Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 017 : "Taze Me Later" W/ Brendan Sagalow

[@mykmcgrane]

This episode was IMMEDIATELY fun. It exploded out of the gate and was early what I needed to get me thru the last hour at work. Damn. This is why I subscribe. This. Thank you. P.S. Love the zooms and camera work.

[@djangofett4879]

this was so manic i had to watch it in segments 😆

[@JamesAnderson-ju3vb]

Ian and Jordan are like the Timon and Pumba of adult ADHD.

[@johnadams9514]

LMFAO why is this so funny

[@Fabian080690]

This could be great themed art

[@blonded1]

Ian is my favorite postcaster. i have downs and he is huge inspiration to me. i want to be ian when i grow old i'm 37

[@janreal84]

you are literally me

[@ianswagger1856]

My names Ian and I think I'm Ian

[@daniellelazenby3397]

I’m so sad he’s not my gay bestie I always wanted because he seems impossible to be depressed around and I have BPD and I feel like that could be very funny fuel for him but in a way that doesn’t make me feel bad about it. 😁

[@janreal84]

@@ianswagger1856 I'm ian to men

[@weedleavesandseeds8025]

Can you BELIEVE depression wasn't called down syndrome. It seems perfect

[@Doijatah]

Jordan cutting off Sagalow off the top to answer Adam's phone call is the most alpha shit. Love this chick.

[@BeinIanPod]

😂😂😂

[@alexhaile7957]

It brought me great joy how much it upset him that she did this.

[@Kasitro]

it’s not alpha it’s adderral

[@beaulafond6345]

Best intro in the bizz, find myself singing this song all the time!

[@BeinIanPod]

Woohoo!

[@janica4154]

Used to be Yanni long days intro song, now this wins ....guess that's the nice thing bout having friends in the biz! Great cast...chaotic as fk but fun

[@urgamecshk]

@@janica4154 nah Theos is the best

[@ubertalldude]

Ian has some GOLD moments in this one. Grabbing your guests phone and yelling at him abruptly enought to actually startle him is excellent podcast hosting.

[@crunchycrails1436]

51:14

[@johnadams9514]

It’s almost unbelievable how hard Adam fumbled his impromptu cameo. Almost.

[@duncefunce1513]

Seriously, the sudden weird camera angles and zooms are an inspired touch

[@JayYossarian]

Ian's wholesome relationship with his mother is inspiring.

[@garyswoleman4698]

There's a video of him hiding in a box to surprise his mom on Christmas. I'm a bitter, miserable person and it genuinely warms my heart. She gets SO happy to see him.

[@ds-lf2st]

Gay Mom

[@BigBigBigJeff]

Ahhh back for my weekly dose of unadulterated chaos vibes ❤ love it here

[@BeinIanPod]

Yay, thank you! ❤

[@IHJello]

This show and editing is like space ghost coast to coast but real and quite possibly better

[@laurenm4938]

you guys consistently make me cackle. i love it here.

[@BeinIanPod]

We love havin ya here!

[@CAPSTRES]

Bro..... I sing the ENTIRE opening song EVERY cast. My fave music to open a new pod in 2022.

[@dayton2559]

ian moves around waaaayyyy too much for that beach pic to not be masked behind him lmao

[@RedSntDK]

Happy Tree Friends was revolutionary. Imagine going from nothing but your PC in your room, to 56k internet access, and suddenly there's animation?! With sound?! Before youtube, video over the internet seemed impossible until Flash came around. RIP.

[@MrJol420]

@19:20 is why I love this podcast so much. Never change. It feels like I'm in Oneonta again smoking weed in my friends basement .

[@shapathall]

Stoneonta. Edit: Proud alum here.

[@muppet_rat]

The bond between Ian and Jordan is hardcore. On another note, can't Jordan talk to a lawyer about her father's killer selling the house he built with Jordan? It's too late for an autopsy, but maybe not to get those 400k back.

[@RegularCars]

New episode!!!

[@BeinIanPod]

Woohoo!

[@robbieaviles6783]

This podcast was a surprising gem. Love that Jordan is now on more episodes. I heard her on YKWD a few years ago with Ian and glad you guys have started this. Already have been a fan of Ian but Jordan is fuckin' awesome too. Her EP. on Mike Vechionne Investigates was great too 😂 Keep it going guys!

[@oktokt]

I definitely remember a moose getting flayed in that cartoon. Nostalgia hits like a taser sometimes, thanks for the stroll down memory lane. Y’all are hilarious.

[@ericpettyfishing]

Brendan is really becoming one of my favorite comics.

[@BeinIanPod]

Hey hey he’s great!

[@SirBagelsFGR]

Comics on podcasts*?

[@Lockguy_22]

Dude I saw him at Skankfest and he KILLED. One of my favorite sets of the weekend.

