themselves to be harnessed, they just go squish and turn into a liquid and escape. Also the leash part is only about two feet long, so if you’re over about... two and a half feet tall your hamster would just be dangling from a string in the air.

[@miaalmeida4787]

a hamster harness pushes their organs u shouldnt do this

[@eleri_theda]

imagine looking out your window and u see someone crawling down the sidewalk walking their hamster

[@hoarsecorpse]

Don’t do this with hammies, they’re too smol. It’s better for guinea pigs but you should invest in a more expensive one so the baby doesn’t get too stressed form having a tight harness

[@lilj3045]

I used to walk my rabbits and ferrets out on the street but the only thing is u can’t let them run around like my dog

[@itswromicaxo]

@@hoarsecorpse no it's not good for guinea pigs bc they can break their back

[@UnknownUnknown-ql5du]

"He probably can't breathe"

[@skullylad]

"They're not your teeth, but they can be." Oh no.

[@EmilZo]

😂😂👌👌

[@ooooooooo9548]

Like

[@spicemoss]

"They're your teeth, but not for long!"

[@spoopydoge4356]

The video isn’t over, the song didn’t play. WHEN WILL THE VIDEO END DAN

[@rohanimations]

First Kurtis forgets the extra greeting, now Danny forgets the end card song. 😓😪

[@spriteman6929]

e

[@Lee-fk9sh]

NY

[@kirrajordan]

I feel strangely uncomfortable with you calling him Dan..

[@rohanimations]

Alexandra Davies hopefully he doesn’t forget to say “hey guy” at the start of the vid. 😰😰

[@goosecalledjesus]

i have literally never laughed harder at a video

[@heartz4gracie]

fr same

[@ihearteminem05]

“You can buy….. *hUmAn TeEtH* ”

[@lucasalsa6132]

we're living in the worst timeline, kurtis forgot his extra greeting and danny didnt even use the outro song

[@kingpuppy8302]

Which outro song- He has too many to pick from at this point-

[@ee-lw8fq]

Blake Amberson true

[@scarlett5252]

Blake Amberson the one that goes “this video is over now (over now) go find something else to watch (or just watch this video again)”

[@gsiya4023]

@@scarlett5252 yeah true that's the official outro song

[@newta5208]

It's been tough getting by without my extra greeting 😓😥

[@sek0ya]

" Hard and slippery, just how the ladies like it!" uH

[@heshamkaram5271]

Quora kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@totagarboua8540]

OMG HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THIS I-

[@PIZAA133]

oh to read without my eyes ➖👄➖

[@purplecatonbroadway]

I mean he's not wrong

[@z.98816]

I know right..

[@syzygy4270]

I got a concussion last friday and I have just been watching Danny for the past couple days. 10/10 recovery method

[@lee.lee.n]

Omg...hope u are feeling better!

[@zealand_08]

Laura in the microwave filming Danny cook: 👁👄👁

[@j.f8242]

I FEEL SO BAD BECAUSE THIS WAS LIKE 5 MONTHS AGO AND YESTERDAY I GOT AN AD OF WISH THAT WAS *LITERALLY* A HORSE JUST STANDING WITH THE $19 IN THE CORNER I WAS LIKE ?????

[@reamaeflorgelacio7056]

LMFAOOOOOO

[@caroline9844]

Poor horse

[@isabellathesnowleopard1812]

_I'm an right here_

[@bananasare_revolting]

I got one with a picture of two babies and it said *"$1 newborn"* *T ha nk y o u F L I p a C L I p a D s*

[@NachoTaco112]

LOL Once I got an ad for wish and it was literally a child for $3

[@larkspur1517]

The best out of context Danny Gonzales quote of 2020: “I have no tit. Capisce?”

[@SamEsss]

Trying to resist....arghhh....ahhh.....it’s capisce

[@aerielblair8333]

@@SamEsss thank you

[@SchrodringersEclipse]

Nah it's when you wish on wish. com you can buy HUMAN TEETH

[@firefox8594]

Leo Draws nah because you know it about wish so it’s obvious

[@user-ud9xc1hr3g]

"Capish" is just the Wish version of "capisce".

[@Coolfat13]

"$1 for 30 ferrel cats" 💀

[@spiritedaway0tutu]

For those genuinely curious about the fake teeth, they are for crafting. Horror decorations in particular often use realistic fake human and animal teeth.

[@eeeellie]

I once got advertised a "golden metal spoon use for sniffer snorter snuff powder spoon"

[@eeeellie]

every so often I come across the screenshot I took like oh, this is a thing that shouldn't be

[@danas5846]

beautiful, really. love sniffing snorting and sniffing powder from a golden metal spoon

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

that sounds like something you use to snort cocaine

[@kirstenkeggie8746]

i wake up and boom im a rat it is

[@1967buickriviera]

i wake up and boom im a rat Your username is beautiful XD

[@ericaa2863]

I always imagine you saying: What’s up Greg I hope y’all are having a Greg day

[@clairedavies2061]

He does, however only for legendary Greg's ( This is a joke. )

[@saucegod8867]

Can’t unhear

[@justinlewis8897]

HA

[@tirigonometri]

epic comment

[@radaradaaa1]

no

[@froglover1]

Danny in the back isn’t drinking water in the back poster he’s drinking from the fountain of youth HE LITERALLY NEVER AGES

[@islandburgoyne]

12:20 it was probably some like chinese advert thats been poorly translated so thats why it doesnt make a lot of sense

[@mill-e9771]

If his pants are on fire does that mean hes a liar. Conspiracy theory: they're lying about it being able to set ur pants on fire.

