Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 041: Itchy & Scratchy W/ Brendan Sagalow

[@BeinIanPod]

Thanks gang! Patreon.com/beinianpod for bonus solo eps of Ian and Jordan each week!

[@johncassell3362]

Tell Jordan her hair looks great 👍

[@trendybistro]

Jordan is turning into Shelley Duvall in The Shining.

[@jt9124]

Does that make Ian gay Stanley Kubrick? The Ska-ing

[@fridajohansson846]

Been thinking this!

[@dehartgertrude128]

haha she does look like her

[@xlouisexox]

This Halloween she dressed as her. Aaah. Full circle moment

[@TheFrancis300]

Every few episodes Ian does a SpongeBob impression and everytime it gets worse lmfao.

[@skullfux1321]

This episode really has that "left a camera rolling in the mental ward" vibe and i couldnt love it more 😂🙏

[@BeinIanPod]

Hahaha A+ comment

[@JimNortonsAlcoholism]

Left the camera rolling while on shrooms

[@nicholasgennuso3454]

So good

[@tech_nog4520]

I like to think that when it time for Jordan to be committed, she’ll have the decency to turn herself in, but Ian will definitely have to be tranquilized

[@RoboMan570]

Under rated comment

[@elizabethjoslin111]

Yo. Jordan blows that horn.

[@Fabian080690]

It helps she doesn't put down 2 packs a day

[@anthonybogus5688]

Ya she would 100% know how to fully drain a set of male balls.

[@anthonybogus5688]

@@Fabian080690 jus a lot of addy

[@laurenm4938]

i knew jordan was stressed because she cut bangs not because i could see her hives

[@jt9124]

I knew she was stressed because she's strung out on drugs

[@malicioustactics6846]

I knew they weren't hives cause it's clearly a cold sore. Stress induces cold sores not hives lmao. Plus the way she got so defensive about it. It's okay to get them, 85% of the population gets them. But yeah she needs to lay off the adderall for sure.

[@cloudbloom]

Why are girls like this

[@ElevenEleven1188]

Girls? GIRLS? It couldn't be the way those BOYS have acted around her....😅 holayy 🙄

[@Cuyt24]

Ian is the human form of hair from the shower drain, and I love him.

[@abdielrainbowhellsangel2256]

Just one of those things that happens.

[@dannydropshot9588]

This is such a great description and made me laugh really hard 🤣

[@ReallyBigBrother]

Brendan is the kid from Bad Santa all grown up

[@zsxavi]

You want some sandwiches? 🤣

[@impossiblegems]

The first 4 min of Brendan trying to podcast is hysterical- do you know where you are sir??

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

The doctor didn’t say it was hives, he said it was HIVs

[@josef2012]

😂

[@JG-jy7pe]

Nice

[@gelilahyoungsun4326]

They should call this show Simping for Jordan with Ian

[@newbietubie]

Maybe the best comment in this podcast's history

[@buffalothebison4850]

Jordan becomes more feral every week.

[@mitchleanna9440]

The rash is from Jeremiah!!!

[@impossiblegems]

💯

[@sqauckaa]

This should be called the ignore the guest podcast.

[@anthonybogus5688]

100% adhd or not , lil to disrespectful lol

[@CH-ml4rz]

Not 5min in and it is insane Sags hasn’t just left 😂

[@newbietubie]

Now that's a name that they should honestly consider.

[@label_me]

Maybe if they got some interesting guests I could agree

[@visualpr3cision]

That’s Jordan’s exxxxxx

[@eduardoc8296]

despite jordans hives, she looks sooo pretty here ! i love her hair !

[@passionofthechip2255]

How ironic that Jordan has herpes after letting someone spit in her mouth last episode.

[@No5elfCTRL]

This is quickly become by favorite pod out there. So silly

[@MaTTheWish]

Eagle does not know how lucky he is that he was denied the phone number.

[@williamtoth6186]

No man deserves that kinda love

[@user-vf6km4sf2r]

This is a reminder to not take advice from comedians especially the adderall addicted ones

[@twistedadjust]

Everyones hair looks very nice today

[@plismdp]

When Sagalow said "let me finish a sentence" I felt that. 75% of this show is Ian and Jordan having their own moments.

[@julietadobbins9193]

Love this podcast! Thank you for bringing joy love Ian and Jordan.