[@hiphopfaerie]

"ANY kind of music being put on while we're hanging out sucks ass." Brendan coming in to steal my heart! I couldn't agree more-- I actually get angry when I'm trying to talk to friends and there's loud music on

[@ghagzor]

Get Jordan her own mic and a raise or she's going to be the permanent third mic on TAFS.

[@Ratigun]

Huge Sagalow fan after this podcast. Dude's hilarious.

[@mattkahler2569]

Ian denying Jordan's high-five attempt might be among the funniest shit I've ever seen 😂

[@doggwillhunt072]

Thanks for all the band suggestions! Btw Ska is awesome. Love your energy bro! The pods gonna do well

[@andrewhart6200]

FTR...she didn't do what she said - she said: "Adam Freedland is calling" and answered the phone in one move............

[@CH-ml4rz]

Loving the zoom edits! Shoutout Rick

[@dsandwhich00]

Yeah, whoever is editing this show gets those two and how they present.

[@cloudbloom]

Ian & Jordan I fucking love you two bozos

[@MrJol420]

Those little hand held tazers won't stop someone attacking you with adrenaline. Tbh just Cary a boxcutter style knife if thats your protection. Pepper spray really doesn't work either. You have to get pretty lucky if it's a spontaneous act. (If you set it up and peper spray someone it works but the odds u get them right in the moment and with adrenaline also kinda sketchy) ...I got a nice barber style razor blade knife. Makes me feel way safer.

[@matthewp-ton3616]

Stun guns can hold a residual charge for a short Period of time, if you tase someone it is good to touch it to a ground (fence, table, your enemy, etc.) afterwards before you consider it fully off and stick it back in your Pocket

[@89Abbigail]

Ian not letting Jordan high five made me cry laughing at the gym lol.

[@twistedadjust]

When the funny farmer came to town it riled Ian up to a 11 ❤️ Soo funny

[@twistedadjust]

Also as an avid tree friend watcher it was hella gorey and bloody there was a army general character who usually went on a murder rampage

[@macwilk7538]

I’m so happy I know almost all the bands you guys are talking about hahaha.

[@chriskasatka2095]

Amazing episode! Brendan was awesome! Should be a regular guest!

[@DanishingAct]

“My turn” killed me

[@thekillers1stfan]

Weed is an old world plant so the Native Americans didn't smoke it. They did do Peyote tho lol

[@diadeEL]

Jordan’s music taste makes her all the more awesome

[@TYOjoe]

seeing jordan refuse to hand a taser to other grown adults because shes afraid they'll tase her like its some high school shenanigans is so funny

[@brentoncarter4275]

I could literally listen to Jordan and Ian fighting all episode

[@dt-hf8vz]

oh, we know how jordan’s dad died 👀

[@richardjamesIII]

The first 15 mins of this podcast are the greatest moments in all mankind's history. Greater words never have nor ever shall be spoken.

[@CH-ml4rz]

GO TO THIS IS HARDCORE FOR THE PATREON NEXT YEAR?!

[@Paulturgeist]

I love this podcast but you need to just let the theme song play through without the edit. It ruins the flow and also makes me think you actually do take it in the butt lol

[@iamcalsen]

Ian's mom is just Nick doing a bit.

[@scottdurbin9841]

Damn me and my boys got super into Hatebreed like 20 years ago, I’ve been thinking about getting back into listening to them again and now I’m in love with Jordan?! Uh oh now I listened to the rest of the episode maybe not lol

[@scottdurbin9841]

@PIZZA pure wankery, I have no time for techdeath. Nile and Cryptopsy over Necrophagist any day of the week

[@ericpettyfishing]

Lmao. Same

[@zentient1117]

Dang Jordan was having some thoughts when Ian dropped his drawers. 🧐

[@ricksanchez5696]

In good time..

[@Dionysus_09]

Haven't heard a Happy Tree Friends reference in a long time.

[@ASnazzyBanana]

1:01:13 Ian looking like peak Richard Sherman

[@kwanevans5168]

Idk why I wasn't a Sagalow fan before. First podcast I've watched with him n he's a killer 😂

[@IHJello]

Sags is so fucking good. He can be dirty and clean. One my favorite comedians today.

[@undeniablyfunk5497]

You folks are the auditory equivalent of my snoopy blanket I sleep with every night

[@WalkingPaceWP]

Here at 162 views. Wild that only this much people have experienced this wild episode. The taser needs to be a regular bit. See which guests are real ass.

[@lukehoran6460]

Never thought I would hear anyone shout out Jank! Good Taste SagMan!

[@motorhead412]

Ian loves ska because he loves blowin' horns...and other things. ZING! Love ya, Ian!

[@mattmergy7050]

Just made my day

[@ltsgoyanks]

Can't wait to see the Thanksgiving episode in January 2023!!!

