Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 041: Itchy & Scratchy W/ Brendan Sagalow

[@BeinIanPod]

Thanks gang! Patreon.com/beinianpod for bonus solo eps of Ian and Jordan each week!

[@johncassell3362]

Tell Jordan her hair looks great 👍

[@skullfux1321]

This episode really has that "left a camera rolling in the mental ward" vibe and i couldnt love it more 😂🙏

[@BeinIanPod]

Hahaha A+ comment

[@JimNortonsAlcoholism]

Left the camera rolling while on shrooms

[@nicholasgennuso3454]

So good

[@trendybistro]

Jordan is turning into Shelley Duvall in The Shining.

[@jt9124]

Does that make Ian gay Stanley Kubrick? The Ska-ing

[@fridajohansson846]

Been thinking this!

[@dehartgertrude128]

haha she does look like her

[@elizabethjoslin111]

Yo. Jordan blows that horn.

[@Fabian080690]

It helps she doesn't put down 2 packs a day

[@anthonybogus5688]

Ya she would 100% know how to fully drain a set of male balls.

[@anthonybogus5688]

@@Fabian080690 jus a lot of addy

[@buffalothebison4850]

Jordan becomes more feral every week.

[@passionofthechip2255]

How ironic that Jordan has herpes after letting someone spit in her mouth last episode.

[@twistedadjust]

Everyones hair looks very nice today

[@BobdeeHollifax]

With Jordan

[@therealsalamiboi]

New favorite pod. Completely unhinged

[@Yermumshouse]

That head motion ian made sitting Jordan back down was too perfect right after he said he don’t wanna be an actor lol

[@torstrasburg8289]

Funniest podcast, period. Even with hives, I can't take my eyes off Jordan. She's simply adorable. It's the combination of looks, hilariousness, and personality. Ian scored big time. Deservedly.

[@Ratigun]

Sagalow is fucking hilarious, bro.

[@anthonybogus5688]

Ya sag the best! No 🧢

[@lastone5201]

28:32 is the most adorable Jordan can be. "I'm scratching with my head" both unbelievably funny and cute as all Hell. 😂🥷🥀🖤

[@ThedeadlyOG]

I’m here to keep Jordan in her place

[@MrJol420]

Ayy sagalow nice

[@rachelcassandra9]

Those are the funniest little farts lmao

[@anthonybogus5688]

Shoutout Sagahoe!

[@MeanMrMustard-aka-DaDijonDon]

and... noooooow, I'm itchy

[@franciscovega2042]

Her-peas.

[@anthonybogus5688]

Stop smokin tree , while she rollin off an addy 😂 🤦🏽

[@AaronHawley]

29:10 "What's going on?"

[@skyy2615]

Wasn’t that song Danzig? Not misfits?

[@alang4190]

she looks so hot with bangs

[@undeniablyfunk5497]

Jordan’s got that Stevie nix thang going, and Ian, well, Is bein Ian

[@JimNortonsAlcoholism]

Drugs are bad kids

[@petiewheat82]

The way she talks about the scratching makes me think she has scabies, but if it was scabies, they would be between the fingers, in the armpits, etc.

[@dennis_rawed_man]

you ignore ur guests and stay in ur own little world so often its offensive

[@ElevenEleven1188]

Matt Rife IS a trans woman. And Jordan, I wanna be friends & micro dose together somewhere somehow legally. Im a lonely single mom & i can only have friendships with funny ppl, seems like. Ive also died b4, probably.

[@412Hustlin]

Love it but the talking over everyone is getting Annoying

[@Carryusaway_]

Jordan looks like Zelda from pet sematary

[@jt9124]

Just when you think this pod has hit bottom these dorks grab a shovel and dig up a Sagalow. Gross.

[@deadtrees1279]

Jordan, you're everyone's Laney. Accept it

[@redrobotmonkey]

I wish these three had a pod together. Do what Chris D'elia and schaub did, except you two only sexually assault Ian.

[@smokedoutpositivesquad1738]

Is Ian the white Erik or is Erik the black Ian

[@clivity8718]

i will subscribe to patreon after Ian stops screwin openers and asking for gas money and THEN bumming cigarettes all night. THE WORST.

[@TheFrancis300]

Every few episodes Ian does a SpongeBob impression and everytime it gets worse lmfao.