[@drealbean4468]

If you say the tea sets your pants on fire while you're drinking said tea but it doesn't, would your pants still light on fire?

[@isabellaseemann4273]

your username gives me life

[@phobepotatoegirlpretty5774]

Liar liar pants on fire is the tea’s slogan

[@phobepotatoegirlpretty5774]

How to tell if someone’s lying? Make them drink the tea and it’ll light their pants on fire!

[@mill-e9771]

@Hal Moore @Isabella Seemann thx

[@rachelcopper7414]

the cat blindfolds are muzzles for groomers and vets.....hope that eases some nerves lmao

[@ruesylvester]

it's still unsettling and sad to think that people have probably used stuff like this to abuse cats and other animals :(

[@saltt2069]

Yeah..

[@mariahmorales5616]

I’m planing to be a vet

[@Benjamin-qd4ly]

@@mariahmorales5616 cool :)! I kind of want to do the same thing!

[@mariahmorales5616]

@@Benjamin-qd4ly 👍

[@maggies9543]

The guy selling teeth definitely is a murderer tryna cover his tracks 💀

[@Eila-fp7tb]

1. Debut 2. Paper rings 3. Harry Styles 4. Olive Garden 5. Ocean blue eyes looking in mine

[@curlyfries2956]

My friend ordered something on wish. It’s been three years and it still hasn’t even shipped yet.....

[@iguanawithinternetaccess930]

WHAT

[@Chireon]

excuse me WHATTTT 🤨

[@qwazard4149]

just keep waiting

[@Mitreme]

be patient

[@blushingrxes-quit7774]

Patience is a virtue. Jkjk

[@duygutezcan3341]

Hamster harness is something Jenna Marbles needed once in her life

[@summersnostalgia9915]

Noooo they are horrible for hamsters :(

[@dessie201]

@@summersnostalgia9915 LET ME TAKE MY FRIGGEN HAMSTER FOR A WALK DUDE!!

[@sydney6903]

RIP AD 😪

[@sparrowandalex6386]

True

[@waving7083]

Destiny Fisher ok, so you want to injure your hamster? do research when you get a pet dude, hamster lives matter too

[@ljames430_]

Seeing the baby with the beard made me laugh for a minute straight and I don’t know why

[@Nexalian_Gamer]

I actually bought that men's tea from Wish once. And I can confirm that not only did it give me temporary abs for around 4 months, but it also set my underwear on fire. However, the fire was blue, not orange as they advertised it, so I was a bit disappointed

[@mxkammb]

Ordering on wish is the online version of making wishes to a genie that twists your words

[@Jwilhoftstg]

Well, yeah. That's why it's called Wish.

[@moobloommachinehdmi2506]

This should be pinned

[@chloekim8894]

AHAHA TRUE

[@yestheyaremyclipshi643]

Hwta od oyu mnea

[@mytherapistsaidno6643]

this is the exact comment that you see under every single video about wish

[@KamilHenri]

Am I too close Danny? I can read your shirt... How much further should I be??

[@jacksonguite5830]

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IT SAYS

[@poojajagga123]

@@jacksonguite5830 if u can read this ur too close

[@JusKnowIssJay]

I think it says "if you can read this you are to close"

[@Coolerthan_u]

I think 6 feet maybe....

[@MrEyes-xh4bb]

*WHAT AM I, DANNY?!?*

[@Waitaminutewhoisthat]

The cat "blindfolds" are used to calm down cats by covering their senses it usually is used during grooming when a cat is being aggressive

[@mypreci0uslittlelife]

‘do you suddenly have more cats then you did before due to a recent acquisition of an alleyway full of stray cats’

[@ethanh4739]

I can read his shirt, where do I go now

[@SeanPAllen]

A few feet back

[@goddessoffortune6448]

the ranch

[@shxhebx2039]

Same

[@karagrant2365]

what does it say

[@joyfk4127]

Wakanda

[@garfield8793]

man, It’s been a while since we last heard that greg was the fastest growing army on youtube...

[@gracebordelon7052]

Someone must have searched it up

[@fia7022]

Dua Wauda damn

[@Wertyvid]

Craig is taking over

[@avawallace1554]

werty vid never

[@AzzyRiah]

@@Wertyvid shut up, eat a snickers. You're not you when you're hungry

[@emcat9542]

3:52 yea definately some kind of kink in the supply chain.....

[@tonicastel2390]

What cream causes a fever? … um… radioactive cream.

[@consentclub8431]

After getting top surgery: I H A V E N O T I T

[@nianibraxton2875]

CONGRATIONLSAT BUDDY BOY

[@dead-strawberrie]

y e s

[@seauqis]

Lola rabbit be like:

[@fatlittlekittens7297]

@@seauqis Lola have no booba

[@yaboi3929]

YyyyyyyEEEEAAA