[@ltsgoyanks]

C'mon...that shits funny....

[@Middle.Earth.Crisis]

This is it, babes! Also, sick SPENT shoutout. SLC HC forever

[@MrJol420]

@33:58 that deserved a bigger laugh. Sagalow kills me

[@greenpilltheory6649]

Jordan's small mouth bit floored me. Too good.

[@MrJol420]

@55:19 Jordan kept doing like a stabbing motion you can't tell if it's actually hitting her. She should've held it in place and someone click the button

[@soggyramen95]

my city literally has a punk rock fight club 🫡

[@PwnerforhighER]

@28:30 biggups Jordan and Brendan for bringing up Q and Mac

[@FLOJo83]

Ian moves like a muppet. Lol also Four is hilarious!

[@jessop-]

Gorilla Biscuits are ace!

[@BeinIanPod]

Start today!

[@jessop-]

@@BeinIanPod let's take this conversation in a "new direction" that's the best GB pun I could come up with, sorry.

[@MrJol420]

Sagalow somehow became my favorite podcast guest. It was ian. But any pod sagalow is on is always good. Except for his own.

[@MrJol420]

Also at @20:10 there wasn't that many riches back then lol .. show redcheif an iPhone hell be like alright...some riches.

[@gertbeefrobe]

Thanks for the laughs lady n gents. Laughing at myself as a mall goth now.

[@cqduck667]

here for the fucking shofar

[@Dudecool80085]

Jank was tight- you guys need to listen to SQUINT!

[@briefintroduction4995]

Wow never thought I'd hear someone talk about Jank. Cool beans.

[@Anything.for.Salinaaas]

The guy who always goes for all fist bumps - even the ones he has no relation to whatsoever - is a funny idea

[@Metal_Malachy]

You guys watched the "new" happy tree friends. Should have watched the OG one where the moose gets trapped under a log, or the Fallout Boy Cornucopia of Love music video.

[@ZEPSSofritoPito]

There's definitely 2022 kids with the thick NY accent Ian is thinking of. Go to neighborhoods like Sheepshead Bay, Bensonhurst, Bay Ridge etc. I'm Puerto Rican and I still talk that way. 🤣🇵🇷

[@granthollomew8568]

i can't believe they both let jordan gaslight ian by saying she asked him if she should pick up adam's call when she absolutely did not

[@jdcriswell2499]

Crazy as a normal. Always enjoy

[@kevinmiller4827]

Absolutely hilarious podcast 🤣 😆

[@digitalbowser]

Move over bowling for soup. Bowling on coke is in town and there is only one alley.

[@FRM101]

Jensen doesn't know any fertile women.

[@chriskasatka2095]

Sagalow is always a good guest.

[@tiffanybiffany]

This ep!!!! Wayyy too funny.

[@RATMsk8er]

Starting at 48:47 but at .5x speed

[@chalkfarm11]

Ian 100% got tazed, that playback angle was brutal.

[@travisbrassfield6362]

God, when does "TAZE 'EM" launch!?

[@Seedr0]

NO ITS MY BIT I'D GO "MMM" BECAUSE ITS A SONG I MADE (NOT MMM BOP BY HANSEN LOL

[@Seedr0]

u can use it but only cuz ur gay

[@setulokavid7745]

sagalow the kind of comic that when you see go up you leave to get another drink

[@theramplocal]

You 2 have really good taste in music, for the most part 😉

[@theramplocal]

Earth Crisis!!!

[@andrewhart6200]

NOW LET'S SPRAY RAID IN EACH OTHER'S EYES

[@gobbygooby]

My favorite part was Ian spelling the word asshole 5 times

[@Jeterfan906]

FUCK YEAH DUDE! THAT RULES!

[@tommcdaniel9554]

I'm enjoying Ethan Ralph's new career arc.

[@GreatLakesFeatherCo]

Love this TAFS crossover

[@rynesiemon3836]

Great one

[@Ugfromumantman]

Just a girl that wants Ian's wee here. Not cuz he's funny but cuz that mustache.

[@CH-ml4rz]

I’m one of the two ❤

[@SatelliteSoundLab]

I swear to fuck that's Mulldogg on the theme song.. lmao

[@harrietmcclouddd]

Ian and Jordan have the best dynamic

[@BeinIanPod]

🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@ginacalabrese3869]

The blue collar NYC accent is still alive where I grew up in the southern part of Staten Island. It's the only borough of NYC that hasn't been gentrified by wealthy white people from out of state so children can still grow up around the accent and aquire it themselves.

[@imf3z]

I’m from midwood. I have a broooklyn accent. Or as I’m told I do

[@Choooooooooch]

fidance is easily the funniest guy on podcasts PUT A BUN ON IT

[@newbietubie]

Awesome Episode! Just please, one episode without the phrase "fat mall goth."