[@tech_nog4520]

I like to think that when it time for Jordan to be committed, she’ll have the decency to turn herself in, but Ian will definitely have to be tranquilized

[@RoboMan570]

Under rated comment

[@laurenm4938]

i knew jordan was stressed because she cut bangs not because i could see her hives

[@jt9124]

I knew she was stressed because she's strung out on drugs

[@malicioustactics6846]

I knew they weren't hives cause it's clearly a cold sore. Stress induces cold sores not hives lmao. Plus the way she got so defensive about it. It's okay to get them, 85% of the population gets them. But yeah she needs to lay off the adderall for sure.

[@cloudbloom]

Why are girls like this

[@ElevenEleven1188]

Girls? GIRLS? It couldn't be the way those BOYS have acted around her....😅 holayy 🙄

[@impossiblegems]

The first 4 min of Brendan trying to podcast is hysterical- do you know where you are sir??

[@sqauckaa]

This should be called the ignore the guest podcast.

[@anthonybogus5688]

100% adhd or not , lil to disrespectful lol

[@CH-ml4rz]

Not 5min in and it is insane Sags hasn’t just left 😂

[@newbietubie]

Now that's a name that they should honestly consider.

[@label_me]

Maybe if they got some interesting guests I could agree

[@visualpr3cision]

That’s Jordan’s exxxxxx

[@user-vf6km4sf2r]

This is a reminder to not take advice from comedians especially the adderall addicted ones

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

The doctor didn’t say it was hives, he said it was HIVs

[@josef2012]

😂

[@JG-jy7pe]

Nice

[@mitchleanna9440]

The rash is from Jeremiah!!!

[@impossiblegems]

💯

[@ReallyBigBrother]

Brendan is the kid from Bad Santa all grown up

[@zsxavi]

You want some sandwiches? 🤣

[@MrJol420]

14:10 bro this sagalow funny af 😂 he got like a diff depressed fuck it personality rn it's funnier

[@Cuyt24]

Ian is the human form of hair from the shower drain, and I love him.

[@abdielrainbowhellsangel2256]

Just one of those things that happens.

[@dannydropshot9588]

This is such a great description and made me laugh really hard 🤣

[@gelilahyoungsun4326]

They should call this show Simping for Jordan with Ian

[@newbietubie]

Maybe the best comment in this podcast's history

[@MaTTheWish]

Eagle does not know how lucky he is that he was denied the phone number.

[@williamtoth6186]

No man deserves that kinda love

[@eduardoc8296]

despite jordans hives, she looks sooo pretty here ! i love her hair !

[@nicholasgennuso3454]

Sagalow the stealing from child denying it and then feeling bad about it later is a very funny bit and why we love you Anyway you’ve grown on me like a hive in Jordan’s lip, love these eps

[@CH-ml4rz]

“Its the weed!” Nah its you two ignoring and talking over him.

[@No5elfCTRL]

This is quickly become by favorite pod out there. So silly

[@Okillydokilly69]

Four !

[@anthonybogus5688]

Five !

[@ther3dr00m]

this episode made my hangover worse

[@PinkelefantZ3]

Psychotic Adderall ad reads with swearing and innuendos are what keeps us from skipping past them. Borrrrrring

[@roymakescomics]

I love Brendan, but he seemed depressed this episode. Hope he realizes his self worth. Jordan too.

[@losbubi4870]

Dang. Sagalow was going through it this episode. Hope he feels better

[@markpabst8468]

Jordan’s really becoming the Living Dead Girl that Rob Zombie was singing about.

[@russellkingartist]

How low? HOW LOW??

[@plismdp]

When Sagalow said "let me finish a sentence" I felt that. 75% of this show is Ian and Jordan having their own moments.

[@tb80038]

Sag Daddy da God. Consistently the best guess on RAP. He could be 3rs mic easily

[@jokerjln]

They just blatantly ignore this dude for the first 5 mins 😂

[@newbietubie]

Is there anyway you can get Jordan to focus less on her and whatever depressing contributions she has to offer? It'd be a good hang/show then.

[@cristoforcasto2400]

tf am I watching

[@cameronsnyder1246]

Brendan being prpud of himself for the ass scoot was so endearing lol😂

[@dk_mk_mun1808]

I was just doing an impression of **kick** your underwear lol

[@julietadobbins9193]

Love this podcast! Thank you for bringing joy love Ian and Jordan.