[@MrJol420]

14:10 bro this sagalow funny af 😂 he got like a diff depressed fuck it personality rn it's funnier

[@nicholasgennuso3454]

Sagalow the stealing from child denying it and then feeling bad about it later is a very funny bit and why we love you Anyway you’ve grown on me like a hive in Jordan’s lip, love these eps

[@cameronsnyder1246]

Brendan being prpud of himself for the ass scoot was so endearing lol😂

[@MelancholicFools]

I haven’t been watching every bein Ian but I love Ian and I will see him whenever he visits my town

[@rachelcassandra9]

Most chaotic ep. Lol I need chaotic friends like this

[@johncassell3362]

Jordans hair looks great

[@markpabst8468]

Jordan’s really becoming the Living Dead Girl that Rob Zombie was singing about.

[@russellkingartist]

How low? HOW LOW??

[@saramillennium]

the intro song is sick

[@jackkuehneman9300]

Becoming my favorite podcast real fast

[@losbubi4870]

Dang. Sagalow was going through it this episode. Hope he feels better

[@ryanherrera3407]

I believe this may be my most favorite introduction to a podcast. So sweet and endearing. Love it. Keep it up, y’all. Shout out from SATX

[@samtavakoli6682]

I'm surprised more guests don't leave. You guys literally ask the guest a question, then while he's answering. Jordan starts talking about herself, then Ian just ignores the guest and banters with Jordan. It's insane can you guys just bone and get it over with.

[@newbietubie]

Yes! Hit the nail on the head with this one.

[@puddintaine4556]

👆

[@solitarygirl]

fr, ive seen a handful of eps and i love the chaotic energy. But, they always ignoring the guest 😴

[@smokedoutpositivesquad1738]

The world might implode if that happens

[@saultrecktom]

They sex daily

[@smokedoutpositivesquad1738]

I just got off 2 weeks of zyrtec and Benadryl and watching this made me itchy again. Thanks a lot jordan

[@wherrera]

Sags killed it! Great seeing all three of you all at Moontower!

[@lastone5201]

28:32 is the most adorable Jordan can be. "I'm scratching with my head" both unbelievably funny and cute as all Hell. 😂🥷🥀🖤

[@Okillydokilly69]

Four !

[@anthonybogus5688]

Five !

[@_m_m4]

Brendon is one of my favorite New York people, I’m always rooting for him to succeed!! ❤😂 Even when he’s pouting and needs some tickling from old strange uncle Ian 🤣

[@isaabdul4987]

This brendan sagalow has the funniest demeanor ever I'm crying laughing and he's barely making jokes

[@sagaterrien31]

The Eagle story had me cackling so hard. Lollll

[@CH-ml4rz]

“Its the weed!” Nah its you two ignoring and talking over him.

[@Purkinje90]

Bein Creepy With Eagle

[@Yermumshouse]

That head motion ian made sitting Jordan back down was too perfect right after he said he don’t wanna be an actor lol

[@gumbygreens8975]

You guys make my cheeks hurt from smiling and laughing. I cant even do my job.

[@pjshulsky]

“Am I too close” like damn

[@taylorsterling9932]

My 7 year old son loves your set!

[@helpis0ntheway]

Love the thumbnail- Great pic of all you!! I wish these pods went longer. Skankalow!!

[@jokerjln]

They just blatantly ignore this dude for the first 5 mins 😂

[@exaltedchampion201]

Jordan - thanks for coming all the way out to Batavia IL with the river bugs. It was probably the hardest I've ever laughed at a show

[@kellyinCT09]

Every episode is better than the last👏👏👏🤣

[@kellyinCT09]

@31:17 fantastic Henry Hill by Sagalow 👏👏👏🤣

[@park6230]

Jordan with the horn made me feel some kind of way

[@dk_mk_mun1808]

I was just doing an impression of **kick** your underwear lol

[@kellyinCT09]

"This is awful...youre right, lets go back to scratching" 😂

[@BobdeeHollifax]

With Jordan

[@joebags3322]

18:54 MY LEG was just 🤌

[@therealsalamiboi]

New favorite pod. Completely unhinged

[@tb80038]

Sag Daddy da God. Consistently the best guess on RAP. He could be 3rs mic easily

[@andrewcollins5316]

This podcast is like a comfort blanket. And I don't know what that says about me...