[@rachelcassandra9]

Most chaotic ep. Lol I need chaotic friends like this

[@SiamSmokeSesh]

Every episode makes me question life more and more

[@johncassell3362]

Jordans hair looks great

[@saramillennium]

the intro song is sick

[@jackkuehneman9300]

Becoming my favorite podcast real fast

[@Incitvs]

i like the producer cleaning jordan's mouth

[@sweetlowsounds]

Sometimes I think I made a wrong turn after finding Ian on Regular Car Reviews podcast.

[@thetremulant]

Yall interrupted this guest so much it was cringe lol

[@xaques.4469]

Lets go im so sick of life

[@DannyDeVitois79]

This show is rapidly growing on me,,,, and I want to scratch Jordan.

[@finewinereview]

冗談を言ったりタバコを吸ったり

[@jt9124]

Mulldog?

[@_m_m4]

Brendon is one of my favorite New York people, I’m always rooting for him to succeed!! ❤😂 Even when he’s pouting and needs some tickling from old strange uncle Ian 🤣

[@coreyrobinson2546]

Jordan covered in hives and on the verge of death and I’m over thinking “wow Jordan looks especially pretty this episode” whatever you’re doin JJ keep it up doesn’t matter if you die as long as you look beautiful doin it

[@ricardom5699]

WEED IS GAY merch is needed

[@samtavakoli6682]

I'm surprised more guests don't leave. You guys literally ask the guest a question, then while he's answering. Jordan starts talking about herself, then Ian just ignores the guest and banters with Jordan. It's insane can you guys just bone and get it over with.

[@newbietubie]

Yes! Hit the nail on the head with this one.

[@puddintaine4556]

👆

[@solitarygirl]

fr, ive seen a handful of eps and i love the chaotic energy. But, they always ignoring the guest 😴

[@smokedoutpositivesquad1738]

The world might implode if that happens

[@saultrecktom]

They sex daily

[@mickeyabbot5851]

This was a rough ep. Jordan is tweaking, both she and Ian keep talking over each other and the guest, he keeps getting interrupted. 2nd half of the ep wasnt as bad as the first. Jordan probably caught something from the "Stand Up On The Spit" episode

[@christophernerney6543]

Brendan don’t start pity party doubting yourself, lying is seductive, be honest trust your instincts

[@kellyinCT09]

Every episode is better than the last👏👏👏🤣

[@blonded1]

IAN i am 38 and i have down syndrome. i stand on my Bed Every night and do ian comedie with plushyies

[@Purkinje90]

Bein Creepy With Eagle

[@geoffreychippersongiraffe5695]

Jordan is 🐒 cute

[@beebop90]

I got hives from vaping

[@MrDelapino]

Give Sa Daddy some respect in this basement!

[@park6230]

Jordan with the horn made me feel some kind of way

[@ElevenEleven1188]

The audacity of the men on this episode, towards Jordan. Good thing she's such a cool ass bish who can pivot, divert away from being mildly SA'd in the name of comedy this entire time...& laugh at herself...but yeah I'm also feeling like, Can we just be friends with her now? Or whatever she says. She was professional & patient. The reason we're still here😅❤

[@CH1CKENW1NG91]

Watching this is making me itchy.

[@eyedontfollow]

9:18 Jordan got followed by the UFC’s Khabib “The Eagle” Nurmagomedov

[@christopherbrower8496]

Bring on William Montgomery!!!

[@cadetotten6676]

“We’re just being funny on a podcast, do you wanna try?”

[@BeinIanPod]

🤣🤣🤣

[@calculatechaos]

Jesus this was hard to listen to. Y’all are like that annoying couple that is all over each other when you hang out with them. And you’re just sitting there like uhh okay I guess I’ll go now

[@isaabdul4987]

This brendan sagalow has the funniest demeanor ever I'm crying laughing and he's barely making jokes

[@sarahk3830]

Had to quit early…why have a guest if you won’t really even engage?

[@jjelf2]

Brendan sagalow is the reason i clicked on this.

[@buttersstotch4956]

Bear grylls is a war veteran he was a Green Beret for the British military

[@pjshulsky]

“Am I too close” like damn