[@MrDelapino]

Give Sa Daddy some respect in this basement!

[@incitvs]

i like the producer cleaning jordan's mouth

[@CH1CKENW1NG91]

Watching this is making me itchy.

[@tor5457]

Funniest podcast, period. Even with hives, I can't take my eyes off Jordan. She's simply adorable. It's the combination of looks, hilariousness, and personality. Ian scored big time. Deservedly.

[@christophernerney6543]

Brendan don’t start pity party doubting yourself, lying is seductive, be honest trust your instincts

[@SiamSmokeSesh]

Every episode makes me question life more and more

[@andrewhart6200]

@ 43:25ish Jordan admits to being a stacker! Hooray GJGJ :) Wiseeeeeeeeeeeee

[@Ratigun]

Sagalow is fucking hilarious, bro.

[@anthonybogus5688]

Ya sag the best! No 🧢

[@ricardom5699]

WEED IS GAY merch is needed

[@cadetotten6676]

“We’re just being funny on a podcast, do you wanna try?”

[@BeinIanPod]

🤣🤣🤣

[@rnavarrete5406]

Exactly 19 minutes in Jordan speaks wisdom.

[@coreyrobinson2546]

Jordan covered in hives and on the verge of death and I’m over thinking “wow Jordan looks especially pretty this episode” whatever you’re doin JJ keep it up doesn’t matter if you die as long as you look beautiful doin it

[@sweetlowsounds]

Sometimes I think I made a wrong turn after finding Ian on Regular Car Reviews podcast.

[@buttersstotch4956]

Bear grylls is a war veteran he was a Green Beret for the British military

[@roymakescomics]

I love Brendan, but he seemed depressed this episode. Hope he realizes his self worth. Jordan too.

[@grillinman84]

Sag-Daddy then blatantly ripping off the cock-boy line from Eminem is perfect. I love this pod so much.

[@tjmakesnoise]

Jordan with major Wendy from The Shining vibes in this episode

[@nicholasgennuso3454]

Duuude 10:51 Jordan speaks without moving her mouth whoaa

[@markcrawford8424]

not going to lie when jordan stood up after Brendan said he just farted I thought she was going to queef into the mic lol

[@rayjenkins5832]

Rolling up some newspaper, wet a couple inches on one end, then slap the itchy parts with the wet newspaper. Takes the edge off and you wont end up with bloddy patches of raw skin

[@mohamedamine7610]

Great ep, I hope Brendan gets better.. he's always funny on RAP

[@BeinIanPod]

We love him he’s the best!

[@jjelf2]

Brendan sagalow is the reason i clicked on this.

[@skyy2615]

Wasn’t that song Danzig? Not misfits?

[@crystalnoone4648]

Love you Brendan!!

[@intruative]

Anyone else wonder who that person is in the car at the end of the intro? Do they know that theyre in the intro of the best pod ever?

[@ianchapoy9617]

This episode was 3 different mental breakdowns independently happening at the same time.

[@thebonbrests741]

34:44 when Jordan's handlers come out 😅

[@ThedeadlyOG]

I’m here to keep Jordan in her place

[@Perfinn]

kinda weird to be talking to an invisible guest the whole episode but it was interesting, where is jordan at tho?

[@mickeyabbot5851]

This was a rough ep. Jordan is tweaking, both she and Ian keep talking over each other and the guest, he keeps getting interrupted. 2nd half of the ep wasnt as bad as the first. Jordan probably caught something from the "Stand Up On The Spit" episode

[@AaronHawley]

29:10 "What's going on?"

[@anneominous7172]

Man that Nirvana reference from Ian fucking killed me

[@ther3dr00m]

this episode made my hangover worse

[@johncassell3362]

Jordan looks good in a ponytail

[@daniell8630]

Fact- I named my little brother Brendan Fact- Brendan Sagalows name is Brendan Coincidence? I think not🫢

[@christopherbrower8496]

Bring on William Montgomery!!!

[@cloudbloom]

Mom is losing it, I'm glad dad is still here for her though

[@eyedontfollow]

9:18 Jordan got followed by the UFC’s Khabib “The Eagle” Nurmagomedov

[@emylievyrling534]

56:56 best podcast signoff ever